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Fine. 12 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,198 CLARE: No, DevIin, take care of the DarIings, 13 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,708 because obviousIy they need you more than we do! 14 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,439 NICK; Working for the Darlings was hard on my dad, 15 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,481 but it was even harder on my mom. 16 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,209 And at some point, you'II come to your senses. 17 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:53,980 I've aIready come to my senses, Dutch. I'm not coming back. 18 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:59,214 Nicky, it's not your fauIt. Mommy just has to go. 19 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,892 (WHISPERING ) Goodbye, sweetheart. 20 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,700 NICK; And it was hard for me, too, 21 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,962 as I grew up in the shadow of my father 22 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,701 and the immensely wealthy family he worked for. 23 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,207 DUTCH: Nicky, you wait out here, aII right? 24 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,767 I have to take care of a few things, 25 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:22,008 and I'II be back in 1 0 minutes, then we'II go home. Okay? 26 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,308 Okay. 27 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,544 Okay. 28 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,786 I hate you. 29 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,623 I Iove you. 30 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,917 NICK; And so, I promised myself that when I grew up, 31 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,328 I would never be anything like my dad. 32 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,799 And I would never work for the Darlings. 33 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,133 -Your dad caIIed. -NICK: Great. Who eIse? 34 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,333 Let Them Eat Food Bank, and Judge CampbeII caIIed. 35 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:51,468 -CompIeteIy off the record, as usuaI. -Yeah, what'd she have to say? 36 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,842 WeII, IegaIIy speaking, 37 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,643 the Sisters of EternaI Mercy can keep their IittIe pIayground... 38 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:56,773 Oh, that's good. 39 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,512 ...if they can find $ 1 miIIion to buy it. 40 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:00,883 -A miIIion? -Yep. 41 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,650 Oh, God, why does the worId have to be so miserabIe? 42 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,560 -That coffee's from yesterday. -Oh, Daisy! 43 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,033 And your dad caIIed. 44 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,499 -Yeah, you toId me that aIready. -Again. 45 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,695 He reaIIy wants to have Iunch next week. 46 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,329 WeII, I'm not gonna be abIe to do that. 47 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,964 Nick, it's been over two months since you taIked to him. 48 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,769 Look, Daisy, just caII him and teII him I'm sorry, 49 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,276 but I'm too busy. I reaIIy am. 50 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:27,211 And then, two weeks ago, my father's plane crashed 51 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,975 and everything changed. 52 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,574 Is everyone here for Grandpa's funeraI? 53 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,313 -NICK: Yeah. They sure are. -It's weird. 54 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:35,752 NICK: Yeah, it is. 55 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,556 Excuse me. 56 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:40,750 (CAMERAS CLICKING ) 57 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,923 Excuse me, Officer? Officer, can we get through here? 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,966 Sorry, who are you? Justin TimberIake or K-Fed? 59 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:50,036 -I've heard them aII today. -No, it's my father's funeraI. 60 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,434 Oh. 61 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,938 It's everybody's father's funeraI today. 62 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,702 NICK: You've gotta be kidding me. 63 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,436 (CROWD WHISTLING ) 64 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,982 Oh, God, here they come. 65 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,944 Daddy, who? Who is it? 66 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,951 It's Grandpa's friends, honey. 67 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,285 It's the DarIings. 68 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,020 (WAKE UP PLAYING ) 69 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:37,612 -Oh, my God. I want to die. -Tish, you can do this, sweetheart. 70 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,253 Hey, Freddy! Freddy! 71 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,622 How's it feeI to Ieave the PGA to be Mr. Karen DarIing? 72 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,558 Don't answer that, baby, they're idiots. 73 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,064 REPORTER 1 : When wiII you formaIIy announce 74 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,361 your candidacy for the Senate? 75 00:03:55,902 --> 00:04:00,271 PIease, foIks, no poIitics. It's a sad day. Sad day for everybody. 76 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,635 REPORTER 2: JuIiet! REPORTER 3: JuIiet! 77 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,575 -JuIiet! -REPORTERS: JuIiet! 78 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,006 REPORTER 4: JuIiet, over here! 79 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,844 How are rehearsaIs going for Wait Until Dark? 80 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,975 Oh, they're going reaIIy good. 81 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:17,956 I'd never want to be bIind, but pIaying bIind was reaIIy fun! 82 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,786 How's it going? Good to see you, yeah! 83 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,424 -WeII, the rumor is you can't act at aII. -WeII, you're poor. 84 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,799 And, JuIiet, is it true you're designing a new Iine of Iingerie? 85 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,804 Oh, when'd you get back from Tahiti? 86 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,432 Thirty minutes and six doubIe espressos ago. 87 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:38,272 -KeIIy SIater says, ''Hi.'' -KeIIy. Hi. 88 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,081 REPORTER 6: What's your reaction to the stories about you in the tabIoids? 89 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:46,312 Listen, I spend enough of my time deaIing with reputabIe media, okay? 90 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,683 Patrick, were you cIose with DevIin George? 91 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,849 Are you kidding me? He taught me how to ride my bike and fIy-fish. 92 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,155 He heIped me pass the New York Bar. 93 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,957 He was so much more than just our Iawyer. 94 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,191 -He was Iike a father to us. -Patrick! 95 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,758 If you'II excuse me. Nick, what are you doing out here? 96 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,273 -Just, you know, watching the parade. -Officer, he's with us. 97 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,308 Right, something speciaI. 98 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,715 (WHISPERING ) I'm very sorry. I'm sorry. 99 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,118 Thank you. 100 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,156 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING ON ORGAN) 101 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,350 (WHISPERING ) I'm so sorry for your Ioss. 102 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:28,925 Thank you. 103 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,525 And even if your dad did insert himseIf a IittIe too much into our famiIy, 104 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,693 but he thought that's what his job was, right? 105 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,327 To insinuate himseIf into everything, 106 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:40,134 so that he couId suck as much money out of us as possibIe? 107 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,039 You know, Brian, Kiki's right here. 108 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:47,477 I'm sorry, Nick, you're right. Let's not fight. I hate you. 109 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,085 I'm sorry Grandpa's dead. 110 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,189 PIease, God, teII me we'II never have to see these peopIe again. 111 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,227 Done. 112 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,775 Why are you having a drink with Tripp DarIing? 113 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,841 You toId me we'd never have to see these peopIe again. 114 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,678 WeII, he wants to start this charitabIe fund in Dad's name. 115 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,513 I'm gonna do the paperwork for him, and then we're done. 116 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,678 Okay? 117 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,320 I promise. 118 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:34,685 Okay. 119 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,987 Don't turn into a pumpkin. 120 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,961 I'm not gonna turn into anything. 121 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,239 BRIAN: What is happening? Why the heII is Nick George coming over? 122 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,905 This is the worst idea in the history of the Western worId. 123 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,542 WeII, I think that's a IittIe meIodramatic, Brian. 124 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:02,554 Nick George shouId not be our famiIy Iawyer, pure and simpIe. 125 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,522 It's what Dad wants, Brian. 126 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,615 -Yeah. -Yeah. 127 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,182 And besides, Nick grew up with us. 128 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,219 No, Nick didn't ''grow up with us,'' Pat, he was the offspring of an empIoyee. 129 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,465 (JULIET SCOFFS ) 130 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,500 Maybe we shouId Iet Maria's IittIe Panchito manage your campaign? 131 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,469 -Brian, your father feeIs that... -We aII know how Dad feeIs. 132 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,267 He Ioves Nick George, but he's wrong. 133 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,274 Since when is Ioving someone ever wrong? 134 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,368 Nick's wet. He's the brother I aIways wanted. 135 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,310 Hey, Dignats. 136 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,712 Other, other brother. Other brother. 137 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,511 Jeremy, how many times do I have to teII you? 138 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,745 Get Midas off the couch. 139 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,685 Maria, get Midas off the couch! 140 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,519 What I don't understand is why we just don't Iet the market work. 141 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,990 -The market? -Freddy, 142 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,254 you're not a part of this famiIy yet, so just stay out of it. 143 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:45,024 PATRICK: What he's saying is that we shouId shop around. 144 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,656 Which I think is a huge mistake, by the way. 145 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:50,169 Look, your father and I have had an extensive conversation... 146 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,794 But there are better Iawyers than Nick George, 147 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,998 who wouId do a Iot more for us for a Iot Iess money 148 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:57,201 and who wouIdn't bring this massive attitude of entitIement to the tabIe. 149 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:00,007 Nick has never feIt entitIed to anything. 150 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,172 Karen, you're drunk and in Iove with him, so shut the heII up. 151 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,706 -Hey! -I have had a Scotch, okay? One. 152 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:09,346 Nick George is just Iike his dad, he's a gIorified parasite! 153 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:19,659 I want a fresh start as much as anybody, 154 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,124 but Nick is your father's choice. 155 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,827 And that's that. 156 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,777 That the '90? 157 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,970 Give that a try. 158 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,778 It's a IittIe vineyard we just bought in Bordeaux. 159 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:45,815 It's amazing. 160 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,519 -You stiII take an interest? -I do. 161 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,323 I don't get to taste things Iike this too often. 162 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:52,626 -Not in my Iine of work, you know? -Yeah, weII. 163 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,862 Maybe your Iine of work is about to change, huh? 164 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,937 What do you mean by that? 165 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,041 I need your heIp, Nicky. 166 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,905 -With what? -With the famiIy, you know. 167 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,136 DaiIy affairs. 168 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,907 Since your dad's gone, 169 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:11,984 (EX CLAIMS ) 170 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,417 paperwork aIone's eating me aIive. 171 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,754 Tripp, certainIy there are better equipped Iawyers than me 172 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,384 -to deaI with the famiIy affairs. -Yeah, I know. 173 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:25,055 And I contempIated bringing some hotshot in to take the reins. 174 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,829 No one seems right. 175 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:32,702 -I considered Johnnie Cochran. -He's dead, Tripp. 176 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,797 Yeah, I know. I found out. 177 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,341 He was a bit of a grandstander, anyway, Ioudmouth. 178 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,178 I spoke with BiII. 179 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,580 -BiII CIinton? -Uh-huh. 180 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,881 You asked BiII CIinton if he wanted to represent the famiIy? 181 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,013 I took my shot. I mean, you know me, Nicky. 182 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:54,526 Thing is, when I reaIIy stopped and thought about it... 183 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,857 -You're the guy. -(WHISPERS ) Oh, God. 184 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,125 You know us, Nicky. You're the guy. 185 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,332 I'm fIattered, Tripp, but... 186 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,901 What Patrick said at the funeraI the other day is true. 187 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,446 I reaIIy did have to share Dad with you guys when I was growing up, 188 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,879 and I didn't Iike it. 189 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,411 I won't do that to my wife and I certainIy won't do that to my daughter. 190 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,978 -You wanna be a good dad. -I do. 191 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:28,824 So did Dutch. And Iook at you, Nicky. You're a successfuI Iawyer, 192 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:33,297 you're a famiIy man, and best of aII, you've got a moraI center. 193 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:38,837 So, you teII me, who did wrong? If I had one kid Iike you, I'd be Iucky. 194 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,401 -But I don't. -Tripp, I just don't think it's a good fit. 195 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:48,608 -I'm gonna put my nuts on the tabIe. -Okay, if you have to. 196 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:52,647 I'II give you $5 miIIion a year on top of what I'd pay you 197 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,310 to do aII your good works around town, 198 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:58,789 aII your IittIe charitabIe projects. You keep your practice, 199 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,122 keep everybody on saIary, keep everything as is. 200 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,060 Why wouId you do that? 201 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,629 (SIGHING ) Because 202 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,661 I miss your dad. 203 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,769 I miss having that soIid citizen by my side 204 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,206 to teII me which way is up. 205 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,168 And I trust you. 206 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,852 -I'd have to do it my own way. -Hey, what man wouIdn't? 207 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,619 -I'd have to keep reguIar hours. -Keep whatever hours you want. 208 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,660 I'd have to be abIe to say no 209 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,093 if I feIt I was participating in anything questionabIe. 210 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:41,293 -No one forces your hand, Nicky. -And I'd never Iie for the famiIy. 211 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,935 We wouId never ask you to. 212 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,474 Ten miIIion. 213 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:53,704 Done. 214 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,619 Thank you for an amazing night. Did we just win the Iottery? 215 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,750 What do you mean? 216 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:12,355 You just took me to a $500 dinner and you bought these tickets to ABT. 217 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,993 Last time I checked, you're a Iawyer who basicaIIy works for free. 218 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,401 -I took the job working for the famiIy. -What? 219 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,100 Lisa, this is a good thing. It's a good thing. 220 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,335 -Are you sure? -Yes. 221 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,970 This is a reaIIy, reaIIy good thing. 222 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,014 Tripp is giving me $ 1 0 miIIion a year 223 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:33,017 to start a charitabIe foundation in Dad's name, on top of my saIary, 224 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,610 which is gonna be pretty impressive. 225 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,953 He's giving you $ 1 0 miIIion a year to just give away? 226 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,117 Yeah. 227 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,922 (BOTH LAUGHING ) 228 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,626 I don't know. Are you sure you reaIIy want to do this? 229 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,029 -I mean, your dad was a mess... -Wait a minute. 230 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,727 -Lise, Lise, Lise, I am not my dad. -I know that. 231 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,667 But if you're taking the job to prove that you know it, 232 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,762 it's not the right reason to take the job. 233 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,968 That's not the reason I'm doing this. This is a great opportunity. 234 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,177 Okay? And I'm gonna do it my way. 235 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,046 I Iike the way you do things. 236 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,481 -Oh, yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. 237 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,953 So, I guess that couId work. 238 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,924 NICK: Mmm-hmm? 239 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,427 You think it's gonna work, huh? 240 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,094 (CELL PHONE RINGING ) 241 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,894 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLA YIN G ON PHONE) 242 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,064 -HeIIo? -JEREMY: Hey, Nick, it's me. 243 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,466 -Me who? -Germs. Jeremy DarIing. 244 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,671 -Who is it? -It's Jeremy DarIing. 245 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,840 -Oh, my God. -Listen, Jeremy, can you caII me Iater? 246 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,477 No, I'm pIaying poker over at Ethan Hawke's pIace. 247 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,619 I just won a yacht. 248 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,179 Yeah, weII, winning's a great feeIing, Jeremy, but Iisten, you gotta... 249 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,783 It's wet, are you kidding me? It's totaIIy wet. 250 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,198 Jeremy, what exactIy do you need, besides maybe some toiIet paper? 251 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:59,296 WeII, this guy, Fran?ois, I won it from, he says that the titIe is on the yacht 252 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,637 at CheIsea Piers in the gaIIey and I can just take it. 253 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,633 Is it reaIIy that simpIe? 254 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,271 No, no, no, it's not that simpIe. Where's it registered? 255 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,578 France, probabIy? Or Germany? I don't know. 256 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,548 This is why I need heIp, Nick. 257 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,746 (WHOOSHING ) 258 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,251 (LAUGHS ) WouId you knock it off? 259 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,155 Hey, Iisten, here's what you're gonna have to do. 260 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,059 You have to get the titIe and bring it to my office Iater today 261 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,687 and we'II make sure everything's okay. 262 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,856 Thank you, Nick! You're the wettest! 263 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,898 NICK: Daisy? 264 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,134 Can you put the famiIy's phone numbers into this thing for me, pIease? 265 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,371 -Sure. -And don't Iet me forget, 266 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:44,210 I'm picking up Kiki after schooI. Hey, I am sorry I'm Iate. 267 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,976 I got trapped on a phone caII with your brother Brian. 268 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,615 Oh, I'm sorry, Nick. What was it about? 269 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,884 Oh, God, I don't know. 270 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,620 He wanted my heIp getting some parishioner's kid 271 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,596 into the MapIe Grove Academy. Not my job. 272 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,127 Nick defIowered me. 273 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,658 (KAREN GIGGLES ) 274 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,296 -ReaIIy? That's great. -What, Nick? It's just the truth. 275 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:10,506 -Karen, do you have a check for me? -Yep, here it is. 276 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,534 $ 1 0 miIIion from the DarIing FamiIy Foundation 277 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,444 for you to do aII kinds of good with. 278 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,879 WeII, actuaIIy, before the day's over, 279 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:20,112 I'm gonna use one miIIion of it to save a pIayground for some orphans. 280 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,677 Oh, orphans! 281 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,887 Nick used to read me poetry out Ioud. It was so sweet. 282 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,086 -Do you remember, Nick? Remember? -NICK: Karen, I reaIIy... 283 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,856 I aIways thought we'd be married, didn't you? 284 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,295 NICK: Karen... KAREN: I did. 285 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,798 -Freddy... -KAREN: Instead I married three... 286 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,391 WeII, it's gonna be four other peopIe. 287 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,937 (LAUGHS ) It's weird. Weird, isn't it? 288 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,531 (SIGHS ) Life's so weird. 289 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,512 So, I have 290 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,345 -your prenups here for you to sign... -KAREN: Oh, yeah. 291 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,783 -...if you're ready. -KAREN: Yeah. Let's do that. 292 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,818 It's so exciting. 293 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,615 WeII, I hope you two enjoy... 294 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,159 Are you coming to Mommy and Daddy's anniversary party tonight? 295 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,755 Yeah. With Lisa, my wife. We'II both be there. 296 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,162 -Bye. -Bye. 297 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,535 She's stiII in Iove with you, huh? 298 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,766 She's in Iove with everybody. 299 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,468 Oh, here's your phone, armed and ready. 300 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,741 Thank you. 301 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,713 (HALLELUJAH CHORUS HYMN PLAYING AS RING TONE) 302 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,874 Nice. 303 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,587 Brian, I toId you, I am not going to the MapIe Grove Academy. 304 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,951 I'II give you $40,000. Just Iet him in. 305 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,187 This is an academic institution, Reverend, not an auction. 306 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,522 Don't Iecture me, bozo. 307 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,222 I'II have somebody come up here and beat you up. 308 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,026 NICK: Sorry I'm Iate. BRIAN: Where the heII have you been? 309 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,361 What's going on? 310 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,868 This is Nick George, our famiIy Iawyer, 311 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,166 and you better do what he says or eIse... 312 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,603 Or eIse you're gonna wake up tomorrow morning 313 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,607 and find your tires sIashed or something. 314 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,008 -It won't be good. I promise. -NICK: Where the heII are you going? 315 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,104 I have to go do a baptism. 316 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,645 (CLEARS THROAT) Mr. George, I'II be frank. 317 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,485 If the chiId was IegaIIy a DarIing, there wouId not be a probIem here. 318 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,420 He couId come to MapIe Grove for free. 319 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,822 Wait, what do you mean, ''LegaIIy a DarIing''? 320 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,257 I mean, as Iong as the Reverend DarIing 321 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,885 refuses to cIaim the boy as his son, 322 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,055 there is no pIace for him here at MapIe Grove. 323 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,655 -I'm reaIIy sorry. -Wait a minute. 324 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,701 -This kid is Brian's? -He didn't teII you that? 325 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,825 (RICH GIRL PLAYING AS RING TONE ON CELL PHONE) 326 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,665 Pardon me one second. 327 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,630 Hey, JuIiet, what's up? 328 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,835 If I am so terribIe, Duncan McDoorknob, 329 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,377 then why'd you cast me? 330 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,209 Because your dad's financing the whoIe production! 331 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,976 -Daddy paid for this? -DUNCAN: Of course! 332 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,608 You don't think you can act, do you? 333 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,516 I mean, haven't you seen the Iooks on everyone's mugs 334 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,646 when you squeak and squawk your way through your Iines, 335 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,850 you dodgy wee twig! Or are you bIind, as weII? 336 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,483 You're a nightmare! 337 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,892 Daddy said he wasn't gonna do that anymore. 338 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,692 I thought I earned this part. 339 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,734 -JuIiet, there are ways... -Oh, I wish I was dead! 340 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,325 ...to earn the part. 341 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,563 What exactIy went wrong here? 342 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,037 She stepped on the stage, that's what went wrong! 343 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:59,305 She couIdn't act her way out of a paper bag, mate, Iet aIone a pIay! 344 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,375 She's... She's not good. 345 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,683 (BORN TO BE WILD PLAYING AS RING TONE ON CELL PHONE) 346 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,152 God heIp me. 347 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,113 HeIIo? 348 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,491 I won it in a frigging poker game, dude! They came with the boat! 349 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,994 They're iIIegaIs, Mr. DarIing. Your name's on the titIe. 350 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:20,725 Yeah, but Iook, Officer. He just wrote his name in, just now, in crayon. 351 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,291 I don't care if he drew it with his IittIe peepee in the snow, shyster, 352 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,336 -we're taking him in. -Look, 353 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,733 he doesn't even know these guys! 354 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,569 It's true, I've never met those guys before in my Iife. Right, guys? 355 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,039 -Okay, Captain Jerry! -Okay, Captain Jerry! 356 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,770 -Captain Jerry, okay! -Captain Jerry, okay! 357 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,143 -Did you teach them how to do that? -I was just having a IittIe fun. 358 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,977 OFFICER 1 : Get him out of here. 359 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,578 JEREMY: You gotta baiI me out, Nick. 360 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,622 If I miss Mom and Dad's anniversary party tonight, Dad is gonna kiII me. 361 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,520 -I'II be right there. -He'II kiII me! 362 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,956 Right there! 363 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,727 Look, I don't think this is gonna... 364 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,887 (CELL PHONE RINGING ) 365 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,260 Damn it. 366 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,696 What's the matter? 367 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,929 NICK: I forgot to pick up my daughter! 368 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,842 You are the most important thing in the worId to your father. 369 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,338 I know. 370 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:13,283 And he has gone out of his way to give you this opportunity. 371 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,081 But I don't want it. 372 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,089 It makes me feeI so stupid and Iame 373 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,183 to have everything taken care of aII the time. 374 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,821 I want to be a human being. 375 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,065 And someday you'II be one. 376 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,024 Someday you'II waIk out of this house 377 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,593 and do everything just the way you want. 378 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,638 (SCOFFS ) 379 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,503 On your own. Free. 380 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,666 But not today. 381 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,949 Oh, I hate that thing. 382 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:49,715 As a favor to your father and me on our anniversary, 383 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,355 no extravagant gestures of protest. 384 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,287 (SALUTING IN FRENCH) 385 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,060 (SALUTING IN FRENCH) 386 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,047 (BELCHES ) 387 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,285 REPORTER 1 : Jeremy, did your brother Patrick 388 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,480 use his infIuence as Attorney GeneraI to get you reIeased? 389 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,785 AII right, Iisten, this has been a massive misunderstanding, 390 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,519 and I can assure you that my cIient is gonna be found... 391 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,026 REPORTER 2: Are you getting back together with KyIie Minogue? 392 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,255 ...innocent of aII charges brought against him, 393 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,025 so there's no story here, pIease excuse us. 394 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,328 Is it true you won the yacht in a poker game, Jeremy? 395 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,869 Jeremy, how Iong have you been smuggIing peopIe into the country? 396 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,495 -I don't know... -Don't answer that. 397 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,470 REPORTER 3: Is it true you were pIanning to harvest their organs? 398 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,871 You know, that is just dumb. 399 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,146 Why say things Iike that? No further questions! 400 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,246 ( YO UN G FOLKS PLAYING ) 401 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,347 -JEREMY: Dad's gonna kiII me. -He's not gonna kiII you. 402 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,850 Then he'II have me kiIIed. 403 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,729 Can you just give us a minute, pIease? I'II taIk to him. It's gonna be aII right. 404 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,963 It's not gonna do any good, aII right? He thinks I'm a Ioser and he's right. 405 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,904 I mean, Iook at me. I can't even win a yacht without getting arrested. 406 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,236 I have the worst Iife in the worId. 407 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:19,243 -Jeremy. Jeremy, shut up! -What? I do, Nick! What? 408 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,074 You have aII the money you're ever gonna need. 409 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,114 You're never gonna have to work a day in your Iife. 410 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,445 30,000 peopIe die of starvation every day. 411 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,577 -Did you know that? Every day. -Yeah, but out of seven biIIion peopIe... 412 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,987 Look, the point is that Iife for most peopIe is a Iiving heII! 413 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,082 Your Iife is not the worst Iife in the worId 414 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,855 by any stretch of the imagination! Any! 415 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,123 What? 416 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,301 You wouIdn't understand. 417 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,363 Give that to Kiki. TeII her I'm sorry I made you Iate. 418 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,408 -Where'd you Iearn how to do that? -My coke deaIer. 419 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,784 Thank you. 420 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,944 BALLET GIRLS: Happy anniversary. BALLET GIRLS: Happy anniversary. 421 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,682 (ALL APPLAUDING ) 422 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,652 BALLET TEACHER: This way. 423 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,025 WAITER: Champagne? 424 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,298 NICK: Excuse me. Excuse me. 425 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,567 -Hi. -Hi. 426 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:26,872 -This is for you. -Thank you. 427 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:29,470 -Sorry about Kiki. -It's okay. I got her. 428 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,649 This party is amazing. 429 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,042 These guys are from the PhiIharmonic, 430 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,849 and someone said that Josh Groban might be singing Iater. 431 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:40,881 Yeah, weII, this is what these guys do best, you know. They spend money. 432 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,653 Yeah, the wedding has to be the 1 8th, 433 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,459 because Nick's pIaying in the U.S. Open 434 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,659 -and Tiger Woods said... -FREDD Y: (CLEARS THROAT) Freddy. 435 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,497 -What? -You said Nick. I'm Freddy. 436 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:52,570 I'm the one pIaying in the Open. 437 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,842 That's right. 438 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:01,607 He's the one... He's pIaying in the U.S. Open. 439 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,975 (MEI LING SPEAKING MANDARIN) 440 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,419 -WeII, take them home then. -Have you seen JuIiet? 441 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,458 Come on, put on something nice before Mom sees you. 442 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,186 Brian, this shirt cost 1 ,000 bucks, okay? 443 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,626 ChiII. Hey, No Fun. 444 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:23,058 And Tripp had Doug Henning fIown in from Vegas... 445 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,159 (TRIPP LAUGHING ) 446 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,137 Oh, there were hot air baIIoon rides, ponies, 447 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,936 you know, a typicaI birthday party. 448 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:34,408 But when it came time to Ieave, we couIdn't find Nicky. 449 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,738 He'd vanished. 450 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,045 For two hours, we searched for him. 451 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,552 -Where was he? -In the wine ceIIar. 452 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,654 He was down there, sobbing. Didn't want to go home. 453 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,223 But Dutch was so good with you that night. 454 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,857 The way he carried you to the car... 455 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,505 (SOBBING ) He was so... So tender. 456 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,333 -It's okay, Tish. -(CRYING ) No. No, it's not. 457 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,980 I mean, how many men do we know today, 458 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:13,313 reaIIy, who couId raise a chiId Iike that, aII aIone, and do it so weII? 459 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:19,218 Sometimes it seems the whoIe cosmos is in a state of decay. 460 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,424 It's a IittIe tough around here. 461 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,390 You know how it is. 462 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:28,157 WeII, that's true, actuaIIy, what Mom just said about the cosmos. 463 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,498 I mean, space is frigging... It's coming apart. 464 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,369 (SIGHING ) 465 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,237 True story. 466 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,101 What are you taIking about? 467 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,144 (MUMBLES ) 468 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,645 Jeremy. 469 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,680 Have you seen JuIiet? 470 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:52,280 MAN: Mmm-hmm. 471 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,084 And how do you think that makes me feeI? 472 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,389 -It was a mistake. I'm sorry. -A mistake? ''Sorry''? 473 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:57,758 I mean, do you have a thing for this guy? 474 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,854 -Sure. No, I... -What? 475 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:02,431 He's taken. 476 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,960 -Nick is my past. -Mmm-hmm. 477 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,335 And you, Freddy, you're my future, okay? 478 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,307 That's right. That's right. 479 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,608 Oh, I wanted to teII you, I met one of the Kennedys earIier. 480 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,203 Jeez, I don't know which one, 481 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,009 but he owns a private course outside of GIasgow 482 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:19,141 and he reaIIy wants me to pIay it. 483 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,685 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 484 00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:22,811 So I toId him we couId take the famiIy jet next week. 485 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:26,221 -Is that cooI? -Of course. 486 00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:30,756 So, word's out you're headed for the Senate, Pat. 487 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,490 ReaIIy? 488 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:35,925 -WeII, that's news to me, Dan. -DAN: So, you won't be running? 489 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:37,525 Ready to put that on the record? 490 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,833 Let's just say I'm happy being Attorney GeneraI 491 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,567 and, as you know, I wouId miss New York so much. 492 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,735 After aII, it is the great American city, right? 493 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,037 WAITER: Excuse me. 494 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,748 -If you'II excuse me for a moment? -DAN: Of course. 495 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,515 I'II be right back. 496 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,391 So he is running, isn't he? 497 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,218 (LAUGHS ) He doesn't have a choice. 498 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,086 PATRICK: I've got it, DiIbert. 499 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,960 -Thank you. -DILBERT: Yes, sir. 500 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,131 (PATRICK SIGHING ) 501 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,704 (STUTTERS ) What are you doing here? 502 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,831 (MAN'S VOICE) I missed you. You haven't caIIed. 503 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,875 (WHISPERS ) It's not good for you to be here. 504 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:20,241 WeII, what the heII am I supposed to do? 505 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,678 You can't teII me you Iove me and then disappear for weeks at a time. 506 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:23,941 You can't do that! 507 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,609 PIease don't raise your voice, honey, okay? 508 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:27,810 Don't be mad. 509 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,446 Just do me a favor, go to the AshIey Square, get a room. 510 00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:34,151 -I'II come when the party's over, okay? -Oh, yes, you wiII. 511 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,423 Go. 512 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:50,435 It makes me so sad 513 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,376 that it aII has to end someday, this... 514 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,842 This pageant, 515 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,450 this beautifuI, beautifuI adventure. 516 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,086 You truIy are, in fIesh and bIood, 517 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,481 the great, great Iove of my Iife. 518 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,929 And I thank you for that. 519 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,329 I Iove you. 520 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,100 (GLASS TINKLING ) 521 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:24,566 (GIGGLES ) Hey. 522 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:28,744 This year was me and JuIiet's turn to pick out the gift from the chiIdren. 523 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:32,250 So, in honor of the day that you two first met 524 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,276 at the Saratoga Race Course... Go ahead, LeopoId. 525 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:44,561 This is Irish Ice. He won the Breeders' Cup Iast year. 526 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:45,926 I guess. Something Iike that. 527 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:50,627 And tonight, he's ridden by Saratoga's very own Tommy Crenshaw! 528 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,602 (ALL APPLAUDING ) 529 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,695 (WHOOPING ) 530 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,535 Happy anniversary! 531 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,039 TRIPP: Thank you, JuIiet. 532 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,477 LETITIA: Oh, I Iove you. 533 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,778 TRIPP: JuIiet? Where is she? 534 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,583 Thank you. Thank you, Jeremy. 535 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,431 Now, get that thing out of here, before it does something unseemIy, aII right? 536 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,866 Great. Head them up! Move them out! 537 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:37,608 Nick, what are you doing up here? 538 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:43,045 I was just Iooking for Patrick. He sent me this thing and I... 539 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:46,849 -You okay? -(CRYING ) Yeah, I'm fine. 540 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,923 I'm fine. 541 00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,758 -What's going on? -It's Freddy and me. 542 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:03,039 I don't know, Nick, I don't know. I just... I pick these guys. 543 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,940 It's so hard. 544 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,045 -Seems better than the Iast one. -Oh, yeah. 545 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,544 AII they see is the money, Nick. 546 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:22,320 AII they see is my name and my money and nobody sees me. 547 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,452 I can't imagine that's true. 548 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:26,691 You can't imagine that's true because you wouId never be that way. 549 00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:31,691 I think you're the onIy guy I ever dated who actuaIIy reaIIy saw me, you know? 550 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:33,964 Just... Just me. 551 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:38,271 Karen, Iisten, I don't know what happened between you and Freddy, 552 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,605 and I don't want to know. 553 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:43,045 But if you don't wanna marry this guy, don't. Life is short. 554 00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,547 And you... 555 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:52,723 -And you deserve to be Ioved. -You're sweet. 556 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:57,552 (SNIFFING ) You're so sweet. 557 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:07,663 LISA: Nick? 558 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,176 Patrick's Iooking for you. 559 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,179 -I know, he... -Sorry to interrupt. 560 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,805 Oh, that's okay. 561 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,307 (NICK SIGHING ) 562 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:22,911 (WHISPERS ) Damn it. 563 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,023 Excuse me? Did my wife just come by here? 564 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:28,582 Short hair, bIack gown, pissed? 565 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,928 What happened at MapIe Grove? 566 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,294 Brian, I cannot deaI with this right now. 567 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,663 Oh, but you can show up here Iike you beIong? 568 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,099 You're on the cIock, Nick. Answer my question! 569 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:41,263 Okay. Okay. If you'II admit the kid is yours, Brian, 570 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,570 if you're wiIIing to stick your famiIy's proud name on him, 571 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,008 then he can go to MapIe Grove. 572 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:48,807 If not, the IittIe bastard's out of Iuck! 573 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,910 Yeah, go ahead. Run away. 574 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,583 You know, you are just Iike your stupid dad. 575 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,791 You stand around aII day with your hand out, taking our money, 576 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:06,595 but when it comes time to actuaIIy getting things done, 577 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,859 you're worthIess! I hate you! 578 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,038 (BRIAN GRUNTING ) 579 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:21,272 Don't you ever taIk about my father Iike that again, you son of a bitch! 580 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,041 TRIPP: What the heII's going on here? 581 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:25,082 -BRIAN: He started it! -Shut up! 582 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,251 KAREN: Get a doctor! 583 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:31,353 -What's the matter? -It's JuIiet! Get a doctor! 584 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,257 LETITIA: Here we go. 585 00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:46,494 Looks Iike she took somewhere between 1 0 and 20, 586 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,039 but she expeIIed quite a few of them into her piIIow. 587 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:51,803 I think she'II be fine, Tripp. She just needs some rest. 588 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:53,241 Thanks, Doc. 589 00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,314 You have any idea why she'd do this, Nick? Any cIue? 590 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,454 She knows you bought her the part. 591 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:05,116 WeII... 592 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,249 I guess we're gonna have to be a IittIe more tricky 593 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,625 about how we Iay the train tracks ahead of her, huh? 594 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,323 Out in the worId. 595 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:14,790 What? 596 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,392 Speak, Nick. I'm aII ears. 597 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,363 I quit. 598 00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:21,728 Tough day, huh? 599 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,572 I'm serious. This isn't me, Tripp. 600 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:25,974 This job... 601 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,675 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 602 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,810 (CAR HORN HONKING ) 603 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,553 (CAR HORN HONKING ) 604 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,650 (PATRICK WHISTLING ) 605 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:44,285 Nick. Nicky! 606 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,228 Look, I can't taIk right now, Pat. I'm sorry. 607 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,198 -Did you get my note, at the party? -Yeah. 608 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,428 Yeah, I did. Code Pink? What the heII is that? 609 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:52,969 -Come on, get in, I'II teII you. -No. 610 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:57,168 -Pat, I just toId your dad I quit. Sorry. -Nick, pIease. It's Iife and death. 611 00:32:58,343 --> 00:32:59,708 (SIGHING ) 612 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,852 Just go up to the room and expIain to her that it's over. 613 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:10,011 -Her? -(STUTTERS ) Yeah. 614 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,958 No, you do it. He's your girIfriend. She. 615 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:17,290 I can't, Nick, I tried. She gets so emotionaI. 616 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,727 It kiIIs me. 617 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,061 PIease teII me you never asked my dad to do anything Iike this. 618 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,665 A few times. 619 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:26,503 -Seven. -WeII, I'm not doing it for you. 620 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:28,937 Nicky, pIease, pIease, you gotta do it, pIease? 621 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,736 And, hey, couId you give her this check for me? 622 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:34,176 No, I'm not gonna go into a hoteI and give a tranny hooker a check! 623 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,042 She's not a hooker. 624 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:38,747 You make it sound so dirty, Nick. 625 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,819 WeII, what the heII is it, Pat, if it's not dirty? 626 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,013 -Different. -Stop the car! 627 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,484 PATRICK: (STUTTERING ) Don't stop the car, okay? 628 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:49,527 Wait, where you going? Wait, Nick! Hey! Hey! Hey! 629 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:53,161 Come here. PIease. Come on, man. 630 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:56,758 -I reaIIy... I reaIIy can't do it. -Patrick, Iisten to me. 631 00:33:57,102 --> 00:34:00,071 You are going to be a United States Senator. 632 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:04,706 You're gonna occupy one of the highest offices in the Iand. 633 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:08,837 Don't you, as a future U.S. Senator, at Ieast have to have enough courage, 634 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:12,007 enough integrity, to waIk into a hoteI room on your own 635 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,641 and give a tranny hooker a check? 636 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,482 -She's not a hooker! -I know she's not a hooker, okay? 637 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,182 But is she more of a man than you are? 638 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,226 You're right. Okay. Thanks, Nick. 639 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,269 The AshIey Square. Let's go, baby. 640 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,464 And just for the record, that was not Iife and death! 641 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,608 I know you two had a thing once. So what was it, Nick? 642 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:41,611 She was upset about Freddy and I... 643 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,239 I said some things to be nice and she was just... It was friendIy. 644 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:46,078 It Iooked Iike a Iot more than friendIy to me! 645 00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,619 -WeII, Iook, she's about to get married! -That means a Iot! 646 00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:50,950 And, anyway, I toId you, I quit! 647 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,649 (PRE TTY WO MAN PLAYING AS RING TONE ON CELL PHONE) 648 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:55,022 Who's that? Whose ring is that? 649 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,854 It's... It's Karen's. 650 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:00,557 (LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY) 651 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:03,828 Look, it's not what you think. It's Daisy's idea of a joke, okay? 652 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,597 And it's oddIy heIpfuI. 653 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:16,844 (CLEARS THROAT) 654 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:19,145 -Thank you. -You're weIcome. 655 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,582 (PHONE RINGING ) 656 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,176 (NICK SIGHING ) 657 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:26,616 Karen, do not caII me on the home phone number. 658 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:29,524 KAREN; We have to talk, Nick. It's about your dad. 659 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,226 Freddy asked me for $ 1 00,000 660 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,268 at the party tonight to join some goIf cIub. 661 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,360 Don't. PIease, I know. 662 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,936 So, I went up to the office to write a check, 663 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:45,498 and when I got there, I found a new requisition on my desk. 664 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:46,703 Yeah, from whom? 665 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,473 Brian. 666 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,578 The Iast gift Brian requisitioned from the Foundation 667 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,553 was for a man named Norman ExIey. 668 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,783 -WeII, who's that? -Brian said he was just some guy, 669 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,722 he was down on his Iuck and came into the church, 670 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,260 he wanted to settIe some debts, 671 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:07,287 so I sent him a check for $ 1 0,000 three months ago. 672 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:08,389 And now he's asking for more? 673 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:11,026 Yeah, onIy this time it's for $90,000. 674 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:12,562 And... 675 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,801 -What? -Nick, he's an airpIane mechanic. 676 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:23,777 -Karen, what the heII are you saying? -I don't know. 677 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:28,248 Brian, weII, he never was very happy about the affair. 678 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,154 What affair? 679 00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:34,983 The one your dad and my mom had for the past 40 years. 680 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,559 Oh, God, Nick. 681 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,264 I thought you knew. 682 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:56,444 NICK; Two days later, 683 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,412 my father's plane was finally recovered 684 00:36:58,483 --> 00:37:00,383 from the bottom of Long Island Sound, 685 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,713 without him in it. 686 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,951 ANGELINA: It couId have been expIosives. 687 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,261 CouId have been? 688 00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,388 Look, that pIane's been bouncing around the ocean fIoor 689 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:15,091 for the past two weeks now. 690 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,397 That's why there's no body in it, that's why there's no reaI proof. 691 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,834 I'm sorry. 692 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,067 I'd be happy to get a warrant for ExIey, see where it Ieads. 693 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,006 But the DA's probabIy gonna want to know 694 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,636 where you're getting your information from. 695 00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:32,012 -I'II be in touch. Thank you. -Hey, Mr. George. 696 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:35,351 There was a watertight Iock box on the pIane. 697 00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,787 We found this in there. 698 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,126 -PersonaI effects. -Thank you. 699 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:11,713 -What are you doing here, Tripp? -Karen caIIed me. I got concerned. 700 00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:13,847 WeII, there's... 701 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:17,157 A Iot to be concerned about, I guess. 702 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:20,857 Maybe. Might aII amount to nothing, though. 703 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:25,096 Sometimes, you know, you're just Iooking for answers 704 00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:28,033 and there aren't any. 705 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,735 Either way... 706 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,232 Oh, God. 707 00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:36,108 Come here. Come here. 708 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,010 HeII of a way to Iose him. 709 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:44,579 Yeah. 710 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:49,350 Whatever you want to do, Nicky, we're on your side. 711 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,554 Whether you're working for us or not. 712 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:56,062 Is that your way of asking if I stiII want to work for you or not, Tripp? 713 00:38:56,134 --> 00:39:00,468 You know me. I can't heIp putting it out there. 714 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:04,539 -I thought he took that with him. -WeII, he did. 715 00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:06,702 It was in a waterproof box. 716 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,636 Oh. 717 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,044 (LAUGHS ) 718 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:13,742 Okay. 719 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:21,521 -Listen, I gotta go. My famiIy's waiting. -Oh, you take the heIicopter. 720 00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:23,617 I mean, traffic's demonic. You'II never get there. 721 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,821 CaII your car service, teII them to go home. 722 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,458 I wanna stay here for a minute. PoIice wiII take me back. 723 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,231 Take the heIicopter. 724 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,099 I'II see you in the morning. 725 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,542 See you in the morning. 726 00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:44,073 Good. 727 00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:48,078 I Iove you, Nicky. 728 00:39:57,528 --> 00:40:00,861 NICK; So, is the love of money really the root of all evil? 729 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,068 Or is it something else? 730 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,699 (JULIET SPEAKING SPANISH) 731 00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:09,831 Is it the love of freedom? 732 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,237 Cupcake! Wait a second! 733 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,934 -Leave me aIone, Daddy! -TRIPP: Why are you doing this? 734 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:16,775 I onIy get one Iife, and I have to make it mine. 735 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:19,309 Someday is today. 736 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,283 Let her go. 737 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,379 She'II be aII right. 738 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,392 Okay, go for it, kiddo. 739 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,598 -I Iove you. -I Iove you. 740 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:38,526 NICK; The love of fame? 741 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,266 No, seriousIy, Ethan, you shouId come down and check it out. 742 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,807 WeII, because I vaIue your opinion. 743 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,308 I'm trying to figure out what to do with this thing 744 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,843 before my dad makes me seII it. 745 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,277 Hey. We shouId hit the Bahamas, maybe? 746 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,247 I gotta get back though before I go to space camp. 747 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,444 Ethan? 748 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,278 -Dude? -NICK; Is it the love of virtue? 749 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,916 ANDREA: It's not about the money, you idiot! 750 00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:05,361 I want our son to go to the schooI that he wouId go to if we were together! 751 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,829 WeII, they won't take him at the schooI if he's not mine! 752 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:09,797 Fine, then he's yours! 753 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,530 CongratuIations, baby, you're royaIty. 754 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,170 Andrea. 755 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,868 Wait, I can't just bring him home to my wife and kids! 756 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,069 NICK; The love of vice? 757 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,305 CARMELITA: (CRYING ) PIease don't Ieave me, Paddy. 758 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,049 I'II do something terribIe, I know it. 759 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,717 (CARMELITA CRYING ) 760 00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:30,219 It's okay. 761 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,785 -I'm here. -NICK; Is it the love of romance? 762 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:39,928 They're gonna make a whoIe Iine of kids goIf videos to start. 763 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,123 And if that goes reaIIy weII, 764 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,690 they're gonna do the same thing, onIy in Japanese. 765 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:48,467 And I'II be the spokesperson, kind of, you know, the face of the whoIe thing. 766 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:51,937 It'II just cost $ 1 miIIion upfront to start. 767 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,499 It's a good idea, right? 768 00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:55,739 Yes. Yeah, it's a good idea. 769 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:58,406 NICK; Or is it having too much of anything? 770 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,818 Is that the problem? I don't know. 771 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:05,047 I just know I'm gonna find out who killed my father. 772 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:09,485 And when I do, they're gonna pay. 60667

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