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- Previously on
"The Magicians"...
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- Hey, can you help me
find some information?
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- What are you looking for?
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- Well, say a... a being with
an enormous amount of power.
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I'm looking for how someone
might, you know, defeat them.
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- "The art of killing gods."
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You weren't on the poison room?
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- Believe me,
I wanna get in there.
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It's... it's above my pay grade.
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- Penny, Silvia.
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- You really don't need my help?
- With what?
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- Trying to break into
the poison room.
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- I am telling you the truth
because you are the one I trust,
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and I really just need
your support right now.
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- I controlled their minds.
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- Of course, honey.
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- Just like you have,
many, many times.
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- They said they were
just trying to summon
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a little help
from some kind of god.
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- They were summoning
an evil bitch.
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The benevolent
our lady underground.
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It is all about her.
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Grinding men men and gods
into the fucking dirt,
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and then she leaves!
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- That's miss persephone.
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- That's our lady underground.
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- Julia, why do you look
like a 12-year-old?
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- Because I'm her shade.
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- Shades go to the underworld.
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- Alice.
- Quentin.
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- I missed you so much.
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- Is there any way
we can take her with us?
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- Jules, what the hell?
- I know.
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This is my one shot,
and this is what
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I want to do with it.
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- No one has ever brought
niffin back to life.
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Many try, but all...
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- We have something that
no one else has ever had.
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We have Alice's shade.
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The meta-math has never
added up before,
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but with this...
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- Still tremendously bad idea.
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- Fine, fuck him.
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He won't help us.
We'll take it to Dean fogg.
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- With one morning fart,
I release more magic
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than Henry fogg has
in his whole life.
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- But you can't
get it up for this?
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- No, you can't.
I won't.
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The energy we would need would
take a hundred master magicians.
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- That's a battery.
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That holds magical current.
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That is the biggest one
that I've ever seen.
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How many of those do you have?
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- Not enough to spare.
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Took years to make,
and I need it.
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No.
- What's more important
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than a life?
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- You talk like life
means something.
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- If it doesn't,
then what's the point?
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This is what magic is for.
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- Boldly spoken for a student
who lacked the balls
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to control a flea.
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- Look, I survived your abuse,
and I got off my ass,
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and I went
into the goddamn world.
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What have you done?
You...
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You've sat around
and drank.
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- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
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Do you know why Alice
went to brakebills?
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To find out what happened
to her brother.
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What happened was his friend
Emily had the bad sense
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to fall in love with you,
and it destroyed her.
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And when he tried to help,
it turned him into a niffin.
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Now tell me that you hold
zero responsibility for that.
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You can't erase any of that,
but you can help Alice.
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You can help Alice now.
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- You look worried.
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- Just thinking about Alice.
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She's gonna be
really pissed at me.
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- Yeah, but when she has
her shade back, she'll get it.
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Trust me.
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Um... Speaking of shades,
since this is probably
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the last time I'm going
to have one...
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- Look, you do not
have to do this.
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- Yes, I do.
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You're a good friend,
better one than I deserve.
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- Not true.
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- Blah, blah, feelings bullshit.
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Let's begin.
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First we separate shade,
which will pull niffin here.
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You memorize?
- Yeah.
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- You can handle it?
- Yes.
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- I'm going to fix you,
but I just have to lock you
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in here for a minute, okay?
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- thank you.
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- Julia, lock the cage.
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- she's coming.
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Quentin!
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I'll burn you alive for this!
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- When you're ready, coldwater.
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- It's gonna be okay.
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- Please, please,
Quentin, don't.
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hey.
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I brought you some clothes
if you, um...
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Okay.
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Why don't I go
get you some food?
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You haven't eaten in, um...
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Mayakovsky said to start
with really bland food,
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so I thought oatmeal.
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- Why?
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- Why bland food?
Or why...
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Why did I bring you back?
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- Mm.
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- I couldn't
leave you like that.
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Alice.
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- Fuck you.
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- So, the poison room.
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The code to the door
changes every couple hours.
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The door itself
is warded, alarmed.
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- And don't forget
booby-trapped.
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So instead of going through
the magical dismemberment door,
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let's go through the back way.
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That door isn't just a door.
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It's a portal to another world.
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That's where the poison room is.
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- So if we find
the right fountain...?
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- We can walk right in.
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I heard a couple librarians
whispering about it.
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The poison room fountain has
a stack of books for a statue.
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If we split up,
we could probably find it
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within a matter of weeks.
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- Weeks?
No, no, no, I got this.
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Think hours.
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- What makes you so cocky?
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- 'Cause I'm a traveler.
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And, for once, it's not
totally fucking me.
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- It is customary to bow in
the presence of your high king.
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- I... wh...
How are you here?
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- I think, and by that,
I mean I'm absolutely certain,
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that I was banished.
Had to be.
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So in the books, Ember and umber
before Martin offed him,
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they did this to the chatwins
all the time, right?
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- Mm-hmm, um, yeah.
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When their adventure
was done, or...
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- Or what, q?
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My pregnant wife
is locked up in fairy gitmo.
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I'm betrothed to a rat.
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My Pinot noir grapes
are nearly ripe.
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My adventure's just begun, so
why else would Ember banish me?
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Because I'm a fuck up.
That's it.
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So the button.
Gimme.
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- Uh, about that, um,
we kind of bargained it away
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to a dragon in exchange
for tickets to the underworld.
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- You gave our only means
of traveling to fillory
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to fucking trogdor?
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oh.
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- both the high king and queen
have vanished,
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leaving you the only
child of earth in fillory.
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- Oh, my god.
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They were my ride home.
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- Um, yes, also
it makes you high king.
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You can go to the rainbow bridge
to be crowned.
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Meh, let's skip the ceremony.
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- On to business, then.
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Half the court are still rats.
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The talking beavers
are in revolt.
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They're demanding
dental coverage.
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- And the measly mountains,
they've disappeared.
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Completely just...
Stop!
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The thrones are cursed.
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- Okay, is anything not fucked?
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- Your high kingliness, perhaps
this is all too much for you.
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- There was a great king
on earth who had a philosophy:
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"Hakuna matata."
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Roughly translated,
it means, "no worries."
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That's my philosophy too.
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Who gives a shit
about a few measly mountains?
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- But...
- Erase them.
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Bring in the talking rats
to translate for the rat people,
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and we are giving
all those beavers braces
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because they deserve it.
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Say it, tick.
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- Hakuna matata.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
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- ♪ Don't know why ♪
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♪ don't know why I came ♪
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♪ don't know why I came ♪
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♪ I don't know why I came ♪
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♪ in this club with you, girl ♪
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♪ don't know why I came in with
these diamonds on my chain ♪
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♪ surrounded by bad
I can't get 'em out my face ♪
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♪ maybe 'cause a
Handsome and wealthy ♪
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♪ is it 'cause a
Cook like a professor? ♪
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♪ I don't know how you feel ♪
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♪ can you tell me? ♪
- ♪ can you tell me? ♪
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- ♪ I won't know how you feel
till you tell me ♪
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- ♪ can you tell me? ♪
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- ♪ is it 'cause I'm,
'cause I'm ♪
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♪ handsome and wealthy?
Is it 'cause I'm a star? ♪
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♪ it maybe could be
my star status ♪
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♪ I got my chain and ring ♪
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♪ my rolex watch,
it got 50 carat ♪
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♪ it could be qc
or even maybe it's me ♪
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♪ it could be
that four hour flight ♪
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♪ shopping in Beverly ♪
- ♪ hills! ♪
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- ♪ what's on your mind? ♪
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♪ I'm not ginuwine
ain't tryna spend no time ♪
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♪ I know my
She so fine ♪
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♪ but I don't know
what's on her mind ♪
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♪ gotta pay that cost
to be a boss ♪
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♪ I put on my Louboutins
playing golf ♪
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♪ young Walking
with Nina Ross ♪
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♪ I'm dropping the bombs
like viet cong ♪
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♪ don't know why I came ♪
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- I'm sorry.
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I got my shade back.
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And then I lost it
again for good,
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but I also discovered
that I don't have to be
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like the beast.
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With the right help,
I can do good.
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I just have a chip missing.
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- What do you want
from me, Julia?
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- To be the missing chip.
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Tell me when
to tap on the brakes.
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- Tap?
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- Slam on them.
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I trust you.
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I need you.
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Shit.
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Okay, we can try it.
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The thing is, I think I kind of
need you too right now.
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There's something
you need to know.
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- Does Reynard
know that you're here?
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- No.
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- Okay, that's good.
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It's important that
we keep up appearances.
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- I know.
I've seen what he can do
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when he's angry.
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- John,
tell her what you told me
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about our lady underground.
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- Reynard's obsessed with her.
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I think they were lovers,
but she left him.
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Everything that he's done
to her followers, to you...
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- it's not random.
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It's to get back at her.
- Yeah.
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- Holy shit.
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- Persephone is
our lady underground.
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- I saw her icons
when I was down there.
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Maybe we can use her
to lure Reynard.
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- Didn't you just say
that she disappeared?
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- Well, we just need
to make Reynard believe
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that it's her.
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If he thinks that she's here,
he'll come.
253
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,394
- Well, okay, and then?
254
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,429
We still don't have a weapon.
255
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,530
- We have him.
256
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,599
- What do you...?
- No, no, no,
257
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,868
we are not killing you
for your power, John.
258
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,336
That's insane.
- Agreed.
259
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,504
Off the table.
260
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,273
What we are gonna do
is teach you magic.
261
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,508
- I'm not a magician.
262
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,010
- No, you're more,
263
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,912
which is why it should be
easy for you to learn.
264
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:11,883
I mean, we don't have the juice
to take Reynard on, but you do.
265
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,088
- Can you tell me again
what the dragon said?
266
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,892
- You know mayakovsky banned me
from seeing Alice for 48 hours?
267
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,027
He said that I am upsetting her.
268
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,562
- Well, he's not exactly wrong.
269
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,030
- Trying to help.
270
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,333
- You did.
Now maybe you can help
271
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,034
by letting it run its course.
- What if she...?
272
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:34,505
- Q, the greatest magician
on earth is watching her.
273
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,975
I know mayakovsky can be
a massive asshole,
274
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:41,446
but he's not gonna actually
let anything happen to her,
275
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:46,417
not after what it cost him
to bring her back.
276
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,987
All right, let's do that.
277
00:14:55,996 --> 00:15:00,098
I know it's hard right now,
but it's gonna be okay.
278
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,933
I think.
279
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,935
Now will you please tell me
what puff the magic dragon
280
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,938
said to you?
281
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:11,009
- "The first portal
is still open."
282
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,446
I thought that might mean
stonehenge.
283
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,017
The kids go there in book three.
284
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,152
- How many times
was that portal open?
285
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,587
- Once.
286
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,024
It's always
some new, unexpected...
287
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:31,062
Except the first one
that they used.
288
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,065
- They went back and forth
through that clock
289
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,433
all summer, right?
290
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,368
- Mm-hmm.
- Until their mother died
291
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,071
and their uncle
sold all their stuff.
292
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,975
- Um, I think I saw it.
293
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,511
At my Yale interview.
294
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:51,015
It was the same one
as the one on the cover.
295
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:55,954
I mean, the guy died.
They... they probably sold it off,
296
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:59,624
but what if, um,
what if the clock I saw
297
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,060
was the clock?
298
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,701
- Why the fuck are you taking
a nap instead of looking for me?
299
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,170
- Margo?
300
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,005
I-I thought you were banished.
301
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:17,108
- No, dumbass, I'm stuck
in the fairy realm.
302
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,411
How can I see you?
303
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,514
- Oh, shit, she must've
mixed in the wrong strain.
304
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,149
We wanted
"bang like happy pandas,"
305
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,118
not "see other worlds."
306
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,454
Never let an amateur
pack your bong, okay?
307
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,256
- Listen, dipshit,
you have to find rafe,
308
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,625
the squirrely little prick
who works for the sloth.
309
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,628
He got me here.
He can get me back.
310
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,629
- You could say "please."
311
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,565
- No, I literally could not.
312
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,033
I'm gonna go find fen.
313
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,136
You find a goddamn way
to get me back.
314
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,105
- Okay.
315
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,106
- Pretty sure this is it.
316
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,574
- Book statue.
317
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,476
Not the most imaginative,
those librarians.
318
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,711
- Yeah, but not stupid.
Look at this cover.
319
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,648
And locked.
320
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,784
I've never seen
anything like this.
321
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,755
- Six-stage vermel
anti-tampering enchantment.
322
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,556
I can crack it.
323
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,802
- Pretty varsity...
324
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,570
For a kid.
325
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,239
- My dad's a good teacher.
326
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,541
- All right,
so who pissed him off?
327
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,643
You're going to a lot of trouble
to get at some of the most
328
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,745
powerful battle magic
in the universe.
329
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,614
Somebody's about to
have a bad day.
330
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,215
- I know it's hard for men
to imagine women
331
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,551
having their own reasons
for doing anything,
332
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,154
but I'm looking for my own book.
333
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,756
I've been hidden away
in a library for the last year.
334
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,659
No TV, no Wi-Fi,
had to find some way
335
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,329
to entertain myself, so
I started reading kanye's book.
336
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,598
By the way,
he's really misunderstood.
337
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,600
Anyway, right in the middle
of a sex scene,
338
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,235
the book just stopped.
339
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,770
- Kanye dies during sex?
340
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,172
- That's the weird part.
341
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,175
There were 20 more pages,
all blank.
342
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,776
It's a glitch, right?
343
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,180
But then, every other book
I checked of somebody alive
344
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,316
right now
ends in 20 blank pages.
345
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,821
The order's known about it
for years... they call it
346
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:13,357
the great blank spot, some kind
of cataclysmic badness.
347
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,126
- Well, what causes it?
348
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,627
- They don't know,
just that it happens soon,
349
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,863
like, weeks.
350
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,867
Torrent downloaded from RARBG
351
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,635
- how is reading
your book gonna help?
352
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,370
- Something happens
that affects the library,
353
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,540
it'll be in a librarian's book,
but right now,
354
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,175
they're moving
all the librarians' books
355
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,611
to the poison room,
including mine.
356
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,813
The order thinks that
once your book is written,
357
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,248
your fate is sealed.
358
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,549
- Well, I've never seen
a book be wrong.
359
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,685
You?
- No, but I saw them
360
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,855
reshelve your book 39 times.
361
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,124
Time loops exist,
then I'm team Sarah Connor:
362
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,558
"No fate but what we make."
363
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,327
- Fine,
I'll grab your book for you.
364
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,795
- I can get it myself.
365
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,830
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're not coming.
366
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,300
How are you gonna get back?
I can't travel anyone with me.
367
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,836
- Think this is my first time
fountain spelunking?
368
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:16,287
- well, fountain didn't
drop us in a lava pit,
369
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,857
so we've got that going for us.
370
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,539
- When they named it
the poison room, how literal
371
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,674
do you think they were being?
372
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,876
- Let's just do this fast.
373
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,178
- Yeah.
374
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:46,918
- Coming in on the weekend.
375
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,187
Now, that is work ethic.
376
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,224
- I was hoping to run into you,
actually.
377
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:57,495
I, uh, have questions,
and I would appreciate
378
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:02,266
some fatherly guidance.
379
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,902
- I'd like that too.
380
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,805
Here.
381
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,641
It struck me that I've missed
a lot of birthdays.
382
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,842
Open it.
383
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,351
N... what is...?
384
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,554
- You went back to the witches.
385
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,855
- Where is she?
386
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,824
Where's my wife?
387
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,995
- Oh, here and there.
388
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,664
I saved you the biggest piece.
389
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,939
are you still trying
to be a good person?
390
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,275
As if there is such a thing.
391
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:48,980
Left alone, you would fight
and fight against your nature.
392
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,350
And you would waste so much
of what you really are.
393
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:57,722
- If you think doing this
is going to turn me into you,
394
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,691
you don't understand
people at all.
395
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,294
- I've been at it a long time.
396
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,663
Well, look at Julia.
397
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,299
I put a tiny black spot
on her soul,
398
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:12,637
and she scrubbed at it so much
she put a hole in it.
399
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,839
She can never go back
to who she is.
400
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,641
Now...
401
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,643
Neither can you.
402
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,049
this is an investment
403
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,718
in our future, son.
404
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,353
Someday,
405
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:34,358
when you've embraced
what you really are,
406
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,994
you'll come find me.
407
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,886
- Can I help you?
408
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:05,990
- Hi, we're looking for a clock.
409
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,359
It belonged to my grandfather.
410
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,896
- The auction website,
it listed this address.
411
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,631
- Auction websites
don't do that.
412
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,032
- Ugh, fine.
413
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,035
We bribed the webmaster.
414
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,705
The clock's got a lot
of sentimental value, so.
415
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,773
- Sorry, there's no clock here.
416
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:26,777
- "The clock was an unremarkable
thing on its surface.
417
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,046
"To keep his mind off
the troubles of war and family,
418
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,917
"Martin set out to repair
its inner workings,"
419
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,721
"and in place
of a mechanical heart..."
420
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,925
- "He found a new world."
421
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,527
That's my favorite chapter
in the book.
422
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,999
- Holy shit,
there are two of you.
423
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,401
- Don't touch that.
- Oh.
424
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,402
- Please, put that down.
425
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,871
- Sorry, okay.
426
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,842
- Is that...?
427
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,746
- A screenplay for the failed
1983 feature film adaptation.
428
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,481
- There was a "fillory" movie?
429
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,816
- No, the studio wouldn't
pay for the talking bears,
430
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,085
so the director,
he quit in protest.
431
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,855
Can I?
432
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,790
- Yeah.
433
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:17,128
- Q, uh, I found grampy's clock.
434
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,096
- Wait, they changed
the chatwins...
435
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,798
- Skateboarding Americans.
436
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,433
I know, a travesty.
437
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,034
And they got Jane
completely wrong.
438
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,905
A girl that timid could never
grow up to be a watcherwoman.
439
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,708
- Okay, real talk, I'll give you
$1,000 for the clock.
440
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,942
- It's a collector's item.
441
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,011
- $20,000.
- It's not for sale.
442
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:38,983
- Wait, the books never said
who the watcherwoman is.
443
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:45,523
- Well, it's...
It's not hard to deduce.
444
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,025
Anyone who's always wearing
a hood is clearly
445
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:51,462
a character you've met before.
446
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,998
- You know, don't you?
447
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,769
That it's all real.
You... you've been to fillory.
448
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,473
Been to fillory.
449
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,475
- Even in fillory
the watcherwoman's identity
450
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:05,743
is a secret.
Who are you?
451
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,045
- Oh, my god, q.
452
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,881
He has horns.
453
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,050
Like Ember, like,
just like Ember.
454
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,885
- What?
455
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,021
- Oh.
456
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:24,128
- Holy shit.
457
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,129
Umber?
458
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,565
- In the flesh.
459
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,636
- Are they in the eye of...
460
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,704
What even is that?
461
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,606
- Lightning storm, huge.
462
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:39,109
Happened every time persephone
ascended from the underworld.
463
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,644
She used to come every spring.
464
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:44,482
Now, decades, no pattern,
no trace.
465
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,852
Except these modern accounts
show four storms stretch across
466
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,187
the entire swath
of Southern Europe,
467
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:53,724
and, smack in the center,
murs, France.
468
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,628
- So we just need
to kick up a light storm,
469
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,597
a few twisters.
- And Reynard will think
470
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,865
our lady is on earth.
471
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,533
He'll come running.
472
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,534
- Yeah.
473
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,272
Are you okay?
474
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:12,176
- I... I need a drink.
475
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,188
- how was spell practice?
476
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,524
- I can barely make a spark.
I thought you said it'd be easy.
477
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,192
- You know, no pressure
or anything...
478
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,095
- do you ever think about
where you'd be if he hadn't...
479
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,297
- raped me?
480
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:38,202
No, I try to focus on who I was.
481
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:42,172
It's getting harder, though.
482
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,808
- Reynard thinks he broke you,
that there's no coming back
483
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,176
from what he did.
484
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,546
Do you think that's true?
485
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,214
- I hope not.
486
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:55,219
- Well, whatever happens,
don't let him be right.
487
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:05,563
I think you should
go get some pizza.
488
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,831
- Okay.
489
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,574
- food run.
490
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:20,711
Listen, I wish we had time
to talk this through,
491
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,880
but ultimately,
I know you'd agree with me.
492
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,316
- What are you talking about?
493
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,918
Ahh, ahh, oh, my wards.
494
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,286
- I'm sorry.
495
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,590
- Why, why are you
doing this to me?
496
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:35,759
- After everything
Julia's been through,
497
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,194
I can't make her do this.
498
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,263
- Do what?
499
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:44,735
- This is very good.
500
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:45,736
Tea?
501
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:49,707
- I don't have time.
502
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:52,209
- Ah, brilliant,
the shortcut there...
503
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,645
- I don't have time.
504
00:26:56,715 --> 00:27:00,184
I understood everything,
and now it's fading like a dream
505
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,686
that you woke me from.
506
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,154
Why can't I do magic?
507
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,823
- You're newborn again.
508
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,625
You must crawl then walk.
509
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,959
- How long?
510
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,761
- What's the rush?
511
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:16,634
- I'm stuck in this...
This oily, disgusting cage,
512
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,936
and i... i can't even fucking see.
I can't do anything.
513
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,838
- On the contrary,
you're finally in a position
514
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,407
to do something interesting.
- Fuck you, what do you know?
515
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:28,646
- I know, as niffin, you care
about nothing but your own mind,
516
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,248
so congratulations,
a perfect life
517
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:35,786
with zero meaning.
Now as human...
518
00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:38,255
- humans are weak
pieces of shit.
519
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:51,435
- Do you know what magic is?
520
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,672
Energy capable of making
this shithole world
521
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:58,375
one fractional speck
less unbearable
522
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:02,446
because we shits
try so fucking hard,
523
00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:06,984
and that... that is not weakness.
Believe me.
524
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:10,254
You don't like this world?
Good, you see its faults.
525
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:15,759
It gives you focus and solitude
to actually fix it.
526
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:24,301
Adderall, to fortify you.
527
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,970
Makes you write like tolstoy.
528
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:30,441
Don't make face.
529
00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,710
Drugs are fun.
530
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:44,922
- Hey, I wasn't sure
what kind you wanted,
531
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,858
so, I don't know, i...
532
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,498
Oh, my god.
533
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,871
- he made... he made me.
534
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,372
- What?
535
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:05,042
- He made me do the ritual.
536
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:07,377
Collect his... his power.
537
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,914
Oh, my god.
538
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:16,320
- Hey, you get yourself
cleaned up,
539
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:19,389
and I'll handle the rest, okay?
540
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,532
- There you are,
you son of a bitch.
541
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,067
Ah.
542
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,845
Sylvia, where are you?
Sylvia!
543
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:42,913
Sylvia, read it
when you get back.
544
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,548
We gotta go.
545
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,518
- You betrayed Ember.
546
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,019
- Well, I wouldn't call it that.
547
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:50,554
I just had no choice.
548
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,389
It was a matter of survival.
549
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,092
A condition of the agreement
I made with Martin chatwin.
550
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:56,994
He had fillory
booby-trapped to the gills.
551
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,562
He was about to fillet me.
552
00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:02,065
- So you faked your own death,
and you moved to Vancouver?
553
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:03,801
- Well, if I had to
leave fillory,
554
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,803
Canada was the obvious
second choice.
555
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:10,007
What is it that
you enjoy about fillory?
556
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:13,844
- Uh... It reminds me of a time
557
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,113
before I realized
how shitty being an adult is.
558
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,848
- And there's opium in the air.
559
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,050
- And how do you feel
about turtles?
560
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,819
- Indifferent, I guess.
561
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,387
- Not a fan.
562
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,823
- Would you sleep easier
knowing that your entire world
563
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,392
rested on the back
of one or several?
564
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,527
- What... why are you asking?
565
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,096
- Because as visitors
to my previous work,
566
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:37,601
you make for an excellent
focus group for my new world.
567
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,571
It's something
I've been building.
568
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:42,472
Testing a few things out.
569
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:45,442
It's more of a pocket world,
really.
570
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,613
I call it Cuba.
571
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,048
- That's already a place.
572
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,416
- Is it?
- Yes.
573
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,984
- You're sure?
- Absolutely sure.
574
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:57,054
- Oh, damn it.
575
00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,857
- Look, this is all
very interesting-ish,
576
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,059
but I have a kingdom to fix.
577
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,435
You were never
meant to fix fillory.
578
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:12,536
- Of course I was.
579
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,904
- No, you were meant
to entertain
580
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:16,573
like some reality TV star.
581
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,243
Oh, Ember must've
found you so boring.
582
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,111
- Boring?
583
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:25,482
- Fillory was created out of
the unification of opposites.
584
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:28,886
Ember is a creature
of entropy and chaos...
585
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,622
- and you have every season
of "law & order" on DVD.
586
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:35,092
- The most perfect show
in creation.
587
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:38,195
When Ember and I were together,
there was balance.
588
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,264
Without me, chaos reigns.
589
00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:42,432
Give up, children of earth.
590
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,501
Fillory cannot be ruled.
591
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,478
- whoa.
592
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,146
Come on.
593
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,048
- Stop worrying about me.
Fucking travel out already.
594
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,683
- Look, I will carry
your ass back by...
595
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,652
- you don't get it!
596
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:06,456
I don't make it
back to the rope.
597
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,225
My book didn't have
a blank spot.
598
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,060
- So what?
599
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,929
What happened to "there's
no fate but what we make"?
600
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,564
- If you carry me back,
you die too, penny.
601
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,166
I read it.
602
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:19,202
Leaving me is the only way
you have a chance.
603
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:30,681
- Penny.
- I got your book.
604
00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:32,249
- What the hell?
605
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,684
Penny?
Oh, my...
606
00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,652
Help!
607
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,554
- Give me good news, rafe.
608
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,090
- Unfortunately, returning
from the fairy realm
609
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,526
is, uh, problematic.
610
00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:46,096
All I have is this tincture
that takes you there.
611
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,631
- Why would I drink this?
612
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,499
Then I'm stuck there
with margo, and you can't
613
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,968
get either of us out.
614
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:52,636
- Prince ess of loria,
your majesty.
615
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,237
- Where's my father?
616
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:56,540
- Hey, I don't think
we've formally met.
617
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,041
- Cut the shit.
618
00:32:58,043 --> 00:33:00,110
I will tear this place apart
if I have to.
619
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:05,983
- So uh, funny story, uh,
your... your dad is actually
620
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,317
a rat person now.
621
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,619
- Do it.
- He's...
622
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,002
- break it down.
623
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,405
- Hakuna matata has failed me.
624
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,479
- It pains me, but I simply
cannot go back to fillory.
625
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:39,583
- So you're just gonna let Ember
turn fillory into a telenovela?
626
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,019
- Well, you don't understand
how he is.
627
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,121
He pitted animals
against each other
628
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:47,224
by offering only the sexiest
the ability to speak.
629
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,027
Centaurs?
Drunk off his chair, obviously.
630
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:53,230
When he gets snacky, he talks
about turning humans into rats.
631
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,033
- Holy shit.
632
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,667
Ember turned everybody
into rats.
633
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,236
- Oh, he finally did it.
634
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,238
That's been on his bucket list
for centuries.
635
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,507
- Ember cock-blocked me.
636
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:06,643
- You are a god of fillory.
637
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,745
Why are you just sitting here
and letting your brother
638
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,147
shit all over it?
639
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,782
You let the beast happen.
640
00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:15,318
You shut out a child
who needed shelter,
641
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,089
and when he became a monster,
you ran.
642
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,258
You hate chaos?
643
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:25,328
Then fix the chaos
that you created.
644
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,202
- You're right.
645
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:35,172
But some mistakes
cannot be repaired.
646
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,641
And from those,
we must move forward.
647
00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,676
And I shall try
to avoid repeating
648
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,846
such mistakes in my new world.
649
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,748
- Fine...
650
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,151
Then give us the clock.
651
00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:50,387
- Why do you care?
652
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,622
Fillory's on its last legs.
653
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:55,692
Everything you've said tells me
Ember is tired of the game.
654
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,161
He's likely to smash the place
like a toddler.
655
00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:01,198
Trust me, that'll be it.
End of fillory.
656
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,833
And don't get sentimental.
657
00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:04,367
- We aren't ready
to walk away yet.
658
00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:06,670
We know you still love fillory.
659
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:10,740
You literally have
every memento to prove it.
660
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,375
If you can't fix it
or won't save it,
661
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:16,179
then let us try.
662
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:18,248
Please.
663
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,751
- You love fillory.
664
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,887
- It's my home.
665
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:30,160
- Then the clock is yours,
your majesty.
666
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:33,363
But heed my warning.
667
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:38,368
Nothing entertains Ember more
than a whimsical death.
668
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:44,841
♪ ♪
669
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,660
- hey.
- Hey.
670
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:07,230
How's penny?
Still alive?
671
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,766
I could've worded that better.
672
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,270
- Yeah.
673
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:15,839
They cleared out
the whole infirmary.
674
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,874
Something about radiation.
675
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,309
- That can't be good.
676
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,911
- And not much I can do about it
right now.
677
00:36:20,913 --> 00:36:23,213
- So you've got time.
678
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:26,283
Kill it with me killing Reynard.
679
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,252
Good news,
found a spell in here.
680
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:32,722
Turns metal objects
into god-piercing weapons.
681
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:37,260
And if it can
be anything, gun, right?
682
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:41,865
But it took everything John
gave us just to make one bullet.
683
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:45,302
- So we've got one shot.
684
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,283
- fall back.
685
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:03,720
Don't inhale the... Smoke...
686
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:24,241
- oh, shit.
687
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,977
Luckily, I'm a pro.
Come on, come on.
688
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:31,314
fen?
689
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:33,783
- Josh, you can see me?
- Fen!
690
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,753
- Josh, help me!
Help me, please, hurry!
691
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,426
- tick, tell my story.
692
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,949
- Well, this is it.
693
00:38:07,352 --> 00:38:09,486
- The sign Reynard's
been waiting for.
694
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,888
Come on out, asshole.
695
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:16,926
Something feels so right about
tricking him with goddess omens.
696
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,028
- Amen.
697
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,362
Let's get scarce.
698
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,930
Let's go.
699
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,981
- I know you're here.
700
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,883
- There he is.
701
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:42,886
- The lightning, the wind...
702
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:45,889
Always were a drama queen.
703
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,926
- I can't get a clear shot.
704
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,599
- go on the other side.
705
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,436
I'll get you a clear shot.
- Kady!
706
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:00,937
- Hey!
707
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:04,474
- I should have known.
708
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,909
Where's Julia?
709
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,978
- Why don't you ask me
where John is?
710
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:12,849
- What did you do?
711
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,984
- Nothing he wasn't asking for.
712
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,620
Hated you so much,
he begged me to kill him.
713
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,022
- You bitch!
714
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,023
You liar!
715
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:34,137
- kady, what...?
716
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:54,591
- it's you.
717
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:58,828
You ignored us,
and now you're here?
718
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,564
All of a sudden?
719
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,700
Why?
720
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:07,103
- To ask you to spare his life.
721
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,571
- I don't understand.
722
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,474
Why do you care?
723
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,676
- He's my son.
724
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,550
- Did you know
what he was doing?
725
00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:26,589
Of course you did.
726
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,758
He raped me.
727
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,860
Your son.
728
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,731
I'd be sobbing
and telling you every detail,
729
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:36,733
but I lost my shade
in the abortion,
730
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:40,870
so you're just gonna have to
take my word for it.
731
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,705
- Let me deal with him.
732
00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,874
- Why would I trust you?
Come the fuck on, lady.
733
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,510
- There are consequences
to killing a god, Julia.
734
00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:50,580
- I lost my friends.
I lost everything.
735
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:54,150
He turned me into a monster.
736
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,719
- You're a survivor.
737
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,925
You're still capable of mercy,
Julia.
738
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:05,562
Don't let him rob you of that.
739
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,773
it's your choice.
740
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:47,904
- I am so disappointed
with what you've done.
741
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:51,841
- You left me.
You left me.
742
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,978
- Well, I am back.
743
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,881
And it's time to go.
744
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:02,051
- No, no!
745
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:07,056
How could you do this after
everything we've been through?
746
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,692
I killed John for this.
747
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,894
- It was the right thing.
748
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,963
- How the hell
would you know that?
749
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,933
- Sorry, kady.
750
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,060
- our lady sent me.
751
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:06,816
- Hey, I'm sorry I hurt you.
752
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,957
I tried to do the right thing.
753
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,729
But I'm not sorry
that you're alive,
754
00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:22,365
and maybe that makes me selfish,
but I...
755
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:27,670
The world's a better place
when you're in it.
756
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,676
Say the word, and I'll stay.
757
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:39,015
If you want me to leave you
alone for a while
758
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:41,784
and figure this out on your own,
I mean, let's face it.
759
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,853
There's probably nothing
that you can't figure out.
760
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,656
You are Alice Quinn.
761
00:43:56,667 --> 00:44:00,169
- okay, so the plan so far is,
762
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,872
find a way to stay in fillory
763
00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,941
and never get banished again.
764
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:08,845
Find a way to stop Ember or
drive him out or, I don't know,
765
00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:11,948
anything but letting him
get so bored he decides
766
00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,717
to just shake the etch a sketch
and end our kingdom,
767
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,886
everyone I care about, and
the well spring in the process.
768
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,889
So, thoughts?
769
00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:22,959
- You're talking about
conquering fillory.
770
00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,761
- For its own good.
771
00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:29,065
- Your plan is the exact same
as the beast's was.
772
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,000
- Shit.
773
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:37,807
Do you got a better idea?
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