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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...

You know, it should have worked.

The spell we did to
contact my brother.

I mean, I went over it,
like, a million times.

Wait, you don't want
to try it again, do you?

No! No! No!
I bind you!

I bind you!

(CHANTING IN TURKISH)

Why did you think
you had to save me?

He was gonna kill you.

I'm done here, for good.
You should be happy.

When are you gonna tell
me what all this is for?

Bigger, better magic.

MARINA: Let's go steal
their shit.

He's not gonna
wake up. Ever.

Marina is a psycho!

You think Brakebills
cut you off from magic?

(SCREAMING)

You don't know "cut off."

You can actually
move between worlds.

If the gift does
not kill you first.

WOMAN: Please, help me.
(GASPS)

I have a full schedule
today, Quentin.

What?
Uh, I just, um...

The point?

What's gonna
happen to Julia?

Ah, yes.

Your hedge witch
friend.

I'm going to kill her.
I, uh...

(LAUGHING)

I'm...

I'm fucking
with you, Quentin.

I'm not going to
do anything to her.

I thought you would erase her
memory, or something again.

Sure, then her buddies tell her
about magic all over again.

Then she bothers
me again.

So, she's just
gonna get away with it?

I'm not the magic police, Quentin.
They won't be back here.

They know what'll rain
down on them if they do.

What they do out there,
it's not my business,

it's not yours.
Do you understand?

But don't you worry, hedge
witches tend to crash and burn

quite quickly all
on their own.

I want the spells I'm
missing, so I can keep going.

I want the new ones she
stole because I helped her.

You're not coming
inside.

Then bring 'em out.

They're locked in
her filing cabinet,

and even if I could,
I wouldn't.

I don't want to
see you get hurt,

and Marina will
hurt you.

She only helped you get out of
Brakebills jail to save herself.

Next time, you will
not be so lucky.

(LAUGHS)
That's bullshit.

I earned that magic just as much as her.
Fuck, more!

It was my friend
that she used...

Your friend!

Look, Marina's the boss. Life ain't fair.
VVoe is you.

Now, please, leave before
she sees you here.

(SLAMS)

Think Of it as applying
for an internship,

and for outgoing students,
perhaps even a job.

Alumni come and choose
students to mentor.

I can understand why you've
been staying here, Alice.

I know you feel that
you've had to leave,

but I'd really like
you to come back.

This is just one small
corner of the world.

There's a lot more
out there to see,

and I'd like you to see it.
(SCOFFS)

I don't much like the corners
that I've already seen.

Alice, students
leave every year.

And I don't go searching
for every lost lamb.

You didn't invite me.

I had to sneak in just to
take the entrance exam.

I made a mistake.

I felt responsible for what
happened to your brother,

and I didn't want to cause
your family another loss.

Alice, I was wrong.

You are far too gifted
not to be with us.

Just come back
for a week,

and if you don't like it, then
please, by all means, be a farmhand.

MARGO: This year, we're going to
win the alumni week Hunger Games.

My mentor last year
was a nun. Never again.

I specialize in feet.
Broken bones, warts.

I have some very interesting
stuff for fungi of the toenail.

99% of these mentors

lead to a lifetime of soporific
bourgeois magic hell.

Alice.

You're, uh...

Hi.

I'm going to
get a drink.

Is Genji your aunt?

ELIOT: Oh, hey, Alice.
ls that Genji?

Do you guys
know her?

Everyone does.
She runs a retreat.

It's like Camp David
for Magicians.

If Camp David was run by Caligula.
(CHUCKLES)

I mean that
in the best way.

Excuse me.

I feel really
terrible about, um...

I just thought, I
wouldn't be standing here

talking to me
if I were you.

I don't...

I shouldn't blame you. The truth is,
my brother died five years ago.

Still, I...

I should go help her.

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WOMAN: Can anybody hear me?

Anybody?

Anybody?

Ah.

Penny.

I'm Stanley.
I'm your mentor.

Yeah, I didn't ask
for a mentor.

I don't give a shit.

You are what you are,
so, I'm here.

What, a Pisces?

Travelers are rare.

Hadn't been one at Brakebills
in 35 years, I guess.

There's no discipline that has
more power and possibility.

I get it. It's an
amazing gift.

It's a terrible,
life-destroying burden.

I zapped myself onto Mount Everest.
Lost my leg to frostbite.

I'd be dead if not for one
deeply confused Sherpa.

Had the lecture yet on sticking
with astral projection?

I don't watch Star Trek.

Travelers' training
wheels.

Your body stays here,
your mind travels.

It's like being
a ghost.

Meditating won't stop you
from having a wet dream

and waking up in
the Marianas Trench.

This Will.

It works by binding
your body to Earth.

Astral projection only.

Full stop.

Won't make the voices
go away,

but it might
keep you alive.

How could you know about all
this and become a podiatrist?

This isn't
Middle Earth, Quentin.

There aren't enough noble
quests to go around.

Impress a good mentor,
and you won't have to worry.

How am I supposed
to impress anyone?

Mmm. When you're not
impressive. Glad you asked.

Welters.
(GROANS)

What's Welters?
The worst.

It's a game designed
a billion years ago

to keep students from killing
each other in duels.

It's like chess.
Kind of. Not really.

You use magic to take
squares. It's terrible.

I don't know.
That sounds fun.

It's boring as death.

You're boring.
You're boring.

There's gonna be
a tournament.

It's supposed to be a surprise,
but I like ruining things.

Each discipline
fields a team,

and the mentors
will be watching,

so, don't screw
this up for me.

(INHALES)

Quentin.

(EXHALES)

Someone called the admin
office and left a message.

My dad's sick.

Hello, Curly Q.

Hey, Dad.

It's brain cancer,

but it's the good
kind of brain cancer.

Is there anything you can do?

Luckily, there are
some treatment options,

some really interesting
new therapies.

Um, do you...

Uh, do you feel sick?

Nah. I feel decent.

Eh, there was some
dizziness, headaches.

That's why I went in.

Does Mom know?

No, she does not as yet. I...

I could come up with
a reason, I suppose,

but the truth is

I just don't want to
talk to her. (CHUCKLES)

I'm worried about you.

You have brain cancer,
and you're worried about me?

Will you stop
saying "brain cancer"

like it's brain
cancer? (CHUCKLING)

I never see you anymore since
you went to this new school.

Thinking a lot about mistakes,

you know, things I
would do differently.

Quentin, by the time
you were 10 years old,

buddy, I couldn't sit through
one more card trick.

But if that's what makes
the world bearable to you,

then you go off
and do card tricks.

Don't try to be
something you're not.

You're studying
what now? Finance?

(CHUCKLES)

You really a finance guy?

I'm not a kid anymore.

Sure, yeah.

Dump out that bag.
Go on. Dump it out.

I'll give you 20
bucks right now

if there isn't a Fillory
book in there.

Yeah.

You know you're still
on my insurance, right?

You checked yourself into a mental
hospital a couple of months ago.

I didn't say a word. I didn't say a word.
I gave you your space.

But your prescriptions
are still coming here,

which is how I know
you're not taking them.

I don't need them.
(STUTTERS) I'm better.

I'm not trying to pick
a fight with you, son.

I'm just trying to
fix what I broke.

You think I'm broken?
No.

I think we are.

(SIGHS)

Need a hand?

We should catch up.

I'm surprised
you came back.

I still haven't heard
about your walkabout.

Yeah, well, it wasn't
anything too exciting.

I mostly fed and
killed chickens.

I mean, I wanted
you to come back.

We're friends, right?

Uh, I was wondering if you
could do me a tiny favor.

I helped you find
Emily Greenstreet.

Right.

See, I still haven't been
selected by a mentor yet.

I still haven't been
selected by a mentor.

We're such good
friends, I just...

I figured you could put a
good word in to your aunt.

If you wouldn't mind
putting in a good word for me.

I just feel deeply
that we are connected

and are meant
to work together.

I'll see what
I can do.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

(DOOR OPENS)

Julia? Hey.

Hey.

Sorry, I'm a little
early. I knocked
a couple times.

Um, working on
this big paper.

Hmm.
l baked.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(MIMICS DRUM ROLL)

That's actually good.

(LAUGHS) It's,
like, people food.

What can I say?

You have no idea how relieved
I am to see you like this.

Like what?
A happy housewife?

Better. Not, uh...

High all the time?

I was gonna put it a bit
more delicately than that.

(CHUCKLES)

Dad?

Dad?
(VOMITING)

(GAGS)

We need to go
to the hospital.

No, they'll just send
me home. I'm fine.

They need to
adjust your meds.

I'm not taking
any meds, Quentin.

How bad is it?

I have a glioblastoma.

(CHUCKLES)

It's the most common
type of brain tumor.

It's also the most severe.

But it's treatable?

There are treatments
available.

I chose not to pursue them.

(SIGHS)

You know, I googled brain
tumors just in general.

And one common
denominator

that jumps out at you is
impaired cognitive function,

so maybe you
deciding not to

pursue treatment
without talking...

My doctors agree
with me, Q.

The type of tumor it is,
where it's located,

the person who
comes out of surgery,

might not be me.

I don't want you to die.
Yeah...

I'm not too crazy
about it myself.

Then why are you
giving up?

You remember this?

My dad and I used to
build model airplanes.

And this, this was
my absolute favorite.

Tenth birthday.

This is a Nieuport 28.

It's the same plane Quentin
Roosevelt flew in World War I.

(SIGHS)

When you were
about two years old,

you got your hands on this and
you broke off one of the wings.

I spent about an hour with a hot
glue gun, trying to fix it.

It ended up in about 20
pieces instead of two.

Quentin, sometimes trying to fix
something only makes it worse.

They match
my 401 (k) up to 6%.

It's just...
It's crazy.

Dr. Meets'?

My father's dying, and
I need you to fix him.

If Magicians
could cure cancer,

why would anybody
have cancer?

Because we like
secrets.

There's got to be
some kind of spell.

Amazing things
are possible.

But cancer,
it's a part of you,

intrinsically, in a way
that magic can't separate.

Some people think
it is magic,

an old curse
we can't break.

So, then, somebody
must have tried.

Look, even if it's
experimental, I...

Do you know why Dean Fogg
didn't fix his eyes?

I guess I just
assumed he couldn't.

Treating something like that requires
an enormous amount of energy,

and that comes
at a cost.

So does everything.

I can give you the names
of some journal articles.

Thank you.

Fair warning.

What you're looking
for might be impossible,

and it will require far more
energy than you can muster.

(WHISPERS)
I love you.

Oh...

You baked.

You can have one, if you
think you can afford it.

Please, I have the metabolism
of a Jamaican sprinter.

And I need my strength

so I can properly wrap this
bottle of double-charmed sake

you can only get from a very
particular monk on Okinawa.

But I'm sure Genji is gonna
love your little cakes.

(CHUCKLES WRYLY)

This is war, bitch.

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

(METALLIC CLINK)

(GASPS)

(FIRE SIZZLES)
(GRUNTS)

(GASPING)

(WINCES) Ow.

You should know better than
to mess with Google magic.

And starting an invisible
fire in your apartment,

still a fire.

You got lucky.

Pete, there's nothing else
for me to be besides this.

There's a whole world
of things besides this.

I almost burned
down my apartment,

and all I can think
about is trying it again.

Pete, there is nothing else.

Your boyfriend could
have done this for you.

I just got this
stuff at Target.

Not that I'm complaining.

You know, a beautiful girl calls
you in the middle of the night,

never mind she's
a little intense...

(SCOFFS)

...you answer.

There are other Hedges
and other safe houses.

I want to know where.

(BOTH PANTING)

MARGO: Quentin?

Quentin!

Where have you been?

You're late,
and this is mandatory!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

MARGO: Welters is a game
of circumstances.

Simply put, we beat that squad
of flower-power ass-clowns

by casting to capture
those squares,

but the squares
won't make that easy.

Each one represents
a different location

and a different
set of circumstances,

so, you can't just cast.

You actually have to know how to
cast for those complications,

then adjust in a dozen ways.

If you get any one of them wrong,
the whole thing goes to hell.

(AUDIENCE GROANS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

TED: Will you stop
saying "brain cancer"

like it's brain cancer?

Sometimes trying to fix
something only makes it worse.

MARGO: Quentin.
TED: Quentin.

MARGO: Quentin.
TED: Quentin.

Quentin!

Get your head out of your twat
and throw the damn globe.

(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

ALICE QUINN: Are you sure you
want to do that?

(WHISPERING SPELL)

(WIND HOWLING)

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

Q, are you
controlling this?

Q, do something!

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(CROWD YELLING)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

MARGO: One spell so powerful,
it wiped the whole board.

To Quentin!

(ALL CHEERING)

Q, come on, celebrate.

Who knew you
had it in you?

Easily worth whatever
it's gonna cost

to replace the roof.

I don't care.

I get your dad is sick.

But like it or not,

you still have to think about your
future, and this matters for that.

One of the mentors came
up to me after the game

and asked me to come to the Fertile
Crescent to stalk a river dragon.

(SCOFFS) I said no, 'cause grand
scheme, none of that matters.

Why do you think you
were able to do that?

Please tell me someone
has pointed out to you

that magic doesn't come from sunshine
and ice cream, for any of us.

(SIGHS)

What you're born with, what
gets slammed on you as a kid,

what happens now,
like your dad...

A great way to get
the things you want

is to be so miserable,
you don't want them anymore.

What kind of
system is that?

You know, why can't
it run on love,

or cocaine or
something?

(CHUCKLES)

It's the universe
deep-clicking us.

Lie back and try
and enjoy it.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Hi there.

Hello.

Pete sent me.

Show us your stars.

I can do you
one better.

Um...

Uh,yeah.
Um, welcome.

So, what's your name?

This is it?

How do you mean?

This is all you have?

(SCOFFS)

Well, if you know so much,
why don't you show us?

No, I didn't come
here to teach.

At least show us that
cool cloud thing again?

Oh, my God.
(LAUGHS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Vvhat day of the week is it?
(GRUNTS)

I don't know. You are
asking the wrong guy.

(BOTH GROAN)

What is this?

You joining the Navy?

Hey. What's wrong?

It's to stop myself from
traveling to an early grave.

Come on, you're
looking at it all wrong.

Look, every idiot on the
planet busts their ass.

For what? To buy the freedom
that you got for free.

It's not freedom if
I can't control it.

Well, then figure
out how.

If you do, you could
go anywhere, any time.

I mean, look,
not for nothing,

but you could be the greatest
thief who ever lived.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I'm serious.

Come on.

What am I gonna steal?

Hmm. Well, could start by
stealing me a sandwich.

(BOTH LAUGH)

The day-drinking
losers absolutely do not

fulfill the terms
of our agreement.

Our agreement?

I want somewhere better,
some place with real magic.

Please.

It's the number two
safe house in the city.

What? In all
of New York?

A city of eight
million people?

They got good magic.

It's not their fault that they're
the tortoise and you're the hare.

They're not even
in the race.

Look, you want
something better,

get out of town, go to
where the talent is.

You think the safe house in
Hoboken's gonna be better?

There's this place
in the Mali desert.

The marabouts have
this object magic

like nothing
we have here.

We could go.
Together.

Oh.

Can't.

Why?

Because l love
my boyfriend.

(SCOFFS) You slept
with me two days ago.

You're welcome.

That's a pretty loose
fucking definition of love.

What, you think that
you and James

are gonna grow
old together?

He doesn't know the most
important thing about you.

Then I'll tell him.
You can't.

Why? Marina's rules?

Because it's dangerous,
for both of you.

Marina's rules
no longer apply.

Julia, you're making
a mistake.

Give me spells,
and I won't do it.

(SCOFFS) Right.

(SIGHS)

(VOICES WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)

WOMAN: (WHIMPERS) Please help.

Okay, I hear you.

WOMAN: Please help me.

(CRYING)

Please come find me.

Please help.

Who the fuck are you?

WOMAN: Let me out of here!

Lady . .. You can't
keep doing this to me.

Come on, can you hear me?

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

WOMAN: Please help!

Please help me!

Let me out of here!

You can't keep
doing this to me!

Whoa.

Okay.

(CHUCKLES)
Astral projection.

All right, safety first.

WOMAN: Please.

Help.
Hello?

Hello?

(CRYING) No! Please!
Let me out of here!

THE BEAST: You sound
talkative today, Victoria.

(SOBS)

Are you ready to talk?

I can wait all day.

Hello.

(GASPING)

Hey!

You lied to me.

First one in 35 years?

Yes, there was a girl
several years ago...

Yeah, well, I saw her.

While I was astral-ghosting
into some dungeon.

Turns out she's part of that
incredibly famous third-year class,

the missing
third-year class.

I didn't know
what happened to her.

I figured she was dead.

You're supposed to
be my fucking mentor.

What the hell do
you want from me?

Christ!

Can you get her back?

Can I?

I don't know where
the hell she is.

You're the one
who saw her.

And it's not
my problem.

My advice?

Get that tattoo as
soon as possible.

What's your poison?

Um...

I don't know.
I just poured something.

(SNIFFS) Yuck. I have so much
to teach you about drinking.

It's a three-year program. Graduate level.
It begins immediately.

(CHUCKLES) Relax. This isn't some
mentor week full-court press.

Oh.
Yeah.

Friends don't let friends drink
Long Island Iced Tea, Alice.

Eliot, I, oh... Sorry.

Sorry.

Um, Alice, do you mind if I
just borrow Eliot for a second?

How may I help you, sir?

What do you know
about Cancer Puppy?

(PUPPY WHIMPERS)

His name is Gerald, but everyone
calls him "Cancer Puppy."

He's sort of our
unofficial mascot.

Why does he have
cancer?

Because he's 150,
Quentin.

The enchantment just keeps
him a puppy forever.

It doesn't stop him
from being riddled

with every single disease it's
possible to be riddled with.

They've been taking him to a very
confused veterinarian in Ogdensburg.

Yes.

(WHISPERS) Hi.

What if I could fix you?

You're going to
cure Cancer Puppy?

I found a spell
that might work,

but it requires
a lot of energy,

and I think I might
have that right now.

A little. Just a little.

Okay.

(WHISPERS) Hi.

(SIGHS)

Okay.

Okay.

(SIGHS)

(PUPPY YELPS, THUD)

Oh, no.

DEAN: You killed Cancer Puppy?

I was trying
to cure him.

The spell you were
attempting to cast

is part of the class of
magic strictly forbidden

for all students.

It is also strictly forbidden
for everyone else.

I was just...

The best Magicians in the world
couldn't work that spell,

and yet you thought a middling
first-year student could.

I had to try.

Why didn't you
fix your eyes?

The glasses show me outlines.
I can live with that.

If I had to choose between
my eyes or my hands,

I'd rather be able
to cast.

It's on the first page of
your first textbook, Quentin.

"As Magicians, we are the
instrument and the medium.

"We are the chisel
and the marble."

I read it. I just...

But you didn't listen,
did you?

Yes, you can save
someone's eyes.

You can even
save someone's life,

but you might alter
their soul in the process.

Then why bother?

What is the point of any of this, of
magic, if we can't fix real problems?

We can fix some things.

So, we fix what we can.

(ROARS)

(ON TV) Get rid of the flare!

Get the kids!

Get rid of the flare!

(DINOSAUR THUNDERING
AND ROARING)

MAN: (ON TV) Hail Mary, full of
grace- The Lord be with you.

(TV STOPS)

Dad?

Dad?
Yeah...

It's okay. I'm just,
uh, a little tired.

Curly Q, what's going on?

You were right.

You do know your kid.
At least a little.

I could give
a shit about finance.

You know I just
want you to be happy.

I know. I get that.
I do. Come on.

This is where I've been.

I'm a Magician.

(GASPS)

Hot stuff. Hey.

You usually get
me a scone, too.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Um...

(CLEARS THROAT) I tried
calling, like, a lot.

Uh, anyways, listen, uh, 'cause
this is important, so...

Okay, let me stop you one quick second.
Do I know you?

This isn't funny.

I'm sorry.

I think you have me
confused for someone else.

Um...

Sorry.

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

Little problem out here.

Pete. Now, fucker!

VVhat're you thinking? Marina
could be back any second.

You need to leave now.

You're pathetic.
I'm really not.

What is this,
some sort of sick revenge

because I wouldn't
screw you again?

I didn't do anything.

No, of course you
didn't. Marina did.

You couldn't get it up for this kind
of magic even if you wanted to.

You sold me out!

It wasn't to hurt you!

It was to save
James from you

because you're
out of control.

You want everybody's help.

You want to stand
on our shoulders,

and you haven't, not once,
taken any of our advice.

No wonder they didn't
let you into Brakebills.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I gave it a shot. I tried
to get into alumni week.

I just... I'm sorry.

I don't care about becoming
a magical podiatrist

or cataloging cryptids
or throwing huge parties.

Honestly...
What do you care about?

I don't know. I'm still
figuring that out.

Well, then this is the
perfect place to be.

Oh...

Charlie would be
so proud, sweetheart.

And you can always run away
to me whenever you like.

What are these two
staring at?

Here she comes.

Get ready for the first
spanking you won't enjoy.

That's actually
kind of hot.

Dears, while you are
both quite impressive,

honestly, the thought of
working with you exhausts me,

and I'm too vain to sacrifice
my looks in that way.

No, no. I mean,
we totally get it.

Maybe next year?

Sure.

Well...
(SIGHS)

What do we need
her for anyway?

We can start our
own bed and breakfast.

Retreat.

Hotel.

Bathhouse?
Mmm.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Helps if you hold a pleasant
image in mind, such as a baby,

if you tolerate those.

Circumstances are more
favorable on a waxing moon.

That's not to say
that it can't be done.

It's cooperative,
so, partner up.

(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

Lab partners?

About your dad...

Yeah.

Well, can they
fix him?

Can we fix him?

(SIGHS)
Quentin?

You can get
through this.

I wasn't sure if
you were gonna, um...

I...

I'm glad
you came back.

Looks like Game
of Thrones fan art.

Super helpful.

You should ask
Quentin and Alice.

Hell no.
lt saw you.

Penny, they're involved.

PENNY: All I can say is, it
was some kind of dungeon.

This was on the walls.

That's Ember's seal.

Uh...

Penny, I think
you were in Fillory.

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