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You've heard of the tunnel.
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The one we all go through
sooner or later.
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At the end, there's a door.
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And waiting for you on
the other side of that door...
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is either heaven...
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or hell.
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This is that door.
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Why is this patient
in lockdown?
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They didn't tell you
about Laurie Strode?
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No.
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You must have heard of her.
Sister of Michael Myers?
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Michael Myers,
the serial killer?
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Well, you'll hear
all the gossip soon enough.
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For now, let's just get...
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No, no, no, wait.
Tell me about her.
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She decapitated a man.
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Aah!
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Oh, my God. Why?
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Halloween.
Three years ago.
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Twenty years after
the first murders...
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her brother finally found her.
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Tracked her down to the school
where she was working.
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There were several murders.
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Lots of confusion.
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Guys, over here!
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Oh, my God.
She killed the wrong person.
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Unh!
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Father of three.
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Why didn't the paramedic
say something?
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His larynx had been crushed.
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Don't let on you know.
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Hello, Miss Strode.
Did you enjoy your dinner?
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She hasn't said a word in years.
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Extreme disassociative disorder.
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The doctors think
she's a suicide threat.
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They found her up
on the roof more than once.
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Must be the guilt.
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Now all she does
is stare out that window.
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God knows
what she sees out there.
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Hello?
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Anyone out there?
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Boooo!
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- Holy shit!
- Ha ha ha!
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Harold, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?
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No.
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How the hell
did you get out again?
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And who are you
supposed to be today?
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Oh. John Wayne Gacy.
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Born in Chicago, Illinois,
on March 17, 1942.
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Come on, big guy.
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Killed 33 people.
Buried them under his house.
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I know, Harold.
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- He was executed on May 7...
- I know, Harold.
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Willie, I'm not trying
to criticize your work...
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but if you put Harold
in his room...
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how come I see him
in the basement?
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L... But just
two seconds ago, he was...
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Come on. Let's go get him.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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You gotta be sure
what you're doing.
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Willie?
What are you doing?
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I skipped dinner.
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- Hurry up.
- OK.
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Harold?
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Harold,
what are you doing down here?
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What's gotten into you?
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Unh!
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Aah!
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Hmm. Ted Bundy.
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Born November 24, 19...
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Hello, Michael.
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I knew you'd come for me
sooner or later.
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What took you so long?
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You failed, Michael.
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You want to know why?
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Because I'm not afraid of you.
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But what about you?
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Are you afraid of me?
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Are you afraid to die, Michael?
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I just have to be sure.
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Unh! Unh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I'll see you in hell.
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Michael Myers.
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Born October 19, 1957.
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Killed his older sister,
October 31, 1963.
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Killed 3 high school students,
October 31, 1978.
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Also killed three nurses
and a paramedic, same night.
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Was believed to be dead,
then killed four students...
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Was believed to be dead,
then killed four students...
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Hillcrest Academy, 1998.
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Has been missing, unheard of,
last three years.
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Now he's back.
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Carl Jung tells us...
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that the human psyche
contains...
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a figment of ourselves...
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that even the collective
unconscious denies.
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Good morning, Paul.
It's nice to see you in class.
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Am I keeping you up?
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What do I mean by all this,
people?
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I mean that inside all of us...
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there lurks
a dark, malevolent figure.
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A kind of boogeyman,
if you will...
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that Jung called what?
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Stick with me, people.
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Take that Kierkegaardian
leap of faith.
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Jung said we must
face down our fears...
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and face up to the figure
he called... what?
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- The shadow.
- The shadow.
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Yes, Sara, very good.
Thank you.
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I'm glad somebody was awake.
Wow, what a class.
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Hey, Sara!
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Sara, wait up!
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I've been looking for you
everywhere.
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Guess what?
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Uh-uh. What did you
sign us up for this time?
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Eee, ha ha!
We gotta find Rudy. Come on.
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Hey, Rudy.
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Don't distract me.
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I can't help myself.
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I am distracting.
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Have you checked your email?
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No.
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Why?
Did you send me something?
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We're in!
They picked all three of us!
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- What? Are you serious?
- Uh-huh!
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Oh, God! Yes!
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All right. That is all good.
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This isn't one of
your little jokes, is it?
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No, but Sara doesn't want to go.
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I might go.
I just haven't decided yet.
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No, no, no.
That is unacceptable.
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It is unacceptable.
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We're gonna be bigger
than "The Osbournes."
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We're gonna be large.
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Every time I let you two
talk me into something...
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I live to regret it.
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Listen, without me,
you would die of boredom.
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Us! Without us,
you would die of boredom.
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Whatever.
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Are you sure they're not
just putting us in some house...
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with hidden cameras
in the shower?
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No.
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It's like we're
investigative reporters...
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searching a crime scene.
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And look at the scholarship.
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Yeah.
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Besides that,
thousands of people...
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are going to see my face...
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our face.
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Don't do it.
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That's the house
where it all started.
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He walked its hallways,
hid in its closets...
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dreamed in its bedrooms...
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helped his mother
in the kitchen...
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watched TV in the living room
with his dad...
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played in his sister's bedroom.
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Then one day,
he picked up a knife...
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and he never put it down again.
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That guy's fucking weird.
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Don't pay attention to him.
He's trying to scare us.
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I just need to send
a quick email.
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"Deckard...
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"you'll never believe
what I got myself into."
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Deckard? Who's Deckard?
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Oh, it's my screen name.
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Sara needed some tech support
setting up her offline reader...
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so I, uh...
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You told her
you're a graduate student?
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- Graduate of what, junior high?
- Shut up, all right?
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We talk every day.
It's kind of like we're dating.
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She's never even seen you...
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and Yahoo chat rooms
do not count.
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Yes, they do count.
Did you know in the old days...
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knights used to spend
their entire lives...
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courting ladies that
they would never even touch?
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They would just send
each other sonnets and stuff.
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That's before
internet porn, man.
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Whatever.
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Now what are you doing?
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Just give me a second,
all right?
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I hope Sara shows up.
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And wearing
something acceptable.
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She can't still be mad at us
for the last time.
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Here she is. Hey!
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OK, everybody listen up!
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Sara, are you gonna wear this?
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I thought I told you
we were gonna be on camera.
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I'd like to start this off
by saying the search is over.
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You six have been selected...
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to explore
America's worst nightmare...
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tomorrow night, Halloween...
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live, in front of the whole
entire internet universe.
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You six will enter
the birthplace of evil...
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in its purest form...
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the childhood home of
our most brutal mass murderer...
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Michael Myers.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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So, what do you hope to find
in the house tomorrow night?
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My way into
network broadcasting.
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Pfft!
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I just want to say
that Michael Myers...
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is not just
a man behind a mask...
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he's a legend.
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I'm interested
in how Michael Myers...
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embodies
the politics of violence...
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embedded in pop mythology.
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Never underestimate
the effect of a poor diet.
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Too much protein, not enough
zinc, next thing you know...
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you're cutting up bodies
in your bathtub.
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Look at Hitler.
He was a vegetarian.
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The brother
was seriously malnourished.
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You don't have to go far
to find Michael Myers.
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He is the great white shark
of our unconscious.
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He is the dark-eyed child
of our spirits.
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He's every murderous impulse
we've ever had.
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He's the little voice
that whispers to us...
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to strangle the old lady...
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taking too long
at the checkout counter.
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Get to know him, baby.
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He's you.
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Tell us, Sara, why do
ordinary people turn to murder?
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Well, I, um...
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I think it has something
to do with upbringing.
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Aah!
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Damn! That girl can sing.
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That's what
I'm looking for. Ooh.
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Ha! Hunh!
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Hyah!
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Get his ass! Get his ass!
Get his ass!
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Who's better than Wat Chun Lee?
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Whoopin' everybody ass
while he's smokin' a cigarette.
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Oh, shit. Who's knockin'
on my door this late?
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Whoever this is
is distracting me...
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from seeing Wat Chun Lee
whoop some ass.
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Sara? Ooh.
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Sara, what are you doing here?
It's late.
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I'm dropping out.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just I'm so freaked out
I can't even sleep.
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Slow down, slow down.
What's the problem?
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Can't you see
I'm not like the others?
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I know
you're not like the others.
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00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,499
You know
you're not like the others.
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The others ain't nothin'
but a bunch...
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of smart-ass, wise-crackin',
posin' wannabes.
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You are the real deal.
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Every existing element
about you...
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is what the internet audience
really wants.
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I don't want to be famous.
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00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,920
What do you mean
you don't want to be famous?
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That's the American dream.
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I think I'm just scared.
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It's OK to be scared.
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00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:59,488
Being scared is good.
Fear is good.
261
00:24:59,597 --> 00:25:01,861
Fear motivates.
262
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,527
Fear gives you
the feeling of being alive.
263
00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:05,864
Fear makes me want to throw up.
264
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,837
Trust me, please.
265
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,737
When it's all said and done,
at the end of the day...
266
00:25:09,807 --> 00:25:12,298
you'd be surprised of
how much you surprise yourself.
267
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:15,039
I'm sorry to bother you.
I just...
268
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:17,673
It's OK. Do me a favor.
Sleep on it.
269
00:25:17,715 --> 00:25:20,650
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
You can sweat it tonight, man.
270
00:25:20,718 --> 00:25:23,278
Now take your tail on outta here
and go to bed.
271
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:28,623
Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good.
272
00:25:28,726 --> 00:25:31,490
Shit you come up with
off the top of your head, boy.
273
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,329
Why don't you just
pat yourself on your back?
274
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,664
Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh!
275
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,011
Now, are you coming out soon...
276
00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:51,639
or are you
planning on subletting?
277
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:57,551
Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha!
278
00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:59,647
Don't you think
it's a bit too revealing?
279
00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:02,885
I think
it's perfectly revealing.
280
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,120
Aah!
281
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,757
What?
282
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,864
Are you OK?
283
00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:12,266
Did you see the
boogeyman or something?
284
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:16,103
The boogeyman?
How very Jungian.
285
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:19,735
Dr. Mixter's class?
I'm taking that course, too.
286
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,836
I hope they have this in black.
287
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:25,144
- Thrift stores.
- Oh, how marvelous, darling.
288
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:28,380
Ahh, there she is.
289
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,717
Oh, my God,
you've been pussy-whipped.
290
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:34,087
What's worse,
you've been cyber-whipped.
291
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:35,716
By the way,
where's your costume?
292
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:38,318
I can't go out tonight.
293
00:26:38,429 --> 00:26:40,329
I promised Sara
I would watch her first episode.
294
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,059
She's really nervous about it.
295
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:46,570
No, Mickey Stern's party
is tonight, and you know that.
296
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,766
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man.
I guess I forgot.
297
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:52,537
Forgot?
Do you have any idea...
298
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,475
what it means for
two freshmen to get invited?
299
00:26:54,545 --> 00:26:56,069
It's never happened before!
300
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,240
Your sister invited us...
301
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,374
so you wouldn't tell
your mother about her tattoo.
302
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,941
That's besides the point,
Myles Barton.
303
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,784
You can sit here in your little
dream fantasy world...
304
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:07,791
or you can come with me
to this party...
305
00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:09,622
and learn to walk like a man.
306
00:27:09,727 --> 00:27:11,661
What's it gonna be?
307
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,766
All right, let's go.
308
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:19,030
Ahh, chat room romance?
309
00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:20,934
He's just a friend.
310
00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:23,667
He's probably fifty and bald,
with a bad toupee.
311
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:28,838
- Jen.
- Probably collects human skin.
312
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,608
Give me a break, Jen.
313
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,240
OK, everybody listen up.
314
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,114
I'd like to start off
by saying...
315
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,914
the home that
you will be entering tonight...
316
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,511
has been rigged up
with several cameras...
317
00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:38,816
but for the most part...
318
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:43,156
the audience will see
only what you see.
319
00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:44,353
See these cameras right here?
320
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,953
I kinda like these cameras.
321
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,466
They can pretty much be
clipped on to anything.
322
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:53,662
A hat, shirt collar,
your coat collar.
323
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,398
The viewers
can pretty much control...
324
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:58,669
what they want to watch...
325
00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:01,109
switch around
from camera to camera...
326
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,909
depending on what seems to be
the most intriguing to them.
327
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:07,145
So if you guys want
to be stars for the night...
328
00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,187
I suggest you do something
that is very interesting...
329
00:28:10,254 --> 00:28:12,347
so that it's worth the while
of the viewers...
330
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:15,984
to want to keep
their cameras on you.
331
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,494
Cameras are so phallic.
332
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,758
Is that good or bad?
333
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,322
Depends who's watching.
334
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:46,151
Hey, Orson Welles,
pick a placement and move on.
335
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:52,386
Look, low angles... scary.
336
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:55,193
High angles... scary.
337
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:58,963
Medium angles... boring.
338
00:28:59,036 --> 00:29:00,298
I bet you learned that
shooting...
339
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,929
all those weddings
and bar mitzvahs.
340
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,405
Hey, hey!
341
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:07,376
I went to Long Beach State.
Same as Spielberg.
342
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:09,538
Charley,
we're on a schedule here.
343
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,912
Tell Max to rig a camera
in the sister's room.
344
00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:15,043
Max is back at the hotel
helping Freddie.
345
00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:17,144
OK.
346
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:46,674
Freddie!
347
00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:49,008
Baby, calm down.
It's all good. Just relax.
348
00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:51,173
I got it all under control.
349
00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:55,345
There was this Firebird
parked in front of the house.
350
00:30:55,419 --> 00:30:57,785
Totally about to ruin
the establishing shot...
351
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:00,085
but I called a tow truck.
352
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,783
Yep, it's on its way.
353
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:04,327
All righty. Bye.
354
00:31:08,165 --> 00:31:11,999
Look at you, Charley.
That's a nice angle, boy.
355
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,269
Look, there he is now.
356
00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:19,502
All right, here we go.
357
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:20,908
Mr. Harris!
358
00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:22,946
Can we ask you
a few questions, Mr. Harris?
359
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,346
- Right over here.
- I got one word for you.
360
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,849
- What's that?
- Product placement.
361
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,044
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
362
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:30,178
Product placement,
I like the sound of that.
363
00:31:30,254 --> 00:31:32,085
While we're going
around the house...
364
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,851
discovering the secrets
of Michael Myers...
365
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:39,225
we could be drinking Pepsi
or sporting The Gap, right?
366
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:44,200
Nice sexy thinking.
I kind of like that.
367
00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:45,792
How's everyone doing
this evening?
368
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,895
We'll get it started
like this, see?
369
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,462
In the next ten minutes...
370
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,802
we are going to enter
a mystery...
371
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,105
wrapped up inside of a riddle
inside of an enigma.
372
00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:56,442
Now, remember this.
Everything you see...
373
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,381
absolutely everything
you see is real.
374
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,247
There's no actors...
375
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,378
none of the components
or contents in the house...
376
00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:05,388
have been messed with,
mixed up, diluted...
377
00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:09,415
or tampered with in any shape,
form, or fashion whatsoever.
378
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:12,223
Now, I'm not exactly sure
what's gonna happen...
379
00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:15,231
but what I do know is
that no one will be allowed...
380
00:32:15,299 --> 00:32:17,290
to leave
until the show is over.
381
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:20,235
Our state-of-the-art
camera surveillance system...
382
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:22,568
will pick up
anyone who tries to sneak out.
383
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:32,840
Let the Dangertainment begin
out this motherfucker.
384
00:32:32,883 --> 00:32:36,182
Well, people, let's do it.
385
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,101
Rudy!
386
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:08,417
Way to go.
This is gonna be fun.
387
00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:32,274
I read that
after the murders...
388
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,605
the family
just sealed it up...
389
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,169
and left without
taking anything with them.
390
00:33:36,213 --> 00:33:40,206
It's not exactly
a house you put on the market.
391
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:41,876
Yeah, but I'll bet it has...
392
00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:44,853
one of those big nice
old kitchens, you know?
393
00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:47,949
Where are you going?
394
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:49,549
I'm gonna check it out.
395
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:52,561
What are we gonna do?
396
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:54,564
We don't have to do anything.
397
00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:57,031
Technically,
we just have to be in the house.
398
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:59,365
Aren't we supposed
to be looking for answers?
399
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:02,201
The devil made him do it.
I'm done.
400
00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:05,541
We owe it
to the people watching...
401
00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:08,976
to at least take a look around.
402
00:34:09,046 --> 00:34:10,377
Oh, that's cute.
403
00:34:10,414 --> 00:34:13,178
You're already worried
about your fan base?
404
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:20,387
You are this close
to getting voted off the island.
405
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,795
Hey, check this out.
406
00:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,025
You want something
tasty and delicious?
407
00:34:31,001 --> 00:34:32,901
You ever tasted
forty-year-old fennel?
408
00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:36,167
Eww, don't.
It's got to be rotten.
409
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,231
- That's strange.
- What?
410
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,972
- It smells fresh.
- Yeah, it does.
411
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:48,241
You know, Donna,
you got great legs.
412
00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:49,946
What time do they open?
413
00:34:51,288 --> 00:34:52,755
That'd be 1:00?
414
00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:56,423
God damn.
415
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:01,588
Sara.
416
00:35:04,668 --> 00:35:07,330
You think this is the one
that he used to do his thing?
417
00:35:07,404 --> 00:35:10,601
No. They'd keep that in
an evidence locker somewhere.
418
00:35:10,674 --> 00:35:12,039
Whew.
419
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:22,546
- Boo.
- Aah!
420
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,953
- What, are you scared?
- No.
421
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,422
What's in here?
422
00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,425
What is that?
423
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:41,869
OK, so I admit...
424
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:45,170
that this place
is a little creepy, OK?
425
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:48,473
No, no, no.
You have no idea.
426
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:52,038
- Look at this.
- Wow, a chair.
427
00:35:52,082 --> 00:35:53,344
My God.
428
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,409
Do you think they actually
kept him in this?
429
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,382
What is that?
430
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:02,323
Looks like the medieval key
to Sara's chastity belt.
431
00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:04,657
- Rudy!
- OK, yeah.
432
00:36:04,728 --> 00:36:07,629
Maybe we should
poke around a bit...
433
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,131
see what else we can find.
434
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,397
Ha! Aye-aye, captain.
435
00:36:13,737 --> 00:36:16,900
Why are you touching me?
436
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,566
Don't.
437
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,141
Go poke.
438
00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,972
Hey, what's going on?
439
00:36:56,013 --> 00:36:57,742
Sexy.
440
00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:01,480
Look at you!
441
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,880
Scott, what are we doing here?
442
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,620
Hey, come on, man,
be cool, all right?
443
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,561
Relax. Have fun. Shit.
444
00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,432
Hey, Myles,
do you think anyone will know...
445
00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:18,797
we're supposed to be
from "Pulp Fiction"?
446
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:44,720
- Huhh!
- Huhh!
447
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,368
Today, you're scared of
the boogeyman.
448
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:27,301
Ha ha ha!
449
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:30,829
He's gonna get you.
He's coming behind you.
450
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,273
Boogeyman!
451
00:39:28,832 --> 00:39:30,823
Ohh! Shit!
452
00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,835
Careful, Jen.
453
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:35,667
Ahem. Hands off, bud.
454
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:58,086
Bet this is Judith's room.
455
00:39:58,195 --> 00:40:01,653
You know, the older sister.
456
00:40:01,765 --> 00:40:05,098
The one he killed
when he was six years old.
457
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:09,071
Hey! Keep the camera
on the money here.
458
00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:11,937
I think it happened
when she was right there.
459
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:16,108
Poor little Judith...
460
00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:18,114
helpless...
461
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:21,447
brushing her hair...
462
00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:25,215
young... and naked.
463
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:28,891
Yeah, because
that's gonna happen, right?
464
00:40:28,992 --> 00:40:30,926
Come on, Jen.
465
00:40:30,994 --> 00:40:32,723
One flash,
and you could light up...
466
00:40:32,796 --> 00:40:35,663
a thousand computer screens.
467
00:40:35,732 --> 00:40:37,427
Launch your whole career.
468
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:46,142
You think?
469
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:17,172
You crack me up.
470
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:24,173
It's a good wardrobe
for you, Jen.
471
00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:38,121
Wait! No! There was
somebody else in the hall!
472
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,296
Come on.
473
00:41:52,442 --> 00:41:55,309
Come on, lover boy.
474
00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,971
- Whoa!
- Aah!
475
00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:00,211
What are you doing,
you big perv?
476
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:03,685
They're exploring the house
of a mass murderer... live.
477
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:04,880
You want to watch?
478
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:06,855
- No way.
- Sure.
479
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,549
Oh, OK.
480
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,251
Impulse control disorder.
481
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,055
Huh?
482
00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:14,926
That's my theory.
483
00:42:14,998 --> 00:42:18,798
I think Michael Myers
had fits of rage...
484
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:21,394
that he could not control.
485
00:42:21,471 --> 00:42:27,376
Kind of like a klepto
or a nympho or a pyro.
486
00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:32,707
So, instead of
stealing silverware...
487
00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:36,150
he slashes the necks
of teenage girls, huh?
488
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,745
Oh, come on...
489
00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:42,258
haven't you ever had an impulse
that you could not control?
490
00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:45,760
- Continuously.
- You mean continually.
491
00:42:45,862 --> 00:42:49,263
"Continuous" means
continuing uninterrupted...
492
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,358
while "continual" means
reoccurring periodically.
493
00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:55,269
Donna, when are you gonna
get out of your head...
494
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,738
and start thinking
with your body?
495
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:58,832
Please.
496
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,433
Does that line
ever actually work...
497
00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:02,205
on the chicks
in the music department?
498
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:05,942
Art history, too.
Sometimes even poli sci.
499
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,611
Well, it doesn't cut it
with critical studies.
500
00:43:08,685 --> 00:43:09,845
Bummer.
501
00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:15,821
Besides,
screwing a music major...
502
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:19,157
would be tantamount
to lesbianism.
503
00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,753
I could get into that.
504
00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:30,503
Sara, I'm telling you,
it's in the food.
505
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:32,269
Remember that guy
who was on trial...
506
00:43:32,342 --> 00:43:33,741
for murder in San Francisco?
507
00:43:33,810 --> 00:43:35,277
All he ate was Twinkies.
508
00:43:35,345 --> 00:43:38,678
Rudy, do you ever think about
anything other than food?
509
00:43:38,715 --> 00:43:40,444
Wouldn't you like to know?
510
00:43:42,986 --> 00:43:44,647
Jen?
511
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:52,028
Jen?
512
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,221
What's going on?
513
00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:54,661
- What happened?
- I don't know.
514
00:43:54,731 --> 00:43:56,392
I turned my back for a second
and she was gone.
515
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:57,660
Jen!
516
00:43:57,734 --> 00:43:59,326
Jen?
517
00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:06,669
Jen?
518
00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:09,338
Jen.
519
00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:13,009
Jen?
520
00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:20,720
Jen?
521
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:25,186
Jen?
522
00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,796
Turn it down!
523
00:44:31,868 --> 00:44:34,962
- Gotcha!
- God, you bitch.
524
00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:36,198
Slut!
525
00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:39,800
That's not right, OK?
You're foul.
526
00:44:39,876 --> 00:44:41,844
Uhh, so foul.
527
00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:46,611
This is to us,
for successfully...
528
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,345
let me give you
a little more...
529
00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:50,352
puttin' together
something collectively...
530
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:53,446
so ingenious
as a team and a duo...
531
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,787
that we should definitely
be able to secure...
532
00:44:55,892 --> 00:44:57,826
a lot of food on the table
for ourselves...
533
00:44:57,928 --> 00:45:00,158
as long as everything
goes as nicely...
534
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,663
as it's goin' right now.
535
00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:11,737
I'm gonna get her back
for that.
536
00:45:11,808 --> 00:45:12,968
Watch me.
537
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:17,673
Oh, my God!
538
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:19,306
Cheers.
539
00:45:24,287 --> 00:45:26,983
Oh, no! No!
540
00:45:28,191 --> 00:45:31,354
Mm. Mm.
541
00:45:31,461 --> 00:45:32,860
Wait, what just happened?
542
00:45:32,929 --> 00:45:36,330
- We just lost Bill's camera.
- Oh, shit.
543
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:39,266
He must've dropped it.
Fucking idiot.
544
00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:40,928
Find another view quickly,
please.
545
00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:42,835
Freddie, relax.
546
00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:44,806
I think
this is going really well.
547
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,809
- Really, baby?
- Yes.
548
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,469
We are doing our thing.
549
00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:49,705
OK.
550
00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:52,078
To Dangertainment.
551
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:55,084
Salute. Heh heh heh.
552
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:59,418
And this must be the bed
where he was conceived.
553
00:45:59,489 --> 00:46:01,719
Stop showing off, Jen.
554
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,583
Aaaah!
555
00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,120
Aaaah!
556
00:46:31,188 --> 00:46:32,985
Rudy!
557
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,887
- Sara!
- Jen, help me!
558
00:46:34,991 --> 00:46:36,151
Are you OK?
559
00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:42,130
Rudy, help. Sara!
560
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:45,430
Ewww.
561
00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:47,766
- God.
- What happened?
562
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:50,170
What is that thing?
563
00:46:56,012 --> 00:46:59,914
Hey, is this
that Michael Myers thing?
564
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,314
Yeah.
565
00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:03,716
A'ight, cool.
566
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:07,218
Yeah, OK.
567
00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:19,032
What is this?
568
00:47:24,941 --> 00:47:28,240
Oh. Sorry.
569
00:47:28,311 --> 00:47:30,176
Are you?
570
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:32,545
You're such a Lothario.
571
00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,413
Um...
572
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:37,385
I don't know what that
means exactly, but...
573
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:38,978
Just go with it.
574
00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:42,921
Hold on.
I just thought of something.
575
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:47,062
Hold on?
576
00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:49,131
You've got to be kidding me.
577
00:47:49,232 --> 00:47:52,395
What, are you
looking for "Playboys"?
578
00:48:00,443 --> 00:48:02,104
This ain't right.
579
00:48:02,178 --> 00:48:05,739
Well, it's obvious
that the boy was subject...
580
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:09,343
to emotional and physical abuse.
581
00:48:09,419 --> 00:48:12,149
No, all of this.
It's not right.
582
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,156
It's too easy.
583
00:48:14,257 --> 00:48:17,226
Why is all this stuff
still here?
584
00:48:17,327 --> 00:48:19,693
Answer that, Nancy Drew.
585
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:22,732
Where's Bill?
586
00:48:22,832 --> 00:48:25,198
He's probably
still mad at me.
587
00:48:25,268 --> 00:48:29,728
He's gonna jump out
of somewhere and scare me.
588
00:48:29,806 --> 00:48:31,273
You watch.
589
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,008
You watch.
590
00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:04,473
Jim? Uh.
591
00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:20,850
You know, if I'm keeping you
from something...
592
00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:22,185
just let me know.
593
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,554
Look.
594
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:33,336
- Voil�.
- Clever boy.
595
00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,982
See,
they're looking for clues.
596
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:49,177
Something that might explain
why Michael Myers went bad.
597
00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:51,413
- Oh.
- Jeez.
598
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:52,978
Hey, Scott. What's up?
599
00:49:53,056 --> 00:49:55,422
God, nice costume.
600
00:50:25,055 --> 00:50:26,352
Whoa.
601
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:33,325
Hey, you think
they kept him down here?
602
00:50:33,396 --> 00:50:36,695
Maybe. Look at this.
603
00:50:36,766 --> 00:50:40,725
What? What is it?
604
00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:43,272
It's some sort
of weird harness.
605
00:50:43,339 --> 00:50:48,572
This whole place looks like
some sadistic playpen.
606
00:50:52,248 --> 00:50:54,182
Ah ha ha.
607
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:57,310
And you know what
that makes me think?
608
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,718
What?
609
00:50:58,788 --> 00:51:02,383
There's definitely
no cameras down here.
610
00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:32,079
I could be a camera.
611
00:51:38,027 --> 00:51:39,551
Say something smart.
612
00:51:41,464 --> 00:51:43,398
Existence precedes essence.
613
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,267
God, you are sexy.
614
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:18,392
Whoa! Oh, shit!
615
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,075
That worked perfectly!
616
00:52:27,143 --> 00:52:30,010
Whoa! That is
what I'm talking about.
617
00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:34,250
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! All his victims!
618
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:37,115
It's a mass grave!
619
00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:38,552
Oh, my God!
620
00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,484
Oh, God.
621
00:52:45,595 --> 00:52:48,655
All of his victims. Oh!
622
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,860
Shit. Look at this.
623
00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:54,995
I don't
fucking believe this.
624
00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:56,470
What?
625
00:52:56,539 --> 00:52:59,337
Made in fucking Taiwan.
626
00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,838
Oh, shit, man!
627
00:54:09,879 --> 00:54:11,938
Charley,
where the fuck you been?
628
00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:14,677
We've been lookin' all over
this motherfucker for you!
629
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:16,946
And why the hell are you
dressed like me anyway?
630
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:18,920
I ain't payin' you
to be Michael Myers.
631
00:54:18,988 --> 00:54:20,717
I'm playin' Michael Myers!
632
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,314
If them kids come around...
633
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,290
and see us dressed up
in the same shit...
634
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,761
you'll ruin the whole effect,
God damn it.
635
00:54:27,830 --> 00:54:30,128
What the hell
is wrong with you?
636
00:54:30,199 --> 00:54:33,100
What you lookin' at me
like that for?
637
00:54:33,169 --> 00:54:35,729
Huh? You don't get it?
638
00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:37,932
Your shit ain't workin'
up there?
639
00:54:38,007 --> 00:54:41,170
Take your ass in the back
of the garage with Nora.
640
00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:42,506
That's your job.
641
00:54:42,578 --> 00:54:45,308
Go back there with Nora
and help her ass out.
642
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:46,576
Go do your job.
643
00:54:46,649 --> 00:54:50,176
I left the back door
unlocked for your ass...
644
00:54:50,253 --> 00:54:53,188
to go out the back
into the garage.
645
00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:54,450
That's what I did.
646
00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:57,253
You need to get the hell
outta here.
647
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,294
Go on, scoot! Skedaddle!
648
00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,455
Get the fuck out of Dodge!
649
00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:11,699
God damn. What the hell's
somebody gotta do...
650
00:55:11,774 --> 00:55:14,140
to get a little decent help
up in this motherfucker?
651
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:16,405
God damn it. Come on.
652
00:55:16,446 --> 00:55:18,812
Let's go find Freddie.
653
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,687
This is bullshit.
654
00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:42,961
Hey, Jim?
655
00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:48,268
You gotta see this.
656
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,559
Gross.
657
00:56:42,765 --> 00:56:44,528
Hey, Freddie.
658
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,068
Is this all part of the setup?
659
00:57:03,019 --> 00:57:06,352
"Laurie Strode,
sister of Michael Myers...
660
00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:09,084
"survives Halloween night
massacre."
661
00:57:20,703 --> 00:57:23,501
Heh. Nice prop.
662
00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:26,303
Aah!
663
00:57:27,910 --> 00:57:29,070
Oh, my God!
664
00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:34,477
Oh, my God!
665
00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,780
Is anybody else seeing this?
666
00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:41,088
Jim?
667
00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:47,295
Aaah!
668
00:57:48,764 --> 00:57:50,061
Aaah!
669
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:54,293
Aah! Oh, my God!
670
00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:55,962
No!
671
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:04,269
Help! Somebody!
672
00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:06,941
Someone help! Oh, my God!
673
00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:10,281
This isn't funny anymore!
674
00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:15,446
Help me! Somebody help!
675
00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:16,650
This is not funny!
676
00:58:21,964 --> 00:58:23,864
Oh, my God!
677
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:26,493
Stay away from me! Aah!
678
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:31,267
Aah! Aah!
679
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,365
Aah!
680
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:39,014
Aah!
681
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:07,003
That was so fake.
682
00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:08,737
No, no, wait.
Wait, you guys.
683
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:12,076
That really happened.
She was just killed.
684
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:16,575
Man, you're gullible.
685
00:59:16,652 --> 00:59:18,119
Get outta here.
686
00:59:26,862 --> 00:59:28,796
It's a good thing
there's no cameras in here.
687
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,302
We're wearing cameras.
688
00:59:37,406 --> 00:59:38,566
Whoosh.
689
01:00:09,805 --> 01:00:11,272
Aaaah!
690
01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:13,570
Michael's here!
691
01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:15,736
I saw him!
He's in the house!
692
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,336
He's here!
693
01:00:18,614 --> 01:00:19,808
Oh, my God.
694
01:00:19,882 --> 01:00:22,316
What's going on?
What you talking about?
695
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:23,647
Don't do this, girl.
696
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:25,619
You're bringing me down
on this beautiful evening.
697
01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,179
There's nobody here.
You're just bugging out.
698
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,485
It's not funny, OK?
699
01:00:29,592 --> 01:00:32,083
- Stop it, OK?
- He's down in that room.
700
01:00:32,194 --> 01:00:36,062
There is 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6 people in the house.
701
01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:38,293
There's no Michael Myers here.
There's nobody.
702
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:40,927
Listen,
I saw him right over there.
703
01:00:41,003 --> 01:00:43,233
He's in here?
Ooh. Michael Myers.
704
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:44,432
Where's Michael Myers?
705
01:00:44,507 --> 01:00:46,372
Michael Myers!
I don't see nothing.
706
01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:49,070
- He was in here.
- You're bringing me down.
707
01:00:49,111 --> 01:00:51,272
Rudy, I saw... Aaaah!
708
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,076
Rudy!
709
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,175
Uhh! Uhh!
710
01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:58,015
- Fucker!
- Whoa, whoa!
711
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:00,578
Turn off the cameras!
712
01:01:00,656 --> 01:01:03,022
- Get it back online.
- What's wrong?
713
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,683
Cut to
a different camera angle.
714
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:08,457
It's me. Freddie.
715
01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:10,965
Freddie.
What the fuck are you doing?
716
01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:12,659
Damn, man, you hit me...
717
01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:15,431
like I murdered
your fuckin' mother.
718
01:01:15,504 --> 01:01:17,062
Relax, man.
719
01:01:17,139 --> 01:01:19,505
I'm only tryin'
to give America a good show.
720
01:01:19,575 --> 01:01:22,339
So none of
this shit is real, right?
721
01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:23,708
Like the furniture...
722
01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:25,976
the photos,
all the fucked up toys?
723
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:27,845
It's all fake.
We've been set up.
724
01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:30,044
You knew you didn't have
a show anyone would watch...
725
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:32,553
so you set us all up
at our fucking expense, huh?
726
01:01:32,621 --> 01:01:34,589
What expense
are you talkin' about?
727
01:01:34,657 --> 01:01:37,387
You ain't contributed a dime
to settin' up this shit.
728
01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:40,018
Besides, don't nobody
want to see any of y'all...
729
01:01:40,129 --> 01:01:41,824
runnin' around
no empty house...
730
01:01:41,897 --> 01:01:44,331
possibly comin' up
with nothing any-damn-way.
731
01:01:44,433 --> 01:01:46,731
America don't like reality,
first of all.
732
01:01:46,802 --> 01:01:49,965
Second of all,
they think the shit is boring.
733
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:52,303
They want
a little razzle-dazzle...
734
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,242
a little pizazz,
a little thrill in their life.
735
01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:57,108
And us being the ones
that give it to 'em...
736
01:01:57,146 --> 01:01:59,171
I don't see
nothin' wrong with that.
737
01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:01,307
I did not sign up for this.
738
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:03,648
Y'all need to do me a favor,
all right?
739
01:02:03,719 --> 01:02:07,120
Go along with this shit.
Don't blow it. Not now.
740
01:02:07,189 --> 01:02:09,248
You really have no idea...
741
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:11,155
of how nicely
I worked things out...
742
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,818
so that we all can receive...
743
01:02:12,928 --> 01:02:16,056
somewhat of a robust back end
when this shit is all over.
744
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:18,692
I don't know what you want to do
about your share...
745
01:02:18,768 --> 01:02:20,633
but please
don't fuck it up for me.
746
01:02:20,703 --> 01:02:22,830
I want my money, a'ight?
747
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:25,772
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go...
748
01:02:25,841 --> 01:02:28,105
scare the shit out of some more
of these motherfuckers...
749
01:02:28,177 --> 01:02:31,010
so, I'm gonna get it crackin'.
750
01:02:31,046 --> 01:02:33,412
Y'all do what
the fuck y'all gotta do.
751
01:02:33,482 --> 01:02:36,007
See y'all. Ha ha ha ha!
752
01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,610
- All right.
- We have it.
753
01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:40,951
- Turn up the sound.
- Where'd everybody go?
754
01:03:03,012 --> 01:03:04,309
Ohh.
755
01:03:05,881 --> 01:03:07,371
There you are, Bill.
756
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:10,112
So what
do you guys want to do?
757
01:03:10,186 --> 01:03:13,280
I don't know.
I could use the money.
758
01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:16,654
No. Fuck that.
I'm out.
759
01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:18,158
Me too. I quit.
760
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,160
Boo!
761
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:30,764
She must be going
for the first internet Emmy.
762
01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:34,774
You can't scare us, Jen.
763
01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:36,175
You're gonna have to do
better than that.
764
01:03:43,385 --> 01:03:44,682
You too, Freddie.
765
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:51,983
Aaaaaaah!
766
01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:04,399
- Eww!
- How'd they do that?
767
01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:07,408
- Digital effects.
- No, it isn't!
768
01:04:08,978 --> 01:04:10,138
Hello. 911?
769
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:15,076
Oh, my God.
770
01:04:19,121 --> 01:04:21,749
- It's locked!
- Fuck.
771
01:04:21,857 --> 01:04:24,485
Go in there!
Go in there now!
772
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:46,479
Jim, run! Run!
773
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,244
Ah!
774
01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:51,309
Oh! Aah!
775
01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:02,354
Uhh.
776
01:05:22,284 --> 01:05:25,845
Hey, Michael!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
777
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:27,889
You want a piece of me?
778
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:48,007
You should try a little less
protein in your diet.
779
01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:50,238
Control some
of that aggression, huh?
780
01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:10,357
Want some of this, huh?
781
01:06:11,867 --> 01:06:14,028
I know what 911 is for!
782
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:16,162
This is an emergency.
It's not a hoax.
783
01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,699
Motherfucker, come on.
Trying to fucking kill me?
784
01:06:21,777 --> 01:06:24,337
Come on!
You like sushi, motherfucker?!
785
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:27,508
You gonna fucking kill me?
786
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:28,845
Oh, shit.
787
01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,003
Somebody...
788
01:07:27,076 --> 01:07:28,907
somebody out there,
please help us.
789
01:07:28,977 --> 01:07:31,605
Somebody, please help us.
790
01:07:31,647 --> 01:07:34,673
She really is
a very talented actress.
791
01:07:48,363 --> 01:07:50,194
Deckard.
792
01:07:50,265 --> 01:07:52,631
Deckard, if you're there,
please let me know.
793
01:07:53,936 --> 01:07:56,496
Who's Deckard?
Myles is Deckard.
794
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,698
What do you mean?
795
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:07,940
Deckard,
he's killing all of us.
796
01:08:08,016 --> 01:08:09,313
He's killing us.
797
01:08:09,384 --> 01:08:10,544
There he is!
Upper right!
798
01:08:10,619 --> 01:08:12,849
- Zoom in!
- Go to the other camera.
799
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,411
Tell her
he's coming up the stairs.
800
01:08:14,490 --> 01:08:17,323
This isn't funny anymore!
Do something!
801
01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:37,739
Aah!
802
01:08:40,215 --> 01:08:43,207
- He heard her!
- Oh, my God.
803
01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:47,486
He's at the door!
804
01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:49,148
Get her out!
805
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,483
Oh, my God.
806
01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:25,617
- No!
- It's too high!
807
01:09:38,473 --> 01:09:39,599
No!
808
01:09:47,549 --> 01:09:48,675
Aaah!
809
01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:01,860
I can't see you!
810
01:10:13,575 --> 01:10:16,635
Deckard, where is he?
811
01:10:40,102 --> 01:10:41,228
Tell her to go!
812
01:10:41,303 --> 01:10:43,328
- Now's her chance.
- Come on, go!
813
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:32,413
My God. Everybody's dead.
814
01:11:32,487 --> 01:11:34,955
Where is he?
815
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:36,991
I don't know.
816
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:41,018
We got to get the fuck
outta here now.
817
01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:42,721
Come on. Let's go.
818
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:04,475
Oh, shit.
819
01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:06,384
Aaah!
820
01:12:20,702 --> 01:12:23,296
So, you want to be
on Dangertainment?
821
01:12:24,873 --> 01:12:27,307
Let's see what you got.
822
01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:29,071
Waa... hyah!
823
01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:36,916
Hyah!
824
01:12:49,297 --> 01:12:51,288
Aah!
825
01:12:53,235 --> 01:12:54,634
Yo, Mike, come see me.
826
01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:58,070
Michael, come and see me!
Look at me!
827
01:13:02,644 --> 01:13:05,238
You wanna fuck with me, huh?
828
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,248
You motherfucker.
829
01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:08,907
Haaa-yah!
830
01:13:42,117 --> 01:13:45,678
Let's get outta here.
Come on.
831
01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:47,551
You all right?
832
01:13:47,622 --> 01:13:50,455
I saw his room.
833
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:53,255
He's been living underneath
this fucking house...
834
01:13:53,361 --> 01:13:54,919
for who knows how long.
835
01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,930
Probably the last 20 years.
836
01:13:56,998 --> 01:13:58,295
Come on.
837
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:05,365
I swear on my soul...
838
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,874
I had no idea.
839
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,843
I swear.
840
01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:18,449
Aw, shit.
841
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,488
Come on. Let's go.
842
01:14:23,692 --> 01:14:26,286
Oh, my God.
He cut the cable.
843
01:14:26,394 --> 01:14:28,988
Where the fuck is he?
844
01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:32,426
This is bad.
845
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:38,368
Deckard, where is he?
846
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:50,681
- No!
- Run! Oh!
847
01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:06,463
Aah!
848
01:15:09,971 --> 01:15:11,302
No.
849
01:15:57,085 --> 01:15:59,053
Uhh.
850
01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:03,925
Oh, no.
851
01:16:29,517 --> 01:16:31,382
Aaaah!
852
01:16:32,454 --> 01:16:34,251
Uhh!
853
01:16:56,011 --> 01:16:57,808
Aah!
854
01:16:57,879 --> 01:16:59,710
Aah!
855
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,421
Uhh.
856
01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:08,006
You bastard!
857
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,381
This is for Jen!
858
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:13,480
This is for Rudy!
859
01:18:16,891 --> 01:18:18,984
For all of them!
860
01:18:31,106 --> 01:18:32,403
Oh, shit.
861
01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:39,039
Aah!
862
01:18:44,152 --> 01:18:46,416
Aah!
863
01:19:53,354 --> 01:19:56,619
Trick or treat, motherfucker.
864
01:19:59,661 --> 01:20:01,253
Aaaah!
865
01:20:13,274 --> 01:20:14,434
No!
866
01:20:15,577 --> 01:20:17,135
No!
867
01:20:17,178 --> 01:20:18,338
Aah!
868
01:20:35,063 --> 01:20:36,690
Uhh!
869
01:20:36,764 --> 01:20:37,890
Aaah!
870
01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:39,558
Ohh!
871
01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:56,511
Burn, motherfucker! Burn!
872
01:20:58,253 --> 01:21:00,221
Sara!
873
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,185
Come on, come on!
874
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:05,452
Uhh!
875
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,961
Hey, Mikey!
Happy fucking Halloween!
876
01:21:58,846 --> 01:22:01,610
Sara? Sara Moyer?
877
01:22:01,683 --> 01:22:04,618
- Sara?
- Can we get a statement?
878
01:22:04,686 --> 01:22:06,210
Hey, we can go live now.
879
01:22:06,287 --> 01:22:08,448
What happened
with Michael Myers?
880
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:12,015
Thank you, Deckard.
You saved my life.
881
01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:22,333
What's it feel like
to be a hero, Sara?
882
01:22:22,403 --> 01:22:24,132
How does it feel now
that it's all over?
883
01:22:24,205 --> 01:22:26,139
What makes you so sure
it's over?
884
01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:27,435
Excuse me.
885
01:22:27,508 --> 01:22:29,738
- Watch the camera!
- No more cameras!
886
01:22:29,777 --> 01:22:32,302
Dangertainment
is off the air.
887
01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:34,211
Why don't
y'all show some respect?
888
01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:36,147
Mr. Harris, would you like
to make a statement?
889
01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:37,980
What can you tell us
about Michael Myers?
890
01:22:38,052 --> 01:22:40,646
Michael Myers
is not a sound bite...
891
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:45,284
a spin-off, a tie-in,
some celebrity scandal.
892
01:22:45,393 --> 01:22:50,592
Michael Myers is a killer shark
in baggy-ass overalls...
893
01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:52,428
that gets his kicks
off of killing...
894
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,968
everything and everyone
that he comes across.
895
01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,970
That's all.
896
01:22:57,038 --> 01:22:59,404
We're done dancing
for these cameras.
897
01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:00,941
Let's get outta here, Sara.
898
01:23:01,009 --> 01:23:03,876
But how are you
feeling right now?
899
01:23:03,911 --> 01:23:05,742
Heh.
900
01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:07,007
How am I feelin' now?
901
01:23:07,081 --> 01:23:09,845
You wanna know how
I'm feelin' right now?
902
01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:11,179
Feel this!
903
01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:13,447
My camera!
904
01:23:23,631 --> 01:23:25,064
That's him, isn't it?
905
01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:27,192
I want to see his face.
906
01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:32,228
I want to warn you, ma'am,
it's not a pretty sight.
907
01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:37,510
All right.
908
01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:47,818
Come on, back it off.
Let's go.
909
01:23:47,889 --> 01:23:49,186
Wow.
910
01:23:49,257 --> 01:23:51,817
You're lookin' a little crispy
over there, Mikey.
911
01:23:51,926 --> 01:23:54,622
Like some chicken-fried
motherfucker.
912
01:23:54,729 --> 01:23:59,393
Well, may he never,
ever rest in peace.
913
01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:11,402
Hey, how's it going?
914
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,310
You've gotta be kidding me.
915
01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:14,780
Another one?
916
01:24:14,849 --> 01:24:16,282
It's your lucky night.
917
01:24:16,350 --> 01:24:17,715
You got a celebrity.
918
01:24:17,785 --> 01:24:20,811
Ooh, let me get
my autograph book.
919
01:24:20,888 --> 01:24:24,051
I'm not kidding.
It's Michael Myers.
920
01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:25,352
What?
921
01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,397
Get me a copy
of that autograph.
922
01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:32,899
- Yeah, sure.
- Ha ha!
923
01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,457
It's cracking me up.
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