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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

Campers: ♪ We're all thick as thieves

♪ But when Susie leaves

♪ Each one of us hides away

♪ And we grieves

Hedgehog: How do we grieve, Max?

-I go in the weeds and pee -- -[ Sighs ]

Stop. Today is Susie's special vacation day.

The one day a year I get to leave town

and get away from you awful people.

Why would I spend a single second of it

watching you babies wriggle around

like a bunch of electric boogers?

-Wait... -But we thought you did.

I want no hullabaloo about my special day, understood?

She wants no hubbabaloo, understood?

Something about a hula hoop?

Really? Okay.

I thought that didn't make a ton of sense.

Anyway, please just stay alive until I get back.

I know it's a lot to ask, but I think you're up for it.

Bye, babies!

[ Cheering ]

So, what do you want to do?

I don't know.

Pool's closed, courts are closed,

everything's closed.

Hmm.

How about Marco Polo? On land!

Okay. Can I go first?

Nope! [ Chuckles ] Polo!

[ Chuckles ] Marco!

Polo! [ Laughs ]

Marco!

Polo!

Marco!

Polo!

-Marco! -Polo!

-Marco! -Polo!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Gasps ] Oscar, are you crazy?

This is Susie's cabin. We can't be in here.

[ Chuckles ] I know.

You're gonna get in so much trouble.

-So are you. -Oh, yeah.

Well, it's a good thing she's out of town today or we...

[ Key jangling ]

...eeeee...

Safe at last.

Finally I can relax

and enjoy a little bit of private -- wait.

What's that sound?

I think I hear an intruder.

[ Farts ]

Yep, there she is.

[ Chuckles ] [ Snorts ]

Phew! Phew!

Yes, it's time once again

for Susie's Annual Secret Staycation Day.

[ Clears throat ]

♪ Oh, on my special day

♪ The babies stay away

♪ If I saw one in my abode ♪

♪ I'd turn him to a toad

What?

♪ Just like poor Abdul

♪ He's a toad now on my stool ♪

Hey. Welcome home, Susie.

Hedgehog, I don't think I'm cut out to be a toad.

[ Cackling ]

You got to get me out of here.

I'm about to freak out for real.

Oscar, look. We can sneak out through the skylight.

-[ Groans ] -Careful.

Who locks a skylight?

All right, I've got my good pillow,

my fidget cube, and my grown-up coloring books.

Look -- the skylight key.

Now to slip into something a little more comfortable.

[ Both gasp ]

Save me, Hedgehog!

[ Door opens, closes ]

She's in the bathroom, Oscar.

Now's our chance to get those key.

Me? But you tricked me into coming here.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, but this whole game was your idea.

No, it wasn't.

Hm.

[ Sighs ] All right.

[ Groaning ]

Oscar, come on.

Hup.

[ Gasps ]

Oscar!

♪♪

It's bouncy.

Hmm, this is pretty comfortable

but not comfortable enough.

Excuse me, Abdul.

Hey, nice bouncing back there. [ Chuckles ]

You'll make a good toad someday.

Thank you? And for what it's worth,

I swear we'll come back for you

as soon as Hedgehog learns more magic.

-Hey! -[ Yells ]

Hey, it's pretty interesting that you're in here, Oscar.

You know, I think Susie is also gonna find it

pretty interesting and amazing.

Please, Jimjams, we'll be gone in a second.

Please don't tell her.

All right, but you owe me a big favor, understood?

Anything you want, Jimjams. I promise.

[ Door opens ] [ Susie clears throat ]

What the heck is going on here?

How did I get so comfortable?

Somebody please tell me,

because I can't see a single th--

[ Thudding ] Ow! Ah! Agh! Oof! Ow!

[ Groans ]

Jimjams, gimme back rub.

[ Whispering ] Yoo-hoo. This is the favor.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that feels great. Don't stop.

You've developed a whole new technique, Jimjams.

Oh, it's like you've got magical little fingers.

Mmm.

Now, give my toenails a clip?

This is part of the favor too.

Can you find my toes, Jimjams?

[ Chuckles ] Here they are!

[ Gagging ]

[ Laughs ] Careful! My toes are ticklish.

[ Knock on door ]What?

Who knows I'm here?

Susie? It's Alice! Open up!

Oh, no, got to hide.

[ Couch creaks ]

Quick, while she's distracted.

[ Both gasp ]

Hide!

We're already hiding.

♪♪

Open up, potato. I know you're in there.

Fine.

Where are my keys?

There you are.

I know you're avoiding me, boo-boo,

but you have to do parent phone calls today.

But I'm out of town!

Yes, but you were supposed to do them three weeks ago.

-Fine! -Great!

You'll be done in no time.

You'll feel greatly relieved.

It's locked again!

It's okay, we can sneak out while she's busy phoning.

Ugh. Parent phone calls. What a drag.

Why do I have to do this at all?

Why is it always Susie?

I'm too indispensable.

Okay, let's go.

-Hello! [ Both gasp ]

Back under the couch!

This is Susie from Summer Camp Island.

I wanted to give you an update on...Oliver!

Oh, he's doing awesomely.

We got such a kick out of him

with that little piano keyboard that he carries around.

It's so awesome.

Hello, this is Susie from Summer Camp Island.

I wanted to give you an update on, uh, Alexa and Lem.

Oh, they're doing awesomely! Quite delightful.

Susie from Summer Camp Island.

I wanted to give you an update on Max.

Oh, yes, he's doing awesomely.

We really like his hat, which he wears backwards.

Such a cool cat.

Or should I say bat. [ Chuckles ]

Okay, she's in bed. Let's get out of here.

Watch it. Don't touch the cord.

Hello, this is Susie from Summer Camp Island.

Oh, delightfully well, yes. She's doing awesomely.

Everyone loves Lucy. She's a favorite.

Almost there!

Sue!

[ Gasps ] It's my mom!

I got to hear this!

Oscar, we're gonna be toads!

Don't worry, she'll never know we're here.

My mom's captivating.

Yeah, to be honest, we're all a little worried about him.

He can't seem to function without Hedgehog.

Yeah, they're super codependent. Mm.

Maybe we should [Slow-motion] split them up.

[ Gasp ] No.

Yeah. [ Grunts ]

[ Sniffs ]

Sue, I got to go.

Who's in my house?!

[ Both gasp ]Come on, come on.

It's locked! Hide again!

[ Sniffing ]

I'm gonna sniff you out in no time.

[ Sniffing ]

Whew, got a real strong stink coming from in here.

Let's take a little peeky.

Phone: Call from Romona.

Call from Romona.

Call from Romona.

Call from Romona.

[ Groans ] Call from Romona.

Call from Romona.Please answer it!

She's thinking about hanging up.Huh?

She's putting down the receiver.

Oh, she's putting down the receiver.

Oh! Susie, you picked up!

Whew.

Yeah, well, I was near the phone, so...

Let's get out of here.

Wait. We can't leave now!

It's Romona, Susie's BFF.

-But -- -I've been dying to know

how someone could be friends with Susie for 80 years.

[ Groans ] Hedgehog, come on.

Shhh!

How's Susie Staycation Day going?

It's fine. I mean, I've been out all day

and I've got a bunch of plans now, so is that it?

Well, no. I-I just wanted to say I miss you, Susie.

You're my best friend.

I don't know why we stopped talking.

[ Sniff ] Okay, well, I'm super-busy

so I have to go now. Bye.

No, don't hang up!

[ Busy signal ]Bye, Susie.

[ Exhales, whimpers ] Mm.

♪♪

I don't get it.

I thought they were best friends.

Hedgehog, we have to get out of here.

I'll try to get the keys.

[ Raspberrying, inhaling ]

♪♪

♪♪

Got it!

You!

Thanks for not blowing the whistle on us, Abdul.

Sorry we don't know how to turn you back into a camper.

I was never a camper. [ Chuckles ]

I'm just a regular toad.

Susie was just riffing.

And my name isn't Abdul.

It's Sheldon.

Let's get out of here anyway, toads or not.

Yeah.

-We made it! -Yes!

-Hey, babies! -Ahhh!

What are you doing outside my window?

Well, we were only here for a second.

We spend most of the day inside your -- [ Grunts ]

In your neighborhood. We thought you went on vacation.

I -- Look, I'll make you guys a deal.

Don't tell the other babies that I'm here,

and I won't turn you guys into toads or something.

Deal! Deal!

-Good job, Hedgehog. -Oh, stop it, Oscar.

You did a good job. -[ Chuckles ]

Maybe we both did a good job?

Both: Best friends, best friends.

Best friends, best friends, best friends, best friends!

Can you guys go be best friends somewhere else?

It's gross.

Okay.

Hey, Susie.

Happy Susie Vacation Day.

Oh, I can't hug you.

Oh, I know.

I'll give your toes a hug!

Aah! Don't touch my toes, you nutcase!

Okay! Sorry!

Both: ♪ We are happy campers who

♪ Camp and camp all summer through ♪

♪ If Susie ever said toodle-oo ♪

♪ we wouldn't know what to do, to do ♪

♪ We wouldn't know what to do ♪

Hullabaloo.

♪♪

♪♪

Aah! Don't touch my toes, you nutcase!