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(eerie music)
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(flies buzzing)
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(bell rings)
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(blastoff noise)
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- You ready?
- Okay.
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(radio chatter)
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(rock music)
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How am I doing?
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You sure you wanna know?
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Does your boyfriend
always get his way?
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Yes.
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Does he admit when he's wrong?
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Never.
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Does your boyfriend know how
to build a fire with no matches?
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The answer is D, who cares.
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A, yes, very well.
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Sorry, that question's not on here.
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(Alex): It should be.
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Sorry, so you're still at zero.
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(laughing)
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- Noooo!
- Oh yeah!
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# Never put your hat on the bed, son
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# Never put your hat on the bed
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# 'Cause if your hat's on the bed
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# You might wake up dead
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# So don't you ever
put your hat on the bed
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# Always keep an edge on your knife, son
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# Always keep an edge on your knife
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# 'Cause a good sharp
edge is a man's best hedge
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# Against the big uncertainties of life
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# Yes a good sharp edge
is a man's best hedge
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# Against the uncertain varities of life
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Put your hands on the wheel!
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# (mumble) sharp an old knife
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# Like the ones who give the advice
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# Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-oo
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# Never sell the old .22 #
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(dramatic sting)
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(ominous music)
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-(Man): Hello?
- Hey!
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(Man): Just give me
a second, will you?
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Yeah, sure.
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- How you doing?
- (Alex): Good, good, good.
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We're reserved.
Under Louis.
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- (Ranger): What's the name?
- Alex Louis.
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(Ranger): Yeah,
I saw you in here.
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You're ready to go,
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your canoe will be right
down there by the water.
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Bring it back Monday at five.
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That's rig ht,
back to work Tuesday.
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- Need a map?
- (Alex): No, I'm good.
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You don't want a map?
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Nope, no,
I know this park well.
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It's kind of end of
the season, right?
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I mean, the weather
can change on you.
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Just turn on a dime.
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- Less people.
-Amen to that.
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You mind me asking you, Mr.
No Map, where you're headed?
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Blackfoot Trail.
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I can't wait to show her.
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First time here,
it's gonna be awesome.
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I got some bad news for you,
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I'm really sorry about
this, but Blackfoot Trail's
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closed for the season.
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Why?
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Had to, there were some
yahoos tramping around
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there and
disrespecting everything,
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This is a treasured site.
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I don't have to tell you,
I guess,
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and Parks and Recreation
wanna keep it that way.
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Going to Blackfoot Trail is kind
of the whole point of this trip.
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It's 500 bucks if you're
caught up there, each.
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So that'd be a thousand bucks,
expensive little camping trip.
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Honey!
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Jenn, you ready?
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- Yup.
- Oh, hang on.
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Yeah rodeo,
there's your medical kit
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and there's a whistle in there.
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Try to bring that back
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and I'll try not to charge you.
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A thousand bucks?
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(laughs)
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(Ranger): You're pretty good!
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Bye.
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You have a nice trip.
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(Jenny. Thanks.
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- Really?
- Last one.
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Come on, babe.
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No, this is really important,
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you knowl've been
waiting forever for this.
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I'm just, just give me...
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They're all important.
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Can't it wait 'til we get back?
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Okay, I'm done, good?
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All right,
I don't believe you, but--
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Well, putting it away, so--
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Oh hang on, hang on.
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Let's take a picture,
let's mark the departure.
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Put it to good use, right?
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Okay.
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Ready?
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(mumbles)
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Yeah, one of us looks good.
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All right.
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(dramatic music)
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- Hey.
- Hey, have a good one!
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(Alex): Thanks a lot.
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(9 runts)
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- Fuck!
-You okay?
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Fuck, fuck, that
fucking hurt like a bitch!
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(Jenn): You sure you're okay?
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Yeah, yeah,
I'll just walk it off.
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This is for you.
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It'll scare anything away.
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You'll see.
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Probably won't need it.
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Got it taken care of already.
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Look what I got.
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When did you get that?
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I got it a few days ago.
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We're not gonna need it.
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Do you wanna have a good time
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on this trip, or do you want
me to be freaking out?
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This is what makes me feel safe.
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Okay.
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Well if you're gonna have it,
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it's useless in your bag,
give it to me.
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Just gotta clip it to
your belt, all right?
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You're not gonna need it.
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Bear spray.
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I wonder what other
goodies you have in there.
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Nothing, I'm serious, I don't
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have anything in there.
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See, there's nothing.
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Oh, come on!
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Seriously?
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This is a road flare--
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I know what it is!
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Yeah, this is for when
your car breaks down
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on the side of the highway.
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You know this,
I know you know this.
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Jenn, come on,
if you wanted a flare
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I could've picked
you up a pen flare,
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they sell them at
any camping store.
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- There's your flare.
- Thank you.
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You ready?
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I think so.
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Okay.
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(grunts) Oh my God.
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- (Alex): You good?
-Yes.
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- Huh?
- What, sorry, what?
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Jenn, you know we'll be lucky to
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see anything bigger
than a chipmunk, right?
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Mmmhm.
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(dramatic music)
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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(scoffs) No!
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Hey look at that, that's cute.
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We should take it.
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- This a good spot?
-Yeah.
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Counselor, back up.
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(laughs)
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Do you wanna turn
me on right now?
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- Is it working?
-Yeah.
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It's pretty hot.
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Speaking of...
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Do you remember the little
swimming hole we walked by?
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Nope, I don't.
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Really?
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You said you would.
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(Jenn): I didn't say that.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I said maybe.
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No, no, no,
you said yes.
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Come on, babes.
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No, it's like when you
say "Do you wanna
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order Chinese food
tonight?" and I go "Maybe,"
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and then we get Italian.
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I'm gonna be all
lonely by myself.
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(Jenn): Well no one's
making you do this!
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Stop m
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Oh my God, please,
what is this?!
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Don't leave me hanging, babe.
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(laughs)
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Okay, okay, fine.
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- You ready?
- No.
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Come on.
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Five, four, three-two-one!
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(screaming)
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woo,
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- (Alex): Come on!
-(Jenn): No!
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Woo, woo!
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I'm gonna get some more wood
before it gets too dark.
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Okay, I'll come help you.
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No, no,
I'll be back in a sec.
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Okay. Yup-
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(bird squawking)
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- Hello?
-Whoa!
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(indistinct conversation)
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(Jenn): Yeah, so it was deep.
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(Brad): Huh,
that's weird, I don't, I...
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It must have been on the...
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(indistinct)
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(Jenn): No, I don't think so.
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(Brad): I got the bee.
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(Jenn): That's a
really weird story.
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(Brad): I did,
the honeycomb's enough.
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(Jenn): No, I know you didn't...
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Hey.
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This is Alex.
Alex, this is Brad.
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Brad, rig ht?
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Yeah, hi, how are you?
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I'm good, thanks.
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Were you just walking by, or...
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Oh, yeah,
I was coming up the trail
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and ran into your
friend here and
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she invited me up for a chat.
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Yeah, turns out that
he also grew up
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in the park, or the woods,
and he's got
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a ton of fish,
so I thought maybe
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we could all have
dinner tonight.
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Couldn't eat them
all if I wanted to.
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I mean I could try, but...
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I just gotta put
a shin on, all right?
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(Jenn): All right.
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(Brad): So you were saying?
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(muffled chatting)
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- Jenn!
-Yeah?
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Could you come help
me here for a sec?
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Sure.
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- What's up?
- Come on in.
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Okay.
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What?
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You comfortable with this?
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What, him?
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Yeah, I don't know,
this guy could be...
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I was talking to him for like
10 minutes, he's great.
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He's great, hmm,
well he's a liar.
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Why is he a liar?
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Woods?
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What, the woods of Ireland?
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- Come on, come on.
- What's that have to
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do with anything?
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Did you invite him or
did he invite himself?
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I did.
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You want me to uninvite him?
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No, we can't do that, can we?
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I can do that, I can
do that, it'd be really
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awkward, but I'll do it.
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You'd never be able to do that.
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What do you need help with?
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I obviously don't need help.
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I guess it wasn't
obvious because
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you told me to come in here.
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Know what,
I don't wanna bother y'all,
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so probably better if I just be on my way
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and have a nice trip.
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Oh no,
no, no, stay.
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No, no, no,
you're gonna stay and you're
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gonna have some dinner with us.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, it was just a
misunderstanding, that's all.
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All right then, let's do it.
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(shudders)
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You wanted fish.
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Thought it was illegal
to fish these lakes.
266
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,632
Grandfather law.
267
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,831
So that's when
an old law applies
268
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,466
to existing situations, but then
269
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,310
a new law applies
to all future ones.
270
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,203
I know what a
grandfather law is.
271
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,740
Okay, So"!!-
272
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,639
Lawyer.
273
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,812
Yeah, I got that.
274
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:31,615
(chuckles)
275
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,580
What about you, Alex?
276
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,215
What do you do?
277
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,119
Well, right now my buddy has
278
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,760
a landscaping business,
so I'm working with him.
279
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,696
You Mexican?
280
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,435
I didn't mean anything by that.
281
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,795
It's just I thought that's a job
282
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,537
that the Mexicans do here.
283
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,274
Well what he does
is pretty high end.
284
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,568
And actually he's starting
a new company soon,
285
00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,311
so it's great,
he's really talented.
286
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,749
Well done you, Alex.
287
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,747
Travel's good?
288
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:13,251
Travel's all rig ht,
yeah, and lucky for me
289
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,290
cannot find any fish, I got
a license to kill a deer.
290
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,525
Oh, cool.
291
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,726
Fuck me trying to get a
license for that these days.
292
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,360
You guys have
anything we can cook
293
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,601
for sides with these?
294
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,365
Yeah, you know, I can...
295
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,904
May be fry the
veggies or potatoes?
296
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,567
The veggies sound good.
297
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,514
- Okay.
-I say the potatoes.
298
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,176
Why don't we do both?
299
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:35,643
Nah, let's...
300
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,519
Let's eat the potatoes.
301
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,189
I'll get 'em.
302
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,830
So you're Irish?
303
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,900
- I'm from Tipperary.
- Is that New Mexico?
304
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,468
That's a good one.
305
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,605
Actually South of Dublin.
306
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,572
What do you do
for a living out here?
307
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,405
I give backcountry
eco tours to tourists
308
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,374
who want a deeper experience
of the wilderness,
309
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,413
something more than
camping in a parking lot.
310
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,413
Yeah, that's cool.
311
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,981
I mean you and
Jenn are doing it,
312
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,518
so it must be cool, right?
313
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,625
How much would
something like that cost?
314
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,662
Well, I wouldn't know.
315
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,829
You don't know
how much it costs?
316
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,309
I only know how much
they pay me, Alex.
317
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,540
Okay, so they're
already hard boiled,
318
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,384
we just have to put 'em
on for a few minutes.
319
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,256
(Brad): Hang on.
320
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,925
(urinating)
321
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,593
(m utters) Oh, my God.
322
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,668
(mouthing) I'm sorry.
323
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,906
All right then, let's
see what we got here.
324
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,407
- I can do that.
- No, I got it.
325
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,014
This smells delicious.
326
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:20,452
Yeah, there's garlic,
rosemary and some tyme.
327
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,316
You're a lucky man, Alex.
328
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,721
I know.
329
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,490
So what are your plans?
330
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:28,986
You guys gonna do
some amazing hikes,
331
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,295
see some spots, what?
332
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,789
I think we're--
333
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,658
You know we live
really hectic lives,
334
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,559
so I think we're
just gonna relax,
335
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,506
stay around here for a few days.
336
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,671
- Yup.
-All right.
337
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,576
You're really grabbing life by the
balls there, Alex, aren't you?
338
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:47,039
I'm just saying.
339
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:50,541
If I had a beautiful woman
here like Jenn
340
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,543
I'd wanna take her
to some spots that
341
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,785
weren't on the
tourist trail, right?
342
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,449
As a matter of fact,
Jenn, there is this
343
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:02,421
absolutely gorgeous waterfall,
I mean really beautiful.
344
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,424
You've probably been
there, right, Alex?
345
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,600
Yeah, totally.
346
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,525
Then you know which
side of the waterfall
347
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:08,664
to climb down on.
348
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,867
The right side.
349
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,671
The right side.
350
00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:19,313
Good guess, Alex.
351
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,077
I wasn't guessing.
352
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,007
Always see these tourists always
353
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,375
trying to go down the left side.
354
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:25,676
I mean they think it's safer.
355
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,917
Fucking idiots.
356
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,684
There's also...
357
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,423
Frozen Arrow.
358
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,461
The Blackfoot Trail.
359
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:35,961
I mean if it were me,
360
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,102
I would wanna take
you to all those spots.
361
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,036
You sure you don't need a guide?
362
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,403
Already have one.
363
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,603
(Brad): Let's eat.
364
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,519
All right.
365
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,624
- That was fun.
-Yeah, thanks for the fish.
366
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,062
All right.
367
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:19,066
And I'm now ready.
368
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:21,638
- Cheers!
- Night.
369
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,472
Hey Alex.
370
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,045
Earlier, you said something.
371
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,785
It was a misunderstanding.
372
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,716
You wanna explain that to me?
373
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:37,516
It was nothing.
374
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:38,922
Well he's a big boy.
375
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,722
Let him answer.
376
00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:43,457
It's just a funny thing to say.
377
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,064
What'd you mean by it?
378
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,459
I'm not sure I understand
what you're getting at.
379
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,803
Oh, yes you do.
380
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:55,137
What was a misunderstanding?
381
00:23:55,867 --> 00:24:00,475
(dramatic music)
382
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,677
Is this important?
383
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,644
I wouldn't be fucking
asking if it wasn't.
384
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:07,851
It's on me, okay, I-
385
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,151
Jenn.
386
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,855
Well I come back here and I find
387
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,665
my girlfriend
talking to this guy.
388
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,668
And I'm not sure
it's a good idea.
389
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,507
That's all.
390
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:30,842
I mean, I don't know you.
391
00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,175
So what was the
misunderstanding?
392
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,679
You could be some nut.
393
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,655
She convinced me otherwise.
394
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,931
Like I said, Alex.
395
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:57,000
You're a lucky guy.
396
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,535
I'm sorry.
397
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:04,807
Jenn, I...
398
00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:07,204
I think you dropped something.
399
00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:08,206
(Jenn): I got n.
400
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,154
Thanks.
401
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,500
Why don't you invite him to the
house next time, that'd be fun.
402
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:27,931
I said I'm sorry.
403
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,206
Should we worry about him?
404
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:33,197
What's that?
405
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,906
Should we worry about him
coming back or I don't know.
406
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,081
No, he's just weird.
407
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:44,947
Let me get my axe.
408
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,310
I'm gonna sleep
with it in case your
409
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,120
fucking dinner guest
wants to come back
410
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,588
for dessert or something.
411
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,055
You're mad.
412
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,723
Jenn, I don't understand you.
413
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:58,556
(Jenn): What?!
414
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,858
You invite a total
stranger to eat
415
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,660
dinner with us our first
night on this trip.
416
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,799
Okay, I...
417
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,935
I didn't know what to do.
418
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,609
Okay, I was just being kind.
419
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:12,071
I'm sorry.
420
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,041
Just stay here.
421
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,083
If he turns around and
comes back you yell for me.
422
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:36,929
(dramatic music)
423
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,352
Oh my God,
that smells amazing.
424
00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:02,057
Wm,“!
425
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,700
Thank you.
426
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,826
Remember the survey that we
427
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,033
took on the way over here?
428
00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,296
The first question was
about how many times your
429
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,140
boyfriend has made
breakfast in bed for you.
430
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,767
- Remember that?
- Really?
431
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:17,668
Yeah, and I had to write zero.
432
00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,910
Well, I guess I have to change
that from zero to one.
433
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,976
- One, huh?
- Mm hm.
434
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,173
Was it really zero?
435
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:24,244
Yeah.
436
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,310
- You embarrassed?
-A little bit.
437
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,745
This isn't even a bed,
sol don't--
438
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:28,986
Believe me, this counts.
439
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,390
Thank you.
440
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,392
What is it about this
place that's so amazing?
441
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:41,425
- The Blackfoot Trail?
-Yeah.
442
00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:43,099
Why's it called that, anyway?
443
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:45,029
The local tribes
called it that because
444
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,330
when the trail ends
it circles around
445
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,766
this really small lake,
and the earth
446
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,068
around the lake is black,
so when they hunted
447
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:52,903
they followed animal
tracks in the black earth
448
00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,247
and called it Blackfoot Trail.
449
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,785
What was the lake called?
450
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,177
I don't know.
451
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,377
Seriously?
452
00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,012
No no no, picture it,
picture it,
453
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,213
picture it, all right?
454
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,251
You come up this
steep rocky trail.
455
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,685
And then all of a
sudden it levels off
456
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,427
and it's this
beautiful, pristine...
457
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,328
When I was a kid
this was my favorite
458
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,227
place in the whole world.
459
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:17,728
It all looks so out of
place that high up,
460
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,972
it's like out of some fantasy
novel or something, you know?
461
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,366
Yeah, I have a
feeling your geeky
462
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,467
side is about to come out.
463
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:24,401
What geeky side?
464
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:25,436
What geeky side,
the one that made
465
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,104
me watch Legend four times.
466
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,439
Just wait for the pan
where Tom Cruise
467
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,973
is waiting by the
lake for the big
468
00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:31,141
white unicorn to come out.
469
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,053
It's an awesome scene,
what are you talking about?
470
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,918
Yeah, indeed.
471
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,865
We're good?
472
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,027
Yeah.
473
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,817
Of course you're going that way.
474
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,382
This is the way.
475
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,064
Let me see it.
476
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,036
Alex, that's disgusting!
477
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,514
Ugh!
478
00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,208
It's pretty bad.
479
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:35,969
Are you ready?
480
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,099
Ahhh!
481
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:41,170
Sorry, babe.
482
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,903
(laughs) That's not good.
483
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,645
I don't know why
you're laughing about it.
484
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:48,950
Why not?
485
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,614
Ow, just don't touch the...
Don't touch it.
486
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,490
Here, let me finish it here.
487
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,925
- (Jenn): It looks...
- It looks terrible.
488
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:01,618
You got the...
489
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:03,098
Could use some new socks.
490
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,897
- Two pairs.
- Oh, thanks.
491
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,978
(twig snaps)
492
00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,518
(twigs snap)
493
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,054
Alex.
494
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,190
Alex!
495
00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:25,105
Alex!
Alex!
496
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:28,105
- Alex, get up!
- (Alex): Mmm hm.
497
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:29,673
- (Jenn): Listen.
- (Alex): What?
498
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,347
(Jenn): Just listen,
what is that?
499
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:32,577
(Alex): What?
500
00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:36,252
(Jenn): Someone's
throwing shit at our tent.
501
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:39,288
- (Alex): What?
- Just listen.
502
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,551
(twig snap)
What is that?
503
00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:45,522
That? Oh, that's
acorns just falling
504
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,196
from the trees on our tent.
505
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,366
It's fine,
just go back to sleep.
506
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,181
(mud)
507
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,379
That's not an acorn.
508
00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:09,021
(whispers) What is it?
509
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:11,249
You think it's him?
510
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,628
Let's just listen
for a bit, okay?
511
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,238
Fuck this,
now you got me all paranoid.
512
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:32,602
Maybe he came back
to throw stones at
513
00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:33,737
the tent or something stupid.
514
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,274
(Alex): No, no, no,
that can't be it.
515
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:43,189
Whatever it is, it stopped.
516
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:47,626
So let's just go back
to sleep, okay?
517
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,792
It stopped.
518
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:15,513
(dramatic music)
519
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:47,746
That wasn't there
last night, was it?
520
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:49,680
No.
521
00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:51,852
I wanna go home.
522
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,317
I don't wanna be here anymore.
523
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,464
Jenn, come on,
don't overreact, okay?
524
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,224
An acorn did that?
525
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:02,161
Come on, I've waited
so long for this trip.
526
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:07,503
We're here, and when you
get there, you'll love it.
527
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,571
I promise.
528
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,408
Yeah, okay.
529
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,218
- Can you do this for me?
-Yes.
530
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,150
Thank you.
531
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:21,479
All right.
532
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:26,555
(growls)
533
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,685
She's a very good artist,
I have no idea
534
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,520
why you don't
give her a chance.
535
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,432
What do you mean?
She's a great performer.
536
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,661
It's just not my thing.
537
00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:37,167
- I don't-
- Oh, hey.
538
00:36:37,628 --> 00:36:38,800
Hang on a second.
539
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,405
(Jenn): What?
540
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:51,280
This is wintergreen.
541
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,180
And you can eat this.
542
00:36:58,482 --> 00:36:59,825
Tastes like spearmint gum.
543
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,518
- You want some?
- No.
544
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,620
- You sure?
-Yes, an animal probably peed on it.
545
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,601
(laughs) Your loss.
546
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,701
What's that smell?
547
00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:18,903
(dramatic music)
548
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,342
It's nothing.
549
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,488
(Alex): Babe!
550
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:50,402
(flies buzzing)
551
00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:55,509
Oh my God, Alex!
552
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:09,825
No.
553
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,768
Oh God, get off of me!
554
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:54,741
(9 runts)
555
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:56,871
Oh my God!
556
00:38:58,369 --> 00:38:59,370
UM!
557
00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,344
(Alex): Found it!
558
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:02,874
Thank God!
559
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:15,722
(laughs) Uh-oh.
560
00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:19,696
What is so funny?
561
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,361
I think you have a little
piece of poo on your face.
562
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:25,637
Yeah, 'cause
I just fell down on it.
563
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:28,631
- You fell? You okay?
- I'm fine.
564
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,407
Shouldn't we be saving
that or something?
565
00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:32,443
No, we got plenty of water.
566
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:33,944
It's just a couple drops.
567
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,406
Here.
568
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,056
- Thank you.
-You're welcome.
569
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:44,013
- Is this it?
-Yeah, just up there.
570
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:46,516
It's a real bitch
to get up, isn't it?
571
00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:47,587
I know.
572
00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:49,523
But it's worth it.
573
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,531
- Alex...
- Come on!
574
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,566
- I'm coming.
- Come on!
575
00:39:55,459 --> 00:40:00,431
(dramatic music)
576
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:04,802
Come on!
577
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:12,849
(Jenn mumbles)
578
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,040
Alex?
579
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,539
(dramatic sting)
580
00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:45,981
Where's the lake?
581
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,546
I can't believe this.
582
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,047
- Alex...
-I don't understand.
583
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,186
This can't be it, right?
584
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,663
Fuck, I was sure, I was
fucking 100% sure I was.
585
00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:56,953
(Jenn): Can you look
at me please--
586
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:57,887
Just let me think,
just let me think,
587
00:40:57,888 --> 00:40:59,128
let me think,
let me think!
588
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:03,967
Fuck, god damn it,
what the fuck is this?!
589
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,839
Please tell me you
have a map in your bag.
590
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,579
I never needed a map!
591
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,003
Well, we do now.
592
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,108
I don't have one.
593
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,107
So then where are we?
594
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,576
I obviously don't
know, all right?
595
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:20,643
Well you said that you've done
596
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,146
this so many times,
you said it was
597
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,948
like a few years
ago you did this!
598
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:26,792
Yeah, I've been in the
park a bunch of times!
599
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:29,792
Trail, Alex,
you said you did the trail.
600
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:31,725
Yeah.
601
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,833
Not since high school, but...
602
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:48,079
- It's not...
-I put it here!
603
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,078
I put it right here!
604
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:56,182
It's not...
605
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,826
- I took it out.
-What?
606
00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,564
Your phone.
607
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,256
I took it out.
608
00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:07,930
Where is it?
609
00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,064
- In the car.
-Why would you do that?
610
00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:13,196
I didn't want you on that thing
611
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,143
the whole time we were here.
612
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,569
I didn't reach for that once.
613
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:21,275
I wanted to bring it in case
we needed it, which we do!
614
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,173
(Alex): Can't get
reception out here anyway--
615
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,653
Well, I would have loved to try!
616
00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:41,090
When was the last time you were
617
00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:43,128
sure of where you were?
618
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,727
I was sure the whole time!
619
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,139
No, think, Alex!
620
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:48,968
When was it?
621
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:52,943
I don't...
622
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,607
Maybe the fork in the trail.
623
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:57,685
The first one,
the second one?
624
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:05,324
First one.
625
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:07,785
Are you serious?
626
00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:09,052
(Alex): Come on,
don't freak out!
627
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,964
I don't want to be
freaking out rig ht now,
628
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,624
but we are in the middle
of fucking nowhere!
629
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:15,026
We don't have anything,
630
00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,729
we don't have a map,
we don't have a cell phone!
631
00:43:17,895 --> 00:43:21,069
We don't have anything, we
haven't seen anyone in so long!
632
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:22,865
(Alex): It's okay.
633
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:23,970
Why, why did we have to come
634
00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:26,080
so far out on my
first camping trip?
635
00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:27,840
Why couldn't it have
just been a regular trip?
636
00:43:28,372 --> 00:43:29,976
Why do you always
have to show off?
637
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:30,907
I'm not showing off--
638
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,141
(Jenn): Why do you
always try to impress me?!
639
00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:33,376
I'm not trying to
impress you, okay?!
640
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,856
(Jenn): Good, 'cause I'm not
fucking impressed rig ht now!
641
00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:36,116
Good!
642
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,314
I'm not trying to
fucking impress you!
643
00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:39,988
Alex, could we be
honest for a second?
644
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,595
I'd love to be honest for once.
645
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,733
I wish I never came.
646
00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:48,166
This whole thing was a mistake.
647
00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:49,692
(Alex): Come on, Jenn, don't-
648
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:50,933
We should be going
home tomorrow,
649
00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:53,097
but you fucked it up!
650
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:56,235
You always fuck it all up,
you're such a fucking loser!
651
00:44:01,171 --> 00:44:03,742
This stupid lake, why did
we have to come here?!
652
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:05,987
I don't even care, why?!
653
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,319
Why?!
654
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:15,759
I was gonna propose to you.
655
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:37,742
(dramatic music)
656
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,157
I'm really sorry.
657
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,230
I had no idea.
658
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:40,748
It's okay.
659
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,946
We should probably make camp.
660
00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:46,988
We can go tomorrow
661
00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:49,355
- Okay.
- Okay.
662
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,253
Sounds good.
663
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:53,716
(eerie music)
664
00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:58,097
(eerie music)
665
00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,139
(twig snaps)
666
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:14,370
(twigs snap)
667
00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:15,941
(animals skitter)
668
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:36,998
(thunder)
669
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,955
(heavy breathing
and footsteps)
670
00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:41,400
(sniffing)
671
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,283
(growling)
672
00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:41,584
Was it a-
673
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,419
No, no, no, no,
it was a raccoon.
674
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:44,490
You can tell me the truth.
675
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,635
No, I saw the
little shit last night.
676
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,334
Shit!
677
00:48:56,066 --> 00:49:01,038
(dramatic music)
678
00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:05,546
Is this right?
679
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:08,383
Yeah, just need to take a
turn at that overgrown trail.
680
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:10,552
It doesn't seem this far down.
681
00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:12,286
No, we're good, we're good.
682
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:16,392
Watch your step.
Watch your step there.
683
00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:40,713
Shit.
Should we go back?
684
00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:45,451
I don't know.
685
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,426
What are the chances of
this leading to something?
686
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:53,022
Pretty good, right?
It's a national park,
687
00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:54,366
it's gotta lead somewhere.
688
00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:37,704
Here.
689
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,474
Thank you.
690
00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:49,223
What is that?
691
00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:58,122
Bear bed.
692
00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:03,563
Okay.
693
00:51:05,662 --> 00:51:06,766
Okay.
694
00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,540
Let's get as far as
we can before dark.
695
00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:12,036
Right?
696
00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,146
Come on.
697
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:16,777
Let's go, Alex.
698
00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:43,068
I'm so sorry.
699
00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,241
Did you mean those
things you said?
700
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:53,646
No, I didn't.
701
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,353
'Cause Jenn, I mean if
that's the way you feel--
702
00:51:58,515 --> 00:51:59,755
No.
703
00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:05,723
I should have never said that.
704
00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:08,701
I was just really mad.
705
00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,135
I'm sorry.
706
00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:17,273
I love you.
707
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,541
Do you wanna see it?
708
00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:25,609
The ring?
709
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:27,380
(Alex): Yeah.
710
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:31,791
If you want to.
711
00:52:45,428 --> 00:52:47,339
No, no, no,
no, don't, no.
712
00:52:47,531 --> 00:52:48,669
Actually, just...
713
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,177
Wait.
714
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:58,513
Okay.
715
00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:08,261
So hungry-
716
00:53:10,554 --> 00:53:14,366
I think I have half
a protein bar left.
717
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,737
This is all we have?
718
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:20,564
This is it?
719
00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:21,936
Yeah.
720
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,773
Oh, wait a second.
721
00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:26,475
Except for...
722
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,483
Ta-da!
723
00:53:35,912 --> 00:53:38,756
Come on, really?
724
00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:40,223
Yeah.
725
00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:43,491
- You want some?
-Yeah.
726
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:47,456
Oooh, screw top.
727
00:53:47,457 --> 00:53:48,765
(laughing)
728
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:55,575
- You first.
- Okay.
729
00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,379
To us.
730
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:01,878
To us.
731
00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:08,483
That is so good.
732
00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:10,516
Have some,
it's great.
733
00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:16,657
(Alex): That is good.
734
00:54:22,826 --> 00:54:24,669
I know this sucks.
735
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:27,635
Could be worse.
736
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:29,735
How's that?
737
00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:32,677
At least we're together.
738
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,319
I mean it.
739
00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:49,429
Come here.
740
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,585
(twig snaps)
741
00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:22,724
(twig snaps)
742
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,869
(whispers) What is that, Alex?
743
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:31,865
I don't know.
744
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,817
Alex, do you think it's a bear?
745
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:47,014
Hey!
746
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:50,983
(footsteps)
747
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,537
Is it gone?
748
00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:06,330
- Let's get back in the tent.
- Okay.
749
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:08,907
Okay, let's go.
750
00:56:31,454 --> 00:56:32,524
It's okay.
751
00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:35,461
You scared it off,
we're good.
752
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,437
Okay, we're good.
753
00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:16,568
- Hi.
- Hey.
754
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,446
So I was thinking...
755
00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:22,037
That I should phone
down to the front desk
756
00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:24,143
and order us some room service.
757
00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:26,444
Maybe a couple's massage?
758
00:57:32,215 --> 00:57:33,558
Deep tissue.
759
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,457
(laughing)
760
00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:40,524
We're gonna be okay.
761
00:57:43,059 --> 00:57:44,129
I know.
762
00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:54,479
- We should get going, okay?
- Mm hm.
763
00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:09,160
(growling)
764
00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:12,632
What?
Alex?
765
00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,966
- What?
- Stay quiet.
766
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,498
- You're scaring me--
- Stay quiet, stay quiet.
767
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,569
Did he come back?
768
00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,940
(growling)
769
00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,013
What the fuck is it doing?
770
00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:35,111
What the fuck is it doing?
771
00:58:41,885 --> 00:58:43,558
Did he come back?
772
00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:46,224
Shhh.
773
00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:49,034
(growling)
774
00:58:51,995 --> 00:58:52,973
Please move on.
775
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:55,735
Please move on, please move on,
please move on, please move on.
776
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,913
Please move on.
777
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:14,253
- Ah, fuck.
-What?
778
00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:15,817
Oh God.
779
00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:17,092
Is it out there,
did it come back?
780
00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:19,254
What do we do, we don't
have any food in here!
781
00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:21,531
- I know.
-Where's my axe?
782
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:27,129
Fuck, where's my axe?!
783
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,108
In your bag?
784
00:59:29,098 --> 00:59:30,577
I left my bag by the fire.
785
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:32,837
(growling)
786
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:34,844
I can't believe
this is happening.
787
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,216
What do we do?
788
00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:38,151
What do we do?
789
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,616
We don't have any fucking air.
790
00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:43,084
Alex?
791
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,069
(sniffing)
792
01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:08,839
(growling)
793
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,827
(roaring)
794
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:31,103
(screaming)
795
01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:49,053
Behind me!
Get behind me!
796
01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:52,017
Get the fuck out!
797
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:56,386
Get the fuck out!
798
01:00:57,186 --> 01:00:58,096
Get out!
799
01:00:58,688 --> 01:01:00,167
(roaring)
800
01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,836
(screaming)
801
01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:18,876
(roaring)
802
01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:22,316
I'm gonna wrap it.
803
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,147
I know, just...
804
01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:28,422
Okay, Okay-
805
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,894
It's okay, I'm gonna wrap it.
806
01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:35,736
(screaming)
It's all right.
807
01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:41,364
It's okay.
808
01:01:41,998 --> 01:01:43,031
(Alex): Jenn,
I can't feel my foot!
809
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:44,010
It's okay!
810
01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,449
It's okay, it's okay.
811
01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:51,339
I can't feel my foot.
812
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:52,307
We're gonna get you out of here,
813
01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:53,946
we're gonna crawl out
of here if we have to.
814
01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:54,876
You hear me?
815
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,845
My God,
I'm gonna fucking die out here!
816
01:01:56,846 --> 01:01:58,947
- No you're not!
- I'm gonna fucking die!
817
01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:00,086
Alex, you're fine!
818
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,330
Alex, you're gonna be fine.
819
01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:07,968
(roaring)
820
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,033
(screaming)
821
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,714
Alex!
822
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,791
(screaming)
823
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,440
(Alex): Run, Jenn, run!
824
01:02:48,297 --> 01:02:50,299
(roaring)
825
01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:22,502
(heart beating)
826
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,340
(inaudible)
827
01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:53,101
(roaring)
828
01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:55,361
(thwack)
829
01:04:55,524 --> 01:04:57,435
(ringing)
830
01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,271
Help!
831
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:40,442
Help!
832
01:05:42,405 --> 01:05:43,509
Help!
833
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,944
Anybody!
834
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:24,716
(sobbing)
835
01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:14,606
(twig snaps)
836
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:18,041
(footsteps)
837
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:23,272
(dramatic music)
838
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:04,610
(helicopter whirring)
839
01:10:16,912 --> 01:10:18,391
Help!
840
01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:20,549
Help!
841
01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:12,512
(running water)
842
01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,564
(coughing)
843
01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,058
(groaning)
844
01:12:42,725 --> 01:12:44,671
(grunting)
845
01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:07,824
(sobbing)
846
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,024
(roaring)
847
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:44,120
(dramatic music)
848
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,825
(whistle blows)
849
01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:25,169
(roaring)
850
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:34,212
Fuck.
851
01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:22,787
Fuck!
852
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:39,277
(crack)
(screams)
853
01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:58,131
(groans)
854
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:41,200
(crunch)
(screaming)
855
01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:20,669
(dramatic music)
856
01:23:46,154 --> 01:23:51,126
(dramatic music)
857
01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:41,745
(inaudible)
858
01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:57,345
(melancholy banjo music)55202
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