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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,058 --> 00:00:03,178 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,915 Alice, whose house is this exactly? 3 00:00:05,035 --> 00:00:07,569 - Alice? - Hi, Dad. 4 00:00:07,604 --> 00:00:10,972 - You know how I feel about Mom. - Fine. Stephanie. 5 00:00:11,008 --> 00:00:12,552 Ugh, I just feel like I'm being pulled back 6 00:00:12,576 --> 00:00:15,110 into this version of me when I was, like, 12 7 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,546 and furious and invisible and mute. 8 00:00:17,581 --> 00:00:19,147 You cure your own hands just fine, 9 00:00:19,183 --> 00:00:21,149 but mine, you can't do a fucking thing about, huh? 10 00:00:21,185 --> 00:00:22,984 There are other options. 11 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:25,454 You can travel to Fillory. 12 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:28,156 Go there, get this. 13 00:00:28,192 --> 00:00:29,524 I'll do what I can. 14 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,494 You may address me as Reynard the Fox. 15 00:00:32,529 --> 00:00:34,329 Reynard is targeting hedges. 16 00:00:34,364 --> 00:00:36,298 There was a girl. Forty years ago, 17 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:39,034 she banished Reynard from Earth. 18 00:00:39,069 --> 00:00:41,870 I still don't know what I'm looking for. 19 00:00:41,905 --> 00:00:45,941 Any sort of strange event or aberration. 20 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:50,278 - The test was positive. - Fuck! 21 00:00:50,314 --> 00:00:51,513 Yeah, so let's just get 22 00:00:51,548 --> 00:00:53,648 this pesky abortion out of the way. 23 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:54,684 Kady! 24 00:00:56,653 --> 00:01:00,055 I'm Bayler, a proud soldier of Fillorians United. 25 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:01,456 I'm not a Fu Fighter anymore. 26 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:03,391 Help us, or I go to your king, 27 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:06,128 and tell him exactly how well I know his wife. 28 00:01:06,163 --> 00:01:07,763 Then I'll tell him myself. 29 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:09,231 What is she doing? 30 00:01:09,266 --> 00:01:10,932 She can't. She'll niffin out. 31 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:16,171 Your turn. 32 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,940 - Quentin says go free. - Alice! 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 34 00:01:44,968 --> 00:01:48,904 Um... 35 00:01:48,939 --> 00:01:51,239 Remind me again what summoning Alice's niffin 36 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:53,875 has to do with the... 37 00:01:53,911 --> 00:01:56,845 tai chi... I mean, ballet. 38 00:02:00,017 --> 00:02:01,950 Ooh. 39 00:02:01,985 --> 00:02:04,052 God, he should never do that move again. 40 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:06,555 It's niffin bait. You have to call to them 41 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:08,256 at their point of their transformation 42 00:02:08,292 --> 00:02:09,491 with something personal. 43 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:11,793 Oh... It's a sex thing. 44 00:02:11,829 --> 00:02:14,796 No, it's Cirque Du Soleil. You know Cirque Du Soleil? 45 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:17,032 You and Alice had sex to Cirque Du Soleil? 46 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:18,907 No, it was something I would do to cheer her up 47 00:02:18,936 --> 00:02:20,702 when she was sad. It made her laugh. 48 00:02:20,737 --> 00:02:22,237 Ugh. 49 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,872 That just made my heart hurt a little. 50 00:02:23,907 --> 00:02:26,908 - Shut up. - I was being sincere. 51 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:28,143 Does he have the box? 52 00:02:28,178 --> 00:02:29,811 I mean, what if this actually works? 53 00:02:29,847 --> 00:02:33,548 Yes, but be warned, he wants to try to reason with her. 54 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,884 She was working on some sort of reversal spell. 55 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,386 He thinks he can somehow finish it. 56 00:02:38,422 --> 00:02:40,822 He's convinced she wants him to. 57 00:02:40,858 --> 00:02:41,890 Oh, Jesus. 58 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:44,326 Okay, I'm starting over. 59 00:02:44,361 --> 00:02:45,894 No, Q, stop. 60 00:02:45,929 --> 00:02:49,397 If Alice was still a niffin... if she was still here... 61 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:51,533 You've been at this an hour. 62 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:55,537 You can't summon her, because she's gone. 63 00:02:55,572 --> 00:02:58,073 It's just I saw her... it felt so real. 64 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:00,342 Why don't we get you back to the castle, huh? 65 00:03:00,377 --> 00:03:02,644 Some rest, some food. 66 00:03:02,679 --> 00:03:05,213 And hey, there's an entire kingdom's-worth 67 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:07,983 of problems to distract you. 68 00:03:08,018 --> 00:03:11,686 We really are beset, and could use your help. 69 00:03:11,722 --> 00:03:14,389 - I hear you, I'm just... - Good, vamanos. 70 00:03:14,424 --> 00:03:16,791 Her memorial is tomorrow. 71 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:19,594 I should go and look her parents in the eye... 72 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:23,365 tell them how she died. 73 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,501 And then... 74 00:03:26,536 --> 00:03:28,169 I'll come back to Fillory, 75 00:03:28,205 --> 00:03:31,606 and I'll be a king. I promise. 76 00:03:31,642 --> 00:03:33,808 Can I trust you with this? No offense, Q, 77 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:36,144 you're a little crazy right now. 78 00:03:36,179 --> 00:03:38,647 Maybe, but yeah. 79 00:04:05,409 --> 00:04:07,442 Ah, the sacrifice. 80 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:09,377 Uh, the plinth is in the backyard. 81 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:11,846 Follow me. Just, uh, watch the rug. 82 00:04:14,351 --> 00:04:16,117 Daniel... 83 00:04:16,153 --> 00:04:19,321 reconfigured the entire house, and still... 84 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:24,726 everywhere I look, I see something that Alice touched. 85 00:04:24,761 --> 00:04:27,662 My children loved me. 86 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:31,032 - I was a good mother. - You were, Stephanie, you were. 87 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,668 - So much better than my mother. - Of cour... 88 00:04:33,704 --> 00:04:35,837 What have I done to deserve this? 89 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:53,154 Um, hi. 90 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,527 Alice? 91 00:05:01,298 --> 00:05:05,533 Alice... 92 00:05:05,569 --> 00:05:07,168 Are you really there? 93 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,377 Okay. 94 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,525 You're kind of freaking me out. 95 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,428 I mean, I love you, but you're very ghost-like right now, so... 96 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:39,467 Okay. 97 00:05:43,306 --> 00:05:45,440 I can't. 98 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:51,513 Okay. 99 00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:55,383 Okay, okay... 100 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,954 No. 101 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:03,691 Eliot and Margo are right. You're... 102 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:06,895 she's gone, and you're a little crazy. 103 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,386 Or not. 104 00:06:55,712 --> 00:06:57,745 Alice. 105 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:13,628 Just don't jump out at me, okay? 106 00:07:26,343 --> 00:07:28,409 Quentin? 107 00:07:28,445 --> 00:07:29,744 Is that you? 108 00:07:29,779 --> 00:07:32,580 Uh, sorry, Mr. Q... or Daniel. Sorry. 109 00:07:32,615 --> 00:07:33,948 Give me a hug. 110 00:07:39,055 --> 00:07:42,023 How on earth did you get into my private study? 111 00:07:42,058 --> 00:07:44,258 Uh... 112 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:46,394 There's, um, something going on. 113 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:54,469 Yeah. 114 00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:55,837 Yeah, got it. 115 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:56,882 Tell them I'm Hannah's daughter, 116 00:07:56,906 --> 00:08:00,007 and this is an emergency. 117 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:04,345 Can you just tell her to call me, please? 118 00:08:04,381 --> 00:08:06,314 - Hey. - Hey. 119 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:09,317 Uh, I mixed up your dose. It's on the counter. 120 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:16,724 To all the heroine I am not taking. 121 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,059 Cheers. 122 00:08:20,063 --> 00:08:21,729 - Mm. - Did you get the pickles? 123 00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:22,864 Yep. 124 00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:31,572 You found something. 125 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:34,409 August 19th, 1976, 7:00 a.m. 126 00:08:34,444 --> 00:08:35,988 An unseasonal hailstorm hit the Northeast. 127 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:37,345 Nothing too crazy, right? 128 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:40,548 An hour later, a tidal wave slammed into Miami. 129 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,617 Hour after that, hurricanes struck both the coasts 130 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,218 of Peru, Chile. 131 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:46,487 I mean, something rippled down the entire hemisphere, 132 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:51,526 and if you follow the chain reaction back to its source... 133 00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:54,095 Hoboken, New Jersey? 134 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,063 Nothing ever starts in Hoboken, New Jersey. 135 00:08:56,099 --> 00:08:59,434 Well, on August 19th, some time before dawn, 136 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,102 this happened. 137 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:03,104 Industrial park burned to the ground. 138 00:09:03,139 --> 00:09:04,972 No one could explain what caused the fire, 139 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:08,676 or why it left one single building standing untouched 140 00:09:08,711 --> 00:09:11,612 with a perfect circle of burn around it. 141 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:17,685 Thank you. 142 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,821 Mm. Mm-hmm. 143 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:20,988 Next. 144 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,438 - Eliot, I need to talk to you. - Oh, thank you. 145 00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:29,063 It's about that Fu Fighter in the dungeon. 146 00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:32,300 What the actual all-encompassing fuck is this? 147 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:34,168 Your majesty, you said you wanted 148 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:37,038 - a unicorn milk latte. - I was joking. 149 00:09:37,073 --> 00:09:38,973 Wait, you milked a unicorn? 150 00:09:41,044 --> 00:09:44,879 So listen, about Bayler... 151 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:48,691 Holy shit, the walking plot twist returns. 152 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,860 - Hi, I need something. - Shocker. 153 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:53,930 Hey, Fen, look who it is. Uncy Penny. 154 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:56,899 That's right, I knocked her up. No big deal. 155 00:09:56,935 --> 00:09:58,534 Uh, congratulations? 156 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:00,247 Like I needed more people calling me daddy, 157 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:03,673 but yes, thanks. We're thrilled. 158 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:04,907 Uh... 159 00:10:04,943 --> 00:10:07,210 Fen, um, could you give us 160 00:10:07,245 --> 00:10:10,379 just like one moment, please? 161 00:10:14,085 --> 00:10:17,553 - Yeah, so I'm here... - I heard... 162 00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:20,957 you heard... 163 00:10:20,992 --> 00:10:22,892 Alice. I know you two were close. 164 00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:24,493 Please shut up. 165 00:10:24,529 --> 00:10:26,529 I am trying to ask if you are okay. 166 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:27,697 Are you okay? 167 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,634 Okay. I need to know 168 00:10:31,669 --> 00:10:34,837 where your Dicranium Scoparium Majorus grows. 169 00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:38,107 Are you having a seizure? 170 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,142 Moss? Why? 171 00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:41,277 Fix my hands. 172 00:10:41,312 --> 00:10:42,656 You got a royal botanist or something? 173 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,347 Oh, well, um, we did, 174 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,250 but apparently he sort of got eaten on the job. 175 00:10:47,285 --> 00:10:49,986 By what? A... a plant? 176 00:10:53,858 --> 00:10:56,792 I hate this place. 177 00:10:56,828 --> 00:11:00,363 Try the royal map-maker. 178 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,398 Love ya. 179 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:07,036 So she's only shown herself to me that I know of. 180 00:11:07,071 --> 00:11:08,415 I don't know. Maybe I'm tuned into 181 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:12,141 her ghost channel or something, or... 182 00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,587 maybe it has something to do with this. 183 00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:14,911 I don't know. 184 00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:17,246 - I believe you. - You do? 185 00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:19,382 I know my daughter. She's trying to protect us. 186 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,517 Seeing her like that would be... 187 00:11:21,552 --> 00:11:24,320 very upsetting for her mother and me, 188 00:11:24,355 --> 00:11:26,989 but she led you to this for a reason. 189 00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:28,891 Uh, Alice called a couple of months ago 190 00:11:28,927 --> 00:11:32,628 about some ghost children trapped in an estate in England. 191 00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:35,164 - The Plover estate. - Yes, yes, that's the one. 192 00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:37,366 I was delighted to help. Got a hold of this, 193 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:40,469 planned to give it to her when she had the time to visit, 194 00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:42,438 but then... 195 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:48,678 Well, anyway, you see the ancients had 196 00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:53,482 many ways of dealing with ghosts out of necessity back then. 197 00:11:53,518 --> 00:11:56,986 Alice's Ka, her soul, 198 00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:58,754 is not at rest, but it can be. 199 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:03,559 Now, one ancient civilization that really mastered 200 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:07,229 the whole getting-one's- soul-to-rest thing... 201 00:12:07,265 --> 00:12:09,966 The Egyptians. 202 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:13,769 Wait, are you seeing that Alice wants us to build... 203 00:12:13,805 --> 00:12:15,972 Ecce. 204 00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:18,140 In pyramis. 205 00:12:20,611 --> 00:12:22,311 Oh, my God. 206 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:23,512 What's going on? 207 00:12:23,548 --> 00:12:25,881 Just another day in the office? 208 00:12:31,956 --> 00:12:34,924 Your majesties, the much-venerated Emissaries 209 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,559 of our neighbors to the north. 210 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:40,663 I present Prince Ess of Loria. 211 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,100 I'm sorry... 212 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,002 Princess? 213 00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:48,671 Please, call me Ess. 214 00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,439 Prince Ess. 215 00:12:50,475 --> 00:12:54,176 Oh, my God. Fuck your parents, dude. 216 00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:55,344 We got a problem. 217 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,523 You guys have been fucking shit up 218 00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:58,314 - for over half a century. - Okay. 219 00:12:58,349 --> 00:13:00,049 - This is how Lorians talk? - And look... 220 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:01,517 The Prince speaks fluent Earth. 221 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:06,522 Rumor has it his mother is from, uh, Cincinn-ah-ti. 222 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,758 Until The Beast drained the Wellspring. 223 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,627 And then... oh, yeah... 224 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:13,229 you jokers let Ember take a dump... 225 00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:15,531 Get to your point. 226 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,867 Loria depends on the Wellspring's tributaries, 227 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:19,769 but now their magic's jacked. Not enough. 228 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:23,272 Crops, rivers, entire species are affected. 229 00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,640 - You dicked us over. - No. 230 00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:26,642 We're trying to fix it, so... 231 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,477 Great, then this should be easy. 232 00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:31,414 I'm here to propose a treaty between our two kingdoms. 233 00:13:31,449 --> 00:13:34,150 A 50/50 split of the Wellspring. 234 00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:35,751 And to seal the alliance, 235 00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:40,289 I, Crown Prince of Loria, offer my hand in marriage 236 00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:44,393 to the Virgin Queen Margo. 237 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,929 Um... okay. 238 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:50,533 - Did he just call me a virgin? - Bambi, please, let me. 239 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,436 Ess, thank you. 240 00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:56,038 We will consider your generous offer. 241 00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,474 - No, we will not. - Margo, please. 242 00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:02,111 Listen, Princess, I'm not a sharer, 243 00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:05,614 so why don't you walk yourself and your un-ironic furs 244 00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,944 out of my castle? 245 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,119 All right then. 246 00:14:10,154 --> 00:14:14,356 Plan B. Ilario! 247 00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:17,193 - Seriously? A wand? - Guards! 248 00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:23,043 Listen, I'm friends with the High King, okay? 249 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,745 I'll make it worth your while if you just show me 250 00:14:24,769 --> 00:14:27,603 - where the goddamn moss grows. - I told you, 251 00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:29,305 I'll draw your map for you next Thurs... 252 00:14:34,912 --> 00:14:36,779 Shit. 253 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,573 Oh, this is bad. 254 00:14:46,608 --> 00:14:48,875 This is very bad. 255 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,180 Are you fucking kidding me? 256 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:54,759 Do you understand that castle's full of people? 257 00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:56,761 Do you understand there isn't a single accurate map 258 00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,452 of this entire place now? 259 00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:06,326 What the... 260 00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:09,696 Shit is radioactive. 261 00:15:09,732 --> 00:15:13,633 Your majesties, welcome to Loria. 262 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,547 You kidnapped our castle? 263 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,082 I'll put it back, 264 00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:31,718 as soon as you come around to my offer. 265 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,020 So many hostages. 266 00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:35,689 I wouldn't try anything if I were you. 267 00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,158 Guards? Dungeon. 268 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:42,462 The rest of you, hang here. 269 00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:44,698 Shit. 270 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,199 - Shit. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 271 00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:48,135 I'll jump in the doppel-banger, 272 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,237 - and I'll find someone who can... - What? 273 00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:51,972 - Travel here and help? - Yes. 274 00:15:52,007 --> 00:15:54,841 Q took the button to some godforsaken 'burb. 275 00:15:54,877 --> 00:15:56,977 No, you're not leaving me in a castle 276 00:15:57,012 --> 00:15:58,089 full of barbarian frat bros. 277 00:15:58,113 --> 00:15:59,346 Okay, fine, 278 00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:00,914 but while we're talking about them, 279 00:16:00,949 --> 00:16:02,360 you could've been a little diplomatic. 280 00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:05,519 By agreeing to marry a complete stranger on the spot? 281 00:16:05,554 --> 00:16:07,154 I did it. 282 00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:09,356 That was different. 283 00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,425 You're right, this would only really be equivalent 284 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,661 if Ess was a girl, and you found pussy, you know, 285 00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,531 interesting in a sometimes- you-like-Thai-food kinda way, 286 00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:20,801 and now it's all Thai food forever till you die. 287 00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:23,136 No, he's a man, 288 00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,372 who seems arrogant and entitled 289 00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:27,441 and unclear on the concept of consent. 290 00:16:27,476 --> 00:16:31,344 I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong. 291 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,281 Look, I'm not saying do it. It's just... 292 00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:37,017 You're a queen. I'm a king. 293 00:16:37,052 --> 00:16:38,852 We don't necessarily marry for love. 294 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:41,688 It's part of the job. 295 00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:43,623 Fine, I'll talk to him, 296 00:16:43,659 --> 00:16:48,061 but only to negotiate us out of this epic clusterfuck. 297 00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:51,098 I'm staying a virgin. 298 00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:54,801 40 years ago, everything burned down 299 00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:58,271 except this building. 300 00:16:58,307 --> 00:16:59,639 Wait a minute. 301 00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,475 Here. 302 00:17:11,887 --> 00:17:13,220 Okay. 303 00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:19,392 No way is this sigil 40 years old. 304 00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:21,862 I mean, hardly anything stays hot that long. 305 00:17:21,897 --> 00:17:24,197 Yeah, except blood. Human blood. 306 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,233 And if that's what it is, it's the DNA of 307 00:17:26,268 --> 00:17:29,736 whoever cast the banishing, so let's hope, right? 308 00:17:29,771 --> 00:17:30,871 Yeah. 309 00:17:49,658 --> 00:17:52,626 - How long does it take? - It should work right away. 310 00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:54,227 It's been decades. 311 00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:56,997 I mean, whoever did the banishing could be dead by now. 312 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,633 They're... they're probably dead. 313 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,906 Oh, shit, it's her. 314 00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:08,074 It... it's my mom's contact. 315 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,809 Okay, hey, head home, wait, okay? 316 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:11,044 I gotta go. 317 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,146 She can help with the baby situation. 318 00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:16,316 Hello? 319 00:18:22,524 --> 00:18:26,026 The "pyramides" of Giza provide an excellent blueprint... 320 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,662 specifically, the one Khufu built to house 321 00:18:28,697 --> 00:18:32,832 the soul of his son, Kawab, valiantly slain in battle. 322 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,734 Yes, here. 323 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:38,471 Quentin, let's, uh... 324 00:18:38,507 --> 00:18:42,609 let's not bring Stephanie into this just yet. 325 00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:44,678 It's too much for her. 326 00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:52,452 Listen, Daniel, I thought maybe you'd wanna hear about 327 00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:55,188 - what happened to Alice. - Uh, no... 328 00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:58,225 A blood relative must coax the spirit 329 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:01,695 with a bit of mirror magic. 330 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,496 Look into the mirror, 331 00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:07,334 paint a True Image of the deceased with my words. 332 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,238 But first... 333 00:19:17,012 --> 00:19:19,412 Uh, Quentin, 334 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:22,048 uh, you go up, hang the mirror. 335 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:26,519 Oh, and... and, uh, first, uh, memorize this. 336 00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:29,322 - Recite it when you're up there. - Oh, this looks like Arabic, 337 00:19:29,358 --> 00:19:32,692 - but not... - Yes, uh, Egyptian Arabic. Eh? 338 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:33,960 Okay... 339 00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:36,429 Well, my Egyptian Arabic is a little rusty. 340 00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:38,665 No, you'll... you'll be fine. Just whatever you do, 341 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,068 don't let the mirror shatter. I've already enchanted it. 342 00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:46,206 Now, we've only got one shot. 343 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:47,585 Well, then Daniel, I think that you should do it. 344 00:19:47,609 --> 00:19:49,309 - You... you do it. - No. 345 00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:50,655 I mean, if that's important, and we only have one shot... 346 00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:55,115 Now Q... Quentin, please, just... you. 347 00:19:58,186 --> 00:20:01,087 Yeah. 348 00:20:01,123 --> 00:20:03,256 Give me a minute with this. 349 00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:22,542 Oh, my God. 350 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,511 There you are. 351 00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:53,239 Who are you? 352 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,843 Why did you follow me? 353 00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:58,578 Hi. 354 00:20:58,613 --> 00:21:01,748 My name is Julia. I need your help. 355 00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:05,151 It's Reynard. He's back. 356 00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:09,656 - How? - I... 357 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:12,826 Look, it's a long story. It was a mistake. 358 00:21:15,097 --> 00:21:17,130 - He hurt you too, didn't he? - Okay, I'm sorry. 359 00:21:17,165 --> 00:21:18,932 I'm... I... I... I cannot help you. 360 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:22,035 What? Wait, I am pregnant. 361 00:21:27,609 --> 00:21:29,342 - He... - Don't worry, 362 00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,910 the thing will never be born. 363 00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:32,846 I don't care if I have to jump off a building. 364 00:21:32,881 --> 00:21:35,315 But I cannot let him do this to another woman. 365 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,916 You banished him once. 366 00:21:36,952 --> 00:21:39,819 All I am asking is for you to teach me how to do it. 367 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,826 I think you better come inside. 368 00:22:04,016 --> 00:22:05,783 Oh, shit. 369 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:19,462 Well... Alanis Morissette. 370 00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:23,212 - Alice loved that cat. - Okay, but why... 371 00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:25,583 I've always had a terrible fear of heights. 372 00:22:25,608 --> 00:22:27,681 One day, Alanis Morissette got stuck on the roof. 373 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:29,883 Alice begged me to get her down, but I couldn't, 374 00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:32,886 and honestly, I... I yelled at her, 375 00:22:32,921 --> 00:22:34,521 because sometimes that is what one does 376 00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:37,428 when one is ashamed. And the cat... 377 00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:40,561 did not end well. 378 00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:45,499 I don't know if Alice ever forgave me 379 00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:48,669 for not being brave enough. 380 00:22:50,906 --> 00:22:53,206 Maybe she will now. 381 00:22:53,242 --> 00:22:55,542 No, Daniel, you don't have to do that. 382 00:22:55,577 --> 00:22:57,444 Look, I can do it. 383 00:22:57,479 --> 00:23:00,180 No, I can do it. 384 00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:02,315 For Alice. 385 00:23:15,497 --> 00:23:17,431 Voila. Oh... 386 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:18,532 Whoa. 387 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:20,333 Daniel. 388 00:23:23,772 --> 00:23:25,539 Yeah, right? 389 00:23:25,574 --> 00:23:27,941 - And then they came across. - Whoo. 390 00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:30,911 Hey! 391 00:23:30,946 --> 00:23:33,880 Are you kidding me? 392 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:37,851 Rhaffat jaras. Jaras! 393 00:23:41,056 --> 00:23:44,958 So... when's the wedding? 394 00:23:44,993 --> 00:23:47,728 If we forgo the marriage, 395 00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:50,297 I'm willing to grant you periodic access 396 00:23:50,332 --> 00:23:51,332 to the Wellspring... 397 00:23:51,366 --> 00:23:53,567 You think this is a negotiation? 398 00:23:53,602 --> 00:23:57,337 No marriage, no treaty... 399 00:23:57,372 --> 00:23:59,239 no castle back. 400 00:23:59,274 --> 00:24:02,375 Okay, Conan, let me explain to you 401 00:24:02,411 --> 00:24:03,621 how marriage works where I come from. 402 00:24:03,645 --> 00:24:06,012 Oh, spare me. I know. 403 00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:08,181 My mother shipped me off to Exeter when I was 16. 404 00:24:08,217 --> 00:24:09,649 You? 405 00:24:09,685 --> 00:24:11,885 Fancy New England boarding school? 406 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,386 Had a dorm full of future senators 407 00:24:13,422 --> 00:24:15,856 convinced I was an exchange student from Iceland. 408 00:24:15,891 --> 00:24:17,457 Point is I get it. 409 00:24:17,493 --> 00:24:19,993 I'm shockingly progressive for a Lorian. 410 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:22,295 We get married, I'd still let you speak in public. 411 00:24:22,331 --> 00:24:24,175 - I'd make sure that you... - Jesus, I'm not marrying you. 412 00:24:24,199 --> 00:24:25,832 You think I wanna marry a virgin? 413 00:24:25,868 --> 00:24:28,401 - This is purely political. - Oh, my God. 414 00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:30,771 I'm not a virgin. 415 00:24:32,207 --> 00:24:35,308 Look, I've had the best in Loria, 416 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:38,378 - and Lorians are the best... - Hm. 417 00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:40,180 So either way... 418 00:24:40,215 --> 00:24:43,984 you're a virgin to me, sweetheart. 419 00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:47,521 I'm not your sweetheart, 420 00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:50,690 and I'm certain that I can bang circles 421 00:24:50,726 --> 00:24:53,894 around your boring little Lorian hoes, 422 00:24:53,929 --> 00:24:56,930 'cause I'm a very smart, 423 00:24:56,965 --> 00:24:59,966 very liberated woman, 424 00:25:00,002 --> 00:25:03,670 and when I set my mind to something, 425 00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:07,507 I master it. 426 00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:10,443 And you've mastered what? 427 00:25:10,479 --> 00:25:12,546 Never touching a man? 428 00:25:12,581 --> 00:25:15,715 Not touching, touching... 429 00:25:17,686 --> 00:25:20,654 I'm good at both. 430 00:25:20,689 --> 00:25:23,290 Oh, you want me to stop? 431 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:30,864 Say it, or I'll stop. 432 00:25:30,899 --> 00:25:32,866 Don't stop. 433 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:35,202 Beg me. 434 00:25:35,237 --> 00:25:36,369 I like you. 435 00:25:38,774 --> 00:25:40,819 So you waited until now to tell me about you and Bayler? 436 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:43,254 I've been trying to tell you. It's been a little insane today. 437 00:25:43,278 --> 00:25:44,856 I'm not trying to keep secrets from you. 438 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,682 That's my point. Eliot, please understand. 439 00:25:48,717 --> 00:25:50,750 I had a life before you came. 440 00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:53,353 I had no idea if you even would come. 441 00:25:53,388 --> 00:25:57,190 Fillory is my home, and I care about it. 442 00:25:57,226 --> 00:26:00,026 - So you became a terrorist? - We're not violent. 443 00:26:00,062 --> 00:26:02,896 I'd call your ex-boyfriend trying to strangle me 444 00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:06,833 - a little bit violent! - He's not my... 445 00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,301 We were close, yes, 446 00:26:08,337 --> 00:26:11,037 but hurting people was never the plan. 447 00:26:11,073 --> 00:26:13,840 - I have no idea who you are. - I'm your wife. 448 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,154 - Because your father made you. - I could've walked out of here 449 00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:19,379 - a long time ago. - Then why didn't you? 450 00:26:19,414 --> 00:26:21,326 If you hate us so much... if you hate me so much... 451 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:23,083 - why didn't you? - Because I don't. 452 00:26:23,118 --> 00:26:25,252 I believe in you. You think I stayed, 453 00:26:25,287 --> 00:26:28,388 because you're just so deeply attracted to me? 454 00:26:28,423 --> 00:26:31,892 I am a realist who wants you to succeed. 455 00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:33,460 I want us to. 456 00:26:36,999 --> 00:26:38,932 So what am I supposed to do 457 00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:41,368 with your good friend in the dungeon, huh? 458 00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:43,970 You should keep him there. I don't think you can trust him. 459 00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:46,006 Do you think I can trust you? 460 00:26:52,314 --> 00:26:53,546 I was 21. 461 00:26:53,582 --> 00:26:56,182 It didn't seem so crazy back then to think 462 00:26:56,218 --> 00:26:59,252 I could summon the goddess, do good. 463 00:26:59,288 --> 00:27:01,254 Yeah, that's what I wanted too. 464 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,757 I couldn't get rid of the baby either. 465 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:05,859 What? 466 00:27:05,894 --> 00:27:08,161 I wasn't the only one he raped that night, 467 00:27:08,196 --> 00:27:11,031 but I was the only one who got pregnant. 468 00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:14,200 - So what did you do? - I tried everything. 469 00:27:14,236 --> 00:27:17,103 I even thought about killing myself, 470 00:27:17,139 --> 00:27:18,738 but I couldn't go through with it. 471 00:27:18,774 --> 00:27:21,841 You had it? 472 00:27:21,877 --> 00:27:23,610 I'd rather die. 473 00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:31,217 I want to help you, Julia. 474 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:34,955 I can't banish Reynard again... 475 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:38,124 but you can. 476 00:27:50,706 --> 00:27:51,972 Where's your cat? 477 00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:54,674 Oh, he's around here somewhere. 478 00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:56,609 Come on. 479 00:27:56,645 --> 00:27:58,545 Follow me. 480 00:28:08,757 --> 00:28:10,590 You just wait right here, honey. 481 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:13,293 So sorry about this. 482 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:29,105 Late, Ms. Hansen. 483 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,611 Sit, you have ten minutes to complete your midterm. 484 00:28:31,731 --> 00:28:34,176 Midterm? 485 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:37,506 But... but I haven't studied. 486 00:28:37,768 --> 00:28:42,251 Even I studied, and I'm dead. 487 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:45,254 Forgot your clothes too? Typical. 488 00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:51,861 Margo? Hey... whoa! 489 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,629 - I swear I was gonna study. - What? 490 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,566 No, no, it's... it's me. It's actually me. 491 00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:58,397 Oh, God. 492 00:28:58,798 --> 00:29:00,197 Oh, God, I'm asleep. 493 00:29:00,232 --> 00:29:01,999 Uh, yeah, you must not be in imminent danger 494 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:04,067 if you're napping, wherever you are. 495 00:29:04,103 --> 00:29:06,203 Kidnapped, along with the entire castle. 496 00:29:06,238 --> 00:29:07,478 Yeah, I know, there's a crater. 497 00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:09,840 - Where are you? - Loria. 498 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,377 Some canyon with these purple-ish rock things. 499 00:29:13,412 --> 00:29:15,879 - Rock things? What... - Dicks, okay? 500 00:29:15,915 --> 00:29:17,614 They look like dicks. 501 00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:19,750 Uh, full-sail or half? 502 00:29:19,785 --> 00:29:22,419 Honestly, it's a variety pack out there. 503 00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:25,856 Okay, uh, I got it. I'll find you. 504 00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:30,093 And Penny, if you ever tell anyone you saw this... 505 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:31,628 Ooh... oh, no-no-no-no-no, I'd never. 506 00:29:31,664 --> 00:29:35,833 I, uh... I'd much rather have you owe me huge. 507 00:29:53,118 --> 00:29:56,119 Scouring the room for a weapon? 508 00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:59,389 You have a look in your eyes, that's all. 509 00:29:59,425 --> 00:30:01,191 It's called resting bitch face. 510 00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:14,538 The Cock Barrens of Loria. 511 00:30:14,573 --> 00:30:18,475 Okay. Show me where. 512 00:30:22,581 --> 00:30:25,249 There. Right there. 513 00:30:26,886 --> 00:30:31,221 Look, I know this isn't gonna make anything any better. 514 00:30:33,526 --> 00:30:35,893 I want you know that Alice died a hero. 515 00:30:35,928 --> 00:30:40,163 It's funny... these stories we tell, hmm? 516 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,611 You'd rather break both of your legs 517 00:30:42,635 --> 00:30:44,801 than have a conversation with me about this. 518 00:30:44,837 --> 00:30:48,972 I can't stand to think about it. 519 00:30:49,008 --> 00:30:50,307 Do me a favor, 520 00:30:50,342 --> 00:30:54,177 get me a tall glass of whatever looks strongest. 521 00:30:54,213 --> 00:30:55,946 You're on a lot of painkillers. 522 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:59,149 My daughter is dead. 523 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,899 Let me guess... 524 00:31:15,935 --> 00:31:18,302 - God. - My husband said, 525 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:22,472 "Don't bother me, because I'm too crazy right now." 526 00:31:25,244 --> 00:31:26,743 Come on. 527 00:31:26,779 --> 00:31:29,713 We gonna finish this or what? 528 00:31:29,748 --> 00:31:31,815 Yeah. 529 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:51,602 What... what are... 530 00:31:51,637 --> 00:31:54,137 What is that? 531 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:57,007 Don't be scared. 532 00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,675 I don't know what you want from me, okay? 533 00:31:58,711 --> 00:32:02,879 'Kay. I want you to start by understanding something, 534 00:32:02,915 --> 00:32:07,017 and I... I... I don't expect you to like the idea of this, 535 00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:08,518 but you're going to have that baby. 536 00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,786 What? 537 00:32:09,822 --> 00:32:14,024 - What the... that is insane. - Believe me, I know, 538 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,960 but that little demigod growing inside of you 539 00:32:16,996 --> 00:32:19,563 is like a tiny nuclear reactor. 540 00:32:19,598 --> 00:32:22,833 You have one chance to harness that power 541 00:32:22,868 --> 00:32:24,501 when you give birth. 542 00:32:24,536 --> 00:32:27,137 - Then I don't want that power. - Yes, you do, 543 00:32:27,172 --> 00:32:29,139 because that's how I banished Reynard, 544 00:32:29,174 --> 00:32:30,907 and that's how you'll do it too, 545 00:32:30,943 --> 00:32:33,610 while in labor with his child. 546 00:32:33,646 --> 00:32:36,880 No! 547 00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,650 Not your choice anymore. 548 00:32:48,961 --> 00:32:50,494 Thank you. 549 00:32:50,529 --> 00:32:53,730 Kady, they may be able to help your friend with her problem, 550 00:32:53,766 --> 00:32:56,767 but listen, I would never ever do business with them 551 00:32:56,802 --> 00:32:58,502 if I had a choice. 552 00:32:58,537 --> 00:33:01,371 Be careful with people like this, Maminke. 553 00:33:01,407 --> 00:33:04,541 You don't want to wind up like your mother. 554 00:33:06,679 --> 00:33:07,978 Thanks. 555 00:33:16,422 --> 00:33:18,955 This is Julia. Leave a message. 556 00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:19,991 Shit. 557 00:33:26,218 --> 00:33:28,218 This place is warded up the ass. 558 00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:43,600 Shit. 559 00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:54,576 Um, thank you? 560 00:33:56,181 --> 00:33:58,949 You're trapped here too, aren't you? 561 00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:29,312 So if... if I had this baby, would it be like... 562 00:34:29,348 --> 00:34:32,883 That's not my baby. 563 00:34:32,918 --> 00:34:35,886 - That's my Haxenpaxen. - What? 564 00:34:35,921 --> 00:34:38,955 My Haxenpaxen. I caught it. 565 00:34:38,991 --> 00:34:41,758 Smells unfortunate, but just imagine 566 00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:43,894 what it's giving off magically. 567 00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:46,096 Not even a trickster can find us. 568 00:34:46,131 --> 00:34:48,765 We're invisible while we're near him. 569 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,034 Do have to occasionally stock up on food 570 00:34:51,069 --> 00:34:53,904 and kitty litter, though. 571 00:34:53,939 --> 00:34:57,274 How you found me, I suppose. 572 00:34:57,309 --> 00:35:01,111 - So if that's not your child... - My child is safe. 573 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:03,213 He'll never know who he really is. 574 00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:06,850 He doesn't even know who I am. I made sure of it. 575 00:35:06,885 --> 00:35:08,585 It's for the best. 576 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,588 He's a good man, Julia. 577 00:35:11,623 --> 00:35:13,757 An influential man. 578 00:35:48,694 --> 00:35:50,026 Kady! 579 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,430 Your magic is no good here. 580 00:35:53,465 --> 00:35:56,666 Oh! 581 00:35:56,702 --> 00:35:57,834 What? 582 00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:03,006 Oh, God, what's with Stink-master Flash? 583 00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:05,842 Free him too. He's coming with us. 584 00:36:10,782 --> 00:36:13,883 Must've been some negotiation. 585 00:36:13,919 --> 00:36:16,052 Say I did marry him... 586 00:36:16,088 --> 00:36:20,323 - say I... - Stop, forget what I said. 587 00:36:20,359 --> 00:36:25,662 This whole marriage thing is absurd. 588 00:36:25,697 --> 00:36:28,498 You have no idea who the other person is. 589 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,667 - It's dangerous. - If it's that bad, 590 00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:33,103 - have her killed. - I can't. 591 00:36:33,138 --> 00:36:35,338 We just made a human together. 592 00:36:35,374 --> 00:36:38,074 And the worst is between the whole lying back 593 00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:40,644 and thinking of Fillory, 594 00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:44,047 I started to actually like her. 595 00:36:44,082 --> 00:36:47,751 El, what's going on? 596 00:36:47,786 --> 00:36:50,820 One life-altering crisis at a time. 597 00:36:50,856 --> 00:36:52,822 What do you wanna do about the princess? 598 00:36:52,858 --> 00:36:54,557 It's your choice. 599 00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:56,526 I just want what's best for you. 600 00:37:02,134 --> 00:37:03,366 Hey! 601 00:37:03,402 --> 00:37:06,569 I went to the exact spot. No castle... nothing there. 602 00:37:06,605 --> 00:37:09,072 - It has to be some other dongs. - There are no more dongs. 603 00:37:09,107 --> 00:37:11,374 That's the only spot the castle could be. 604 00:37:11,410 --> 00:37:13,276 Yeah, well, it doesn't make any sense unless... 605 00:37:22,421 --> 00:37:27,157 God, please don't let me be wrong about this. 606 00:37:27,192 --> 00:37:29,159 You guys have been so royally fucked with. 607 00:37:29,194 --> 00:37:32,462 You won't believe where you've been this whole time. 608 00:37:34,499 --> 00:37:37,467 Okay. 609 00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:39,169 Now you only get one shot, okay? 610 00:37:39,204 --> 00:37:43,006 So remember, you have to tell the truth. 611 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,041 I've got this, Quentin. 612 00:37:45,077 --> 00:37:47,343 - Relax. - Okay. 613 00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:53,650 Oh... 614 00:37:53,685 --> 00:37:55,385 Alice... 615 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:59,389 she needed a strong female role model. 616 00:37:59,424 --> 00:38:03,993 She was so lucky to have me for that. 617 00:38:04,029 --> 00:38:05,995 You have to tell the truth. 618 00:38:06,031 --> 00:38:09,699 But that is the truth. 619 00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:12,736 Alice was complicated. 620 00:38:12,771 --> 00:38:14,804 She never figured out how to be a woman. 621 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,006 That's not the truth... not for Alice. 622 00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:20,043 Don't be ridiculous. This is just Alice 623 00:38:20,078 --> 00:38:21,911 up to her usual tricks. 624 00:38:21,947 --> 00:38:23,880 She was always so hard on me. 625 00:38:23,915 --> 00:38:25,315 This is not about you. 626 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,183 Will you just for once in your life 627 00:38:27,219 --> 00:38:29,018 put yourself in your daughter's shoes? 628 00:38:29,054 --> 00:38:33,123 What do you want me to say? 629 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,895 That I never understood her? 630 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:45,301 And that I never really tried? 631 00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:53,643 I didn't know having a daughter would be this hard. 632 00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:55,912 I resented her sometimes. 633 00:38:55,947 --> 00:38:59,251 I... 634 00:38:59,276 --> 00:39:01,486 - I j... I just need a minute. - No. 635 00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:03,430 - I... - No. 636 00:39:03,455 --> 00:39:06,153 Come on, we've gotta finish it. Stephanie! 637 00:39:07,392 --> 00:39:10,293 Ugh. 638 00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:18,638 Idiot. 639 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,061 I cast a niffin summoning and you didn't come. 640 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,544 How? Why? 641 00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:29,979 You're wrong. 642 00:39:30,014 --> 00:39:33,115 I was right there. 643 00:39:33,151 --> 00:39:35,418 Oh, Quentin. 644 00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:37,953 We're gonna have so much fun, 645 00:39:37,989 --> 00:39:41,424 just like we did with my parents. 646 00:39:42,994 --> 00:39:46,295 I killed you. My cacodemon... 647 00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:49,365 Your cacodemon wasn't powerful enough to kill me. 648 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,368 It tried, but when it saw that it couldn't win... 649 00:39:52,403 --> 00:39:56,572 well, let's just say it stuffed me in a place most convenient. 650 00:39:56,607 --> 00:39:59,575 That stupid tattoo trap on your back. 651 00:40:01,612 --> 00:40:05,214 We're stuck with each other. 652 00:40:06,818 --> 00:40:08,751 Oh, God. 653 00:40:13,257 --> 00:40:17,893 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 654 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,241 Oh! Oh, God. 655 00:40:32,276 --> 00:40:36,112 Too slow. Sorry. 656 00:40:36,147 --> 00:40:39,215 Dana... in the flesh. 657 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,416 I'd heard you were dead. 658 00:40:40,451 --> 00:40:42,618 You hid well. I'm impressed. 659 00:40:42,653 --> 00:40:45,688 What happened? You slipped up. 660 00:40:49,494 --> 00:40:53,395 I think you have some apologizing to do. 661 00:40:53,431 --> 00:40:55,931 Don't you? 662 00:41:05,943 --> 00:41:08,144 I have reached my decision. 663 00:41:08,179 --> 00:41:10,880 I will marry the Prince of Loria, 664 00:41:10,915 --> 00:41:13,115 on one condition. 665 00:41:13,151 --> 00:41:16,786 I want a tour of his kingdom right now. 666 00:41:18,456 --> 00:41:20,890 Wedding first, then a tour. 667 00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:31,233 Last tree, and done. 668 00:41:35,706 --> 00:41:37,273 Oh, no. 669 00:41:37,308 --> 00:41:40,309 No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. 670 00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:43,179 This is the worst day of my life. 671 00:41:43,214 --> 00:41:45,915 I know, right? Crazy illusion magic. 672 00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:50,920 So, hey, what do you think about making that... 673 00:41:50,955 --> 00:41:53,422 Map. 674 00:41:53,457 --> 00:41:55,891 - You drew it for me. - Yes. 675 00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:59,795 I made an exception. 676 00:41:59,831 --> 00:42:01,297 Thank you. 677 00:42:03,801 --> 00:42:06,869 - You're still batshit crazy, man. - I heard that. 678 00:42:09,173 --> 00:42:10,773 Margo, please. 679 00:42:10,808 --> 00:42:13,576 - You fucked with us. - Mm-hmm, yes, he did. 680 00:42:13,611 --> 00:42:16,679 - You fucked with our castle. - Amen, sister. 681 00:42:16,714 --> 00:42:18,914 And now we're gonna put our Jimmy Choos 682 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:22,451 so far up your ass, you're gonna taste next season. 683 00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:25,221 Exactly, whatever that means. 684 00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:27,456 Because the High King and I 685 00:42:27,491 --> 00:42:31,093 hereby declare war on the kingdom of Loria. 686 00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:33,157 Yes! 687 00:42:33,508 --> 00:42:35,703 Wait... 688 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:38,100 Really? 688 00:42:39,305 --> 00:42:45,327 Professional Translation Services www.gts-translation.com 48465

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