Original subtitles

♪ Got a band that's

really cool, stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk,

her temper is her

biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(PLAYING A ROCK TUNE)

GROUPIES:

(EXCITED SCREAMS,

BANGING ON DOOR)

UH... THANK YOU!

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

WHOA! SOMEBODY OUT THERE

REALLY LIKES US.

OOH!

MAYBE IT'S OUR FUTURE SELVES!

(EXCITED SCREAMS)

AWWWW.

MEET & GREET TIME!

SINGLE FILE, PLEASE.

GROUPIES:

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN'S HERE!

UH, WHO'S CHERRY GRAPESTAIN?

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN

IS THE HOTTEST STAR

IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE,

AND SHE'S VISITING PEACEVILLE

TODAY!

THE MAYOR EVEN ORGANIZED

A WELCOME PARADE!

(PLAYS TUBA)

IT'S THE BIGGEST PARADE

PEACEVILLE'S EVER HAD!

CHERRY'S AT THE TOWN

DRIVE-IN TONIGHT.

FOR THE VIP PREMIERE

OF HER NEW MOVIE.

A DRIVE-IN?

SO YOU DRIVE

INTO THE THEATER?

HOW IS THAT SAFE?

(TIRES SQUEAL,

SCREEN SHATTERS)

OOOH... COOL! 3-D!

NO, IT'S LIKE A PARKING LOT

WITH A SCREEN.

THEY WERE POPULAR

A LONG TIME AGO.

(FILM REEL RATTLES,

BEEPING)

OOOH... COOL!

(HUGE ROAR)

IN 3-D!

I DON'T SEE HOW

THAT'S ANY SAFER.

DUDES! WE NEED TO FIND

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN

AT THAT PREMIERE TONIGHT!

THE FUTURE OF THE BAND

DEPENDS ON IT.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS

A SECOND AGO!

HOW CAN SHE BE

THE FUTURE?

SHHHH...

LANE, THIS ISN'T THE TIME

FOR VERY GOOD QUESTIONS.

WHO LIKES WATCHING MOVIES?

(IN UNISON)

EVERYBODY.

NOBODY!

THEY'RE TOO LONG.

THEY'RE BORING.

BUT WHAT PART OF A MOVIE

DOES EVERYBODY LOVE?

KIN AND KON:

UH...

THAT'S RIGHT,

THE TRAILERS!

EEEEP!

(SIRENS WAIL)

THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE

JAMMED INTO A MINUTE!

BUT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD

OF THE MOVIE TRAILER BAND!

UNTIL NOW!

WE'LL SHOW CHERRY

HOW AWESOME WE ARE,

AND SHE'LL HIRE US

TO PLAY IN HER TRAILERS!

(WHIMPERS)

PERFECT!

WE'RE AT OUR BEST WHEN WE PLAY

FOR A MINUTE OR LESS!

LESS DRUMMING!

MY CALLOUSES WILL FINALLY HEAL!

BOTH:

EWWW!

WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN'S

THE NEW FLAVOR!

WE JUST NEED TO GET INTO

THAT DRIVE-IN TONIGHT!

TRINA:

YOU BETTER NOT BE TRYING

TO SNEAK IN

TO THE DRIVE-IN TONIGHT.

IT'S VIP-ONLY,

AND I'M WORKING THE DOOR.

CHECK OUT THIS LIMITED EDISH

ALMOST-ONE-IN-A-MILLION

CHERRY RED TICKET.

WHOA!

(FARTS)

IF YOU DON'T WORK

AT THE DRIVE-IN, LIKE ME,

YOU'LL NEED THIS TO GET IN.

OR ELSE!

OOOH!

CAN I HAVE IT? YOINK!

IT'S FOR HUNKY

NICK MALLORY!

HE'S THE MOST V-I OF THE P'S!

I'LL EVEN INTRODUCE HIM

TO MY NEW SOON-TO-BE BFF

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN.

I READ THAT 99% OF GUYS

BETWEEN THE AGES OF SORTA CUTE

AND MEGA HOTTIE

THINK CHERRY'S

A CHOICE BABE!

NICK FOR SURE WILL LUV

THE VIP TICKET.

GREAT IDEA, TRINA!

WHAT?!

MAYBE NICK SHOULD STAY HOME

AND NEVER MEET CHERRY!

FORGET IT!

THAT EXTRA PASS

IS STAYING WITH ME.

CAN I HAVE IT?

YOU'RE NOT IN

THIS EPISODE.

(DISAPPOINTED SIGH)

(PLAYS TUBA)

OOF!

GREAT!

WE'LL NEVER GET PAST TRINA.

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET CHERRY

TO NOTICE US NOW?

WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW,

DUDE?

(MELTING) HUHUHUH...

HI, CORE...

I'M GETTING

IN YOUR FACE!

LANEY: (GRUNT)

WE JUST NEED TO FIND

CHERRY GRAPESTAIN

AND GET IN HER FACE.

WE'LL FIND HER.

SHE PROBABLY

BLEATS HER EVERY MOVE,

LIKE ALL CELEBRITIES.

(PHONE BLEATS)

OOH!

IS THAT OUR FUTURE

SELVES?

NO, CHERRY JUST CHECKED IN.

"CHILLIN' IN

MY CHERRY-RED LIMO

AT A CHERRY RED LIGHT!

MAINER STREET, LOL."

NOT SURE WHY SHE'S LOLING,

BUT AT LEAST

WE KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

YOU SAID IT, FELLA!

(LAUGHS)

GEAR UP!

♪ Lol transition ♪

KIN:

THERE'S CHERRY'S LIMO!

ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

(DING)

(TIRES SQUEAL)

(COUGHS)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(PHONE BLEATS)

"ALL ABOUT THE FRIES

AT BELCHY'S."

SHE'S HEADED

FOR THE DRIVE-THRU!

FRIES?

TO BELCHY'S!

(TIRES SQUEAL TO A HALT)

COREY:

WELCOME TO BELCHY'S...

MAY I ROCK YOUR ORDER?

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(STRAINING GRUNTS)

(WINDOW WHIRS,

TIRES SQUEAL)

(PHONE BLEATS)

WHERE'S SHE HEADING NOW?

OH, NO...

(BUBBLES BURST)

COREY:

ONE-TWO-THREE...

(WATER SPLASHES,

GARGLING AND SPITTING)

GROJBAND:

AHHH! GAH! WHAAA! EEEEE!

(DRYER WHIRS)

AGGHHHH!

LANEY:

WE TRIED EVERYTHING, CORE!

SHE DIDN'T HEAR ONE NOTE!

WE'RE DONE!

NO WAY. WHAT'S THE ONE THING

GROJBAND NEVER DOES?

GIVE UP?

SURRENDER?

BA?

NO!

GROJBAND NEVER QUITS!

WE'RE GONNA SNEAK IN

TO THAT DRIVE-IN

AND HIT CHERRY WITH A NEW SONG

IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN!

HOW?

I HAVE A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

KIN AND KON:

DOES IT INVOLVE

OUR FUTURE SELVES?

NO. IT DOES NOT.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

COREY: HEY, NICK.

YOU GOING TO CHERRY GRAPESTAIN'S

MOVIE PREMIERE?

NICK'S GONNA WAIT

FOR THE BOOK.

BUT MOVIES ALWAYS COME

AFTER THE BOOK.

NICK NEVER LOSES

THE WAITING GAME.

YOU KNOW, CHERRY'S

MOVIE-STAR LIFE HAS IT ALL.

EXCEPT NICK MALLORY.

TONIGHT MIGHT BE NICK'S

ONLY CHANCE TO FIX THAT.

NICK OWES IT TO THIS GIRL

HE JUST HEARD OF.

SWEEEEET! ALL I NEED TO DO NOW

IS GET YOU A CHERRY RED VIP PASS

AND YOU'RE IN.

YOU MEAN THESE?

SOME LIMO HOTTIE DROVE BY

AND THREW A WHOLE BUNCH AT ME.

NEED SOME?

THANKS, MAN, BUT

I'VE ALREADY GOT A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

(CARS RUMBLE)

TRINA:

TICKET... TICKET... TICKET.

SORRY, DEAR,

WE DON'T HAVE A TICKET.

TRINA:

THAT'S OKAY-SIES.

TICKET.

LANEY:

UH... NO TICKET.

JUST HERE TO DROP OFF

SOME TASTY SNACKS.

TRINA:

OH, ALL RIGHT.

MOVE ALONG, TASTY SNACK MAN.

COREY:

OPERATION: YOU GUYS

GET THE STAGE PREPPED

WHILE I SET UP TRINA

FOR A DAIRY-WORTHY FREAK-OUT

AND GET US THOSE KILLER LYRICS

FOR OUR NEW SONG IS NOW IN...

(BIG INHALE) PLAY.

♪ Lobby snack transition ♪

YOU GUYS HAVE THE PLACE WIRED,

AWESOME!

THIS IS GONNA FEEL LIKE

A HUGE STADIUM GIG!

(CROWD CHEERS,

CAMERAS FLASH)

SCORE!

CHERRY'S LIMO IS OPTIMALLY

LOCATED FOR MAXIMUM ROCKAGE!

TIME TO SQUEEZE SOME NEW

ANGSTY LYRICS OUT OF TRINA.

WHIP-PAN!

UGH!

I'M GETTING ALL GRODY!

THIS IS THE V-I-PITS!

AGH! MOVE IT!

SUPER-HOT SNACK QUEEN,

COMING THROUGH!

HELLO!

I'M SO CHERRY'S SOON-TO-BE BFF!

HEY! I DON'T EVEN GET A CHANCE

TO MEET CHERRY...

(WINDOW WHIRS CLOSED)

AFTER GETTING HER

ALL THOSE STUPID SNACKS?

I EVEN PAID FOR THEM MYSELF

WITH MINA'S CASH!

AND CUE NICK MALLORY!

(SCOOTER SPUTTERS)

(HAPPY SQUEAL)

(WHISTLES)

(ANGRY GROAN)

LOOKS LIKE NICK'S FOUND

A NEW LEADING LADY.

AND IT'S NOT... YOU.

(INNOCENT WHISTLE)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(PEN RASPS)

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP,

PROJECTOR FIZZLES)

(FIRE HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY:

SHOWTIME!

(FILM REEL RATTLES)

CORE! TRINA'S FREAK-OUT

KNOCKED OUT THE PROJECTOR.

OH NO!

THERE GOES OUR AUDIENCE.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

NO MOVIE MEANS THAT

THE TRAILER BAND TAKES

CENTER STAGE!

BY THE POWER OF ROCK!

(FIZZLING)

GROJBAND UNITE!

KON:

ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

Grojband:

♪ Cherry Cherry,

You make me see red ♪

♪ You took all my love ♪

♪ I can't get it,

get outta my head ♪

♪ You got me

all riled up ♪

♪ Ch-ch-cherry,

I'm feeling cold, cold, cold ♪

♪ When all I want be is warm ♪

♪ You got me scribbling rage

all over this page ♪

♪ But now a new star is born! ♪

♪ Born! ♪

♪ Cherry Cherry,

you make me see red ♪

♪ You took all my love ♪

♪ I can't get it

get it outta my head ♪

♪ You got me all messed up ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-cherry! ♪

(FIRE BOOMS)

(REEL RATTLES)

WHOA! HOW'D THE MOVIE

KICK BACK IN THE SECOND

WE FINISHED OUR AWESOME TUNE?

KON: MAGIC?

FUTURE KIN AND KON:

YOO-HOOO!

FUTURE KIN AND KON!

THEY SAVED THE DAY...

FOR REALS!

GROUPIE 2:

OUR LOVE FOR YOU

HAS BEEN RESTORED!

FROM NOW ON,

GROJBAND'S THE ONLY STAR

IN OUR UNIVERSE!

(SCOOTER HONKS)

(CAMERAS FLASH)

HEY, CHERRY,

DID YOU LIKE OUR SONG?

CHERRY:

LIKE TOTALLY!

COREY:

SO YOU'LL PUT US

IN YOUR NEXT MOVIE TRAILER?

CHERRY:

LIKE NO WAY!

WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST BLEAT

OUR BAND'S NAME?

IT'S G-R-O-

CHERRY: LIKE GOTTA SPLIT.

I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE ALREADY

AND...

(WHISPERS TO NICK)

WUZZA, WUZZA, WUZZA...

NICK: NICE.

NICK MALLORY LOVES SPOILERS.

MINA! HERE! NOW!

BUT-B-BUT...

I'M NOT IN THIS EPISODE!

AAARRRGGG!

(GROWLS)

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT

A MOVIE TRAILER BAND AFTER ALL.

THAT'S COOL.

OUR MUSIC NEEDS TO BE LIVE

AND IN YOUR FACE!

YOU CAN GET IN MY FACE AGAIN,

IF YOU LIKE.

THAT'S A BIT WEIRD,

GUY.

IF WE'VE LEARNED

ANYTHING TODAY,

IT'S THAT FAME IS A FICKLE

AND FLEETING THING,

AND THAT ONE'S PLACE

IN TIME

IS MARKED BY

HOW BIG ONE'S FACE GETS

WHEN PROJECTED

FOR ALL TO SEE.

WE CAN ONLY HOPE

TO FACE THE FUTURE

WITH THE FUTURE FACE

WE FACE TODAY

WHEN WE LOOK INTO

OUR OWN SOULS.

KON:

OR THE SOULS

OF OUR FUTURE SELVES.

COREY:

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYBODY!

(OMINOUS MUSIC,

LOUD LIGHTNING STRIKE)

(BLOOD CURDLING GIRLY SCREAM)

(RECORD SCRATCHES)

(BIGGER GIRLY SCREAM)

STOP DOING THAT.

KON:

THEN STOP WEARING

SUCH SCARY COSTUMES!

(ANGRY GROWL)

FELLOW GROJBANDIANS,

WHAT'S THE ONE THING

THAT WOULD MAKE TONIGHT'S

HALLOWEEN GIG

THE AWESOMEST OF ALL

HALLOWEEN GIGS?

A KILLER NEW TUNE

COMPLETE WITH LYRICS?

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(DINGS) OH! A KILLER NEW AMP

WITH A FREAKY SKULL ON IT?

SO CLOSE!

A KILLER NEW AMP

WITH A FREAKY SKULL ON IT

THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK.

IF IT WERE DARK,

THAT SKULL WOULD BE SO GLOWING.

(CHUCKLES)

IT'S COOL, CORE BUT -

SHH-SHH-SHHHHHH!

I KNOW, LANEY,

AND I'M SORRY

I'VE NEGLECTED YOU

ALL THIS TIME...

LANEY'S HEART:

OMIGOSH-OMIGOSH-OMIGOSH

OMIGOSH-OMIGOSH-OMIGOSH...

SHOULDA SAID

THAT I DIG YOUR COSTUME.

MY BAD, MAN. IT'S SICK.

(RUMBLING)

LANEY'S HEART:

THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE!

OOF!

TRINA:

OKAY, THE REAL PEOPLE

HAVE ARRIVED,

SO ALL LAME-O BOY BANDS

MUST VACATE IMMEDIATELY.

I'VE GOTTA WEEN THE HALLO

OUT OF THIS PLACE.

AND WE ARE HERE TO PROVIDE

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT,

AS ADVERTISED.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS AD WAS ALREADY

ANSWERED.

BY NO ONE!

BAM!

(MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

BAM INDEED.

(BIRDS CHIRP)

DUDE,

THAT AMP KICKS.

IT CRUSHES THESE OTHER ONES.

PFFT! DOESN'T EVEN GLOW

IN THE DARK.

PRETTY SURE

THAT'S A GRAVESTONE.

GUYS,

WE'VE GOT A CHOICE:

FREAK OUT BECAUSE

WE'RE STANDING ON DEAD PEOPLE-

-I VOTE THAT!

-OR ROCK OUT RIGHT HERE!

WHEN THE CROWD SHOWS UP

FOR THE DANCE,

THEY'LL KNOW

WHERE THE PARTY IS.

SOUNDS FUN

AND NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

KIN:

ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS.

IF THE AMP BLASTED US HERE,

THEN WHAT BLASTED

THE AMP HERE?

NO, SERIOUSLY,

I DON'T GOT A CLUE.

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT

FINISHING MY COSTUME

AND ALSO THESE FLYING

ORIGAMI BATS YOU WANTED.

(BATS SQUEAK)

(LITTLE SQUEAK)

UGH! IT'S ALWAYS ORIGA-ME,

ORIGA-ME.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT

ORIGA-ME?!

WELL, I THOUGHT

YOU MIGHT SAY THAT

SO I MADE THIS LIFE-SIZED

ORIGAMI VERSION OF-

LIKE WHY HASN'T

HUNKY NICK MALLORY

ASKED ME TO THE DANCE YET?

DOESN'T HE KNOW

THAT IT TAKES TIME

TO COME UP WITH

THE PERFECT COUPLES COSTUME?!

AT LAST!

FREEDOM! OW!

I MEAN WHAT COULD

HE BE DOING

THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT

THAN THAT?!

NICK:

NICK MISSES YOU, DOG NICK.

STAY.

GOOD DOG, NICK.

(CHEW-TOY SQUEAKS)

♪ Halloween can sound

so creepy ♪

♪ When you sing

all ghostly just like me ♪

♪ Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! ♪

(GHOSTLY MOANING)

ARE MY LYRICS REALLY

THAT BAD?

YES.

BUT, SURPRISINGLY,

SOMETHING ELSE SOUNDS WORSE.

KIN:

IT'S PROBABLY JUST THOSE

DEADISH GUYS

CRAWLING OUT OF THEIR GRAVES.

ALL:

ZOMBIES?! ZOINKS!

NICK MALLORY

LOVES SURPRISES!

(FEROCIOUS GROWL,

CHOMP)

OW! BITEY.

NICK MALLORY HAS MIXED FEELINGS

ABOUT THIS.

NICK MALLORY

BRRRRAAAAIIINNNNSSS!

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE

WE SHOULDA DONE SOMETHING THERE.

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE

WE HAD ANYTHING TO DO

WITH THE WHOLE

ZOMBIE THING.

I'LL GIVE YOU

THE "WE" PART.

♪ It was not our fault ♪

(BELL DINGS)

WELCOME TO THE EVIL MAGIC MUSIC

AND CHEESE BOUTIQUE!

CARE TO TRY

SOME GHOSTLY GOUDA?

OOH!

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

OOH! MMM...

(STOMACH RUMBLES,

FARTS)

MMM. HAUNTEY.

WE'D LIKE TO RETURN

ONE EVIL MAGIC AMP, PLEASE.

OKAY! JUST A FEW SIMPLE

QUESTIONS.

APPARENTLY, NO,

IT'S NOT A COSTUME.

THANKS!

NEXT QUESTION:

ARE YOU UNHAPPY

WITH THE COLOR OF THE AMP?

NO.

SUPER!

DID THE AMP FAIL

TO GLOW IN THE DARK?

NO. IT ACTUALLY LOOKS

PRETTY COOL.

YAY!

DID ZOMBIES HAPPEN?

THAT'S THE ONE.

SORRY, BUT OUR RETURN POLICY

DOESN'T COVER

THE REANIMATION

OF THE DEAD.

FOR SERIOUS?

IS IT TOO LATE TO LIE

AND SAY THE COLOR THING

INSTEAD?

♪ Haunted cheese transition ♪

KIN:

WELL, I DON'T NEED

TO POINT OUT

WHAT A COLOSSAL FAILURE

THAT WAS.

(MOUTH FULL)

NOPE, BUT YOU JUST DID.

(GROANS)

SERIOUSLY, DUDE.

THAT WASN'T MY BUTT...

AT LEAST I DON'T THINK IT WAS.

(MOANING)

BRAIIINS!

NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA!

ZOMBIES!

(FRANTIC SCREAM)

(PANTING)

ZOMBIES:

BRAIIIIIINS!

COREY:

WELL, I THINK WE'VE GOT TIME

TO FIGURE THIS OUT NOW.

(OWL HOOTS,

THUNDER CRACKS)

TRINA:

GASP! THERE HE IS!

MINA:

FINISHED!

WHAT DO YOU THINK,

TRINA?

I THINK YOU'RE BLOCKING

NICK MALLORY'S VIEW OF ME, MINA!

THIS IS IT!

NICK MALLORY IS TOTALLY

LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!

(GROANS)

HE FOR SURE-SIES WANTS TO DANCE

ALL CLOSE AND JUNK

AND THEN HAVE A SUPER ROMANTIC

FIRST KISS AND STUFF!

MUSIC!

UGH!

WHO DOESN'T BOOK A BAND?

JUKEBOX KID:

OW!

(SONG PLAYS)

HEY, I WORK!

BEST DAY EVER!

ZOMBIES:

BRAIIIIIINS!

KIN:

MAN, WHY DID WE BACK INTO

THIS CORNER?!

IT SEEMED COZY! OW!

OH NO! OUR ADORABLE GROUPIES

HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO ZOMBIES!

ZOMBIES?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

WE'RE ZOMBIES?

(RELIEVED SIGHS)

FALSE ALARM:

THEY'RE JUST WEIRD.

GROUPIE 1:

HEY, SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

LANEY:

I'M NOT WEARING

A COSTUME!

OKAY, NOW OUR ADORABLE GROUPIES

HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO ZOMBIES.

(MOANING)

(MUSIC PLAYS)

HUH?

ZOMBIES:

BRAIIIIIIINS!

COREY:

THEY'RE DRAWN TO THE MUSIC.

C'MON, GUYS,

TO THE SCHOOL!

ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT BUSTIN'

INTO THAT SCHOOL

WILL MOST LIKELY RESULT

IN OUR BRAINS BEING EATEN

RIGHT OUT OF OUR SKULLS,

OR MAYBE OUR EARS,

OR POSSIBLY THROUGH

OUR NOSTRILS-

(IN UNISON)

WICKED.

BUT... UH,

WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS?

LANEY:

YOU HAD A PLAN.

THEN LET'S GO!

♪ Let's all go to the school ♪

(MOANING)

(SCREAMING)

SWOON! ALL THOSE MOVIES

WERE TOTALLY RIGHT.

THE GREATEST MOMENTS IN LIFE

DO HAPPEN IN SLOW MOTION!

(MOANING)

LET'S DO THIS.

KIN:

SORRY, EXACTLY WHAT

ARE WE DOING?

OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

(MOANING)

GOT IT!

MINA:

HEY, GUYS!

MINA!

WHAT THE WHAT?

YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY RUINING

MY ROMANTIC SLOW-MOTION MOMENT!

BUT COREY SAID YOU WANTED

TO SEE MY COSTUME.

I'M CORTEXA,

QUEEN OF THE BRAIN CHILDREN!

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE QUEEN

OF THE BRAINILY-BROKEN

IF YOU DON'T-

NICK LIKES BRAIIIINS!

TRINA: HUH?

MINA: THANKS!

UH-OH!

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS)

SINCE WHEN, DO GUYS,

LIKE, BRAIIINNNSSS?!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(PEN RASPS)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

YOINK!

JACKPOT!

IF TERRIBLE LYRICS

AND LIGHTNING

AND A MAGIC AMP

WOKE THE DEAD,

THEN MAYBE GOOD LYRICS

AND LIGHTNING AND A MAGIC AMP

WILL SEND THEM BACK

TO THEIR ETERNAL SLUMBER!

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(UP BEAT SONG PLAYS)

(WHIMPERS)

NICK!

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

BITE ME!

BITE MY HEAD!

HA! WE'RE TOTALLY GOING

STEADY NOW, RIGHT?

YES! I FEEL FUNNY.

IS THIS HAPPINESS?

BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS...

CUE LIGHTNING!

(LIGHTS CRACKLE)

♪ Feelin' like a monsta ♪

♪ When your love

don't want ya ♪

♪ I've tried my best

to play it right ♪

♪ But all you want

is brains tonight ♪

♪ Now I've had

this undead thought ♪

♪ To get you dancing

'til you've had enough ♪

♪ Shake that rotten booty

'til your tail falls off ♪

♪ Do the zombie dance ♪

♪ Dance right back

into the grave ♪

♪ Do the zombie dance ♪

♪ If you don't want

to behave ♪

♪ Stop eating that head ♪

♪ Get back to bein' dead ♪

♪ Do the zombie dance ♪

♪ Yeah, do the zombie dance! ♪

(CONFUSED REACTIONS)

HUH? WHAT THE? HEY?

WHERE AM I?

HUH?

NICK'S CONFUSED...

AH, I'M PRETTY SURE

YOU WERE TOTALLY

ABOUT TO KISS ME AND STUFF.

NAH.

NICK'S STARVING,

AND COULD TOTALLY SCARF

A STEAK RIGHT NOW.

I THINK I HAVE SOME STEAK

FLAVORED LIP GLOSS!

NICK?!

WELL, NO MORE PLAYING CURSED

ZOMBIE SKULL AMPS IN CEMETERIES

DURING LIGHTNING STORMS

FOR US.

TRUE. AND YOU KNOW

WHAT ELSE WE LEARNED?

ZOMBIES DON'T DESERVE

THE BUM WRAP

THAT TODAY'S POPULAR CULTURE'S

HAS ASSIGNED THEM.

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE,

THEY'RE REALLY JUST DEAD

AND DECOMPOSING PEOPLE

WHO LOVE GOOD MUSIC

AND WANT NOTHING MORE

THAN TO BE THE AFTERLIFE

OF THE PARTY.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

AND ENJOY YOUR BRAINS -

BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!

OW!