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Sounds like kind of morning.

I don't want you kissing her.

This is bad.

Is it okay if I get to wake up with you?

Oh.

This is...

Mm.

Mm.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna be soaking wet all over again.

You love my hair so much.

Is she coming or what?

She's like maybe 10 minutes late. Chill.

I just want to hit the road.

I'm excited too.

You know, if she's coming, she could at least be on time.

Look, I know that Heather's not your favorite person in the world, but come

on, this could be fun.

Fun?

You mean like the time that she brought two drunk dudes back to our room in

Mexico?

Okay, well, no, obviously not like that. It's just... I call shotgun!

car that's that brightly colored you know like it kind of makes yours perfect

yeah i've always wanted like a light yellow car yeah more like a light purple

i like interesting colors like pastel or yeah no i

mean he likes the steak crispy like completely brown that's disgusting what

are you talking about you don't even okay but i know well enough to not When

they do a well done steak, that's just wasting the meat, right?

Yeah, you sure know how to pick another.

Nicely done.

Well, okay, you may not have the best taste in men, but they're men.

I mean, they do have great taste in friends, so don't let them eat

something.

Exactly. And I mean, I don't like my steak like that. I like my steak medium

rare. See? Perfect.

I know how a steak is supposed to be.

Alright, wait, are you sure I'm not supposed to get on this one?

Because I feel like I'm supposed to get over here.

I think you're okay.

Are you sure? Yeah, I think it should be fine. Can I see the map?

Fuck.

No, I'm supposed to get over. Yeah, you need to get over. Yeah, that was it.

Oh, shit.

Did anyone pack sunscreen?

Oh, no.

No, I forgot.

I'm sorry.

I dreamt that we were back in second grade.

and I was trying to stop you from dancing that girl again.

Okay, but that was the second grade, so I don't know why that's even being

brought up. Okay, well, Dream U was really adamant about doing it, and I had

to explain that, like, no, it's not going to work. At least when we were

actually in second grade, we were able to back down pretty quickly.

Well, I mean, somebody did it to me, so what am I going to do? I was in first

grade, and I thought it was funny at the time. You know, by second grade, I had

matured a little bit.

so i was able to talk you out of it it didn't go well you did it in front of

everybody all those boys it was so embarrassing you had a crush on one of

them so i thought maybe that would help well it did you wouldn't leave me alone

so yeah oh turn it up

I can't even remember the last time I had the opportunity to wear a piece.

I just wore one years ago and it was a long time since I have and I need to

trim my areas because I was like coming out of every single one.

Dolphins. What?

I see dolphins.

Let's pull over.

it's gorgeous so pretty i'm so glad we stopped

okay i have to

pee i'll be right back on the beach yeah i'm looking at that gross toilet there

oh look there's two oh wow

i do see them

Fuck, sorry.

I hope I didn't scare you.

No, I just didn't think anybody else would be over here.

I'm Melissa.

Hi, Alyssa.

I'm Raideny.

Would you like to go swimming with me?

Is the water not totally freezing?

Come, I'll show you.

The dolphins are gone, let's go!

I should get back to my friends.

Where are you going?

To Monterey.

I have to go that way too.

Do you need a ride?

I do.

Okay.

Hey Heather, did Alyssa tell you I went rock climbing for the first time?

No.

You know how I always like to climb trees, but I get stuck and I don't come

down, right?

Okay. So rock climbing, turns out, is perfect for me.

Because I can come right back down.

We should all go sometime.

Yeah, I would be down.

I've done it a few times.

Yeah? I just don't really like to fuck up my nails.

Who's this?

Is this my girlfriend?

Jack.

She's lovely.

Heather, where's your girlfriend?

No. No.

Straight girl.

Really?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Are you sure?

Yep. I've been around this dyke long enough to tell.

How long have you and Alyssa been together?

Two years.

How'd you guys meet?

I was at work.

I'm a bartender.

And her and Heather came in and sat at the bar.

I thought Alyssa was cute right away.

And I... figured that her and heather were together like together together

but i have this thing where i like to ask a girl who's clearly

on a date with another girl for her number and

it worked it was really

easy and here we are

Well, she's really lucky to have you.

I guess.

I don't know.

I'm probably just gonna break up with her when we get home.

They never have Swedish Fish.

Holy shit, be careful guys. There's a huge drop-off here So fall asleep

How the fuck did we get off the freeway,

where are we I Don't know I don't

have cell signal Neither do I

What are we gonna do?

Do you know where the fuck we are?

Nicol May Bay.

Great. Thank you.

Where are you going?

Sell Signore?

We shouldn't let her go alone.

Shit, you're right. Let me get my stuff.

Can you go, Jax?

You can get it later.

I thought you canceled your reservations.

Um, no, I'm sorry. We actually just crashed our car up the road.

Oh, no, you poor kids. No wonder you're so late.

Well, come on in.

Can we use your phone? There was a big storm last week, and the phone's still

out, unfortunately.

But I have your rooms ready for you. Well, I have a room ready for you. I

wasn't expecting for you.

But I love guests. Come on in.

Come on.

There we go.

There we go.

All right.

We'll take care of your car in the morning.

Now, who's who?

I'm Legia.

Um, do you have internet here?

I've never had internet in this house. Just going to town for that.

Um, Jack and, uh, Alyssa, you're in that room.

Heather and Radney, you're right here.

Bathroom's right there. There's only one, so don't be rude.

I'm in this room. If you need anything, knock.

I sleep like a dead thing.

I'm really sorry. This whole trip got ruined.

I can't believe I crashed my fucking car.

It's not that big a deal.

Sure. It's not your car.

Relax.

We'll take care of it in the morning.

This isn't how I wanted the trip to go.

Hey, are you doing okay? You've been in here for a while.

Have you seen Gia?

Who?

The lady.

Oh, she went into town. She left some sort of weird note.

It's annoying.

Why?

I found coffee, but I can't seem to find the coffee maker.

Heather, it's instant.

What does that mean?

It means it's made like hot chocolate. Just read the instructions.

That's a thing?

Gross. What are you reading?

Check it out.

Push.

Great.

Fuck, I just want my fucking phone.

Do you guys want to go to the beach?

We can get to the beach from here?

Of course.

I've never seen rocks like this before.

I want to go take some pictures of that weird formation over there. Do you want

to come?

No, thank you. But have fun.

This beach is amazing.

It needs something.

What?

Alcohol.

Does Gia have any?

I don't know.

I'm gonna go find out.

You and Jack are really cute together.

You think so?

You can tell she really loves you.

It's hard to tell with her.

She holds her cards so close.

I can tell.

You really love her too.

I want to take things to the next level.

What's the next level?

I bought her a ring.

It's at the house.

I was gonna use this trip to propose, but... Sometimes things happen for a

reason.

Jack will be back any minute.

You're right.

We'll see what's taking her so long.

Hey, found tequila.

I'm drunk.

Me too.

I wish I was.

What time is it?

It's time for that bitch to get back from town.

Where the fuck even is town?

Do you want to go back to the house?

No.

But if we're going to be stuck here for another fucking night, I have to go back

to the car and get my stuff.

Because someone left it behind.

I'll come with you.

I'll meet you back at the house, okay?

Yeah.

I'm sorry we left your stuff.

No, all of this is stupid.

Being stuck here for another night is stupid.

I'm sorry I crashed the car, okay?

Stop fucking apologizing.

Why? I know you think this is all my fault.

I'm the one that crashed the car, right? I'm the one that suggested we go on a

stupid trip, right?

At least I'm trying to make the best of it.

I got us tequila.

Well, yeah, because you really needed that.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't see you complaining.

What was I supposed to do?

That is exactly my point.

There are a hundred things we could have done if it was just you and me.

Oh, my God. Are you going to make this about Heather again?

I brought her for a reason.

There's always a reason. Jack, come on, stop. I had a plan.

When we got to Monterey, I was going to propose.

I bought a ring.

Alyssa?

What, was Heather going to hold your hand while you did it?

No, she was... Alyssa?

The problem is that nothing in your life matters if Heather isn't there to see

it.

Well, Brittany told me that it was a bad idea.

Maybe she was right.

Yeah, well, I kissed her.

Is everything alright?

What's wrong?

Everything.

Come with me.

Yes please.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my God, don't stop, please.

Thank you.

Oh my god, your fingers.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Aww.

I'm going to take this up on a slightly different level.

Mm hmm.

It's fucking hot

Look at me.

Look at me.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I keep looking at his face.

Fuck oh my god

thank you

Thank you.

Everyone in town thinks I'm a wacko, but I'm telling you it's the truth.

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Not this morning.

So, why are you a wacko?

Sirens.

Like... No,

like luring ships to the rocks?

They're like mermaids.

Kind of.

No tails.

Um,

I think I need coffee for this conversation.

Gia thinks that the sirens killed her husband.

A siren.

One siren.

So then there's more than one.

There are three in the Odyssey.

That's a work of fiction.

Wait, when was this?

Oh, decades ago.

Right here in this bag.

I talked to Frank yesterday.

He's coming in from town to tow your car.

What'd she say?

Nothing.

Where the fuck is Alyssa?

I don't know.

I think she's still pissed.

Did you guys get into a fight this morning?

No.

Last night.

Was that before or after the obnoxiously loud sex?

You're an asshole.

I thought that was a dream.

You know, Alyssa deserves so much better than you.

Don't you dare fucking tell her?

Shouldn't you tow it into town?

What for?

It runs fine.

I mean, you could have been going more than five miles an hour and airbags

didn't go off.

Did you even try to start it?

We were freaked out, okay?

I'll go get my wallet. No, no, don't worry about it. No charge. I owe Gia a

couple favors.

You two need to come with me.

Morning, Gia.

I don't understand what happened.

Must have been a hell of a fucking fight.

She wouldn't go and kill herself.

How the fuck do you know?

She didn't kill herself.

I know what this is.

It wasn't a fucking monster, okay?

We have to call the cops.

Oh, I wouldn't do that.

What?

This is exactly what happened to my husband.

They're just gonna think you did it. You are fucking crazy!

I'm driving. Grady, get in the car. We gotta go.

Come on, get in the back.

There's something really wrong with that woman.

We need to get self-service.

Alyssa.

I know.

Think we went the wrong way.

I didn't know there was a wrong way.

Well plainly there is We

definitely

did not pass this

Yeah, so which way?

Um, the beach was that way.

So, I guess keep going?

What the fuck?

Did you see a turn?

No, let's just turn around.

Where the fuck- are we the freeway has to be here somewhere

We should go inside.

How can you two not see what this is?

See what?

Her.

She killed your friend.

Don't you know what she is?

You're a fucking wacko, lady.

Yeah, you killed your husband, and I bet you killed Alyssa, too.

Why don't you just listen?

Not very nice to your little playthings today, were you?

Mm-mm.

Is that why you're two now?

Mm-hmm.

Yes. Just to write them over here and fuck with them?

Yes.

Are you still hungry, little dog? Yes.

Are you still hungry?

For what?

For what?

Do you think you deserve it?

What makes you think you deserve it?

I'm good.

You were rude to our guests.

I want to hear how sorry you are.

I'm sorry.

For being rude to our fucking guests. I'm sorry for being rude to our guests.

You're a good liar.

Such a good liar. So pretty.

So pretty.

Such a pretty liar.

Oh, yeah. Good job, doggie. Hump my fucking leg.

There you go.

There you go.

So fucking horny lately.

I'm going to have to watch out.

My body count is going to build up and make it awful fucking curious awfully

quickly, sweetheart.

Remember to clean up your own messes every time. Every time. Kiss it. Kiss

down. Down.

All the way down.

Kiss.

How hungry?

Very. Very.

Very. Up.

Up. Up.

Very hungry?

Very hungry.

Yes, lick the fucking clit. Lick the fucking clit. Lick it, suck it, suck

that fucking clit. Suck it, suck it.

Stick your tongue in my fucking pussy.

Stick it in. Stick it in. Stick it in.

Now pull it out and lick my fucking cunt.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Now suck it. Now suck it. Suck it harder.

Suck it. Suck it.

That's why no matter how bad you are no matter how many people you can like

Yeah.

You fucking jerking off, you little whore. You're doing it all fucking

perfect. Are you fucking jerking off?

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Make yourself cum.

Do it. Do it. Make yourself fucking cum. Jerk it. Jerk it for me. Do it. Jerk it.

Jerk it.

Jerk that whore pussy for me.

Yes. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Jill would jerk that fucking whore pussy for me.

Are you still hungry?

There's more in there.

There's more in there, bitch.