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-(groans)
-(sighs)
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Who knew repairing
the station grid
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would involve
so much sprinting?
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No talk. Sleep.
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-(barking)
-What the? Hey, no, no. Down.
-TENDI: I did it!
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-I updated the dog!
-Down.
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-What does that even mean?
Hey! Mm-mm.
-In Medical,
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-they encourage us
to do side projects.
-(Boimler groans)
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-No! Why?! (shushing)
-So I took a bunch
of inert carbon
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-and built myself
a fluffy friend from scratch.
-Shut up!
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-No! Aah!
-It's supposed
to look like a dog.
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-You know, from Earth.
-(groans) Tendi,
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-please get it out of here.
-Oh, of course.
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Come here! Come here.
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-(barking)
-Ah. (chuckles)
She's five percent faster
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and six percent smarter.
You know, I hand-edited
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-all six billion sequences.
It was really fun!
-(growling)
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-When did you even find time
for that?
-(barking)
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-(groaning)
-Sometimes when I say
that I'm going to the bathroom,
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I'm really recoding her DNA.
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This little lady's protein bonds
totally accepted
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the Cas9 snipping without
any cellular degradation.
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Who has malleable protein bonds?
You do.
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-Yes, you do.
-I don't get it.
-(barks)
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You could've built any life-form
at all, and you did this?
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It just looks like a normal dog.
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That's exactly what
I was going for!
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I'll go grab my notes so
I can read you the juicy parts.
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You're going to love how
I reorganized her mitochondria.
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No spoilers, but...
(chuckles, snorts)
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...it's super funny!
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Just to be clear,
this is a normal dog,
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and she's messing with us.
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(cracking)
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-(gasping)
-(snarling)
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-(gasping)
-(panting, barking)
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-(snarls)
-Oh, God. Not a normal dog.
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Wake me up if it turns into
something I need to care about.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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RANSOM:
First officer's log.
An elite team from the Cerritos
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has been selected
by Admiral Syltrack to liaise
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with the Pisepian agricultural
colony in disputed territory.
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Captain Freeman, Shaxs,
and myself
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have been enlisted
to join the mission
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due to our expertise in
the germination of rulot seeds.
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In our absence,
the Cerritos will receive
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a temporary transfer of command
to a visiting captain.
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(groaning loudly)
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Visiting captain?
No! So lame.
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I figured you'd love a break
from our usual guys.
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Sub caps never know
what they're doing.
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They're all like,
"Buffer the phase coils."
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And we're like,
"What are you talking about?"
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What are you talking about?
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I don't want
some babysitter Jellico-type
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hovering over us
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when we're already going
to a bog planet,
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which is, like,
the worst kind of planets,
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as far as planets go.
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Bogs are actually fascinating.
Did you know
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-that the spore count can...
-I don't want to know
about a bog!
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It's a gross word
for a gross place!
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Well, you're being
very unscientific.
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(panting)
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(clanking)
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Anyway, I'm into it.
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We get to rub shoulders
with the visiting crew,
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maybe impress another captain.
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Oh, you're just excited to kiss
a whole new butt, aren't you?
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Well, I wouldn't put it
like that.
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But yes, very.
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(hissing)
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Hmm...
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-(door whooshes open)
-Rutherford!
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The visiting crew's
gonna be here any minute.
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Hey, if I part my hair
like this, do I look
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more promotable or less?
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More? Less?
More? Less?
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-Yeah, sure.
-You didn't even look!
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(sighs) Sorry.
It's this transporter, man.
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I'm trying to make it go
.07 seconds faster.
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Mariner wouldn't help me
test it.
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She said she wanted to wait
until I ironed out the kinks.
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But how am I supposed to do that
if nobody's gonna
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-help me test it?
-Ooh! I'll do it.
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I can tell the new captain that,
in my spare time,
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-I enjoy improving efficiency.
-Okay, cool.
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I'll just transport you
back and forth
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super quick.
Real easy.
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Okay. Beam me up.
(chuckles): I mean,
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Boim me up.
You know what I'm saying.
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-Okeydokey!
-(metallic trilling)
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That was, like, half a second
faster than normal!
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I can't believe it's working.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Run me through it again!
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Do it again! Do it again!
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-(metallic trilling)
-(laughs)
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-(laughs, groaning)
-(trilling continues loudly)
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-Uh...
-Aw, man.
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-I thought I solved this.
-What?!
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Sorry, it's just the last part
of the transporter process!
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It can be a bit sticky!
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Sticky?! Am I gonna die?!
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No, no! You're just off by,
like, one millicochrane!
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-It's just cosmetic!
-What's that noise?!
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(gasps)
Is that me?!
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You hardly notice it!
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You got to fix me before
the visiting crew gets here!
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-I can't look like this!
-What?!
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(soft beeping)
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(whistle blows)
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Oh, well, here we go.
Babysitter time
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in three, two, one...
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♪ ♪
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Amina?
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(laughs)
There she is!
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Are you surprised?
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Oh, my gosh. I thought
you were on the Oakland.
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Eh, couldn't pass up
a water filtration repair.
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(chuckles):
This is crazy!
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Wait, and you're
a freakin' captain now?
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Get those title bumps, girl.
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Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
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I've even got a team.
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Warren, Prachett, Durga,
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this is my old friend
I was telling you about.
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Captain Ramsey... speaks fondly
of your time at the Academy.
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Oh, boy.
What'd she tell you?
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That when it comes
to boots-on-the-ground
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planetary action,
you're the best.
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And you look damn good doing it.
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Curious
that you're still an ensign.
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-(door whooshes open)
-(loud trilling)
-Ensign Boimler
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reporting for duty!
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(trilling continues loudly)
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(beeping)
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Dude! What is wrong with you?!
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Nothing! I'm just phasing!
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No biggie!
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Disagree!
It's kind of a biggie!
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Ensign, report to sickbay!
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But that's for sick people!
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-Now!
-Aw.
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-(trilling continues)
-(shouts)
How long is this going to last?!
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How am I supposed to know?!
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You look
like a goddamn science project!
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Then-- ow!-- why are you
still taking samples?!
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(panting)
I figured it out!
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-(beeping, clicking)
-(trilling stops)
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All right.
Boimler's back, baby!
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Time to kiss some visiting butt.
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Wait, I'm still all phase-y.
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Yeah. But you're
not making the sound anymore,
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which was the worst part,
right?
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Oh, yeah. That was terrible.
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-I'm literally hard to look at.
-(beeping)
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(crying):
I mean, what if-- what if...
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(sniffles)
Nobody wants a sparkly cap'n!
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Oh, all right, all right.
Calm down.
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-I already alerted Division 14.
-(gasps)
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The time travel police?
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No! D-14 handles
unsolvable space illnesses
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and science mysteries.
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And they can make me
a real boy again?
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They've got this great
medical spa on Endicronimas V.
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En... (sniffles)
Endicron...
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Everyone just calls it
"The Farm."
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You'll be pampered and tended to
like a precious gem.
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You and Mr. Whatever The Hell
That Thing Is over there.
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Don't worry, The Dog.
I won't let them hurt you.
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Wait, you named it "The Dog"?
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Of course. Why wouldn't I?
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She's a totally normal dog.
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Mm, I'm starting to think
you know more about DNA
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-than you do about dogs.
-We don't have any on Orion.
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-We're really missing out.
Dogs are great.
-(snarling)
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(screeching)
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-(both gasp)
-(barks)
-Aw, look at you.
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You're just
a cute little cinnamon roll.
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Yes, you are!
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Visiting captain's log.
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Stardate 57752.6.
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The Cerritos is en route
to the planet Khwopa to...
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(chuckles) perform a repair of
their water filtration system.
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Once completed, we will...
(chuckles) rendezvous
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-with the USS Rubidoux. End log.
-(kissing)
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(chuckles):
Will you stop it?
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Sorry, I just love
captains' trinkets, you know?
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Come on.
Give me the dirt.
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Have you seen
Ransom's photon torpedo?
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Barf! No! Disgusting.
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-No, for real, that is big barf.
-(laughs)
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So, how long do we have you?
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I mean, it's gonna take a while
to catch you up
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on all the crazy stuff
I've been up to.
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Yeah. That's why I want you
at my side.
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Getting your perspective
on the Cerritos crew
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would be invaluable.
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I mean, come on, nobody likes
a babysitter captain.
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Babysitter captain? What?
I don't even know what that is.
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-What?
-So, what do you say?
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Want to be my first officer?
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Oh! Of course!
You've got the dream team.
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It's about time
this bridge had a kickass crew.
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I mean, the usual guys are fine,
but they're kind of... eh.
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Oh, wait, are--
Wait, are you kidding?
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-No, you're kidding, right?
-(chuckles)
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-I'm not kidding!
-Then yes!
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(chuckles):
All right. Let's do this...
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Number One.
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♪ ♪
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(whines)
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Greetings.
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I am the Division 14
medical specialist.
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Aw, thank you. I'm Tendi,
and this is my dog, The Dog.
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And let the record show
we're here under protest.
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(barks)
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I must warn you,
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stepping aboard this vessel
is consent
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to be surrounded
by dark abnormalities
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and the clinically obscene.
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Uh, how long will it take
to get to the spa?
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I wasn't sure
how many books to bring.
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Do not trouble yourself
with the journey.
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The Farm cures all.
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(laughing)
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(whines)
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So, we were surrounded
by four Borg, right?
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And nobody ever talks
about this, but they smell
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like old trash bags.
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What? Four? How'd you get out?
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It required unorthodox tactics.
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Durga kicked their butts
with Vulcan jujitsu. (exclaims)
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(laughs) Yeah, well,
this one time, Ramsey and I
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stole Professor Rubichik's
old, special car
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and drove it into the bay.
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(laughs) It was hilarious.
He was so pissed.
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I love Saul Rubichek.
He was my mentor at the Academy.
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That car was his life.
242
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,737
-I spoke at his funeral.
-Uh, well, that was
a long time ago.
243
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,322
I still do stuff like that
all the time.
244
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,367
Last week, I put a scorpion
in Ransom's bed.
245
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,160
It was bad. He almost died.
246
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,996
Do you often disrupt missions?
247
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,540
(chuckles): No, I mean, I do
regular Starfleet stuff, too.
248
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,458
(clears throat)
Everyone ready?
249
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,627
Let's roll out.
250
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,713
♪ ♪
251
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,844
Reports indicate
that first contact here
252
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,554
was a little tricky.
The bogs didn't help.
253
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,556
Let's see if we can get ahold
of the local authorities.
254
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,474
-Copy that. (grunting)
-(bog squelching)
255
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,644
Hey, are you
on a different mission,
256
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,812
or are you coming with us?
257
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,314
Oh. Uh, sorry. Right.
258
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,316
I'll just, uh...
(grunting)
259
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,653
When we're done here,
you'll be back to enjoying
260
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,905
crystal clear water,
King Phibeas.
261
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,034
We osmose
our most brackish gratitude.
262
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,370
MARINER:
So, uh, you and Ramsey
263
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,538
are pretty tight, huh?
How'd you guys meet?
264
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,373
I do not believe
that information
265
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,375
has any bearing
on our current objective.
266
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,377
Damn, Durga.
I was just making chitchat.
267
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,212
-(alarm blaring)
-WARREN: (gasps)
Critical overpressure.
268
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,506
One of the cascade valves
must be jammed open!
269
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,883
We've got 30 seconds
270
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,217
till the whole system blows!
271
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,719
Mariner, the tricorders.
272
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,596
Um, uh, I...
You know, I think I left them
273
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:39,847
in the transporter room.
274
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,349
(all grunting, groaning)
275
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,602
Try clearing it
with a subsonic pulse.
276
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,188
(whirring)
277
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,233
MARINER:
I must have grabbed
the wrong crate.
278
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,694
I-I left all our tricorders
back on the Cerritos.
279
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,530
Which is the least useful place
for them to be,
280
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,283
First Officer Mariner.
281
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,577
FREEMAN:
Captain Ramsey,
282
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,537
I just wanted to take
a brief pause
283
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,749
from our covert operation
to check in
284
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,751
-on my ship.
-The Cerritos and her crew
285
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,920
have performed admirably,
Captain Freeman.
286
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,588
We've repaired the waste pipe
on Khwopa
287
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,756
and are waiting on the Rubidoux.
288
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,716
Very good. I've got to go.
289
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,260
These rulot seeds
are highly volatile.
290
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,389
I may be called to plant them
at any moment.
291
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,099
Godspeed, Captain.
292
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,976
Okay, so,
they might plant seeds?
293
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,938
Well, sounds like they're
on a very important mission.
294
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,775
Strange. The Rubidoux
should have arrived by now.
295
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,568
Well, Captain Dayton
isn't exactly punctual,
296
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,321
but we may as well follow up.
Initiate long-range scan.
297
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,032
(clears throat)
Mariner,
298
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,784
-if you don't mind?
-Oh! Me.
299
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,285
Right. (chuckles) Sure thing.
300
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787
-Uh, here we go. (screams)
-(alarm blaring)
301
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,164
Ah! Uh, s-sorry! Hold on. Uh...
302
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,583
Perhaps Mariner isn't as apt
as you recall.
303
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,252
Nobody move! Just wait. It'll...
304
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,087
-It'll tire itself out.
-(chuckles): Hey.
305
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,464
-(alarm stops blaring)
-Just breathe. You've got this.
-Uh...
306
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,091
♪ ♪
307
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,434
(gasps)
308
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,601
Huh.
309
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,645
-(growls)
-(whimpers)
310
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:10,479
Wow, I never knew there were
311
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,314
this many accidents
in Starfleet.
312
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,817
Which is exactly why
Division 14 exists:
313
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,778
to hide the mistakes
Starfleet would like to ignore.
314
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,156
-Oh, well, that doesn't
sound very Starfleety.
-The admirals
315
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,616
wouldn't want to jeopardize
the allegiance of their officers
316
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,618
by forcing them
to work alongside
317
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,662
a man whose body is equal parts
318
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,873
accelerated growth
and reverse aging.
319
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:32,001
That's right. Stare at me.
320
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,627
-I-I wasn't s-staring.
-The freak
321
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,838
infected by an alien horse bite,
322
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,133
doomed to live out his days
as half a rascal.
323
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,511
Everyone would rather avert
their gaze instead of curing us.
324
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,597
We're inconvenient.
325
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,891
But aren't there specialists
who specialize in this?
326
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,684
Tell that to Ensign Jenna,
327
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,020
exposed to delta radiation.
328
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,563
Or Ellis and Sanderson.
329
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,524
Neutrino field
transporter accident.
330
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,360
-We have two of everything.
-Almost everything.
331
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,821
And Anthony.
332
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,990
-(exhales)
-(sniffs)
333
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,534
Hi, Anthony.
Did it used to be a man?
334
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,453
Yeah,
that's what we're assuming.
335
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,080
Don't worry, The Dog. You don't
belong here with these freaks.
336
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,499
I'll break you out
first chance I get.
337
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,083
Come on, you're making it
sound worse than it is.
338
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,336
I mean, we're all going
to a resort planet
339
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,046
with gentle nurses and whatnot.
340
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,714
-It's gonna be great.
-(laughs)
341
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:19,882
The Farm?
342
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,844
You really think they're
taking us to a paradise planet?
343
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,930
Wait, yeah. I...
Then where are we going?
344
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:29,016
Nowhere.
We've been here for months.
345
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,310
-This is The Farm!
-(thunder rumbling)
346
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,479
♪ ♪
347
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,863
It's the Rubidoux, Captain.
348
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,532
All systems
appear to be off-line.
349
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,201
I told Dayton to get her energy
coils replaced last month.
350
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,827
Looks like I was right.
(sighs)
351
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,247
If power's out, they're probably
holed up in a safe room,
352
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,916
waiting for rescue,
just like last time.
353
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,292
Durga, Mariner, Warren,
354
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,877
you're with me.
Let's give them a jump.
355
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,837
♪ ♪
356
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,761
Power has been interrupted
in engineering.
357
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,596
Durga, get the main systems
back on line.
358
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,765
Mariner and I will figure out
where the crew is holed up.
359
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,559
Should be a simple repair
for me, Captain.
360
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,727
Check in every 15 minutes.
Oh, and someone make sure
361
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,145
to get a picture of me
and Captain Dayton
362
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,147
when she thanks me
for saving her ass again.
363
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,028
-(screaming)
-(grunts)
364
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,240
(chuckles)
Sorry. Uh, new boots.
365
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,410
Wait is going on with you?
I really need you to step it up.
366
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,120
Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll do better.
367
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,122
You know, it's these darn boots.
These boots are, like...
368
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,623
I got... I...
Well, I wanted to get,
369
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,834
-like, a taller boot.
-Stop with the boots!
370
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,127
-(whines)
-What's up, girl?
371
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,962
What's wrong? You...
You want walkies?
372
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,089
Oh, come on. Let's go.
373
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:48,304
Listen up.
There's a shift change at 0200.
374
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,639
It's our chance
to take the ship.
375
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,932
You're talking about a mutiny.
376
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,184
Exactly.
We'll find our own planet
377
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,187
where we won't be treated like
failed science experiments.
378
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,524
Tonight, freaks fight back!
379
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,610
(chanting): Freaks fight back!
Freaks fight back!
380
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,738
Brother, freaks united
are freaks no more.
381
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,115
Say it with me.
Freaks fight back!
382
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,534
Yeah. Freaks fight back.
383
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,994
(chanting):
Freaks fight back!
384
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,121
Freaks fight back!
Freaks fight back!
385
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,332
...is what they were all
chanting. We were all doing it
386
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,334
in unison.
387
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,045
Mutiny? On my ship?
How dare they!
388
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,671
Sir, they just want
more information.
389
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,632
I think if we all sat down
in a conference room
390
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,550
-and talked it out...
-(screaming)
391
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,680
-(screams)
-If those freaks
think they can mutiny,
392
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,808
they're in for a rude awakening.
393
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,227
No, no, no! The only reason I
told you is so nobody gets hurt.
394
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,396
We're all Starfleet.
We have to follow the rules.
395
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,357
-I am the rules.
-Wait!
396
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,025
We can talk this out! Sir!
Don't tell them I tattled!
397
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,026
Don't tell them I tattled!
398
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,736
MARINER:
Um, hello?
399
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,530
Hello, Rubidoux people? Hello?
400
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,032
Oh, where are these guys?
401
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,159
How do you do this every day?
It is so boring.
402
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,535
You used to love
space mysteries.
403
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,703
Yeah. I used to be dumb.
404
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,246
That's one way to look at it.
405
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,165
-What does that mean?
-I expected
406
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,875
to be working with
the capable Starfleet badass
407
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,252
I knew at the Academy,
not whatever you are now.
408
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,588
Yeah, and I expected to be
working with my fun friend,
409
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,506
-not a total...
-Hold it.
410
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,716
These doors
have been manually sealed.
411
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,677
(both grunting)
412
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,686
(crew members crying)
413
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,562
-(gasps) I don't want to die.
-Stand down. We're Starfleet.
414
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,231
-I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
-Captain Dayton.
415
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,774
Whoa, Captain, Captain,
you're gonna be okay.
416
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,567
No! That thing is still
out there!
417
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,736
There's nothing outside
except the Cerritos.
418
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,572
You don't understand!
We're inside of it!
419
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,118
It's time.
Let's shake the ship!
420
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,245
-What do you think you're doing?
-Uh... nothing.
421
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,579
Mutiny makes you traitors!
422
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,791
Mutiny?
No, these are just props
423
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,419
that we're using for our...
our musical, right, guys?
424
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,755
Stop lying! Boimler told me
everything! Brad Boimler.
425
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,006
-Ooh, no, no, no.
-Right there-- Brad Boimler.
426
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,758
Boimler, what the hell?!
427
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,760
(laughs)
Freaks fight back?
428
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,638
From now on, everyone is
confined to their quarters.
429
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,765
I suggest
you spend the time alone,
430
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,560
thinking about how
to be more like Brad.
431
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,604
Wait, wait, wait. I have no idea
how he found out, guys.
432
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,606
-That's crazy.
-Get the rat!
433
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,650
-Get him!
-Guys, no. Help!
So many freaks!
434
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,486
We shut down systems
because it feeds on electricity.
435
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,780
Durga, do not restore power.
436
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,657
RAMSEY: Durga, Durga...
restore power.
437
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,743
Captain, artificial gravity
is coming back on line.
438
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,454
(loud whooshing)
439
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,789
(gasps, whimpers)
440
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,792
-What the hell?!
-(creaking)
441
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,753
Oh, stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
442
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,921
How big is this thing?
443
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,389
All right, everyone with me.
We need to stay calm.
444
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,476
Hallway, now!
445
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,687
Ramsey to Cerritos.
Prepare for emergency transport.
446
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,982
Damn thing must be
blocking signals.
447
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,233
(shattering)
448
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,778
I don't want to die in space!
I don't want to die in space!
449
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,155
-We're all gonna...
-Pick her up.
450
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,990
We have to get to the bridge.
That's where we beamed in.
451
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,992
-There's a good chance
we can still get a signal out.
-Ugh.
452
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:59,036
Where has this Mariner been
all day?
453
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,204
-I don't know what
you're talking about.
-No, no, no, no.
454
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,997
Something's going on here.
455
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,957
Been non-stop screwing up,
then suddenly, you're back
456
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,334
to taking charge and
punching out captains and...
457
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,335
Wait a minute.
458
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,337
-(loud thudding)
-(groaning)
459
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,339
Maybe let's talk, like, after
the giant space emergency.
460
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,341
You were taking a dive,
weren't you?
461
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,176
You figured out I was gonna
offer you a spot on the Oakland.
462
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,637
Yeah, well, maybe
I didn't want my best friend
463
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,180
trying to trick me
into a job I didn't want.
464
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,182
-You ever think of that?
-Ugh!
465
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,308
We all thought you'd be the
first captain from our class.
466
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,311
You got the best grades,
you kept us all on track.
467
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,522
Now it seems like
you don't even like Starfleet.
468
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,191
You used to do whatever
you wanted whenever you wanted.
469
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,485
Now you got to check in
with Durga every five minutes.
470
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,738
Because I love leading a team
that puts their trust in me.
471
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,323
Fine, but I don't love
472
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,533
that everyone's
always screaming at me
473
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,742
to rank up and take charge.
474
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,744
Why can't I just be
a super great ensign?
475
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,830
Look, how about you stop
pretending to be a (bleep),
476
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,498
and I'll stop trying
to recruit you,
477
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,376
-and we can go save
these people?
-Deal!
478
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,877
(panting, whimpering)
479
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,878
-Got you.
-(crowd clamoring)
480
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,548
A rat trapped in an airlock.
481
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,383
That sounds about right.
482
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,051
Any last words?
483
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,344
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me!
484
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,346
I'm just a freak like you, see?
485
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,014
(gasps, laughs)
486
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,016
It wore off!
I'm not a freak anymore!
487
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,394
Hey, would you look at that!
Great!
488
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,437
You're normal now. (laughs)
489
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,398
Enjoy your walk in space.
490
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,025
(alarm sounding)
491
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,656
Wait. Why is the air not
being forced from my lungs?
492
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,243
The Farm! It's real?
493
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,245
Isn't it beautiful?
The missions might be long,
494
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,373
but it's worth it
every time we get back.
495
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,584
Ooh! Do I have egg on my face.
496
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,544
Sir, I'm sorry for the whole...
497
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,713
-mutiny thing.
-I get it.
498
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,382
The Farm does seem unbelievable.
499
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,926
No, I'm sorry I reacted
the way I did.
500
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,261
We should have just
talked it out.
501
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,096
Which is what I said
we should do!
502
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,891
Next time, we'll avoid
a mutiny before it happens.
503
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,351
Maybe paint the ship
some friendlier colors,
504
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,604
turn on some lights
so it isn't so creepy.
505
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,149
Enjoy your path
to recovery, my friends.
506
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,401
(evil cackling)
507
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,362
Oh, it's just the way I laugh.
508
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,118
(easy listening music plays)
509
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,329
(beeps)
510
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:10,250
(breathing loudly)
511
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,169
This is where
we have to say goodbye.
512
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,004
(gasps)
I never wanted to leave you.
513
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,256
You're not a freak.
You're just a good dog.
514
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,051
I will never give up trying
to get you back home.
515
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,137
Tendi, you have been
an exemplary creator.
516
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,640
But do not cry.
I like it here!
517
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,308
There's far more space to run
518
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,477
and many fascinating things
upon which to urinate.
519
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,188
(gasps) Oh, wow.
I'm so glad you're happy!
520
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,941
Well, The Dog,
then I guess this is goodbye.
521
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,484
Farewell, Tendi.
522
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,321
May the suns shine upon you.
523
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,864
(Tendi sighs)
524
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,616
Wait. You knew
she could talk and walk?
525
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,493
Yeah, of course she can talk.
She's a dog.
526
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,329
-Normal dogs don't do any
of that stuff.
-They don't?
527
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,498
Wait. But normal dogs
hover and spit lightning, right?
528
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,376
-No, none of that!
-Oh!
529
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,878
Well, then this is starting
to make a lot more sense.
530
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,422
Hey, you are a freak.
531
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,342
I know!
I just didn't want you to worry.
532
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,552
Oh, she's such a good girl.
533
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,889
Oh, we call dibs on this cutie.
534
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,516
-(laughing): Oh.
-No, he shouldn't
535
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,518
even be here.
He's not a freak anymore.
536
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,687
-You're not?
-I, uh, I have acid reflux.
537
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,147
That's kind of freakish.
(grunts)
538
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,525
Wait, wait, wait!
539
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,276
No. (whimpers)
540
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,532
-(thudding)
-(whimpering)
541
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,994
(gasps)
542
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,621
Not today, snot! (grunts)
543
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,380
-(both grunting)
-Durga, report.
544
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,717
There's some sort of alien
entity inside the ship.
545
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,427
-Oh, you think?
-Okay, everybody,
546
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,511
we're gonna get you out of here.
547
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:48,056
(thudding)
548
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,892
-Warren, beam us out of here.
-I'm trying. There's too many.
549
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,521
-We-we won't have time.
-(clinking, hissing)
-Rutherford!
550
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,231
We need your transporter
thing up and running now!
551
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:57,441
It made Boimler weird!
552
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:58,567
Boim us out of here!
553
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,902
(whimpering)
554
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,364
-Hold on!
-Rutherford!
-(yelling)
555
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,742
-(glass breaking)
-(screaming)
556
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,578
(yelling)
557
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,204
(screaming)
558
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,622
(grunts)
559
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,583
Come on, baby.
Give Rutherford the juice!
560
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,084
(grunting)
561
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,961
(creaking)
562
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,589
(thud)
563
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,549
-(gasping)
-(metallic trilling)
564
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,552
(whooping, laughing, cheering)
565
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,429
Oh, man, I knew
you could do it, Ruthy!
566
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,264
Why are we still in phase?
567
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:30,891
Ah, it's just cosmetic.
568
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:35,604
-It's just cosmetic.
-(cheering, whooping)
569
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,401
RAMSEY:
Captain's log.
570
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,820
The evacuation of the U.S.S.
Rubidoux was a success,
571
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,448
thanks to the quick thinking
of the Cerritos crew.
572
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,785
While the exact classification
of this space entity eludes us,
573
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:53,997
we believe it to be peaceful,
in search of a home.
574
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,917
You're cured?
575
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,460
I mean, see?
I knew you'd be fine.
576
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,462
Listen, you got
to mess me up again.
577
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,464
Not permanently, but maybe,
like, a nice two-week freak.
578
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,633
I have been tinkering
with some ancient plasmas.
579
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,302
Aw. Good afternoon.
I'm Tendi.
580
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,930
How are you today?
Ugh. Ugh!
581
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,808
Ugh! She licked me.
What a weirdo!
582
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,643
Would you look at that?
583
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,603
Nothing like a big,
crazy alien to remind you
584
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,814
why "space explorer" is
such a great gig.
585
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,482
Yeah, it's the best.
586
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,735
Well, Starfleet isn't perfect,
but my offer still stands.
587
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,822
If you want a chance to lead
by example, I'd have your back.
588
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,033
Yeah, if I was gonna rank up
for anyone, it would be you,
589
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,827
but, you know, I still have
some stuff to figure out
590
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,787
while I'm lower decks,
about who I want to be.
591
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,623
Like, maybe I'll buckle down
and become a captain.
592
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,166
Maybe I won't. (laughs)
Probably won't.
593
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,293
-I just need time to find me.
-I know you will.
594
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,463
Well, well, well,
beautiful Captain Ramsey.
595
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,465
I'd love to buy you a drink.
596
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,633
-(both grunting)
-(glass breaking)
597
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,511
Oh. Sorry, Ransom.
Instincts kicked in.
598
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,596
I'll take a pass on that drink.
599
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,473
(both laugh)
600
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,183
(grunts)
Good one, Ramsey.
601
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,519
That's our thing.
She's kidding.
602
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,355
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603
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,526
(man imitates weapons firing)
604
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,489
Chirp.
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