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[SNORTING]

[UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

[CHEERING]

[DISTORTED] Hello.

He fuckin' pushed me!

[GLASS CLINKING]

[GROWLING SOUND]

[GLASS CLINKING]

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER]

[SNIFFING]

[MUFFLED MUSIC]

[MUSIC BECOMES CLEARER]

[DISTORTED] Robyn.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

[TECHNO MUSIC SLOWLY STOPS]

[PHONE VIBRATING]

WOMAN: Robyn?

Robyn, I think that's
your phone.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Oh, shoot.

[STUTTERS] Uh, if I can just
get that threshold and stop,
I... I...

[PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[KEYS JANGLING]

[PHONE VIBRATES AND STOPS]

Uh... Yeah. But, of course,
I wouldn't stop.

I'm not sure what triggered it,
honestly, some times I feel
like I can see it coming,

but some times it...
It's just... It's there.

And it takes you by surprise.

So, yeah, we had this fight
and I can't really remember
what it was about.

Uh...

Me being an idiot again,
probably.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

I'm sorry.[VIBRATING STOPS]

It's off.

You being an idiot?

Yeah. Right.

So, the next thing I know,
I'm in the disabled toilets,
hitting the nose bag

and getting a handjob off
one of the male waiters.

And the sense of...of...

Uber for Robyn.

Yup.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hi.

Hey, Rob.

You're late.

[DISTANT TV PLAYING]

You went to a meeting?Mmm-hmm.

For real?

Baby, that is...
Fantastic. Come.

Don't make a thing of it.

Guys, wine's away,
diet cokes all around.

Oh.Well, we're doing this
again, are we?

Oh...What?

I'm kidding. Its great news.
Great news, Rob.

RUTH: Diet coke it is.That's sweet

but just cause I'm a fuck-up,
doesn't have to ruin
everyone else's night.

Well, we're here
to support you. Right?

Yeah, just tell us
whatever you need, sis.

I need you to stop treating me
like a Make-A-Wish kid
and have a drink.

I'm NA, not AA. It's fine.

You sure?Yes!

Well, thank Christ for that.

I haven't had dinner,
sober since the '90s.

Really proud of you.

Oh no, no, go ahead,
serve yourself, babe.

We're good.

I'm just making sure its...
[SNIFFS] Not corked.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

[LAUGHING]

To be honest, it's kind of
strange at first but then,
it's liberating.

Like the first time
you wear a swimming cap.

God, but all of it?
It just seems so exposing!

I mean, God, let's not forget,
I have pushed two babies
out of that bad boy.

I think you should try it.

You do not get a say
in the grooming of my snooch.

Snooch?Yes, Sam, my snooch!

Do you have
a problem with that?

I do not have a problem
with your snooch. [SNICKERING]

Excuse me, my wife's mins
you're talking about.

Hmm... Tell you what.
I will shave mine
if you shave yours.

MARK: Deal.No!

No, no, porn stars
do it all the time.

Don't tell me,
you've never shaved your balls.

No, but you are one hairy
motherfucker though, man.

Oh, my God, you're right.
Where would he start?

It'll be like when you shave
a square off a dog
for an operation.

What if I stop at
the knees and the nipples?

[SAM LAUGHING]

I'm serious! Just here to here.
Completely hairless. Just zip!

I'm gonna be okay.MARK: Plus.

It makes your dick look bigger,
apparently. So, who will be
the one laughing then?

I'm pretty sure it'll
still be us, mate.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Hon, you sure
you want another?

Well, that is you told.

That it is. Right.
I am gonna go for a smoke.

Oh no, you're not.Yes, I am.

I'm gonna join you.

Wedded bliss.

Didn't know he was
smoking again.

Yeah.

That's an exciting
new development.

Hey, Robyn!

Come on, watching people
getting slowly drunk is like

being Stevie Wonder
in a fireworks display.

I'm going for him, not me.
As long as he's happy.

Public relations.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Hello?When the phone rings,
you answer.

I'm sorry, I just...

I don't care
if you be in a car crash,
both your arms are broken,

and you've got a mouth
full of shattered teeth,

you spit them out,
get someone else
to hold the phone,

and you murr me
a gummy response.

That clear?That's pretty clear.

Summer Bolton has been
dropped by her record label.

Round table. 9:00 am.

Yup.

One of the mothers at Kelly's
school once got it all waxed

and she said, it made her
moo like a cow.

Literally.

She was on all fours
and she mooed like poked cow.

[INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING]

Mmm-hmm.

EVE: Oh, God, no.

Working hard I see.

[SLURPING NOISES ON VIDEO]

Is that the guy
from Dragon's Den?

What the hell is he doing?

He wants to get on
I Miss Celebs.

He sent me an audition tape
of him eating things.

He's already
eaten three earthworms,
a chicken scat strip and now,

he's going for
the sheep's testicle.

BOTH: Ooh!

Tough little bugger those are.

Oh... God!

[LAUGHING]
It's like a meat cream egg.

Don't they have everyone
in place for this year?

Yeah, yeah. Weeks ago.

But seeing as you are
repeatedly trying to touch

Fanny Lennox at last year's
Christmas party,

I thought I'd keep his dreams
alive a little longer.

Fanny Lennox?

My new name for
the notorious V-A-G.

So, are you
in this round table?Yup.

Remind me of the deets again.

Ever Cater Price,
are you telling me
you haven't done your homework?

Okay, so, I was doing it
but then I got booty called
by the imp.

You shouldn't call him that.

Why? He's like 5'4".
That's why he's always
so angry.

[ROBYN CHUCKLING]

Anyway, so, we're like
half a bottle of Bombay in,

and start having one of those
flirty conversations about
how kinky we are

at a scale of one to ten.

Hmm. Tricky, 'cause anything
under five and you're gonna
sound like a prune.

But go too high, and you're
basically saying, "Piss on me,
I'm slut," I know.

I think I'll go seven.That's what I thought.

Safe seven. A bit of bondage,
bum sex, if forewarned,
light spanking,

everyone's a winner.

So, proceedings got underway
and suddenly, this happens.

Is that a cigarette burn?

Shouldn't have even been
smoking in the flat.

My landlord finds out,
she will shit kittens.

Jesus! What did you do?

Well, I elbowed him
in the face, broke his nose,
blood everywhere.

Unfortunately, this just
turned him on even more.

Christ! Eve!

This is good.
You're freaking out.

I freaked out. I was worried
I was being uptight.

No! You chucked
him out, right?

Of course. This morning.

Eve.I know.

Not my finest moment.
But I did break the guy's nose.

It's always the short ones.

I know right.

Lucky I didn't say
I was a ten.

Robyn, here's that info
you wanted on Summer Bolton.

Ooh, you sneaky bitch!

I printed it in duplicate.

Is she coming in?
My mum loves her.

What are the headlines?

Okay, well, she won Britain's Got Talent,two years ago, when she was 15.

I thought the great dancing
granddads won it two years ago.

No, that was last year.
But they only made it
to the semis'

because they got beaten
by those boys
with all the talking fruit.

Anyway, her first album won
two classical Brits,

then she had a Christmas
number one with a charity single

for Help for Heroes called Lovely Boys.

And her manager
is her mother, Joan.

Oh, Christ! A momager.

Ruthless beasts.

There was a girl at my
prep school whose mother
gave a drama teacher

a handjob just so that
her daughter could play
the lead in the school play.

Which, ironically, happened
to be Daisy Pulls It Off.

Thanks for this.

Your hair looks nice,
by the way.

Oh, thanks.

Few more of those,
you'll be able to start
your own currency.

I'm doing it
for real this time.

Time to grow up.
Be a good girl.

You are a good girl.

You're one of
the best girls I know.

Are you familiar with
the story of the scorpion
and the frog?

Did they go out to sea
in a beautiful pea green boat?

No, that was somebody else.

So, Scorpion asks Frog
for a ride across the river.

Frog's like, "As if.
You'll sting me."

The Scorpion's like,
"Of course, I won't."

"If I sting you,
I'll drown too."

So, Froggy agrees.

They reach the middle of
the river and suddenly...

Zap! Scorpion stings
the crap out of Frog.

And as they sink slowly
in the black water,
the frog looks up and is like,

[MUMBLES]

Why did you do that?

And Scorpion stared down
at him and says,
"It's in my nature."

[DISTANT DRILLING SOUND]

And they both drown.

As much as I hate to break up
this little pow-wow,

Caroline has
a rich teenager
in her boardroom.

And she doesn't like
to keep those waiting.

Okay, Summer's label
are going to announce
the news on Friday.

So we until then
to turn this

from a car crash
into the Gumball Rally.

She wants to
ditch the classical
and move into adult pop.

Our job is
a top-down re-brand.

She's heading in
a very different direction.

It's much edgier.

She's working
with Tiny Temper.

Look, people just think of me
as a little girl, but I'm not.

I wanna be
taken seriously.

She wants to be sexy.

Swift sexy
or Rihanna sexy?

Rihanna sexy.Well...

Budget?Limited.

EVE: Drug habit?

Few track marks,
easily done.

ROBYN: Not very sexy,
not for a girl.

Mental breakdown.
Shave your head, piss
in a bucket, buy a monkey.

No mental breakdowns,
no substance abuse.
They work only for actresses.

From an old boyfriend?Too much of a slow burn.

SUMMER: I don't care
what I have to do.

I'm 17 years old
and I'm not ready
for my career to be over.

My best friend works
six days a week in H&M
for, like, £400.

Fuck that.Summer.

What about a sex tape?

There hasn't been
a good one of those
in a while.

Okay, hang on
just a second.

Not really classy.

But is classy really
what we're going for here?

Ooh, lesbians.

ROBYN: Lesbians, perfect.

On trend and much less
seedy than straight.

Certainly wouldn't look
like a little girl anymore.

It's well shot.
Intended for private use.

Grown up, sophisticated.
Think Madonna.

Old Madonna.
Not old Madonna.

Then it gets leaked,
hacked from your Cloud,

you're horrified,
you make a public admission.

How betrayed you feel.

Getting the sympathy vote
from the girls.

Whilst turning yourself
into a filthy little minx.

Nation's sweetheart's
dirty secret.

EVE: And if
the new album tanks,

sell a tape online,

still make a fortune.

And we can turn this around
in 48 hours.

Absolutely.Now, hold on
just a second.

This is my daughter
we're talking about.

It's pornography.

I play golf with men
who watch pornography.

Dad, this is my career.

Summer, you can't...Mum, tell him.

Darling.Joan, you can't seriously...

This is her life,

and if she wants
to make a sex tape,
she can make a sex tape.

Unless, of course, you want
to stop using her royalties
to pay off our mortgage.

Oh, no.
Of course you can't.

'Cause you got fired
from your job

for asking your secretary
to sit on the photocopier.

Excellent.

Well, we'll leave you
two to discuss,

and I'll get the girls
to draw up some ideas.

Hi, I heard there was
a problem with the...

Yeah, hi. Um...

I had troubles printing,
but it's working again.

Oh, okay.

Great.

Do you want a biscuit?

I made them
for the office.

But Eve told me to throw
them away 'cause
they've got flour in them.

All right. Okay.

Well, I'm sure the guys
downstairs would be
more grateful.

Thank you.You're welcome.

Hot coffee, in my mouth.

And I need you to make me
a list of every female celeb

between the ages
of 16 and 35 with
something to sell.

Records,
movies, themselves.

I don't care.

Low moral fiber preferred.

MELODY: Will do that.

So, what's she like?Hmm?

Summer.

Is she nice?

She's a sweetheart.

[CHUCKLES]
I knew she would be.

You can help us
with her sex tape
if you like.

Sex tape?Yes.

Of Summer Bolton?Yes.

Having sex.Yes.

[TYPING]

You have a tape
of Summer Bolton
having sex?

No, we're making a tape
of Summer Bolton having sex.

Robin, I think this one's
broken. Why don't we
get a new one?

Oh, my goodness.

I still need
that list, Melody.

Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, cool.
No problem.

That is cool.

Bless.

If my coffee comes back
cold again, I'm just
gonna throw it in her face.

[CELL PHONE DINGS]

Robin, there's a man
in a polyester suit

waiting in the reception
for you.

Sorry to bother
you at work.

I was just in the area,
thought I'd pop in,
say hello.

What were you doing
in the area?

You know, looking
for your office.

Okay, good.
Uh, you know,

earlier in the year,
I said that I was leaving
my position at work

but staying within
the company to become
a contractor...

Earlier in the year?

Talked to Ruth and you
about it loads... No?

Okay. Well, I said
it didn't make any sense.

Staying on a salary
when they kept hiring
these contractors

who were getting paid
almost double what I was,

and they were getting
to choose their own hours,

and even though
there was some minor risk
to job security...

Mark, I have absolutely
no idea what you're
talking about.

I've lost my job.

What?Oh, it's fine.

Just a bit...
Bit, um...

The company
I'm working for
are cutting back,

and as I'm,
strictly speaking,
no longer an employee,

they, uh...

Hey, I'll find
something else, okay?

When did this happen?Three months ago.

And Ruth doesn't know?

I felt something
else would come up.

And what am I
supposed to say to her?

"Hi, honey, how are you?
By the way, don't bother
fixing dinner,

"'cause I can't afford
any food to feed the kids?"

Where the hell have
you been going for
the past three months?

I don't know, cafes.

Parks.

Or sometimes, I just stay
on the circle line
till it's time to go home.

You have to tell her.

You, better than anyone,
knows what she's like
with money.

Remember when
she was pregnant?
She will freak out.

She's obsessed
she'll end up
broke like her mum.

Took me three years to
persuade her we can
afford Sky Television.

We still haven't got
the movie package.

Why are you
telling me?

I don't know, you're...

Good at fixing things
for people, and...

Look, there's stuff
on the horizon,

I just need something
to get through
the next few weeks.

If Ruth finds out that
I know, and she doesn't,

she's gonna lose
her shit,

and I know you've
seen my sister angry.

She makes Chris Brown
look like a fucking hippie.

Yes, well,
I don't know
who that is.

But look, Robyn,
I'm not asking you for me.

You have one month
to sort your shit out,

and then I tell her.

What is it
you do, again?

Well, essentially
what I do is

design networks
for multinational...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Computers, right?

Right.

ROBYN:
So this is how it's gonna work.

We make the tape,
we share it discreetly
with a few sources,

the highest bidder then
leaks it on to their website,

and you get paid
a predetermined sum
in the form of legal damages.

After an agreed period of time,

we then, remove the tape,

and then place an injunction
to prevent other people
from using the footage.

At that time,
should you so chose,

we can further
monetize the tape.Monetize it?

This is Mark, our technical
communications specialist.

He'll explain how it all works.

Right. Yes. Um...
Thank you, Robyn.

Well, what we would do

is set up a number
of third party sites

which couldn't be
linked back to you.

These sites would then
stream the tape

for a fee, your royalties,

all of which would be
transferred directly to you.

Minus Mark and our
commissions, obviously.

Now, this amount
can vary greatly

depending on if you're
a Titmuss or a Kardashian.

Let's say, Summer is
somewhere between the two.

So here's a list
of potential co-stars.

Oh, God, I hate her.

She's lovely. We saw her
on Graham Norton,
didn't we, Ed?

Who's that one at the bottom?She's an Olympian.

No medals though.Oh... An Olympian.

Too muscley.My personal opinion...

This is the one. Carly Peters.
Everyone loves a soap star.

Plus, she just got
her contract canceled,

for using the 'n' word
on Twitter, so this would
be the perfect opportunity,

for her to prove
that she's not a racist.

It also means she'll be cheap.

I like her.Great.

We'll get her in this afternoon
for some STD checks.

STD checks?Just to, you know,
be on the safe side.

Safe, not sorry, Summer.

Well, you guys sit tight.
I'll get to work.

And my assistant will
get you some lunch.

Sorry. My mum...
My mum just loves you,
by the way. [CHUCKLES]

Um, when you did
Castle on a Cloud
at the Royal Variety,

you had us both gushing.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

This is the list of websites
you need to talk to.

Right.

And I need you to sign this.What's this?

It's a non-disclosure agreement.

[EXCLAIMS]

This is what you do all day.

I thought you just flounce
around drinking white wine
and air kissing.

[SIGHS WEARILY]

Now, please.

EVE: I'm sorry if I
was unsupportive earlier.

I think what
you're doing is great.

ROBYN: What?EVE: You know...

NA, Sam, being a grown up.

I only take the piss
'cause it's easier for me
to be a hot mess

if my best friend's
a hot mess too.

ROBYN:
Don't worry, babe.
I'll always be a mess.

EVE: You know,
I think about it sometimes.

Finding the boy
to run me baths
and cook me dinners.

Problem is, I know
the minute I find someone
nice enough

to run me a bath,
I'd probably drown him in it.[CHUCKLES]

I guess, that's why I'm doomed
to life as a human ashtray.

Oh, bull-wax.

What?I just pissed
on my grandma's ring.

What is that?For the STD lady.

You're getting checked too?Damn straight.

How often does the
mountain come to Mohamed?

Saves me a job this quarter.
You should get involved.

Yeah. The last time I pissed
in a cup was at Glastonbury.

Fill your boots. [CHUCKLES]You almost did.

Hi.Come on, then.

I actually just wanted to ask
a couple of questions.
Is that okay?

Okay.

[DOOR CLOSES]

How reliable is the
contraceptive pill?

No form of contraceptive
is 100%...

No, I appreciate that,

but is that some old wives' tale
you tell teenage girls, to stop
them from being all slutty

or can I actually get pregnant?

You can actually get pregnant.

My boyfriend and I
are trying for a baby.

But you're on the pill?

It's complicated.

My mother was a difficult woman

and she made life difficult

for a lot of people,
including her children.

And I... I just wouldn't...

Where do you stand on the
whole nature-nurture thing?

I'm just a nurse, honey.

You know, there are still tribes
in South America

that believe that babies
are made from
a combination of sperm,

from multiple males
and mom has sex
with a bunch of different dudes

and then they all share
in the upbringing of the child.

I had sex with some other guy.

A client, actually.
And now I'm a week late.

So, let me get this straight.

Your're trying for a baby
with your boyfriend,

but you had sex with someone
who isn't your boyfriend.

But you're on the pill
and you're worried
that you're pregnant.

Or you want to be pregnant?

I mess everything up and I
wouldn't want to mess up
something like that.

Why are you
telling me all this?

You have that doctor-patient
confidentiality thing, right?

I'm not a doctor, but yes.

I am trying to be better,

but what if I don't actually
have "better" in me?

You should find
someone to talk to
who isn't a stranger.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hello.There's something
going on with Mark.

What do you mean?I was going through
his pockets,

and I found this
list of websites.

Rob, you should have seen
some of the stuff on there.

Have you ever heard
of a boo-cake?

A what?It's when a lady

just sits there
with her mouth open

while a gang of men
hover over her

like they are all angrily
watering the same plant.

Oh, bukkake.

It's awful. I've Googled and it says it can have a serious effect on your life.

Bukkake? No. Porn addiction.

What?It all makes sense.

This is why he's been
acting so weird
for the last few weeks.

They say it can
cause depression, it can
affect your relationships,

your work.

Hon, I'm sure there's
some more logical explanation.

We've not had sex
in nine weeks.

I mean, we've had
droughts before,

but usually after a week or two,
I at least get a sleepy erection

pressed into the
small of my back.

Too much information.Do you think I should
confront him about it?

No. No, just...

Give it a bit more time.

I'm sure it will
sort itself out.

Sort?

Look, I have to go
but I'll pop around
tomorrow, all right?

[GROANS]

[BLOWS AIR]

This is so exciting.
Reminds me of the old days.

I used to be a bit of an actress
myself, before I had Summer.

I always loved being on set.

How's she doing?

Yeah, she's great,
she's really excited.

Rob?

Carly!

Great to see you! Come in.

Wow, you look great.
Love the shoes.

Uh, this is Summer,
who you'll be having
sex with this morning.

Hiya.

Nice to meet you, Carly.
I thought you were just
great in Emmerdale.

Oh, listen,
just so it's all cleared up,
that Twitter stuff...

I was just retweeting
a joke someone said.
I've got nothing against blacks.

Great. Okay. You two should
probably decide
what you want to do.

The choreography
is totally up for grabs,

but just be prepared
that if it's too soft,
people are gonna call bullshit.

Sure.

I'm cool. I just don't want
to shove anything up
anywhere or nothing.

ROBYN: Understood.

You okay with nudity?

As long as it's tasteful.

PETER: Hi.ROBYN: This is Peter,
the Director.

So, plan is to keep it
really glossy and premium.

We'll go for a narrow depth
of field, shooting on 4k,

with a beautiful backlight
for that sensual feel.

Sure.

We're going with the narrative
that it's Carly's boyfriend
behind the camera.

Clever

How's your porn talk?

Porn talk?

Sex tape 101. Nothing worse
than seeing a woman
with the dead eyes of a shark,

mumbling her way through it
like it's homework.
Naming no names. Paris Hilton.

So plenty of...
[MOANING]

"That's it! That's it!"
That kind of thing.

Plenty of squeaks and squeals.

[SQUEALING] Always good.
A little bit of a tremble.

Just have fun with it.
Be creative.

"Ooh. Stick it up there.
Scissor me.

"Come on, you filthy bitch.
Suck it like a fig."

Sorry, I just... [GAGGING]

[RETCHING]

CARLY: Can somebody get us
some mints or something?

Summer!

She's never done anything like
this. It must be stage fright.

Summer. It's Robyn.
Can I come in?

You know, you don't
have to do this.

Sweetie,

there's a lot of people out here
putting a lot of effort into
getting this done for you.

Remember what we always say.

"Being professional
is doing the things
that you love to do

"on the days you don't
feel like doing them."

She'll be fine.

I remember her first Lion King
audition at 11.

Bundle of nerves. All worried
about missing school,
and all this nonsense.

Get's in the room, blew it.

Can't remember her words,
forgets all the steps. Useless.

So when we get home,
I make her pay back all our
train fares up to London

out of her pocket money.
So she'd understand the
sacrifices people make for her.

Never fluffed an audition again.

Summer. You open that door
right now, young lady.

Summer, if you're
not 100% comfortable,
we can pull the plug.

I don't want to
be unprofessional

You're not.Mum would be furious.

Don't take this the wrong way,
but your mum
is being a bit of an ass.

This is your call.

I'm scared that I'm gonna
look like an idiot.

There's a whole team of people
out there whose job it is
to make sure you look great.

You don't understand,
I don't know what I'm doing.

Why don't you just pretend
you're having sex with your
boyfriend or something?

No, I literally mean
I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm a virgin.

And?

Well she's terrified.

And...

She doesn't want
to do the tape.

So convince her.

I'm not sure I should be
convincing a 17-year-old
to do pornography.

What is it you think we do,
Robyn? The glossy,
well-thumbed magazines...

The websites full of salacious
little thumbnails.

The mail online is essentially
a porn-hub for the masses.

I thought Pornhub was
pornhub for the masses.

In less than 17 hours,
news will be out that Summer
has been dropped by her label.

And when that happens, her career will be over. She'll be on the scrap-heap by 18.

A couple of years of Panto
if she's lucky.

And nothing but the wasteland
of reality television awaits.

You can't save her soul, focus on her career.

She may be playing coy now,
but when she's gone
from hot to not,

she'll be sucking a runner off
in an alleyway for a 30-second
OB on Good Morning, Britain.

Just to keep the dream alive.

Couldn't we just... This was your idea.
You make it work.

Or instead of a sex tape,
we'll be making a snuff tape
of me murdering you.

Which I shall sell to recoup
the money you've wasted
hiring all these people

not to make a sex tape!

Keep it coming. I want to look
like a ten-year-old boy
before you're done.

ROBYN: I can't believe
she's a virgin.

Wow. When I was Summer's age,
my hymen was
a long-forgotten dream.

We can't force her
to lose her virginity.

Oh, come on. It's with a girl.
Girls don't count.

I watched her duet
with Bryn Turfell in
Children in Need.

We could get her drunk.
That's what I do when I don't
want to have sex with someone.

Look, we've all had to fake it
at some point in our lives.

It's an unfortunate
inevitability of
the human condition.

That's it.

What's what?

A body double.

Where on earth are we
going to find a five-foot-three
17-year-old,

who's willing to
have sex on camera
at such short notice?

What are you?
Like, 4'4"?

MELODY: I'm white,
if you haven't noticed.

And I'm not gonna
pretend to have sex

with a racist soap actress
on camera for money, okay?

There is a line.

Who said anything
about money?

Okay. You call every adult
entertainment company
within a thirty-mile radius

and see if they have
anyone who matches
Summer's description.

You try escort agencies,
massage parlors.

Go to the nearest phone
box and look at cards on
the wall if you have to.

I'll deal with upstairs.

Ed, Joan, Hi.

Is everything all right?

Of course. We're just
ironing out a few kinks.

Do you know where Carly is?

I think she's getting changed.
Uh, what sort of kinks?

[PHONE RINGING]I'm so sorry.

Hello.

Right. We're set up
and ready to go just as
soon as I receive the file.

Great.

How are things on your end?

What? Yeah. Fine.

Exciting, isn't it?
I feel like a spy.

Yeah.

Listen, Rob. I just wanted to
say, thank you very much, again,
for helping me out like this.

That's fine.

To be honest,
it got to a point where I...

What are you doing out here?

Ah. Nothing.

ROBYN: Is that Ruth?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who are you on the phone to?It's... [WHISPERING]
Sorry, it's work.

Yeah, that's fine. I will get
on to that just as soon as
I have a minute.

[WHISPERING] I'll be
out in a sec.

I thought she thought
you were still at work.

Yeah, well, I told her I had to
work from home today.

I needed my computers
to set up the transfers.

Don't call me again.

I'll drop the footage
by tonight. Okay?Yeah, Rob, I...

Good.

[SNORTING]

ROBYN: Carly.

Want one?

How do you feel about
having sex with someone else?

What do you mean?

We're looking into
getting a body double
for Summer. She's...

Shy.

Will it affect me fee?

Nope.

Then I don't care who
I'm pretending to have sex with.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello.

Okay, something funny
is definitely going on.

What?

I just walked in
on Mark hiding in the shed
on the phone to somebody.

So?

So? You should
have seen his face.

He looked like Kelly after
she's eaten one of my lipsticks.

Last night you said
he was addicted to porn.

Yes, well, what if it's worse
than that? I don't know,
he seemed super shady.

And I heard a woman's voice
on the other end of the line.

Mark worships the
ground you walk on.

He would never do anything
to hurt you or the kids.

I gotta go. Um, I'll
pop by after work, okay?

Okay bye.

I love you.

[SIGHS]

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay, so there's been
a change of plans.

We'll be using a
double for Summer,

so we're gonna need to go
with the grunge here.
Handheld amateur feel, just...

Will this double be
expecting a share
of the royalty, too?

MELODY: Robyn,

Can I get a word?

Could you excuse me
for just a minute, please?

Okay. So,
I've called everywhere.

All the adult film companies

were talking about
unions and licenses

and asking if
we have a permit.

Okay, okay.
What about you?

No escort agencies
were happy for their girls
to appear on film.

I've got a few leads
I can follow up on,

but it's a long shot.

Okay. Keep trying,

but if we have no luck
in the next half hour,

I guess we'll
just have to cancel.

Cancel?

What about Summer?

This is her career
we're talking about.

We're trying
everything we can
to make this work.

Well, she'll just
have to do it herself.

Mrs. Bolton,

your daughter is
uncomfortable with this.

Now, that may not be
an issue for you,

but I'm afraid it
is an issue for me.

I beg your pardon?

Look. We've
still got 17 hours left.

We could get her a tattoo
or a cocaine addiction.

It's not gonna
set the world alight,

But, it may go some way
to counteract...

I'll do it.

Excuse me?

Well, we're the
same height, same size.

People are always
mistaking us for sisters.

Really?

My Pilates teacher

says I still have the
body of an 18-year-old.

So, I may as well

let somebody bloody
see it for a change.

Are you sure you...I spent a lifetime

getting this girl
to where she is today.

Not all of us were
afforded those opportunities

and I do not intend
for it to be over

before it's barely begun.

So...

Let's just get this
over and done with, shall we?

[SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

MRS. BOLTON: [ON SCREEN]
Oh, yeah!

Get me the number
of her Pilates instructor.

MRS. BOLTON: [ON SCREEN]
Oh, yeah! Fuck harder.

Girl's a natural.

When's it going live?

Being uploaded tonight.
And then it'll leak

before any news of
her deal gets out.

Turn it off, now.

It's reminding me
of boarding school.

MRS. BOLTON:
[ON SCREEN] Jesus!

Well, whatever happens
with Summer's career,

I think you've done wonders
for her parents' marriage.

I'm gonna have to
phone my mum
and break the news.

Melody?
I think this is for you.

Ooh!

IT boy wants to
log into your...

Don't know any
computer words.
Something funny.

Stop it.

Seriously though, you're not
really gonna go out
with an IT boy, are you?

Melody, go out with
whoever you like.

Eve's just
jealous, 'cause...

There's no RAM
in her hard drive.

Oh! There it is!

You know,
right now would be

a good time to say
something about you keeping
your dick in your pants.

I know. I know.

Good.

Really bums me out when
you pull stuff like this.

I'm trying. I really do

want to be better.I know.

I know you do. I know.[URINATING]

[SIGHS] Oh, man.
I remember
when I did this

for the first time around.

[CHUCKLES] Whoa!

The feeling of it
being real just

hits you like a truck.

Like, all at once.

Up until that
point in my life,

nothing had ever been so...

Permanent. You know?

I just kept
staring at it till
my eyes went blurry.

Then, I think I cried
for, like, a day.

[TOILET FLUSHES]Then, I was really happy.

You're not helping.

[ZIPS DRESS]

Okay. All right,
don't stare at it.

Just... Mmm...
Name the 50 states.What?

Hey! Just something to
take your mind off of it.

I'm not in kindergarten.

I'm not naming any
of the 50 states... ♪ Alabama

♪ Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas

♪ California, Colorado

♪ Delaware... ConnecticutYou missed Connecticut.

♪ Delaware, FloridaFlorida...

BOTH:
♪ Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho

♪ Illinois, Indiana

♪ Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky

♪ Louisiana, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts

♪ Michigan, Minnesota

♪ Missouri, Mississippi...

What does it say?

I'm not pregnant.

[SIGHS] Okay!

Okay!

Well, that's good.

That's what
you wanted, right?

Absolutely!

Absolutely.

Yeah. Good.

[DOOR HANDLE RATTLING]KELLY: Mommy, I need to poo!

Thank you for
letting us know.

I'll leave you to it.Okay...

Thank you.Hi, honey.

And, next!

Welcome to my weird...

Office.

How may I help you?

Here.

Thank you.

[TYPING]

[WOMAN MOANING ON SCREEN]

Blimey.

She did not do that
on Britain's Got Talent.

[MOANING CONTINUES]

You were right.

I opened his laptop
to send an email

and it was right there.

[STAMMERING]
Yes. I, um...

He's a porn addict.I... What?

[MOANING CONTINUES]

Is this a thing?

No! I...

Mark. Seriously,
I want you to be
honest with me.

I...

[MOANING CONTINUES]

[VOICE BREAKING]
I'm addicted to porn.

Jesus.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Mark.
Why wouldn't you tell me?I'm so sorry.

I...

[MOANING CONTINUES]

Was ashamed.

I... Was...

Sorry, I'm just
going to mute this
for a second.

[NERVOUSLY]
Maybe I should...

Why would you think
you have to lie about
something like this?

Mark, I mean...

God, you know...

You need to go off
into the shed and
have a handy, just...

Lock the door,
you know. I don't...

I mean, that's not
a relationship, is it?

Where you can't even
tell me if something
is wrong?

You can talk to me,
you stupid a-hole.

God, I mean...

Who knows?
Maybe I would even

wanna watch it with you,
you know?

I'm not so vanilla
that I can't...[MOANING RESUMES]

Oh, my god!

Is that Summer Bolton?Hmm.

SUMMER: [ON THE SCREEN]
Yeah. Give it to me! Oh...

I'm just gonna
leave you to...

[MOANING CONTINUES]

My goodness!

[GASPS]

What must her
poor mother think?

[SCOFFS]

[DOOR OPENING]

Hey. What's up?

Okay, don't be
annoyed at me
or anything.

I swear I wasn't
being stalker-y,

I just...
I saw it in the bin.What?

Did you... I mean...

I was a couple of days late,
so I did it as a precaution,
but I'm not.

Okay.

[STAMMERING] I'm just...
I'm sorry, I just...

I saw it,
and then my heart
was just like...

I mean,
I know we're trying,

but seeing it
just made me feel...

Like it was
so much more real.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to panic you.Oh, no, no.

I... I wasn't panicked.
I was...

I don't know. I was...
I was...happy.

Really?Yeah. I mean...

It's mental. You know
I got a fear because of
my dad not being around

and my little sister
doing it too young,

and then
watching them struggle.

But I saw it,
and it just made me
feel like...

It was a feeling in my gut.
It said, "Yeah, we'd crush it."

Not literally.

I'm sorry. No. I...
I know I sound
like a nutjob right now.

You weren't scared?

Scared?

No, I was...

Yes, I was scared,
but more excited though.

Legit.

I love you.

I love you too, kid.

Do you wanna take
another run at it?

Absolutely.

Just give me
five minutes.

[MELLOW SONG PLAYING]

[FROG CROAKING]

It's in my nature.

[SONG RESUMES PLAYING]