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CLASSROOM BUILDING

Sorry, man.

I'm about to start. Why don't you just show up tomorrow?

We got here late because we were busy

answering questions about you.

Did people want to hit me up?

Jeez.

It's about your post that said, "I want a taste of Sarawat."

Seriously, man. Are you that thirsty?

I told you I didn't write that post.

Sarawat hacked into my Facebook account.

I don't know how he got my password.

Is the first group ready to give a presentation?

Yes, Professor. We just need a moment.

I can't connect my laptop to the projector.

Ohm, can you go and borrow a cable from next door?

-Me again? -Yes.

Is Sarawat delicious?

Sarawat, how did you know my phone's passcode?

Your "123456" passcode is so dumb.

A second-grader could've figured it out.

You asshole. Stop messing with my Facebook account.

Do you understand?

Watch now. A leaked clip of a female student in class.

You asshole.

Sit down.

-I'm sorry for shouting, Professor. -Sit down.

Shit! Damn it.

How long have you been watching?

Since he talked about your password.

I was about to tell you,

but I found the whole thing quite amusing.

Guys, I got the cable. What's going on?

See for yourself.

Tine, can I ask you something?

Do you like Sarawat?

Are you crazy?

I like girls.

That's a relief.

I saw you join Team Sarawat's Wives group,

and you wrote a post saying you want him.

You scared me.

My friends were just messing with me.

Why? Are you afraid I'll be taken?

Of course not. It's Sarawat I'm worried about.

But it's all good now.

I'll get going.

Here.

I think you better hurry and get Sarawat's phone fixed

before your image goes down the drain.

-It's not even good to begin with. -Watch it.

Says who?

Does he think he can get away with this?

Are you going to kick his ass?

No, I'm going to get his phone fixed.

-Hey! -Hey!

Mister, do you think you can fix this?

-Let me have a look at it. -Sure.

Not to worry.

Jojo!

I can fix it.

"Not to worry"?

It won't turn on.

It's probably out of battery.

Is that right?

Yes.

Why is there smoke?

The phone probably short-circuited.

It's no big deal.

-It can be fixed. -Really?

It's very easy.

Is it easy to fix?

It's easy to just throw it away.

Jojo!

I'll sell you a new one.

Jojo!

I'll give you a discount.

-Do you mean for this? -Yes.

Trust me. This phone is awesome.

Jojo!

It's a triple SIM phone.

A triple SIM phone?

Who would I call?

Call your lady friends.

Are there other shops here?

Hey. This phone is smaller and the battery lasts longer.

There's a charger too. This model charges up really fast.

I know. I'm sorry.

I'll ask my mom to wire me money, and I'll buy you a new one.

Okay?

Don't bother. I already bought a new phone.

Did you get a new phone?

Then why did you want your old one fixed?

You need to take responsibility for what you broke.

You can have your phone back.

Hey.

Hang on. I need to talk to you.

But I have nothing to say to you.

I won't take more than ten seconds.

I'll give you five, four, three, two...

Be my boyfriend.

What the hell?

I don't mean a real boyfriend.

I want you to pretend to make a move on me.

I have an admirer who won't leave me alone.

I want you to help keep that person away.

Why? Is she not pretty?

He's a guy, but I like girls.

So what?

Isn't it a good thing to be liked?

It's not.

I don't want people to intrude into my life.

You say that now,

but you might want to be bugged someday.

You're one to talk.

Don't you also hate it

when people cause you trouble?

I got trouble right here.

Trouble?

Where?

It's you. You're the trouble.

Me?

Did you just let him go?

You idiot.

What else was I supposed to do after what he said?

-Right, Fong? -Right.

-Phuak is right. -Yes.

How will you contact him without his phone number?

You moron.

Do you want to chime in, Ohm? Let me have it.

-Shit. -Is that all?

I didn't mean you.

Look. Someone in the closed group

just posted a clip of Sarawat.

I bet it's something good.

Sarawat.

Have you decided which club you'll join for Clubs Day tomorrow?

I don't know yet.

Is there any activity you like in particular?

-We might be in the same club. -We might be in the same club.

I like football, archery, afforestation, meditation, boxing, fencing.

Jeez. Why didn't he include diving and coral planting too?

I also like diving and coral planting.

What did I say? Turn it off, man.

This is just frustrating to watch.

I've got an idea.

It's the club.

If you join the same club as him,

you'll get to see him often.

-You're right. -Good idea.

The only problem is how will we know which club he will join?

You're right.

About that, I think I know how.

He got a phone call from a senior this morning

telling him to go to the Musical Club to practice guitar.

Musical Club?

So you knew all along, and you just sat there.

You dumb moron.

I can't handle your stupidity anymore.

You give me a headache.

I think I'm having a migraine.

But I can't play any instruments.

You just worry about getting in first.

We'll figure it out from there.

We'll sign up with you as well

to help convince Sarawat.

Hey, handsome. Would you like to join the Swim Club?

-Yes. -Wait.

What about the Musical Club?

-The Musical Club. -The Musical Club.

-We'll join the Musical Club. -Join the Swim Club.

-Look, man. -What?

-I'd like to join, please. -Me too.

Where can I sign up?

Right there.

-Over there? -Okay.

Tine.

Tine, there you are.

-Come here. -What's wrong?

-Come on. -Let me sign up first.

-Just come with me. -Help me.

-Just go. -Come here.

-Go ahead. -Go on.

Okay. Is swimming tiring?

No, it's fun.

-Write your name down. -Don't look.

Tine, I already found you a club.

Green, what are you doing here?

No, don't look at them.

-Are you tired from swimming? -No.

Really? You must be really fit.

Ta-da. This is the Cooking Club.

I've always dreamed that

if I have a boyfriend one day,

I will cook for him every day.

Look. I've made cookies for you to try.

Come on. Open up.

Hang on, Green.

What's wrong? Don't you want it?

It's not that. It looks delicious.

It looks so good that I want my friends to try it too.

-Really? -Of course.

That's good. There are so many dishes I want to cook for you.

Then wait for me right here.

-I'll be right back. -Hurry.

-I'll be back soon. -Okay. Hurry back.

MUSICAL CLUB SIGN-UP BOOTH

Please get in line, everyone.

I get it now.

What's up, my buddy, Tine?

Some buddies you all are.

You chose those girls over me.

Are you going to sign up?

How can you get in with so many applicants?

Hello to all freshmen.

My name is Air. I'm the club's secretary.

This is Dim, president of the Musical Club.

Our Musical Club was founded over 30 years ago.

We've brought fame to the university.

But this year, I heard that

many of you wanted to join our club

because of a guy.

If that's why you're here,

please get up and leave.

Wait.

We also believe that what gets you started isn't important

as long as you love music.

Dim, we can't take all of them, or we'll exceed our quota.

We won't compromise our principles over trivial stuff like that.

I'll talk to the board about this.

Well, then.

I'd like to welcome you all to the Musical Club.

Before you become official members of our club,

you all must participate in our initiation activities.

You must sing these iconic songs so loudly

that the whole campus can hear you.

Those songs are "Grilled Chicken" and other activity songs.

Come on. Get up.

-Get moving. -Come on.

The chicken is getting grilled

It's getting stabbed in the butt

Stick it to the left Stick it to the right

It's so very hot

One more time.

The chicken is getting grilled

For our next song, come up here, Sarawat.

Come on.

We ask you to dance for a reason.

When you go on stage, you'll get stage fright.

Dancing will help calm your nerves.

-Dance for your friends. -Yes.

-Go to the center. -Go on.

We'll sing the fruit song.

Apple

Papaya

Banana

Orange

Apple, papaya, banana, orange

Let's bring out one more. I heard he's a cheerleader.

Come up here, Tine.

Stick it to the left Stick it to the right

It's so very hot

Let's say I'm you, Tine.

Why do I have to do this?

Watch me. Get away from me, Sarawat.

A spider is out wandering At two in the morning, it starts bouncing

Do you get the picture?

Haven't you done these activities?

What about me?

Well, you'll bounce on top of him.

-Show me. -He will take the bottom.

Who will take the bottom?

No one.

A spider is out wandering At two in the morning, it starts bouncing

Do you get it?

-A spider is out wandering -Focus.

At two in the morning, it starts bouncing

- I couldn't see. -Do it one more time,

and we'll move on to the next activity.

Yes.

Bounce harder.

A spider is out wandering At two in the morning, it starts bouncing

We've come to the last activity.

You'll be feeding your friends food.

-Hooray! -Hooray!

It's very simple.

You have to give food to your friend

using...

your mouth. Hand out the snacks, Air.

How many?

-Give one to each pair. -Okay.

If you drop it, your group will get a penalty.

-Yes. -Yes.

-Don't drop it. -Each pair gets one.

Girls may not like this game.

You may start.

You have to keep eating.

When he offers you food, you have to keep eating it.

Wat.

That's right.

Get as close as you can.

That will do it.

For this year's initiation activity,

everyone has passed the test.

We'll take a break for 15 minutes.

I'll tell you about our rules when we come back.

See you.

What are you thinking about? Everyone is taking a break.

I'm thinking about what you did.

Do you think you can mess with me?

-Do you mean the kiss? -That wasn't a kiss.

It was just a game. Why did you have to get serious?

Why are you so upset?

You just asked me to be your boyfriend the other day.

What's the big deal about a kiss?

Damn.

Tine, you really wasted no time.

You just joined the club, and you already kissed him.

I told you.

Our lips just touched by accident.

Accident, my ass.

Who the hell filmed me?

Let's just drop this for now.

What I want to know is did Sarawat agree to help you?

Right.

I forgot to ask him.

Jeez.

I was in shock.

You better hurry

before Green comes dragging you out of there.

Don't worry. It's easy for me to see him these days.

This evening,

I'll get him to help me.

That's the spirit.

I'm coming for you, Sarawat.

That's what I'm talking about.

What? Has Sarawat left?

Yes. I made those who already play well

practice in a separate room, so you don't disturb each other.

The club has so many freshmen.

How come there are so few newbies?

These are the people who want to play guitar.

Others are playing other instruments.

If I want to practice with other expert guitarists,

what do I have to do?

You have to learn the basic chords first.

You'll learn them in no time.

This guitar is legendary, you know.

Did you win competitions with this guitar?

No.

Its owner died of a heart attack,

so it became the club's possession.

The strings may feel a little stiff at first.

You'll get used to it after a while.

Come here. I'll teach you.

Okay.

This is the C chord.

It's the most basic one.

Look at my hand.

Put your index, middle, and ring fingers here.

Give it a try.

You're actually kind of cute, Air.

Yes.

Play the C chord for me.

-Like this? -Yes.

That sounds strange. Did you do something wrong?

Let's try again.

Those guitar strings are so hard to press.

You can still join the Cooking Club, Tine.

I heard that the Musical Club is being mean to you

and gave you an old guitar to practice.

I'm so shocked.

I'm more shocked that you know about it.

I know everything about you.

Come and join my club.

You'll get to eat delicious food like this every day.

Ta-da.

I made this especially for you.

I appreciate your concern,

but I'm okay.

I have to get back to practicing now.

Hey.

Tine, stay with me.

Tine, you look so focused.

This is do or die for me, Air.

What?

I mean, I really love playing guitar.

I'm dying to get better.

-I see. -I just want

to master it.

-That's great. -Yes.

But you're completely out of tune.

It's okay. We have time. You'll get it right eventually.

There's no time.

Why is that?

The board said we must stick to our quota of freshmen.

All newbies will have to do a tryout this Friday.

If they don't pass, they will have to leave the club.

Which chord is that?

What chord am I playing?

I have no idea.

Are you serious, Dim?

-Yes. -Is there no other way?

No.

Stop coddling him.

The tryout is this Friday. You all should practice at home.

Tine, aren't you going home?

No. I don't have a guitar at my dorm.

I want to stay and practice a bit more.

But you all can go.

Goodness. You're so determined.

You're still out of tune though.

Thank you for pointing that out.

"Enjoy the snacks. Team Sarawat's Wives."

I wasn't stealing your food.

I'm just keeping an eye on it in case someone tries to steal

your snacks.

That's wrong.

You're out of tune.

Is something wrong with your fingers?

Press your fingers harder.

You're still out of tune.

I can't press any harder.

Here.

What?

Take my guitar. The strings are much softer.

Give it a try.

It's okay.

Just take it. Give it a try.

You're doing better.

Are your fingers still hurting?

No.

That's good.

Keep practicing.

Let me hear you play the E chord.

How do I do it?

Move.

Here. Put your middle finger on the fifth string at the second fret.

Put your ring finger on the fourth string at the second fret.

Place your index finger on the third string at the first fret.

Try playing it.

Remember, this is the E chord.

Keep going.

What are you looking at?

I'm just wondering

why you're not majoring in music since you're so good.

I play guitar because it's fun.

I'm afraid that if I make it my major,

I won't enjoy it anymore.

I always put my heart into whatever I like to do.

I don't do it out of duty.

What are you staring at?

Please, Sarawat.

Can you help me out?

Pretend to go after me.

Is this the reason

that you joined this club?

It's not like that.

Well...

I...

Fine. That's the reason.

Now that you know,

can you pretend to go after me?

Please?

Please? Hey. Does that mean you agree?

CLASSROOM BUILDING

-Sarawat is here. -Here he comes.

-There he is. -Film him.

-He's really tall. -He's so cute.

-I told you. -Should we get a picture?

We're too late. Let's take a selfie.

Come on.

Sarawat.

Can we get your picture?

Excuse me.

Where's the guy who always comes to practice guitar?

I don't see him anymore.

He probably joined another club.

He wouldn't have made it anyway.

By the way, Dim asked to see you in the storage room,

but he didn't say why. You should go.

Hey!

Is that you, you troublemaker?

Did you think I would give up that easily?

If you want to come out, you must be my fake boyfriend.

Don't drag me into your problems.

Let me out!

Suit yourself then. You can sleep here tonight.

Are you threatening me?

Do you want to get hurt?

-Do you think I'm scared? -Tine!

Are you here? I think I saw you.

Shit.

Shit.

Are you afraid to leave the Musical Club

because you're scared of the seniors?

You don't have to be scared anymore

because I brought some friends from the Weightlifting Club with me.

I'll take care of it for you.

Can you open it?

Tine.

Why do you want to be in a sad club like that?

Just leave and join me in the Cooking Club.

Be quiet.

I know there's someone in there.

If you don't come out, I'm going to open it myself.

What's with all the noise?

I was taking a nap.

Do you want something?

Did you take a nap in there?

Is there a problem?

Well, I'm looking for Tine. Have you seen him?

Tine?

I haven't seen him.

Really?

I'll get back to sleep. Is there anything else?

No.

You sleep in the locker.

I'm sorry for disturbing you.

He sleeps in the locker.

Who does that?

Tine, baby!

Come out, you troublemaker.

Shit. That was close. Thank you so much.

I wasn't helping you.

I just didn't want any trouble.

Maybe you should join a new club.

You won't make the cut anyway if you stay on.

What if I make it?

If I make the cut, you'll have to help me.

Do we have a deal?

If you pass the tryout, I'll help you.

But if you don't,

you'll have to leave me alone.

Deal.

Did you tell Sarawat

you would leave him alone if you don't pass the tryout?

Yes. I said it out of anger.

I didn't think he would agree to it.

Damn it. Do you think I can call it off?

It's too late for that now. The tryout is tomorrow.

You don't have a guitar, right?

That's right. Will you buy me one?

Yes.

It's just a guitar app though. I already downloaded it for you.

Can't you be more generous to your friend?

Why can't you buy me a guitar if you could buy this for me?

-Fuck. -Come on.

We didn't buy you a guitar,

but we promise

we'll keep you company while you practice.

-We'll be up... -All night long.

You guys can go sleep in your rooms

so I can focus.

I'm cold.

I'm so cold.

BUILDING 1

That's enough. You may leave.

MUSICAL CLUB'S TRYOUT

Next.

It's at the bottom.

BLUETOOTH

Do you need help?

Shit.

This club has been founded 30 years ago,

and you're the first one to dare pull something like this.

I...

Get out.

-Next. -Wait a second.

I'm sorry. I really want to join this club.

Can you give me another chance?

Please let me play one more time. I'm begging you.

Dim.

Tine worked really hard.

He didn't even complain about the stiff strings.

That's right.

I think we should give him a chance.

Wat.

Lend him your guitar.

He took less than a week to learn that.

Do you know any other chord besides the basic ones?

I don't.

Do you prefer acoustic, classical, or electric guitar?

How are they different?

Do you know any other instrument?

I don't.

Is there anything you know?

BUILDING 1

It's okay if we don't make the cut.

The three of us can join another club together.

I'm so nervous.

Do you feel me? When will we know the results?

The results are here.

The results are in.

QUALIFIED CANDIDATES FOR THE MUSICAL CLUB

-We didn't make it. -We didn't make it. Damn it.

Get out of my way.

25. TEEPAKORN AEKARANWONG

I passed the tryout.

Don't forget our deal.

The seniors let you pass because they pity you.

Will you go back on your word?

I forgot to tell you that your fans got you snacks.

I got one too.

"Preme"? Who is she?

Is she that cute, East Asian-looking girl?

You've got plenty of snacks. Why are you taking mine?

What the hell?

Hey.

What are you doing?

Okay.

"Okay," what?

Okay.

What the hell do you mean?

Okay. I'll be your fake boyfriend.

"He's taken."

Wat, did you agree to be my fake boyfriend?

Do you know any other instrument?

I don't.

Is there anything you know?

I know Sarawat.

He's the reason why I want to learn to play guitar.

HE'S TAKEN. SARAWAT.

Subtitble translation by Pannapat Tammasrisawat