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Hey, guys.
Tonight is the Purge...
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and I want all
of my white friends to be safe.
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Rules of the Purge.
You have 12 hours...
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to do any crime you want
against anyone you want.
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You can shoot,
kill, stab.
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Twelve hours
of death, mayhem.
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Lock your doors.
Protect yourself.
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Make sure
your rent is paid...
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and all of your pets
are put up.
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But the most important
rule of all...
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stay tight, stay white...
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and this is only
gonna last one night.
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Let the games begin.
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All right, I wasn't gonna do this,
but forget it.
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Here goes nothing.
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This is a story
about the worst day of my life.
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Well, one of them.
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See, I was wiring shit,
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car stereos, alarms,
you name it.
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Don't Hate Wiring,
that's my company.
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And that's me,
Carl Black.
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You see this ugly cat
right here?
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That's Key Flo,
a big-time drug dealer.
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One day while working
on his alarm...
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Key Flo got busted.
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They took his ass
far away.
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Whaz' they didn't know was in his house
was a loz' of money.
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So I took it as a payment
for all the work I did.
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With a payday like this...
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it was time to move.
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Well, I did owe a few people
in Chicago a few things...
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but no one's tripping.
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So I loaded up the family
and got the hell out of Chicago.
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Leaving Chicago
before the Purge...
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was the greatest thing
I ever done.
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I met this cool dude
on the Internet...
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who helped us qualify
for this big-ass house in Beverly Hills.
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I might've falsified
a few things...
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but, hey,
this is for my family.
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Those are my kids.
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My son Carl Jr.
thinks he's a damn vampire.
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Think again, buddy.
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And this dummy
with this do-rag?
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That's my little cousin Cronut.
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He went to jail
for some parking tickets...
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and now he think
he's a gangster.
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Ride my mustache.
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That's my beautiful wife.
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Did I mention
the greatest thing about my move?
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Rich people don't purge.
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Getting the hell out
of Chicago...
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was the best thing ever.
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Well, here's how
the worst day started.
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Hey, come on, man!
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Hey, how you doing, sir?
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- You lost?
- I beg your pardon?
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Man, you gotta be.
Check this out.
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Go right down here,
make a U-turn...
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then you can pull right out,
and you'll get back...
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to wherever it is
you need to get to.
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- I live here.
- No. No, I'm serious, man.
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I live right there
at Cherry Blossom.
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- I'm Carl Black.
- Black?
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You said Carl Black?
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I just moved
from Chicago.
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Man, listen,
I'm gonna be real with you, man.
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Don't no niggas
live here, man.
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I'm the nigga
that living here!
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I'm the new nigga
that living here, all right?
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Save me some trouble, man.
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We've been having
all these break-ins...
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and the rappers dance,
loud mus... rims.
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Come on, man.
Look at you, man.
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You can't live here, man.
Go on and make...
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Don't fucking try
to play me like this!
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I live here!
I'm fucking crazy!
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Look at my eye
right here.
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- Forest Whitaker eye.
- Okay, you're right. I see.
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I found it.
You're right.
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Carl Black.
Right here. Carl Black.
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- You said I can go?
- My bad, man.
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Thank you, brother.
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Have a nice day, man.
I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- Bitch.
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Please don't tell me
your ass is in California.
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Don't call my phone
no more.
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You told me you were
going to the store!
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- I'm married now.
- You're married?
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You keep blowing up...
Look, you pissing me off...
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to the highest
of "pisstivity."
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"Pisstivity" ain't even
a word, dumb-ass.
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Shoranda, I don't wanna
be over at your house...
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with all them kids over there
smelling like urine.
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I know you didn't
just say that about my kids.
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You bitch, nigga!
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Come out!
Come to me!
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Everybody is gonna
come in your house...
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they're gonna fuck you!
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I've traveled a long way
to find you.
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Hey! Caesar!
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Don't try to play me.
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You're Carl Black
from Chicago, right?
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Yeah, and you're Caesar
from The Planet' of the Apes, right?
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Do I look like
a fucking joke to you?
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- Yeah.
- Consider yourself served.
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Hey, man!
Don't hit me with no... don't do that!
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Don't do that.
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You're harassing me.
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You're at my mansion.
I'm in Beverly Hills.
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No, don't do that.
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If you didn't
do nothing wrong...
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if you was
a perfect human being...
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none of this shit
would happen.
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- I wouldn't have to be here.
- I ain't did nothing wrong!
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You're racial profiling me!
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You're too black
to profile another black person.
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- What's wrong?
- "Do I think you're black"?
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Look at me
and look at you!
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- We are both black people.
- You are black as fuck.
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What the fuck?
Don't say that.
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Don't put that Ebola finger
in my face.
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_ No__
- Look at your feet.
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What the fuck is wrong
with my feet?
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You think this shit
is a game?
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You fucking
redbone bitch...
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don't ever disrespect
my feet like that again.
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- I'm not disrespecting you.
- Yes, you are...
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and it's because
of your company...
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that Don't Hate Wiring...
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that has destroyed
the best restaurant...
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- No, don't--
- Not just restaurant.
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African restaurant
in the city of Chicago!
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Who else
have you fucked up?
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I done wired
all these different houses.
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I'm from the hood.
I made it out of there.
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We wired
Bishop Tutu's hut.
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We wired
ldi Amin's bathroom.
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So get on
out of here, man.
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You're very disrespectful.
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- Well, you bitch nigga.
- No, you're a bitch nigga.
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And whatever container
you came in...
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and whatever trunk they smuggled
your black ass in...
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take your ass back.
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Hey, who are you
talking to?
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- Bitch.
- Hey!
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- Don't touch!
- Throw them keys again.
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Don't touch me!
Hey, my hand!
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Fuck you,
you redbone bitch.
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- Fuck you.
- You haven't made it yet...
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you punk-bitch nigga.
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Your mother's dick
is bigger than yours.
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You're the only nigga
in this neighborhood...
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that is still on welfare.
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Yes, I Googled you.
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Get the fuck
off the door.
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Don't worry, Lestat.
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We will teach them all!
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As the purging descends...
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the vampires will take
their rightful place...
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as the leaders
of the-- shit!
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Man.
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- What the fuck!
- Intruder! Intruder!
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- Punk-ass alert'-
- What the hell is that?
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Punk-ass alert.
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- Yeah.
- Carl's Jr., get this shit out of here!
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Carl's Jr.!
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I'll bite your neck.
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Little bad motherfucker.
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I'm getting rid
of these damn kids.
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Is anybody here?
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I mean, we done
really came up.
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We in a mansion, girl.
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- Damn, girl!
- I know!
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Girl, whaz' your daddy do
to leave Chicago ?
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I don't know
what my father's doing...
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but he done did something
really, really dope.
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Baby!
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Tell me about your husband.
Your husband play football?
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Well, my baby owns
an electronic wiring company...
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and he just landed
this huge account.
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That's why we're here.
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And what he does is
he goes to people's houses...
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he wires people's cars...
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and he just landed
this amazing new client.
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That's why we can live here.
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- How long you been here?
- Girl, three days.
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What do you do all day...
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Ming, I take care
of his kids.
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- You see this house?
- Hey.
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Hey, baby!
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Damn, you haven't
finished unpacking?
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You're out here
getting your nails done...
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and looking
all good and...
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- And what's going on?
- I'm getting a manicure.
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- Plum wine.
- You're looking good, too.
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Lord, Jesus!
Baby.
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All for you, my love.
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Good lord, give me
some of that Chinese--
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My fault.
I'm sorry, I can't play a little bit?
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- Stop playing.
- She wanted a nigga.
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She's my new friend.
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- Leave her alone.
- I know, I know.
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- I'm just kidding.
- Stop playing.
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- He lie. He lie.
- I know he's lying.
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- I know him.
- These manicure hoes is on me now.
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You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about.
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All he does
is jack off all day.
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Okay, Carl.
Carl, I'm gonna need you...
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to turn around
really slowly...
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because you don't believe
when I tell you this.
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- You see this tongue.
- He is so gross.
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Ride my mustache.
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- Ride-- Oh, shit!
- Cronut!
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- Baby, that's not right.
- Did he have his little nuts out...
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- just there in the window?
- No, his tongue was enough.
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It's just wrong, baby.
I don't--
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He's probably smelling
your panties in there...
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- lying around the house.
- Oh, lord.
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Man, hide your underwear
around the bedroom. Shit.
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- Are you gonna answer that?
- Yeah, I got it.
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Yeah, this might be--
Oh, that ain't nothing.
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- Carl, pick up your phone.
- What?
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I can't answer the phone.
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Ain't nothing
but my friends from Chicago.
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- What friends from Chicago?
- A bunch of drug dealers...
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and all kind
of crazy motherfuckers...
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baby mamas,
I can't answer the phone.
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- That's why I moved out here.
- Okay, all done!
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- Okay, Ming, I just need one more thing.
- $100.
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00-- what?
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Oh, tonight Purge!
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Killing, death.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Purge?
- Killing.
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- I need to go home.
- Carl.
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People keep saying Pur--
We in Beverly Hills.
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This is a gated community.
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We've got security.
We don't have no Purge problems.
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Not tonight.
Need to go home.
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- 100, please.
- Yeah.
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- 100 in what?
- $100.
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It's a Purge coming.
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Ain't nothing
you can do with no $100.
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- Once the Purge comes--
- Carl, cash, money!
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Just pay her the $100,
please, baby.
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- $100. Let me handle this.
- Ming.
246
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,186
Ming, listen to me.
247
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,521
Pay me cash!
248
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,815
I told you
that I was gonna pay you in credit.
249
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,526
Credit is king
in America, okay?
250
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:14,989
Pay me in cash, or I purge
your ass tonight, bitch.
251
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,699
- Come on, you done disrespecting me.
- What the hell?
252
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,326
Just pay her.
253
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,953
- You said you were rich.
- I tried to give you a chance...
254
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,204
but you disrespected me.
255
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,164
Get your ass out of here,
both of y'all.
256
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,042
I'm gonna fuck your wife!
I'm gonna crush her pussy!
257
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,336
Back up, Wesley Snipes
and his new wife.
258
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:31,214
What?
Who is that African man?
259
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,882
Wesley Snipes.
260
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,509
He just got out of jail.
You didn't hear--
261
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,219
- Carl.
- I ain't gotta play.
262
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,471
- Baby-
- stop-
263
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,557
Come on.
Don't do that. I can't do it.
264
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,392
- Come on.
- Can't do what?
265
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,561
- What is the deal?
- Who was that man?
266
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,729
I don't know who they was.
267
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,690
They':s; people
from my past,
268
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,150
It wasn't
Wesley Snipes, though.
269
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,986
I mean, he was black
as hell like him, but it wasn't him.
270
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,530
Carl, the only thing I need
to know from you right now...
271
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,324
I swear you better not lie.
272
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,077
- Do we have this money?
- We got the money.
273
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,079
Look, your ass is standing
in a big-ass mansion.
274
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,539
I bought you
a brand-new car.
275
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,124
What the hell?
What are you worried about?
276
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,709
I'm worried
about how you got it.
277
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,460
What did you do
to get it?
278
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,588
Okay, what did I do?
279
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,090
I did a little dancing
in Atlanta.
280
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,050
Male gigoloing.
281
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,011
Did something strange
for a little piece of change.
282
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,512
No.
No, for real.
283
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,473
Look, I got a chain
of Wing and Things that I landed.
284
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,933
That's what I'm doing.
I'm going around...
285
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,060
hooking up wiring
all over from here to San Diego.
286
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,770
Baby, I want
to believe you...
287
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,566
but I can't keep
uprooting this family...
288
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,443
in the middle
of the night again.
289
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,112
I can't do that, okay?
These kids need to trust me.
290
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,114
They need to believe
that we're in a family...
291
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,699
that we're a unit,
that they're secure.
292
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:43,369
- I don't feel that right now.
- Babe, the kids do trust you.
293
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,913
They hate me, Carl.
294
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,456
The kids don't hate you.
295
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,582
No, they don't.
You guys just need...
296
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,125
to get to know
each other a little bit.
297
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,294
- I'm trying.
- And I know that you're getting upset.
298
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,463
It's irritating you
to see little Carl Jr...
299
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,632
running around here
with a little Batman outfit...
300
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,467
with his little
ass cheeks cut out.
301
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,469
- It's a vampire.
- Okay, a vampire outfit.
302
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,804
And Allie's running around
with Mr. Frosty...
303
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,474
- whoever the fuck he is.
- His name is Freeze.
304
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,518
Yeah, I'ma freeze his ass.
That's what I'ma do.
305
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,063
Please trust me on this.
306
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,941
- I have trusted you.
- Well, keep trusting me, then.
307
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,901
We got
the Wings and Things...
308
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,278
we got the house,
we got the car.
309
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,031
Look, let's enjoy this.
310
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,575
- You living the life.
- Okay.
311
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,410
I'm gonna believe you.
312
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,663
- Believe me.
- Bye-bye.
313
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,831
Carl Black!
314
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,709
And you are
Mexican and black.
315
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213
- Carl, goodbye.
- I'll be right back, all right?
316
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,258
We interrupt
our program...
317
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,677
to bring you
this important message.
318
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,265
As everyone knows,
tonight is the Purge.
319
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,601
- Oh, my God.
- And you know why we gotta purge.
320
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,020
First of all...
321
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,481
for all of you
who keep thieving...
322
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,110
killing, selling drugs
that we can '2' tax...
323
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,696
for all you who ain't
paying your child support...
324
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,032
but just bought a brand-new Xbox
and some Jordans.
325
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,451
I'm talking to bankers
making a cool million...
326
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,203
each time you sneeze...
327
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,372
while the public can't afford
to pay the mortgages...
328
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,124
that you sold them.
329
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,210
So tonight,
as Americans...
330
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,546
we PUTQe-
331
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,465
Hey, if you ain't done
nothing wrong...
332
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,342
you got nothing
to worry about.
333
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,386
Purge ain't about you.
334
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,471
It's about the rest of you.
335
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,140
And you know who you are.
336
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,684
Good thing
we're in Beverly Hills.
337
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,402
Yeah.
338
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,240
Knock, knock.
339
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,298
Yeah!
340
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,847
They gonna love this
back in Chicago.
341
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,731
Somebody's got to do it.
342
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,107
Yeah, we're in the money!
343
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,276
We got money!
344
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,736
Where'd you get
all this money from?
345
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,780
- Damn, girl!
- Hold on, hold on, girl.
346
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,656
- Hold on.
- All right'.
347
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,701
What?
348
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,372
Who is this?
349
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,751
Hey, girl,
let me call you back.
350
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,544
You better call Freezee.
You know he be tripping.
351
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,796
- All right.
- Love you, girl.
352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,089
All right, love you, too.
Bye!
353
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,799
Bye!
354
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,057
This is some dumb shit.
355
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,873
Big Sean!
356
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,833
Oh, nigga,
I thought you was Big Sean.
357
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,168
Freezee!
358
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,879
What are you doing here?
You scared me half to death.
359
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,047
You know I couldn't be
in Chicago without you, baby.
360
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,257
I'm rich.
361
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,509
If you say you're my friend,
you're my friend!
362
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,344
My dad!
363
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,180
Baby, how did you get here?
364
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,140
- You don't have a car.
- Baby, with love like ours...
365
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,683
I don't need a car.
I took the Greyhound.
366
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,935
- You took the Greyhound?
- Three days and three nights...
367
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,062
just like Jesus Christ did
in the desert with Moses...
368
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,398
Adam and Eve.
"Holy-lujah."
369
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,442
Baby.
370
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,361
Oh, my God.
If Dad catches you here...
371
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,905
you know
he's gonna kill you.
372
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,157
Look, I'ma take
my chances with your dad.
373
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,742
Matter of fact,
it might be nice to see him.
374
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,910
- Pop him one time.
- What?
375
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,578
- Call him "pop" one time.
- Stop it.
376
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,747
- Pop that nigga one time.
- Baby, stop it.
377
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,333
- Allie Black!
- I've been going to church for you.
378
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,584
Well, then
why did Keisha say...
379
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,836
you was; with that that Valerie
last night, then?
380
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,588
- Keisha be talking bullshit!
- Nah.
381
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,672
You can't be
believing Keisha, man.
382
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,924
Baby, I love you.
Look at me, look at me.
383
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,009
Repeat after me, baby.
I...
384
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,886
- I.
- Love.
385
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,596
- Love.
- Sex.
386
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,056
I knew you wanted
the D, baby.
387
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,849
- Let me get it one time from the back.
- Allie!
388
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,187
Bet you didn't think
I'd be participating tonight.
389
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,730
Purge?
390
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,440
They're still on that shit?
391
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,109
Bu! your president
is a man of the people.
392
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,363
And like you,
I got the urge to purge.
393
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,406
Purge these nuts.
394
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,616
It's going down, y'all.
395
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,452
Jay Leno, you got
a lot of cars.
396
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,079
Pick a fast one, motherfucker.
397
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,831
Allie, the TV's
fucked up again.
398
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,875
Hey, nigga!
Fuck you, "i993!
399
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,585
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
400
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,712
Hold on, you ain't gonna be
treating me like no side bitch.
401
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,382
Baby, please, please.
You're gonna get me in trouble!
402
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,758
- You're gonna get me in...
- Allie!
403
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,302
Say, "Fuck you, Dad,"
and then make me a sandwich.
404
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,470
- Make me a sandwich.
- Okay, I'll make you...
405
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,638
a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
406
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,140
- Allie!
- All right, Daddy, I'm coming!
407
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,559
All right, Daddy, fuck you!
408
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,562
- I said it in your voice.
- Shut up!
409
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,730
Allie Black!
410
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,275
- What's up, Daddy?
- Don't you hear me calling you?
411
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,985
I'm trying to--
What are you doing?
412
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,821
- Nothmg.
- ...no place that you are safe.
413
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,198
I'm trying to get
this TV working.
414
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,158
It's on some bullshit.
415
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,119
Well, dang, Daddy,
ain't this what you do for a living?
416
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,579
Yeah, but I didn't wire
this shit up.
417
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,914
Some white man
wired this up.
418
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,833
This ain't nigga-rigged.
419
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,003
Hey, you know what would be great?
Two birds with one stone?
420
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,171
If you could hide
in Erik Estrada's house.
421
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,674
Everything on here
is the Purge.
422
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,342
- I know.- You ain't gonna be able...
423
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,677
to watch
nothing else today.
424
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,846
It's the government,
the Purge.
425
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,681
All right, well, we ain't scared
of no damn Purge.
426
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,516
- We're from Cook County.
- What?
427
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,477
We grew up on food stamps.
That's the Purge.
428
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,520
- Shit.
- We know this life.
429
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,188
- First and 15.
- What?
430
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,607
- Nigga.
- Yeah.
431
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,525
- Fix the TV.
- All right.
432
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,028
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
I'ma be out there.
433
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,696
Let me get this call.
434
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,365
- So go do it' now-
- Hello?
435
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,287
I'm gonna take this
for myself, bitch.
436
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,874
- He called me down here for nothing.
- I live in Beverly Hills now.
437
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,001
I don't live in Chicago.
438
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,801
Locating enemy target.
439
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,972
Locating enemy target.
440
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,392
Target locked.
441
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,145
Carl's Jr., stop it!
442
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,565
Junior, you get that
out of here!
443
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,989
Holy shit!
444
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,341
You know what?
445
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,593
Carl needs me.
446
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,096
He needs me
to take all this.
447
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,932
Thank you.
Just take all this little money.
448
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,102
And all this weed in the house.
We got kids in here.
449
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,856
Cronut!
450
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,441
Freezee,
you can't stay here.
451
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,859
- You--
- What you mean?
452
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,028
- Look, you gotta go.
- Where am I supposed to go?
453
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,947
I don't know,
but you can't stay here, nigga.
454
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,699
- You gotta go.
- It's sundown, baby.
455
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,950
I'll get my ass
purged quick.
456
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,493
Baby, I've seen it.
457
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,705
- They purge niggas like me quick.
- I don't wanna get you purged.
458
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,331
Well, then--
I mean, what...
459
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,625
- Come on.
- My dad, man.
460
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,044
I'll handle your dad.
Let me stay.
461
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,213
Please let me stay.
Come on.
462
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,048
Do it for us.
Let me put the tip in.
463
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,591
Let me stay.
Pick one or the other.
464
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,051
All right. Okay.
465
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,803
- Okay, I can smash?
- No!
466
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,639
You can stay, but you--
Baby, listen to me.
467
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,392
You have to be quiet.
My dad don't play that shit.
468
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,853
Baby, you gotta be quiet
'cause you know when I lay it down...
469
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,148
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Shut up.
470
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,066
45, 47.
471
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,275
- Carl?
- What's up?
472
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,194
- Carl?
- What's up?
473
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,321
- We need to talk.
- I thought we already talked.
474
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,699
- Where's the kids?
- Cronut's disgusting.
475
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,076
- Cronut?
- Allie and Carl's Jr. both hate me.
476
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,412
- I don't know what to do, Carl.
- Come on, just have a seat.
477
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,080
Come on,
come on, come on, relax.
478
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,666
Just talk to me.
What is the deal?
479
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,878
I can't live in this house...
480
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,131
knowing that there is a man
fully masturbating to me.
481
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,384
There's a tent coming up
in his pants every time I'm around.
482
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,511
Okay, okay, look.
Cronut, he been in jail.
483
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,180
He's been in prison.
He's a little weird.
484
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,640
- But let me control that, okay?
- When?
485
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,769
I'm gonna get ahold
of his little ass. Relax.
486
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,021
Let me get the little leprechaun
in my possession.
487
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,398
- Kick his ass out.
- Look, I'ma go talk to Cronut...
488
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,025
and we're gonna have
a family meeting.
489
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,818
We're gonna get together.
Let's--
490
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,236
Let me handle it, okay?
491
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,238
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
492
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,698
- Thank you.
- Okay, baby.
493
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,367
All right,
let me go talk to Allie.
494
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,287
I gotta find a way
to make this family work.
495
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,830
Shit.
496
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,583
Cronut!
497
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,755
Cronut.
498
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,138
Cronut.
499
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,270
Cronut.
500
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,780
Don't be playing around, Cronut.
501
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,367
Yeah, you see this?
You see it?
502
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,910
You ride my mustache.
503
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,245
Ride my mustache.
504
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,622
Don't act like you don't--
Don't act.
505
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,003
- What are you doing?
- Come on, cuz. We cousins.
506
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,047
- Don't be scaring me like that.
- I asked you to come out here, man...
507
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,549
and look at my SUV, man...
508
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,133
and change the oil.
What the fuck is this?
509
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,969
I was trying
to change the oil, man...
510
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,679
but the; oil's;
and shit...
511
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,806
it's like dried-up nut.
I can't do that.
512
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,559
I don't need no little shade tree mechanic
running around here.
513
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,477
If you don't know what you're doing,
take my shit to Midas.
514
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,603
I do know what I'm doing.
515
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,188
It's made me come up
with great ideas.
516
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,941
- A great idea like what?
- A million-dollar idea.
517
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,317
- A million-dollar idea?
- Yeah.
518
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,152
- With brand-new SUV?
- Brand-new?
519
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,531
It was brand-new when civil rights
movement was going on.
520
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,907
It's a one owner.
521
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,868
One owner?
Who was the one owner, Jesus?
522
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,579
Nah, man!
A white lady had it in her garage...
523
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,455
- and never drove it.- Was it Driving Miss Daisy?
524
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,332
What's that
little bolt right there?
525
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,501
- Which one?
- Goddamn mouth.
526
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,004
- What's with you, bro?
- Talking about my shit ain't brand-new.
527
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,256
- Man, you need counseling, bro.
- You do, too.
528
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,757
No, I don't.
You do, man.
529
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,968
'Cause I got great ideas.
I'm trying to help you out...
530
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,553
make this situation better
for both of us...
531
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,763
'cause I got this great idea.
Let me tell you about it, man.
532
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,557
All right,
hear me out, bro.
533
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,059
Here's what I'm thinking.
These models are notorious...
534
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,312
for having electrical problems
that start fire.
535
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,397
So what I'm thinking
is speeding up the process.
536
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,566
That way,
this bitch explodes...
537
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,483
- you feel what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
538
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,068
If it explodes...
539
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,195
we get a new model,
and a big settlement.
540
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,489
And if I get
a big settlement, boom!
541
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,367
So you think you're gonna get a settlement
for blowing up in this truck?
542
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,494
- If I'm in it.
- You're gonna blow up?
543
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:33,704
I'm not gonna blow
all the way up.
544
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,289
I'm not gonna die,
that'd be stupid.
545
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,458
All I'm gonna do is just burn
my whole front of my body.
546
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,668
Like; you knaw
547
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,212
That's how the front
of my chest's gonna look...
548
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,590
Dumb as a box
of fucking rocks.
549
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,008
You got
a bad bitch now...
550
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,093
No, no, no, no.
And speaking of a bad bitch...
551
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,512
stop fucking
with my wife around here.
552
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,514
No, for real.
Stop jacking off to her...
553
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,475
- stop watching her.
- Who told you? They snitching on me?
554
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,976
No, she told me.
You've been running around here...
555
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,645
with your little dinkle out
and stuff.
556
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,438
- Cut it out!
- Did she tell you she don't like you...
557
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,689
'cause you look
like Lionel Richie?
558
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,149
I don't look like
no fucking Lionel Richie.
559
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,193
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't look like Lionel Richie.
560
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,653
You gotta look at it
from my point of view.
561
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,321
I've been locked up
for two years now.
562
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,365
I know.
I put money on your fucking books.
563
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,284
So I haven't seen nobody that fine--
I ain't seen no woman.
564
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,245
- All I've been seeing is dick.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
565
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,956
Like, I mean,
like, them niggas--
566
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,541
- Them niggas in jail got big-ass dicks.
- I don't wanna hear that shit!
567
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,377
We in shower,
they swinging dick everywhere.
568
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,212
Shit missed
and bumped me in my elbow...
569
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,464
- and I was on the other side of the room.
- Okay, enough.
570
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,300
Enough with other men.
That too much.
571
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,511
Well, let me fuck your old lady.
I won't talk about 'em no more.
572
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,554
What did I just say
about you, Cronut?
573
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,890
You think it's a fucking game.
Stop playing.
574
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,518
- All right.
- We're having a family meeting...
575
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,894
in 10 minutes.
576
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,230
Get my truck,
put back the fuck together...
577
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,649
- and get in there on the meeting.
- All right.
578
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,151
Take that black
curtain rod off your head.
579
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,736
- No, I got wave caps.
- That ain't a wave cap.
580
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,614
- I'm trying to get waves.
- Them is fingerprints in your head.
581
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,700
No, this is nice waves.
582
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:55,202
Yes, boss.
I's-a getting to it.
583
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,246
Treat me like
I'm a goddamn slave.
584
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,539
Pm YOU!” peoples!
585
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:04,294
Now, this is a family meeting
for the Blacks.
586
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,297
Now, I'm a little upset...
587
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,008
that you guys
haven't been appreciative...
588
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,759
of this big mansion
that I put you in.
589
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:11,927
You know I'm grateful.
590
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,262
You don't get no more
"gratefu-ker" than me.
591
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,098
Kids, I did all this,
guys, for you.
592
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,100
Well, Daddy,
we didn't ask for this.
593
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,852
- You need to get Ray Rice.
- Carl, do you see...
594
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,187
- Cronut, shut the fuck up.
- Yes, Your Highness.
595
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,231
I've been trying to get
this Wings and Things account...
596
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,774
so that I can
give you guys a better life...
597
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,943
so I can put some smiling faces
on your face.
598
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,903
All right,
how about a smile?
599
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,614
Listen, we are here
to have a good time.
600
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,199
No iPhones, no iPads.
601
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,492
- What?
- Put that shit down.
602
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,411
- We're rich...
- Rich.
603
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,121
We're black,
and we're going for a walk.
604
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,539
You guys couldn't even
walk in Chicago...
605
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,044
- Let's go.
- Listen to what the man's saying!
606
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,464
- You heard Father.
- Let's go.
607
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,965
I got this.
Oh, never mind.
608
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,717
I was just...
609
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,429
Damn, this is nice.
610
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,726
We gotta meet
some friends around here.
611
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,190
Oh, no, no, no.
612
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
and Kim Kardashian.
613
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,903
Not in my neighborhood.
614
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,490
911. The janitor speaking.
615
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,409
Yeah, I'd like to report a suspicious
black family in my gated community.
616
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,660
Give me your address...
617
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,912
They're just walking
down the street.
618
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,330
Free for everyone to see.
619
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,791
They probably have weapons
of mass destruction.
620
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:26,043
The little one looks like
an evil overlord.
621
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,294
Can you please
send someone, please?
622
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,004
Hello? Hello!
623
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,174
Babe, let's just
go back to the house.
624
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,675
They don't wanna walk.
625
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,344
Come on,
let's enjoy this.
626
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,679
We in Beverly Hills.
Look how nice this neighborhood is.
627
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,348
Smell the fresh air.
628
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,100
It's nice, right?
629
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,352
- Oh, man, damn.
- This is dumb.
630
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,062
Don't try to take
my side either, okay...
631
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,688
because I still
don't know you like that.
632
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,357
Hey, hey, hey,
watch your mouth now.
633
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,025
Daddy, that's not my mother.
634
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,193
I don't have
to listen to her.
635
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,112
My mother died, okay?
That's just your wife.
636
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,780
- Okay, now...
- That's just a side chick that made it.
637
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,657
You're gonna respect
your elders now.
638
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,909
- Happy Purge, neighbor.
- The fuck?
639
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,869
Baby, he's got a gun.
640
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,831
- Can I please go back in the house, Dad?
- I'ma pop them legs now.
641
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,374
- Relax.
- What?
642
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,042
That's why
I got the switch.
643
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,795
- Welcome, Blacks!
- Hey, hey, hey!
644
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,339
- Why you yelling?
- Oh, you must excuse him.
645
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,925
He gets so excited
when we get to meet new people.
646
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:18,554
Especially different people.
647
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,681
So welcome
to our beautiful neighborhood.
648
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:24,226
- I am Jim Smith and...
- That makes me Mary Smith.
649
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,146
And we are... the Smiths.
650
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,439
- We come bearing gifts.
- I'll take that.
651
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,484
- You eat this?
- Yeah.
652
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,736
It's little goodies
from Williams and Sonoma.
653
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,572
- So it's food.
- Never mind him.
654
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,740
- He's a little...
- Yeah, special needs.
655
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,659
Oh, I get it.
656
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,495
She's got a brother that's got
special needs, too.
657
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,746
It's okay, little fella.
658
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,832
- That's a nice little guy.
- What the fuck?
659
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,376
Why are you rubbing him
like a yorkie terrier?
660
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,211
He is such a stinker.
661
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,713
It's true, I am.
662
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,382
I did not get your names.
663
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,509
- You are...?
- I'm Lorena.
664
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,261
- Lorena. Latina?
- Yes.
665
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,305
- Un nombre bonito.
- Mucho gracias.
666
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:02,806
Okay, that's
a fucking 'nough, Bill.
667
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,434
- Come on, man, what are you doing?
- Stop flirting, you.
668
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,644
All that neato
Telemundo shit.
669
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,771
Why would you want that
when you can have this?
670
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,941
Sweetie, you know I can't resist
a beautiful face.
671
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,819
- Thank you.
- You better put a leash on his ass.
672
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,571
And you are?
673
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,281
My name is Carl Black.
674
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,743
Don't Hate Wiring.
You've probably seen, you know, yeah.
675
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,953
But I also own
a new company now.
676
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,456
It's called
Mandingo Plumbing...
677
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,291
'cause I lay pipe.
678
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,460
- Carl. Carl, stop.
- I'd like to lay some on your fat ass.
679
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,129
- And I come right after it.
- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
680
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,048
- Okay.
- And look at this.
681
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,300
Are you a little
black vampire?
682
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,472
- Stop it.
- It's a little ironic...
683
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,058
that your name
is Black...
684
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,060
- because you are--
- Don't say it, bitch.
685
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,063
- Carl!
- No, she know what she's doing.
686
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,397
You moved into the house...
687
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,107
at the end of Cherry Blossom,
is that right?
688
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,317
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
689
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,735
Yeah, I'll bet you got
a deal on that one.
690
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,738
I did-- oh, we did get
a good deal in it, yes.
691
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,990
- Why?
- Well...
692
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,659
Let's just say
the last owners...
693
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,120
left in a little bit
of a hurry, mid-renovation.
694
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,081
What the fuck
is mid-renovation?
695
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,832
They didn't survive the Purge.
696
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,668
But, you know, I'm sure...
697
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,253
That's the first warning.
698
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,629
- Yes.
- Happy Purge, neighbors.
699
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,339
Happy Purge!
700
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,838
Okay, well...
701
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,632
here's dinner.
702
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,468
- What is that?
- It's chicken.
703
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,220
What, you've never
seen chicken, Allie?
704
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,180
- Are you sure?
- The kitchen is brand-new.
705
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,599
There's all those knobs,
and I didn't really know how to put the...
706
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:10,726
I understand.
It looks good.
707
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,728
Yeah, it looks like
a vampire chicken...
708
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,731
after the sun comes out.
709
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,443
That better be the sound
for the club.
710
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,656
What's with this Purge
bullshit, all right?
711
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,743
Oh, my God, Dad.
You don't pay attention to anything.
712
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,329
Tonight's only
the most dangerous night all year.
713
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:33,040
Yeah, people can get away
with robbing, murdering...
714
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,375
whatever crime they want
for 12 hours.
715
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,918
And the police
can't do anything about it.
716
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,963
Okay, look.
Enough with this Purge shit, all right?
717
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,340
It's a damn joke.
718
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:44,176
People don't purge
in no damn neighborhood like this.
719
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,597
Shit, man,
I just got out of prison...
720
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,765
and here you go
with this fuckin' shit.
721
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,932
I didn't come out
for this shit.
722
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,559
I'm too old
for this shit, man.
723
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,853
- Shit.
- Maybe it was just down the street.
724
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,606
Maybe we should board up
the windows or something.
725
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,399
- Yeah.
- Blacula.
726
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,609
Are you scared?
727
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,070
I thought you was the night
of the walking dead.
728
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,446
I'm the living dead.
729
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,906
The walking dead
are zombies.
730
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,949
I think Carl's Jr.'s right.
We need to batten down the hatches.
731
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,202
- You know what I'm saying?
- No, no, no, listen, guys.
732
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,288
I moved you guys to the safest zip code
in the country, all right?
733
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,624
They don't purge
in neighborhoods like this.
734
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,543
Back in Chicago, we couldn't even look
out the windows, remember?
735
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,088
But at least we knew
who was coming for us.
736
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,214
Now, we're safe.
737
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,465
This is protection.
738
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,967
This is first class living
right here, all right?
739
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,553
We don't have to worry
about all that crazy stuff.
740
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,140
Oh, shit,
I'd rather be in jail getting fucked.
741
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,059
Fuck this shit.
I ain't with this.
742
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,727
They're ready
to kill all the blacks.
743
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,229
They are purging
for blacks!
744
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,064
- They want the niggas!
- Shut up!
745
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,567
Carl, we need to get everybody
in the car right now...
746
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,986
and drive out of this crazy
neighborhood right now!
747
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,655
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, everybody.
748
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,240
Listen, all right?
749
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,991
Now, we're gonna go
to the panic room.
750
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,827
Relax.
It's the purge...
751
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,162
but it ain't for us, okay?
752
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,664
- Okay.
- All right, come on, let's go.
753
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,666
Let's move.
Let's go.
754
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,710
I thought we weren't allowed
to go out there!
755
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:02,504
We gotta g0!
756
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,179
Thanks.
757
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,348
Does asbestos
smell like weed?
758
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,142
'Cause if so,
I smell it.
759
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,518
Shut up.
760
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,062
Nothing.
You see anything?
761
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,188
Do you see anybody?
762
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,857
- No.
- All right, then.
763
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,860
- What does this button do?
- Stop touching stuff, Junior.
764
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,654
What? I didn't even
do anything!
765
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,115
Ever since Mom died,
I can't do anything right.
766
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,075
- Carl's Jr.
- No.
767
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,702
Dad...
768
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,871
that was
really messed up.
769
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,622
You know what?
I'm going to my room.
770
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,877
And don't anyone
come and check on me, okay?
771
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962
Not tonight.
772
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,964
They acting like
Will Smith's kids now.
773
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,550
Carl, is she hiding something?
774
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,635
- She's spoiled.
- I know.
775
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,221
All right, I'm gonna
go check on them.
776
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,973
I'll leave you alone.
777
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,018
Carl's Jr!
778
00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,561
Are we in a scene
of Diff'renz' Strokes?
779
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,896
'Cause that's what
it feels right now.
780
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,272
You Mr. Drummond now.
781
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,065
Just relax,
782
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,567
They all know you got
a lot of stuff on your mind.
783
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,444
But you know
what'll ease that?
784
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,070
Smoke a little ganja.
785
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:12,365
I got ya.
I'm gonna roll up.
786
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,456
Freezee!
787
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,171
You're hot, nigga.
788
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,258
- Not if I kill 'em first.
Who that?
789
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,426
What?
790
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,261
You gotta go.
Who is it?
791
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,763
- Lorena.
- Oh, sh“.
792
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,264
My dick hard.
Let me just finish real quick.
793
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,141
Go in my bathroom.
794
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,852
Coming!
795
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,865
- What do you want?
- Well, I wanna talk to you.
796
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,116
- Are you coming in my room now?
- Yeah.
797
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,618
- What are you doing?
- What's going on?
798
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,995
- Okay...
- What are you doing?
799
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,997
What do you want?
800
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,166
I don't want anything.
I just...
801
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,709
Allie, listen.
802
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,461
I just wanted
to come talk to you...
803
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,755
because I am really
not happy...
804
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,549
with all this fighting
that's going on between us.
805
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,259
I know I'm not your mother.
806
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,469
- I don't want you to be my mother.
- Trust me, I'm not.
807
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,929
And I will never
be your mother...
808
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,139
but I want us to at least
try and be friends.
809
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,725
I don't like all this fighting
that's going on.
810
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,812
It's...
It's uncomfortable.
811
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,438
- Okay.
- Okay, good.
812
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:28,066
Look, I brought you
a little gift...
813
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,150
a little peace offering.
814
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,485
You brought me something?
815
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:31,987
My mom gave it to me.
816
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,488
Oh, 'cause you don't got
no money.
817
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,324
It's a necklace
of the Virgin Mary...
818
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,410
and now I'm giving it to you
to protect you tonight...
819
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,453
for this so-called Purge.
820
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,330
- Thanks.
- You like it?
821
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,957
Yeah.
822
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,709
Okay, how about
a thank-you hug?
823
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,336
- Okay.
- Okay, come here.
824
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,297
It's a hug, Allie.
825
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,799
_ God!
_ Okay-
826
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,843
- Okay, goodbye.
- All right.
827
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,387
Bye!
Thank you. Bye.
828
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,680
I'm gonna go talk
to your brother.
829
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,932
All right. Okay.
830
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,267
What are you doing?
831
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,685
- I'm coming!
- What are you doing?
832
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,687
Look at how you live.
833
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,772
Oh, my God!
834
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,858
Yo, man.
835
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,444
It's never
fucking enough.
836
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,738
Man, it's hard trying
to please this girl...
837
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,907
my family, my cousin,
my friends.
838
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,284
I'll tell you right now...
839
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,870
I ain't one of them
'cause I'm proud of you, cuz.
840
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,539
- Yeah?
- With the Wings and Things shit, man.
841
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,708
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Shit, when I was locked up, cuz...
842
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,169
the only thing I could think about
was getting out of Chicago...
843
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,545
and look at us now.
844
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,048
Beverly Hills!
Nigga, we made it.
845
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,549
You got
all types of shit.
846
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,302
Look at all these lions,
tigers, and bears, oh, my!
847
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,720
- Yeah.
- For real, nigga...
848
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,722
like, are we on "Animal Planet"
in this motherfucker?
849
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,390
You ever watch that channel?
Them motherfuckers be--
850
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,142
You killed
all this yourself?
851
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,353
You're doing your thing, man,
but for real, cuz...
852
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,562
I'm telling you, man, like...
853
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,147
you got me out
of this shit.
854
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,149
Like, when I grew up,
only thing, you know...
855
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,443
all I've been doing
was robbing, stealing, cheating.
856
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,445
Now I ain't gotta do none
of that shit no more.
857
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:59,199
And I know,I know your family tripping
off me and everything...
858
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,326
but let me tell you something.
They'll get over it.
859
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,328
The best thing about it...
860
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,538
we 3,000 miles away
in Beverly Hills...
861
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,082
from Key Flo's crazy ass.
862
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,334
I do not wanna be
around that nigga.
863
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,211
- That nigga is--
- Excuse me. Back up.
864
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,837
Key Flo's out?
865
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,091
Yeah, you ain't know that?
866
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,594
I thought he had
about five or six years.
867
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,888
Nope, that nigga's
good and out now.
868
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,431
He killing
all the witnesses now.
869
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,183
For real, like,
he is killing them.
870
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,352
But the crazy part about it...
871
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,063
is the police
never found the money...
872
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,439
or they didn't find
the weed.
873
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,442
He killed
all the witnesses.
874
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,236
Killed them all, man.
875
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,113
You remember that grandma
that told on him?
876
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,531
Bitch dead.
877
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,449
Then he killed
this preacher.
878
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,035
This preacher was sitting there
riding on a bicycle.
879
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,955
- He shot her 72 times.
- All right, shut the fuck up, man!
880
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,331
I'm trying
to tell you a story.
881
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,625
Fuck Key Flo!
882
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,876
All right?
883
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,211
Why?
You nervous?
884
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,462
You you should know--
885
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,339
Weren't you with him
the day...
886
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,632
the day he got locked up?
887
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,925
You was with him, right?
888
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,552
'Cause you were doing
some installation on--
889
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:01,803
No!
890
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,888
I'm just saying,
I mean...
891
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,181
you're good, though.
892
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,433
We're out here
in Beverly Hills.
893
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,143
Ain't nobody
gonna fuck with us.
894
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,313
You act like you're with him
or something.
895
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:13,940
Look, I feel,
I feel Key Flo...
896
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,608
'cause if that was my shit...
897
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,319
nigga's gotta die.
D-E-D.
898
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,113
Die. Dead.
899
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,240
Finito.
900
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,993
Killing everything.
Women, kids, grandma.
901
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,786
Lions, tigers, all this shit.
902
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:28,246
Nigga gotta die.
903
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,664
Nigga's got--
It's karma, bro.
904
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,124
If you're gonna take
something from somebody...
905
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,667
- then he's gonna--
- I gotta go.
906
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,426
Spit all on the weed.
907
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,513
Carl's Junior?
908
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,141
- Hey, Lorena.
- Hey.
909
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,685
Oh, this looks cool.
910
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,187
Thanks.
It's my vampire lair.
911
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,023
I see that.
What are you doing?
912
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,901
I would tell you, but I fear
the NSA will implicate you.
913
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,653
I completely get it.
914
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,238
I get it.
915
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,990
Are you doing okay?
916
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:07,285
Yeah, it's just that
Dad's always yelling at me.
917
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,288
- And he just makes me mad sometimes.
- You wanna talk about it?
918
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,874
You don't have
to be nice to me.
919
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,126
What do you mean
"have to"?
920
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,878
I know I'm a weirdo.
921
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,380
My real mom could barely stand
to be around me.
922
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,050
She have birth to me.
All you did was marry my dad.
923
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,552
Okay, listen.
Your mom loved you.
924
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,596
I promise you
she loved you.
925
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,890
And I,
believe it or not...
926
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,392
can totally stand
to be around you.
927
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,685
- Really?
- Yeah.
928
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,354
Well, most of the time.
929
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:37,065
- Thanks, Lorena.
- All right, listen.
930
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,108
We have a deal, okay?
You don't hide anymore.
931
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:40,360
We're gonna stick together.
932
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:41,861
We're gonna be
a team, okay?
933
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:43,738
- Okay.
- All right.
934
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,074
Oh, my God!
935
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,535
Where's my lighter at?
936
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,666
- Hey.
- You got another one of these?
937
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,251
This motherfucker here
don't seem like it wants to work.
938
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,087
Where'd you get that at?
939
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,421
Where'd I get it from?
940
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,881
Yeah, where'd you get
my shit at?
941
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,925
Nigga, I see you have
a whole life's supply of this shit...
942
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,760
I figured
I'd help myself,
943
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,345
What the fuck
you talking about?
944
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,016
Oh, God.
945
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,810
No.
946
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,481
What was that?
947
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,900
- What was that?
- I don't know.
948
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,444
Where's the money at?
949
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,321
Is that my dad?
950
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,073
Let's go see
what your crazy father's doing...
951
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,158
- with Cronut.
- Cronut.
952
00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,785
'Cause I didn't know if the Purge
was gonna come in here.
953
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,121
I brought you out here.
You're disrespecting my kids.
954
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,789
- Man, come on.
- Messing with my wife.
955
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,374
- Come on, bro.
- You're threatening them.
956
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,418
- Who would threaten--
- You did! You did!
957
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,420
- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- Hey, stop.
958
00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:41,629
Hey, you ain't gonna
hit me no more...
959
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,423
with that goddamn bat.
960
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,466
You know I did the two years.
I die by mine.
961
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,135
Know that.
Don't hit me no more.
962
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,761
- Okay, well, know this.
- What?
963
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:51,222
Some kids need
their ass spanked...
964
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,932
I think it's the Purge.
965
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,100
I wasn't gonna fuck
your old lady.
966
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,227
Boy, ain't no purge
happening in Beverly Hills.
967
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,146
What's that mean?
968
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,647
You know what?
I'm just gonna check it out.
969
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,482
- Just stay here, okay?
- ...I'm sorry!
970
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,234
- Just don't move.
- Okay.
971
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,572
Time to die, everyone.
Movie over.
972
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,581
They're gonna purge me, Carl!
973
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,625
Daddy? Daddy!
974
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,460
- You're gonna be sorry!
- Get your ass out of here.
975
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,587
- Dad!
- Carl, that is your family out there.
976
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,006
- Fuck him!
- But tonight's the Purge!
977
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,633
You put out Cronut again?
978
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,426
Yeah, I kicked Cronut's ass
out of here.
979
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,136
Y'all gonna defend
a damn dude...
980
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,304
- that just got out of prison?
- What?
981
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,264
Let him do some time
in Beverly Hills.
982
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,017
- He's gonna die out there.
- I don't give a fuck if he dies.
983
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,853
- R-I-P, Cronut.
- Cronut needs to be inside with us.
984
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,939
It's the Purge!
They're crazy.
985
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,024
- Let him back in the house. He's family!
- Move, bitch!
986
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,984
Yeah!
What's up?
987
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,736
Yo, what's up, Mr. Frosty?
988
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,988
It's Freezee, nigga!
I'm sick and tired of you.
989
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,032
- What you doing in my house?
- What I was up here doing?
990
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,284
I was making sweet love
to your daughter...
991
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,327
making you a grandkid.
992
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,870
With no protection.
993
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,456
John Witherspoon-looking
little motherfucker.
994
00:40:58,539 --> 00:40:59,791
- I'm coming up here.
- Purge on this nigga!
995
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,878
- Run!
- Bitch!
996
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,672
You ready for the Purge?
997
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,174
Allie, what you doing
up there with that boy?
998
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,301
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna purge this nigga.
999
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,137
_ Why? He's my family Sto I
- Shut up! p'
1000
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:14,722
I'm doing it for you.
1001
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,182
I thought you said
you loved me.
1002
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,185
- I love you. Watch this.
- That's my family!
1003
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:20,478
- Shut up, bitch!
- Daddy, run!
1004
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,313
Hey, bitch!
Shut up!
1005
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,023
- You shut up!
- Shut up!
1006
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,817
' No, you shut up!
- Shut up!
1007
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,318
- Bitch.
- Freezee!
1008
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,153
- Bitch, I'm crazy.
- Stop!
1009
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,077
I done... with you.
1010
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,287
I knew it.
I knew you was crazy!
1011
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:41,249
- Fuck you, Mr. Freeze.
- No! Daddy, hide!
1012
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,751
Put the gun down!
1013
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,672
- I'm in the studio, bitch!
- Why you doing this?
1014
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,675
You told me I was
your trap queen!
1015
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,093
Oh, shit!
1016
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,433
Fuck. Daddy!
1017
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,351
I think I killed him!
1018
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,396
Oh, my God.
Carl, we're going to jail.
1019
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,357
No. Allie,
you're going to jail.
1020
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,234
I don't wanna go to jail!
1021
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:10,945
- Look what you did.
- You told me I was your trap queen!
1022
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,239
- Freezee.
- Oh, shit.
1023
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,283
- Damn.
- Carl, touch him.
1024
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,707
All right, we got
a dead nigga in the house.
1025
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:23,999
- Oh, Carl.
- Okay, now listen.
1026
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,792
- Oh, Carl.
- Okay, now listen.
1027
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,670
I watched First' 48-
We gotta wipe this house down.
1028
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,881
- First' 48 ?
- First' 48.
1029
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:32,258
We gotta make sure ain't no more
black people around here...
1030
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,969
- 'cause they will snitch.
- Wait, it's the Purge, okay?
1031
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,721
It doesn't-- we're not gonna
get in trouble, remember?
1032
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,598
Yeah, but they'll charge me.
1033
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,308
Carl, no.
Don't touch him.
1034
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,393
- That makes it worse.
- I don't wanna touch him either.
1035
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,854
- Carl.
- Roll up, roll his ass up.
1036
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,148
- Come on.
- Oh, no!
1037
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,984
- How are we gonna...
- I don't wanna touch him!
1038
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,569
Shut the fuck up.
1039
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,405
Oh, God.
1040
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,995
Carl, who is that?
1041
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,248
Dad, who is that?
1042
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,046
- He's got a chainsaw.
- Who is that?
1043
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,507
It's Donald Trump.
1044
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,553
I'm just kidding.
It's been a while.
1045
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,390
Go to the panic room.
1046
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:23,017
I heard you.
1047
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,771
- Let's go.
- OJ, come on.
1048
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,698
Hello, Carl.
1049
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:40,201
Or should I call you
Mr. Black?
1050
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,452
How do you know
my name?
1051
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,121
We know
how you can afford...
1052
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,664
to live
in this neighborhood...
1053
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,875
- and you're not welcome.
- You've been Googling my ass?
1054
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,627
You're not wanted here, Carl.
1055
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:53,923
We enjoy watching your kind
on the football field...
1056
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,968
the basketball courts,
and the boxing ring.
1057
00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,679
But we pay for cable TV...
1058
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,556
to see you
on our television...
1059
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,642
not to live
in our neighborhood.
1060
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,060
Daddy, I'm scared.
1061
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,645
It's a matter of time...
1062
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:10,189
before your wife
starts to braid hair...
1063
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:13,734
like Allen lverson!
1064
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,404
Why does he still have
the braids?
1065
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,698
We like
Allen lverson's braids.
1066
00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,824
- Yeah.
- We do.
1067
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,492
Mr. Black...
1068
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:23,536
it's a matter of time...
1069
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,581
before our wives
want to sleep with you.
1070
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,959
And I do not want you
destroying my wife's guts.
1071
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,670
So I must destroy you.
1072
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,505
You think
I'm scared of you?
1073
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:37,925
We don't want a nigga.
1074
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,677
- What?
- What?
1075
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,345
You out of your mind?
1076
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:42,513
- Too much?
- Yeah!
1077
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,265
- What the hell are you thinking?
- Way too much.
1078
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,641
Sorry about that, Carl.
1079
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,268
Nah, fuck all that.
1080
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,769
No, no, don't be sorry.
1081
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,771
Your ass is grass
for saying that.
1082
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:53,441
That's on me.
I really wanna apologize for that.
1083
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,109
So everything else
I meant.
1084
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:58,738
That last part I didn't,
so sorry about that.
1085
00:44:58,821 --> 00:44:59,947
Don't-- that ain't...
1086
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,908
- Put the...
- Dude, just let...
1087
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:04,327
You wanna be sorry?
Get out my motherfucking house.
1088
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,327
Tonight, you're being purged
for being a liar, Carl Black...
1089
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,288
Tonight, you're being purged
for being a liar, Carl Black...
1090
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,957
- and I'm coming in there!
- You can't get in here!
1091
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:10,958
- Yeah.
- Watch, bitch.
1092
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,793
It's protected by Viper!
1093
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,254
I'm going to cut
the power now, Mr. Black.
1094
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:18,925
So it's going to be harder
to see you and your family.
1095
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:21,636
Maybe if you smile...
1096
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,430
it would help us
find you in the dark.
1097
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,394
Fuck.
1098
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,897
Fuck.
1099
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,150
Jesus. My power tool
has run out of gas.
1100
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,985
What are the chances?
1101
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,445
I'll be back, Mr. Black.
1102
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,323
Why is my power tool
out of gas?
1103
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,784
The Purge is the same time every year,
you two imbeciles.
1104
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,663
- I'm scared of the dark.
- What?
1105
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,998
How are you a vampire
and scared of the dark?
1106
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,793
Vampires are scared
of the dark sometimes.
1107
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,962
It's just a little thing
that goes on.
1108
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:58,130
Don't worry about it.
We're on lockdown.
1109
00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,632
They can't do nothing to us.
1110
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:01,175
They killed the power.
1111
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,178
UP With y'all?
1112
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,764
What the hell?
Where'd you come from?
1113
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,808
- I came through the back.
- The back?
1114
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,060
What the hell you mean
you came through the back?
1115
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,062
- We on lockdown!
- Clearly, we're not.
1116
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:15,356
Man, you got a lot of broke windows
out there in the back.
1117
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:16,649
You need to get
that shit checked.
1118
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,567
You ain't check that shit on Zillow
before you bought this shit?
1119
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:21,487
Look, if that window's open...
1120
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,197
who knows
what else is open.
1121
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,949
You go check out the front...
1122
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,200
and I'ma go
check out the back.
1123
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,035
Wait, wait, wait,
black people don't split up.
1124
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,620
- Yeah.
- We gotta split up tonight.
1125
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,205
Girls, y'all stay here.
1126
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,957
Come on, let's do it.
1127
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:37,420
All right, guys, listen...
1128
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:40,089
we're gonna be fine
as long as we stay together.
1129
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:42,216
I can't take this anymore.
I have to go.
1130
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,135
- Carl's Jr!
- God!
1131
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,815
The Purge is on,
motherfuckers!
1132
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:04,030
- Who's there?
- Welcome to the neighborhood, Blacks!
1133
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,786
Hey, hey!
They're upstairs!
1134
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,621
It's gonna be okay.
1135
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,749
Dark is just
the opposite of light.
1136
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,001
I don't play that shit.
1137
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,295
You think you're gonna run me
out of this nice-ass house?
1138
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,297
I'm from the hood.
Can't nothing fuck with me.
1139
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,602
Once you go black, you die!
1140
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,896
Bitch, this is not a game.
1141
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:58,084
Shut the fucking door
around here, shit.
1142
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,960
Bitch-ass!
1143
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:04,715
Bad night to be a lyin',
thievin' runaway.
1144
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,682
Key Flo...
1145
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,059
what you doin'
in L.A., baby?
1146
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:19,605
Crazy shit goin' on
out there tonight, Carl.
1147
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,315
You scared, Carl?
1148
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,526
No, I ain't scared.
1149
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,528
I'm just doing some dishes
for my family.
1150
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,115
Fuck am I scared,
be scared of?
1151
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:30,699
You look real good, Carl.
1152
00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,576
I appreciate it.
I been drinking my water...
1153
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,161
eating cantaloupes,
watermelons.
1154
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,830
Realgood,
like a scoop of...
1155
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,707
- What the fuck is that?
- ...chocolate ice cream.
1156
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,835
You know chocolate's
my favorite, man.
1157
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,253
Well, I'm mocha brown.
1158
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:46,841
Damn, I heard you just got out too, man.
You look good.
1159
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,260
They said you was just rollin' around
the neighborhood, man...
1160
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,011
and decided
you want to stop in my kitchen.
1161
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,181
- Yeah, to your kitchen.
- Yeah.
1162
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,724
Looks pretty good,
marble tables--
1163
00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:58,686
- Since we old friends, I need to know...
- Oh, shit.
1164
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,604
How much a place
like this costs.
1165
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,608
Man, you know this ain't really,
like, a real mansion.
1166
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:06,527
- Really?
- Yeah.
1167
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,571
Whatever you paid,
it had to be steep.
1168
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,614
I got some
financial backers, man.
1169
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:13,993
Financial backers?
Maybe like Bank Key Flo.
1170
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,244
Remember that?
1171
00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:19,373
You forgot about
how you left Chicago?
1172
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,792
With a whole lot of money
and a whole lot of drugs...
1173
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,377
that didn't belong to you.
1174
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,213
I'm not even gonna bring up
the shit you stole...
1175
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,048
- besides that, you know.
- What did I take?
1176
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,718
- A space heater.
- I didn't take no damn space heater.
1177
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,803
Ni99a, you took
my space heater, nigga!
1178
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,722
That's right.
1179
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,808
You took my toilet seat
with the dollar bills on it.
1180
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:40,019
- A toilet seat?
- You know what the fuck I'm talking about!
1181
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,770
I don't even like toilet seats!
1182
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,230
That's one thing about me.
1183
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:44,732
Guess what?
1184
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:48,861
You gonna get my money
and my dope back.
1185
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:49,778
Tonight.
1186
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,572
Why are you so angry?
1187
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,407
Nigga, you don't need
to worry about all that.
1188
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,409
- You know what you need to worry about?
- What?
1189
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,078
Is that tonight,
I can kill you for free.
1190
00:49:58,162 --> 00:49:59,830
- For free?
- For free.
1191
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,791
Won't go back to jail.
You'll just be smoked, nigga.
1192
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,585
Off the count.
You know what I'm saying?
1193
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,088
You're gonna give me
all my shit back... tonight.
1194
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,841
How did you get out here,
on Southwest?
1195
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,594
I know you's
a funny nigga and all that...
1196
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,846
but I ain't in the mood
for no jokes right now.
1197
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,391
I know it, and I'm trying to make sure
that me and you don't fall out.
1198
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,101
I'm gonna give you
your money back.
1199
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,187
I got some Mexicans
that's gonna come in town.
1200
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,981
They bringing a hundred
of them things in here.
1201
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:28,359
- I'm their connect.
- Who's your connect, nigga?
1202
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:32,238
I will cut your fucking
goatee off, nigga!
1203
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:32,695
- Please, don't.
- This not a fucking game.
1204
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:35,616
- Please, don't.
- This not a fucking game.
1205
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:38,202
This is real.
This is real, nigga.
1206
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,788
You gonna give me
all of mine tonight.
1207
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,623
And if you don't give me mine...
1208
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:46,669
I'm:a have; to add some; more;
to my flashy track suit.
1209
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:50,047
Yeah, maybe some red
or some brown.
1210
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,092
Whoever let you walk out the house
with that jacket is not your friend.
1211
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,261
Nigga! This ain't the time
for your goddamn--
1212
00:50:56,804 --> 00:51:00,641
I want my money
and my dope, nigga.
1213
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:01,892
Tonight.
1214
00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:06,272
You wrong, man,
'cause you got busted.
1215
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:09,316
When the police came
looking for you, you left...
1216
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,859
and that's
when I took the stuff.
1217
00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,736
The police was gonna
get it anyway.
1218
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,114
- Hey, baby.
- Carl, you lied to me.
1219
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,991
Baby, not right now.
Come on.
1220
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,410
You have this man
in here with a gun...
1221
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,370
about to purge us,
and you're lying?
1222
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,746
No, I didn't, I didn't--
1223
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,376
Look, I can't explain it
to you right now...
1224
00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,169
but I'll explain it
to you later, all right?
1225
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,838
Can't catch a break tonight,
can you, Carl?
1226
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,548
- Daddy, help me!
- I think that's Allie.
1227
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,551
That's my daughter right there, man,
they gonna purge me!
1228
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,512
I'm purging you, nigga!
1229
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,556
- There is no "they."
- Look, man, let me tell you something...
1230
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,349
I don't know who the fuck
you think I am...
1231
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,143
- but I ain't gonna stand for this!
- Shit!
1232
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,440
Bitch-ass.
1233
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,198
Key Flo?
1234
00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,700
Key Flo? Key Flo?
1235
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:04,079
Key Flo, you cool?
Key Flo?
1236
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,549
Bitch, you thought
I was gone?
1237
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,594
Duck, duck, goose,
motherfucker.
1238
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,764
Carl Black,
bring your bitch-ass out here.
1239
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,308
You are light-skinned.
All light-skinned niggas are bitches.
1240
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,730
You can't hide!
1241
00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:35,152
Lady on my chain,
please don't let them--
1242
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,572
Daddy, they purgin' us!
1243
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,616
Daddy“.
1244
00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:45,788
You freakin' republican!
1245
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:48,874
Please!
Please don't hurt me!
1246
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,000
Please!
1247
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:52,628
- Who are you?
- You missed.
1248
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:54,213
- Who are you?
- Bitch.
1249
00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,507
- What do you want?
- Cut it out.
1250
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,928
Dennis Strahan.
1251
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,555
But you might know me
by another name...
1252
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:04,765
Visa.
1253
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,767
- Visa?
- That's right.
1254
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,269
And I'm here for Carl Black.
1255
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:13,023
Your deadbeat dad has multiple
cards under multiple names...
1256
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,485
buying iPads he can't afford.
I see the Louboutin receipts!
1257
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,612
Well, can't he just
take out a loan, or layaway--
1258
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,323
Too late for that.
The bigwigs decided.
1259
00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:23,909
I'm here to take the Black family
off the books.
1260
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:25,285
Tonight!
1261
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,371
- Where is he?
- I don't know!
1262
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,456
- Yes, you do, little girl.
- No, I don't!
1263
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,916
And I'm gonna find him!
1264
00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,876
Your account
is canceled, bitch!
1265
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:36,964
Surprise!
1266
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,466
Shut up!
Don't you call my girl a bitch!
1267
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,302
FUCK you!
1268
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,054
You people are all the same.
1269
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,056
You want
the best brand names...
1270
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,642
but do you want to work for it?
No!
1271
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,395
Well, guess what?
We're the credit card company...
1272
00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:54,565
and we own your ass!
1273
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,571
Get off of her.
1274
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,739
Get off of her!
1275
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:09,413
Is he dead?
1276
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:11,582
I think we killed him.
1277
00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:21,633
Take that, motherfucker!
Yeah!
1278
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,177
Piece of shit!
1279
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:32,686
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1280
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:41,236
Come to papa.
1281
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,947
I'm coming for you,
storm troopers.
1282
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:47,534
Carl, stop playing that.
1283
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,953
They purgin', bro.
1284
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:54,291
Are you okay?
1285
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,251
No!
1286
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:58,504
I thought you said we were safe
in Beverly Hills.
1287
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,714
Your father told me
the same thing, okay?
1288
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,800
Okay.
1289
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,718
Allie, did you hear that?
1290
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,811
- Daddy!
- Fuck! What y'all doing over here?
1291
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,270
You lied to us.
1292
00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:16,939
Look, we're gonna talk
about that later, all right?
1293
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,107
- When?
- Don't start that shit right now.
1294
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:21,151
- I can't stand you.
- Stop it!
1295
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:24,112
Listen, if anything
happens to me...
1296
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,573
- I love y'all.
- Stop that shit right now.
1297
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,200
You can't hide forever!
1298
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:31,119
- Look, they purgin', all right?
- She killed somebody.
1299
00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:33,997
- I did!
- I killed a motherfucker, too!
1300
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,250
Listen, where's Carl's Jr?
1301
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,335
- We don't know, he's hiding.
- Go find him, Carl.
1302
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,587
Oh, man,
that's my only son.
1303
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,048
- Please get us out of here.
- Isn't this more fun than our anniversary?
1304
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,884
- We've gotta go find Carl.
- Let's go. Come on.
1305
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,929
- Carl, be careful.
- Come out to play, Webster.
1306
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,182
- I ain't fuckin' scared.- What you ta/kinflabouz', Willis?
1307
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:55,853
- I'm scared.
- I'm the man of the fuckin' house.
1308
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,437
If the tall one looks like
O.J., I'm gettin' him!
1309
00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,439
I don't wanna die.
1310
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,525
- I love you.
- Don't hold my fuckin' arm so tight.
1311
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,360
I'm sorry!
1312
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:10,868
- Carl.
- Go kill it.
1313
00:56:10,951 --> 00:56:13,120
Okay, come on, come on.
1314
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:16,206
I'ma blow that do-rag
right off 50 Cent.
1315
00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,462
Slow down, Carl.
1316
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,798
See anything?
1317
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,808
- What's wrong, son?
- Come here, Carl.
1318
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,436
Carl's Jr, come here.
1319
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,229
Boy, get your ass over here.
1320
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:42,900
Goddamn!
1321
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:49,406
What the fuck?
1322
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:53,118
Tonight is the Purge,
Carl Black.
1323
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:55,954
Wait, where--
Where I know you from?
1324
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:57,915
Carl Black, you know me.
1325
00:56:57,998 --> 00:56:59,416
You better let my son go!
1326
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,084
Not tonight, Carl.
1327
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:04,755
Not tonight.
You have to pay your debt tonight.
1328
00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,513
- Where do I know you from?
- Got a real short memory, Carl.
1329
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:15,515
- Where do I know you from?
- Shit.
1330
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,267
I'm James Clown...
1331
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:20,103
from Clowny Bouncing House
and Party Rentals.
1332
00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,439
- You know me.
- Oh, yeah, I remember you.
1333
00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:24,024
You were
at my 10th birthday party.
1334
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,859
- That was a really good one, right?
- Yeah!
1335
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,320
I really enjoyed that one, too.
They don't give parties like that anymore.
1336
00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,863
But still!
1337
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,198
Nigga, you talkin' about
the jumpy houses?
1338
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,201
Yeah, I'm talkin' about the jumpy houses
that you rented and never paid me...
1339
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,619
and had me there all day.
1340
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,955
- I think I do remember this.
- Yes, you remember me...
1341
00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:40,207
and tonight you gonna pay
with your narrow ass.
1342
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,377
You got the bouncy house,
1343
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,711
you got the card trick.
1344
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:47,965
You got the Platinum
Party Package deal.
1345
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,425
Yes, you got it all,
and you never paid.
1346
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,636
I got the Platinum
Party Package Deal?
1347
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,138
You know you got it,
Carl Black...
1348
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,723
and then you gave me
this fake number...
1349
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,142
to call you for an invoice,
and there was nothing.
1350
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:02,479
Let me tell you something,
James Clown from the jumpies.
1351
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,399
I don't give a fuck
where you from.
1352
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,401
That's my motherfucking son...
1353
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,111
and I'd die for his ass.
1354
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:11,321
- Really?
- Really.
1355
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:12,739
Leg shot!
1356
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,996
- I got fired because of you.
- No, no you didn't.
1357
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,414
You should have had
the damn party...
1358
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,416
on the first or the 15th
of the month, that's what.
1359
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,794
Goddamn rotten little kids of yours.
They threw pies at me.
1360
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:28,088
I don't know where they get
those goddamn pies.
1361
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,091
- Yeah, they ain't worth a damn.
- I never seen a pit bull with a perm.
1362
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:33,593
Your mother's so ugly,
when she turns around...
1363
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,263
she make Right Guard make a left,
and make Secret a rumor, motherfucker.
1364
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:39,433
Hey, man, your breath
smell like adult toys.
1365
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,767
Motherfucker!
1366
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,274
I want my money!
1367
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,027
Give me my money now,
Carl Black.
1368
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,824
Take your motherfucking hands off
my motherfucking cousin, clown.
1369
00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:57,534
Don't make me
make you my bitch, nigga.
1370
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,661
You better recognize and realize.
Better not touch my dog.
1371
00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,329
Turn around right now
and tell him you sorry...
1372
00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,748
or I'll beat
your motherfucking ass.
1373
00:59:02,831 --> 00:59:05,625
I ain't scared to go back to jail, nigga.
I already did two years, nigga.
1374
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:09,129
I know my number by heart.
643586 something, nigga.
1375
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,964
- Tell him them numbers.
- Fuck's wrong with you?
1376
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,591
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Leg shot.
1377
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,552
I ain't even feel it.
I ain't even feel it.
1378
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:21,391
Give me my money,
you dumb son of a bitch.
1379
00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:23,852
You still got pieces
of ear in your teeth.
1380
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,688
You're a low-down,
sucker, fucker, fake...
1381
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,030
I'm gonna drill
your big-ass head.
1382
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:37,657
No one messes
with Cronut's family!
1383
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,409
You hear me?
1384
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,500
Oh, my God,
you killed him!
1385
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,502
- He's dead.
- Oh, my gosh!
1386
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,880
- Oh, man.
- Shit. They gonna take me back to jail.
1387
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,341
- I killed him.
- You done killed Venus Williams.
1388
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,384
They gonna take me
back to jail, Carl!
1389
00:59:57,469 --> 01:00:00,347
- Shit.
- Cronut!
1390
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,849
We gotta get out of this house.
Come on.
1391
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,601
TOId you!
1392
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:07,771
Who can I snitch
on this time?
1393
01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:14,653
Oh, shit!
1394
01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:19,366
Carl Black?
1395
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,201
Where you at?
1396
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,577
Where's the keys
to the car?
1397
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:23,995
They're right there
on that table.
1398
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,623
Got get 'em.
1399
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,834
Come on, Carl, man.
I just killed somebody, man.
1400
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,210
I'm tired, man.
1401
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:31,711
All that shit
you was talking?
1402
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,256
Carl Black?
Are you dead, motherfucker?
1403
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:36,633
Let me protect them.
I'll protect them.
1404
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:40,178
- You go and get 'em.
- Yeah! Somebody gonna get purged tonight!
1405
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:43,265
I got them. I got them.
You go get him.
1406
01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:46,643
Be careful, Daddy.
Be careful.
1407
01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:52,566
You stole that money and ran off
to California like I couldn't find you!
1408
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,861
You took Key Flo's money,
and I need it back.
1409
01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:59,990
I need that money back--
1410
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,704
I know you was wondering
who was coming down that chimney.
1411
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,623
It ain't Santa Claus, bitch.
1412
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,792
Ho, ho, merry Christmas.
1413
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:12,752
I'm about to give you
peace on Earth...
1414
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:15,672
'cause I got the pieces
right here, motherfucker.
1415
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:18,133
I came down your chimney,
I had to hold my breath.
1416
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,927
All the way down, and do you know
how long I had to hold my stomach in...
1417
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,805
to get through
that motherfucker?
1418
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,766
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
1419
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,604
I'm 'bout to shoot off
Carl Black's dick
1420
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,564
Where you at, bitch?
1421
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:34,983
- Where you at?
- I don't even know you, man.
1422
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,194
I see you, motherfucker.
1423
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:42,824
Remember me?
I'm your parole officer, bitch...
1424
01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:44,951
and I'm your P.O...
1425
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,621
who is pissed the fuck off.
1426
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,206
FUCK you!
1427
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,958
- Y'all run!
- You stole from Key Flo.
1428
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:58,006
Your mama
snitched on you.
1429
01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,799
It's easy to get something
out of your mama...
1430
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:03,094
when I gave her some Hennessey
and some of this dick!
1431
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,805
If I throw a cheeseburger
on the ground...
1432
01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:08,099
you've got to make
a decision, big boy!
1433
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,437
I got the keys,
fat motherfucker.
1434
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,190
Fuck you callin' me fat?
1435
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:19,110
Yeah, I was just playing
with you, Carl Black.
1436
01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:22,822
Thinking about sending your punk ass
to jail, make you somebody's bitch.
1437
01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:24,616
You my bitch!
1438
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:27,327
Now I got these
infrared beams out, pimp...
1439
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,621
and they never miss.
1440
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,916
Hey, Carl Black,
consider your ass...
1441
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,834
purged!
1442
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,306
I thought he shot me.
1443
01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:59,359
Shit.
It's a fuckin' cardboard box.
1444
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,695
What the fuck?
1445
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,741
God is good.
1446
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,041
Precious is dead down here!
1447
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,252
We killed Shamu!
1448
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,254
Carl Black,
you punk bitch...
1449
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,298
I told you I'd be back.
1450
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,969
Nigga, where are you?
I will fuck your wife.
1451
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,312
Daddy!
1452
01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,815
- Carl!
- Take that thing off.
1453
01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,483
They tried
to kill me downstairs.
1454
01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,777
- They're trying to kill all of us, man.
- For real.
1455
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:44,529
Why'd you leave him
down there alone?
1456
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:46,614
Somebody had to be there to protect y'all.
I'd die for y'all.
1457
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:48,867
I'm here for you,
and you!
1458
01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,535
Okay, okay,
listen, listen.
1459
01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:52,579
We got to get downstairs
and we got to get in that truck...
1460
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,247
and get the fuck
out of here, all right?
1461
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,957
- Now.
- Let's go, man, you right.
1462
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,543
- Yeah, let's do it.
- I need my weed and I need my money.
1463
01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:01,755
I promise I'ma give you everything
as soon as we get out of here.
1464
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,424
You better.
Junior, come out from up under there.
1465
01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:05,925
- Come on, baby.
- Junior!
1466
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:13,892
I'm not the one you want!
You want Carl Black!
1467
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:20,273
Saw someone run
down the hall.
1468
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,776
Cronut, Cronut, Cronut!
1469
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,569
- Damn!
- Cronut, God damn.
1470
01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,988
Are we just gonna
leave him in there?
1471
01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,491
They got him.
That mean they got my damn money.
1472
01:04:29,574 --> 01:04:31,743
Cronut's going
to little man heaven.
1473
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,286
Daddy, now is not the time.
1474
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,455
They took his do-rag off.
You know he balded.
1475
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:36,873
Oh, no.
1476
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:39,417
Feels like
we in a goddamn horror movie.
1477
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:41,961
- Okay, now, what's the rules?
- What are the rules?
1478
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:43,963
- What rules?
- The scary movie rules.
1479
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,757
Yeah, horror movie rules.
1480
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,051
We gotta do the shit
that white people don't do.
1481
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,886
- Survive?
- No.
1482
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,846
Let's get out of here quicker
than a cat can lick its ass.
1483
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:54,808
Carl Black?
1484
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,519
I came to purge you.
Come on, you bitch-ass nigga!
1485
01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:59,813
I'm going
to blow-dart your ass.
1486
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,691
Scary movie, scary movie.
Texas Chainsaw...
1487
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,947
- Friday the 13th...
- Gonna get you, suckers.
1488
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,658
- No...
- Carl's Jr., you're not helping.
1489
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,826
I'm trying.
1490
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:17,372
Okay, Halloween,
Laurie Strode...
1491
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,541
Jamie Lee Curtis,
in her breakout role.
1492
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:20,749
- Escapes from Michael Myers.
- What does she do?
1493
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,335
- Escapes from Michael Myers.
- What does she do?
1494
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,796
She stabs him in the eye
and pushes him out the window.
1495
01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:27,048
Come on out,
Sofia Vergara.
1496
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,968
Of course, he's not dead.
He comes back again and again and again,
1497
01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:32,637
becoming an undead
killing machine.
1498
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,973
So, basically, what I'm saying
is, we're going to die.
1499
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:38,560
- We're all going to die.
- You gonna die! If you keep talking!
1500
01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:40,395
- Just talking about scary--
- Shut up! Who got a belt?
1501
01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,855
Okay, okay!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1502
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,065
I'll tear your ass up
in the middle of this purge.
1503
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:46,443
- Can '2' run from us now!
- Quit trying to help!
1504
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,820
Smells like black chicken.
1505
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,655
I'm gonna go get
the black one!
1506
01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:53,658
- Told you.
- You can '2' hide forever!
1507
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,290
Carl's Jr!
1508
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,750
Carl!
1509
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,836
I'm just gonna go
get him, okay?
1510
01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,254
All right.
1511
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,881
Look, this is my fault.
1512
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,133
When I came with all them scams
and all that different stuff.
1513
01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:12,510
I was just trying to give my family
a better life, okay?
1514
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:15,722
- I know.
- And now people getting killed and shit.
1515
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:19,976
- Damn.
- Come out, come out wherever you are!
1516
01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:22,604
I hope you forgive me.
1517
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,191
I forgive you for it.
1518
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:27,734
I love you.
1519
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,611
You lied, Mr. Black...
1520
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:32,947
- so I'm here to purge you, Carl.
- Go, go, go, go.
1521
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,867
Carl, careful.
1522
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,161
If you want me,
come and get me.
1523
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:40,622
Carl, you lied to me
on your application!
1524
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:43,249
Nobody has a credit score
of 45,000!
1525
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:48,755
Carl, your family and you
don't belong here.
1526
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:51,549
I invited some of your friends
from Chicago.
1527
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,468
Turns out
you owe everyone money.
1528
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:56,554
- Why you doing this to me?
- You were born.
1529
01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:59,766
We don't want you
in this neighborhood, Willis.
1530
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:03,311
Next thing you know,
try to buy my son some Air Jordans...
1531
01:07:03,394 --> 01:07:04,729
they're gone.
1532
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,398
Now my son's gotta wear
New Balance.
1533
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,442
Then your kids...
1534
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:13,571
are gonna wanna have sex
with my kids...
1535
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,823
and we got
a bunch of kids...
1536
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:18,159
Paula Pattons
running around the neighborhood.
1537
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,911
Man, fuck Nick Cannon!
1538
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,913
What's Nick Cannon got to do
with this shit?
1539
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,249
I don't know!
I'm rambling.
1540
01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:30,838
I have never been inside
this home.
1541
01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:34,133
The crown molding
is amazing.
1542
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:36,302
This would be
a great house to live in.
1543
01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:40,098
Or a great house
to die in!
1544
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:42,016
Tell you what, Carl.
1545
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,852
Consider this home
a swamp...
1546
01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:47,188
and I'm the alligator.
1547
01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:49,524
Chomp, chomp.
1548
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:52,569
About to bite that ass.
1549
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,159
Han Solo's dead.
1550
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,161
Spoiler alert.
1551
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:08,543
The little one,
he escaped!
1552
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,670
We have to find him now...
1553
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,422
that little Kevin Hart.
1554
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:23,725
Weird, cap-looking bitch.
1555
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:24,725
One down, five to go.
1556
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:25,810
One down, five to go.
1557
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,985
Carl's Jr?
1558
01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:39,616
Carl's Jr.
1559
01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,328
Carl's Jr.
1560
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:47,749
- Damn it.
- Okay.
1561
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:50,627
Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
1562
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,182
Allie, stop crying, okay?
1563
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:05,725
Nobody's gonna kill us, okay?
1564
01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,685
We are not gonna
get purged in here.
1565
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,270
We are the Blacks,
do you understand?
1566
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:11,564
- Who are we?
- We're the Blacks.
1567
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,274
- Okay.
- Is this 911?
1568
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:14,567
No, 211.
1569
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,235
Yes, my name...
1570
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:21,574
My name
is Carl Lawrence Black.
1571
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:23,201
Stop breathing
so hard, motherfucker.
1572
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,619
I'm not selling ass.
1573
01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,038
We have to go
into the shower...
1574
01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:28,498
...together.
1575
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,834
I don't wanna be gay.
1576
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,378
Not like that.
1577
01:09:35,046 --> 01:09:37,590
- You go first.
- You go first.
1578
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:40,009
- He's your brother.
- This is your house.
1579
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,094
Fine.
1580
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:44,263
I need you to send some help
over here right now...
1581
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,933
'cause if you don't,
I'ma kill myself!
1582
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,017
Well, nigga, go ahead!
1583
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,519
Kill yourself.
I don't give a fuck.
1584
01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,896
Allie, look at me.
We can do this, okay?
1585
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,482
We're not gonna die here,
all right?
1586
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:57,610
- You really do love us, Lorena.
- Of course I do.
1587
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,737
What do you think I'm doing
all this crazy shit for?
1588
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:01,656
- I thought you was a ho.
- God.
1589
01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:03,324
All right.
1590
01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:05,576
Allie.
1591
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:08,496
All right, one,
point the light that way...
1592
01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:09,789
- Okay.
- and let's go.
1593
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,499
Okay.
1594
01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:14,585
Okay.
1595
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:15,837
All right, let's go.
1596
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,755
Man, I'm a black man
in Beverly Hills.
1597
01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,674
- I got a 310 number.
- Nigga, you don't move your black ass...
1598
01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:22,343
out them white people's house.
They're gonna fuck you up, man!
1599
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:24,095
Get out, nigga!
1600
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,388
Hello?
1601
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,474
Hello!
1602
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:29,726
Hello?
1603
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:03,509
Hey!
1604
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,052
- Hey!
- Shit.
1605
01:11:05,136 --> 01:11:07,513
I'm gonna purge
your ass tonight, yeah.
1606
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,515
Gonna purge
your ass tonight.
1607
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,225
Gonna purge your--
1608
01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:17,231
What y'all bitches doing
in my mansion on purge night?
1609
01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:20,735
- Your mansion?
- Did I stutter?
1610
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,028
My mansion!
1611
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,990
If you're here, okay,
to purge my husband Carl...
1612
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,533
Your husband?
1613
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,827
Carl, your husband?
1614
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:32,371
Baby, I could write a book...
1615
01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:33,664
on the shit
you don't know.
1616
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,292
- Allie, who is this?
- I don't know.
1617
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,796
Talk to Shoranda.
I'm listening.
1618
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,423
We don't know
who you are, bitch.
1619
01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:45,593
- Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck are you?
1620
01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:48,846
- Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck are you?
1621
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:51,182
- Shut the fuck up!
- She has a cleaver!
1622
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,935
I will chop them
fucking brains out, bitch.
1623
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:56,521
Okay, okay, okay,
wait, wait, wait.
1624
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,731
Miss, what do you want?
1625
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:01,025
I came to get
my husband back...
1626
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,735
Carl Black.
1627
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,445
- Your husband?
- Yes.
1628
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,365
My husband
that you stole from me.
1629
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,534
He belongs to Shoranda.
1630
01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:11,786
Shoranda Black, bitch.
1631
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,704
Oh, my God,
I do remember her.
1632
01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:16,457
- From where?
- She gave my daddy a ride...
1633
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:19,085
and he got
a restraining order against her.
1634
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,087
And I made that fool a pie.
1635
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,463
He doesn't like pie.
1636
01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:25,424
He loves this pie, boo.
1637
01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,468
- Hey!
- She's a stalker.
1638
01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:28,970
Don't play with me.
1639
01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:31,556
I will slit
your fucking throat.
1640
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:33,391
Hey!
1641
01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,560
Let's purge, bitch.
1642
01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:38,855
Lorena!
1643
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,607
Stop it!
1644
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,943
Girl, he's not your man.
1645
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,112
He's a liar,
but he's my liar.
1646
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,365
He's my liar, too, bitch!
1647
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:55,121
- Big Shoranda.
- Slam it over her head.
1648
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,915
Fuck it--
1649
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,584
You done hit me
on my goddamn back!
1650
01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,836
Carl's Jr!
Oh, my gosh.
1651
01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:03,588
You did it.
You did it!
1652
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:07,133
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I was hiding over there, Mom.
1653
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:09,343
- You called me mom.
- Yeah, is that okay?
1654
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,928
Yes.
1655
01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:13,431
- Oh, my God. Allie, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
1656
01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:15,600
- Thank you, Lorena.
- You're welcome.
1657
01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,977
All right, listen, guys.
1658
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,604
We have to go out there...
1659
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,856
Why are you taking
your shirt off?
1660
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:23,649
...and get your dad, okay?
1661
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:26,652
- No more hiding, Junior, okay?
- Okay, okay.
1662
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,362
All right,
let's stick together, okay?
1663
01:13:28,446 --> 01:13:29,530
_ Okay"
_ Okay"
1664
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,365
- Let's go.
- You did it, Blacula.
1665
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:33,659
- Crazy bitch.
- Hey!
1666
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,036
We gotta get out
of this house.
1667
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,746
We gotta get out of here!
1668
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,375
Carl, come on, man.
Come out!
1669
01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:44,170
In another neighborhood,
we could've been friends.
1670
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,339
I saw Django.
1671
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,842
I was glad Jamie Foxx
killed all those people.
1672
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,678
I would've never
put your wife in a box...
1673
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,180
in the backyard.
1674
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,390
That was bullshit.
1675
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:57,808
Fuckers.
1676
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,024
- White power.
- White power.
1677
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:08,527
You motherfuckers think
you can come here on Purge night?
1678
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:11,697
Welcome to the Beverly Hills
Ku Klux Klan, motherfuckers.
1679
01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:14,116
Amen!
1680
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,035
You think you can come
into my neighborhood...
1681
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,328
straight out of Compton...
1682
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:19,330
waving your hands
in the motherfucking air...
1683
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,873
like you just don't care...
1684
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,291
This look like
the Oscars.
1685
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,960
Oh, my God.
1686
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,586
- You guys are about to die!
- Please, white nigga.
1687
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,088
- Please take me with you, please.
- No.
1688
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:29,757
- I want the same outfit.
- I got a chair right here...
1689
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,676
waiting for your friend,
Mr. Carl Black.
1690
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:33,594
Yeah, motherfucker.
1691
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:34,971
I'm in the Klan, too.
1692
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:37,056
White nigga, listen to me.
I'm on your side.
1693
01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,392
I will take one of them sheets
right now and work with you...
1694
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,601
and kill
these niggas together.
1695
01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:42,103
Please don't kill us both.
Just kill him.
1696
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:43,562
He's the reason
why we're even in America.
1697
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:45,272
- White power.
- We wouldn't have been on that boat...
1698
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,607
- if it wasn't for him.
- Shut the fuck up.
1699
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:48,359
- White power.
- How do you think they got here?
1700
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:50,194
My great-grandfather
sold these niggas to y'all.
1701
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,445
- White power.
- They also brought Ebola.
1702
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,948
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you, you "10 cents a day."
1703
01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:55,825
- You guys are confusing me!
- Fuck you!
1704
01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:59,036
- White power!
- Where the fuck is Larry?
1705
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,788
- Please.
- White power.
1706
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,581
- Larry, where the fuck have you been?
- White power.
1707
01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:04,375
Tom, this is a black!
1708
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,043
- What the hell?
- Yeah!
1709
01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:07,920
- White power.
- I am black.
1710
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,714
Carl Black.
1711
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:12,466
Take that now.
Yeah. Yeah!
1712
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,093
Get on the ground
with that.
1713
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:15,177
- White power!
- White power!
1714
01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:17,638
You want some
of this shit, too?
1715
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,265
Oh, damn!
1716
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,767
- What the fuck is this?
- White power.
1717
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,603
- Looks like an M&M.
- Big, black nigga dicks...
1718
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:25,771
and big, black balls.
1719
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:29,358
- Hey!
- Big, wide, juicy white pussy.
1720
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,609
- Damn!
- What the fuck?
1721
01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,111
- God damn it.
- What the fuck...?
1722
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,654
Come on,
let's get out of here.
1723
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:40,702
- You see anything?
- Let's get' out' of here!
1724
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:41,954
- You see anything?
- Let's get' out' of here!
1725
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,498
- All right, guys.
- Are we gonna die?
1726
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:46,792
No, baby.
We're just gonna go find your father.
1727
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,627
We have to go downstairs,
though, okay?
1728
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,296
I wanna go home.
1729
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,799
- Allie, I know, baby.
- Where are we going?
1730
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,801
We have to go downstairs
and find your father.
1731
01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:57,762
- Downstairs?
- We can't go downstairs!
1732
01:15:57,845 --> 01:15:59,346
Guys, we have to.
Come on, come on.
1733
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,806
Let's go, fast.
1734
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,391
Come on.
1735
01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,145
Carl!
1736
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,646
Okay, come on.
1737
01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:10,858
Carl!
1738
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,652
- Oh, my God.
- Hey!
1739
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:15,696
I never thought I'd say this,
but I missed y'all.
1740
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:18,282
- You're still alive, Cronut.
- Yeah, I'm here.
1741
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:20,159
Listen, is everybody
all right?
1742
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:22,036
Yeah, I helped Lorena
kick some ass.
1743
01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:25,706
I'm proud of you, man.
Listen, we gotta get out to that garage...
1744
01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:28,167
and get in that car and get
the fuck away from here.
1745
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,419
- I'm ready.
- Okay. Cronut, calm down.
1746
01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:32,129
Slowly.
1747
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:34,256
- Carl?
- There's people all over the place.
1748
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:37,802
I didn '2' know
you were black.
1749
01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:39,720
I should've known
when you gave me the deposit...
1750
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,931
in a Crown Royal bag.
1751
01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:44,183
Come on, let's just talk.
1752
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,018
This house is too big.
1753
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:49,188
You guys are acting like you're
the Jackson 5 or something.
1754
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:53,901
- You got the keys?
- Yeah, I got 'em.
1755
01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:55,611
Cool, player.
1756
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,073
Hey, man, if I die...
1757
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,449
I'ma just give you
all my money.
1758
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,868
- It's all in the will for you.
- You ain't got no fucking money.
1759
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,245
The fuck?
1760
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:06,413
What was that?
1761
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:08,165
What?
What, you hear something?
1762
01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,042
I think
that's the "xactlies."
1763
01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:11,919
What's the "xactlies"?
1764
01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:14,421
Your breath smells
exactly like your ass.
1765
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,548
Carl.
1766
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,883
Stop blowing on my neck.
1767
01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,009
Stop.
1768
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:22,513
Go, go.
1769
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,697
Come on.
Come on, come on.
1770
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,448
Come on.
Get in the truck.
1771
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,330
Oh, shit.
1772
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:51,375
- Put your seatbelts on.
- Put your seatbelt on.
1773
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,334
Let's go.
1774
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:54,295
- Drive, drive, drive.
- Put your seatbelt on.
1775
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:55,504
What the...?
1776
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,926
Hey, hey!
Be quiet!
1777
01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,221
Hey, hey!
1778
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,848
You leave the keys
in the car...
1779
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,141
and get your ass out.
1780
01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:08,934
Man, get your ass
out of my car!
1781
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,353
Ain't no goddamn way.
They're purging like crazy out there.
1782
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,981
I've just seen a dog on its hind legs
walking a human!
1783
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,483
Listen, I can't believe I got
a crackhead in our car...
1784
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,319
- from Beverly Hills.
- A crackhead? Look at me.
1785
01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,070
Do I look dressed
like a crackhead to you?
1786
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:21,197
I'm the damn repo man!
1787
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,489
The repo man?
1788
01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:24,325
- Yeah, I--
- You just keep lying.
1789
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:25,576
Don't nobody get no car...
1790
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:28,287
from Big Little Jimmy's
Auto Shop and not pay!
1791
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:30,331
- Get your ass back.
- Your eyes is amazing.
1792
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:32,458
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop complimenting me!
1793
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,667
He looks real cute
in the face.
1794
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,669
Hey!
1795
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:37,671
- Don't look at me.
- I can't see. I'm blind.
1796
01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:39,298
Had you paid
your damn payments...
1797
01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:41,050
then maybe I wouldn't be here
right now on Purge night!
1798
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,678
- Get your ass out of here.
- I'ma make my payments, man.
1799
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,138
No, no, no.
You're not gonna make 'em.
1800
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,474
Everybody's gonna pay
with a gun in their face.
1801
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:50,935
When I'm like this,
everybody's paying.
1802
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,145
Can I just give you
a money order?
1803
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,356
On Purge night?
Get out the car!
1804
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,649
I done told you
four times.
1805
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:57,733
- Get out!
- Okay, okay.
1806
01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:00,152
All that shit!
Get out!
1807
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,695
- Get your ass out of here.
- All right, all right!
1808
01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,822
Call me.
1809
01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:06,158
You could've refinanced, man.
1810
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,953
Listen, man,
I'm a great devoted dad.
1811
01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:12,122
- I see that.- And I g0! this house out here...
1812
01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:14,875
because I wanted to give
a better life for my family.
1813
01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:16,710
- I know, man.
- But I'm black...
1814
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,296
and I won't even let the boogeyman
run me out of my shit.
1815
01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:20,506
Okay?
1816
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,216
H's a purge going on...
1817
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,051
and we don't need this.
1818
01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:25,302
We're trying
to stick together.
1819
01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:27,221
Why come you can't come
with us, man?
1820
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,931
You look like
Vanessa Williams, bro.
1821
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,808
I know, man.
I sat in this motherfucking car...
1822
01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:32,559
and I've been thinking like,
"Why am I not a the house?
1823
01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:35,062
- Why am I not in a house?"
- You're a nice guy, man.
1824
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,189
I started doing all the math,
and I thought about it.
1825
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:41,110
It's 'cause motherfuckers
like you don't pay shit.
1826
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,736
Therefore, I can't buy
no house like this.
1827
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,196
I gotta always chase
a motherfucker down...
1828
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,948
and tonight,
on Purge night of all nights...
1829
01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:47,408
they give me the slip?
1830
01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:48,993
Me?
All the white motherfuckers...
1831
01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:50,744
that work there,
and they gave it to the mixed nigga?
1832
01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:53,539
Why? 'Cause they thought
I might almost kill your ass.
1833
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:54,707
But tonight,
I'll do it, motherfucker.
1834
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,334
I got a couple hours left, and I will
shoot you in your motherfucking face.
1835
01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:58,836
They killed
my grandparents tonight, man.
1836
01:19:58,919 --> 01:20:02,214
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons.
1837
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,133
They made them kill each other
with plastic spoons!
1838
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:06,176
- Get out.
- All right.
1839
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,220
Get out slowly.
1840
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,472
-L'ma pay with your ass in a minute.
- Can I get out this way?
1841
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:11,890
Hell no, you know you
can't get out this way.
1842
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,142
Slick-ass niggas.
1843
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,518
Damn, man.
1844
01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:16,353
Got me out here
on Purge night.
1845
01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:18,897
Telling me all you got
with your family problems.
1846
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,441
I got family
problems, too!
1847
01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:21,775
This is impolite
as hell, too.
1848
01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:23,527
You knew goddamn well
I'm gonna this car.
1849
01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:24,611
I'll shoot little Dracula.
1850
01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,114
- No, don't do it!
- Shoot little Dracula, hell yeah!
1851
01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:29,283
No one dance
to this shit.
1852
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,577
Pay your bills,
I wouldn't be here, man!
1853
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:31,868
God damn it,
don't you try nothing.
1854
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,454
God damn it,
don't you try nothing.
1855
01:20:33,537 --> 01:20:35,289
I hate to do this
to you, man.
1856
01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:37,124
Looked like you were capable
of paying them notes.
1857
01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:38,917
Looked like you could've did
if you believed in yourself.
1858
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:42,046
Could still see your ass in the rearview.
Don't try no slick shit.
1859
01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:44,798
'Cause don't you try shit.
1860
01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:46,216
Don't you try shit.
1861
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,885
Don't you try shit.
1862
01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:49,470
Don't you try shit.
1863
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:52,181
Don't you try shit.
1864
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,369
What's that noise?
1865
01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:24,171
Shit, I got balls.
1866
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:25,506
I got balls, homie!
1867
01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,008
I got balls, homie.
1868
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,595
Yeah,boom!
Yeah.
1869
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,472
Just like Paris Hilton
did back in the day.
1870
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,682
Turn it, turn it.
1871
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,518
I know the dance move.
I know the dance move.
1872
01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,144
I know the dance move.
I know the dance--
1873
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:41,021
Oh, but turn it around.
Look out.
1874
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:43,482
Get ready!
Do-rag!
1875
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,359
- Gonna kill you first.
- Get back, get back!
1876
01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,778
I told you I'd get you
sooner or later, Carl.
1877
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,864
- Any last words?
- Yeah, why does your voice keep changing?
1878
01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:52,449
I'm just working
on different shit.
1879
01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:56,078
Jim! Mary!
1880
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,371
- Hey, Larry.
- Larry.
1881
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,623
- What are you guys doing here?
- Happy Purge.
1882
01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,875
Yeah, you guys brought
the guns and the vests...
1883
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,794
and the bullets,
the shot--
1884
01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,295
That's a good look
on you, Mary.
1885
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:06,797
Just don't give me
them bedroom eyes...
1886
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,841
or I'm gonna have
to purge Jim.
1887
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,135
I'm just fucking with you.
Hey, that thing got a laser on it?
1888
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:14,346
Yeah! Mary got this online for me
at the pre-Purge sale.
1889
01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:16,598
- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.
1890
01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:23,105
Larry, here's the thing.
You're the worst president...
1891
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,482
this Home Owner's
Association's ever had.
1892
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:27,526
It was you who filled out
that application...
1893
01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:29,236
- and accepted it, right?
- What?
1894
01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:31,321
I didn't know
they were a black family.
1895
01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:33,198
How can you not know that?
1896
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,659
Did you see their car?
Did you see their rims?
1897
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,578
I was doing the paperwork.
I looked down, I just saw "Blacks"
1898
01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:39,413
Thought it was,
like Jack Black.
1899
01:22:39,496 --> 01:22:41,415
We're gonna have to go back
to a two-term limit.
1900
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:44,042
- Larry, it's disappointing, man.
- Absolutely.
1901
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:46,044
You guys are so sensitive.
1902
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,630
Tell you what.
I'ma cut Carl up.
1903
01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:50,799
- You guys get the rest of the family.
- Carl, no!
1904
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,009
- We can do that.
- Yeah.
1905
01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:54,553
Let's purge.
We're gonna do a black family...
1906
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:56,847
whose name's Black.
It's twofer.
1907
01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,853
- Hey, Carl.
- No, no. Come on, come on.
1908
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,775
Shot me in the back!
1909
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,069
I'm gonna need
a wine cooler and you.
1910
01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:12,237
I thought we were friends.
1911
01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:15,616
Jim and Mary,
thank you so much.
1912
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:17,034
Thank you.
1913
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:19,244
- You're welcome.
- Hello, Blacks.
1914
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,121
- Hey!
- Just got one more thing for you.
1915
01:23:21,205 --> 01:23:22,581
- What?
- What?
1916
01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:24,249
As the...
1917
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,044
I guess I'm the new president
of the Home Owner's Association.
1918
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:30,380
Let me just say you have no business
in this neighborhood.
1919
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,133
- Excuse me?
- Once a hood rat...
1920
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,718
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1921
01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:36,261
...always a hood rat.
1922
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,222
You're the guys that brought us
a gift basket.
1923
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,598
Yeah, we did.
1924
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:41,266
We give them
to everybody.
1925
01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:43,936
I told you they don't like black folks
in this neighborhood, man.
1926
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:47,272
And now we're gonna serve you up
your eviction notice, brother.
1927
01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:50,150
Damn!
1928
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,611
They are killing
like shit around here!
1929
01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:57,616
Jorge...
1930
01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:01,245
neighborhood watch,
saves the day.
1931
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,580
- Not again. Come on.
- No, it's Jorge.
1932
01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:05,290
Baby, look, I told you
my people are good.
1933
01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,668
Gracias, Jorge. Gracias.
Besito, mi amor.
1934
01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:09,962
Well, I couldn't let them
have all the fun.
1935
01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:12,297
Oh, God!
1936
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,174
- Dang it!
- Hold up, man. It's 7:01.
1937
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:15,842
- The Purge is over.
- Yeah, the Purge is over.
1938
01:24:15,926 --> 01:24:17,511
I don't give a shit
what time it is.
1939
01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:20,138
For me,
there's only one time.
1940
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:23,725
- Oh, man! Just...
- And it's time to take out the Blacks.
1941
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,185
Okay, now, listen, man...
1942
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:26,728
enough is enough.
1943
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,981
- You're gonna kill us?
- Fuck it.
1944
01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,566
Let me pray
with my family.
1945
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:32,859
Do what you gotta
do...
1946
01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:35,529
and when you're down there,
take care of me.
1947
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:37,197
I'll wait.
1948
01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:38,782
Come on.
1949
01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,325
Let me pray
with my family.
1950
01:24:40,409 --> 01:24:41,660
Everybody get over here.
1951
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,328
Dear heavenly Father...
1952
01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:55,090
Motherfucker!
1953
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,469
Oh, shit!
1954
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,683
Stay back,
stay back, stay back.
1955
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,852
He might not be dead.
1956
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,145
- No, he dead.
- He's dead?
1957
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:09,271
He's gone.
1958
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:13,025
You did it!
1959
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:15,068
- Daddy.
- Babe.
1960
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,279
My family,
I love y'all.
1961
01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:20,073
I know I done made a whole lot
of mistakes in my life...
1962
01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:22,701
but if there's one thing
we learned today...
1963
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,411
it's that we all
love each other...
1964
01:25:24,494 --> 01:25:26,079
and we stick
with each other, okay?
1965
01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:29,082
And, Allie,
I'm proud of you.
1966
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:32,169
But I want you to leave guys
like Mr. Freezee alone.
1967
01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:34,212
You're a real woman.
You need something better than that.
1968
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:35,922
- All right, Dad.
- Junior...
1969
01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:38,800
you can be anything
you want in life.
1970
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:41,595
- Just don't be like your daddy.
- Thanks, Dad.
1971
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:43,972
And, baby, I love you.
1972
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,432
I love you, baby.
Thank you.
1973
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:46,558
- I'm over here.
- Cronut.
1974
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,061
- What's up, boy?
- I need my money from you, man.
1975
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:49,935
I got you.
I'm gonna go get it right now.
1976
01:25:49,936 --> 01:25:50,270
I got you.
I'm gonna go get it right now.
1977
01:25:50,354 --> 01:25:52,439
But you ain't got
nothing positive about me?
1978
01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:56,109
I like how you blew
Sinbad up in that damn.
1979
01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:58,403
I told you, man, it's gonna work.
You gotta put more trust in your boy.
1980
01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:00,530
I just ain't get the settlement,
but you're good.
1981
01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,783
- You got your bread.
- Yeah, well, go get it.
1982
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:05,035
I'm gonna get--
All right, I got it.
1983
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,037
Don't purge yOur DOY-
1984
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,205
Yeah, man, I'm--
1985
01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:10,123
You know, Daddy made
a whole lot of mistakes...
1986
01:26:10,207 --> 01:26:12,542
but there's one thing
about me.
1987
01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,544
I love my family.
1988
01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:15,837
- I love us, too.
- Love you, baby.
1989
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:18,965
We gotta pack our shit up and get
the fuck out of Beverly Hills.
1990
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:20,592
- Yeah, let's go.
- I'm with you.
1991
01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:21,927
Black family!
1992
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,929
Black family!
1993
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:26,848
Boom, selfie!
Nigga, we made it.
1994
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:30,644
So we survived the night...
1995
01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:33,230
and I learned
some valuable lessons.
1996
01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:35,982
Always handle your business
the right way...
1997
01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:37,651
'cause fools be trippin'.
1998
01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:40,404
Never deal
with racist homeowners.
1999
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,406
And the most important
lesson...
2000
01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:45,325
nothing is more important
than family.
2001
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,608
I'm still alive, nigga.
2002
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,916
Winter's coming.
2003
01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:40,922
This is it.
2004
01:27:42,382 --> 01:27:43,508
Our new home.
2005
01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,385
This is our own cabin.
2006
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:48,054
- It's gonna be great.
- There it is.
2007
01:27:48,138 --> 01:27:49,514
New beginnings.
2008
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:51,641
- It's so beautiful.
- It is, right?
2009
01:27:51,725 --> 01:27:54,728
We can make s'mores and stuff
like white people.
2010
01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:57,564
- It's gonna be fun.
- I'm bringing all my bitches here, too.
2011
01:27:57,647 --> 01:27:59,357
Shut up.
2012
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,861
- It's gonna be great.
- Carl Black done escaped the Purge?
2013
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:08,158
We beat the Purge.
Black family!
2014
01:28:11,495 --> 01:28:13,622
Jason
2015
01:28:19,461 --> 01:28:21,463
I'ma drop a dime
on Jason Voorhees.
2016
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:23,757
I don't like that shit.
2017
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:26,051
I don't like that shit.152395
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