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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:20,782 Welcome to my fm, my music. 2 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,323 I am Royce chan. 3 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,036 Today's weather forecast is sunny. 4 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:26,208 The highest temperature will be 23 degrees celsius. 5 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:27,934 The lowest temperature will be 17 degrees celsius. 6 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:30,449 The relative humidity will be 63%. 7 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:33,332 The royal observatory advises citizens to be in a happy mood. 8 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,947 But if you are affected by the change of weather... 9 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,706 And causes endocrine disorders 10 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:42,197 or, the stop or the disorder heart beat causes sudden change... 11 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,434 For example, you discovered yesterday was the birthday of your wife or girlfriend... 12 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:49,030 Or, it was any anniversary like marriage, dating... 13 00:00:49,292 --> 00:00:51,829 Or, it was the birthday of your girlfriend's best friend. 14 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,575 The royal observatory advises you to be precautious. 15 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:58,617 Most important is to mind human security 16 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,184 in order to handle the most horrible 17 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:02,199 as well as most terrible ambush. 18 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,809 The government advises all citizens to stand up, 19 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,633 participate in the trainings of self defence. 20 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,184 Therefore, we recommend the most powerful 21 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,496 and most popular kung-fu of the world, wing chun. 22 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,706 The weather report ends. 23 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,415 Dad, you are home! Daddy. 24 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,583 Understand. 25 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,990 Thank you, dad! 26 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,373 Okay, let's go. 27 00:01:58,042 --> 00:01:59,202 Come on, let's eat... 28 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:00,375 Okay. 29 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,870 Master hung, it's time for your body check. 30 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,495 Let's do it when we are back to usa. 31 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,365 Dad, what's up with you? 32 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:12,282 It's peanut. 33 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:16,330 Hey, hung, he is already eighteen. 34 00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:18,482 I think it's time to bring him back. 35 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,400 All right, I'll follow it tomorrow. 36 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,034 Good! 37 00:02:21,292 --> 00:02:23,078 Dad, who are you talking about? 38 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:27,275 A guy who is quite important to me. 39 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:30,162 But that's none of your business, let's eat. 40 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,288 Come on. 41 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,115 Beauty, want a photo copy? 42 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,747 Help me to copy this too. 43 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:51,989 Do you want me to copy you, or you copy me? 44 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:53,542 Nuts! 45 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:08,117 Baby, it's done, do you want to dine with me? 46 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,411 Come on, get it now, come on... 47 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,662 Do you want it? Get it now, come and get it. 48 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,791 Come on, get it here! 49 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:18,167 Hey, where are you going? 50 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:19,250 Take it back. 51 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,786 Boss, good morning. 52 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:27,333 Boss, your suit and your hair make a perfect match! 53 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,198 Your tie is so pretty! 54 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,115 You look gorgeous today! 55 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:32,458 Follow me to my office. 56 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,663 Boss... 57 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,327 I think you mistook me! 58 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,458 What you saw isn't what I mean. 59 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,332 What you are thinking isn't what you should have thought. 60 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,740 This is the case, some female colleagues rounded me up... 61 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:47,976 I don't know how to get rid of them. 62 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,490 You know, I have tons of work, so... 63 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,827 All of a sudden... 64 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,600 You don't have to come to work tomorrow. 65 00:03:55,292 --> 00:03:57,658 Boss, do you want to fire me? 66 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,164 You can't fire me! 67 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,915 I have many women to feed, my dad has many wives... 68 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,198 So I have many mothers... 69 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,991 Take a look first. 70 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,536 What? It's a picture. 71 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:20,907 Your mission is to find this guy. 72 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:26,909 I see! You almost scared me to death! 73 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,573 Hey, he is handsome! 74 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:30,122 What he is a man! 75 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:34,201 Be smart, this guy is very important to master hung. 76 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:37,283 I see, all right... 77 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,573 Pals, we are going to have a big meal! 78 00:04:46,292 --> 00:04:48,328 This is a table for six, please wait. 79 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,500 All right. Thank you. 80 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,059 Pretty girl, is my table ready? A table for four please. 81 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,074 Why should I have to wait for ages? 82 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,059 - Please wait for a while... - I've waited for a long time. 83 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,573 It will be ready soon! 84 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,741 Why not take a seat first? Please take a seat. 85 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:00,917 Okay, be quick please. 86 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,701 Sure, I am sorry... 87 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:11,453 Bro, what's the matter? 88 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:14,283 Cut the crap, I have something good for you. 89 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:17,454 Really? Don't lie to me. 90 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:21,455 In the coming days, we don't have to pay... 91 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,583 For shopping, eating, and all entertainments! 92 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,706 What? It's gorgeous! 93 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:30,743 Okay, I'll quit my job and keep you company in the coming days! 94 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,913 See you tomorrow eight at the entrance of subang Avenue. 95 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,537 I'll drive and pick you up there. 96 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:41,120 Be on time, or I'll leave without waiting. 97 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,658 All right, see you tomorrow at subang Avenue. 98 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,039 See you there. 99 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,289 Bye! 100 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:55,412 Besides shopping, bro said he'd drive a beautiful car here. 101 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:57,790 Yes, bro said he would stop the car at the entrance. 102 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,869 Look, it must be that one. 103 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,410 Cut the crap, let's move! 104 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:05,667 Wow! 105 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:07,202 This is the latest model, 106 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,707 and this is the most beautiful and speedy one! 107 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:11,866 Bro is so nice to us! 108 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,748 What are we waiting for? Let's move! 109 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:16,124 Kids, what are you doing? 110 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,448 Why did you touch my car? 111 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:21,657 I'd report to police, you know? 112 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,101 And, I know kung-fu, you know that? 113 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,992 Sorry, it's a misunderstanding. So sorry about that. 114 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,749 All right, I'll spare you this time. You'd better leave now. 115 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,323 - Go. - Thank you. 116 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,456 - If you don't go, I'll go. - Thank you. 117 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:49,326 What? Did we go a wrong place? 118 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,164 So, where is bro? 119 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,405 What's up with you? This is my car. 120 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:58,958 Get in! 121 00:07:01,292 --> 00:07:02,498 Get in! 122 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,123 All right. 123 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:05,948 Hurry up! 124 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,500 Move to the back. 125 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,143 Who is this guy? Why master hung is so anxious to look for him? 126 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,202 He looks handsome! 127 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:26,205 Let me take a look! 128 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:29,572 Oh, he is handsome! 129 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I don't care, 130 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:33,704 and I don't care what he is. 131 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,579 Anyway, for any cost initiated from this trip, 132 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,039 all will be paid by the company. 133 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,018 I don't care whether he is his adulterine child or not. 134 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,828 No matter what, 135 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,226 I must send a wonderful trip this time. 136 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:47,038 But he is really a handsome guy, he looks like tian liang. 137 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,164 But I think he looks like wang guang-liang. 138 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,665 Brother min, could you stop for a while? 139 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:03,074 I want to piss please! 140 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,953 Honey, look at wing. 141 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,453 He plays great wing chun fist. 142 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:11,081 Of course, we've tried our very best to teach him that. 143 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:15,826 Time flies, wing is already eighteen now. 144 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,331 Yes, time really flies. 145 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,245 I still remember what his dad said before his death. 146 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,666 A fortune teller said wing would encounter big danger when he is 18. 147 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:35,082 Don't worry, wing learns great kung-fu from us. 148 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,998 He would always have good luck. 149 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:38,577 I do hope so. 150 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,083 Cut the crap, ask wing home for dinner please. 151 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,323 Wing, come home for dinner! 152 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,580 Okay, I'll be right back. 153 00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:58,042 Uncle chun, auntie chun. 154 00:09:58,542 --> 00:09:59,542 Your favourite. 155 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:00,875 Thank you. 156 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,434 It's time for dinner, why do you still eat biscuit? 157 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:04,698 That's right, stop eating that. 158 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:12,625 Let's eat. 159 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,330 Let's eat first. All right. 160 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:49,290 What the hell is this place? 161 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,574 Why are you kids here? 162 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:54,994 Uncle, we are looking for a house. 163 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,081 Do you know where 164 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,250 damn street is? 165 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,448 Are you blind? You all have eyes. 166 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:01,792 Can't you find the sign? 167 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,037 But how come the sign is placed next to the stone? 168 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,414 Damn street! 169 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,452 Uncle, we would 170 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,245 like to look for a guy named wing. 171 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:13,917 Do you know him? 172 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,744 Uncle, maybe I can give you some idea... 173 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,620 Let me describe his look to you, he is like... 174 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,143 He has narrow forehead, he doesn't look rich at all. 175 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,893 He seems to be lustful, he has esotropia, one leg is longer. 176 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:23,997 And, his ass upturned! 177 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,252 You don't look rich and you have narrow forehead. 178 00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:29,092 You have uneven legs and esotropia, look lustful and your ass upturned. 179 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,949 What do you mean? 180 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,025 Maybe I don't express myself right. 181 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,831 Let me describe once again. 182 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,366 Actually, he looks smart. 183 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,616 He has charming eyes. 184 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,948 Many people like him. 185 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,823 Everyone wants to hug him. 186 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,914 He is very young, he is named wing. 187 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,115 Why do you come for him? 188 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,625 I am asked by someone to look for him. 189 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:56,664 So, you are sent by master hung, aren't you? 190 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:57,284 That's right. 191 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,699 This is fate! 192 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:00,662 Follow me then. 193 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,036 Wait, where are you taking me to? 194 00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:04,417 Any problem? 195 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,329 No. 196 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,206 So, come with me. 197 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,574 Fatty, the car is out of petrol. 198 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,143 Take the car with you for some petrol. 199 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,657 Make it a full tank. Hurry up. 200 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:14,875 Here I am... 201 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,202 It's me again? 202 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,412 Wow, it looks like an old house from the outside, 203 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,119 but in there, it is like a show room. 204 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:29,657 Wonderful! 205 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,160 Is that true? 206 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,684 There is microwave oven, fridge, washing machine, 207 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,367 air-conditioner... 208 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:36,249 Also, there is an electric coffin and a cosmetology fridge. 209 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:37,417 This fits you! 210 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,999 Take a seat. I am going to get wing here. 211 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:41,952 Thank you, uncle. 212 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,741 Honey, bring some tea for our guests please. 213 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:48,620 Hey, we can find all kinds of electric appliance here, 214 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,072 do they run whole-sale business? 215 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:55,031 - It looks great! - This is something new. 216 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,119 Come on... 217 00:12:58,542 --> 00:12:59,281 Have some tea please. 218 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,643 This electric cooker is the latest model, and it is expensive. 219 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:02,667 It's cooking tea now. 220 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,081 Those are gifts from my friend. 221 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,956 We don't find them useful, 222 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:10,364 make them decorations, environmental protection, you know? 223 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,542 Trash? 224 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,744 This is wing that you are looking for. 225 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,823 Hi, how are you? 226 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,208 Are you wing? 227 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,250 Yes 228 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:22,417 you are... 229 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,583 Don't ask. 230 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,990 Does he want to hide something? 231 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,825 No, my name is Don, surname is ask. 232 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,412 I see, Don, how are you? 233 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,583 How are you? 234 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,411 This is my friend, he is white. 235 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,366 But I think he is black. 236 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:41,955 No, my name is white, spell, w-h-i-t-e. 237 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,375 How about this one? 238 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,159 Don't you ask! 239 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,333 What? 240 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:47,955 Do they know each other? 241 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,208 I don't think so. 242 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,663 No, I am his sister, my name is Donnie, Donnie ask. 243 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,833 Is that clear? 244 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,542 Why do you come to me? 245 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,949 We are sent by master hung. 246 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,366 We came here to take you back to meet master hung. 247 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,372 Who is master hung? 248 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,999 Wing, you must go to visit him. 249 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,162 If you see him, many things will be explained accordingly. 250 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:13,917 I am not going. 251 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:17,782 Listen to uncle chun. 252 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,125 Just do it. 253 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,908 Okay, when shall we leave? 254 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,951 It's late now, why not set out tomorrow morning? 255 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:33,121 Guys, let me take you for a tour. 256 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,243 All right. Sure. 257 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,577 Come on... 258 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:43,533 What's up? What's happened? 259 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,829 I am always prepared to pay for what I did. 260 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,328 I think... I can't make it this time. 261 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:55,657 My son wing is what worries me most. 262 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,947 Chun, I beg you to give me a hand. 263 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,328 Please raise my son for me. 264 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,749 A fortune teller once told me... 265 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:10,661 My son will face a big trouble when he is eighteen. 266 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,783 If he skips the danger, 267 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,993 he will be rich and famous. 268 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,749 - Chun... - Yes? 269 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:27,540 I leave my son to you. 270 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,409 Remember what I said? Wing is going to miss us. 271 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,372 He has grown up now. 272 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,628 By the way, he's stayed with us for a long time. 273 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:46,830 Nuts, it's time for us to do something now. 274 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,323 What are you doing here? 275 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,500 Yes? 276 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,285 I can't sleep. 277 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,366 I haven't left this place since I was born. 278 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,161 I am going to miss uncle and auntie chun. 279 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,450 By the way, why can't you sleep? 280 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,574 This place is quiet and remote, I am bored. 281 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,350 I don't know what I can do to kill time. 282 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,411 Wing, let's go for fun! 283 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,199 What entertainment is found in this place? 284 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:21,917 Well... 285 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,285 Yes 286 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,743 what is it? Where is it? 287 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:26,917 Come on, tell us now. 288 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,491 It's fun and it's delicious. 289 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,282 Bravo! Where should we go? 290 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,498 Let's get frogs in the field. 291 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,123 Hush! 292 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:39,705 Come on, we are urban people, you asked us to catch frogs? 293 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,115 Wing, 294 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,120 I think you don't know what place is fun. 295 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,742 Let me take you out for fun then. 296 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,407 - Really? - Of course! 297 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,583 Isn't it fun? 298 00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:54,122 Go... gol 299 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:55,292 let's go! Run! 300 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,785 What place is it? 301 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,324 It's a nice place of this town. 302 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,555 It's too noisy! I don't want to stay here. 303 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,786 Hey... come back. 304 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,290 Wing, there is nothing good to see here. 305 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:30,818 We have much good stuff next door. 306 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,324 Sis, take him to next door. 307 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,205 But remember... 308 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,205 Be carefull 309 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,333 all right... 310 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,360 Go. All right, go and take a look. 311 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,499 That place is fun! It's really fun! 312 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,458 This is beautiful! 313 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:43,989 What's up? 314 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,208 So pretty... 315 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,823 Oh, you are sissy! 316 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,659 I don't mind you being sissy, 317 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,198 but don't make me look like a gay. 318 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,038 It would stop me from 319 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,493 courting girls here. 320 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:55,871 Okay, you'd better go that way, go... 321 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,458 What's up? Fatty? 322 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,958 Do you like it? 323 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:05,875 Yes. 324 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,831 Don't worry, I am with you. 325 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,375 Let me fix her for you. 326 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,915 Mary, please close your eyes first. 327 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,868 I am going to give you a surprise. 328 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,417 All right. 329 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,740 Look, surprise! 330 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:32,283 Isn't it pretty? Do you like it? 331 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,208 Like it? 332 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,458 The necklace is pretty... 333 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,748 But... I don't like you. 334 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,700 Why? I spent much time and effort to pick this for you. 335 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,081 I am so nice and caring. 336 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,510 Why don't you consider me as your boyfriend? 337 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,366 Donnie, I am here. 338 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:54,245 Mary, long time no see, where have you been? 339 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,330 I toured around after graduation, I just returned lately. 340 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,535 Is he your boyfriend? 341 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,948 Of course not. 342 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,603 My name is Alan, may I know your name? 343 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:06,750 My name is wing. 344 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,082 Hello, wing, my name is Mary. 345 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,250 Hi, how are you doing? 346 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,284 Have a chat first. May I be excused? 347 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,083 She is Mary. 348 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,408 Bro, that is the guy you want. 349 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:36,947 What's up with you? Why do you eat biscuit here? 350 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,163 I'm just loving it. 351 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,868 Kid, come on, don't be that cocky! 352 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,417 What's up? 353 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:51,329 I think something has happened! 354 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,785 Who are you? 355 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,243 Don ask. 356 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,870 Don't ask? Are you looking for trouble? 357 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,923 Don't ask? Do you want to play tricks with us? 358 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,329 What's the matter? 359 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,163 Are they your friends? 360 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,333 Yes. 361 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,407 Since your friends have come, why not have a competition? 362 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,040 What do you want to race? 363 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,698 Come on, what do you want to race? 364 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,910 Nothing but... 365 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,998 Nothing? 366 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,373 So you lost, 367 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:23,864 I have nothing with me. 368 00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:26,784 Are you crazy? I haven't finished yet, I want to dance with you. 369 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,289 I see, dancing! 370 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:31,534 But you are not qualified to dance with me. 371 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,865 Dance with my kids. Come on! 372 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:41,917 Hurry up! 373 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:46,708 I am sorry... 374 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,873 It doesn't matter. 375 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,365 It's so noisy in there. 376 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:56,038 Yes, I don't like that place. 377 00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,748 Could you chat with me for a while? 378 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,123 Sure. 379 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,702 Let's sit down. 380 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:37,791 Hey, it looks fierce! 381 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,244 What'd we do? 382 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:43,082 Right at this moment, I can't figure out any idea but... 383 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,535 You go ahead. 384 00:21:58,542 --> 00:21:59,907 Oh my god! 385 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,573 This is shit now. 386 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,822 But the biggest problem is, wing disappears! 387 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,495 That's really a problem! Get him now! 388 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:09,572 Where do you want to go? 389 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,035 Let's go for wing. 390 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,490 You search that way with fatty, 391 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,164 I will go that way! Go! 392 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,333 All right. 393 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:20,659 Do you like eating biscuits? U have been eating biscuit, huh? 394 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,332 I like eating this biscuit. 395 00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,601 I can eat biscuit and forget rice. 396 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,331 What? You give up rice for biscuit? 397 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:31,917 You are cute. 398 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:34,292 And you look handsome. 399 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,125 It's okay. 400 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:41,542 It's born in this way. 401 00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:45,248 What do you think about me? 402 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,497 You look pretty. 403 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250 Thank you. 404 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:56,159 Pal, can you give me that? 405 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:57,785 Can you give me that? 406 00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:58,958 No. 407 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,250 I can give you biscuit. 408 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:04,875 No way. 409 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 How about this? 410 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:17,667 Sure! 411 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:22,542 Thank you. 412 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:30,325 Are you going to play me violin? 413 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:32,667 What is this? 414 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,323 Violin. 415 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,000 I see, I just like this cause it looks stylish. 416 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:39,747 They are there! 417 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,124 Cause it looks stylish. 418 00:23:42,292 --> 00:23:43,292 Wing... 419 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:45,078 Stop chatting now. 420 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,768 Time's up, uncle chun and ntie chun are waiting. 421 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,123 Let's go back... 422 00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:48,872 Go back. Go... 423 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:49,576 How about Mary? 424 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:50,948 Ask her to dive into the river! 425 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,615 Where are you going? 426 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:58,707 Wah, I can't get the doctor for you. 427 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:00,915 I don't need a doctor now. 428 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,206 They are useless to me. 429 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,788 How about asking a girl to have fun with me before my death. 430 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:09,782 What? You still want that before death? 431 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,367 So, what kind of girl do you need? Blonde? 432 00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:17,864 Give me a local one who can speak cantonese. 433 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,365 Okay, I will try my best. 434 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:23,743 - Pao. - What? 435 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:27,458 I'd like to tell you a secret. 436 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:28,625 Secret? 437 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,954 I did a tattoo on my son's ass... 438 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,905 It is a miniatured map for a big treasure! 439 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:36,622 Really? 440 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:40,447 Yes, you help me to raise my son up. 441 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,405 When he is eighteen, his ass will be big enough... 442 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:47,745 So you can see a big map, then you'll get rich by getting the treasure. 443 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,250 Really? 444 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,375 Yes. 445 00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:53,119 - Wah... - I am dead... 446 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,292 Is that true? 447 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,073 - Is that true? - Dead! 448 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,750 He is dead! 449 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,865 I want to piss now! 450 00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:21,122 Fatty, don't go! 451 00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:26,784 There is no electricity supply, no air conditioner but mosquitoes. 452 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,661 We just can't stay a night like this. 453 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:32,496 Specially you, you are fat, the mosquitoes like you most. 454 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:33,872 What can we do then? 455 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,914 The only way is to get electricity. 456 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:37,947 How? 457 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,490 - Yes. - I don't know how. 458 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,869 Imagine you are a wire. 459 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,124 When the lightening comes later, 460 00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:55,623 you just cry out loud. 461 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,208 Stand properly. 462 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,410 Okay, almost there. 463 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,825 Look, you guys have an ambiguous smile... 464 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:10,452 Tell me! 465 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,705 Nothing... 466 00:26:13,042 --> 00:26:14,157 What are you doing? 467 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:16,403 We are trying to get electricity. 468 00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:19,288 Can you make it? 469 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,832 Hold the lightening rod, raise it high. 470 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,624 When the thunder comes, hush... 471 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,273 Then the house will get electricity. 472 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,333 Even it can lead lightening into the house, what's the use? 473 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,328 So I can turn on the air-conditioner for a good sleep. 474 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,366 But there is electricity in our place. 475 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:50,666 The TV is on, the light is on. 476 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,161 Why didn't you tell us? 477 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,538 You didn't ask! 478 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:59,117 But you lighted the oil lamp! How can I tell there is electricity in the house? 479 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,867 We haven't changed anything in this place for decades. 480 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:05,351 I can tell every inch of this place even my eyes are closed. 481 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,615 You've driven me mad! 482 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,369 So, let's turn on the air-conditioner for sleep. 483 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:10,247 I am leaving now. 484 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:12,217 There is electricity, but no air-conditioner. 485 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,581 Uncle chun, enjoy your chat. 486 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,748 Wing, without us, 487 00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:38,623 you'd always be careful. 488 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:40,833 I know. 489 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,833 Hung is our friend, but that's not your home. 490 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,912 You'd behave when you are at his place. 491 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,083 Don't worry. 492 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,124 All right, it's time to go now. 493 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:53,993 Uncle chu, auntie chun. 494 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,707 You'd take good care of yourself when I am not with you. 495 00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:01,121 All right, we don't need you to worry about. 496 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,163 All right, get into the car now. Go. 497 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:07,455 Get in. 498 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:08,705 I am going to miss you. 499 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:12,119 Bye! 500 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,618 Put the luggage properly please. 501 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:14,792 Hurry up! 502 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,823 Put the luggage properly please. 503 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:18,452 Hurry up! 504 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,160 Bye bye! 505 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,493 Take care guys! 506 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,706 Take care guys! 507 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:03,708 Sit properly! 508 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,998 Wing... 509 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:14,782 Are you going to miss them? 510 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:20,075 Wing... 511 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:21,417 He is calling you. 512 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:23,750 What's the matter? 513 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,117 Are you going to miss them? 514 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,164 Yes, but... 515 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:32,700 Come on! As I think... 516 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:35,875 He is sick of long term residence in the mountain. 517 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,409 Bro, what sickness is it? 518 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:40,601 I don't know, you'd better ask him. 519 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:43,162 That's bull shit! Just for fun. 520 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:44,833 Be frank... 521 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,616 I really miss uncle and auntie chun. 522 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:51,369 I haven't left them since I was born. 523 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,452 But when I left them, 524 00:29:56,417 --> 00:30:00,035 I didn't notice that they're missing me. 525 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,660 You're so emotional. 526 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:06,829 I'd better pay attention to drive, enjoy the view then. 527 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:25,701 Wow, some people are rushing to us. 528 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,958 They don't look friendly, what do you want? 529 00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:33,244 Okay, let's show them something. 530 00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:40,542 Don't do that! 531 00:30:41,042 --> 00:30:43,124 Stop crying! Stop crying, okay? 532 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,407 Look ahead! 533 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,083 What's happened? 534 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,125 Everyone gets down! 535 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:58,208 How are you? 536 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,283 What are you doing? They are thieves! 537 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:02,542 Robbery? 538 00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:08,792 Let me take care of them. 539 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,332 Ten, I want to fight with ten. 540 00:31:23,042 --> 00:31:25,158 Boss, he said he wanted to fight with ten. 541 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,906 I don't know whether he is obsessed with Bruce Lee or not. 542 00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:31,533 But we have seven people only, 543 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:32,993 should we go ahead? 544 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,665 We must fight even we just have seven. Get lost. 545 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,833 Copied! 546 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,309 Do you want to fight with ten? 547 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,164 Yes, fight with ten! 548 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:47,998 Ten! Ten! 549 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,082 You are something! Again! 550 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:57,750 Ten! 551 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,250 Ten! 552 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:01,830 Listen. 553 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:03,375 Ten. 554 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:04,750 Ten. 555 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,536 This one will make you suffer like hell! 556 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:10,667 Go! 557 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:34,873 The two who sit in front come down. 558 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,035 Come down! 559 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,083 Get out! 560 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,914 Ok... ok 561 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,785 Don't push! 562 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:55,913 Don't push! 563 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:02,704 I've got money, but I just have this much. 564 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 And a piece of tissue. 565 00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:05,202 Just some change? 566 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,077 I don't need this. 567 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:08,917 Don't waste it. 568 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:10,833 Beat them as usual! 569 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:08,583 Hold it 570 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:31,495 Let me do it! Damn you bastard! 571 00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:14,283 Great! One against seven! 572 00:35:15,042 --> 00:35:17,749 Of course, he is our student! 573 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,457 Are you okay? 574 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:32,542 Are you okay? 575 00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:35,033 Wing, you are great! 576 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,750 Get in! 577 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:39,875 Close the door! 578 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,289 By the way, wing, 579 00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:44,578 you're so powerful! 580 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,573 I haven't noticed or heard that before! 581 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,115 We are so lucky to be with you. 582 00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:51,955 That's right, how come you are not hurt? 583 00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:55,120 Who taught you kungfu? 584 00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:58,157 Uncle and auntie chun did. 585 00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:02,326 No wonder you are that powerful! You are not hurt at all. 586 00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:04,373 Look at me! 587 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:05,542 What's up with you? 588 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:14,286 I am hungry after the fight, I want to eat something. 589 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:18,780 You fight? You were beaten instead! 590 00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:22,121 Yes, how come the one being beaten feels hungry? 591 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,698 Stop teasing please. 592 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,786 Let's go to eat something. 593 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,662 I really feel hungry after watching the fight. 594 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:31,833 It's great. 595 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Don't turn your head. 596 00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:36,123 You were seriously hurt, all right. 597 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:38,908 I drive faster so that we can eat something earlier. 598 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:40,490 I wanna show you my driving skill! 599 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,573 No! 600 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:52,246 There is a restaurant, the food there is great! 601 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,624 This restaurant is special. 602 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:55,875 Let's go. 603 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,115 Do you smell anything strange 604 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:22,623 about this place? 605 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:28,158 Those guys look familiar. 606 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,643 I suggest to leave as soon as possible. 607 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,166 Don't move! Have you enjoyed enough punches? 608 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:39,906 Don't do anything stupid, don't move before the enemy moves. 609 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:45,497 You claimed that you're powerful, you'd better move first. 610 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,824 That's right, long-hair, what a coincidence. 611 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,768 You have no right to name long-hair in front of us. 612 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:51,792 You go ahead! 613 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:54,540 Shut up! 614 00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:02,748 I always watch movies. 615 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:04,623 So I learnt about your rules. 616 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,203 We have an hour's time... 617 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,290 My school of kung-fu is... 618 00:38:31,917 --> 00:38:32,952 Nuts! 619 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:50,991 Nuts, the table is not stable, why did you jump on it? 620 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:52,911 Over there. 621 00:38:57,833 --> 00:39:00,449 Are you all right? 622 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,250 Are you okay? 623 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Let me handle it. 624 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:31,164 Kid, what are you laughing? Is your dream over? 625 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:33,740 Who are you? 626 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:35,417 Don ask. 627 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:36,827 Don't ask? 628 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,542 Damn it! 629 00:39:47,792 --> 00:39:48,827 Are you okay? 630 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:17,375 Yeah! 631 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,365 What's up? Loser! 632 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,750 Let me handle it. 633 00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:36,917 Please. 634 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:37,958 Watch out! 635 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:06,164 Are you fighting or dancing? 636 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:12,364 He took my advantage! 637 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:17,040 Boss, are you okay? 638 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:19,915 He played tricks! Move now! 639 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,500 Move! 640 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:42,703 It's time for us to show up! 641 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:43,833 You first. 642 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,958 Go! 643 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:34,073 Auntie chun, uncle chun. 644 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:38,330 Hey, why don't you go? Are you petrified? 645 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,250 Let's go. 646 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,420 What are you waiting for? Let's get out of here. 647 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,249 If they return, we just can't take care of you guys. 648 00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:56,268 Uncle and auntie chun, you two are great kung-fu fighters! 649 00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:57,532 Can you take me as you student? 650 00:42:57,833 --> 00:42:58,697 As I judge, 651 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:01,199 at least you need 20 years to achieve only 30% of our power. 652 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:05,080 If not for wing, we would never have fought in front of you. 653 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,290 It's my fault, if I didn't hurt them, 654 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,164 we wouldn't have been entangled. 655 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:15,621 I worry that our enemies would find us. 656 00:43:16,542 --> 00:43:18,059 Since we can't return, let's go to downtown. 657 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:19,768 We'll find a good school of kung-fu for you, 658 00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:21,157 so you can get practice. 659 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:24,075 Nuts, you haven't been to downtown for ages. 660 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,059 Do you know the place? Do you know any friends there? 661 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,744 All right, okay. 662 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,038 I can seek help from a guy. 663 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:39,208 Hello. 664 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:42,200 Hello, pao, this is chun. 665 00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:44,292 What? 666 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:48,371 Have you forgotten? I am chun, your buddy in the hometown. 667 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:51,999 Hello, are you here to visit me? 668 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,615 I am going downtown, 669 00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,559 I need you to introduce a good school of kung-fu to me. 670 00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,583 Where can I find one? 671 00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:59,559 You can go to wing chun street, you can find anything you want there. 672 00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:00,789 What street? 673 00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:02,417 Wing chun street. 674 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:04,373 Oh, wing chun street? Okay. 675 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:06,327 Wing chun street? 676 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,831 Get in... 677 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,411 Come on, hurry up. 678 00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,167 Close the door. 679 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,616 I always claim that I am great in fooling around. 680 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:59,825 But how come I have never visited this wing chun street before? 681 00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,582 Wing chun wasn't this popular in the past. 682 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,117 See that wing chun boutique? 683 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:09,476 A restaurant for desert named after wing chun. 684 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,536 That all name after wing chun, what is the reason? 685 00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,118 Wing chun is all the go now. 686 00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:16,284 I just want to go to wing chun toilet now. 687 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,619 Go... go. 688 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,976 We'd better look for a school of kung-fu first. 689 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Good. Okay. 690 00:45:24,042 --> 00:45:25,601 I am hungry, may I eat something first? 691 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,332 What a trouble! You always want to eat. Let's eat later. 692 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,956 I just can't stand it, I am hungry. 693 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,332 You know he must eat once he gets hungry. 694 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:32,867 That's right. 695 00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,042 How can he fight if he doesn't have enough energy? 696 00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:37,783 All right, let's find a restaurant then. 697 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:40,950 Well, you'd better go for eating, don't wait for us. 698 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,581 Old people can't eat much. 699 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:46,743 Yes, I am not hungry too, you enjoy your food. 700 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,158 I'd suggest to meet here one hour later. 701 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,333 Good... 702 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:51,706 Uncle chun, let me go with you. 703 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,617 No, you are still young. 704 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,407 You'd better go with Don for some fun. 705 00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:59,245 Let's say goodbye now, see you later right here. 706 00:45:59,417 --> 00:46:00,417 All right... 707 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,239 Don't you need me to go with you? 708 00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:02,417 It's okay. 709 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:05,955 Honey, let's find some place for a rest. 710 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:07,684 This is what I am thinking too. 711 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:09,289 But you go your way, I go my way. 712 00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:13,489 Listen, don't visit those places which you are not supposed to go. 713 00:46:13,708 --> 00:46:15,164 All right, but you have to remember, 714 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:16,994 don't lose all your money. 715 00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:18,703 All right, see you later. 716 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:26,414 Wing chun school of mahjong? 717 00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:30,579 Old man is not with me, it's a good chance to play some games. 718 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,410 We are free now! 719 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,914 Since the seniors left us behind, 720 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:38,199 we have no reason of not enjoying ourselves. 721 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:39,205 But how? 722 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:40,934 Before having fun, could we eat something first? 723 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:41,322 All right... 724 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,080 So, what'd we eat? 725 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,081 Why not eat Sushi or noodles? 726 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,740 Hey, there are spring rolls. 727 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,038 That's right. 728 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,059 And there are packed drinks named after wing chun. 729 00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:50,869 Wow... come on! 730 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,998 Aren't you here to learn wing chun? 731 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,700 But we should eat first to gain enough energy. Let's go. 732 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:56,790 Let's talk about it later. 733 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:07,992 Wow, there are so many pretty girls inside. 734 00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:09,309 After a long time of bored life with my wife, 735 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:12,166 it's time for me to fool around. 736 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,700 Since the old man isn't around, I'd fancy some games of mahjong! 737 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:34,284 Wow, mahjong makes me so happy! 738 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,707 Beauty, this way. 739 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:47,581 Hey, not enough players here. 740 00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:50,283 No hurry, please wait. 741 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,039 Lady boss, come and play with us. 742 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,250 Coming! 743 00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:57,032 Let me get some tea first. 744 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,915 Another fool is here, how should I swindle her money this time? 745 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,787 Wow, what a scene! 746 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:22,417 Where is my tea? 747 00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:23,873 Oh, I failed. 748 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,036 Why is the table triangle? 749 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:30,323 Where are the chairs? 750 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,947 This is the famous wing chun style. 751 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:35,240 What are the rules. 752 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:36,572 You can hame them. 753 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,490 Flower and words are 2 folds, dragon, 754 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:41,579 three of a kind, 8 and a half pairs... 755 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:48,077 Girl, I am well experienced in playing mahjong, you know? 756 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,123 Auntie, when I ran this business, 757 00:48:50,292 --> 00:48:52,612 I bet you were still a housewife staying home to cook food. 758 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,865 Cut the crap. Let's start. 759 00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,873 Good, it's already started. 760 00:48:58,250 --> 00:48:59,250 Come on! 761 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:03,915 Why are there no massage girls found? 762 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:09,246 Welcome... to the wing chun sauna. 763 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,520 He speaks english, I don't understand. 764 00:49:11,625 --> 00:49:12,159 I don't know. 765 00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,574 Sir, sir, never mind, you don't understand me, 766 00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:19,369 I understand you, because sometimes I don't understand myself. 767 00:49:19,542 --> 00:49:21,032 But I understand you. 768 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,739 I also understand you want go... massage? 769 00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:26,739 Massage. 770 00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:27,952 Yes! Massage. 771 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:28,739 Where? 772 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:29,531 Over there. Over there. 773 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:30,948 Over there? Okay. 774 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,125 Over there. Over there? 775 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:41,040 Boss, this is the massage place, massage, yes. 776 00:49:41,375 --> 00:49:45,243 Can you now take off your shirt... Your clothes. 777 00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:45,951 Take off your clothes please. 778 00:49:46,292 --> 00:49:46,781 Yes yes yes. 779 00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:47,993 Take off your clothes... 780 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:49,990 I help you... l help you. 781 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:52,333 I help you. 782 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,783 Enjoy, enjoy... 783 00:49:58,542 --> 00:49:59,748 Relax... enjoy. 784 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,207 Why it is so quiet? 785 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:12,953 Play me some music please, music... 786 00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:17,456 "My light kiss..." 787 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:26,205 Hey, the sound is so sweet, she must be a pretty woman. 788 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,955 "A light kiss..." 789 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:37,451 Bastard, the massage is really nice. 790 00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:45,792 "Your deep love makes me miss you till now..." 791 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:49,158 Ok, sir, massage is done. 792 00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:52,739 Now is face massage, please turn around. 793 00:51:04,667 --> 00:51:06,658 What kind of massage is it? 794 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,787 That is the wing chun massage. 795 00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:13,121 Wing chun massage? Do you take me as a sand bag? 796 00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:17,909 Why are you here? Where is the girl who did the massage for me? 797 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,286 I am the girl, and I am the man. 798 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:21,994 How come you can speak cantonese? 799 00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:24,620 I'm a talent man, don't you believe in me? 800 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:28,413 "The moon tells my heart.” 801 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,244 Oh my god! 802 00:51:30,417 --> 00:51:32,874 Hey, boss, pay the money please. 803 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:34,518 Do you want me to charge you more? 804 00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:36,749 No, that's enough, I will pay... 805 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:38,535 Thank you, thank you. 806 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:44,744 What kind of massage is it? 807 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,161 It makes me hurt! 808 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:55,949 Wing chun bone-setting and acupuncture clinic? It fits me now. 809 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:05,576 South. 810 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000 I want it. 811 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:11,792 Green dragon. 812 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,042 Four of a kind. 813 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,500 I want it too. 814 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:27,750 Four of a kind. 815 00:52:28,542 --> 00:52:29,542 Wow! 816 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,500 Three circles. 817 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,333 I want it. 818 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:49,788 Two circles. 819 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,042 I won! 820 00:52:52,917 --> 00:52:53,917 Pay now. 821 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,458 Again. 822 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:00,955 You failed to kick me. 823 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,456 Four of a kind. 824 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,292 Green dragon. 825 00:53:08,875 --> 00:53:09,330 Eight circles. 826 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:10,458 I want it. 827 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,081 Four flowers. 828 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:18,739 Double, a clown can help me win this game, huh? 829 00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:25,124 I want to quit now! What mahjong is it? 830 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:38,867 You are swindling! 831 00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:43,917 Come again! 832 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:55,663 What school of mahjong it is? 833 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:58,574 I got my legs seriously hurt by playing mahjong! 834 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,615 There is a salon. 835 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:07,159 I'd like to set my h air. 836 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:12,913 Wing chun chicken on rice. 837 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,448 - Yes. - It's famous! 838 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:16,707 Come and try! 839 00:54:16,917 --> 00:54:17,957 Wing chun chicken on rice? 840 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:19,083 Yes 841 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:20,208 I don't want to eat it. 842 00:54:21,667 --> 00:54:22,201 I have my biscuits. 843 00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:24,741 Wing, chicken rice is nice, try some. 844 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,438 I eat this, I don't want to eat rice. 845 00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:31,204 Last chance, go or not? 846 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:34,120 You enjoy your food, I will be here to wait for you. 847 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:35,458 Enjoy yourselves. 848 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,415 Hey, I am hungry, let's order some food to eat. 849 00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,227 Ask someone to serve us something good. 850 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:49,408 Waiter, bring me some good food please. 851 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:53,705 What would you like to eat? 852 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:59,037 Sir, can you smoke indoor? 853 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:05,747 Did you see me lighting a cigarette? Nosy! 854 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:07,705 What would you like to eat? 855 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:09,823 Give me the menu please. 856 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,333 No menu. 857 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,802 So, what signature dish would you recommend? 858 00:55:14,667 --> 00:55:15,667 Wing chun chicken rice. 859 00:55:15,792 --> 00:55:17,874 Okay, make it 4 orders please. 860 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,160 Chicken on rice? 861 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:25,288 Lady boss, 4 orders of chicken on rice. 862 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,081 Coming... 863 00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:46,497 What is that? 864 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,491 Chopping board, haven't you seen that before? 865 00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,282 What is the use of it? 866 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,500 Doesn't it fit? 867 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,225 Take it to make chicken soup. All right. 868 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,832 Try this famous wing chun chicken on rice. 869 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,035 Chicken's ass? 870 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,539 Everyone should pay 200 each. 871 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:19,664 So expensive! 872 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,324 Are you going to pay or not? 873 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000 No. 874 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:27,743 Once again, pay or not? 875 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:29,038 No! 876 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,410 No? Look at that! 877 00:56:39,792 --> 00:56:44,081 Once again, pay or not? 878 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,536 No! 879 00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:48,532 No? 880 00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:49,997 Do something! 881 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:54,532 Brother, please hold it... 882 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:58,913 You have my last one, please pay the bill... 883 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:01,407 My grandparents are 80 and 90 respectively. 884 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,620 My son of three is having cancer, my man dumped me. 885 00:57:04,917 --> 00:57:06,782 Why don't you pay me? 886 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:09,415 Please pay me... please... 887 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:12,120 Help... please pay me the money. 888 00:57:12,292 --> 00:57:14,999 Okay, I will pay you money. 889 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:18,201 Hurry up. 890 00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:19,490 Don't look around. 891 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:24,375 Let's call it a day! 892 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:35,208 I eft. 893 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,118 Right. 894 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,662 Where is that bastard wing? 895 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:45,582 Yeah, where has he gone? 896 00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,042 I ook at that school! 897 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:50,916 Super wing chun international invincible school. 898 00:58:09,250 --> 00:58:10,370 Why isn't any people inside? 899 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:12,615 Are you swatting flies? 900 00:58:14,042 --> 00:58:16,704 No, we are swatting mosquitoes. 901 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:29,708 Hi! 902 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:38,783 Sir, were you beaten? 903 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:45,782 Your face swells. 904 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:49,372 Sir... 905 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:53,601 I see something running out from your trousers. 906 00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:55,911 Really? No! 907 00:58:56,708 --> 00:59:01,828 Sir, shall we sit down and chat? 908 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,780 Hey, where has the beauty gone? 909 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,331 Stop swatting mosquitoes, 910 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,990 where is the girl I just saw? 911 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:19,164 - No. - No girl is around. 912 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,740 Hey, why is there no one around? 913 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,657 Here I am. 914 00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:54,159 Are you here for doctor? Give me your hand to feel your pulse. 915 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Please wait. 916 01:00:19,542 --> 01:00:20,542 What is this? 917 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,823 You're seriously hurt. 918 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,286 This is wing chun herbal wine. 919 01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,866 Really? So I want to have a try. 920 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,375 What's this? I feel dizzy... 921 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:50,282 Sir, thank you for a thousand. 922 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:51,782 What? A thousand? 923 01:00:51,917 --> 01:00:52,917 Yes, a thousand. 924 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,415 All right, that's okay. 925 01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:01,455 The sum is correct, let us take you out. 926 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:10,872 Why isn't anyone there? 927 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:14,450 Is the shop closed? You, come and serve me. 928 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,074 Madam, do you want a hair cut? 929 01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:19,915 Of course, if not, why should I come? 930 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:22,365 Let me serve you, take a seat. 931 01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:50,458 What's up? 932 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,081 I'd like to comb your hair. 933 01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,125 Miss, 934 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:01,162 as stipulated by our gov't, we use nano elements... 935 01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:04,166 It can clean your hair completely. 936 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,949 With the digital day cream, it is anti uv and moisturizing. 937 01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,956 Including eq whitening essence, 938 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:12,663 it makes your skin black and smooth. 939 01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:19,533 It smells good. 940 01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:29,284 Take a seat and make a deal. 941 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:32,329 On the chair, and you'll dead. 942 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,832 Fixed! 943 01:02:56,458 --> 01:02:57,743 Who are you? 944 01:02:58,708 --> 01:02:59,868 Hi, man! 945 01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:04,454 Who are you guys? 946 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:05,618 Why do you come to 947 01:03:05,792 --> 01:03:08,204 my shop and mess it up? 948 01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,323 Who are you? 949 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:14,743 Me? I am the boss and the hair stylist of this salon. 950 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,287 Who are you guys? 951 01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:20,999 I don't know, I don't know her. 952 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:22,705 We came to have hair cut. 953 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:25,351 After our hair cut, she came in and wanted a cut, so I did it for her. 954 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:28,947 I don't care, you mess this place up, pay me my loss. 955 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:31,203 This is nothing to do with my wife and me. 956 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,735 You ask her, she is the lady boss. 957 01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:33,952 Honey, let's go. 958 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:37,074 So, you pay me my loss. 959 01:03:38,458 --> 01:03:40,498 Do you think you still ask for money with this look? 960 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:44,370 All right, I will pay you money, I can afford that. 961 01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:49,744 Welcome! 962 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:54,081 Wow! 963 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:55,580 It is like a nightclub. 964 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:56,934 It's like an entertainment show. 965 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,494 I want to learn wing chun. 966 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:00,827 Bravo! Pretty women! 967 01:04:01,167 --> 01:04:03,032 Brother, please don't do that. 968 01:04:04,917 --> 01:04:07,989 Welcome, what can I help you? 969 01:04:08,708 --> 01:04:09,914 Wow, you look funny! 970 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:11,683 Why don't your lips move when you speak? 971 01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:13,873 She is a ventriloquist! 972 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:17,450 I am talking to you, what can I help you? 973 01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:18,990 Hey, it is a girl. 974 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,285 Yes 975 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,240 what can I help you? 976 01:04:22,417 --> 01:04:23,657 I want to learn wing chun fist. 977 01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:28,122 Sure, no problem. Boss. 978 01:04:28,292 --> 01:04:29,498 Boss? 979 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:32,698 Boss... 980 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:37,539 Boss, how are you? Boss, nice to meet you... 981 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:42,623 Welcome to the super wing chun international invincible school. 982 01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,577 What'd you like to learn? 983 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,331 We want to... okay, no problem. 984 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,082 Let's have a chat at the office, okay? 985 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:50,559 - Please. - Let's go for a visit. 986 01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:55,498 Welcome... 987 01:04:55,667 --> 01:04:59,159 This way please. Boss, take a seat... 988 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,948 Boss, please take a seat. 989 01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:05,624 Welcome, welcome for your visit. 990 01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:07,123 Welcome. 991 01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:10,579 You are all handsome and pretty. 992 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:11,875 Let me introduce 993 01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:15,990 our features to you. 994 01:05:16,167 --> 01:05:17,452 All right. Good. 995 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:20,666 Our ordinary set starts from five hundred. 996 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,162 This is wing chun cotton punch. 997 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:30,370 If the bean cube doesn't break, we won't charge, five hundred per class. 998 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:35,536 Are you kidding? 999 01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:37,831 This is for fun, right? 1000 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000 Please don't say that! 1001 01:05:39,042 --> 01:05:42,864 I understand, you are all demanding. 1002 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:47,076 Never mind, check our star set, five thousand. 1003 01:05:52,292 --> 01:05:55,705 This is to break an egg with wing chun fist. 1004 01:05:55,875 --> 01:05:58,742 Punch it one after another, sure the egg will break at last. 1005 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:01,328 But we are stars, we don't do that kind of stuff. 1006 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,707 So, better break it in a glass, to play safe. 1007 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:12,408 It's okay! 1008 01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:19,450 Your boss is wise! 1009 01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:22,916 I think I have to use my last stance! 1010 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:27,164 Look at the president set, fifty thousand. 1011 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:33,747 This is the lost stance. 1012 01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,041 Not many people know this stance now. 1013 01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:39,915 But our stance is the most traditional one. 1014 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:45,494 Punch at the plane fast and sharp. 1015 01:06:46,417 --> 01:06:51,286 From slow to fast, and keep on punching. 1016 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:55,364 It's like making movie, it's cool! 1017 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,289 Woo! 1018 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,289 Pretty, beautiful, wonderful! 1019 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:06,157 This fits me. 1020 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:08,786 But it costs fifty thousand. 1021 01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:13,952 By the way, fifty thousand per class is quite expensive. 1022 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:18,948 Boss, this is worth. 1023 01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:22,655 Let me show you the real class. 1024 01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:24,373 All right. 1025 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:25,952 I have been long waiting. 1026 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,615 It's good to have a real look. 1027 01:07:29,167 --> 01:07:31,283 Welcome to our wing chun school. 1028 01:07:31,542 --> 01:07:35,581 Wow, it's really big! 1029 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:38,287 Our branch is the smallest one among all. 1030 01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:39,952 Come on, let me show you around. 1031 01:07:43,917 --> 01:07:45,157 This is big! 1032 01:07:45,667 --> 01:07:47,587 I think there must be many great masters inside. 1033 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:49,077 For your safety, 1034 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,582 let me go in and take a look. 1035 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:56,208 Don't worry, I won't shout if anything happens. 1036 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,037 This is our ordinary class, it is worth five hundred. 1037 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,243 Really? 1038 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,206 Mr. nel yip? 1039 01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:22,367 Wow, wonderful! 1040 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:27,490 You, come out. 1041 01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:30,333 What's your name? 1042 01:08:30,542 --> 01:08:31,542 Stephy 1043 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,124 I don't know english, do you have any Chinese name? 1044 01:08:34,542 --> 01:08:35,542 Lui suk-bun. 1045 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:36,875 Lui what? 1046 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,368 Lui suk-bun. 1047 01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:41,158 Stephy? I see, why are you here? 1048 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:42,790 I want to learn wing chun. 1049 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:44,373 Show me your hand. 1050 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,703 To learn wing chun, your fingers must be straight. 1051 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:52,656 And the thumb, it must point at south east then north east, near east. 1052 01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:56,246 And this one should go to north south to south, near west. 1053 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:58,954 Got it? All the students follow me. 1054 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:02,579 I will count one two three, get it ready... 1055 01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:07,374 One two three 1056 01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,618 it's like a wiper. 1057 01:09:11,042 --> 01:09:13,158 This is not wiper, this is chi sau. 1058 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:14,933 Didn't you see the hands stick together? 1059 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,410 Yes, they are. 1060 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:17,750 That's right. 1061 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:19,352 May I learn something more complicated? 1062 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,702 Look at my suit! 1063 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:22,917 This beautiful suit with 1064 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,288 embroidered dragon is worth five hundred. 1065 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:28,077 That's right. 1066 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,286 Do you want to learn something more complicated? 1067 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:31,417 Come on. 1068 01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:34,745 Go that way, five thousand. 1069 01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:40,408 And the other students get ready, again. 1070 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,957 If I didn't guess it wrong... 1071 01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:49,330 The stance which the master used is a stance lost for ages. 1072 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:51,367 It is called perfunctory hand. 1073 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:53,699 Master nel yip has been busy, 1074 01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,768 he is tired, so his teaching is a bit perfunctory. 1075 01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,623 Never mind, if you don't like that, 1076 01:09:57,792 --> 01:10:01,410 I have another course for super stars, it's of higher level! 1077 01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,206 Don't lie to me. 1078 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:06,742 Of course not. Please follow me. 1079 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,953 Hey, hold on... 1080 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,619 Don't tell me that you're that star. 1081 01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:17,785 Really? Do you think I have the potential to be a star? 1082 01:10:18,833 --> 01:10:21,040 Stop fooling around. Come on, let's go. 1083 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:23,518 Watch the hand, pull the neck. 1084 01:10:23,542 --> 01:10:25,578 Boss, forget what you've seen. 1085 01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:27,268 I am sure you will be satisfied with this course, 1086 01:10:27,292 --> 01:10:28,623 course for superstars. 1087 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:30,157 It is worth fifty thousand! 1088 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:36,241 Tie the hand, stab the eyes, pull the hands, finished. 1089 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,665 It's your turn. 1090 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:45,750 Hold it for me please. 1091 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,000 All right. 1092 01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,917 Take a rest. 1093 01:10:58,625 --> 01:10:59,625 Fight with me. 1094 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:02,911 Look at me. 1095 01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:05,866 Take me as the camera, give me a post. 1096 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:07,042 All right. 1097 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:12,198 This 1s shit! 1098 01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,156 Why? 1099 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,244 You're the star, you are not the double. 1100 01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:18,159 This post will block your face. 1101 01:11:18,833 --> 01:11:19,833 So, what should I do? 1102 01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:21,943 Have you watched the film yip man? 1103 01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:22,787 Yes. 1104 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:26,325 Master yip posted like this. 1105 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:27,792 Yes, you're right. 1106 01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,163 Sure, 1107 01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,973 master didn't want people to hit his face, so, he blocked his face. 1108 01:11:32,208 --> 01:11:33,414 But how did the lead post? 1109 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:34,873 The lead posted like this. 1110 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,199 He placed his hands low, why? 1111 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,161 So that people will notice his face, 1112 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:42,449 this is what a star should do. 1113 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,143 Have you watched the film chen chun? 1114 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:44,826 Yes, I did. 1115 01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:47,491 Did you notice the lead post like this? 1116 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,573 Like this. 1117 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:50,990 Why did he post like this? 1118 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:55,207 This is not for fighting, this is for posting, 1119 01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:55,909 telling others that... 1120 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,493 Don't move out of the screen. 1121 01:11:57,667 --> 01:11:59,453 Keep seeing the face, got it? 1122 01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:01,994 Oh, I got that. 1123 01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:03,333 Got that? 1124 01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:05,244 Girl, help him to post once more. 1125 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,206 She is filming you, 1126 01:12:07,375 --> 01:12:10,037 try hard not to let the camera leave your face. 1127 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,250 Come on. 1128 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:23,958 I eft. 1129 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:25,125 Right. 1130 01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:25,955 Back. 1131 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,125 Below... 1132 01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:30,992 Wow, bravo! 1133 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,411 You are really great! 1134 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:34,163 You can be promoted! 1135 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:37,530 Girl, take him to pay the school fee, he's been promoted. 1136 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:39,292 Go... go... go. 1137 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,411 Boss, you've got it, haven't you? 1138 01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,990 Although I haven't explained much, 1139 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:54,913 if you take the course and learn something, 1140 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,832 I believe that, if you keep learning for months, 1141 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:01,155 you can be a very great master, 1142 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,957 or, you can become a new martial arts superstar. 1143 01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:05,372 I think you'd 1144 01:13:05,542 --> 01:13:07,908 better think of a name. 1145 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:11,875 Don ask... 1146 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:18,072 Don ask... my name! 1147 01:13:20,667 --> 01:13:23,625 Boss, now you have become very powerful! 1148 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,743 And, I noticed that 1149 01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:28,829 you're very demanding of yourself. 1150 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:33,656 So this course for superstar doesn't fit you. 1151 01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:39,081 You know, a man should pay full attention to build his career. 1152 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,037 And, must try his very best. 1153 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,164 So, I would like to introduce you... 1154 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:47,864 The top and most deluxe course. 1155 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,623 Please follow me. 1156 01:14:04,917 --> 01:14:09,035 This is our president course. 1157 01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:21,537 Wow, Obama? 1158 01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:24,833 Fist. 1159 01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:45,625 Hold on... 1160 01:14:45,708 --> 01:14:47,414 I'd like to get his autograph. 1161 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,539 Wait, the president has something to announce. 1162 01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:56,286 If you know wing chun, that will be no more war... the world peace. 1163 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:57,583 World peace? 1164 01:14:57,625 --> 01:14:57,784 Yeah 1165 01:14:57,958 --> 01:14:59,494 what did he say? 1166 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:02,409 President said, welcome to listen to my fm 101.8. 1167 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,082 There are wonderful programmes, famous dj, great songs. 1168 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,559 All can be found in this channel. 1169 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:08,423 You can voice out any happy or unhappy things. 1170 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,867 Voice out, and the world will be peaceful. 1171 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:14,449 So, may I have the autograph? 1172 01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:15,667 Wait... 1173 01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:18,124 He would like to take your photograph for the dinner. 1174 01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:21,329 Ok, but I want to know his name 1175 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,865 and where does he come from? 1176 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:25,489 The president said, 1177 01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:27,874 if you want an autograph on the picture, press one. 1178 01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:29,248 If you want more autographs... 1179 01:15:29,417 --> 01:15:31,783 For your brothers, sisters and family, 1180 01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,038 press four. 1181 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,226 I want autograph and picture, then print on the shirt. 1182 01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:36,615 No problem. 1183 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:37,872 But pay first. 1184 01:15:38,375 --> 01:15:39,375 Good bye. 1185 01:15:39,542 --> 01:15:40,281 Please go on. 1186 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:41,458 Thank you very much. 1187 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:44,784 You know, you can not only be a star, 1188 01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,707 you can be the future president. 1189 01:15:51,958 --> 01:15:55,530 Boss, do you need to communicate with your friends? 1190 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:58,707 No doubt I am the one who makes the decision. 1191 01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:00,498 All right, let's go out and talk. 1192 01:16:00,667 --> 01:16:01,747 All right... 1193 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:05,165 So, you have seen how well developed this school is. 1194 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:11,828 Even ip man's relatives learn wing chun in our school. 1195 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:15,409 May I know which class you'd like to go? 1196 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,740 Wow, you beggars! 1197 01:16:21,917 --> 01:16:22,917 Aren't you beggar? 1198 01:16:22,958 --> 01:16:24,414 Come on! 1199 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:30,913 Good, this school is very good. 1200 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:34,204 But I need to consider it carefully, next time, maybe next time. 1201 01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:37,739 Okay, no problem, each will pay two hundred. 1202 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,000 Why two hundred? 1203 01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,789 Pay for visit only? 1204 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:42,410 This states clearly... 1205 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,037 Visiting fee, two hundred each. 1206 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:47,868 Do you think we are fools, 1207 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:49,163 we are not that stupid! 1208 01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:50,333 That's right. 1209 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:53,947 You mean... okay, no problem. 1210 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:57,375 Work now. 1211 01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:58,455 Pay now! 1212 01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:00,035 What'd we do? 1213 01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:03,039 Don't cry, don't cry! 1214 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:04,539 Pay now. 1215 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:09,116 Hurry up! Pay now! 1216 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:21,701 Why are you there? Come out! 1217 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,832 Wing is over there, come on. 1218 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:29,040 Go, go now! 1219 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:36,537 Wing, where have you been? 1220 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:38,623 I went to buy biscuit. 1221 01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:41,124 You know how poor we were? 1222 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,157 We almost lost our lives. 1223 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,790 We were surrounded by girls, I was almost dead! 1224 01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:48,663 Are you okay? 1225 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:49,948 I am still alive. 1226 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,074 Where are auntie and uncle chun? 1227 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:55,583 Here I am. 1228 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,290 Auntie chun, you look wider! 1229 01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:01,823 Avatar is all the go now. 1230 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:05,415 Don't tell me the one next to you is uncle chun. 1231 01:18:05,958 --> 01:18:06,958 That's right. 1232 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,116 Uncle chun, why do you look like grapes? 1233 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,992 Don't talk, let's eat something. 1234 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000 How about meat bone tea? 1235 01:18:16,750 --> 01:18:17,750 Great. 1236 01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:22,915 Look, the owner of this shop is illiterate. 1237 01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:24,789 He spells the word bone wrong. 1238 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:27,909 Cut the crap, I am hungry. 1239 01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,539 Hungry? Okay, let's go in. 1240 01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:30,708 Goin... 1241 01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,536 Wait! 1242 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,206 You always murmur, 1243 01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:40,532 what a nag! 1244 01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:44,330 Don't go in, stand here, come on, there is another step. 1245 01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:47,950 Repeat what you always said one hundred times, starts. 1246 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:52,449 It's dangerous in school, my brain is rotten. 1247 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:53,667 I am so hungry. 1248 01:18:57,292 --> 01:18:58,292 Thank you. 1249 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,373 Waiter, bring me the menu please. 1250 01:19:00,542 --> 01:19:03,158 Oh, coming... 1251 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:11,500 The words are small, how can I view it? 1252 01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:13,869 Never mind, I have got a tool for you. 1253 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:22,906 Stop reading, what you'd order is meat bone tea. 1254 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,199 You don't speak and write good Chinese. 1255 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:32,030 Why did you use the word Jade instead of meat? 1256 01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:36,364 It is just a word, never mind it. 1257 01:19:39,917 --> 01:19:42,408 We haven't ordered yet, why do you bring us this one? 1258 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:43,914 Everyone comes here for this, 1259 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:46,374 you need not order. 1260 01:19:46,792 --> 01:19:47,907 What is this? 1261 01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:50,203 Obviously this is a piece of bone. 1262 01:19:50,542 --> 01:19:51,542 It doesn't like one. 1263 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:54,784 With some tea, that's right. 1264 01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:58,655 So, this becomes meat bone tea. 1265 01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:00,162 You call this meat bone tea? 1266 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:02,455 Still something is missing. 1267 01:20:03,375 --> 01:20:05,240 About this famous dish, 1268 01:20:05,417 --> 01:20:07,248 of course there is meat, bone and tea. 1269 01:20:07,417 --> 01:20:09,829 It will be rich and in good color and smell. Right? 1270 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,082 Rich and delicious, right? 1271 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:14,582 And there are many combinations. Right? 1272 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,411 What do you mean? 1273 01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:19,870 Just like win, place, double trio, 1274 01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:22,579 treble, so and so. 1275 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,976 If you bet in the horse race, remember to bet on horse number 8. 1276 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,865 It will sure win. 1277 01:20:27,042 --> 01:20:29,283 We come for food, not for horse race. 1278 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:31,870 Yes, you come for food. 1279 01:20:32,042 --> 01:20:33,042 We are hungry! 1280 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:36,075 Be frank, any recommendation? 1281 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:37,911 Yes, I have Jade bone tea for you. 1282 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:40,949 You mean this weird soup? 1283 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:43,995 Something is missing, please wait. 1284 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,240 What did you do? 1285 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:56,322 This is Jade, so I add it in the soup to make it Jade bone tea. 1286 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,115 It's ridiculous! 1287 01:20:59,667 --> 01:21:02,625 This 1s a place full of swindlers! 1288 01:21:02,792 --> 01:21:03,792 Let's go. 1289 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:04,833 Don't go. 1290 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:07,807 Close the gate and let the dogs come out. 1291 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:17,698 Hey, they are small, how can they threaten us? 1292 01:21:18,542 --> 01:21:21,784 Small dog? Better have a look again. 1293 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:27,413 To fight with dogs? 1294 01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:29,768 I haven't learnt fighting with dogs. 1295 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:30,998 Let's go then. 1296 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:33,453 Stay and pay! 1297 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:35,833 Okay, pay now. 1298 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:49,700 That is a street of swindlers! 1299 01:21:50,042 --> 01:21:52,749 Did your friend fool us? 1300 01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:54,994 But why did he do so? 1301 01:21:55,542 --> 01:21:57,157 Let's go and ask him. 1302 01:21:57,458 --> 01:21:59,870 What? Meeting master hung? No! 1303 01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:02,374 Hey... 1304 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,492 Bro, fatty's gone crazy, I want to bring him to the doctor. See you then. 1305 01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:10,034 Hey, how can you leave me like this? You're not righteous! 1306 01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:11,372 Why don't you leave? 1307 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:14,116 I do want to leave. 1308 01:22:14,292 --> 01:22:15,372 But I must bring wing to 1309 01:22:15,542 --> 01:22:18,124 master hung safe and complete. 1310 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:19,581 If not, he would kill me! 1311 01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:21,411 Let's go then! Come on. 1312 01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:44,042 Uncle chun, come on. 1313 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,125 Auntie chun... 1314 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:49,658 Be careful... oh sorry. 1315 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,040 Chun, my old friend! 1316 01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:57,328 Old friend? Are you nuts? 1317 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,116 How can you treat your friend like this? 1318 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:02,744 What's the matter? 1319 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:04,077 Don't you feel shame to ask? 1320 01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:07,117 The wing chun street you mentioned is a street of swindlers! 1321 01:23:09,042 --> 01:23:09,872 What's happened? 1322 01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:10,531 I don't know, 1323 01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:11,768 you asked me to take care of them, 1324 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:12,907 I take care of them! 1325 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:19,248 Those foreigners! They don't know Chinese at all. 1326 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,957 You know I am rich, many people come bother me everyday. 1327 01:23:24,292 --> 01:23:25,532 I didn't make myself clear, 1328 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:26,976 so he really played tricks to get rid of you. 1329 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,320 Actually, I really asked him to take good care of you guys. 1330 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:30,535 I am so sorry... 1331 01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,120 This is a big fun! You really care, don't you? 1332 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:36,116 It's just a misunderstanding. 1333 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:40,117 Better make every thing clear to us. 1334 01:23:40,292 --> 01:23:43,489 Yes, auntie chun, please come in and take a seat. 1335 01:23:43,875 --> 01:23:45,740 Uncle chun, auntie chun, be careful. 1336 01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,208 Wing? 1337 01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:50,207 This is not, this is wing. 1338 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,333 Master hung. 1339 01:23:52,583 --> 01:23:53,743 Come in and take a seat. 1340 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,581 Kids, this is none of your business. 1341 01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:56,768 Go and have fun somewhere else. 1342 01:23:56,792 --> 01:23:59,283 Got it, enjoy yourselves. 1343 01:24:00,417 --> 01:24:02,248 The old people told us to leave them alone. 1344 01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:15,292 What should I do? 1345 01:24:28,375 --> 01:24:30,366 What's the matter? 1346 01:24:30,542 --> 01:24:32,268 You're something! Come and have a chat with me. 1347 01:24:32,292 --> 01:24:33,292 I don't know you. 1348 01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:34,533 Come and have a chat, come on. 1349 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:38,866 Pal, what makes you approach me? 1350 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:42,457 I'd like to use your super power to fix someone for me. 1351 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,660 I don't have super power, you came to a wrong guy, man. 1352 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,792 Stop denying. 1353 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:52,239 I know your name, da-jun, I always watch Stephen chow's film. 1354 01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:55,330 My name is da-jun. 1355 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,955 After the mission, you'll have more than you expect. 1356 01:24:58,042 --> 01:24:59,042 Really? 1357 01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:17,534 Take a seat, just make yourself at home. 1358 01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:20,323 We are a family! 1359 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:23,162 We are not a family! You'd better tell us the truth. 1360 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:26,684 I'll deal with you about what you cheated about the wing chun street. 1361 01:25:26,708 --> 01:25:27,708 Since you're rich, 1362 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:29,795 why didn't you take wing home for a better life? 1363 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:32,744 I just couldn't take care of him when he was a child. 1364 01:25:32,917 --> 01:25:35,124 Now he's grown up and finally he's home. 1365 01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:38,533 You took him home, but why did you ask someone to ambush him? 1366 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:40,949 I didn't do that. 1367 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:43,199 So, who would do that? 1368 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:50,080 Miss, where did you ask Zoe to go yesterday? 1369 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:52,012 Look, she has got wounds all over her body. 1370 01:25:53,042 --> 01:25:55,078 She is swimming to you, you'd better ask her. 1371 01:26:02,542 --> 01:26:05,739 Your dad said someone is very important to him, 1372 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,083 who is that? 1373 01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:11,451 I don't care who he is, 1374 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,288 I just don't want daddy to raise another woman behind us. 1375 01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:19,822 Woman? Are you crazy? 1376 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:24,117 I worry that daddy's adulterine child would come to share our wealth. 1377 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:26,536 I am the eldest son in the family, 1378 01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:30,245 I won't let the jerk get a penny. 1379 01:26:32,042 --> 01:26:34,328 I am your buddy, so, leave it to me. 1380 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:35,500 I can fix it for you. 1381 01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:38,101 Do you think you can handle it alone? 1382 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:41,037 Mary is my sis, let me fix it for her. 1383 01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:43,702 Are you okay? 1384 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:55,792 Again? 1385 01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,331 Are you really great in kung-fu? 1386 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,199 Be careful! Stop fighting. 1387 01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:20,290 Young men, why do you fight? 1388 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:25,250 Wing... 1389 01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:25,864 Wing... 1390 01:27:26,042 --> 01:27:26,451 Auntie chun. 1391 01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:27,625 You... 1392 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,875 Come on, get up. 1393 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,620 Get up! 1394 01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:33,123 Cut the crap now. 1395 01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:36,950 Look, you're all wet! 1396 01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:39,366 Get changed first, I'll be there waiting. 1397 01:27:42,042 --> 01:27:44,579 Come on, help wing to get changed please. 1398 01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,615 Why should I move? 1399 01:27:50,167 --> 01:27:54,285 You guys are fooling us! I don't want to play with you, I am leaving! 1400 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,787 I recognize them! They're the gang! 1401 01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:02,829 None of my business, I just wanted to help Mary. 1402 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:04,706 Jeason gets involved too. 1403 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:07,036 None of your business? I know you. 1404 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:09,073 I am sure they did it. 1405 01:28:09,542 --> 01:28:11,578 Cut the crap, get changed first. 1406 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,333 Hello... 1407 01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:23,243 Have you seen his ass? 1408 01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:25,828 Hurry up, man! 1409 01:28:27,292 --> 01:28:29,533 You'd give me some time to release my power. 1410 01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:32,825 I should at least take a deep breath and something. 1411 01:28:34,250 --> 01:28:36,286 Hey, cut the crap now. I think something is coming. 1412 01:28:36,708 --> 01:28:37,708 Let's stop right here. 1413 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,000 What are you doing? 1414 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:18,623 I am sorry... 1415 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:21,907 Close the door please. 1416 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,456 Hey... 1417 01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:28,083 I am sorry. 1418 01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:30,083 Do you wanna run? 1419 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,060 You maniac, I wanna teach you a lesson! 1420 01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:36,875 I want to quit! 1421 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,615 I've got a maniac. 1422 01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:44,581 Why do you piss at my ass? 1423 01:29:45,292 --> 01:29:46,292 Speak up! 1424 01:29:50,292 --> 01:29:51,998 Oh, you are gay! 1425 01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:54,332 I have been watching you! 1426 01:29:54,542 --> 01:29:57,830 He has paid attention to wing's ass and his fingers moved accordingly. 1427 01:30:00,042 --> 01:30:01,703 Who are they? 1428 01:30:02,542 --> 01:30:03,998 What happened? 1429 01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:07,079 When I changed my pants, he came to piss at my ass. 1430 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:10,536 Wing, I can't imagine that... 1431 01:30:10,667 --> 01:30:13,534 You also attract men! 1432 01:30:14,083 --> 01:30:15,994 How dare you harass my boyfriend? 1433 01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,615 Do you wanna go to hell? 1434 01:30:18,167 --> 01:30:19,657 I was appointed to do so. 1435 01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:22,119 Who did it? Tell us now, otherwise... 1436 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:23,623 You can never leave this place. 1437 01:30:24,667 --> 01:30:26,703 I think this is a misunderstanding. 1438 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,577 What? 1439 01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:30,830 Anyway... 1440 01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:33,581 I must dig his eyes out. 1441 01:30:34,042 --> 01:30:36,954 No one can piss at wing's ass! 1442 01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:40,370 Yes, we can avoid him big mouthing too. 1443 01:30:40,792 --> 01:30:43,534 Hey, I don't want such big game with me. 1444 01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:44,538 I am half blind. 1445 01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:46,184 And you still want to dig my eye out, don't you? 1446 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:48,369 Wait, master hung is the man behind. 1447 01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:55,664 Don't frame me! 1448 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:58,090 If I know so many kung-fu masters were around, 1449 01:30:58,208 --> 01:30:59,643 I wouldn't have taken your money for that job. 1450 01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:01,157 I don't want to trade with my life. 1451 01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:05,157 So, where is your supernatural power? 1452 01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:08,245 I don't have any supernatural power, you said I had. 1453 01:31:08,417 --> 01:31:09,953 What? What do you mean? 1454 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,115 I don't have super power, 1455 01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:14,203 I just want to earn your money. 1456 01:31:15,292 --> 01:31:17,518 But I did see you playing supernatural power on that day. 1457 01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:18,657 I didn't do that. 1458 01:31:18,958 --> 01:31:20,994 But the girl's dress was blown up. 1459 01:31:21,167 --> 01:31:23,909 A car just passed by, her dress was blown up by the wind. 1460 01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,448 And I just took a glance. 1461 01:31:26,542 --> 01:31:27,247 Why did you always 1462 01:31:27,417 --> 01:31:28,247 cover one eye with your hand? 1463 01:31:28,417 --> 01:31:29,657 The other eye of mine is blind, 1464 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:32,082 so I have to cover it to view better. 1465 01:31:32,917 --> 01:31:33,917 To hell with you! 1466 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:37,280 Master hung, I am sorry, I just can't earn your money. 1467 01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:39,365 I can't view his ass, I've got to go now. 1468 01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:40,750 Hey, you... 1469 01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:46,909 Pao, tell us the truth now. 1470 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:49,910 Well, 1471 01:31:51,250 --> 01:31:53,770 this is the secret which is hidden deep in my heart for decades. 1472 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,456 I must tell the truth now. 1473 01:31:58,667 --> 01:32:01,955 Wing is my adulterine child. 1474 01:32:02,292 --> 01:32:03,292 What? 1475 01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,489 Wah, we are buddies, don't fool me please. 1476 01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:13,643 Give me two million if you are smart. 1477 01:32:13,667 --> 01:32:15,059 Otherwise I would tell the world your secret 1478 01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:15,913 and you'll suffer for sure. 1479 01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,789 Don't be too mean to me. 1480 01:32:18,542 --> 01:32:21,079 If your wife knows it, she will never let you go. 1481 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:26,828 Wah, please don't do that, wah... 1482 01:32:29,125 --> 01:32:33,073 Wing, I am so sorry. 1483 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,000 What's happened? 1484 01:32:40,917 --> 01:32:42,703 But you told me that 1485 01:32:42,875 --> 01:32:45,833 wing is your friend's son. 1486 01:32:48,833 --> 01:32:50,789 I lied to you. 1487 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,491 I knew wing's mom, may. 1488 01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:57,823 We fell in love at the firs sight. 1489 01:32:58,625 --> 01:33:00,240 Soon, we had wing, the baby. 1490 01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:04,576 You know, we were young, we didn't know how to... 1491 01:33:05,708 --> 01:33:07,388 We didn't know what to do after pregnancy. 1492 01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:10,449 I got a friend in the hometown, wah, 1493 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:13,332 he said he could take care of may. 1494 01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:16,869 And he said he could help may give birth to the baby. 1495 01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:21,155 God knows that, he was a beast. 1496 01:33:21,917 --> 01:33:26,866 When may's ready to deliver, he even pushed her to... 1497 01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,573 For what? 1498 01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:36,489 He even pushed her to do the laundry. 1499 01:33:40,833 --> 01:33:45,577 How can a pregnant woman do such heavy chores? 1500 01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:50,370 So, may's got poor health. 1501 01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:52,622 After the delivery to wing, 1502 01:33:54,208 --> 01:33:55,288 she dies at last. 1503 01:33:58,250 --> 01:34:03,324 May died because of wah, and he even took wing from me. 1504 01:34:04,167 --> 01:34:08,035 Since then, wing and I separated. 1505 01:34:08,417 --> 01:34:09,702 I saw you staying with wing 1506 01:34:09,875 --> 01:34:11,706 next to the lake one night... 1507 01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:13,573 On that night, 1508 01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:17,239 I grabbed wing back to me hardly. 1509 01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:20,033 I didn't know what to do actually. 1510 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:24,572 At that time, I witnessed a couple next to the river... 1511 01:34:24,750 --> 01:34:26,286 Okay, I understand that. 1512 01:34:27,417 --> 01:34:29,783 Wait, but you haven't mentioned the reason why... 1513 01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:32,119 Why do you want to view wing's ass”? 1514 01:34:35,792 --> 01:34:39,080 I want to prove wing my son. 1515 01:34:39,625 --> 01:34:41,286 May told me that 1516 01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:44,329 my son's got a birth Mark on the ass. 1517 01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:45,875 What? 1518 01:34:47,042 --> 01:34:50,284 Son, now I build a Mark on your ass. 1519 01:34:50,750 --> 01:34:53,332 When you grow up, never let others view your ass, 1520 01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:54,500 got it? 1521 01:34:57,917 --> 01:35:03,492 No, I can't let you view my ass. 1522 01:35:07,792 --> 01:35:08,792 God, 1523 01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:13,664 why can't you let my son come back to me? 1524 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:18,575 God, if you don't help me, 1525 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:20,869 who can help me? 1526 01:35:21,917 --> 01:35:24,875 I can help you if god doesn't help. 1527 01:36:02,292 --> 01:36:03,372 Don't worry, 1528 01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:09,532 I can get back your son, that is my grandson. 1529 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,619 God of fire and cloud? 1530 01:36:12,917 --> 01:36:13,952 Again? What? 1531 01:36:14,125 --> 01:36:18,869 Yes, my mom is the master of the descendant of the god of fire and cloud. 1532 01:36:20,917 --> 01:36:24,034 Son, where is the birth Mark? Left or right? 1533 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:25,500 I eft. 1534 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:28,414 No, on the right. 1535 01:36:28,708 --> 01:36:29,868 I got it. 1536 01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:38,156 It's you, get up now. 1537 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,833 Watch my attack! 1538 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:03,242 Why there is no map but only a Chinese word asshole? 1539 01:37:03,917 --> 01:37:04,747 It's a curse! 1540 01:37:04,917 --> 01:37:05,917 Hey! 1541 01:37:08,958 --> 01:37:10,243 I want to change my pants. 1542 01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:13,742 Even there is a map for treasure hunting, it will go to the charity group at last. 1543 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:15,493 What does that mean? 1544 01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:20,038 I believe that wing's dad knew you a mean guy. 1545 01:37:20,208 --> 01:37:21,948 So he tattooed the word asshole on his ass, 1546 01:37:22,125 --> 01:37:23,535 it is to blame you for sure. 1547 01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:25,803 That means, I wasted money to raise him up. 1548 01:37:26,250 --> 01:37:28,616 And at last I am scolded asshole I! 1549 01:37:29,792 --> 01:37:35,162 What does that mean? Are you kidding me? 1550 01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:36,417 Serve you right. 1551 01:37:36,833 --> 01:37:39,950 You asked for that! Stop dreaming man! 1552 01:37:40,417 --> 01:37:41,782 Wing, let's go. 1553 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,000 Go! 1554 01:37:47,125 --> 01:37:48,786 What a shame! 1555 01:37:51,083 --> 01:37:52,563 I don't want to take a glance at you. 1556 01:38:04,458 --> 01:38:05,458 Wait for me! 1557 01:38:07,292 --> 01:38:13,037 Daddy, I have to go with my classmate for revision. 1558 01:38:13,208 --> 01:38:15,494 I've got to go now, bye! 1559 01:38:21,083 --> 01:38:23,369 Wing, if you get the map for treasure hunting, 1560 01:38:23,542 --> 01:38:24,542 what would you do? 1561 01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:26,573 I have made up my mind. 1562 01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:29,645 If I get it, then I will donate everything to the charity group. 1563 01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:32,039 That's right, wing. 1564 01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:35,119 This is our good kid, wing! 1565 01:38:38,250 --> 01:38:40,610 Having wing with us, we'll live a happy and prosperous life. 1566 01:38:59,417 --> 01:39:02,454 Wing, wait for me... 1567 01:39:16,417 --> 01:39:17,623 So what? 1568 01:39:18,333 --> 01:39:21,746 Master hung, I lied to you. 1569 01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:27,536 When I was young, my dad told me about the map for hunting treasure. 1570 01:39:30,708 --> 01:39:31,708 Where is it? 1571 01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:42,493 Little finger? 1572 01:39:45,333 --> 01:39:46,368 It's right here. 1573 01:39:47,583 --> 01:39:51,201 If you raise me 10 more years, when this little finger grows bigger, 1574 01:39:51,958 --> 01:39:53,073 then you can view it. 101911

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