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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,936 --> 00:00:24,071 God dammit! 2 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:25,939 Oh, well... 3 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,436 Let me tell you something. 4 00:00:29,676 --> 00:00:32,091 Man builds... 5 00:00:32,191 --> 00:00:34,085 think about that, 6 00:00:34,185 --> 00:00:39,449 just like a beaver builds a dam or a... 7 00:00:40,018 --> 00:00:43,822 a bird builds his nest. 8 00:00:45,223 --> 00:00:47,319 That's just the... 9 00:00:47,691 --> 00:00:49,593 nature of things. 10 00:00:49,693 --> 00:00:52,090 That's just the nature of things. 11 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:54,630 A bird... 12 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:57,218 builds his nest... 13 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:59,702 and the nest becomes the bird. 14 00:00:59,802 --> 00:01:05,107 Without the... without the nest, there would be no birds. 15 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:08,277 The bird is the nest. 16 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:12,442 Yeah, think about that. 17 00:01:17,151 --> 00:01:20,487 These tools become the room, 18 00:01:20,587 --> 00:01:24,719 a building, the city that we live in. 19 00:01:26,794 --> 00:01:31,276 But that's not the way God made it to be. 20 00:01:32,099 --> 00:01:35,430 He made it imperfect. 21 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:38,332 Imperfection! 22 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:42,136 We're all going to die. 23 00:01:42,809 --> 00:01:45,281 We can live past that, 24 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:49,616 we can live past death by building. 25 00:01:51,016 --> 00:01:53,236 Till one day... 26 00:01:53,336 --> 00:01:55,838 you won't have to die. 27 00:01:56,238 --> 00:01:58,990 We can all line up together, 28 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:03,181 and take a big hockity-spit... 29 00:02:03,281 --> 00:02:05,459 in God's face, 30 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,665 because we would have won. 31 00:02:09,465 --> 00:02:11,744 We would have won. 32 00:02:29,286 --> 00:02:32,569 The love of my life. Hi, baby. 33 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,524 Dante... 34 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:39,601 Are you fucking kidding me? They're fighting again? 35 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:45,745 Maya, this is happening, like, every other day, they're never gonna stop. 36 00:02:48,606 --> 00:02:52,820 I don't know what to do. They're driving me crazy. 37 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:57,386 Maya, stop it! You don't need them, you're not a little kid anymore. 38 00:02:57,486 --> 00:03:01,217 Just leave, come here and be with me. I'll take care of you. 39 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:03,561 I know, but... 40 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,552 I can't just leave. I'm not like you. 41 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:08,892 You know? What if something bad happens? 42 00:03:08,992 --> 00:03:12,328 Bad? Are you kid... Look around you! 43 00:03:12,428 --> 00:03:16,441 Maya, what could be worse than where you are, right now? 44 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:22,640 - Maya? - Get out of bed, asshole! 45 00:03:23,418 --> 00:03:25,324 Maya! 46 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,676 Someone had a little too much to drink? 47 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:34,313 - How old are you, Twinkie? - 21. 48 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:39,504 All right. Well... Looks like somebody's gonna inherit my old fake ID later. 49 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:44,333 Fuck! Wait. Do not post that before I approve. 50 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:46,511 Okay, I approve. 51 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:53,652 - What is this? - Honey, you're home. 52 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:59,381 - Are you fucking kidding me, Dante? - Hey, they say it's condemned, 53 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:01,469 I say it's mine. 54 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:04,451 Now, before you get all judgy, 55 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:08,756 we put a lot of work into our place, it's not the stuff inside... 56 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:11,067 Yeah, and it's free. 57 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:13,195 Free? This place is disgusting. 58 00:05:13,295 --> 00:05:16,364 A fucking studio apartment in this city costs, like, 2,000 a month. 59 00:05:16,464 --> 00:05:20,600 Baby, listen, the three of us can't afford a place the size of your bathroom. 60 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,902 This is what kids our age have to do. 61 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:27,915 - Is this even legal? - Is running away from home even legal? 62 00:05:28,506 --> 00:05:31,642 Dante, I love you, but this place is scary. 63 00:05:31,742 --> 00:05:36,369 Baby, we got lights, the shower works, the toilets kinda work. Look at this place. 64 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,523 - Would you wanna fucking go in there? - No! 65 00:05:38,623 --> 00:05:40,759 Exactly. So why would some criminal go in there? 66 00:05:41,851 --> 00:05:44,828 - You came here to be with me, right? - Right. 67 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,649 So let's just try this. It's not as bad as it looks, I promise. 68 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:50,735 Okay. 69 00:05:51,326 --> 00:05:53,770 That's my girl. Come on. 70 00:06:12,283 --> 00:06:14,450 Here you go, baby. 71 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:16,295 All right? 72 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:37,878 Jesus, Shyno! What the fuck, man? 73 00:06:38,178 --> 00:06:42,591 I got vents a snarling, hyper, new, bitch bird. 74 00:06:43,591 --> 00:06:46,074 Maya, this is the super, Shynola. 75 00:06:46,174 --> 00:06:49,256 Shynola, this is my girlfriend, Maya. 76 00:06:49,356 --> 00:06:52,158 - Remember we talked about her? - I don't remember shit! 77 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:54,460 You got any smokes, too? 78 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,146 For you, sure thing, old timer. 79 00:06:58,246 --> 00:07:02,001 And while you're at it, I want you to run down to the store 80 00:07:02,101 --> 00:07:05,403 and get me some WD, boy! 81 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:08,240 Four cans and some duct tape! 82 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:11,008 - You got it. - And some duct tape. 83 00:07:11,408 --> 00:07:14,587 And don't forget the cat, will ya? 84 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:17,848 All right. Tomorrow? 85 00:07:17,948 --> 00:07:20,651 Tomorrow. Go ahead and get that duct tape. 86 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:22,987 All right, tomorrow. 87 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:25,090 When they closed the building down in the 70's, 88 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,859 he just stayed and I don't think he's even ever left. 89 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,729 - Since the 70's? - Yeah, he never leaves. 90 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:32,954 He doesn't have anybody just the building. 91 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:36,633 He's fucking nuts though, but he keeps the lights on, the water running, 92 00:07:36,733 --> 00:07:39,398 so we all try to go and take care of the old guy. 93 00:07:39,498 --> 00:07:41,914 That's so sad. 94 00:07:43,641 --> 00:07:45,351 What up, weird guy? 95 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,523 Don't even ask. He never even opens his door. 96 00:07:53,382 --> 00:07:55,560 Oh, God. 97 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:03,191 That's not as bad as it looks. I promise. 98 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:06,739 Baby, just one more floor! One more floor. 99 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,500 It's not that bad, though. 100 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,469 You believe me? 101 00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:16,304 Okay. 102 00:08:17,304 --> 00:08:18,740 This is our beautiful door. 103 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,425 Dante, Dante, Dante! Hey, you got any cigarettes? 104 00:08:21,525 --> 00:08:23,745 I'm not coming up to you, Tess. 105 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:25,232 Oh, yeah, sorry. 106 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:29,701 Hey. Please Dante... I'm Tess. I live right upstairs with my boyfriend, Vince. 107 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,218 Is this the girl you've been talking about? He's been talking about you. 108 00:08:32,318 --> 00:08:34,587 You're gonna love it here in the building. You're moving in, right? 109 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:36,974 All right, Tess, give us a break. We had a long day, okay? 110 00:08:37,074 --> 00:08:40,718 Day? Is it day? Did you guys see Cookie outside? 111 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,533 Shit! 112 00:08:43,561 --> 00:08:46,729 - Dude, did you give that junkie our smokes? - Bro, "our smokes"? 113 00:08:46,829 --> 00:08:49,066 When a pack of cigarettes costs 14 dollars, 114 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,911 it doesn't really put you in the driver's seat, now, does it? 115 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:57,649 What do you think, baby? 116 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,552 Not the haunted house you thought it was from outside, right? 117 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,588 Dante... 118 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,390 it's awesome. 119 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,794 I wanna show you something. 120 00:09:20,996 --> 00:09:24,648 It's not that big, but... do you like it? 121 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:28,260 Dante, it's beautiful. 122 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,036 So, you're not scared? 123 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:34,916 I mean, I was, but now that I'm here, it's amazing. 124 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,042 You're just saying that 'cause you're drunk. 125 00:09:37,142 --> 00:09:41,823 But I was drunk and scared shitless before, and now I'm drunk and fucking psyched. 126 00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:40,550 A cocksucker, less than a voice, 127 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,886 a fucking murderer, 128 00:11:42,986 --> 00:11:46,021 can learn his place under my vote. 129 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:50,334 Then the pathetic throngs can be swayed... 130 00:11:51,092 --> 00:11:53,509 to live in the one true order. 131 00:11:56,663 --> 00:11:58,741 My order. 132 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:00,433 My way. 133 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,369 The world that I see it, 134 00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:06,348 the way the world should be. 135 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:24,249 Get over here. 136 00:12:24,757 --> 00:12:26,902 Come, fuck. 137 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:29,496 That's right. That's right. 138 00:12:29,596 --> 00:12:33,874 Drink. Gorge yourself in the master's essence. 139 00:12:55,754 --> 00:12:58,473 No! My pills! 140 00:12:58,573 --> 00:13:00,760 I had to buy those white things, Bigfoot, I had to. 141 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,295 Just the bitch, to only churn out on the pills doesn't mean you spend my money. 142 00:13:04,395 --> 00:13:07,867 But I want my... Please! That's why how like me, Bigfoot! 143 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:10,937 No! Leave my pills! 144 00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,704 What the...? 145 00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:16,009 You think it's easy that you walk the streets? 146 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,711 That my woman suck dicks for money? 147 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:20,947 Bigfoot? 148 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:26,094 I didn't leave my wife and kids just so you can waste my money, you fucking schmuck! 149 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,723 Fuck! Look what you made me do! 150 00:13:30,823 --> 00:13:34,868 Jeez! I'm sorry, Bigfoot, I swear, I won't do it ever again. 151 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,672 Go make us some fucking money! 152 00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:48,573 - You bring me back my snacks. I'm hungry. - I will. I know, I'll be good. 153 00:13:48,673 --> 00:13:52,886 I will, I'll be good. Oh, Bigfoot, I'll be good. 154 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,952 Hey, Cookie, get out of the way. 155 00:14:25,778 --> 00:14:28,123 Close that shirt. 156 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:33,353 ...local time, November 20th. 157 00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:35,298 The Intergalactic station... 158 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:40,002 Is he here? 159 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,544 - Fucking, defend me... - Get the fuck outta here! 160 00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:48,434 Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! It's me, man. It's cool, okay. 161 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:54,415 Wait, wait, Cookie. Come on, it's not like that. I just wanted to say hi. 162 00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:59,045 You sucky suck no more. Make pee-pee on fire. 163 00:14:59,145 --> 00:15:03,891 Come on, Cookie, just... give me the Coochie, Cookie, please. 164 00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,867 Thanks, Cookie. I owe you one. 165 00:15:15,594 --> 00:15:18,597 Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie... 166 00:15:18,697 --> 00:15:21,217 I love you! I love you! 167 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:23,319 Cookie! Cookie! 168 00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:26,204 - Cookie! Cookie! - What does it say? 169 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:30,849 It says, it says, it says, it says... we are getting high! 170 00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:38,305 Finished. 171 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,850 I win! 172 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:45,536 Go to Hollywood! 173 00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:35,260 - Out my way! - Get out of bed, asshole! 174 00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:29,893 - Oh, my God! - What are you doing? 175 00:21:30,544 --> 00:21:32,805 Who is it? 176 00:21:33,296 --> 00:21:37,568 - It's a girl. - I'm Dante's girlfriend from upstairs. 177 00:21:37,668 --> 00:21:40,070 What's in the bags? 178 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,871 Garbage. I was just throwing my garbage away. 179 00:21:42,971 --> 00:21:46,676 And where you planning on throwing the garbage away, love? 180 00:21:47,688 --> 00:21:51,890 In front of the building so the garbage man can pick it up. 181 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:58,922 The garbage man? The garbage man. 182 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:02,293 The garbage man that will never fucking come. 183 00:22:02,393 --> 00:22:04,195 Because no one's supposed to be living here. 184 00:22:04,295 --> 00:22:06,895 Are those the garbage man we're talking about? 185 00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:08,231 Sorry, I didn't... 186 00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:10,808 - She's sorry. - She's sorry. 187 00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:15,464 She's sorry. Okay, I mean, you mean you're sorry like... 188 00:22:15,564 --> 00:22:18,007 You're sorry that you didn't throw all your shit in front of my building? 189 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:22,078 It's that kind of sorry we're talking about? Or you mean that you're sorry, 190 00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:26,614 like, when they find out that people are living here, 191 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:29,619 illegally, are you sorry like that? 192 00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:31,854 Is that the kind of sorry you're feeling right now? 193 00:22:31,954 --> 00:22:37,058 Or are you sorry that when the NYPD come here, 194 00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:41,731 with their riot gear and tear gas and throw everybody in this fucking building out, 195 00:22:41,831 --> 00:22:45,567 into the cold, into the streets, 196 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,869 I mean... are you sorry like that? 197 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:50,637 - Don't touch me! - Are you sorry like that? 198 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,481 Are you sorry like that? 199 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:05,219 Come here. You see that? Down there. 200 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,756 That's where the garbage goes. 201 00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:10,893 Come here, come here. 202 00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:13,403 You are young... 203 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:16,106 and you're a girl. 204 00:23:17,198 --> 00:23:19,710 This is not your fault. 205 00:23:21,437 --> 00:23:24,682 So I will show you tolerance, 206 00:23:24,939 --> 00:23:26,916 this time. 207 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:30,412 But if the NYPD, 208 00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:34,183 Gestapo, by your actions, 209 00:23:34,283 --> 00:23:38,118 fuck with my program, 210 00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:41,430 I will not be so cordial. 211 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:46,569 Do you understand? Okay. 212 00:23:49,593 --> 00:23:53,242 Oh, yeah! And by the way... 213 00:23:54,636 --> 00:23:59,279 don't ever speak to us again, bitch. 214 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,984 Come on. 215 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,357 Dante! 216 00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:12,426 What? 217 00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:35,161 - Cookie, Cookie, come on. It's me, Roxy. - Go away! 218 00:25:35,261 --> 00:25:38,504 No, Cookie. I have to see you. Fuck it! 219 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,393 Shit! 220 00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:46,031 Look, see? Me have money. 221 00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:10,723 Six! Thanks, Cookie. Jeez, thanks, Cookie. Thanks, Cookie, thanks. 222 00:26:18,294 --> 00:26:20,649 Crazy ladyboy! 223 00:26:33,873 --> 00:26:35,648 Fuck! 224 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:08,802 - Bigfoot! - Did you get it? 225 00:28:08,902 --> 00:28:10,705 He gave me six. Six and four. 226 00:28:10,805 --> 00:28:14,350 Six, mazel tov, you Chinese fuck! 227 00:28:15,209 --> 00:28:19,387 - God, I'm so thirsty. - I'm gonna go get the dick, baby. 228 00:28:27,587 --> 00:28:29,232 What the fuck is in here? 229 00:28:30,123 --> 00:28:32,369 I heard you talking about me, Roxy. 230 00:28:39,431 --> 00:28:42,735 Roxy! Baby! 231 00:28:42,835 --> 00:28:44,839 Where are you? 232 00:28:46,472 --> 00:28:49,520 Fuck! Oh, baby! 233 00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:55,814 Oh! Look at your face. You pass out again? Come here. 234 00:28:57,286 --> 00:29:01,267 Look at you. You think I did this to you? 235 00:29:03,289 --> 00:29:05,157 Come here. 236 00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,026 It's gonna be all right. 237 00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:11,973 Everything's gonna be just fine, baby. Just fine. 238 00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:15,702 Oh, my God! 239 00:29:15,802 --> 00:29:18,272 Sorry, Loki. I had to do that. 240 00:29:18,372 --> 00:29:22,507 - Those guys are gay? - Yeah, baby. Fucking drama queens. 241 00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:26,477 It's just that they're into Hitler instead of show tunes. 242 00:29:27,481 --> 00:29:28,813 Oh, are you okay? 243 00:29:28,913 --> 00:29:32,084 Oh, my brain feels like it's growing inside of my skull. 244 00:29:32,907 --> 00:29:37,222 Loki, I love you, but your brain is not growing. 245 00:29:37,322 --> 00:29:40,801 Oh, shit! I got to get to work. 246 00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:46,097 Oh, my God! 247 00:29:46,197 --> 00:29:49,301 - Loki! - Did you see that? 248 00:29:49,401 --> 00:29:51,603 That was so punk rock! 249 00:29:51,703 --> 00:29:53,272 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 250 00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:54,807 - Yeah? Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 251 00:29:54,907 --> 00:29:56,275 'Cause I'm already late as it is. 252 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:59,000 - Go, go, go. - Yeah? Okay. 253 00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:02,279 All right, guys. I am out. 254 00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:04,682 I will see you later tonight. 255 00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:07,884 Keep an eye on the Rockstar for me, will you? 256 00:30:08,787 --> 00:30:11,555 - Domo arigato. - Bye, Alexa. 257 00:30:11,655 --> 00:30:14,457 - Bye, baby. Feel better. - Later babe. 258 00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:15,960 I just cleaned the house. 259 00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:20,773 Sorry, Maya, the only job you never finish is cleaning the house. 260 00:30:21,999 --> 00:30:24,235 Dude, my hands are tingling. 261 00:30:24,335 --> 00:30:27,746 Dude, you just projectile vomited. 262 00:30:29,139 --> 00:30:31,117 Jagermeister! 263 00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:35,278 - What is that thing? - Oh, God! Here we go. 264 00:30:35,378 --> 00:30:36,931 This, my fair lady, 265 00:30:37,031 --> 00:30:40,919 is a 1979 bass guitar, axe-model, Gene Simmons. 266 00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:44,789 - All right. - Only one of 175 made. 267 00:30:44,889 --> 00:30:47,559 - That thing is sick. - Yeah, it is. 268 00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:51,063 I won it off George Graffin back when I was rigging the warp tour in '09. 269 00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:54,298 He means Greg Graffin from Bad Religion. 270 00:30:54,398 --> 00:30:56,735 Loki, you're such a star fucker, you know that? 271 00:30:56,835 --> 00:31:01,473 Dude, like, I'm not a star fucker. I mean I beat a guy with a PhD. 272 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,742 Anybody can beat anybody at blackjack. 273 00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:05,909 It doesn't mean that you're smarter than them. 274 00:31:06,009 --> 00:31:09,080 - But I have his guitar. - Yeah, you do. 275 00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:13,960 Wait, Gene Simmons the reality show guy? Why does he have a guitar? 276 00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:45,025 - Pizza got here. - Good and hot. 277 00:31:46,617 --> 00:31:50,120 No, baby, you have to fold the pizza. 278 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:53,238 You know, we fold it, so that doesn't happen... 279 00:31:53,589 --> 00:31:57,427 Hey, asshole, come over here. I want you to go get me a band-aid. 280 00:31:57,527 --> 00:32:02,030 - Oh, my gosh! Mr. Shynola, are you okay? - Come on, I'm okay. 281 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,909 Just get me the band-aid now. 282 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,312 Yo, Loki, we're back with your pizza, man. 283 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,590 Loki, you're pizza's gonna get cold. 284 00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:18,246 - He's probably jerking off. - Oh, epic. 285 00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:20,814 Don't act like you never did it. 286 00:32:20,914 --> 00:32:22,649 Where you going? 287 00:32:22,749 --> 00:32:26,585 Tess and Vince's. They're junkies so they'll have band-aids, and needles and shit. 288 00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:29,631 For real? Real junkies. 289 00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:44,456 Yo, Vince, open up. It's Dante. 290 00:32:44,556 --> 00:32:46,733 Dante who? 291 00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,978 - Hey! Hey! - Hey, chill the fuck out! 292 00:32:51,293 --> 00:32:53,188 Oh, it's that Dante. 293 00:32:53,548 --> 00:32:55,783 - Hey, Dante's here. - Yeah, whatever. 294 00:32:55,883 --> 00:32:57,385 - Sorry, guys. - It's okay, man. 295 00:32:57,485 --> 00:32:59,587 It's okay, man. It's no problem. 296 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:03,374 - That's my girlfriend, Maya. - Hi, Maya. Sorry about the gun. 297 00:33:03,474 --> 00:33:06,195 Yeah, no worries. You can tell that's never happened before. 298 00:33:06,295 --> 00:33:08,662 Hey, you guys got band-aids for Shynola? 299 00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:10,832 - Yeah, I got a band-aid for Shynola. - Let me see. 300 00:33:10,932 --> 00:33:12,500 - Hey, Tess. - What's up. 301 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,401 Oh, my God! These clothes are so great. 302 00:33:15,501 --> 00:33:17,703 You guys have a really cool place, Tess. 303 00:33:17,803 --> 00:33:21,975 Yeah, you know, I'm a native New Yorker so cool kind of comes standard. 304 00:33:22,075 --> 00:33:25,576 Yeah, Dante told me you used to be a big model or something. 305 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,939 Well, I still am a big model, I just... 306 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,883 I was feeling a little stressed, overworked, so I decided to take some time off. 307 00:33:32,983 --> 00:33:35,428 Right, 'cause you're a junkie. 308 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,522 Vince! 309 00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:41,639 This bitch just called me a junkie. 310 00:33:41,739 --> 00:33:43,806 Oh, God! 311 00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:48,264 Oh, my God! I'm a fucking junkie. 312 00:33:48,364 --> 00:33:51,135 Tess, I'm so sorry. I thought you were cool with it. 313 00:33:51,235 --> 00:33:53,753 - At least you guys got each other, right? - I'm a fucking junkie. 314 00:33:53,853 --> 00:33:56,606 Thanks for the band-aids. I gotta get these to Shynola. 315 00:33:56,706 --> 00:33:58,341 I'll tell him you hooked him up. 316 00:33:58,441 --> 00:34:02,008 Are you fucking serious? Get over here and shut up! 317 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:05,279 - Oh, my God! I'm so embarrassed. - Babe, don't even worry about it. 318 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:08,115 They're junkies, they'll probably forget tomorrow anyways. 319 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:09,451 I hope so. 320 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,828 I'm running these over to Shynola. I'll be back in a second. 321 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,689 Hey. Loki's not really, you know... 322 00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:18,890 Yeah, go help. 323 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,294 Loki, it's Maya, I'm home. 324 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:24,595 If you think you're doing something you shouldn't be doing if I'm home. 325 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,121 Shit! Loki! Fuck. 326 00:34:27,221 --> 00:34:28,932 Dante! Dante! 327 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,845 It's okay, It's me. 328 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,846 Dante! It's me, Maya. Stop! 329 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:43,900 Dante! 330 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,442 - Maya, what happened? - I don't know. 331 00:34:48,051 --> 00:34:50,685 - What the fuck happened? - I don't know. I found him like this. 332 00:34:50,785 --> 00:34:52,887 Shut the fuck up! 333 00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:57,991 - What the fuck is wrong with you, Loki? - I don't know how I got here. 334 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,227 - You don't know? - No, man. You guys went to get pizza. 335 00:35:02,327 --> 00:35:05,406 And I was really thirsty. 336 00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:08,199 Loki, you're on fire, man. 337 00:35:08,299 --> 00:35:13,740 Yeah, man, my brain's, like, bursting and my eyes are, like, about to fall out. 338 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,457 You should see a doctor. 339 00:35:15,557 --> 00:35:19,412 - You ever had the chicken pox? - That's what this is, the chicken pox? 340 00:35:19,512 --> 00:35:22,015 - Does it itch? - Yeah, a lot. 341 00:35:22,115 --> 00:35:25,627 Fuck, man! The fucking clinic is probably closed by now. 342 00:35:26,652 --> 00:35:28,417 We can bring him to the hospital and give him a fake name. 343 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,388 Chill, chill. I'm only sick. 344 00:35:30,488 --> 00:35:33,424 If I'm still sick tomorrow, we can go to the hospital tomorrow. 345 00:35:33,524 --> 00:35:36,669 I mean, what difference is a day gonna make? 346 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:36,926 Oh, Jesus! 347 00:36:37,026 --> 00:36:39,503 Did something die in here? 348 00:36:40,162 --> 00:36:43,240 Fucking with the sewer line again, old man? 349 00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:47,211 Call me. 350 00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:03,527 Do you smell that? 351 00:37:06,121 --> 00:37:08,700 Oh, this building. 352 00:37:11,091 --> 00:37:16,071 There is something seriously wrong with this building. 353 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,677 Great! Finally got a TV. 354 00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:25,773 I just noticed the fucking septic tank 355 00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:28,709 nail polish removers stench in the lobby. 356 00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:32,111 I mean, my eyes are watering. 357 00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:35,216 Oh, baby, you're still sick? 358 00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:37,918 Yeah, she said it's the chicken pox. 359 00:37:38,018 --> 00:37:40,620 Well, I don't know but he's breaking out all over. 360 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:45,525 Oh, my poor baby got chicken pox! 361 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,394 Alexa, he's sick. 362 00:37:47,494 --> 00:37:51,364 Okay, I'd already done had the chicken pox 363 00:37:51,464 --> 00:37:54,869 and you know, you can only get them but once. 364 00:37:54,969 --> 00:37:57,645 Yeah, but what if it's not chicken pox? 365 00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,755 Well, then... 366 00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:07,154 All employees must wash hands before returning to work. 367 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,450 Lord, I need a shower! 368 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,896 - Hey, can I help? - Loki, you're sick dude! 369 00:38:27,234 --> 00:38:32,906 What do you plan on doing with this degree in post-modern Literature? 370 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:36,903 Alexa's father asks her in a... 371 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:39,908 soul crushing but... 372 00:38:40,008 --> 00:38:44,412 ultimately accurate fashion. 373 00:38:48,221 --> 00:38:50,498 Fucking faggot. 374 00:38:51,624 --> 00:38:56,010 Hey... at least I still got stripping to fall back on. 375 00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:16,035 Taxi! Taxi... 376 00:41:19,764 --> 00:41:21,348 Oh, shit! 377 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:25,019 - What happened? - Oh, dude, I think I just hit that guy. 378 00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:28,773 - What guy? - Fuck! I think I just killed that guy. 379 00:41:28,873 --> 00:41:31,388 What the fuck are we gonna do? 380 00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:44,393 My friends think I'm lying. 381 00:42:23,597 --> 00:42:25,931 You guys don't smell that? 382 00:42:26,671 --> 00:42:29,477 What's that smell in here? 383 00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:35,741 Hey, what's wrong? 384 00:42:40,112 --> 00:42:42,417 - Oh, my God, Loki! - What the fuck, dude? 385 00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:45,717 - Alexa! - What the fuck are you doing, man? 386 00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:48,295 Get off of me! Get... 387 00:42:48,921 --> 00:42:51,424 Loki, relax, dude! 388 00:42:51,524 --> 00:42:54,268 - Loki, calm down. - Is he all right? 389 00:42:56,663 --> 00:42:58,831 - It's all right. - What are you doing? 390 00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:00,867 - Get away! No! - It's okay! 391 00:43:00,967 --> 00:43:05,746 - Loki, it's Dante. Relax, man. - Dante, what's happening to me? 392 00:43:07,406 --> 00:43:09,673 - Alexa! - Maya! 393 00:43:09,773 --> 00:43:12,612 - Shit, Loki, you gonna be all right, dude? - Just go, just go. 394 00:43:12,712 --> 00:43:14,387 Fucker! 395 00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:17,790 Maya! Maya! Maya, hold on. 396 00:43:21,884 --> 00:43:24,215 Motherfucker! 397 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,994 What happened? Alexa... 398 00:43:32,094 --> 00:43:34,464 - What's wrong. - What the fuck? 399 00:43:34,714 --> 00:43:36,930 It's locked! 400 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,901 What the fuck are these? 401 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:41,703 Fuck, how should I know? 402 00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:45,649 Hey! Who locked the fucking gate, man? 403 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,051 We're gonna have to wait. 404 00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:50,520 What do you mean? 405 00:43:51,882 --> 00:43:56,236 - "Right back here..." - It's Cookie. He locked the door. 406 00:43:56,336 --> 00:43:59,620 - He's gonna be an hour. - Oh, what the fuck, Cookie? 407 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,724 Fuck! Fuck! 408 00:44:01,824 --> 00:44:07,196 Hey, Shynola! Get this fucking door open, Shynola. I know you're in there. 409 00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:10,541 Fuck, Shynola! Hey! 410 00:44:15,636 --> 00:44:19,716 Hey, Bigfoot, Cookie locked the fucking front gate, man! 411 00:44:23,176 --> 00:44:26,560 Hey, Bigfoot, what's up with the axe, man? 412 00:44:31,818 --> 00:44:35,822 I heard what you said, you were talking to Roxy. 413 00:44:35,922 --> 00:44:37,966 Where'd she go? 414 00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:42,003 Back the fuck up, Bigfoot. I got a pipe, man. 415 00:44:43,596 --> 00:44:46,031 You're gonna need that. 416 00:44:46,131 --> 00:44:47,578 Fuck. Fuck. 417 00:44:47,678 --> 00:44:50,813 - Bigfoot! - You bitch! 418 00:44:51,172 --> 00:44:53,607 Bigfoot! Bigfoot! 419 00:44:54,507 --> 00:44:56,635 You killed him! 420 00:44:57,035 --> 00:45:00,898 - You're the fucking killer. - Wait, wait, wait, wait... 421 00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:03,517 What's going on? Who's locked in? 422 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:08,020 - Jesus, why is he foaming at the mouth? - Same thing happened to Loki upstairs. 423 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,604 Jesus, Loki! Fuck! 424 00:45:10,704 --> 00:45:13,193 Are you saying... Are we really locked in? 425 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,730 Some guy, Cookie, I don't know, he locked the door with a bunch of bicycle locks. 426 00:45:16,830 --> 00:45:18,998 - Where the fuck is Cookie? - He's got to be here... 427 00:45:19,098 --> 00:45:21,267 Yeah, yeah. We gotta get in touch with Cookie. 428 00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:25,872 He can't... he's gonna throw up! He's choking to death, help! Somebody! 429 00:45:25,972 --> 00:45:29,042 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. What is she doing? What... 430 00:45:29,142 --> 00:45:31,300 - What does it look like I'm doing? - Put that fucking phone away. 431 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,178 - It's all right, man. - Hey, Dante... 432 00:45:33,278 --> 00:45:34,583 Maya, please. 433 00:45:34,683 --> 00:45:37,914 What, are you fucking kidding me? This guy's dying. I'm calling 911. 434 00:45:38,014 --> 00:45:40,032 I will come down there, I will fucking kill you. 435 00:45:40,132 --> 00:45:42,785 - Baby, for me, do not make that call. - Stop, stop. 436 00:45:42,885 --> 00:45:46,330 - Please just give me the fucking phone. - Are you serious? Stop it. 437 00:45:52,462 --> 00:45:56,898 - You broke my fucking phone! - Fuck your phone, Maya! 438 00:45:57,498 --> 00:46:00,236 Look at these fucking people! They have shit. 439 00:46:00,336 --> 00:46:03,872 This fucking building is all they have, it's their home. 440 00:46:03,972 --> 00:46:08,583 If you call the cops, they'll have nowhere to live. We'll have nowhere to live. 441 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,046 So you'll just stand around and let someone die? 442 00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:13,649 So you can live in this shithole for free, are you fucking kidding me? 443 00:46:13,749 --> 00:46:16,852 - It won't be the fucking first time. - Shut the fuck up, Gault! 444 00:46:16,952 --> 00:46:20,529 Fuck you, Rockstar! Fuck you! 445 00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:24,900 I live here too, you know. 446 00:46:25,726 --> 00:46:27,603 Fuck you! 447 00:46:40,975 --> 00:46:42,386 Fuck. 448 00:47:04,668 --> 00:47:08,347 - We gotta leave. - Yeah, yeah. We got to... 449 00:47:18,549 --> 00:47:20,851 Maya! Maya! 450 00:47:20,951 --> 00:47:22,962 What the fuck! 451 00:47:24,155 --> 00:47:27,633 - Maya, where's Alexa and Loki? - I don't know. 452 00:47:30,561 --> 00:47:32,805 Loki's gone. 453 00:47:34,998 --> 00:47:37,343 I looked everywhere. 454 00:47:37,701 --> 00:47:39,035 Fucking Loki. 455 00:47:39,335 --> 00:47:42,639 Watch out, man. Loki! Loki! 456 00:47:42,739 --> 00:47:47,451 - You can't fucking leave, man. - Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. 457 00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:09,026 - Where the fuck is it? - Dante! What are you looking for? 458 00:48:09,126 --> 00:48:12,401 - My phone. We had a phone here. - Hey, what the fuck you mean phone, man? 459 00:48:12,501 --> 00:48:15,037 You can't call fucking 911. What about us? 460 00:48:15,137 --> 00:48:16,738 What about you, fucking junkie? 461 00:48:16,838 --> 00:48:20,057 - You gonna fucking stop me? - Dante! Stop it! Dante! 462 00:48:21,710 --> 00:48:24,820 Right now, we have to find Loki, okay? 463 00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:28,382 I mean, it's not like he can go anywhere, right? 464 00:48:28,482 --> 00:48:31,577 - Dante, right? - Yeah. 465 00:48:34,555 --> 00:48:36,723 Vince, come on, man. 466 00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:39,628 You not gonna fucking apologize to me. Where the fuck are you going? 467 00:48:39,728 --> 00:48:44,105 - The roof, he likes it up there. - Yeah, fuck you very much, too. 468 00:48:46,899 --> 00:48:50,845 Are you... Are you really gonna call 911? 469 00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:55,274 I don't know, Tess. 470 00:48:55,374 --> 00:48:58,385 I mean, I don't even know what's right any more. 471 00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,562 Come on, man. 472 00:49:16,362 --> 00:49:18,630 Loki, open up, man! 473 00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:20,533 Loki! 474 00:49:20,933 --> 00:49:23,158 I know you're up there. 475 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,313 Loki, come on. It's Dante. 476 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:34,454 Where the fuck are you going, Vince? Loki! I know you're up there. 477 00:49:35,479 --> 00:49:38,191 Loki, come on. It's Dante. 478 00:49:57,335 --> 00:49:58,584 Bigfoot? 479 00:50:35,246 --> 00:50:38,150 - Not him too? - No, no, no. He's just dope-sick, okay? 480 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:41,108 He just needs another hit and he's gonna be fine. 481 00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:45,314 Look, you know what? I'll let you know if I see Loki, okay? 482 00:50:45,923 --> 00:50:47,633 All right. 483 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:51,160 I'll be downstairs if you need me, all right? 484 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:53,195 Yeah, sure. 485 00:50:53,295 --> 00:50:55,755 Hey, wait! You know... 486 00:50:56,455 --> 00:50:58,600 it's okay if you call the police. 487 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,460 Well, we... 488 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,015 Vince and I... 489 00:51:03,115 --> 00:51:04,781 we'll be okay. 490 00:51:05,872 --> 00:51:07,917 Thanks, Tess. 491 00:51:14,516 --> 00:51:16,210 Fuck! 492 00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:18,393 Fuck! 493 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:28,744 Hey, save some of that for me. 494 00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:37,805 Look at you. You look like a rabid fucking animal. 495 00:51:37,905 --> 00:51:40,884 All my work, for what? Nothing. 496 00:51:42,076 --> 00:51:43,845 Come here. 497 00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:46,313 Thou shall not conquer... 498 00:51:46,413 --> 00:51:50,089 if thou is still a slave. 499 00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:02,662 Okay, my pet, okay? 500 00:52:02,762 --> 00:52:05,808 Let's show them how much I've trained you. 501 00:52:06,299 --> 00:52:08,376 Let's show them. 502 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:23,494 - Hi. - Hi. 503 00:52:44,974 --> 00:52:47,711 Oh, Cookie's not gonna make it back in this rain. 504 00:52:47,811 --> 00:52:49,956 What happened with Loki? 505 00:52:50,614 --> 00:52:54,084 Fuck! Alexa, we gotta get Loki from the roof. 506 00:52:54,184 --> 00:52:58,589 Oh, Loki, is that you? You big fucking vagina... 507 00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,224 Oh, my God! Tess! 508 00:53:01,324 --> 00:53:03,745 - What the fuck, Tess? - He tried to kill me. 509 00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:06,697 - Who, Bigfoot? - No, it's like a horror night. 510 00:53:06,797 --> 00:53:10,634 I fixed him a thing and when I stuck a needle in his arm, 511 00:53:10,734 --> 00:53:14,915 his eyes... Oh, my God! Vince! 512 00:53:52,778 --> 00:53:57,425 - Any luck? - No. Still no phone. 513 00:53:58,183 --> 00:54:01,396 We cannot do nothing. Fuck! 514 00:54:02,221 --> 00:54:04,992 What do you think you're doing? We're not gonna climb out. 515 00:54:05,092 --> 00:54:07,794 - Only one of us has to do it. - You're kidding me, right? 516 00:54:07,894 --> 00:54:11,498 - Dante, there's a fucking monsoon out there. - Maya, I'm not gonna jump out the window. 517 00:54:11,598 --> 00:54:14,333 Loki has climbing equipment from when he was rigging the warped tour. 518 00:54:14,433 --> 00:54:17,036 He got a harness, rope, all that shit. 519 00:54:17,136 --> 00:54:21,449 Hey, Alexa, you got Loki's climbing equipment? 520 00:54:29,746 --> 00:54:31,392 Shit! 521 00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:34,567 - Alexa, chill the fuck out... - Dante? 522 00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:38,859 - Yeah, it's me Dante. It's me. - Dante, what the fuck is going on with... 523 00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:42,028 Fuck are all these things? Where the fuck are you? 524 00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:45,690 - You can't see me? - I just said, 525 00:54:45,790 --> 00:54:48,734 where the fuck are you? 526 00:54:48,834 --> 00:54:52,403 Okay, okay, Alexa. Just put the fucking knife down. 527 00:54:52,503 --> 00:54:55,448 No fucking way. Are you insane? 528 00:54:55,548 --> 00:54:59,253 They're gonna kill... kill me. 529 00:55:00,879 --> 00:55:02,482 Alexa? 530 00:55:03,002 --> 00:55:06,671 Fuck! Fuck! Run, get the fuck out of here. 531 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:09,130 Go, go, go. 532 00:55:13,358 --> 00:55:15,596 Wiffle ball! 533 00:55:21,033 --> 00:55:22,570 - Get back in. - I can't do it. She's in there. 534 00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:26,414 Everyone's out here, we'll throw her out! 535 00:55:27,973 --> 00:55:30,393 - Grab her, grab her. - No, I don't want to touch her. 536 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:33,445 - I can't do it, please. No. - Tess, what the fuck? Open the door. 537 00:55:33,545 --> 00:55:36,723 Fucking do it, Tess. Oh, my God! 538 00:55:38,816 --> 00:55:41,528 - Alexa? - Loki? 539 00:55:44,022 --> 00:55:46,433 Maya! Get the fuck off of her! 540 00:56:03,207 --> 00:56:06,219 Maya, please tell me that's you I'm holding? 541 00:56:12,283 --> 00:56:13,906 Let's go! 542 00:56:14,006 --> 00:56:17,041 Shit! Here we go. Go, go, go! 543 00:56:19,323 --> 00:56:23,428 - Oh, shit! Go up there. - I know you can see me. Come here. 544 00:56:23,528 --> 00:56:25,962 - Fuck! - Oh, shit, he's out! 545 00:56:26,518 --> 00:56:27,973 Come on, come on. 546 00:56:28,598 --> 00:56:31,166 Hey! Kids! 547 00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:33,170 Hey, kid! 548 00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:36,092 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 549 00:56:37,039 --> 00:56:40,443 Hey, kids, you like Bambi, kids? 550 00:56:40,543 --> 00:56:43,087 Remember what happened to his mother. 551 00:56:57,827 --> 00:56:59,303 What the fuck? 552 00:57:08,636 --> 00:57:12,841 What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? 553 00:57:12,941 --> 00:57:15,945 You're guts are on the floor, dude. 554 00:57:16,882 --> 00:57:21,358 You little piece of shit. You're not taking my shit. 555 00:57:25,519 --> 00:57:27,773 You're not taking my shit, boy. 556 00:57:27,873 --> 00:57:30,996 That's my shit. That's my shit. 557 00:57:31,423 --> 00:57:32,849 Alexa! 558 00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:50,012 Please. Sir, you have to help us, please. 559 00:57:50,112 --> 00:57:52,155 - Are you infected? - Dude, you have to let us in. 560 00:57:52,255 --> 00:57:54,852 Have you come into contact with any of the tap water people? 561 00:57:54,952 --> 00:57:57,218 Open the fucking door. We're gonna die in here. 562 00:57:57,318 --> 00:57:59,152 Stay away. 563 00:57:59,252 --> 00:58:01,521 Don't come any closer. 564 00:58:02,121 --> 00:58:04,733 I see you, I see you. 565 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,836 Are you real? 566 00:58:08,327 --> 00:58:11,138 God, what's happening to me? 567 00:58:42,565 --> 00:58:44,475 Oh, hi. 568 00:58:44,834 --> 00:58:46,935 Strange night? 569 00:58:47,035 --> 00:58:50,748 And this storm, jeez, gonna tear the building down. 570 00:58:56,044 --> 00:59:00,048 Jeez, do you guys feel sort of strange? 571 00:59:00,148 --> 00:59:01,684 I'm not feeling so hot. 572 00:59:01,784 --> 00:59:05,020 - Yeah, we're fine. - That's good. 573 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,764 What's wrong, sugar? I don't bite. 574 00:59:08,288 --> 00:59:10,633 This your new girlfriend? 575 00:59:10,733 --> 00:59:13,224 Welcome to the building, honey. 576 00:59:13,324 --> 00:59:17,515 You got a good man here. You take care of him. 577 00:59:19,897 --> 00:59:21,833 Hello! 578 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:25,372 I'm talking to you, white girl. You can't talk back? 579 00:59:25,472 --> 00:59:27,456 - You think you're better than me? - Roxy, relax. 580 00:59:27,556 --> 00:59:30,110 Don't tell me to relax, I will cut you. 581 00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:34,221 I will straight cut you from ear to motherfucking ear... 582 00:59:36,582 --> 00:59:40,387 - Gault! Open up, Gault! Gault! - Gault! Open the fucking door! 583 00:59:40,487 --> 00:59:44,358 Gault! Open the door, dammit! Oh, shit! Oh, my... 584 00:59:46,158 --> 00:59:47,869 Shit! 585 00:59:55,101 --> 00:59:58,879 Dude, what the fuck? 586 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:04,351 - Oh, my God, Alex! I'm so sorry. - Look out! 587 01:00:04,475 --> 01:00:07,253 - Shit! - What the fuck? 588 01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:13,582 - Jesus, what the fuck is this? - That's okay. It's me, it's me. 589 01:00:13,682 --> 01:00:17,429 I think I can't tell what's real any more. 590 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:29,508 Entrée. 591 01:00:29,616 --> 01:00:31,367 Oh, my God! 592 01:00:31,467 --> 01:00:33,745 Oh, shit! Maya! 593 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,743 You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch! 594 01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:42,720 You fucking whore! 595 01:00:49,518 --> 01:00:50,794 Vince! 596 01:00:55,253 --> 01:00:56,458 I won. 597 01:00:56,558 --> 01:00:59,662 What did you... what did you win? Did you get the script jobs? 598 01:00:59,762 --> 01:01:02,632 Yeah. Yeah, I won. 599 01:01:03,099 --> 01:01:06,110 - Did you get the mega millions? - Yeah. 600 01:01:07,103 --> 01:01:09,706 Wait, Vince? Vince! 601 01:01:09,806 --> 01:01:11,674 What did we win? 602 01:01:11,774 --> 01:01:15,143 Vince! Vince! 603 01:01:15,243 --> 01:01:18,580 Oh, Vince! Vince, what did we win? 604 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,467 Vince! Vince! 605 01:01:21,567 --> 01:01:23,784 Come on, was it the mega millionth one? 606 01:01:26,254 --> 01:01:29,490 Are you trying to get me sick? 607 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:32,235 Cover your fucking mouth! 608 01:01:34,846 --> 01:01:36,922 Oh, shit! 609 01:01:37,330 --> 01:01:41,100 Great, just fucking great! 610 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,869 Now, who's gonna hire me? 611 01:01:43,169 --> 01:01:45,218 My God, I'm so sorry. 612 01:01:49,107 --> 01:01:51,419 You're sorry? 613 01:01:51,943 --> 01:01:56,090 You ruined New York City, you know that, right? 614 01:01:56,548 --> 01:02:00,252 You rich girls who grew up watching Sex and the City? 615 01:02:00,352 --> 01:02:03,690 Thinking it's all Cosmos and Jimmy Choos. 616 01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:06,226 So you get knocked up by some investment banker, 617 01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:09,904 make him buy you a loft in the fucking west village. 618 01:02:10,997 --> 01:02:14,600 Well, you know who used to live in the west village? 619 01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:16,845 People like me. 620 01:02:17,102 --> 01:02:20,472 Artists, immigrants... 621 01:02:20,772 --> 01:02:24,642 Mark Twain, Jackson Pollock, 622 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:28,154 Isadora fucking Duncan. 623 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:33,051 Now, Manhattan's a fucking gated community. 624 01:02:33,151 --> 01:02:35,219 And look where the little people end up. 625 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:39,591 Here, in a fucking abandoned building, with a knife in my face. 626 01:02:39,691 --> 01:02:44,494 While your frat boy husband, rides a city bike through all the tour bus traffic. 627 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:49,701 Those fucking double-deckers! Sex in the fucking City tour buses! 628 01:02:49,801 --> 01:02:54,447 Like New York is just some drive through safari freak show! 629 01:02:57,976 --> 01:03:01,788 - Shynola! Shynola! - Simply amazing! 630 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:13,056 - Shynola, open up! Shynola! - Shynola! 631 01:03:13,156 --> 01:03:15,434 Tess, stop. 632 01:03:16,325 --> 01:03:18,090 Dante? 633 01:03:19,161 --> 01:03:23,666 Oh, God! I don't know what's happening to me! God, I'm so scared. 634 01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:26,735 I keep seeing things that aren't there and I... 635 01:03:26,835 --> 01:03:30,948 I can't feel my face. Oh, God! 636 01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:42,225 I always wanted to fuck her. 637 01:03:42,716 --> 01:03:44,050 Oh, shit! 638 01:03:45,050 --> 01:03:48,922 - You guys just saw that? - No, no, Bigfoot, we didn't see anything. 639 01:03:49,022 --> 01:03:54,895 Yeah, you did. You saw, I can tell. Everybody sees everything now. 640 01:03:54,995 --> 01:04:00,134 They got little cameras everywhere. They see you fuck your guy who's got tits. 641 01:04:00,234 --> 01:04:02,604 They see your fucking circus dick. 642 01:04:02,704 --> 01:04:05,772 - No, no. We didn't see anything? - You gonna tell my wife? 643 01:04:05,872 --> 01:04:08,415 Gonna tell my rabbi? 644 01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:10,710 You know what I'm really like. 645 01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:13,380 You know the real me, the real me! 646 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,282 The real you! The real you! 647 01:04:17,382 --> 01:04:21,395 - You fucking, Jew! - Nazis! 648 01:04:23,006 --> 01:04:25,716 Oh, shit! Fuck me! 649 01:04:30,696 --> 01:04:33,429 - Open up! Open up! Fuck! - Over here! 650 01:04:33,529 --> 01:04:37,244 - Shit! There's no lock. - And there's no fucking door. 651 01:04:39,747 --> 01:04:40,806 Shit! 652 01:04:40,906 --> 01:04:44,052 God, genius! Now this one doesn't have a lock either! 653 01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:50,083 Oh, fuck! Fuck, what are we gonna do? 654 01:04:50,183 --> 01:04:52,519 - Him! - Fuck! 655 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,396 Back the fuck off! 656 01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:00,628 Baby, baby, come here. Get the fuck off me! 657 01:05:01,570 --> 01:05:03,905 Get the fuck away from her. 658 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:08,102 Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! 659 01:05:08,202 --> 01:05:10,553 - No! No! - Baby, just fucking go! Just go! 660 01:05:15,643 --> 01:05:17,487 Dante! 661 01:05:20,847 --> 01:05:22,850 Close it! Close it! Fucking close it! 662 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:25,328 Fuck! Go, go, go. 663 01:05:46,254 --> 01:05:48,086 Oh, my... 664 01:05:48,507 --> 01:05:51,186 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit! 665 01:05:52,347 --> 01:05:53,274 Fuck! 666 01:05:56,282 --> 01:06:00,127 Fuck! Fuck! Baby, we got to get out of here. 667 01:06:00,451 --> 01:06:02,420 Dante, over here, over here! 668 01:06:02,886 --> 01:06:04,998 Lift me up! Lift me up! 669 01:06:15,066 --> 01:06:16,776 Maya? 670 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,320 Help. 671 01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:07,423 Rockstar! 672 01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:12,138 Hey there, Rockstar, you and your little fucking piece of pussy. 673 01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:21,340 Oh, fuck! 674 01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,883 Rockstar! 675 01:07:25,843 --> 01:07:27,854 What the fuck? 676 01:07:37,122 --> 01:07:40,186 Let's do this, Rockstar! 677 01:07:41,526 --> 01:07:46,035 Rockstar? Where the fuck did you go? 678 01:07:53,272 --> 01:07:55,024 Oh, fuck! 679 01:07:55,642 --> 01:07:59,054 - Shit! - You fucking cocksucker! 680 01:08:18,064 --> 01:08:21,802 Are you fucking kidding me? 681 01:08:21,902 --> 01:08:27,040 You're telling me all this shit has been there the whole fucking time? 682 01:08:29,098 --> 01:08:30,719 Oh, yeah! 683 01:08:42,521 --> 01:08:45,834 I'm gonna make you suck on this one. 684 01:08:48,329 --> 01:08:50,764 Move asshole! Get out of here now! 685 01:08:50,864 --> 01:08:52,821 - Fuck! - Open it! 686 01:08:54,168 --> 01:08:56,212 Go, go, go. 687 01:09:01,575 --> 01:09:05,052 - Rockstar! - Come on, back here! 688 01:09:08,146 --> 01:09:10,035 Dante! Shit! 689 01:09:10,135 --> 01:09:12,618 - I'm gonna fall through. Maya. - Hold on, hold on. 690 01:09:12,718 --> 01:09:15,686 Get the fuck out of here before it's too late. 691 01:09:15,786 --> 01:09:18,891 Sorry, kids, it's too late. 692 01:09:18,991 --> 01:09:22,447 - Stay back, I'm serious. Leave us alone. - Baby, get out of here! 693 01:09:22,547 --> 01:09:25,039 I'm not leaving you. 694 01:09:26,932 --> 01:09:30,236 Dante! Dante! 695 01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:33,060 Dante! 696 01:09:38,698 --> 01:09:41,052 The garbage girl! 697 01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:45,948 Do you remember me? I'm... I'm Gault. 698 01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:48,426 Have you seen my boyfriend? 699 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:52,545 You know, big guy, Murphy? 700 01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:59,139 That's something that you and me have in common, right? 701 01:10:00,231 --> 01:10:02,109 Boyfriends. 702 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,578 I think I did something... 703 01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,114 bad. 704 01:10:10,014 --> 01:10:13,544 So... bad. 705 01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:15,454 Maya! 706 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,664 Stay here! 707 01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:42,540 Bleach, Drano, a couple of the household cleaners, my own formula. 708 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,486 - Maya! - Dante! 709 01:10:46,177 --> 01:10:48,213 Must be in the sewer. 710 01:10:48,313 --> 01:10:51,651 Your boyfriend, his eyes, they normal like yours and mine? 711 01:10:51,751 --> 01:10:54,819 - He's fine. - Okay, then. Good. 712 01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:57,789 This whole world, living in its own filth. 713 01:10:57,889 --> 01:11:01,359 Beaujean, Khi Faso, Haiti 714 01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,193 were never like this! 715 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,862 Before, it was just a slow death. 716 01:11:05,962 --> 01:11:09,500 Slow death? These people are crazy, they're seeing things. 717 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,036 Yeah, things that want to kill them. It's their fight or flight reflex. 718 01:11:13,136 --> 01:11:17,644 It's off the chart, the amygdala, it's the most primal center of the brain, 719 01:11:17,744 --> 01:11:21,445 when there's a threat, you run or you attack, you have no control over it. 720 01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:24,113 But these hallucinations... 721 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:27,558 Well, imagine a mob of crazy people trying to kill each other. 722 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:31,021 What happened here tonight, one night, one building... 723 01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:33,123 Then we have to tell someone, the police? 724 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,221 I mean, regardless of what happens to us? 725 01:11:35,321 --> 01:11:36,960 Exactly. 726 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:40,296 There's eight million people just outside that wall. 727 01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:43,307 Think about that. Eight... 728 01:11:48,802 --> 01:11:50,339 Maya! 729 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,816 - Baby! - Dante! 730 01:11:54,786 --> 01:11:58,947 - Shit! It's Loki! Come on. - Oh, no, baby, my foot. 731 01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:01,458 Okay. 732 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,835 - Fuck, go, go, go! - Okay. 733 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,527 Oh, fuck! 734 01:12:20,215 --> 01:12:22,271 Oh, my God! 735 01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:24,438 What is that? 736 01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:27,250 I don't know but it doesn't look too good. 737 01:12:31,811 --> 01:12:35,156 Oh, my God! Fuck. 738 01:12:35,864 --> 01:12:37,782 What the fuck? 739 01:12:37,882 --> 01:12:42,085 - Fuck you, Loki! - Maya, give me the fucking knife! Go, go! 740 01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:46,265 What the fuck happened, man? We're supposed to be stars. 741 01:12:46,924 --> 01:12:49,769 And then you had to go and kill everybody. 742 01:12:50,895 --> 01:12:53,139 I'm not the one with the axe, man. 743 01:12:53,963 --> 01:12:56,282 For the last time, 744 01:12:56,382 --> 01:12:58,761 this is not an axe. 745 01:13:00,037 --> 01:13:03,105 This is a Gene Simmons bass guitar, 746 01:13:03,205 --> 01:13:06,718 one of only a 175 made! 747 01:13:14,316 --> 01:13:17,695 - Oh, shit! - Dante! 748 01:13:23,657 --> 01:13:25,970 Dante! You're Ali... 749 01:13:28,131 --> 01:13:32,142 Baby, you screamed then you ran away. 750 01:13:33,502 --> 01:13:36,805 - Oh, my God! - Maya, what's wrong? 751 01:13:36,905 --> 01:13:39,675 - I'm so sorry. - About what? What's wrong? 752 01:13:39,775 --> 01:13:42,477 - Your eyes. - Stop saying that, that's not funny. 753 01:13:42,577 --> 01:13:44,679 - I'm so sorry. - Stop saying that! 754 01:13:44,779 --> 01:13:47,423 You're the crazy one, you're the killer. 755 01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:56,867 Maya! 756 01:13:58,594 --> 01:14:00,338 Maya! 757 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:03,040 Baby! 758 01:14:09,655 --> 01:14:10,965 Maya! 759 01:14:48,379 --> 01:14:50,289 Over here! 760 01:14:51,782 --> 01:14:54,259 Help! Over here! 761 01:14:58,589 --> 01:15:02,101 Help! Help! Over here! 762 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,562 - Over here! Help me, please. Help! - License and registration? 763 01:15:05,662 --> 01:15:07,798 - Over here, yes! - Shit! 764 01:15:07,898 --> 01:15:10,334 Yo, Mary! Jesus Christ! How did you get in? 765 01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:13,011 Help me get out! Get me out of here. 766 01:15:14,054 --> 01:15:17,781 Shut the fuck up! You don't understand, he's crazy... 767 01:15:36,327 --> 01:15:39,963 Where... What happened? 768 01:15:40,063 --> 01:15:44,600 What happened? Where... Where am I? 769 01:15:46,701 --> 01:15:48,781 Where's Dante? 770 01:15:59,951 --> 01:16:03,896 Help! Help me! 771 01:16:04,355 --> 01:16:07,792 Help! Get me out of here! Help! 772 01:16:08,092 --> 01:16:11,515 We have zero idea where this came from. We don't know her name. 773 01:16:11,845 --> 01:16:14,630 She doesn't have a wallet, any ID. 774 01:16:14,730 --> 01:16:19,036 She doesn't seem to know what's real so can't even talk to her. What do you think? 775 01:16:19,136 --> 01:16:22,181 All this can get real bad, that's what I think. 776 01:16:22,438 --> 01:16:23,772 Listen, I want you down there. 777 01:16:23,872 --> 01:16:26,826 I want you to make sure that the whole street is quarantined. 778 01:16:26,926 --> 01:16:29,311 We have to find out where that sewer leads. 779 01:16:29,411 --> 01:16:30,313 Help me! 780 01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:34,017 Every supply of re-serviced tunnel, subway, 781 01:16:34,117 --> 01:16:38,062 any known homeless population... Oh, fuck! 782 01:16:41,938 --> 01:16:43,783 All right. 783 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:49,097 Every resident in a four block radius of that sewer, is under house arrest. 784 01:16:49,197 --> 01:16:51,700 Now, do not start a panic. 785 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:56,536 Somebody help! Let go of me! Let go of me! 786 01:16:56,636 --> 01:16:59,173 Motherfucker, let go of me! 787 01:16:59,273 --> 01:17:01,575 Motherfucker, I'll kill you! 788 01:17:01,675 --> 01:17:05,354 Help! Help! 789 01:21:53,402 --> 01:21:55,906 See that store over there? 790 01:21:56,006 --> 01:21:59,274 We saved the girl in that fucking store. 791 01:21:59,374 --> 01:22:03,077 Yeah, man. Everyone's gonna know who we are after this, brother. 792 01:22:03,177 --> 01:22:05,622 We're gonna be heroes. 793 01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,152 Everyone's gonna respect us. 794 01:22:09,252 --> 01:22:13,430 - You think so? Even the Captain? - Fuck my dad! 795 01:22:14,055 --> 01:22:16,792 Let me tell you something, that was a hot bitch! You see that girl? 796 01:22:16,892 --> 01:22:18,694 - She wasn't ugly. - She was not ugly. 797 01:22:18,794 --> 01:22:20,793 - She wasn't ugly. - Was not ugly. 798 01:22:20,893 --> 01:22:23,663 You know what you never find in Missouri? 799 01:22:23,763 --> 01:22:24,966 - Hot bitches? - Hot bitches. 800 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:27,300 - Hot bitches. - That's why we should work in this... 801 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,519 Dude, fuck Tinder, man. We're gonna surf the sewer more often. Absolutely. 802 01:22:31,619 --> 01:22:35,849 You see what comes out of that fucking thing? We're shitting out hot girls. 803 01:22:36,223 --> 01:22:38,844 - Thank God for that. - Thank God. 804 01:22:38,944 --> 01:22:41,947 You know what they say? You know what Nietzsche says about cops and God. 805 01:22:42,047 --> 01:22:45,716 What the fuck you looking at? It's police business, move on. 806 01:22:45,816 --> 01:22:47,951 Did Nietzsche say, "What the fuck you looking at? 807 01:22:48,051 --> 01:22:51,404 - It's police business, move on." - No, no, he said... 808 01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:55,175 "Everyone's thankful for God but let's be serious, 809 01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,073 we're all thankful for the police." 60733

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