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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,487 --> 00:00:01,373 Previously on 2 00:00:01,375 --> 00:00:03,488 "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"... 3 00:00:03,490 --> 00:00:04,990 Todd Brotzman got fired from his job 4 00:00:04,992 --> 00:00:06,758 after billionaire Patrick Spring was murdered 5 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,026 at the Perriman Grand Hotel. 6 00:00:08,028 --> 00:00:09,594 This was bad for Todd because 7 00:00:09,596 --> 00:00:11,797 he had to support his sister, who has a terrible disease. 8 00:00:11,799 --> 00:00:12,998 I have Pararibulitis. 9 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,033 You actually have hallucinations that feel real. 10 00:00:15,035 --> 00:00:16,802 Elsewhere, a woman was in a room 11 00:00:16,804 --> 00:00:19,753 and got saved by a random thing. 12 00:00:19,807 --> 00:00:21,106 We should talk to Farah Black again. 13 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,808 We've got her on file from when Lydia first went missing, 14 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,309 - right here. - And this poor fellow 15 00:00:24,311 --> 00:00:26,545 got kidnapped by this crazy person. 16 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:28,013 I wanted to discuss the case. 17 00:00:28,015 --> 00:00:30,449 What case? The death of Patrick Spring. 18 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:32,050 The Rowdy 3! 19 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:33,252 There are four of them. 20 00:00:33,254 --> 00:00:34,920 I'm wildly aware. 21 00:00:34,922 --> 00:00:37,122 But lucky for Todd, at the crime scene, he found a winning 22 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,224 lottery ticket and then returned this dog to this man, 23 00:00:39,226 --> 00:00:41,293 which led him to this girl, who just so happened to be 24 00:00:41,295 --> 00:00:43,295 the kidnapped daughter of the murdered billionaire. 25 00:00:43,297 --> 00:00:45,797 Oh, and me, Dirk Gently. I also happened. 26 00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:47,099 Everything is connected. 27 00:00:57,774 --> 00:00:59,087 _ 28 00:00:59,113 --> 00:01:01,708 Farah, I need help, please. 29 00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:03,101 Where are you? 30 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:05,236 I'm at the Ridgely Building in Springsborough. 31 00:01:05,238 --> 00:01:07,238 What are you doing there? 32 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,442 I'm sorry. I snuck out. I'm in trouble. 33 00:01:10,444 --> 00:01:11,743 Please hurry. 34 00:01:11,745 --> 00:01:13,330 Okay, I-I'm on my way. 35 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:16,638 Lydia, what kind of trouble are you in? 36 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,174 Farah, don't! It's a... 37 00:01:19,176 --> 00:01:21,243 Lydia! Lydia! 38 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:38,627 Not good. 39 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:40,295 Not good at all. 40 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,820 Of course. Of course, of course, of course, of course. Nice! 41 00:02:05,822 --> 00:02:08,757 Okay. A mouse, I'm a mouse. Stupid mouse. 42 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,493 I really think someone should open up this door right now. 43 00:02:11,495 --> 00:02:12,827 Someone should open up... 44 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,466 Open this door. 45 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,505 I need you to open this door right now. 46 00:02:25,776 --> 00:02:27,776 Right... 47 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:29,277 now. 48 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:49,664 Not... to... day! 49 00:02:58,608 --> 00:03:02,277 Farah. Help me, Farah. Help me. 50 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:05,780 Farah, help me. 51 00:03:05,782 --> 00:03:07,716 Oh. 52 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:33,388 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 53 00:03:33,477 --> 00:03:35,176 Patrick Spring. 54 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:38,313 Crazy to see it up close, right? 55 00:03:38,315 --> 00:03:40,048 So much money, and then... 56 00:03:42,052 --> 00:03:43,184 Where's the head? 57 00:03:45,389 --> 00:03:49,290 We're keeping it separate. You can see it if you'd like. 58 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:51,826 Didn't you say you were from Missing Persons? 59 00:03:51,828 --> 00:03:53,661 I thought this was a Major Crimes case. 60 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:55,597 Lydia Spring is a missing person. 61 00:03:55,599 --> 00:03:58,066 That's our case. Her father's death fits in. 62 00:03:58,068 --> 00:03:59,834 Can you prove that? 63 00:03:59,836 --> 00:04:01,069 Soon. 64 00:04:01,071 --> 00:04:02,871 Where are the other two bodies? 65 00:04:02,873 --> 00:04:04,406 - Other two bodies? - From the crime scene. 66 00:04:04,408 --> 00:04:06,074 The tattooed men, one was bitten in half. 67 00:04:06,076 --> 00:04:07,075 Oh, they're gone. 68 00:04:07,077 --> 00:04:09,778 Two human corpses are gone? 69 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,580 Well, they're not here. They haven't stopped existing. 70 00:04:12,582 --> 00:04:14,149 Oh. Okay. 71 00:04:14,151 --> 00:04:17,252 Where are they existing currently? 72 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:18,720 I think they were just transferred out 73 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:20,188 to an FBI lab this morning for testing. 74 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:22,057 Something to do with the weapon. 75 00:04:22,059 --> 00:04:24,359 Yeah. Yeah. We were wondering about that. 76 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:27,195 Yeah, uh, some sort of chomping device, a saw or something? 77 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:30,031 The bite wounds are a match to the teeth 78 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,901 of an adult specimen of Sphyrna mokarran. 79 00:04:32,903 --> 00:04:34,669 "Sfreena mokoron"? 80 00:04:35,596 --> 00:04:36,771 What the hell is that? 81 00:04:36,773 --> 00:04:39,074 The great hammerhead shark. 82 00:04:39,076 --> 00:04:41,076 A hammerhead shark killed Patrick Spring? 83 00:04:41,078 --> 00:04:42,644 How is that possible? 84 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:44,646 Yes, it's interesting, because hammerhead sharks 85 00:04:44,648 --> 00:04:46,414 aren't usually aggressive towards humans. 86 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,483 Yeah, and they aren't generally found in hotel rooms. 87 00:04:48,485 --> 00:04:50,051 Right? That, too! 88 00:04:50,766 --> 00:04:52,654 It was good of you to contact me, Todd. 89 00:04:52,656 --> 00:04:54,680 Excellent work as my assistant. 90 00:04:54,682 --> 00:04:56,057 I'm not your assistant. 91 00:04:56,059 --> 00:04:57,592 And yet, here you are, assisting. 92 00:04:57,594 --> 00:04:58,860 I just... 93 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,929 What you said about things being connected, 94 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:02,964 it just seemed like the right thing to do. 95 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:05,834 And you're certain the person you saw was Lydia Spring? 96 00:05:07,072 --> 00:05:09,137 Yeah, I am. I'm sure. 97 00:05:09,139 --> 00:05:11,606 Then perhaps you'll admit, solely for my edification, 98 00:05:11,608 --> 00:05:13,708 that there's another connection, however evanescent, 99 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:16,444 between you, me, and the Patrick Spring murder case? 100 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,179 I mean, surely, her disappearance 101 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:20,014 and his murder shortly thereafter... 102 00:05:20,016 --> 00:05:22,183 I just found a dog. I don't think it means anything. 103 00:05:22,185 --> 00:05:23,685 Look, I have to go, okay? 104 00:05:23,687 --> 00:05:26,810 Why are you in such a rush? You're unemployed, technically. 105 00:05:31,128 --> 00:05:36,097 I, um... found something I-in the hotel. 106 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:37,432 It's a... 107 00:05:38,109 --> 00:05:39,634 What am I doing? Why am I doing this? 108 00:05:39,636 --> 00:05:41,132 What is... Is that a lottery ticket? 109 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,206 Yeah, okay. 110 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,375 I found it, and... Is that blood on it? 111 00:05:47,377 --> 00:05:48,543 No. 112 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:50,111 Maybe. I don't know. 113 00:05:50,113 --> 00:05:52,547 - And is it a winner? - Yes. 114 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:55,558 It's only for 10 grand. 115 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,466 I can pay for Amanda's medication. 116 00:05:57,468 --> 00:05:59,320 I can fix my apartment, my car. 117 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:02,323 I can... try and start to fix things. 118 00:06:02,325 --> 00:06:04,659 And you seriously think that's just a coincidence? 119 00:06:04,661 --> 00:06:07,295 I told you the universe would congratulate you 120 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:09,430 for helping me solve the Patrick Spring murder case. 121 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:11,733 Are you taking credit for me finding a lottery ticket? 122 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:12,901 No, it's just a coincidence. 123 00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:14,169 But you just said... 124 00:06:16,339 --> 00:06:17,705 Goddamn it! 125 00:06:26,349 --> 00:06:28,716 That's the man? The... guy? 126 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:30,385 That's him, yeah. 127 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,921 Well, he doesn't look so tough. 128 00:06:34,558 --> 00:06:37,258 I've got a good feeling about this. 129 00:06:37,443 --> 00:06:38,660 About what? 130 00:06:38,662 --> 00:06:40,528 - Shouldn't we call the police? - I mean... 131 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,097 Here, quick, give me the lottery ticket. 132 00:06:43,099 --> 00:06:45,433 Hey! What the... 133 00:06:45,435 --> 00:06:46,604 Hey! 134 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:49,036 Wait! 135 00:07:08,091 --> 00:07:09,591 What happened? 136 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,321 The car turned off. 137 00:07:14,777 --> 00:07:17,265 You're not gonna try and fix it? 138 00:07:19,669 --> 00:07:21,369 The car turned off here. 139 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:23,458 This is where the car turned off. 140 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:26,641 I'm sure it will start up again when it's meant to. 141 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:30,665 Cars are like that, 142 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,680 always turning off and on again, 143 00:07:32,682 --> 00:07:35,617 breaking down and then fixing themselves. 144 00:07:37,037 --> 00:07:38,853 No, they aren't. 145 00:07:48,632 --> 00:07:50,665 Buddy, get out. 146 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,413 How come nobody's come looking for you? 147 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,649 What? 148 00:08:08,268 --> 00:08:09,984 I have your phone, remember? 149 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:13,021 Nobody's called. It's been over a day now. 150 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:14,455 Someone will call. 151 00:08:18,895 --> 00:08:20,261 Oh, yeah? Who? 152 00:08:20,263 --> 00:08:22,002 My... 153 00:08:23,451 --> 00:08:24,499 girlfriend. 154 00:08:26,303 --> 00:08:29,370 Right, her. She seems real. 155 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,307 Who was that? 156 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:34,475 Who was that guy with the tats and the shotgun 157 00:08:34,477 --> 00:08:36,210 that I killed at the power station? 158 00:08:36,212 --> 00:08:37,645 What were you doing there? 159 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,181 Why are you doing this to me? Doing this to you? 160 00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:47,922 Answer the question. 161 00:08:47,924 --> 00:08:49,123 Who was the guy that I killed at the power station? 162 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:52,160 Look, I'm... I'm just... 163 00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,861 I'm just... I'm just... 164 00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:56,798 I do... I do... I do power systems. 165 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,401 Okay? I'm... I'm an electrician, technically. 166 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:02,870 Look, but people, organizations, individuals, 167 00:09:02,872 --> 00:09:05,039 they hire me to do stuff. 168 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,574 Illegal stuff. 169 00:09:06,576 --> 00:09:08,309 Look, they hit me up online. 170 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:10,845 They wanted me to build some power converter 171 00:09:10,847 --> 00:09:12,680 to leech off a larger network. 172 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,650 Okay? I'd never seen anything like it. 173 00:09:15,218 --> 00:09:18,699 All right, I was halfway through programming that... 174 00:09:19,255 --> 00:09:20,922 you showed up. 175 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:33,368 Thanks for tellin' me all that, Ken. 176 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:37,038 Way my life works, that's the most 177 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,906 anybody's said to me in over five years. 178 00:09:40,771 --> 00:09:43,044 It's mostly just screaming and begging. 179 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:47,582 It's nice to listen to somebody else talk. 180 00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:58,059 Ain't nobody coming, chump. 181 00:10:02,899 --> 00:10:05,566 At least nobody who ain't supposed to die. 182 00:10:08,238 --> 00:10:10,071 You psychopath! 183 00:10:10,073 --> 00:10:12,607 You total asshole! I can't believe you did this to me! 184 00:10:12,609 --> 00:10:14,876 I can't even believe you did this to yourself! 185 00:10:14,878 --> 00:10:16,611 Looks like our suspect's undergone 186 00:10:16,613 --> 00:10:18,179 a profound change in attitude. 187 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:21,916 Gordon Rimmer. Interesting. 188 00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:23,885 And look at all this stuff. 189 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:26,587 This guy really likes Lux DuJour. 190 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:28,823 You ever listen to any of his music? 191 00:10:28,825 --> 00:10:31,092 - A bit loud for me. - Where's the clicker? 192 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:34,028 Look, Lux DuJour sucks, and I'm getting out of here now. 193 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,030 Can't open the garage door. Too loud. 194 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:38,032 Besides, we have to investigate the house. 195 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,300 Wasn't there... 196 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,769 Didn't Lux DuJour disappear? 197 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,505 I vaguely recall it being a big story at the time. 198 00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:46,441 Maybe he's in there! 199 00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:48,910 I am not investigating anything. 200 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:51,679 Then how will you get your lottery ticket? 201 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,386 Are you insane?! 202 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:00,588 Shh. 203 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:26,615 Would you let me finish? Go sit over there! 204 00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:29,821 God. 205 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:31,789 What? Hello? 206 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,625 Hang on. 207 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:35,937 Hang on! 208 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,701 Well, we find them, too. 209 00:12:43,703 --> 00:12:45,903 It's the two guys from the hotel. 210 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:49,540 They're obviously in on it. The giraffe and the gorilla! 211 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:52,477 You'd be upset, too, if a giraffe tried to kill you! 212 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,617 Get back! 213 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:06,090 Oh, no. She's right here with me now. 214 00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:09,060 Uh-huh. Yeah. 215 00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:10,728 Yeah. Well, where is he? 216 00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:13,398 What? 217 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,987 I don't... I don't care... 218 00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:18,536 where she is, 'cause that's not my problem. 219 00:13:18,538 --> 00:13:20,571 Okay? And then what about... 220 00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:22,039 What about Red, way out in the middle of nowhere? 221 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,174 What about him? 222 00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,510 There's probably one of them still out there, 223 00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:28,446 and if that's the case, then that's not good for any of us. 224 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,381 Uh-huh. Yeah, well, no. 225 00:13:30,383 --> 00:13:33,117 And! And we have to go to the animal transfer unit. 226 00:13:33,119 --> 00:13:36,287 There was a Goddamn shootout. There's bodies everywhere. 227 00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:38,422 - We've got to clean it up! - Did he say "bodies"? 228 00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,259 Very simple thing. 229 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:43,227 That should have gone very super easy... 230 00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:44,862 Oh, this is really bad, Todd. 231 00:13:44,864 --> 00:13:46,731 I would never have done this alone. 232 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:48,833 But you were right. That's Lydia Spring. 233 00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:50,268 This is a huge breakthrough. 234 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,236 But it's possible we're going to die. 235 00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:53,704 Oh, God, I am so sorry. 236 00:13:53,706 --> 00:13:56,474 Oh, damn, we're really living on the edge here, man. 237 00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:58,777 I don't care that Rainey is dead! 238 00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:00,511 Rainey is not the Supreme Soul! 239 00:14:00,513 --> 00:14:02,647 I am the Supreme Soul! I am running things! 240 00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:04,515 Yeah! 241 00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:09,687 And I'll tell you another thing. 242 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:11,689 Someone... Someone is watching us. 243 00:14:11,691 --> 00:14:13,423 I can feel it. 244 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,194 Oh, yeah, we're gonna do something about it. 245 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:17,428 We're gonna take back control. 246 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,663 We're gonna take back control, 247 00:14:18,665 --> 00:14:20,331 and we are gonna purify the situation. 248 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,067 - He has a gun! - What? 249 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,134 She broke the nose. 250 00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:39,818 Yes. It is. 251 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:45,723 Hello, friend. We are Ed, Zed, and Fred. 252 00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:47,258 These are not our real names. 253 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,094 What a relief. Those names are so stupid! 254 00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:51,829 This is one of our machines. 255 00:14:51,831 --> 00:14:53,397 It's a very good machine. 256 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:55,867 Your dead friend over there had a bone saw. 257 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,033 He told me he was going to cut my face off. 258 00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:00,167 Yes, Ned liked to do that. 259 00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:03,441 Some people like to cut other people. 260 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,511 Where is Lydia Spring?! 261 00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:08,179 Why are you doing this to Patrick?! 262 00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:11,249 We are not doing anything to the man Patrick Spring. 263 00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:12,631 His energy... 264 00:15:14,187 --> 00:15:16,087 out into the universe. 265 00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:18,056 You... 266 00:15:18,511 --> 00:15:20,383 You killed him? 267 00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:22,998 He is dead. 268 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,640 That is a fact, yes. 269 00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:27,807 And you were the person hired to protect him. 270 00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:32,036 Him being dead seems to me an oversight on your part. 271 00:15:32,038 --> 00:15:33,671 In fact, it's quite the opposite condition 272 00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,206 of the one you would like him to be in. 273 00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:41,746 Where is the kitten? 274 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:46,418 How was Patrick Spring in two places at once? 275 00:15:46,419 --> 00:15:48,586 Who killed this man? 276 00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:50,254 She's not saying anything, Ed. 277 00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:51,389 Okay. 278 00:15:51,391 --> 00:15:54,731 Zed, will you expose her to the light? 279 00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:56,995 Yeah. 280 00:15:57,597 --> 00:15:58,971 Okay, Ed. 281 00:16:04,676 --> 00:16:05,837 Well, nothing left here. 282 00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:08,572 Call the crime scene guys to come clean it up. 283 00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:09,974 Sure. 284 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:12,977 Oh, and thank you for, uh, covering for me the other day. 285 00:16:12,979 --> 00:16:14,478 Oh, it's no problem. 286 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,980 I know you're going through some stuff, so... 287 00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:18,716 Figuring it out step by step. 288 00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:20,851 Divorce is hard, Weedle, let me tell you. 289 00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,920 It's like becoming a whole other person. 290 00:16:22,922 --> 00:16:25,823 Right. Uh, how's it going with Sammy? 291 00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:29,593 Ohh. It's complicated. It's very complicated. 292 00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:31,333 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 293 00:16:32,632 --> 00:16:33,965 Look who it is. 294 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:37,702 Estevez and Zimmerfield. 295 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:39,537 - Nathan. - Agent Weedle. 296 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:40,468 Hello. 297 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:42,141 We were relieved you were still in town. 298 00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:44,675 Worried you'd skipped out onto the next case. 299 00:16:44,677 --> 00:16:46,777 Well, the opiate ring that Dorian Rothlighter 300 00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,946 was running still exists, with or without him, 301 00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:50,881 so as long as your boy, Todd Brotzman, 302 00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:52,984 remains a person of interest in your case, 303 00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:55,353 I'd say he's a person of interest in ours, right? 304 00:16:55,627 --> 00:16:57,621 How about the other guy? What happened to him? 305 00:16:57,623 --> 00:16:59,890 The other guy? Dirk Gently? 306 00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:03,211 Word came from on high to let him go. 307 00:17:03,663 --> 00:17:05,663 - Active state interest. - What, like, CIA? 308 00:17:05,665 --> 00:17:07,560 - Something like that. - Exactly like that. 309 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,067 Wow. You guys really have your hands full in Missing Persons. 310 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,036 Maybe Major Crimes should take a crack at it, 311 00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:13,371 give you two guys a break. 312 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,575 We're here about the bodies. 313 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,812 Bodies? What bodies? 314 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:23,813 Men with tattoos, heavy tattoos all over. 315 00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:26,101 You didn't... 316 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,475 You didn't transfer the bodies from the Patrick Spring case? 317 00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,190 No. What would we want with them? 318 00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:35,026 - We do not want bodies. - No, we don't. 319 00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:36,894 So you're saying there was no transfer? 320 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,662 The FBI didn't... 321 00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:43,267 We got to go. 322 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,717 Bye. 323 00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:46,737 Idiots. 324 00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:48,506 Idiots. 325 00:17:48,508 --> 00:17:49,840 Assholes. 326 00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:51,809 All that matters is the girl. 327 00:17:51,811 --> 00:17:53,844 Patrick Spring is dead, 328 00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:55,679 but we can still save Lydia, yeah? 329 00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:56,881 That's our job. 330 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,086 Hey, buddy! 331 00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:04,221 Think I figured out your problem. 332 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:11,596 It's this carburetor. 333 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,297 I think I can fix it up, but, uh... 334 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,832 it's gonna take a bit of time. 335 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:16,674 Okay. Great, thank you. 336 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,071 You don't think there's a chance that, uh, 337 00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:25,576 you could, you know, call a cab for me or... 338 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:27,311 - something like that? - We're lucky we met. 339 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:30,714 Look at this. This road's empty. 340 00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:32,116 Plenty of people die out here. 341 00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:34,318 Ha! Right. 342 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,087 No. You wouldn't... or won't... die. 343 00:18:36,089 --> 00:18:37,788 Nobody's gonna die ever. 344 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:40,257 Some people will die, but that's just nature. 345 00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,959 It's all just nature. 346 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:44,728 Isn't it great that we're out here in nature together? 347 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:47,064 Thank you. Thank you. 348 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,901 - You guys on drugs? - No! 349 00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,870 A cab? Really? 350 00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:55,506 Why didn't you just ask him to fly you in a private jet? 351 00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,945 You want some raisins? 352 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:02,225 No. 353 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,483 Yes. 354 00:19:05,485 --> 00:19:08,252 I haven't eaten for over 24 hours. 355 00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:15,759 When I was a kid, I was part of a... 356 00:19:16,645 --> 00:19:18,613 I don't know what it was. 357 00:19:19,031 --> 00:19:20,865 A few others like me, though. 358 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,933 Others like you? Assassins? 359 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:24,135 I dunno. 360 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,597 I never got to meet 'em. 361 00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,549 I heard about them, though. 362 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:31,408 I think about them sometimes. 363 00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:36,280 Lot more people talking to me back then. 364 00:19:36,282 --> 00:19:37,548 So... 365 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,483 who is Dirk Gently? 366 00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:44,155 He came to me in a dream I had. 367 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,945 The world will take me where I need to go. 368 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:52,114 I'm... I'm like a leaf in the stream of creation. 369 00:19:53,599 --> 00:19:56,300 Until I find Dirk Gently, whoever and whatever that is, 370 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,687 and then I'm a piranha... 371 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,391 in the stream of creation. 372 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,009 Speaking of, I should really kill this guy. 373 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,476 No, no, no. Wait, wait... 374 00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:06,677 Wait, wait. 375 00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,316 - What? - Sorry. 376 00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:11,382 - We can't murder him. - Why not? 377 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,051 He's helping us. 378 00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:20,025 Okay. If you say so. 379 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,825 There must be a way to get Lydia out of here, 380 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,176 and then we can... 381 00:20:25,178 --> 00:20:28,432 Will you shut up for a minute, please? 382 00:20:37,677 --> 00:20:39,743 Oh. It's just you. 383 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,245 And you were already here. 384 00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:43,280 I don't know why I was startled, actually. 385 00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:54,258 This is all my fault. Look... 386 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,126 I have to tell you, okay? 387 00:20:56,128 --> 00:20:57,337 I'm sorry about what I did before, 388 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,455 with the lottery ticket. 389 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,865 I think it was, in sight of hind, fairly messed up. 390 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:08,806 Yeah, no. It's going to be a beautiful thing, you'll see. 391 00:21:14,146 --> 00:21:16,213 Shh! 392 00:21:16,215 --> 00:21:17,989 No, it's going to be beautiful. All right? 393 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:20,350 This is a speed bump. Oh, it's a big speed bump? 394 00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:22,986 Yeah, thanks, Tips, I know that, but you know what else? 395 00:21:22,988 --> 00:21:24,488 Technically, we're winning! 396 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:25,956 Uh-huh! 397 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:29,659 Well, we kill them, of course. It's what we do. 398 00:21:29,661 --> 00:21:31,194 Both, yes, both. 399 00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:33,430 Why one? That doesn't make sense. 400 00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:42,506 Shh! 401 00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:47,811 Go away! 402 00:21:47,813 --> 00:21:50,280 Rapunzel, what the hell are you doing in there? 403 00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:54,151 What the hell was that? 404 00:21:54,153 --> 00:21:57,521 You didn't silence your phone?! 405 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,499 You! 406 00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:12,502 Me. It is. Wait, do I know you? 407 00:22:13,606 --> 00:22:14,604 Shit! 408 00:22:14,606 --> 00:22:16,239 - Whoa! - Aah! 409 00:22:23,649 --> 00:22:25,415 Rapunzel, what the... 410 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,884 Aah! Aah! 411 00:22:27,886 --> 00:22:29,920 Clear! 412 00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,291 Hey, it's Todd. Leave a message. 413 00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:38,244 Hey, Todd, it's me. Um... 414 00:22:38,246 --> 00:22:42,147 I know that this might sound crazy, 415 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:44,024 but, uh... 416 00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:45,759 your friend, or your boss, 417 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:49,529 or your acquaintance, or the detective guy... 418 00:22:49,531 --> 00:22:52,000 he didn't mention having any guys, like, 419 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,888 following you, or anything like that, did he? 420 00:22:56,805 --> 00:23:00,520 'Cause, uh, there's this, um... 421 00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:03,877 You know what, never mind. 422 00:23:22,464 --> 00:23:25,031 What?! What? What do you want? 423 00:24:19,942 --> 00:24:21,942 _ 424 00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:25,893 Okay. 425 00:24:29,819 --> 00:24:32,320 All right, Creepy, we want answers, and we want them n... 426 00:24:32,322 --> 00:24:33,654 Yes? Can I help you? 427 00:24:33,656 --> 00:24:35,756 - That's not him. - Where's the other guy? 428 00:24:35,758 --> 00:24:37,091 "Other guy"? 429 00:24:37,093 --> 00:24:38,793 The other guy! The other guy! Where's the other guy? 430 00:24:38,795 --> 00:24:42,129 I'm sorry, I'm the only coroner on duty today. 431 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,964 What department did you say you're from? 432 00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:45,801 Missing Persons. We had an appointment this morning. 433 00:24:45,803 --> 00:24:47,335 - This morning? - Yeah. 434 00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:48,569 - What time? - 9:00 AM. 435 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,439 - He wasn't here yet. - That's what he's about to say. 436 00:24:51,441 --> 00:24:53,240 I wasn't here yet. 437 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:56,110 Someone is screwing with us. 438 00:24:56,916 --> 00:24:59,580 Dirk Gently. Todd Brotzman. 439 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:02,283 Smoke and mirrors, man. I mean... 440 00:25:02,285 --> 00:25:05,353 something is for real actually going down. 441 00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:11,692 We are on our way now. 442 00:25:11,694 --> 00:25:15,663 So, when the cops said, "Anything suspicious..." 443 00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:17,398 Right. 444 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,602 Now, we follow up on this, 445 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,404 that doesn't make us their bitch, right? 446 00:25:23,406 --> 00:25:24,839 I don't think so. 447 00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:28,198 'Cause that... that seems suspicious. 448 00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:31,078 We could just call them. 449 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,262 And say what? 450 00:25:34,246 --> 00:25:35,817 Yeah, we're not their bitch. 451 00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:37,051 Right? 452 00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,621 Let's roll. 453 00:25:57,907 --> 00:25:59,907 Ah! Oh! Oh. 454 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:01,242 Got the dog. 455 00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:02,743 What? Why? 456 00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:04,712 The dog is important. 457 00:26:04,714 --> 00:26:06,981 Lots of animals in this case, it seems. 458 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,749 The dog, the shark, the kitten. 459 00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:11,652 What... What kitten? Wait, no. Screw that. 460 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,921 Never mind. How did you even hear about the shark? 461 00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,489 Mm? What are you talking about? 462 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,957 Hours ago, in the bushes, 463 00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:18,626 before we were trapped in that guy's house, 464 00:26:18,628 --> 00:26:20,361 you said Patrick Spring was killed by a shark. 465 00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:21,762 You've got a great memory. 466 00:26:21,764 --> 00:26:23,731 How do you even know about the shark? The hotel room? 467 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:26,033 - I didn't know about that. - No, never mind. 468 00:26:26,035 --> 00:26:27,401 Never mind. 469 00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:30,438 I-I-I did my duty. I-I helped you steal a dog? 470 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,740 Ish. You did your duty-ish. 471 00:26:32,742 --> 00:26:35,576 You didn't even do a full half of a duty, you lazy man, Todd! 472 00:26:35,578 --> 00:26:37,845 You tricked me into breaking into a house with you. 473 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,914 - Could've waited outside. - Someone shot at us! 474 00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,649 Hey, he only shot at me. 475 00:26:41,651 --> 00:26:43,584 And the house was even more mysterious, 476 00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:45,886 and we learned about that rock star, Lux DuJour. 477 00:26:45,888 --> 00:26:47,187 When did we learn about that? 478 00:26:47,213 --> 00:26:49,831 And this man, Gordon Rimmer, it's all very suspicious. 479 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,262 He called the human Lydia "Rapunzel," 480 00:26:55,264 --> 00:26:57,998 ergo, vis a vis, I forward a theory. 481 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:01,869 Are you Lydia Spring? 482 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:06,040 You are? 483 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,942 I want to go home, but I know 484 00:27:07,944 --> 00:27:09,910 you'll just be there now, so it's like... 485 00:27:09,912 --> 00:27:12,546 What we're dealing with here appears to be a criminal, 486 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,049 or perhaps a group, that specializes in hypnotizing 487 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,884 humans into believing they're specific dogs, 488 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,118 and hypnotizing dogs 489 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,920 into believing they're specific humans. 490 00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:21,856 I just want to go cash in my lottery ticket, 491 00:27:21,858 --> 00:27:23,657 - call my sister back, and... - Todd, focus. 492 00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:25,759 What could Patrick Spring have done to anger 493 00:27:25,761 --> 00:27:28,229 an evil enclave of uncommonly specific dog hypnotists? 494 00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:30,564 They're not dog hypnotists! 495 00:27:30,906 --> 00:27:32,900 Ah! You're about to forward a theory! 496 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,401 Excellent. I'm listening. 497 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,470 She clearly wanted to be there. 498 00:27:36,472 --> 00:27:38,739 She... She wasn't hypnotized, she wasn't tied up, 499 00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:41,141 there weren't bars on the windows, and she seemed... 500 00:27:41,143 --> 00:27:42,309 happy. 501 00:27:42,311 --> 00:27:44,411 Yes, like a happy dog. 502 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,347 Just call the police. 503 00:27:46,349 --> 00:27:48,682 At this point, I can't explain why I was there, 504 00:27:48,684 --> 00:27:50,351 and I'm already in deep crap with them, 505 00:27:50,353 --> 00:27:51,752 so just... just call them. 506 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:55,256 Do it. Okay? I-I'm done, so y-you handle it now. 507 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:57,358 You're still wearing the shower curtain! 508 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,309 Hey, you think I like this? 509 00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:12,640 Isn't this your job? You're a detective. Don't you... 510 00:28:12,642 --> 00:28:14,141 Because I'm trying to do the right thing, 511 00:28:14,143 --> 00:28:15,836 don't you understand? 512 00:28:16,012 --> 00:28:17,321 It's always... 513 00:28:18,247 --> 00:28:20,548 all these horrible things, 514 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:23,384 and I get dragged right up next to them. 515 00:28:23,386 --> 00:28:25,586 Couldn't you just... I mean, you could just walk away, 516 00:28:25,588 --> 00:28:27,154 take whatever Spring paid you and... 517 00:28:27,156 --> 00:28:28,355 No. It's... 518 00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:32,026 The world will lead me where I need to go. 519 00:28:32,028 --> 00:28:32,908 I'm a... 520 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,430 a leaf in the stream of creation, 521 00:28:36,432 --> 00:28:38,599 right up until I find whoever 522 00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:40,868 or whatever killed Patrick Spring. 523 00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:43,410 And then it will just... 524 00:28:44,273 --> 00:28:45,839 take me somewhere new. 525 00:28:46,082 --> 00:28:47,675 Then what's with all your crap 526 00:28:47,677 --> 00:28:49,276 about taking control of your life? 527 00:28:49,278 --> 00:28:51,245 Look, just because you know you're playing a game 528 00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:52,913 doesn't mean you don't choose your moves. 529 00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:55,977 The cases I end up on, 530 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:59,787 if I don't solve them, no one does. 531 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,624 Just... 532 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,776 Oh, dear. 533 00:29:09,632 --> 00:29:12,833 "We have your friend," and then a picture of a woman. 534 00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:14,568 Who's it from? 535 00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:16,537 The man, I assume, the bad man. 536 00:29:16,539 --> 00:29:18,739 - How did he get your number? - I gave him my cards. 537 00:29:18,741 --> 00:29:19,873 You gave him your card? 538 00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,709 No, my cards, all of them. 539 00:29:21,711 --> 00:29:23,477 Self-defense. I do a lot of things, 540 00:29:23,479 --> 00:29:25,145 and then later, I'm like, "Ugh." 541 00:29:27,383 --> 00:29:30,526 You don't happen to know this woman, do you? 542 00:29:32,088 --> 00:29:33,654 Open this door. 543 00:29:37,293 --> 00:29:39,627 "Give us the dog or we will kill her. 544 00:29:39,629 --> 00:29:41,629 Eastgate Bridge. Midnight." Ha! 545 00:29:41,631 --> 00:29:44,732 See? I told you the dog was important! 546 00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,994 This is bad. This isn't going to work. 547 00:30:00,996 --> 00:30:02,284 This is a bad idea. 548 00:30:02,309 --> 00:30:05,151 Nonsense. This is the perfect opportunity to get some answers. 549 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,872 The man shot at us. What if he just pulls a gun? 550 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,475 Aha. That's why I brought... 551 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,037 this. 552 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,746 What's that supposed to do? 553 00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:16,247 Well, you know what they say 554 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,669 about bringing a knife to a gunfight. 555 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,817 That it's bad? 556 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,519 Oh, bloody hell, is that what that means? 557 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,690 That's him, the man. 558 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,499 What do we do? 559 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,834 Well, I think... 560 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:37,969 Aw... 561 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:50,181 Check this out. 562 00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:52,784 All right. What have we got? 563 00:30:52,786 --> 00:30:55,386 Holy shit. That's the guy. 564 00:30:55,388 --> 00:30:57,188 That's... That's Todd Brotzman. 565 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:59,023 And Dirk Gently. Full house. 566 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,192 Missing Persons was actually onto something. 567 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,261 We bring them in as soon as whatever this is is done. 568 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,410 Got it. 569 00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:12,403 Is that the woman? 570 00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:13,905 I don't know her. 571 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:15,873 Right, but that is a woman. 572 00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,910 What are you even talking about? 573 00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:20,178 Get on your knees. 574 00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:26,318 Give me the dog, or I'll kill her. 575 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,787 Give us the her, or we'll throw the dog off the bridge! 576 00:31:29,789 --> 00:31:31,122 - What? - I'm bluffing, 577 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,157 but if he shoots her, throw the dog off the bridge. 578 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:34,392 Why did you attack us? 579 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:37,095 We didn't! How do you know who we are? 580 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:38,963 We don't. Where's the kitten? 581 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:40,965 - What kitten? - Who's that woman? 582 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,633 - You don't know her? - Do you? 583 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,369 Why did you burn my house down? 584 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:46,170 I burnt your house down? 585 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:47,338 Where's Lydia? 586 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,973 She's not here. 587 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:50,742 Bring me the dog. 588 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,877 - Why do you want it? - Why did you take it? 589 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:55,012 - We don't know! - Why did you kill Patrick Spring? 590 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,447 - We didn't! - Did you? 591 00:31:56,449 --> 00:31:58,850 Just... Just... Just bring me the dog! 592 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:00,585 What the hell are they talking about? 593 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,387 Dogs? Cats? I don't know. 594 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,756 These are the stupidest Goddamn people alive. 595 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,024 - What do we do? - I-I... 596 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,359 I don't know. 597 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:09,761 I'll kill her! 598 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,429 I swear! 599 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:17,101 Todd. Todd, wait! Maybe... 600 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,375 Let the woman go. 601 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:27,178 No, no, no, no, no. She stays with us. 602 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,113 - That wasn't the deal. - There's no deal. 603 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,215 Shit! He's right! 604 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,184 Bring me the dog! 605 00:32:33,186 --> 00:32:34,619 I... 606 00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:40,191 Whoa. What are you doing? What are you doing? 607 00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:42,059 - What... No! - Let the woman go or I drop it. 608 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,495 Just let her go now! 609 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,798 You are poking the bear, my friend! 610 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,633 We will burn the soul out of your body 611 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,134 for what you've done to us. 612 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,303 What are you even talking about? What did we do to you? 613 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:53,638 Don't drop my dog! 614 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,007 Let her go now or I drop it, I swear to God. 615 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:57,909 - Let her go! - No, no, no, no, no. 616 00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,243 No! 617 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:01,345 Help me. 618 00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:04,081 No! 619 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,417 Holy shit! It's going down. 620 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,152 I'm coming! 621 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,687 Aah! 622 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:12,857 Todd! Man! 623 00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:20,998 No! 624 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,434 Nathan! 625 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:27,338 Put that down! 626 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,776 Todd, what happened? 627 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:34,111 I saw a human face on the dog! 628 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:36,347 Rapunzel! 629 00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:45,923 Aah! 630 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,730 Did you find the dog? 631 00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:54,599 No! And what the hell happened? 632 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:55,933 Who shot Fred? 633 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,902 There were two men hiding under the bridge. 634 00:33:57,904 --> 00:34:00,471 One we released from his body, the other still lives. 635 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:05,676 They... They threw the Goddamn dog off the bridge. 636 00:34:06,258 --> 00:34:08,646 Did you... Did you see it come out of the water? 637 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,248 No. Very busy. 638 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,149 It's in control. Everything's gonna be fine. 639 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,484 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 640 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,755 Wait a second. There's two guys. 641 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:20,057 You said you got two guys. Who are those two guys? 642 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,727 I don't know. They had these. 643 00:34:24,597 --> 00:34:26,464 What the hell is this? What the... 644 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,779 FBI? 645 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,668 You got to be 646 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,503 Goddamn kidding me. 647 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,572 And this one's still alive? 648 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:36,807 He is. 649 00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:39,744 Ha. 650 00:34:42,048 --> 00:34:44,949 How would you like to be a secret agent? 651 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:49,987 All right. All right. 652 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,490 All right. Let's go. 653 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:56,813 That'll do it. 654 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,709 Sorry it took longer than I thought. 655 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,565 You should go. 656 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:03,167 What? 657 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,368 Run! 658 00:35:08,013 --> 00:35:11,108 You realize I'm gonna take the car. 659 00:35:11,949 --> 00:35:13,777 Take the car? What? What? Why? 660 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,079 You must be... 661 00:35:15,081 --> 00:35:17,828 Hell, you must be the 10th couple we've found out here. 662 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,516 We shoot you in the head, 663 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:24,221 cut you up, sell the car for pieces. 664 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:27,491 Cut that up, too. 665 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:30,494 Wh-What? Wait, w-wait. D-D... Listen, listen, listen. 666 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:32,005 I'm listening. 667 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:38,702 Look, man, you're the one that's in danger, okay? 668 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:41,438 Okay. Ju... 669 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:43,293 Can I kill him now? 670 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,210 Embarrassing yourself. 671 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:47,278 Yes. 672 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,894 Okay? 673 00:36:17,410 --> 00:36:19,176 There goes that. 674 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,811 What's this? 675 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:25,015 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. 676 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,917 Did you just dodge a bullet? 677 00:36:26,919 --> 00:36:29,310 No. Bullet dodged me. 678 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,289 I can't be hurt, universe won't allow it. 679 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,458 Only constants are me and gravity. 680 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,993 I'm special that way. 681 00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:37,861 You're insane. 682 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:46,537 See? 683 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,188 Holy... 684 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,522 What do ya know? 685 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:14,398 You said you kill whoever you meet. 686 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,566 That's right. 687 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:20,170 I'm still here. 688 00:37:20,172 --> 00:37:22,339 You haven't killed me yet. 689 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,543 That's true. 690 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,912 I guess that must mean you're special, too. 691 00:37:43,371 --> 00:37:44,828 Would you get in the car? 692 00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:59,109 They'll see you now, sir. 693 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:08,452 Thank you for coming, Colonel. 694 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,887 Where's General Kinsey? 695 00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:11,822 You don't report to him anymore. You report to me. 696 00:38:12,728 --> 00:38:13,824 I'm Wilson. 697 00:38:14,449 --> 00:38:15,659 This oversight committee 698 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,428 has been reviewing Project "Black Wing." 699 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:19,730 Then you know that I've been operating 700 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,832 under an extremely limited budget. 701 00:38:21,834 --> 00:38:23,367 Given Black Wing's significance... 702 00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:24,835 Significance? 703 00:38:24,837 --> 00:38:27,738 While you did discover some interesting phenomena, 704 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:31,175 your research was inconclusive and without definable results. 705 00:38:31,825 --> 00:38:34,445 Mistakes were made. And worse is that you failed 706 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:36,246 to keep the subjects contained 707 00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:38,549 and recover them from the initial breach. 708 00:38:38,551 --> 00:38:41,518 Now we have potentially dangerous individuals at large. 709 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,049 Over 30 of them. 710 00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:45,689 And currently, we only have budget to surveil one. 711 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:47,391 "Icarus." 712 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:51,728 The one currently going by the name "Dirk Gently." 713 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,564 The fact is, ma'am, there's a reason that 714 00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:55,833 we haven't tried to bring in suspects after 15 years. 715 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,701 They cannot be contained. 716 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,304 I believe that we have an undetermined threat out there, 717 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:01,805 and I don't like it. 718 00:39:02,725 --> 00:39:04,460 Not one bit. 719 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:08,612 You claim that you have unique insight 720 00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,428 into these subjects? 721 00:39:11,789 --> 00:39:14,751 Well, I am giving you one last chance, Colonel. 722 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,029 Bring them back in yourself, 723 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,490 because right now, they are merely 724 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,692 another loose end that needs to be snipped. 725 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:24,161 We have many threats to deal with. 726 00:39:24,163 --> 00:39:26,263 Too many. Do you understand? 727 00:39:26,265 --> 00:39:28,198 - Surely you're not proposing... - And if you fail again, 728 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,434 the former Black Wing subjects will be eliminated, 729 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:32,102 starting with Dirk Gently. 730 00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,104 I think you're overestimating your ability... 731 00:39:34,106 --> 00:39:35,265 All of them. 732 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,341 Eliminated. 733 00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:09,773 God, how is your place so much nicer than mine? 734 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,608 Pounds to the dollar, I think. 735 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,477 Exchange rate. Maths. 736 00:40:16,215 --> 00:40:18,148 Hey, hi. 737 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:19,750 What... What happened? 738 00:40:19,752 --> 00:40:22,085 Uh, w-we got you away from those... 739 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,720 uh, the other guys, 740 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:26,557 so just... lay here, 741 00:40:26,559 --> 00:40:29,094 and I'll get you a glass of water? 742 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:34,398 Thank you for helping me through that. 743 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,166 I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't been there. 744 00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:38,368 Yeah, well, I was there. 745 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,971 You're really brave, sort of. 746 00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:42,339 Like crazy brave. 747 00:40:42,341 --> 00:40:44,107 Or maybe just stupid, but wow. 748 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,243 And also surprisingly incapable. 749 00:40:46,245 --> 00:40:48,278 How have you survived this long? 750 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,846 Well, that's why I needed you. 751 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:52,616 Ha! God, how crazy was that? 752 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,818 Those guys are total nut jobs. 753 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,853 You think they're the ones who killed Patrick Spring? 754 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,188 I'm not sure yet. 755 00:40:58,190 --> 00:40:59,756 Well, it's got to be connected, right? 756 00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,525 I mean, maybe they're part of the same group. 757 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,393 The guys at the hotel, the corpses, 758 00:41:03,395 --> 00:41:04,962 the ones who weren't Spring, 759 00:41:04,964 --> 00:41:07,164 they had the same tattoos we saw tonight. 760 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,565 It is connected. 761 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:13,003 Dirk... I-I saw something. 762 00:41:13,005 --> 00:41:14,671 Crazier than the dog, something else. 763 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,340 I don't know how to describe it, but... 764 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:19,543 Wh-Whose cat is that? 765 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,612 Oh, it's the one from the crime scene. 766 00:41:21,614 --> 00:41:23,647 The one everyone's been looking for. 767 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:25,549 What? Um, hold on... 768 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,352 Dirk? Hi, Farah. 769 00:41:28,715 --> 00:41:30,654 You know her?! 770 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:32,155 - Well, I, um... - So when they said 771 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,524 that they have your friend, they meant your friend? 772 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,293 - More of an acquaintance, really. - Mother... 773 00:41:57,722 --> 00:42:05,558 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 54247

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