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[ Birds chirping ]
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Ah. [ Sighs ]
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Listen to those birds.
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Mm.
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I love it out here.
It's so peaceful.
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We should have
done this months ago.
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I'm gonna go for a run.
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Okay. Let's justmake sure it's safe.
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Okay.
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[ Whispering ]
Okay, now! Go now!
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Phil: Four days ago,
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Claire and I moved out here
to the driveway.
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The house exceeded
maximum capacity
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when Alex
moved back home.
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She quit her fancy job
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for something low-paying
and ethical!
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Yay.
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Between her, Luke, Dylan,Haley, and the twins,
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things have devolvedinto total chaos.
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[ Pounding on door ]Alex! Open up!
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My hair is drying,
and I haven't put
any product in yet.
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Alex: [ Scoffs ]
Go use Dad's!
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Ugh! Can I get like
two minutes to myself?!
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Phil: Oh, my God!
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[ Babies crying ]Hey!
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You woke up the babies,
you idiot!
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Luke: [ Sighs ]Dylan: Haley!
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[ Scoffs ]
Great, now he'sup.
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Darn it, Luke.
That was my foot!
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Who made macaroni and cheese
and left it out?
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Sorry, Mrs. D.That was me and Luke.
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But in our defense,
we were high
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and got spooked byyour German dishwasher.[ Door opens, closes ]
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Well, now the entire kitchen
is covered with ants,
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and so am I.
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God, I got to
take a shower.
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Well, good luck with that.
No more hot water.
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Yep! Gonna lose
a toenail.
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There goes sandal season!
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20th Century Fox Television
and ABC, Inc.
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Going further, so you can.
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♪♪
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[ Door opens ][ Gasps ] Oh.
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Mitchell: Do you love it?
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Oh, my God!You've gotten so much done.
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Well, I wanted to finish it
before the housewarming.
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It looks so good.
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Thank you!
I swear it's this place.
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It -- It makes me
better at things.
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I -- Yesterday,
I threw my T-shirt
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at the laundry basket,
yelled, "Money!"
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and it almost went in.
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It's been a weirdand wonderful month.
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We adopted a baby boy.
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Yeah, and we moved
into a new home,
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which we love so much,
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we named our son
after our street.
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Rexford.Rex Tucker-Pritchett.
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With a name like that,
he can be anything he wants --
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a quarterback, a running back,
a middle linebacker.
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Oh, he --
he's got big feet.
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Maybe he could be
a kicker.
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Why don't you believe
in him, Mitchell?
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[ Scoffs ]
This is crazy!
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We're out of everything!
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Is that the last
of the cereal?
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Oh, we haven't had
cereal in days.
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This is formula
over croutons.
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They're grrrrrross!
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Ooh, coffee dust.
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Ew!
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Don't -- Don't judge me!
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You've been wearing
bathing suits for underwear
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since the washing machine
broke.
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I wish I hada clean bathing suit.
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I had to cut leg holes
into a shower cap.
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Do I have coffee
in my teeth?
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Mm.
Arvin wants to meet
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before I sign the contract,
for some reason.
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Ooh.
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I bet I know
the reason why.
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'Cause he wants
to get with you.
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No, he does not.
He's about to be my boss.
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Which is why he wantsto talk before you sign.
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Nowadays, you get in troublefor dating at work
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unless it's a pre-existingrelationship.
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I know this becauseI had to go to an HR thing
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thanks to some
smoking-hot janitor
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who can't takea compliment. [ Scoffs ]
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Married mother of two,
and you are insane.
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Eh.
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Arvin doesn't see me
that way.
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[ Scoffs ]
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I mean, d-does he,
do you think?
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Yes!
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He gets all nervous
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and yammerywhen he's around you.
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How do you stillnot know you're a babe?
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Well, I mean, you did call me
a frumpy nerd for 20 years.
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Well, I didn't stopbecause I got nicer.
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Who ate all the formula
and croutons?
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Where are Mom and Dad?
We need food.
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[ Sniffs ]
Wait. What's that smell?
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Phil!
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Bacon?They're gonna smell that.
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Oh, my God!
I didn't think about that!
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Quick! Eat it!
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Ow! Worth it.
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Ow! Worth it.
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Hey! They have food!
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And coffee.
Are you guys living in here?
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Mom, I need to borrow
some underwear. [ Sighs ]
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[ Door closes ]
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It's not my fault.
I tried to stop him.
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Stop who?
What happened?
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[ Gasps ]
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Ay, your hair!
Where is it?!
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Dad took me
to his barber.
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It was so cool!
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Have you heard of
Playboy?
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I'm going to kill him!
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It gets worse.
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He went rogue on Mitch and Cam's
housewarming gift.
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So, he didn't buythe coffee table book
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about Los Angelesthrough the decades?
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Jay: Check this out!
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Oh, my God![ Laughs ] See?
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You don't get
that reaction
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from a picture
of a dusty guy
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picking oranges
on Sunset Boulevard.
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That's the ugliest thingI've ever seen.
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But I like my hair!
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No, not you, sweetie.You're perfect.
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And no womanwill ever deserve you.
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Hey, I don't know
if you journal,
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but you might want to
dog-ear today's page
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for your
future therapist.
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Jay, you can't be buyinghome décor things for gays.
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Mitch and Cam aregoing to hate this thing!
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No, they won't.
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The guys
are gonna love it.
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Just like Joe
loves his haircut.[ Sighs ] Ay.
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Everybody's gonna thinkthat he has lice.
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I hope not.
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Bad hygiene is
one of Miss September's
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three biggest turn-offs.
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[ Sighs ]
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Mitchell!
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I love this house!
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Do you love it?
Say you love it.
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I do. I love it.
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I love the flow.
Ah!
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I love the lights.
I love the location.
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There -- There's even
a karaoke room in the basement.
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[ Gasps ] So fun!
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The last time I hada hot Mike in my basement --
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You know what?
I'm gonna wait till
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there are more
people here.
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Yeah.[ Rex fussing ]
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Oh, oh,
the baby's awake.
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Do -- Do you want
to meet him?
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I do. I can ask himif he liked our gift.
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We never heard.
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[ Cellphone ringtone plays ]
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[ Cellphone beeps ]Hello?
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Mr. Tucker.
It's Jim Alvarez.
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Athletic Director from
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the University of
North Central Missouri.
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Uh, yes, of course.
How -- How can I help you?
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This is a bit
of an awkward call.
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As you know,
you were the runner-up
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for our
head coaching job.
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Uh, yes, yes,
and, uh, you know,
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Coach Ashley is a-a great guy,
great choice.
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No hard feelings.
[ Chuckling ] I actually --
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I sent him a bottle of
congratulatory scotch.
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Well, he drank it.
[ Sighs]
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Then he did
a press conference
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where he used
some colorful language
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to address
a female reporter
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and blamed some things
on the Jews.
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Oh, my.
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The point is, uh,
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the job is yours,
if you still want it.
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S-- I'm -- I'm sorry.
W-What?
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I know this is
coming at you fast,
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but I'll need an answer
by the end of the day,
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so talk it over
with the mister
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and, uh, let me know.
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Um, uh, yes.
O-Ok-- Uh, yes.
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Okay, thank-- thank you
very -- thank you very much.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Ronaldo: Look at him!
He's perfect!
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Mitchell: I know.
I know. It's all perfect.
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It's like the universe
gave me everything I wanted.
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[ Sighs, groans ]
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[ Glasses clink ]
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[ Groans ]
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Okay, family meeting.
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Please. Sit down.
Dylan, please. Thank you.
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[ Sighs ]Now, um,
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this is gonna
sound harsh.
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No -- No parent
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with half a heart
wants to say this,
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so, Claire?
[ Sighs ]
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Fine. I haveno problem saying it.
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There are too many peopleliving in this house.
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[ Poppy and George babbling ]It's disgusting!
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I think there's
something alive
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in the kitchen sink water.
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It's just Sinky.
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You didn't turn on
the garbage disposal, did you?
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O-Okay.W-We cannot live this way!
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One of you
has to move out.
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What?!
That's not fair!Are you serious?!
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Are you kidding me?!That's not okay!You can't just
spring this on us!
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I mean,how could you do that?I-I just took
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a huge salary cut.It's so unfair!
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So it is really
not a good time
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for me to move.Me neither.
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I just took
a leave of absence from work
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to spend more time
with my family.
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Well, I have two babies
and a special needs husband.
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It's true.I have a medical condition
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that requires a room big enoughfor a giant mattress.
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He sleep-wiggles.
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Look, if one of you
doesn't volunteer,
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your mother's gonna
have to pick someone.
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Well, Haley's the oldest.
There's four of them.
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And honestly,
it's only a matter of time
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before she gets
pregnant again.
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[ Scoffs ]Especially since
he's a wiggler.
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Whoa!
Wecan say it.
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Well, Alex is the onethat has the most education.
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[ Scoffs ] I shouldn't be
penalized for being smart.
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I'm not running
for president.
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What about you?Didn't you apply to college?
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Yeah, and I never
heard back from them.
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College is rude.
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Okay! You can figure this outamongst the three of you
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as you clean up
the house.
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We need a nameby the end of the day.
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Luke: Well, it's not
gonna be me.
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I just can't imagine beingapart from my best friend.
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Nice try, Luke.
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[ Whispering ] Help me.It's working.
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Oh, come on.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays
on stereo ]
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Hey, Cam. Look!
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Cam! Cam!
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Oh, s-- I'm sorry. My -- My mindwas elsewhere. [ Chuckles ]
255
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Our neighborjust dropped this off.
256
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,753
So sweet!And -- And guess what.
257
00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,494
She's a pediatrician.
Ohh!
258
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I mean, how lucky is that?Jotham: Ohh!
259
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That's amazing!
260
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Now you don't have tougly up the house
261
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,542
with baby-proofing.
262
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Don't ever have kids.
263
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,763
There's champagne,
there's truffles,
264
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,417
there's caviar.Ohh, city folk, huh?!
265
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,332
I mean, whatever happened
to a basket of apples
266
00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,552
and a thoughtfully
misspelled note?!
267
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,858
I mean, huh?
It's like...
268
00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,512
Alright, give us a tour,
269
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and make sure
it includes the bar.Yes!
270
00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,341
Okay, so let's start downin the karaoke room,
271
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,908
and then we'll workour way up to the master.
272
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:41,042
Oh, sounds like
my dream date!
273
00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,566
Sorry, I'm a single father.
I never get out.
274
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,263
Is this still how we talk?
275
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,875
Okay. No. Uh, alright.Right this way.
276
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Okay, I hope the big
earthquake that we're
long overdue for
277
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,442
doesn't hit
while you're down there!
278
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,489
You're being
so negative.
279
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,230
What is wrong with you?
280
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,753
Okay, look, I have
to tell someone,
281
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,581
but you cannot repeat it
to anyone, especially Mitchell!
282
00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,800
Oh.
283
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,105
I just got offered
284
00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,890
the football job that I wanted
in Missouri.
285
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,108
But you just moved in!
286
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,545
I know.
With a newborn!
287
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,590
I know!
And you werethe one pushing for both!
288
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,939
I don't need a recap!
It's my crisis!
289
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,289
We're here!
290
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,421
Mitchell:
Hey! Hey, guys!
291
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,858
Wow!
Joe, nice haircut!
292
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,251
See?See?
293
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,601
I miss his old hair.Stefan: It's cute.
294
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,864
He looks like Tom Cruise
in "A Few Good Men."
295
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,649
I wouldn't mind cruisinga few good men.
296
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,043
Again, I'm sorry.
297
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,002
I spend all my timeat kids' birthday parties.
298
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,830
We're really probably betterthan this now, right?
299
00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,353
Yeah.Jay: Anyways,
300
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,050
we brought youa housewarming gift.
301
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,226
-Oh.
-Jay deserves all the credit.
302
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,750
Close your eyes.Maybe never open them.
303
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,015
Ta-da!
304
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,147
[ All gasp ]
305
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,627
He's an old-time barkeep.
Now, check it out.
306
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,108
He's a big guy,
like Cam,
307
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,588
and he's got red hair,
like you!
308
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,024
Mitchell: Dad!
309
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,330
This is exactly what
we needed -- a little whimsy!
310
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,636
I love it!
311
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,334
No, you don't.
Other gays, tell him.
312
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,510
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
313
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,425
We're gonna haveso much fun with this guy.
314
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,427
We can throwa-an Uncle Sam hat on him
315
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:05,213
for the 4th of July,a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving.
316
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,171
Or a rainbow wig
for -- for Pride.
317
00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,346
Well, it's a piece of art.
318
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,565
I don't think you want tomake it silly.
319
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,175
So, does this, uh, big fella
have a name?
320
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,655
Sure does.
321
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,484
Since he's a combo ofCam and Mitch, he's Kitsch.
322
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,051
[ Laughter ]Oh, yeah!
323
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,487
Yes, he is!
Dad, it's perfect!
324
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,403
Great. Now Mitchell's
even happier.
325
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,231
I'm gonna die
in this house.
326
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,062
Hi.
Alex. Hi.
327
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,455
Come in. Have a seat.
[ Chuckles ]
328
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,935
So, um...
329
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,545
So, I guess I'll just
get right into it.
330
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,678
I-I didn't see
this coming
331
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,201
when I asked you
to work with me,
332
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,073
and I guess
I'm sort of afraid...[ Items clatter ]
333
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,510
...how you -- how --
how you might react,
334
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,686
which, uh, explains why
I'm acting so awkwardly
335
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,906
and why this sentence
won't seem to end,
336
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,169
which is so delightful
when Hugh Grant does it,
337
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,474
but I just sound
like a raving --
338
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,389
Let me stop you.
Please do.
339
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,002
I think I know whatyou're trying to say.
340
00:10:55,045 --> 00:11:00,181
Uh, it appears there's someromantic tension between us,
341
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,226
and you're afraid thatonce I sign my contract,
342
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,098
we won't be able
to act on it.
343
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,187
Uh...actually,
344
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,928
I was -- I was
just going to tell you
345
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,408
that our project has been
moved to Switzerland.
346
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,455
Damn it, Haley!
347
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,500
Well, [Scoffs] thenwhy were you hemming and hawing
348
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,676
and bringing up Hugh Grant,
349
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,416
which takes every girl
right to rom-com?!
350
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,331
Well, I was afraid
that you wouldn't want
to move so far.
351
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,724
And -- And -- And --
352
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,726
And [Sighs] you know,
I feel responsible
353
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,423
for you quitting
your job.
354
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,122
Forget what I said!So, uh, Switzerland, huh?
355
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:28,992
Do they pay for housing?
356
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,733
Um, actually, yeah.
357
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:34,171
Perfect. Perfect. That solvesa big problem for me.
358
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,043
Yep. Count me in.See ya at the airport.
359
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,175
Oh, hold on!
Ohh!
360
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,263
Um, it seems like
there's something
361
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,308
that we should
circle back to.
362
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,526
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
363
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,093
Alex, I've never
c-considered
364
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,052
a romantic relationship
with you.
365
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,140
Oh, great.
Let's relive it.
366
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,271
I mean,
I'm so much older.
367
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,969
I-I-I dated your sister.
368
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,754
All good reasons.I'm at a meter, so I'm just --
369
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,843
But if it's something
that isn't completely
370
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,540
out of the realm
of possibility for you,
371
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,629
then I'd be lying
if I said
372
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,457
it was out of the realm
of possibility for me.
373
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:05,028
Oh. Okay.So, let's go back.
374
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,770
You're saying that if we had
a pre-existing relationship,
375
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,686
or rather, a relationshipthat existed in a quantum state,
376
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,035
like two entangled
particles --
377
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,994
You don't have todumb it down, but --
378
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,431
but, yes,
379
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,433
we'd be good to go,
legally speaking.
380
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,217
Huh.
381
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,786
Well, then, maybe
we should create evidence now
382
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,397
of a relationship that
may or may not happen later?
383
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,356
What kind of evidence?
384
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:32,142
I suppose we could
exchange saucy texts.
385
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,230
Seems logical.
Yeah?
386
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,016
Okay.
387
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,061
[ Cellphone clicking ]
388
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,454
[ Cellphone swishes ]
389
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,672
[ Alert chimes ]
390
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,413
"You look
beautiful today"?
391
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,545
Is that too much?
392
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,025
No! No, no, no.
393
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,200
I -- But -- But maybe deletemine, or just read it --
394
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,332
Oh, my God!
395
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,508
You're so much better
at this than I am!
396
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,032
[ Whispering ]Didn't have to send that.
397
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,642
Maybe we should take
a photo, you know?
398
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,862
Proof that
we were together?
399
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,559
[ Normal voice ] Uh, maybea kiss on the cheek?
400
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,474
Yeah.
How provocative.
401
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,041
Yeah! [ Chuckles ][ Chuckles ] Okay.
402
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,738
Um, uh,
403
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,218
and one, two, three.
404
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,262
Mwah.
405
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,133
Oh, God!
Oh. Oh! Oh!
406
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,395
Good God! I'm so sorry.Oh!
407
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,570
I-I-I thought my --my lips and your cheek.
408
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,789
No, I-I thought
you meant your cheek.
409
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,747
No!
Wow! Oh! Okay.
410
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,357
Well, that -- that --We have it.
Yeah.
411
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,619
We have it,and that's super important.Well done, us!
412
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,622
Oh, good God.
Oh, just great.
413
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,754
[ Up-tempo music playing
on stereo ]
414
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,669
Hello, you two!
Hi!
415
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,670
How about a little quiche?
416
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,150
Oh! How European.
417
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,456
Mwah. Mwah.
418
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,023
Oh, Ronaldo,
what's your secret?
419
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,896
Mm, Cam got offeredthat coaching job in Missouri,
420
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,680
and Pepper gothis eighth face lift.
421
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,768
What?!
[ Sighs ] I know.
422
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,291
We don't
buy soup anymore
423
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,380
because he can't close his mouthall the way.
424
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,556
Cam! You got the job!
425
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,602
And you're moving.Damn it, Ronaldo.
426
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,822
Apparently, Pepper's notthe only one who can'tkeep his mouth closed.
427
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,563
Go. Serve your
little apps.
428
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,564
[ Sighs ]
429
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,175
I can't believe this.
430
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,221
Okay, don't panic.I'm -- I'm gonna turn it down.
431
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,049
Oh, really? But it's what
you've always wanted.
432
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,790
I know,but Mitchell, he's...
433
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,574
[ Laughter ]I've never seen himso happy.
434
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,185
And I can't ruin that.
435
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,101
I'm -- I'm not even gonnatell him I got the offer.
436
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,885
Well, look,
I-I am not a fan
437
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,060
of the idea
of you guys leaving,
438
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,453
but if you don't
tell Mitchell,
439
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,889
you're gonna end up
resenting him.
440
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,978
No, that's -- that'snot how I'm built.
441
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,415
I make decisions,move forward, don't look back.
442
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,547
No regrets.
443
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,896
[ Glass clinks ]Mitchell: Hey, everyone?
444
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,159
Um, I just want to
thank you all for coming
445
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,552
to see our new home
446
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,250
and meet our precious
new roommate, Rexford.
447
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,948
[ Laughter ]
448
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,473
And, uh, I also want to thank
my wonderful husband, Cam,
449
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,127
who really led the charge
and made all of this possible.
450
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,042
I-I couldn't be
happier right now,
451
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,131
and it's all because of him.
452
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,090
Now, if I could just get him togive up hogging the covers, huh?
453
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,005
[ Laughter ]
454
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,529
'Cause I haven't given upenough for you!
455
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,531
[ All gasp ]
456
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,316
This is so embarrassing.
457
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,709
I just realized
Ronaldo was offering me quiche.
458
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,933
So, y-you were never gonnatell me you got offered the job?
459
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,587
It's just thatyou seemed so happy,
460
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,458
and I couldn't ask you
to give that up.
461
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,895
Cam, you've been wanting
to move closer
462
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,157
to your family for years,
463
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,854
and -- and this is
your dream job.
464
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,334
No.
465
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,771
No. T-This is my chance
to be there for you.
466
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:03,903
Are you sure?
467
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,907
Look, I-I don't
care where we live,
468
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,430
as -- as long as you're
there by my side.
469
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,779
Always.
470
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:14,435
Aww!Aww!Aww!
Aww!
471
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,437
Alright, now let's celebrate
with some champagne!
472
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,481
Yeah!
473
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,181
Mitchell. Mitchell.
That was beautiful.
474
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,834
Well, everyone was
looking at me.
475
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,011
What the [bleep]
was I supposed to say?
476
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,016
[ Door closes ]
477
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,367
How are you feeling?
478
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,978
Uh, it's gonna be weird without
them being here all the time.
479
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,023
Plus, they got
the new kid.
480
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,938
Hmm.Poor guy's gonna grow up
481
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,069
with those
Missouri closets,
482
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,505
thinking that's normal.[ Liquid pours ]
483
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,637
It was sweet how Mitch
484
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,508
didn't have to think twice
about going.
485
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,640
Well, it's like he said,
486
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,295
it's his turn
to support Cam.
487
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,861
Almost the same thingI'm trying to do for you,
488
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,776
except I'm pissing you off.
489
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,127
Because you won't do anything
the way that Iwould do it!
490
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,824
I don't see anyone elsecomplaining.
491
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,174
That's the worst part --
that nobody needs me.
492
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:02,483
It's 2020. I shouldn't belosing jobs to an old white man.
493
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,833
[ Sniffles ]
494
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,052
When Manny gets homesick,
495
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,010
who do you think
he's gonna call?
496
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,578
When Joe has a nightmare,who does he want?
497
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,493
And when I'm sitting here
498
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,147
already sadabout Mitchell leaving,
499
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,801
who do you think I wantto walk into this room?
500
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,021
Me?
Of course!
501
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,240
And I think I knowwhat's going on here.
502
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,894
You're feeling guiltyabout working. Don't.
503
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:26,028
Do you think I ever
felt guilty working
504
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,856
while you held down
the fort here?
505
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,683
You sure didn't.
506
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,032
No, and now it's time
507
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,425
for you to go
out into the world
508
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,643
and crush it.
509
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,036
While youhold down
the fort
510
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,342
and look pretty?
511
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,170
Well, I'm not just
a sex object.
512
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,693
I have other gifts.
513
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,087
[ Car alarm chirps ]
514
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,349
[ Sighs ]
515
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,481
That was a crazy day.Yeah.
516
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,396
I think I'm gonna be up
for a while tonight.
517
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,050
You want to buckle
yourself into bed
518
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,312
and I'll drive youaround till you fall asleep?
519
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,792
[ Laughs ]
520
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,884
You know, I-I don't want tosleep in the driveway.
521
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,191
I don't.I want to sleep in our house,
522
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,584
with our kids --
all of them.
523
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,238
[ Sighs ]
524
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,110
With what's going onwith Mitchell and Cam,
525
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,634
I just feel like we're losingenough family as it is.
526
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,114
It's funny.
527
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,681
I was feeling that, too.Mm.
528
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,727
You came down so hard
on them earlier.
Mm.
529
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:13,858
I'll go give 'em
the good news.
530
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:14,642
Like hell you will!
531
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817
[ Grunts ]
532
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,168
Hey!
Hi!Oh, good. You're home.
533
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,561
Yeah. Are your brother
and sister here?
534
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,084
I want to talk about
this whole living situation.
535
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,260
Yeah.Actually, problem solved.
536
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,696
What?I'm moving toSwitzerland.
537
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,090
What?They're transferringmy research team there.
538
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,918
I get housing
and everything.
539
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,224
So you're good.
540
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,964
Like, hot chocolate
Switzerland?
541
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,096
Haley: Oh, hey!
542
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,054
Did you tell them
our news?
543
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,751
Uh, just mine.
544
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,666
Dylan and Iare moving out, too.
545
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,842
Oh.Oh, but you don't have to!
546
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,322
Well, we want to.
You guys are right.
547
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,410
It's time
for us to go.
548
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:44,628
We did the math,
549
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,543
and we realizedwe had a million dollars.
550
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,588
[ Chuckles ]
551
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,763
Then we had Alex
check the math,
552
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:49,981
and turns out
we don't,
553
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,287
but we do have enoughfor a cute apartment.
554
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,028
Dylan: Now that they don't
test on animals,
555
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,640
I've made extra money
doing clinical trials at work.
556
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,207
The hours are long,
but the mazes are fun.
557
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,121
[ Door opens ]
558
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,732
Sweet.
You're all here.
559
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,560
Everyone can relax.
I'll be the one who goes.
560
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,518
-Oh.
-Oh, no, no, Luke.
561
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,258
It's okay.No, no, no, no.
562
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,172
I lied before.
563
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,174
I actually
did hear back
564
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,827
from
the University of Oregon.
565
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,002
I got in.
566
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,874
Oh, honey!Amazing!
567
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,049
That's wonderful!
568
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,181
[ Laughs ]We're so proud of you!
569
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,661
-That's amazing, Luke!
-Yeah. Congrats.
570
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,231
Wait. You're --You're all moving out?
571
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,711
Really? We are?
572
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:24,842
Yeah.
573
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,453
Weird.
574
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,410
[ Cellphone chimes ]
575
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,586
Oh! It's Arvin.
576
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,458
Sorry, I've got to
respond to it.
577
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,504
It's a work thing.
[ Sighs ]
578
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,550
I've got to get ready.
I've got a date.
579
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,117
[ Babies crying ]
580
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,249
Oh, there they are.
581
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,077
Bet you're not
gonna miss that.
582
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,774
[ Door opens ]Alex: Oh! Luke,I'm in here!
583
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,688
Luke:
What are you doing?!
584
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:45,820
Oh, get out!
585
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,387
[ Door slams ]
586
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,651
[ Babies crying ]
587
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,044
I amgonna miss this.
588
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,263
[ Sniffles ]
589
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,612
Me too.
590
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,791
Hey.
Everybody's gone.
591
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,576
Look. [ Sighs ]
592
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,187
I haven't called
the college yet.
593
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058
I wanted to talk
to you first.
594
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:10,061
I know you were beinggenerous up there, and --
595
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,629
You know me.
I-I can be happy anywhere.
596
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,588
No, seriously.
597
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,286
After some time, I-I'll forget
all about this place.
598
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,810
We named our son
after the street.
599
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,248
So we'll just change
his name to the new street.
600
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,988
The coach's houseis at the intersection
601
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,686
of Route 13and Burnt Corn Lane.
602
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,731
Dear God,
what are we doing?
603
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,559
I-I'm not gonna --
I'm not gonna fit in.
604
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,388
[ Sighs ]W-What if no one likes me?
What if I can't find a job?
605
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,868
Are there --
Are there lattes?
606
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,261
A-Are there
art house theaters?
607
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,827
Well, what if --
what if I never see
608
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,960
a black-and-white movie or --
or a black-and-white couple?
609
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,049
Hey. Where are we
on this move?
610
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,442
Well, that's what
Daddy and I
611
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,052
are talking about
right now, sweetie.
612
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,359
'Cause I have a majorproject due on Tuesday,
613
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,143
and I'm not sayingI haven't started it,
614
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,927
but if you asked to seewhat I've done so far,
615
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,407
there wouldn't
be anything.
616
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,235
We're going.
617
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,629
A-Are you sure?
618
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,457
I-I'm gonna need
a little time to adjust,
619
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,589
but we --
we are going.
620
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,157
Are you okay with that?
621
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,377
Totally.I'll reinvent myself.
622
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,595
I'm gonna
dye my hair blue
623
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,467
and carry aroundan emotional support pig.
624
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,643
Aww! I kn-- I know
just the pig!
625
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948
Cam, well,
call the college.
626
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,254
Okay! I just want this
to be the right thing.
627
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,734
If -- If this ends up
hurting the family,
628
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,344
I would never
forgive myself.
No, no.
629
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,346
We're stronger than that, okay?
We're gonna be fine.
630
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,913
[ Voice breaking ] Yeah.[ "Endless Love" plays]
631
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,262
Not -- Not now, Lily.
632
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,351
You guys are gonna end upsinging. Just get to it.
633
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,918
Excuse me, young lady.
634
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,963
We're -- We're having a-aserious conversation here, okay?
635
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,270
Do not reduce us to
a couple stereotypical --
636
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,141
♪ My love
637
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:37,279
♪ There's only you
in my li-ife ♪
638
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:41,065
♪ The only thing
that's bright ♪
639
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:42,328
Now you.
640
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,199
Why do I always have tosing the female part?
641
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,420
[ High-pitched ]
♪ My first love
642
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:52,120
♪ You're every breaththat I take ♪
643
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,774
I didn't think this through.
644
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,081
♪ You're every step
I make ♪
645
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:00,128
I do not like being
the first person at a party.
646
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,695
Uh, oh, actually,
you're the last one.
647
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,696
Yeah, Sal,
everybody's gone.
648
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,871
What?! Boo!
649
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,047
Gays used to be so fun,
before kids.
650
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,136
Come on!
Let's do shots!
651
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,747
You know this house is onlya block from my new place.
652
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,619
[ Inhales sharply ]Well, it's not "mine,"
653
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,011
but I get to stay therefor free
654
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,144
'cause I let the guy who owns itwatch me on webcams.
655
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,841
[ Gasps ] Aah!
656
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,366
I'm gonna be coming overall the time!
657
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,889
Yay!
[ Chuckles ]
658
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,414
And, um, Happy Face Emoji herecan babysit my dogs and kid.
659
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,025
And you guys cook, right?
660
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,897
Ahh, 'cause my gummy'skicking in.
661
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,898
Actually, I'm feeling better
about the move already.Good.
662
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,990
[ Cellphone chimes ]Oh! Uh, Cam,
our car's here.
663
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,426
[ Voice breaking ]
Oh. So, this is really it?
664
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,254
Cameron: We are gonnamiss you all so much.
665
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,299
And, here,I want you to read this,
666
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,778
but not until
after I leave.
667
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,389
It's gonna make me cry,
isn't it,
668
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:47,262
you beautiful,
corn-fed son of a bitch?[ Sobs ]
669
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,264
You guys are gonna visit,right?
670
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,613
Of course.
And you all are gonna visit us.
671
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:51,875
It's just a couple
quick flights
672
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,486
and a short Goober ride
from the airport.
673
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,618
Did he just say --Wait, isn't Grandpa coming?
674
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,054
He said goodbye
last night.
675
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,621
You know
how he hates these things.Gloria: Yeah.
676
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,406
I can't believe I'm losingmy old skating partner.
677
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,408
Well, whenever you look
at our old trophy,
678
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,453
just remember what a good team
we were, huh?
679
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,194
I said I wasn't
gonna cry.
680
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,413
And you're not.
681
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,718
Yeah.
It's called strength.
682
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,243
[ Gasps ]Joe: He came!
683
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,419
[ Family "Aww"s ]Phil: Hey!I couldn't miss this.
684
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,942
My baby boy
is going away.
685
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,204
Oh, Dad.Cameron:Oh, Jay, don't hate me
686
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,858
because
your son's leaving.
687
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,381
Bothmy sons
are leaving.
688
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:23,080
Mitchell: Aww.[ Voice breaking ]
Oh, Jay! Jay!
689
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,169
Claire: Oh, my God.Oh, get in here.
Get in here. Get in here.
690
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,389
Jay: A lot can happen
to a family over the years.
691
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,043
New additions...Hi.
[ Cooing ]
692
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,044
Get that!
693
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,175
Manny, go!
694
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,394
...new struggles.
695
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,526
Give me a second.
696
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,354
You don't always
mark the moments,
697
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,660
because you're too busy
taking care of life.
698
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,096
Best you can do sometimes
699
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,316
is remind yourself
to cherish every single --
700
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,883
[ Cellphone chimes ]Oh. [ Sniffles ]
701
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,101
There's a tornado warning
in Missouri.
702
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,842
Uh, our flight's delayed
two hours, so...
703
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:46,800
-Oh.
-Oh.
-Oh.
704
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,105
[ All murmuring ]
705
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,411
Uh, yeah.[ Door opens ]
706
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,673
[ Sighs ]
707
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,980
You guys remembered
my birthday!
708
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,329
[ Laughs ]
709
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,245
Together: Surprise.
710
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,552
It's nice we havethis extra time together,
711
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,423
thanks to that
lucky tornado.
712
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,772
It hit an elementary school,
Phil.
713
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,295
Well, no kids
were there.
714
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,167
It's opening day
of squirrel-hunting season.
715
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,170
Jay, do you want to come
and join your family?
716
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:10,301
Jay!
717
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,521
He's been like this
a lot lately --
718
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,262
in his own world.
719
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,437
Well,
it's a tough time.
720
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,047
Mitch and Cam leaving,
721
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,266
Manny heading out
next week,
722
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,398
plus I'm missing
his birthday
723
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,834
for a tumbling congressin the desert.
724
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:21,965
You've probably
heard of it.
725
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,489
Turning Man?
726
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,229
And don't forget
that Joe and I
727
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,406
are leaving to Colombia
for the whole summer.
728
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,407
How's that gonna be
for Jay?
729
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,756
Rough.
730
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,105
If you drive past my house
731
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,715
and see me sock-sliding
past the window
732
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,151
with a scotch in my hand,
733
00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,588
that's just how
I deal with grief.
734
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,241
Not to, uh, rush this,
735
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,940
but we are very behindon packing for our new place.
736
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,159
You know, we still needto box up all the baby stuff,
737
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,683
our linens, our book.[ Cellphone chimes ]
738
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:44,945
Well, don't stress out
too much.
739
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,337
The -- The car is here.
Okay.
740
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,078
Claire: Oh.Phil: So [Sighs]
741
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,645
this is goodbye again.
742
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:50,646
Mitchell:
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
743
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:51,778
It's gonna take a minute
744
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:52,909
to ramp back upto all the emotion --
745
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,215
[ Voice breaking ]
I'm there.
746
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,912
[ Family "Aww"s ]Get in here.
Get in here.
747
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,653
Yes.Mitchell: Come on.
748
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:58,698
[ Cellphone chimes ]
749
00:23:58,741 --> 00:23:59,699
Sorry.
One second. One second.
750
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:00,961
I need my arm.Oh.
751
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:01,962
Huh.
752
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,746
Flood warnings this time.
753
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,270
Oh, and a swarm of locusts hasbeen spotted in the flight path.
754
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,664
What part of the Old Testament
are we moving to?
755
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:09,709
[ Birds chirping ]
756
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,667
Is it alive?
757
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:12,929
No.
758
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,801
Is it scissors?
759
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,367
Sure.
760
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,152
No, but you said
it was heavier than a piano!
761
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,110
I just want this to be over.
762
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,548
Can we be done with games?Yes.
763
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:23,897
[ Family murmurs in agreement ]Yeah, we're done.
764
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,333
Your Earl Grey.
765
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,117
Oh, thank you.
766
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,554
[ Slurps ] Ugh!
767
00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,033
Is there vinegar
in here?
768
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:32,427
Congratulations.
You're dead!
769
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,735
Never take a drink if youhaven't watched it be made.
770
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:37,911
Uh, he saw this special called
"You Cruise, You Lose,"
771
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,390
and he's convinced
772
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,957
something bad is going to
happen to me on my trip.
773
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,264
If this had been the real thing,you'd be on a container ship
774
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:46,180
halfway to the slave marketsin Tripoli.
775
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,529
[ Cellphone chimes ]Oh, our car's a minute away.
776
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,878
Okay.
Alright.
777
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,664
Goodbyes Part 3.
And please, no hugs.
778
00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,143
[ Clears throat ]Lay off my linen suit.
779
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,102
It's already as wrinkled
as my favorite pig
780
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,756
when she lost
all that weight.
781
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,627
Oh, c-can we take one
last picture by the staircase?
782
00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,063
Oh, great idea.
783
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,412
I just don't think
you have the time.
784
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,371
Alright, no gushiness.You know the drill.
785
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:04,981
Love, kiss, hug,"See ya at Thanksgiving."
786
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,070
Okay.Love, kiss, hug,
"See ya at Thanksgiving."
787
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:09,508
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
788
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,553
Do not look back.Yeah, good idea.
789
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,337
You know, I don't think
I could take the sight
790
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,557
of their tear-streaked faces
pressed against the glass.
791
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,167
In many ways,
it's easier for us.
792
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,517
I mean, we're off
to a new adventure,
793
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,301
and they're stuck in the samedull, mirthless --
794
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:22,564
Family members: Cheese!
795
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:25,175
You're taking a family picture
without us?!
796
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:28,788
[ Indistinct talking ]
797
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:31,051
Okay, well, you have madeleaving a lot easier...[ Sighs ]
798
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,792
...because, clearly,what this family needs
799
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:34,228
is some time apart.
Uh-huh.
800
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,577
Let's...[ Cellphone chimes ]
801
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,796
Uh-oh.
802
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:37,971
Did any of us really not think
803
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,189
that was gonna happen?
804
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,322
Hail this time.
[ Sighs ]
805
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:43,324
Okay, Mitchell,
now that we have this moment,
806
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:46,066
I'm pretty sure
youhave the skating trophy.
807
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,155
Um, I recently packed upmy entire house twice.
808
00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:50,418
I think I would noticemy only sportstrophy, Claire.
809
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:51,985
Well, I haven't packed up
my house at all...I don't have the trophy!
810
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:52,942
...and I know
that I don't have it.Stop!
811
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:54,465
Neither of you has it.
812
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,990
You argued endlessly about
which room it was going into
813
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,208
until your mother
grabbed it
814
00:25:58,252 --> 00:26:00,297
and donated it
back to the skating rink.
815
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:03,126
Ohh.Ohh.
816
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,520
Okay, well, now our only option
is the 9:00 p.m.
817
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,392
Fortunately, it's a direct
flight into Kansas City
818
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,612
and then just a short hop
on HamTrak, so...
819
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,396
Did you just say "Ham"--Jay: Fine.
820
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,573
Everybody get on with their day.We'll meet back here later.
821
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,444
Okay.
Well, we got to pack.
822
00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:19,708
Oh, we love our new place,
by the way.
823
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,318
Thanks again
for putting in
824
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,798
a good word for us
with the owner.
825
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,495
Yeah, he just neededsome reassurance,
826
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,671
considering most of
Dylan's money
827
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,586
is tied upin Dave & Buster's gift cards.
828
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,805
Mm.Safer than banks.
829
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,764
So, just because
I'm curious --
830
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,896
Yeah, it's a livestock train,
but people ride it, too.
831
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,071
But don't worry,
832
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:36,420
we're in first class
with the show hogs.
833
00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:38,118
[ Chuckles ]
834
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,557
Mitchell,we skated our little hearts out
835
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,645
to "Hungry Like the Wolf"
for this thing.
836
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:44,777
I'm taking it.Damn it, it's locked.
837
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,735
You brought me here
to steal?!
838
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:49,477
I can't go to jail.
I am a gay prosecutor.
839
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,957
There's no prison gangs
for that.
840
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,654
Relax.Just keep an eye out.
841
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,656
W-What are you doing? You --
You know how to pick a lock?
842
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,310
Luke's always getting lockedinto something.
843
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,617
Between that and trying tobreak into Haley's diary,
844
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,009
I'm kind of a pro.
845
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,663
By the way, thanks forgetting her on birth control.
846
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,056
Oh, yeah,
what are uncles for?
847
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:05,667
Oh, security.
Be cool.
848
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,364
Hi.
849
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:10,541
How many nights did we spend
in these exact same positions?
850
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,413
Me doing homework
by flashlight,
851
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,024
and you inventing new illnessesto get out of P.E.
852
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,897
Oh, yeah!
Remember when I had frumbles?
853
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,333
[ Both laugh ][ Gasps ]
854
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,595
How about when Lukewould have nightmares
855
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,118
and drag his sleeping bag
in here?
856
00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:23,598
[ Sighing ] Oh.We'd wait till he fell asleep,
857
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,339
light candles,
put on devil masks,
858
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:26,949
and wake him up.
[ Laughs ]
859
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:29,082
He still can't form
long-term attachments.
860
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,300
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
861
00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:34,696
Couldn't have been easyhaving us as big sisters.
862
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,437
So...
863
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,005
maybe before
we all move out,
864
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,355
we should mess with him
one last time, right?
865
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,269
Oh, yeah.
866
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:43,618
It was 2005,
867
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,751
and we desperately
wanted a dog.
868
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,535
So we made a video
to convince our parents
869
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,624
that we could be
responsible dog owners.
870
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,758
The dog, of course,was played by a 6-year-old Luke.
871
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,629
[ Chuckles ]
He'd alreadyhad ringworm that summer,
872
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,718
so he had an entryway
into the role.
873
00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:59,634
Luke!
874
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,898
Okay. Okay.
Get up here.
875
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:03,682
Okay.
Okay, alright.
876
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,205
[ Both gasp ]
877
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,641
Haley: What was that?
878
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,209
Oh, my God!
the Woofie tape!Oh, no! Oh!
879
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:11,690
You cracked it.
Mom's gonna go insane!
880
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,126
[ Sighs ]She watches it every year
on Mother's Day!
881
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,606
This is bad. This is bad.
This is bad!
Oh.
882
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,434
What should we do?This probably won't work,
883
00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:19,306
but...
Say it!
884
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:22,309
We could re-create it with you
as the dog again...
Mm.
885
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:25,573
...as a sweet gesture to make upfor what you'vedone.
886
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:28,141
There.
[ Sighs ]
887
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:31,405
Wait a minute.
888
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,451
The Woofie earsjust happen to be here?
889
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,802
I must bethe luckiest bastard alive.
890
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:38,238
Let's do this.
891
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,630
[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]
892
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,763
So, Missouri, huh?
Yeah.
893
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,939
You know, I'm -- I'm actually
feeling pretty good about it.Uh-huh.
894
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:45,985
There are a lot of really great
career opportunities there.
895
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:48,857
And with my experience,
I could become a judge.
896
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,990
And we're clear.
Hmm.
897
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,166
It's a pretty exciting time
for you, too, huh?
898
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,994
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Big new job
899
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:56,517
at that storage-and-container
company...
900
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,779
Yeah.
...kids moving out.
901
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:58,780
They're not.
902
00:28:58,824 --> 00:28:59,650
But I thought
that they --
903
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,609
They're not.
Oh! Okay.
904
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,045
Haven't even started
the job yet,
905
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,438
and you're already
compartmentalizing.
906
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,744
And you're already judging.
907
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,136
This isn't working.
908
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,572
Hey, let's just forget it.
Come on.
909
00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,661
[ Sighs ]Oh. Oh, my God.
910
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,141
The claw machine.
911
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,099
Oh.
Come on!
912
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,796
Remember how
we killed at that?
913
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,625
Yeah. Yeah.You on the claw,
me scouting from the side?
914
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,888
Aww.
Wait a minute.
915
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,629
Give me a boost.
What?
916
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:22,891
Yeah, give me a boost.What are you doing?
What are you doing?
917
00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:25,198
Okay, alright.
This is our chance.
918
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,113
Okay.
Now go down, down.
919
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,114
We got to go forward.
920
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,811
And d-down more.
Down more.
921
00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:30,943
Claw. Claw it.
Claw. Clawing.
922
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,074
Clawing, claw.Okay, don't get cocky.
923
00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,423
That's how we lost
the Garfield bank.
924
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,816
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
925
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,513
I got it! I got it! I got it!You almost have it.
926
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,558
Got it! I got it. I got it.You have it! Yes!
That's us! Okay.
927
00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:39,125
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
928
00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:40,604
Alright. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.We got it.
929
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:42,476
Okay, don't worry.This time, we'll share it.
930
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,694
But I get it first.
931
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,219
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
That was so fun!
932
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:49,396
Oh, I never do stuff like this
with anybody but you.[ Sighs ]
933
00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:51,311
Well, also because
I'm an adult with ethics.
934
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,269
[ Chuckles ]We make a great team.
935
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,358
Oh, my God.
It just hit me.
936
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,186
This might be the last time
that we --
937
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,319
No, no, no. No, no.We already said goodbye twice.
938
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:01,451
Keep it light.
It's just that some
939
00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:02,888
of my best memories
are of you and me here.
940
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,063
That -- There, that's it.
I'm done.
941
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:07,240
Would you say...you're hungry for more?
942
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:10,112
Hungry like...
943
00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:13,420
♪ Dark in the city,
night is a wire ♪
944
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:15,117
Ha!Ha!
945
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:17,990
♪ In touch with the ground
946
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:20,470
♪ I'm on the hunt,
I'm after you ♪
947
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,864
This is more sexualthan I remember it being.Yeah.
948
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,344
♪ Scent and a sound,
I'm lost and I'm found ♪
949
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,520
I'm starting to think
we won for the wrong reasons.
950
00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:29,262
♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf [ Both howl ]
951
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:31,003
That's it.
952
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:34,180
We're finally
out of my hot sauce.
953
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,312
Jay, are you hungry?
954
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:38,401
Jay?
955
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:39,620
What's wrong with him?
956
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:42,188
Is everything gonna be okay,
Mommy?
957
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:44,494
You're scaring us.
958
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,061
Oh, it's okay, buddy.
959
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:47,149
Jay is just going throughsomething right --
960
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,237
Idiot!
961
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,891
I hope you like
dancing for coins
962
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,719
on the streets
of Calcutta.
963
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,504
Jay: I found more hot sauce
in the garage.
964
00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,898
Muy caliente.
965
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,335
Oof!
I almost gave it away, there.
966
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,816
I got a big surprise for Gloria
in the works.
967
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,992
I'm learning Spanish.
968
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,081
Every chance I get,
I pop my earbuds in,
969
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,996
learn a few lessons.
970
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,825
Jay, do you want to come
and join your family?
971
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,219
[ Man speaks Spanish]
972
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,090
Jay: Program's even got
a cool feature.
973
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:17,440
Any phrase I want to learn,
I just say it in English,
974
00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:19,616
and it spits it right
back at me in Español.
975
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,314
I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish."
976
00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:22,837
I go back and forth
without even noticing.
977
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,360
Loco!
978
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:25,884
[ Doorbell rings ]
979
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,407
Hey, you're sure
now's not a bad time
980
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,582
to borrow
your garment steamer?
981
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,932
Of course not.And this thing's a marvel.
982
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:34,501
Who knew George Foreman hadone more in him after his grill?
983
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,242
Phil.
Hey.
984
00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:37,460
I'm so glad
that you're here.
985
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:38,940
Do you remember
986
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,768
that little problem
that I told you I had?
987
00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:42,639
Everyone has dreams
like that.
988
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:45,164
The Japanese have a whole genreof comic books about it.
989
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,035
No, no, no.
It's about Jay.
990
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,950
I don't know
if he's losing his hearing
991
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:51,257
or he's depressed
or what.
992
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,955
Probably he's ashamed
to talk to me, but --
993
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:55,696
But not to
his best friend.
994
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:56,784
Say no more.
995
00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:57,959
I just need you to fill
996
00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:59,395
a spaghetti pot with waterand boil it.
997
00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:00,875
How is that gonna help?
998
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,050
Oh, it's a backup
for Cam's suit.
999
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:03,791
I lost all confidencein George Foreman
1000
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,881
after his teeth-whitening systemburned my gums.
1001
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,101
Table for two, please.
1002
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:11,930
Are you my waiter?
1003
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,934
Hey, Jay.
How you doing?
1004
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,197
This isn't
what I wanted.
1005
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,416
I know you mightbe feeling a little down
1006
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,765
with everybody leaving,
1007
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,506
but it's not the endof the world, right?
1008
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,204
I'm finished here.
1009
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:28,685
Hey, don't you
talk like that.
1010
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,296
Could I please
have a spoon?
1011
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:32,994
Wh--
1012
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,822
Whatever you need...
1013
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,041
buddy.
1014
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,176
Ahh.
Whoa!
1015
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,308
What?!What the hell are you doing?!
1016
00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,310
What?! I thoughtthat's what you wanted!
1017
00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,007
What, to spoon with me?!
Yes.
1018
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,227
Slightly out of character, yes,but it's an emotional time!
1019
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,880
Everything's changing!I'm --
1020
00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:50,664
I was worried about you.
1021
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:52,274
I'm fine, Phil.
1022
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:54,276
And I'm changing, too.
1023
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,410
I'm learning Spanish
to surprise Gloria!
1024
00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:59,586
Of course.
1025
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:00,717
[ Inhales deeply ]
1026
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,806
Well, then, having added
1027
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,852
yet anotherembarrassing incident
1028
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:07,550
to our storied history,
I will slink out.
1029
00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:12,120
Hey.
1030
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,601
Today can't be easy
for you either.
1031
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,952
And I appreciate
you're worried about me, but...
1032
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,215
maybe start thinking...
1033
00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,304
what you want
your next chapter to be.
1034
00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:25,177
Thanks, Jay.
1035
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:31,096
[ Steamer hissing ]
1036
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,706
Oh, uh, Gloria? Gloria?
1037
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,708
I noticed your mascarawas still intact,
1038
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:37,406
so I assume you haven'thad a chance to read my note.
1039
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:40,105
No, not yet.Oh, well, you know,it will be hard on both of us,
1040
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,455
but there's -- there's no time
like the present.
1041
00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,500
Hmm.
1042
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,633
[ Chuckles nervously ]
1043
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,505
Aww, Cam.
1044
00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:52,030
Oh, uh, G-Gloria,maybe you didn't notice
1045
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,509
that there's a second side
to my note.
1046
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:55,033
And you know what?
Maybe it would help
1047
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,731
if I played the music that Iused while I was composing it.
1048
00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,385
Oh, oh.
[ Sniffles ]
1049
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,996
[ Somber string music plays]
1050
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,389
So nice.
1051
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:05,043
[ Cellphone beeps, music stops ]What? Nice?
1052
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,088
It was the perfect
goodbye letter.
1053
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,351
It's "The Notebook" meets
the first 10 minutes of "Up."
1054
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,832
It was enough
to make you curse God
1055
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,530
for giving you
the ability to love.
1056
00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,097
It was a poemwhere every line started
1057
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,099
with a letter
of my name.
1058
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:20,754
Okay, alright, I --
I know what you're doing.
1059
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:23,452
You're putting up walls
around your -- your feelings,
1060
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:24,975
because you're not
emotionally prepared
1061
00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:27,369
to let go of someone
you love so dearly.
1062
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:29,937
Manny.
1063
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,721
Oh, yeah.
He's leaving, too.
1064
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,419
21 years.
1065
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:34,811
Five careers.
1066
00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:36,030
Two husbands.
1067
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,901
He was the only constant.
1068
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:40,600
I can't start crying to himabout this now,
1069
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,993
because I might
never stop.
Yes.
1070
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,039
I don't want to put
all that on him.
1071
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,607
Yes, I know, but those feelings
have to go somewhere, Gloria.
1072
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,131
Why don't you do what I did --
put them in writing?
1073
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:52,742
That might work.
1074
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:53,787
Thank you, Cam.
1075
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:54,788
No.
1076
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:55,789
No, Gloria.[ Sniffles ]
1077
00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:57,269
Thank you.
1078
00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:59,053
Thank you for allowing me
1079
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,143
to be your guideto spiritual awakening
1080
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,362
the last 12 years.
1081
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:06,060
It has been...
a true privilege.
1082
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,322
What are you
talking about?
1083
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,150
We've been alone
maybe like eight times.
1084
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:10,282
Shh.
1085
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,893
Soar.
1086
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,503
Hi, Mommy and Daddy.
1087
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,984
We know you don't think
that we can take care of a dog,
1088
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,334
but you haven't met
our dog, Woofie.
1089
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,119
Woof!No barking, Woofie.
1090
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,120
But you just said to --
1091
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,077
Bad dog!
1092
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:23,904
Bad dog!
1093
00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:25,645
Ow!
No!
1094
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,299
And don't worry,
we'll always remember
1095
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,865
to feed him
and keep him healthy.
1096
00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,171
Is there a pill
in here?
1097
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,738
So, you don't want
a shiny coat?
1098
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,827
And don't worry,we'll make sure he gets along
1099
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:36,177
with other dogs.See you in a few hours.
1100
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,352
Hours?
1101
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,484
Woman: Come on.Oh.
1102
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,963
You guys are
probably worried
1103
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,661
he's going to get
the house all dirty.
1104
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,402
Well, we know how
to handle that.
1105
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:44,925
Wait.
How are we gonna do the --
1106
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:48,363
Ugh!
[ Grunting ]
1107
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,409
So, as you can see,
we can do this.
1108
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,541
We know a dog's
a lot of work,
1109
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,456
but we'll never have todo it alone.
1110
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,807
Yeah, it will always be
the three of us.
1111
00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:00,506
Always.
1112
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,856
The end.
1113
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,118
[ Beep ]
1114
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:10,907
You guys know you can call me
anytime, right?
1115
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:13,606
And it's easy tovisit Switzerland, so...
1116
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:16,217
And I can
still count on you
1117
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,045
for relationship advice,
right?
Yeah.
1118
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:19,873
I don't want to become
one of those pathetic guys
1119
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,483
that lets women
manipulate them.
1120
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,790
We're gonna be fine.
1121
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,008
Sit.
1122
00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:27,489
Stay.
1123
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:34,409
[ Sighs ][ Handcuffs click ]
1124
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:35,976
Joe!
Joe: Too late.
1125
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:39,458
I just sold your kidneyon the black market in Zanzibar.
1126
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,548
Joe, your brother's
trying to take a bath.
1127
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:45,072
Privacy, please.
1128
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,029
Oh, Mom!
1129
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,162
Mom, no.
1130
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,163
[ Sighs ]
1131
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,425
Thank you.
1132
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,688
I know that
you're the poet in the family,
1133
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,995
but I wrote you
a little something.
1134
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,562
[ Sighs ]
1135
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,216
[ Paper rustling ]
1136
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,829
[ Sighs ] Oh, Mom.
1137
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:05,005
I'mthe lucky one.
1138
00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:07,529
I'm gonna miss you so much,
but I am so excited
1139
00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:10,140
that you're going to have
adventures on your own.
1140
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,925
Have the best year,
Manny.
1141
00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:12,969
I will.
1142
00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,712
And I'm gonna miss you,too.
1143
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,410
Come back in one piece.
1144
00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:21,021
I promise.
1145
00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,588
[ Handcuff locks ]What?
1146
00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,416
Talk is cheap.
Mom!
1147
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,852
What -- How am Isupposed to get out?!
1148
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:28,202
You have everything you need
to figure it out.
1149
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,944
Slow down your heartbeat,
look at your surroundings.
1150
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:33,207
Uh, Mom, wait.
Mo-- Mom!
1151
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,643
[ Footsteps approaching ]
1152
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,167
Wow.
1153
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,299
This room.
Yeah.
1154
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,648
You okay?
1155
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,911
It just got me thinking
1156
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:46,089
about the empty house
we first moved into.
1157
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:49,310
Couple of newlyweds
planning a cross-country trip,
1158
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,572
but I kept getting
morning sickness.
1159
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,270
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
1160
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,576
Six months later
[Snaps fingers] --Wah, wah, wah.
1161
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,361
You carried two boxes,
Dylan.
1162
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,798
I carried two humans.
1163
00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:01,191
Yes, Poppy and George.
Who else?
1164
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:03,281
[ Cellphone beeps ]We got the hang of it
pretty fast.
1165
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:06,284
Yeah, we were feeling
pretty smart for a while and...
1166
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,981
Guys, I'm on the phonewith the landlord in Geneva.
1167
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,200
The apartment he has is4 1/2 by 11 meters.
1168
00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,333
Quick, what does thatwork out to in square footage?!
1169
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:13,769
[ Muttering ]
Meters and yards...
1170
00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:15,205
Yeah, no, no.
I'm still here.
1171
00:38:15,249 --> 00:38:17,295
Bigger than...
Are they bigger than?
Well...
1172
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:18,731
Oh, do you have this?That one's kind of ridiculous.I'll have to get back to you.
1173
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,167
No, no, I was just following
the path of this fly.
1174
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,908
Ugh! I'll do it.Okay, give me a second.
1175
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:23,257
[ Luke sighs ]
1176
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,259
Which one of youhas the steadiest hands?
1177
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,739
Haley: Oh, Luke,
1178
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:28,436
we got a second key
the last time that happened.
1179
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,264
It's in the kitchen drawer.
Come on.
1180
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,005
[ Luke grunts ]
1181
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,792
So, that's
pretty much...
1182
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,795
25 years
of uninterrupted crazy.
1183
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:42,494
Then, when it ends...
it ends.
1184
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:45,671
Until our next chapter.
1185
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:47,760
I'm just brainstorming here,but, uh...
1186
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:49,805
maybe we takea long-delayed RV trip
1187
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:52,025
across the United States,
1188
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:55,420
get selfies withall the Major Leaguebaseball mascots.
1189
00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:59,380
I must really love you,
'cause that sounds fun.
1190
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,860
[ Sighs ]
1191
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,259
[ Voice breaking ]They're really leaving.
1192
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:10,391
What do we do?
1193
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:13,263
[ Sobbing ]
1194
00:39:13,307 --> 00:39:15,701
[ Voice breaking ]
What people have always done.
1195
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:18,399
Leave the porch light on.
1196
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,096
They come back.
1197
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,100
Mitchell:
[ Clears throat ]Cameron: Everyone!
1198
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,711
I would like to, um,
say a few words
1199
00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,103
before our car comes.
1200
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,280
Two simple words, actually --
thank you...
1201
00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:31,847
[ Family "aww"s ]Aww, Cam.
1202
00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:34,197
...for making me feel so welcomein this family.
1203
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:35,938
-Of course. We love you.
-You are family.
1204
00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:37,940
A family that
taught me so much.
1205
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,421
From Jay,
I learned to get to the point.
1206
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,205
[ Light laughter ]From little Joe, I learned --
1207
00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,729
Cam, we only have a few minutes.Why don't --
1208
00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,165
Why don't we take
that family picture, huh?
1209
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,775
Yeah, let's do that.
1210
00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,124
-Great idea.
-You got Rex?
1211
00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:48,908
Lily: I got him.
1212
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:49,909
Luke: Hey.
1213
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,041
I know people tend
1214
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,000
to get mushyin moments like this,
1215
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:56,437
but with you headed
around the world
1216
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,179
and me headed off
to college...
1217
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:00,963
[ Voice breaking ]
We'll stay close.
1218
00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,226
How come you neverwrote a poem for me?
1219
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,011
Don't you get it?
1220
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,752
They were all for you.
1221
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:09,581
[ Sighs ]
1222
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,539
Chaqueta.
1223
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,628
Sombrero.
1224
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:17,676
What are you?
1225
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,460
I know you're masculine.
1226
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:20,766
What is wrong
with you?
1227
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,071
What are you
talking about?
1228
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:24,857
You're acting crazy,and it's scaring me.
1229
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,599
You're too youngto be acting like an old man.
1230
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,427
[ Speaking Spanish ]
1231
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,907
[ Speaking Spanish ]
1232
00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,133
I've been using this app,
you know,
1233
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:41,351
so I'll know
what's going on
1234
00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:43,049
when I go with you to Colombia
this summer.
1235
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,659
[ Gasps ]
You're coming?!
1236
00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,748
You've been staring at my familyfor 12 years.
1237
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,968
Least I can do is
stare at yours for one summer.
1238
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:50,796
You're wonderful.
1239
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,188
But no staring,
1240
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:54,669
and never, evertake the same route twice.
1241
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:57,498
Ay, Jay,you're gonna love it.
1242
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,674
[ Indistinct conversations ]Okay, everybody, squeeze in.
1243
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,110
Squeeze in for the picture.
1244
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:02,111
Okay.
1245
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,722
Yeah. Yep. Okay.
1246
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,506
-Alright.
-[ Chuckles ]
1247
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:06,551
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
1248
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:07,856
Perfect. I got it!
1249
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,641
Okay.[ Laughs ]
1250
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,381
[ Cam sniffles ]I kind of don't
want to let go.
1251
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,035
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah.
1252
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,037
Yeah, me neither.[ Sniffles ]
1253
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:18,258
[ Voice breaking ] I mean,
it's Mitch and Cam now, but...
1254
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,303
it's these three next.
1255
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:21,870
[ Sighs ]
1256
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,438
Who knows when we'll all be
together again.[ Sniffles ]
1257
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,787
Why is this so hard?
1258
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:28,790
We've done this like
seven times already today.
1259
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:32,098
[ Light laughter ]It's hard because not everybody
gets to have what we have.
1260
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,100
[ Inhales sharply ]
Oh.
1261
00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:37,059
Mitchell, I put the skating
trophy in your suitcase.
1262
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:38,104
I want you to
have it first...Ohh.
1263
00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,019
...so that I know
you'll come back.
1264
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,890
[ Chuckles ]
1265
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,110
Okay, um...
I'm gonna set an example
1266
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,242
and be the first one
to let go.
1267
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:49,245
♪♪
1268
00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,508
It was awful.
1269
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:53,946
♪♪
1270
00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,949
Jay: Life is full of change --
1271
00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:59,255
some big, some small.
1272
00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,042
I learned a long time ago,
you can fight it...
1273
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,565
Cameron: Oh!
1274
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,612
...or you can try
to make the best of it.
1275
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:09,048
Jay: Ay! Ay! Ay!
1276
00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:12,051
[ Both shouting in Spanish ]
1277
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:13,487
And that's all a lot easier
1278
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,967
if you've got people
who love you...
Hey.
1279
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,447
...helping you face whatever
life throws at you.
1280
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:20,625
At least, that's what
helps me sleep at night.
1281
00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:26,239
[ Crickets chirping ]
1282
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:35,857
♪♪
1283
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:42,951
♪♪
1284
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:50,002
♪♪
1285
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:57,183
♪♪
1286
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:32,104
♪♪
1287
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:34,149
♪♪
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