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- [Forty sighs]
- [car door slams]
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I cannot believe
there are no charging stations.
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Fucking Arizona.
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Well, we could call a tow,
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but, uh, you know, what the fuck,
it's gonna take way too long.
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Let's just take the PJ.
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I know jets are wasteful,
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but I don't want you driving
through the night,
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and my mom...
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really hates it when people are late.
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God, I cannot wait for you to meet her.
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- What time is Love getting there?
- Who knows?
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She's on her new boyfriend's dick
like herpes.
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Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but...
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Will, right? She's bringing him?
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Yep.
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[Candace] Move, Joe.
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Wait, stop! Stop!
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Stop, Candace.
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I love you.
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Just let me go.
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Tell me you don't love me.
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I don't! I don't love you.
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I never have.
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What are you gonna do about it, Joe?
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Don't do this!
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Stop!
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Looks like it's gonna be
a proper meet-the-parents Wellkend.
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Oh! [clears throat]
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Hi. Yeah.
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Forty Quinn here.
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Yes, like the number, but spelled out.
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F-O...
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[opening song playing]
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[egg timer ticking]
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[Joe] I now truly understand
the term "love of my life."
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My life makes sense now with you in it.
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Complete. Not closed.
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More open to the world
and everything beautiful than ever before.
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Nothing to hide.
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You've asked me to meet the parents.
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Might be messy, family can be.
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But whatever comes,
we'll get through it, together.
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[timer dings]
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[groans]
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I don't wanna.
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Can your parents really be that bad?
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Worse. They can be worse.
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Okay, remember,
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they charm so that they can manipulate.
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My mom is a lot.
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Just give in to her crazy.
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And my dad is impenetrable.
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Just don't take it personally.
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Try not to.
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I still do.
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Is there anything I can do to support you?
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We could have a signal.
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Like...
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What is that? Are... Are you Spider-Man?
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[chuckles] No, no.
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Um, it's... it's, uh...
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ASL for "I love you."
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In, like, a friendly
you know, like, platonic way.
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[Joe] I love you.
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In the non-friendly way,
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but I'm waiting to say it.
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Why rush when we have
the rest of our lives?
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[Love] Hmm!
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My dad's gonna like that shirt.
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[Joe] I know. I do my research.
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America's surrogate dream parents,
Ray and Dottie Quinn.
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Ray is a Pasadena golden boy
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who comes from old-school money.
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Dottie is the spark plug
that gives him life.
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They met in the naked hot tubs
at Esalen,
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eloped shortly thereafter.
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Joan Baez is rumored to have officiated.
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Dottie opened Anavrin
with Ray's family cash.
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What started as a pet project has evolved
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into a global brand largely due to Dottie,
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all centered on the Quinn family motto,
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"Transparency and realness."
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This weekend is Ray and Dottie's
30th anniversary,
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and they're making up
for their quickie wedding
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with a wellness bacchanal.
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Ray and Dottie's vow renewal
will be the culmination
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of packed community...
say it with me now...
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"Wellkend."
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Shoot me in the face.
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But whatever you need, Love.
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These people may pretend to be real,
but you and I really are.
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[phone rings]
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- [Joe] Speaking of messy family...
- Hey.
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Did you know Ja Rule
and Ashanti never banged?
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Okay. And?
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I don't know, it just kind of ruins it
for me knowing their love was never real.
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Can you check out?
It fucks up inventory when you steal.
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- Is that kombucha?
- Stop being so codependent, okay?
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'Buch has about as much alcohol in it
as fresh-pressed juice,
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and I want to pour one out for Henderson.
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Because it was our thing.
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[Forty] Did you hear they're saying
it was a suicide now?
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Too good for this world.
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[Joe] Another melancholy clown
dies by his own hand,
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and his adoring fans
and acquaintances grieve deeply
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for, oh, about the next one
to two news cycles.
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Are you making it to meetings?
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I'm in such a positive place right now
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and AA is a breeding ground of negativity.
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Speaking of circle jerks,
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you still coming to Mom and Dad's
Wank-end?
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Yes, of course.
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Forty, just promise me
that you won't do anything...
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Gotta go. Amy's in the whip.
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[phone beeps]
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah.
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No. [sighs]
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Forty's gonna go off the rails again.
I can tell.
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It's gonna be bad.
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You like the girl he just met, right?
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Sure.
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We went to the movies.
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We didn't even talk.
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What can I say? He's on pattern.
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Meets a girl, each a new
impossible-to-predict type of bad for him,
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and then he tries
to get our parents to like her,
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then he flings himself off a cliff
when they don't.
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[Joe] Leaving you to clean the splatter.
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I can neutralize.
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I can distract. I'm good with parents.
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We got this.
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[Ellie] Sure, I could tell you
were my sister is, but...
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what is this about?
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[man] It's about Joshua Bunter.
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- You might know him as...
- [Joe] Henderson.
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Clearly, I need to be
in two places at once,
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with you and near Ellie.
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Just crossing the T's here.
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We know from Henderson's IMs he was
planning on seeing your sister that night.
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Yeah, I don't read the news.
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It's, like, so depressing,
but I... I thought he...
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offed himself.
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[Joe] Delilah's smarter than these guys.
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[detective] Yeah, well, it seems that way.
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[Joe] And I've got parental tech
to keep an eye on Ellie
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and the fallout
from Hendy's tragic suicide.
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Well, Ellie's not home right now,
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but I can call you when she is
if you want, or, like...
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Oh, no. I have to go into work.
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I'm sorry.
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Bye.
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Were you at Henderson's
the night he died, Ellie?
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What are these?
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- What do you think they are?
- Don't evade with a question.
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- You evaded with a question first!
- Jesus!
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Half the time you treat me like an adult,
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but, wait, suddenly, I'm a kid because
you can't get it together to be an adult?
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You really wanna know?
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Those are Henderson's.
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No, they're not.
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They're random.
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They're... He's not even in 'em.
They're just...
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I know...
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because he did it to me.
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I don't believe you.
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- Where's your photo then?
- You don't believe me? You need proof?
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Listen, don't get mad at me because
he was a bad guy and you fell for it.
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He was my friend!
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He wasn't your friend, Ellie!
Let me guess.
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He made you promise not to tell anyone
you were hanging out alone together?
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Basic predator move.
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You are a lot of things...
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but you're not stupid.
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[Ellie sobs]
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[new age music playing]
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[Lucy and Sunrise chuckling]
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[Lucy] Ah, ooh, ooh! Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi, babe.
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[Love] Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you guys are here.
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Oh, my God.
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[both moaning]
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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Yeah, this is great.
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[Joe] Well, thankfully,
teenagers text emotional gibberish,
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so I know Ellie's okay.
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All right, put the phone away.
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Welcome to the Hellmouth.
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[chuckles]
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[Joe] And I'm in a Wes Anderson movie
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set in a weirdly Caucasian ashram.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Lovey, hey.
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Hey.
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This is Will Bettelheim.
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Oh. You related to Bruno?
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[Joe] Ray's a not-so-secret fantasy fan.
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He's referring to Bruno Bettelheim,
author of...
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The Uses of Enchantment is a classic.
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No relation, I'm just a fan.
It's good to meet you, Mr. Quinn.
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Call me Ray.
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[woman] Will?
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Finally we meet. [chuckles]
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Oh!
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You are delicious.
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The pleasure is all mine, Dottie.
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Come here, darling. You look beautiful.
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- Hey, Mom.
- I'm sorry, I'm all over the place.
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- Let's get you a drink.
- Okay.
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Sounds good.
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[Forty and Will grunt]
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- Forty.
- Sport! Hi, Love.
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Where'd she go? There she is.
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You gotta meet my girl, Amy.
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Amy, come here.
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[song in slow motion]
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Hi there. [chuckles]
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Will Bettelheim,
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Amy Adam.
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Nice to meet you.
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[Joe] It can't be.
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Am I hallucinating?
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This is her hand, this is real.
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Candace is here.
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Will Bettelheim...
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What a great name.
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Almost sounds made up.
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[Joe] Is she trying to spar with me?
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That's funny, I was just thinking,
"Amy Adam."
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How totally un-google-able.
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[all laughing]
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[Joe] This is a game to her.
She's enjoying this.
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I'm so happy to see you again.
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[Joe] She's crazy, Love.
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I'm also so hungry
I could eat my own hand, so let's...
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- Oh, no, don't worry. Just eat mine.
- Oh! [laughs]
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[Joe] Like the kids say, "Fuck my life."
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[Candace whimpering]
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[car engine stops]
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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- [Candace sobs]
- Shh-sh-sh-sh.
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It's okay, you are totally safe.
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I have a surprise for you.
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[Candace whimpering]
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Can you promise to be calm?
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Okay, good.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean what I said. I'm an idiot.
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Okay, I'm stupid. Let's just go home.
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You're just saying that
because you think it's what I wanna hear.
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No, I'm saying that
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because I'm tied up in the back of a van.
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I had to...
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so we could get here...
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to talk.
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I am so sorry.
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- But it's all gonna be worth it.
- Where are we?
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Lake Mahopac.
258
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You remember that amazing picnic we had?
I brought all your faves again.
259
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,414
No, just, okay...
260
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,625
I know... I know you don't want to hurt me.
261
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,794
- I would never hurt you.
- Just untie me. Untie me.
262
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,879
I can't do that yet, you know I can't.
263
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,631
Just hang on.
264
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:14,881
[door opens]
265
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,767
Thanks. Thank you.
266
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,105
Candace!
267
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,028
[shrieks]
268
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,741
[Candace grunting]
269
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,868
Listen, you don't understand.
Don't do this!
270
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,371
Stop! Please, don't do this!
Shh! Sh-sh-sh-sh!
271
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,372
Stop...
272
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,455
- [thuds]
- Stop!
273
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,515
[Joe] How?
274
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,435
How did she manage this?
275
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,062
So tell, tell! How you two met.
276
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,313
We're dying to hear.
277
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,291
- [Ray] Yeah, tell us.
- [Forty] Well, we were at...
278
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,900
- [Candace] South By.
- Yeah, and...
279
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,529
- Amy was giving me stalker eyes.
- I was interested, but so was he.
280
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,031
- So she reached for the queso.
- Oh, the queso!
281
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,451
- And, um, it felt like...
- It was fate.
282
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,035
Inseparable ever since.
283
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,787
[Joe] Enjoy it while it lasts.
284
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,290
[Forty] Yeah, we actually road-tripped
back from Austin.
285
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,250
Got to know each other
a little bit better.
286
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,210
- [both chuckle]
- And what are you doing?
287
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,629
- Amy is an indie film producer.
- [Joe] Oh, come on.
288
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,798
[Forty[ Yeah,
we're actually already in soft prep
289
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,925
for a film we're trying to get going.
290
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,384
[Dottie] Honey?
291
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,927
[Forty sighs]
292
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,518
He could pretend to care,
like, if he wanted to.
293
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272
[chuckling]
Wow, these waiters are so slow!
294
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,900
Oh, you want a drink?
I'll... I'll grab you a drink, bunny.
295
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,735
Yeah, could I get a 'buch, please?
296
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,988
- Virgin, obviously.
- [chuckling] Yes.
297
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,281
[Forty] Appreciate you.
298
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,328
- [bartender] Here you go.
- Thanks.
299
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,081
What are you doing here?
300
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,751
I told you I'd show up
to give you what you deserve.
301
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,919
So here we are.
302
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,962
Merry Christmas.
303
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,050
[Joe] How do I get this time bomb
away from you, Love?
304
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,344
- Want to know how I found you?
- I would love to hear.
305
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,427
[scoffs]
306
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,600
[Candace] So, I was feeling like shit
one fine afternoon,
307
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,686
when I saw this clickbait
about how the stars live.
308
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,563
I mean, who doesn't need
a little escapism?
309
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,295
So I clicked and there was this link
310
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,397
about how all the cool kids
go to Henderson's house,
311
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,202
and although
I wasn't familiar with his work,
312
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,655
I was curious about this random douchebag
313
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,824
high as balls on his coffee table,
314
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,536
which is when I first set eyes
on my new dreamy beau. [scoffs]
315
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,997
[Joe] Of course, your brother
destroyed my life,
316
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,290
our life.
317
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,417
And he's such an idiot.
318
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,670
And I keep watching and...
319
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,631
No.
320
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,800
Couldn't be.
321
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,719
Could not be.
322
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,763
[Joe] I was trying to help you, Love.
323
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,598
Altruism is dangerous.
324
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,058
Shocked you'd choose LA.
325
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,350
But I found you.
326
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,977
Great.
327
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,437
What's the move?
328
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,857
You gonna tell them this dramatic tale?
329
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,693
I mean, it is their special weekend,
330
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,279
so I'll wait if and when I have to,
331
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,783
But in the meantime, I am going
to protect them from you, bunny.
332
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,743
[scoffs] Especially...
333
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,538
your gorgeous girl.
334
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,623
Lucky man, Will. [chuckles]
335
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876
- I missed you, babe.
- Aw!
336
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,007
[Love] Yeah, we can, uh,
situate ourselves for dinner.
337
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,387
The fuck?
338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,100
I didn't know you bite your nails.
339
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,228
I don't.
340
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,023
Not since I was a kid.
341
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,186
Well, what, is meeting my parents
making you nervous?
342
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,027
'Cause I don't care what they think.
343
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,195
And now I have to do this vow renewal.
344
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,282
I cannot believe
I have to call my parents "lovers."
345
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,741
Then don't.
346
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,536
- Do you.
- No, I can't. My mom gave me a script.
347
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,100
I mean, she said, "Make it your own,"
348
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,540
but I'm pretty sure
that means, "Don't change anything."
349
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,208
Do you want some space to work?
350
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,668
I can go to Forty's yurt.
351
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,506
Yeah, actually. I mean, if you don't mind.
352
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,591
No.
353
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,052
The kombucha thing
is not a good sign. I just...
354
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,137
- I know, I get it.
- Okay.
355
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680
Don't get lost out there.
356
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,274
[Joe] I will help you, helicopter sibling.
357
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,278
I need to keep eyes on Candace
so I can protect you from her,
358
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,738
but...
359
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,866
lest I accidentally stumble
into Jeff Bezos' lodge,
360
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452
I need the blessed yurt map.
361
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,370
Will?
362
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,706
Everything okay?
363
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,833
It's perfect. Thank you.
364
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,837
I just, you know,
wanted to check out the Truth Yurt.
365
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,161
- [chuckles] I was also looking for...
- Care to partake?
366
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,053
- I don't really...
- I insist you be here now.
367
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,014
Okay.
368
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,101
[Joe chuckles]
369
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,403
[Joe] It's fine. I won't inhale.
370
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,612
Now inhale.
371
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,906
[inhales]
372
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,742
[Joe coughs]
373
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,246
So, fresh in from New York, huh?
374
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,164
- Yeah.
- [Dottie chuckles]
375
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750
I remember being in New York
when I was a kid.
376
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,044
Ah, to be young.
377
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,920
Oh, you're still young.
378
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,548
Tell that to my vagina.
379
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,049
No one warns you.
380
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,635
You wake up one day drier than the Sahara.
381
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,302
If it weren't for this wonder lube
we've developed,
382
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,514
I don't know what I'd do.
383
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,143
It's already so difficult
to reach orgasm at this age.
384
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,466
[Joe] Is this really happening?
385
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604
Anyways,
it seems like you understand, Will.
386
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,106
What a chin.
387
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,694
[Joe] She's not flirting,
she's testing me.
388
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,363
I'm drugged. She hopes it's truth serum.
389
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,704
I think your daughter
is the most amazing woman...
390
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,413
I've ever met.
391
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464
I like you for Love.
392
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,636
[Joe] Between the obstacle course
that is Dottie,
393
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,386
and the more fundamental issue,
394
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,973
that every millisecond
of this Wellkend is scheduled,
395
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,267
how do I get Candace alone?
396
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,518
How do I do this, Love?
397
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,020
How do I get her away from you?
398
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:47,024
[man]
Let the wolf awakenyour unconscious.
399
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,317
Meet your id.
400
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,573
[Joe groans quietly]
401
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,825
Hey.
402
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,165
[wolf snarls]
403
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,374
[shrieks]
404
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,251
[Candace laughing]
405
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,463
[group murmuring]
406
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,175
[Joe] On the plus side,
she's striking out with the Quinns.
407
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,969
Schadenfreude is karmic suicide.
408
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,770
[Forty cleans throat]
409
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,607
Dad, do you actually...
Do you have a minute?
410
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,943
Not now, son,
I've got doubles with Bozzi from the Palm.
411
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,404
Right. Sorry, Bozz.
412
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,948
- [chuckling]
- Let's go, Bozz.
413
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950
Shit.
414
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,576
It's okay.
415
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,788
Forty always...
416
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,042
you know, tries to impress our parents
with these girls.
417
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,670
Can you just help?
418
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,923
[sighs]
419
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,603
[sniffles]
420
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,943
[news anchor] Ali Wong's in studio
to talk about Henderson,
421
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,028
or as she knew him, Josh.
422
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,003
[Forty cleans throat]
423
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,633
I will make a film that premieres
Sundance 2020 at the Eccles.
424
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,177
Friday night slot.
425
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220
Then goes on to sweep the Gothams,
426
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,308
winning two, no,
three Indie Spirit awards.
427
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,851
Fuck the Oscars.
428
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,566
I hear and accept you, Forty.
429
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,234
[both chuckle]
430
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,986
Is this gonna work?
431
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,280
'Cause my car is really old.
432
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,616
Yeah, that shiny, new Prius is all yours.
433
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,784
All you need is a group hug and 35K.
434
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,164
I...
435
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,626
will find the perfect partner.
436
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,255
[chuckles] That's good.
437
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,134
[Dottie] We hear and accept you, Gabe.
438
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:23,805
I will fulfill my life-long dream...
439
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,268
of... traveling to Italy. [chuckles]
440
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,063
[Joe] Italy?
441
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,605
Seriously?
442
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,192
She is obsessed with me.
443
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,863
Okay, come on,
somebody needs to help her. Go.
444
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,676
- [Sunrise] I accept you.
- [woman] I accept you.
445
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700
I hear...
446
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,038
and I accept you...
447
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,705
Amy.
448
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,878
[heart thumping]
449
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,924
[stammering] You... sorry um...
450
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,801
[chuckles nervously] I'm not feeling well.
451
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,345
- I... I think I'm just dehydrated.
- [woman] It's okay.
452
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,347
Don't fear love.
453
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,015
Hug.
454
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,543
[Candace yowls]
455
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,468
I'm... I'm sorry,
I... I just need to lie down.
456
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,610
Don't... try... anything.
457
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,697
I am texting someone
on the outside every hour.
458
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,157
You hurt me or the Quinns,
459
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,326
I reveal your identity to everyone,
460
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,078
and everything to get turned over
to the authorities.
461
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,080
Are you crazy?
I'm just trying to talk to you.
462
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,499
Oh, you mean like the time
you left me for fucking dead?!
463
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,877
[Joe] She can't hold a knife.
One swift move and...
464
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,921
No, no, she's wrong, I don't hurt people,
especially women,
465
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,685
especially when they're
out of their minds.
466
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,342
No, that is not me.
467
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,302
Candace, can we...
468
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,055
- please just have a truce?
- Stay...
469
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,765
away from me.
470
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,688
I think this is just
some big misunderstanding.
471
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,685
Stop gaslighting me!
472
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,604
[Candace grunts, pants]
473
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,522
You don't want to protect them.
474
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984
You want to hurt me.
475
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,657
Go ahead.
476
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,952
Do it.
477
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,005
I can't.
478
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,467
[Joe] It's a lot harder than it looks.
479
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,055
What are you guys doing in here?
480
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,765
[chuckles] Hey.
481
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,183
Is everything all right?
482
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,435
Yeah, um... [clears throat]
483
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,727
Allergies.
484
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,023
Will snuck me some Claritin. Thanks, man.
485
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,649
No problem.
486
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,070
[Forty] Let's go.
487
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,571
Time to get pretty.
488
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,696
[Will] Ooh.
489
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,076
[whispering] All right.
490
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,327
All right, well...
491
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,539
So, I brought two,
492
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,666
and you can pick whichever one.
493
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,168
Oh, I'm... I'm fine with either.
494
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,338
Amy, are you okay?
495
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,342
Look, I know my mom can be a handful.
496
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,763
And I know my dad can also be a handful.
[chuckles]
497
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,306
Thanks. It's... it's...
498
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,225
not really that, it's more...
499
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,394
You can tell me anything.
500
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,146
I am a vault.
501
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,691
I don't want to sound crazy.
502
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,068
Well...
503
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,363
you won't and you aren't.
504
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,742
Something bad happened to me...
505
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,369
out in a place like this.
506
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,666
Just, I... I got lost with a guy
who I kind of thought was bad news.
507
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,085
It... it turned out fine, though.
508
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
Well, that's good.
509
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,674
Yeah, I mean, you're...
510
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,593
probably being triggered.
511
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,763
Trauma lives in the body, so,
you know, you can't control it, but...
512
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,310
At the risk of sounding like my mom,
513
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,563
maybe Shaman Open can help.
514
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,858
It's... it's really no big deal.
515
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,445
You and your family
have been so welcoming.
516
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,696
- Oh...
- And also cool.
517
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,823
[chuckling] I'm glad you think so.
518
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,910
[chuckles] So tell me,
how did you and Will meet?
519
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,579
You two seem so great together.
520
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,415
Oh. Um... work.
521
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,250
I basically forced him to date me.
522
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,793
Ooh, does that get complicated?
523
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671
- Working with someone you're dating?
- Not really.
524
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,144
Does it get complicated
with you and Forty?
525
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,927
Oh, no, we're great. We're... we're good.
526
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,096
He... We're actually hiring.
Cinematographers.
527
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,014
Already?
528
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,975
Isn't that a bit early?
529
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,438
No, just... just establishing...
like, tone.
530
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,066
Yeah, where do you work?
Have you met my friend Lucy?
531
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,567
She works at United.
532
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,569
- Oh, I'm independent.
- Mm-hmm.
533
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,405
And I usually just fly Southwest.
534
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,324
[both chuckle]
535
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,370
I meant the agency.
536
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,665
- United Talent?
- Oh, right. Um...
537
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,833
No, no. I don't think I've met her.
538
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,795
[chuckling] No, it's...
It's an easy mistake.
539
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,588
[Candace chuckles]
540
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,641
Dad. [clears throat] Finally.
541
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,602
Um... did you get my email?
542
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,813
It's not every man
that can pull off linen.
543
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,441
Can you say hi to me at least?
544
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,111
Forty, I don't want to hear it.
545
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,155
Okay, okay.
546
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,116
Uh, look, I know, but...
547
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,493
Amy actually has a really
incredible idea...
548
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,577
Amy. [chuckles]
549
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,914
Ugh, another walking visible panty line.
550
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,209
Let me guess. She wants to open a...
551
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,671
vegan junk food restaurant,
like Krystal-with-a-K?
552
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,172
[Forty chuckles]
553
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,050
Will, [smacks lips]
ask him how much he wants.
554
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,469
[Joe] In times of triangulation,
555
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,888
it's best to stay awkwardly quiet.
556
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,350
Did Forty tell you how he doodled
on his SAT Scantron?
557
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,312
I had to donate a building
to Dartmouth to get him in.
558
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,395
Okay, Dad...
559
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,026
you know that I've struggled
with drug addiction on and off, my...
560
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,986
[chuckling] It's not eczema, Forty.
561
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,365
Addiction's not an on-and-off thing,
and it's no excuse for being a bum.
562
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,245
One hundred K,
this is the last time I ask.
563
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247
Will... Will has heard the pitch.
564
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,750
Yeah, I have.
565
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,253
I think it's a great idea.
566
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,839
Your son shows real promise.
567
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,842
Well, if my son wasn't such
a big flapping pussy,
568
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,218
he wouldn't need other people
to carry his water for him.
569
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,431
[Ray] I'm not writing you another check.
570
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,807
Get a job.
571
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,642
And a life.
572
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,648
- Well...
- [phone chimes]
573
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,568
That is my Postmates.
574
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,654
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
575
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,197
Forty. Forty, are...
576
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,782
Are you okay?
577
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,449
Yeah.
578
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,119
He's a douche, and I am so done
579
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,181
- with all of this vegan bullshit.
- [phone buzzes]
580
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,289
You should come with.
581
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:51,378
Uh, you can service my sister
post-chalupa.
582
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,597
What does the future hold?
583
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,848
[Love chuckles]
584
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,436
Okay. Um, what were you and Amy
talking about earlier?
585
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,980
Oh, why? Did something seem...
586
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,273
No, no. I just...
587
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,441
I caught her in a lie.
588
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,819
And, uh... now I'm worried.
589
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,862
[Joe] I knew we were on the same page.
590
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,072
I agree, she's...
591
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,699
- she's the worst.
- [chuckles]
592
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,991
Get rid of her now.
593
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,284
[chuckling] Wait, what?
594
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,494
No, that's aggressive.
595
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:29,332
And, plus, it would upset Forty.
I mean, what is going on with you?
596
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,959
[Joe] Wrong page.
597
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,169
I know we're not in the Truth Yurt,
598
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,755
but we can still be honest
with each other, right?
599
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,759
You've been... off.
600
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,595
You feel weird, ever since we got here.
601
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,724
[Joe] I want to tell you everything.
602
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:49,018
And I will, soon, but for now...
603
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,353
You want to know why I'm weird?
604
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,731
'Cause your family is insane.
605
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,315
I warned you.
606
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,277
You warned me? Your mom can't stop
telling me about her vagina.
607
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,236
She did what?
608
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,071
And your dad,
I just stepped in it with him
609
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,995
trying to help Forty,
which you asked me to do,
610
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,409
and then he made me eat a chalupa,
and now I'm sick.
611
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,492
Wait.
612
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,203
- Forty ordered Taco Bell?
- Yeah.
613
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,705
What...
614
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,374
What? What's happening?
615
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,709
Well, I have to go.
616
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,712
Forty always orders Taco Bell
before he relapses.
617
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,088
You are so obsessed with your brother.
This is not normal.
618
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,298
Just to recap,
619
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,134
you now have a problem
with my mom, my dad,
620
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,761
Forty, me,
621
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,680
- this chick Amy for some reason...
- You don't like her either.
622
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,266
I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I am trying...
623
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,101
to be the perfect boyfriend.
624
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,061
- I want to be so badly,
- [scoffs]
625
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647
but you fed me to the wolves, literally.
626
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,525
[stammers]
627
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:42,363
Thanks for making a stressful weekend
so much worse by starting this fight.
628
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,494
[Joe] Our first fight.
629
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,370
I blame Candace.
630
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,789
It's time for her to go.
631
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,252
[knocking on door]
632
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,095
Um, no, I... I...
I look like cat shit right now.
633
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,472
I'm on my period.
634
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,516
Okay, who gives a fuck. Just let me in.
635
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:16,272
Jesus, what kind of assholes have you
dated that care about that kind of stuff?
636
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:18,608
Why are you here?
637
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,819
Uh, [sighs] I need those pictures back.
638
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,489
Um... why?
639
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,908
I think you look great...
640
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,618
for the record.
641
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:34,332
Yeah, uh, they're trying to get a full
picture of what Henderson was into.
642
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,015
I told them that I got a lead on someone
643
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,295
who has some knowledge of some
young girls that we could follow up with.
644
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,718
D, they want to know why he did it.
645
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,639
Okay.
646
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,233
What's wrong?
647
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,320
I left them right here. I...
648
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,788
[woman] Hi.
649
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,874
[indistinct chatter]
650
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,458
Have you guys seen my brother?
651
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,210
No, not since cornhole.
652
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,130
Are we literally drinking
the Kool-Aid right now?
653
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,048
[chuckles] Goodbye, cruel world.
654
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,932
- [Sunrise and Lucy chuckle]
- [glasses clink]
655
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,138
[Joe] Candace must go,
but first things first.
656
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,305
Time to apologize.
657
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:33,913
You're more important than my pride.
658
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,977
Love, I'm sorry.
659
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,248
I cannot be the one
that makes you feel better right now.
660
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,191
I am looking for my brother
and trying to handle my mother and...
661
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,735
Okay, I'll help. I'll find Forty.
662
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,069
Okay.
663
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,488
Thank you.
664
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,827
[phone buzzes]
665
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,914
- Delilah, hey.
- Hey.
666
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,741
Any chance you're with Ellie?
667
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,376
[Joe] That's what I get
for not parent-spying on her for an hour.
668
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,129
No, but I... I have some texts from her.
Hang on.
669
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,515
Okay, uh, the... the Alex Theater
is doing a Chandler thing.
670
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,935
- You could try that, but I gotta go.
- Okay, thanks.
671
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,771
[people giggling]
672
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:21,731
[coughing]
673
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,365
[both laughing]
674
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,244
[Joe] Fucking crackheads.
675
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,129
[Love chuckles] Um...
676
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,387
My parents aren't just parents,
677
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,555
they're lovers.
678
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,056
They're, um...
679
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,034
I hate rom-coms.
680
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,287
- I do. Take away my ovaries.
- [guests chuckling]
681
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,539
Want to know why?
682
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,209
Because throughout my life,
when I look at my parents,
683
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,336
their love doesn't feel like one.
684
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,713
You know, it's, um...
685
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,813
fighting over which toilet paper to buy.
686
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,424
And then...
687
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,052
plunging the toilet together
when it gets clogged.
688
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,221
- [guests laugh]
- It's being there...
689
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,017
when someone's damage
makes them impossible.
690
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,976
Knowing...
691
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,188
that they are so much more
than their worst moments.
692
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,524
[Joe] You're not talking about them.
693
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,443
Contrary to internet opinion,
694
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,361
my parents' love is not perfect.
695
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,155
[Joe] You're talking about us.
696
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,239
It's, uh...
697
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,533
It's sticky,
698
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,076
messy,
699
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,287
often potentially way too much to handle.
700
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,372
[all chuckle]
701
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,250
But it is so much better than perfect,
because...
702
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,376
it's real.
703
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,923
Wait. Wait, I want to go.
704
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,592
Forty...
705
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,093
No, I want to go. I want to go.
706
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,472
Um... [clears throat]
707
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,891
- Forty?
- [Forty] Um, remember...
708
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,935
when they, uh, they dragged us
to the Hoffman Institute
709
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,396
because, uh,
they had differing definitions
710
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,939
of the word "monogamish"?
711
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,108
- [guests chuckling]
- That was real.
712
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,711
- I have more. I just, uh...
- Enough, son.
713
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,445
I... I just need a smoke.
714
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,489
Just need a smoke. [chuckles]
715
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,784
Oh, um, not that one. No, it's fine.
It's... it's okay. Got it. It's okay.
716
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,868
- [Love] It's okay.
- Oh!
717
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,287
It's fine. Everything's...
718
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:42,914
You look lovely, Mom.
719
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,749
Let's go. It's okay. Shh.
720
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,459
- I don't feel good.
- [Love] Yeah.
721
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,085
[Ray] I do.
722
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:49,420
[applause]
723
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,464
Let's party!
724
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,341
[guests cheering]
725
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,222
[Love] Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
726
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,516
- How are you guys doing?
- You've done enough.
727
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,769
All you ever have to do
is keep your brother safe. You failed.
728
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,729
You disgust me.
729
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,029
You're a fucking hypocrite.
730
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:17,572
[loud slap]
731
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,577
[Joe] Earth mommy dearest.
732
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,912
Oh, Love.
733
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,376
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.
734
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,419
- It's okay.
- [scoffs]
735
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,671
[Dottie] It's okay.
736
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:39,262
[Joe] I saw what your mom did.
Are you okay?
737
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,225
My dad hit me a lot.
738
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,398
Why couldn't you tell me?
739
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,693
Probably...
same reason you couldn't tell me.
740
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,821
I couldn't tell you
because I wanted us to stay us.
741
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,867
[sighs] I didn't want it to be polluted
by all this fucking...
742
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,078
I guess...
743
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,000
my life has been dark.
744
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,378
Well, who you really are...
745
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,006
the dark, that's not a burden.
746
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,883
You don't have to push that away from me.
747
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,760
I want to know you.
748
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,014
I want to know you.
749
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,516
You know, the more I get to know you,
the nicer it is.
750
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,102
I don't just mean the cute parts.
751
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,439
As far as I'm concerned...
752
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,358
we will stay us...
753
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,860
no matter what.
754
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,618
Yeah, I feel like I've been, um...
I've been acting weird,
755
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,781
and I feel like it's because
there's all these things
756
00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,748
that I felt like I couldn't tell you,
but, like, fuck that.
757
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,835
[sighs] Okay, um...
758
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,963
You remember the, um...
759
00:36:57,965 --> 00:37:00,301
the Nilla Wafers, the au pair?
760
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:01,802
Of course.
761
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,638
My parents started Anavrin
762
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,097
when we were, like, 13.
763
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,019
And they hired this woman, Sofia.
764
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,772
She was, like, 19. She was from Spain.
765
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026
The way Forty tells it...
766
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,321
she was his first love.
767
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,240
To this day, he does not acknowledge
768
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,909
that it was was abuse.
769
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,624
And eventually my parents
caught them together,
770
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,208
and...
771
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,711
so much shit ensued.
772
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,131
And... they let her go.
773
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,343
And she was troubled.
774
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,887
She killed herself.
775
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,184
Forty's the one who found the body.
776
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,229
[groans]
777
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,856
Yeah, and nothing has ever
really been the same.
778
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,860
My parents kept everything quiet
with money.
779
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,824
[sighing] Yeah.
780
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452
I get that Forty is a lot. I know.
781
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,250
And I know
that I take care of him too much.
782
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,127
But...
783
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,423
you've met my parents now,
so you know why.
784
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,549
I'm stuck with him.
785
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,591
No.
786
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,219
We are.
787
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:28,472
[exhales heavily]
788
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,353
[Joe] I don't think
I've ever been in love before.
789
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,900
- It's been infatuation.
- [groans]
790
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:42,903
This is it.
791
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,490
Accepting you're not perfect
and loving you more for it.
792
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,377
What the fuck?
793
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920
[Love laughs]
794
00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:03,257
[imitates a snarl]
795
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,469
I'm sorry, did that trigger you?
796
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,777
Can I tell you I love you yet?
797
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,406
Whenever you're ready.
798
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,872
In the meantime, let me say...
799
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:37,792
I love you...
800
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,292
Love.
801
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,297
Ugh, it's a complicated word.
802
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,966
Oh, yeah.
803
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,010
Is there another word we can use?
Our word?
804
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:49,969
Um...
805
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,432
I wolf you.
806
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,352
I wolf you too.
807
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,065
I like it.
808
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,859
It's like you're part of my pack.
809
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,238
I am your pack.
810
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,667
[breathing loudly]
811
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:21,919
[Love chuckles]
812
00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:27,133
[indistinct chatter]
813
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,516
- Hey!
- Klepto.
814
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,101
The police came for these.
815
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,770
- The actual police or your fuckboy?
- Why would you take these?
816
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,148
[stammers]
817
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,108
I couldn't believe he would do this.
818
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,195
But I do now.
819
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,244
I'm sorry I was being such an asshole.
820
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,246
It's okay.
821
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,544
I think we should burn those.
822
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,505
If these photos were ever leaked...
823
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,258
every time someone googled the girls,
824
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,384
it would just...
825
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,930
What would you want done with yours?
826
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,351
Hey, just so you know...
827
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,148
nothing could ever
make me see you different.
828
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,167
[cop] Tell me again what happened.
829
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,629
Um, my boyfriend... ex...
830
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,129
We fought.
831
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:50,174
And he...
832
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,259
He took me to the woods.
833
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,510
Um...
834
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,347
I don't remember what happened next.
835
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,599
I just... I... I woke up.
836
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:00,558
Like...
837
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,019
buried.
838
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,774
We sent a car out. No tire marks.
839
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,025
No, he dug a grave.
840
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,154
A lot of tree removal in that area, right?
Loose dirt.
841
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:13,697
No one saw anything?
842
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,326
You happen to take any pictures
or save any texts between you?
843
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,409
No!
844
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,454
He has my phone!
845
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,541
I mean, isn't there any DNA
where he buried me alive?
846
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,293
This isn't CSI, all right?
We're in Putnam County.
847
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380
So you have no proof?
848
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,883
[sniffles, chuckles]
849
00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,888
[clears throat]
Honey, let me level with you, all right?
850
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,472
I looked you up.
851
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,475
- You have a rap sheet.
- [scoffs]
852
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,061
Ever had any friends go through
with reporting assault?
853
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,731
This'll be labeled domestic violence.
854
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,108
This isn't...
855
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,444
He tried to murder me.
856
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,739
The best we can do
is get a restraining order.
857
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,157
Right, temp for three months.
858
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,386
For a permanent one,
you'll have to stand before a judge,
859
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,203
- so will he.
- But it will be permanent?
860
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,997
Well, three years.
861
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,331
And then file again.
862
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,792
If you have no pics, no proof...
863
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,130
What am I supposed to do?
864
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,223
He thinks you're dead?
865
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,226
You want some really
off-the-record advice?
866
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,352
Stay that way.
867
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:28,896
[scoffs]
868
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,526
This is unreal.
869
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,204
Figured you'd come find me.
870
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,040
[Candace chuckles]
871
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,169
[sighs]
872
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,464
Crazy family
we've fallen into, huh? [chuckles]
873
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,133
So now you see I'm not...
874
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,052
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
875
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,930
If you really had something on me...
876
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:07,019
- you would've turned me in already.
- I'm not afraid of you either.
877
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,687
Why would you be afraid of me?
878
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,981
Candace, it was an accident.
879
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,524
[Candace cackles]
880
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,234
End of story.
881
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,365
I never tried to kill you.
882
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,617
[snorts, chuckles]
Yeah. You know what they say?
883
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:25,829
You never know if you're fight or flight
until you're forced to find out.
884
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,206
Turns out...
885
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500
I'm fight.
886
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,338
So now I found you,
887
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,298
I'm not going anywhere,
888
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,343
and I don't care what story
you tell yourself,
889
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:42,388
because all I have to do
is wait for you to mess up.
890
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,142
Murder has a way of following you.
891
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,687
And you're not getting away with it.
892
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,205
[Joe] Things aren't over with Candace.
893
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,543
But I have to rest
before I plan my next move.
894
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,420
Wellness is exhausting.
895
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:20,466
Huh.
896
00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:23,011
A postcard from Will in Manila.
897
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,055
It's going well with Gigi.
898
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,642
If I stay committed to being a good man,
899
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,769
things might work themselves out.
900
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,105
[Delilah] My God, why aren't they burning?
901
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,815
[Ellie] We need kindling.
902
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,984
Oh, man.
903
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,404
Evidently, there's toxins in Polaroids.
904
00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:48,454
[both sigh]
905
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,080
All right, there's one more.
906
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:24,782
[door opens]
907
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,331
- Aw.
- I wolf you.
908
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,791
Mm. Do you now?
909
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,042
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
910
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,864
Do you want to go to the stockroom?
911
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,675
Yes, I would like that very much.
912
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,885
[giggles]
913
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,430
Stop with the PDA.
914
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,351
Before anybody asks...
915
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,686
Amy picked me up from a meeting,
916
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,396
where I found a new sponsor.
917
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,273
Can't name names, but, uh...
918
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,818
- let's just say the Academy robbed him.
- [Candace chuckles]
919
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,862
Anyway, I will have to make amends.
920
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,490
So I promise I will apologize
to both of you...
921
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,909
whenever I get to that step.
922
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,369
You don't need to do that.
923
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:12,913
I'm just glad you're okay.
924
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,084
I really am.
And, um, I'm staying busy too.
925
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,338
I mean... adapting this book
Amy found for us is going to consume me,
926
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,757
in the best way possible.
927
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,426
- Thank fuck we got that option.
- [Candace chuckles]
928
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,845
What's the book?
929
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:31,056
I thought you were busy prepping
Bang, Marry, Kill.
930
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,600
Yeah, that felt like more
of a second feature.
931
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,061
But, uh...
Amy turned me on to this memoir.
932
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,276
Yeah, this main character, Beck...
933
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,570
she really speaks to me, you know?
934
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,155
- She just wanted to be loved.
- [Candace] Mm.
935
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,784
- [Joe] She's worse than Eva Braun.
- Oh! Ugh!
936
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,388
Anyway, just waiting for the deal points
to come through, but...
937
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,247
- [Love] Oh, my God.
- [phone pings]
938
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584
Holy fuck.
939
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,503
- No way.
- What?
940
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:02,856
- [Forty] Hold on.
- What happened?
941
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:03,880
[Forty] No way.
942
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,134
Now they're saying
they think Henderson was murdered.
943
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,055
[Joe] Benji, Peach, Beck,
Ron, Jasper, Henderson...
944
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,809
Well, if... if that's true,
a famous man like Henderson,
945
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,186
they won't stop
until they find who did it, right?
946
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,022
- Right.
- He won't get away with it.
947
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:22,733
[sighs]
948
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,402
Murder has a way of following you.
949
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:34,453
[closing music playing]
950
00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:32,928
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