Original subtitles

-Who are you? -! am your father.

So you come here after 14 years with a story like that?

No!

You really are my father.

Mest

Don't they cry where you come from when somebody dies?

No, they don't.

hildren are the or your species

not the danger.

How long do you think you'd last without me to take care of you?

Is that what you do?

-[seagulls squawking]

-[ship bell rings]

[Ship horns honking]

You know, Dad, you really take the fun

out of seeing a science fiction movie.

When! growing Up, I loved the thought

that there little green on Mars.

[chuckles] Very funny.

Why is it that everybody from down here

thinks that everybody from up there looks like Earth people?

Well, before you came here, could you imagine what we looked like?

[Paul chuckles]

Never.

No.

[passengers chattering]

[cable car bell ringing]

Hey, Dad, let's ride out here. Come on.

[Paul] Sure.

Wouldn't it be great to live here?

Oh, yeah. Well, you may get your wish.

If Liz doesn't send us our money,

l may have to take a temporary job.

-Hey!

-[Scott] Hey, let me go!

[kidnapper 3] Go, go! Go! Go!

We found him.

Paolo!

Paolo, what have these idiots done to you?

[chuckling] Hey, I'm sorry.

Forgive me. Forgive me.

It's SO good\ to see you

old friend. [kisses]

You're right. You're absolutely right.

[chuckling continues]

You! should disown me on the spot for what I've done to you.

[Scott] Excuse me, could someone

p me out of here, please?

-My son, Scott.

of surprises

aren't you, huh, caro mio?

All right, you guys, come on, get out of here, get out of here.

Excuse their crude ways.

They always overdo what I tell them.

Well, caro mio,

why did you tell them to do what you told them?

What do you mean why did I--

What was I gonna do?

‘t answer my letters

said to myself,

hire yourself a private detective.”

[grunts] Paolo, you gave me no choice.

After everything we've through

why didn't you answer my letters?

Refresh my memory.

Anna's getting married this Sunday.

You start tonight.

There's a dinner rehearsal

You'll'do this for your old friend, right?

Ah, well, I'm sorry.

I'll give you a thousand dollars a day.

You can stay at my house,

and I'll even fix you up

-Weddings can be fun, Dad.

-Well, ! don't know.

You're right.

l shouldn't offer that to a friend.

I'll make it 1,500 a day, okay? [chuckles]

Hey; Come’ on, we're not

aglione, we're catching fish.

-[sailors shout]

[Scott chuckles] 1,500 bucks a day. I can't believe it.

/ mean, he can kidnap us anytime he wants to.

You know, I think the old Paul Forreste’

this guy somethin

Maybe it's the other way around:

hey were into something shady once

and’ now the old! guy wants to collect, or else...

I don't think so.

You heard what he said.

We're old friends.

It means so much to me, Aunt Rose,

that you came all the way from Florida for my wedding.

[Speaks Italian]

[in English] My brother's only daughter.

-Why wouldn't ! come, huh? -[laughs]

[Speaks Italian]

It's really happening, isn't it?

Papa, what happened?

They sent'me Somebody else's) monkey suit.

[scoffs] What'll we do? What if they don't find yours?

-I'll have to rent another one. -[sighs]

Oh, I'm sorry, I--

Oh, it's all right, honey. Come on in.

Mr. Gionetti!

Hello, Henry.

Uh, apparently there was a mix-up

They'd given us the wrong date.

What?

Il handle it.

! don't get it. ! talked to Father Trelini myself.

What's the matter with that old geezer?

Well, he's out of town. Father Sullivan is going to marry us.

He's’an Irishman.

I'm frying eggplant nice and thin.

-Come and help.

-No, no, thank you, Rose.

Papa. Papa.

[sighs]

iful.

the dress that's beaut

Did you find a photographer?

Hey, promised’ you the right?

I got you the best.

[chuckles]

] Ss nea ie ,L

Do you love me, Henry?

l would! be crazy not to.

Ml you tonight.

Paolo. Paolo, just in time.

-Anna should be here any minute.

-Well, I'm ready.

Good. Look, listen, why don't you stand over there

so you take a nice picture of her

as she steps out of the car?

(e)

[car door opens]

[Speaks Italian]

[both chuckle]

Do you know you have kept all of our guests waiting?

! should spank you for it.

How'do I! look?

Oh, you look beautiful.

[both laugh]

[shutter clicks]

Paul.

Mest

[Rose}/Anina!

[Speaks Italian]

-[piano playing] -"'m pregnant.”

-Excuse me, Father Sullivan.

What happened to the photographer

that Henry picked?

Oh. I'didn't like his work.

So you bring in Paul Forrester

after all that happened?

[Scott] Okay, just move a little closer together here.

There we go.

“Henry, l'understand that you and! Anna. -[shutter clicks]

...are gonna move to Vermont after the ceremony, eh?

Yeah, I'm gonna be Chief of Forensics in Rockport.

[Rose] I thought you a policeman.

, examining evidence...

[shutter clicks]

-They're interesting. -Dad, he's a cop.

Yeah, I know.

All right, look, I'm gonna sneak back to the house and pack our stuff.

What for?

It's only a wedding.

Calm down.

[shutter clicks]

[Matteo] Mmm.

[sighs]

-Matteo. -Ah.

[Speaks Italian]

Your daughter seems troubled.

She's just a little nervous. [chuckles]

and she sees the tin cans

and the shaving cream, she'll be fine.

Why don't you talk to her?

She likes you.

[laughs]

[sighs]

How have you been?

Pretty good. How have you been?

Fine.

Well, that's good.

-You look the same. -Well, why shouldn't !?

It's only been...

How long has it been?

You know damn well how long.

fuzz out memory?

l can't believe you would come here.

I didn't have much choice.

[Anna] Is that so?

Seems to me you made your choice

As I remember,

"It was fun while it lasted.

Was it?

You rat.

[cable car bell ringing]

["Wedding March” playing on organ]

-[song ends]

"Who gives this woman in marriage?"

You say, "I do."

-Right. -And then you step back over there.

Okay. All right.

Father Samson...

Oh. Well, do your best to fix it

and if you can't,

bring in a piano or something.

-What's wrong? -Oh, it’s just the organ.

It's gladiolas, ma'am.

We've got some pretty nice red and gold

mums too, and / think some azaleas.

They look wilted.

You keep in water overnight

Il spruce up a little.

from somebody else's wedding.

Funeral actually.

-What? -It was a very quick funeral.

Are saying

that Angelo sold me used flowers?

You gota complaint, you got to

with him, Mr. Gionetti.

[Matteo] What's going on around here?

First, Father Trelini es

the wrong date,

then the laundry loses my tux

then the organ blows a fuse,

and now the florist sends me flowers

a dead person!

Anna, baby, listen, don't you worry.

I'm gonna take care of everything.

[crying] How could everything go wrong?

-Anna, baby, listen--

Paul.

[whispers] Paul.

Paul, go talk to her please my friend, huh?

Id always share her troubles

with you. Please, go.

Go.

They could always talk to each other. Huh?

[car horn honks]

Papa sent you out here, didn't he?

He said you always liked to share your problems with me.

Don't make fun, Paul.

That time we spent toget

is still very real for me.

You could have told me you had a kid.

whyinow?

Why couldn't youl have stayed away?

Are you really so insensitive

I didn't know.

my knees went to Jell-O.

The one person who could make me question what I'm doing

Do you want me to leave?

I'd better go inside.

[cable car bell rings]

[both grunt]

I still think we should just

go back to the house,

get our stuff, and get out of here.

l agreed to do a job.

Well, you can Unagree, can't you?

There's something else.

Anna and I--

Anna and Paul knew each other.

Oh, great.

Another meaningless affair

strewn in your wake.

Hey, wait a minute.

to figure out life down here;

something new pops up.

[Scott] Like what?

Like Why should! throw rice at!the bride?

I don't know.

[laughs] Dad, no. That'd be silly. Come on.

You see, what you do is you tie those to the end of the car

Right; right:

Okay, ! got that.

Bachelor party?

Oh. That I Know about, yeah. It's a stag party.

No, means Only men.

See, they whoop it up, drink beer,

and celebrate the groom's last night of freedom.

Wait, don't understand.

If two people love each other and they wanna be together,

why isn't that freedom?

Well, guess,

with any other women.

But why would he want to?

have a doe party?

Well; that don't know,

re asking the wrong person

Look, all know is tonight's the bachelor party,

nd it’s’ gonna’ be my first/one. [chuckles]

I don't think so.

[cable car bell rings]

[breathing heavily]

[shutter clicks]

Excuse me.

Is this the room for the Kimble bachelor party?

What do you think this is for? [Scoffs]

[shutter clicks]

[person in cake]

Eddie! Eddie, I'm baking in here.

I'm not Eddie.

Whoever you are, push me inside.

They paid cash for this pastry.

If you keep them waiting,

hey're gonna take me apart.

Easy does it.

[whistle blows]

-[guests cheering]

[dance music playing]

[cheering continues]

-[knock on door] -Come in.

The dressmaker

just delivered this, Miss Anna.

] thought you'd want to it right away.

Finally. Thanks, Olga.

My God.

It's pink!

[thunder rumbling]

I just want you to know

l love Anna very much.

Are you sure it's not my boats hat you love very much? My cannery?

What she's gonna inherit one day?

I'm not interested in any of that.

Listen, Anna's not what you call

She's 37 years old,

cook a marinara sauce

as good as me.

So what am I supposed to think

you're interested in, huh?

the mix-up of dates for the ceremony--

[groaning]

Whatiis it?

[groaning continues]

It's a tightness,

-Don't talk, Papa. Don't move.

[Henry] I'll call the paramedic.

The hell you will. Just get me upstairs to my bed.

I'l be all right.

Do as I say, damn it!

hat happened to him? Is he gonna be o

There's nothing wrong with him.

[groans]

They're still trying to track him down.

I could only get his service.

I told you, darling, no doctors.

l feel better already.

No more pains?

Not in the chest.

Where then, Papa?

That is your chest.

Deeper, in my heart.

Oh, Papa.

Because upset you, ! fric

Never mind about me. You're what's important.

After Henry.

[Anna] No, Papa.

Before Henry.

Before anybody.

It's my fault you're like this.

hat Were youl and! Henry arguing about?

Nothing. Nothing important.

Youl Know) when youl were very little)

when your mother was alive,

Sunday morning, with your head just like this.

Sometimes you

[chuckling]

-You know, you used to snore. -[chuckles]

But l never knew a five-year-old could snore.

[both laughing]

Oh, Papa. l\love you.

Oh.

I love you.

Anna,

postpone the wedding.

Give me a chance to get well,

and give you away, like a father should.

Would you like some juice?

It's up to you to decide.

a big storybook wedding.

No more, Papa, please.

need to think about it.

Course it would mean that Henry would have to go to Vermont alone,

but you could join him there later.

Papa, I need to think about it.

Anna.

You only have till noon tomorrow, you know?

Yes. know.

[door closes]

[sighs]

[door closes]

Ah. Paul.

You come to how your old friend is doing, eh?

[Paul] I've come to

what my old friend is doing.

im here, lying in bed.

Why?

[Matteo] What do you mean, "Why"?

You! were there.

l had the chest pains.

atteo, there’s nothing wrong

with your heart... [scoffs]

...or the of your body.

Oh.

So now you're Dr. Forrester, huh?

Matteo, you are as strong as a horse.

Hey.

[laughing]

Allright.

Allright.

Cards on the table, huh?

-Games, yeah, exactly.

-l wanna’ know why I'm) here. -Oh.

Oh, no, thank you.

of your daughter's wedding, am I*

Bingo. [chuckles]

You’ are here

ecause I want you to make sure

there won't be a wedding,

not to that watery zabaglione.

l can't do that.

Well, sure you can.

Hey.

You! think don't remember what went’on between you and my daughter?

It wasn't that long) ago.

Before you put your feet back on) the deck,

I knew what happened.

Does Anna know that you know?

No, she don't know nothing.

Proof of it, look at the mistake

But you're gonna make her see

how big a mistake it is, right?

l don't think marrying Henry's a mistake:

Who asked you?

about marrying him.

I've already got her thinking it over. All you got to do is

in the right direction.

Nothing big:

Now, you're forgetting I'm holding your marker.

You owe me.

How much do ! you?

No, not money. I'm not gonna grind you for money.

Oh, no, my friend. You me your life.

What's the matter with you? Can't you remember nothing?

You're smart here, you're dumb there!

That morning, on the docks,

when those four protection wiseguys

came calling,

If it wasn't for me, you'd be 200 feet under the Golden Gate.

Oh. Yeah, well, that morning.

Yeah, that morning.

So, we got a deal, right?

Same money, different job.

Matteo, 1 know that I owe you,

but ! have to find some other way to pay you.

can't do what you want.

I'm so mixed up.

I thought ! loved Henry and now--

I'm afraid that my being here

don't know anymore.

with the -aecleting,

and now, my father.

How can I get married

! wouldn't worry about your father.

I can't help it.

Papa and'! have a very special relationship.

My mother died when Iwas eight,

We've only had’ each other since then.

Anna...

even my beautifu

l ordered a white one. They deliver it in pink.

Maybe God is trying to tell me something.

e the message

is coming from somebody else.

[sighs]

Maybe you\ should think about what you want.

I thought ! knew once.

That night out on the deck when it rained,

we got under that tarp,

found some music on Papa's radio.

We made love for hours

and then slept till sunup.

Then you had your favorite,

the Gionetti specialita della casa.

They were delicious.

A back rub?

[scoffs]

You don't remember any of this, do you?

surprised.

Anna,

I'm not the same Paull Forrester you knew.

You do’ seem different.

Gentler, not as rough.

Maybe ! imagined the bells.

The bells?

[Paul clears throat] Um...

I'm sorry. I...

No bells.

What?

[chuckles]

The bells are gone.

I didn't hear any bells.

I didn't either.

[chuckles]

Doesn't matter.

I'm still gonna

postpone the wedding. [sighs]

with my father so sick.

Maybe when he's better, if Henry still wants me.

Anna.

[door slams]

Don't talk like that: Where's your respect?

-Yeah, respect.

Tell me about bringing Paul Forrester here

to take pictures of my wedding.

It's means you'd do anything

ry to stop my wedding,

-What's next, huh, Papa?

Blow Up the cathedral before the ceremony?

Or how about mice?! Yeah!

How about 50,000 mice running through the church?

‘t Suppose you know anything

about the other stuff either, huh

Pink wedding dress! Oh, that's terrible!

Oh, come off it, Papa.

l know. It all fits.

The truth is you don't want me to marry anyone.

You never met anyone

[chuckles]

For years, every time lever had a che

with a man, you managed to mess it up.

Well, no more, Papa!

What's this guy Henry gonna give you, huh?

He's a cop. He's not even a reall cop.

He goes around finding cats’ hairs

le's clothes.

He's a specialist.

He's a sergeant detective.

He's an inspector.

He's not Catholic.

iscopalian!

How close can you get?

-You listen to me, Papa

l may have to walk down that aisle tomorrow with no music,

up to an altar with dead flowers on it

"ldo" to an Irish priest,

but, by God, that's what I'm gonna do!

[door closes]

Um, listen, will you guys do me a favor?

l need a name run through the computer.

No, ! don't know if he’s wanted or anything.

I just wanna know a little about him.

Fine. His name is Paul Forrester.

Thanks.

wish you could stay for the wedding.

Oh, ! think I've caused enough trouble already.

[brakes squeak]

Paul.

Thank you for telling me the truth.

Godspeed.

£So the master photographer strikes again.

-What do you mean?

That photo session on the wharf tonight

only you forgot to take your camera.

Anna just wanted to talk.

About what, old times?

Man, ! saw you.

If that was talking-- [Scoffs]

What am ! doing?

Just forget about it. I've had it with of you. luck.

No, wait a minute.

Don't touch me.

But I wanna talk to you, make you see.

[Scott] Hey!

-[Paul] This eye really hurts: -[Scott] Let me try and fix it, Dad.

Come on, let me at least try.

How am ] supposed) to learn if 1 don't get any practice?

Allright.

What does it mean

when someone says

-[sphere whirring] -l don't know, Dad. Quiet now, okay?

We're gonna have to get this

aightened out before we can leave.

-What are you gonna do? -[sighs]

I'm gonna help him tie the rope.

l mean, it was my fault

he wedding got all twisted up.

Me, not Paul Forrester.

Can you be quiet now? I can't concentrate.

[shutter clicking]

[Scott sighs]

Look, maybe you better do it:

No. No, no. Go ahead.

Try it again.

[whirring continues]

[chuckles]

[knock on door]

[Speaks Italian]

[Matteo speaks Italian]

It's alll right.

So you're gonna go to the church, huh?

What do you think?

l wish you wouldn't.

I'll bet.

Oh, no, no, no. It's not what you think.

I'm just trying to save you hurt and embarrassment,

That's why I'm going too,

so l'can have a shoulder for you to cry on.

This one, the one you've had all your life.

You'd say anything, wouldn't you?

I'm telling you the truth.

Everything I did, ! did for you.

Hal!

Hey, I don't need your opinion.

Oh.

[sighs]

That's a dress, huh?

I think you'd better leave, Papa.

And if you wanna know the truth,

[microscope whirring]

[switch clicks]

Type it up.

I got to clean out my desk.

-Why are you here? -l came to see you.

What do you want, my blessing?

Go on, get out of here.

This is your wedding day.

No, you care of that, buddy.

You misunderstood what you saw.

You didn't see it with your eyes.

What are you talking about?

Your heart blinded you.

Look, ! don't know what it means where you come from,

but where I come from,

when I see my fiancée kissing

the night before

she's supposed to marry me, well...

l can hear the hurt in your voice.

You love Anna as much as she loves you!

There isn't much time:

-You telling me she's at the church?

Well, what about her father?

I don't know.

He doesn't like me.

Well, then, don't marry him.

Marry his daughter.

[chuckling]

You sure are an ugly-looking Cupid.

Give me five minutes. I'll meet you out front.

[guests chattering]

[sighs] Goodbye, room. [chuckles]

Hey, buddy, can you hold the door?

-l'm getting married.

[guests chattering]

[Paul] Henry, do you think you could slow down a little?

[Henry] Relax, I'm the one who's getting married.

Is he here yet?

-Not yet. -[sighs]

What time is it?

Try to relax, dear.

There's still time.

[tires squeal]

Henry is never late.

[tires squeal]

Hey, you all right? I'm sorry.

iness card.

I'll take care of the expenses.

I'm getting married.

Good luck.

Thanks.

[sighs]

Thank you.

He's getting married

Getting married?

-What's that? -It's a cable car barn,

but’ this line's been shut down.

-What for? -Just do it.

I'll be right back.

[sphere whirring]

[gears whirring]

[whirring ends]

What are you-- What?

What?

Wait.

[Screaming]

Aré youl gonna be able to stop this thing?

Don't worry, a brake is a brake.

That's not the brake!

Well, it's got'to be here somewhere.

-[piano playing] -[guests chattering]

[bell ringing]

Hey, we're almost there!

[Fox] Got any more questions, Wylie?

Who's he getting married to?

[car horns honk]

[driver] Hey, don't park it there!

Same thing happened to my friend Eloise last month.

But weren't you’ dating her fiancée?

Okay, everybody out. You two, out, out.

Out, out, out, except you.

[bridesmaid 2] Excuse me.

Well, hey, sailor.

-What are you doing here? -[chuckles]

was in the neighborhood.

You look awful.

You look beautiful:

Yeah, me too.

I love you.

[church bells tolling)

Listen.

Well, what did you expect when We kiss?

[both laugh]

[piano playing]

Anna's waiting for you.

l think she needs you now more than ever.

[sniffles] For what?

To give her away?

She's gone already.

She Won't walk down) the aisle without you!

She's all l had left, Paul.

Ever since her mother died, I--

You talk about her as i

she were someone you've already

[ have lost her.

The time for keeping Anna to yourself

Human beings

have a wonderful capacity to share.

l think, for you to keep Anna now,

you have to let her go.

[guests chattering]

Pass the word.

! don't want nothing else to go wrong, you understand?

l don't care what it is.

-[guest] Let's go.

-Hey, hello, Giuseppe.

[Giuseppe] Hi.

You! almost missed it.

-Friend of bride or friend of groom?

-Well, take a walk. -Get out of my way.

[all grunting]

! don't have a gun in my pocket. If you let me take my badge out,

lia George Fox with the Federal

Anna.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

[sphere whirring]

[whirring ends]

[guests chattering]

Dad), saw Fox out front.

Let's get out of here.

Watch.

[sphere whirring]

[organ playing]

[guests murmuring]

["Wedding March” playing on organ]

[whirring continues]

[guests gasping]

It's’a miracle.

-[seagulls squawking] -Come on, get out of here.

Tony will drop you off the coast anywhere you wanna go.

Goodbye, caro mio.

-Thank you for all your help. -Yeah.

Oh) Listen, here. This is all {got on me,

but let me know where you end up, and I'll send you the rest.

-/ have to get back to the reception.

-Say goodbye to Anna for me.

I already did. [chuckles]

Here's her answer.

[both laugh]

[Matteo] Hey!

Paolo!

We're even now.

You don't me anymore!

[laughs]

! don't think he feels alone right now.

Goodbye!

[laughs]