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Can I ask you a question?

Not if you're gonna ask me why we just can't kill

this guy again.

Shoot.

Why can't we just kill this guy?

Imagine you're the mother or the father, sister, or brother

of one of the service members the bastard killed.

Now, would you wanna hear

he was smoked in some far-off country

or brought back to America to stand trial for his crimes?

Smoked in a far-off country.

Al-Mahdi is a high-value target.

Our orders are to bring him in.

See how easy that was?

Hey! Slow your roll.

Clean up your shit.

Hey there, kiddo.

Reed. It's okay.

Hey. It's okay.

Is there anyone else here?

Reed!

Down! Down! Drop the weapon!

Drop the weapon!

Reed!

Reed!

Reed!

Come on. Come on!

We got him.

Ibrahim-Asad-Melod?

Am I saying that right?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, please, call me Sue.

And you're from Syria?

I'd like to go somewhere like that one day!

Somewhere exotic.

That word I do not know.

Exotic?

Oh, it means, um... mysterious, but in a good way.

I'm sorry. I--I understand more than I can speak.

Oh, no, no need to be sorry.

I could never go to your country and get a job.

I wouldn't know the first thing.

Um...you completed three years of college,

electrical engineering?

Uh, yes, but the--the credits, they do not, um...

it was at school in Damascus.

It's exotic, no?

Um...

I wish we had a better, uh, position, more--

I mean, this involves picking up trash

and mopping floors, sanitizing restrooms--

Cleanliness is half of faith.

Oh, I like that. Where is it from?

The Quran.

I'm a recovering Catholic myself.

I--it's a little joke.

Meaning that's how I was raised, but I don't go anymore.

Some of the church's stances started to feel..

..mean, you know, too judgy.

Not inclusive.

Not coming from a place of love.

Um...you'd have to repair equipment

and be responsible for supply closet inventory

and help with setting up events like our fall carnival.

Sue, I will do any work.

I'm glad to be here.

America is the best.

Well, give it a couple months,

see if you still feel that way.

America's not all it's cracked up to be.

Can you start on Monday?

Oh, um... I--um...

Oh, you have a cold? No! No, no.

It is part of my religion to not touch a woman.

Out of respect. Oh.

You know what? Uh, I appreciate that.

Chivalry's not dead.

Bruegel depicts the construction

of the Tower Of Babel, but not its completion.

Why? Because God intervened.

He punished the builders for their hubris

in trying to reach heaven by confusing their speech

into different languages.

Now, the workers in the painting

have built the arches perpendicular

to the slanted ground.

Smooth.

Yeah, that was a bad one.

You know, if you, uh, keep gawking at her,

eventually she'll fall in love with you.

What is that, some ancient Korean proverb?

Racist.

Can you guys see how the tower

is precariously leaning to the left?

I'm gonna finally introduce myself.

Yeah? In your dreams?

No, actually.

After this class, I'm gonna tell her about tonight

and invite her over.

To our speakeasy?

Are you sure she can keep her mouth shut?

I'll permanently shut your mouth

if you call it that one more time.

I don't know how people do it in Nebraska,

but here in civilization,

guys don't just randomly walk up to a woman

and start bothering them.

How do people meet then?

Online. Dating apps.

You--you gotta give them time to Google you first, bro.

There's zero context for you to talk to her.

Wrong.

Context is we're both super hot.

Damn. We gotta take this hill, boys.

You're getting absolutely cooked right now!

Watch your six.

Don't let me die in vain.

Flame these bastards.

Easy. Sit down!

These losers keep padding our stats.

Didn't stand a chance.

Sarge, tell Pete to type less

and shoot more.

No way. My trash talk creates a diversion.

Huddle up, men.

We have just set out upon a thorny, bloody road.

And no men know that

better than the friends we've left behind.

Aw, man. Remember Jared?

Our days of utter despair may be over.

But make no mistake! This will be a long, cruel war.

How long?

I've been playing since yesterday.

I'm down. I just ordered Chinese.

Ah. Shit, guys. My mom's here.

I gotta go.

ICE out, Gaza in! ICE out, Gaza in!

Useful idiots.

Free-Free Palestine!

Free-Free Palestine!

ICE out, Gaza in!

ICE out, Gaza in!

No justice! No peace!

The genocide and military occupation

in Palestine continues,

with the illegal regime change war in Iran

serving as a convenient distraction.

It's all emboldened our own white supremacist,

colonial-minded dictator-in-chief

to eradicate our Black and Brown brothers and sisters.

We demand that Laughton University denounce ICE,

condemn the Zionist apartheid government of Israel,

and replace our school's team name, "Saints,"

with something more inclusive and less triggering!

We also cannot be penalized for any missed exams

or late assignments due to our protesting

of all right-wing extremism and tyrannical oppression!

Avery Carr, Laughton Trumpet.

If an alternative, comfortable area is provided,

would you be willing to move this protest

to allow the Fall Carnival to be set up here?

We're not interested in comfort.

We're fully aware that this quad

is the usual home of that capitalist,

imperialist celebration.

The inconvenience is the point.

Free-Free Palestine!

Free-Free Palestine! Free-Free--

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Ma'am, I'm just doing my job.

Well, that's what the Gestapo said.

You're a traitor!

You're protecting your own oppressors!

Uncle Tom!

How much space do you need? Go protest over there!

Oh, we're not allowed to take up space?

If I wanted to waste my damn time,

I would've worked at the mall.

Silence is compliance!

Silence is compliance!

Silence is compliance!

Silence is compliance!

I found our supplier for barley.

Can they send us a sample?

Yeah. And while it's not a standard characteristic,

I did add a hint of juniper to the boiler this morning,

and, man, it tastes super--

Comin' through. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Holy mackerel.

Don't do it.

Me?

Not if it's some tired opening line.

Well, I was just gonna say that's a pretty cool class, huh?

Yeah. We done here?

I got sick of waiting for you to drop your books,

so I could help you pick them up.

And we both reach for the same one,

which makes our hands touch.

Something electric passes between us.

You know, so few books get dropped nowadays.

Everything's digital.

What are you doing tonight?

Wow! No moss on you.

Look, I realize this is last minute,

but my roommate, he makes his own whiskey,

and we all get together on Friday nights

and taste it, hang out.

It usually gets going around 8 p.m.

at 201 Ballinger, if you wanna join.

Okay. Okay?

Yeah?

Free-Free Palestine!

ICE out, Gaza in! ICE out, Gaza in!

Free-Free Palestine!

Free-Free Palestine! You said okay?

Okay, as in information received.

I don't know anything about you or vice versa.

That's what I thought we could talk about later at the, um...

well, my roommate calls it the speakeasy,

but we make fun of him for it.

It's more like a--a salon.

You prefer salon?

Yeah. You know, some people think men

shouldn't randomly approach women anymore.

Let me guess, you disagree?

You should bring a friend tonight,

if that makes you more comfortable.

I promise it'll be a worthwhile event.

I'll think about it.

Okay.

Hey, did you finish that essay?

No, I haven't even started it yet.

Oh.

Help you with something, miss?

Magazines.

Ah. This way.

Right there. Thank you.

So, what'd you decide?

How--do you have a twin?

I'm here on a running scholarship.

Cross country.

But I didn't even see you pass me.

I went up the maintenance stairwell.

I won't keep bothering you. I just...

had to see that smile one more time.

Oh, my name's Devlin.

Friends call me Dev.

Elizabeth.

Lizzy-for-short.

I really hope to see you later, Lizzy-for-short.

Okay, bye.

What's with the huge glasses?

Um, are you trying to look smart?

Yeah. Did it work?

Seriously, though, this is so cool.

Thanks, Honey.

Which article is your favorite?

Oh, I thought-- -Actually, no.

Which one's Mom's favorite?

Oh. She likes Frontier Tech.

That's the one I picked up!

I'm really proud of you, Pops.

Well, that makes two of us.

Free-Free Palestine! Free-Free Palestine!

Do you believe what you're doing here

could really make a difference?

Every significant movement in history started

with protesting.

What would you say to someone

who doesn't understand this protest?

Zionism is a supremacist modality.

To decree that some people are chosen and others are not

is ethnic cleansing disguised as nationalism.

Excuse me. Uh, P.J.,

I'm just a student here.

How--how many Jews are in Palestine

and how many Arabs in Israel?

The answer is zero Jews in Palestine,

millions of Arabs in Israel.

So, which is the apartheid state?

Yes. Well, the Jews aren't supposed to be there.

It's stolen land.

But you're on stolen land.

This whole area once belonged to the Monacan Tribal Nation.

We know that, but we already honored them

with a land acknowledgment on day one.

Oh! Oh, okay.

Okay. Good. Good. So you probably know that

before then, the peaceful Iroquois people thrived here.

But then one day, the Monacans rode in

with their superior numbers to scalp their men,

rape their women, and murder their babies,

all because they wanted this land and they liked killing.

Ugh! Yeah.

This is the revisionist history of the mouth-breathing incel!

The Palestinians could have made Gaza

a bustling metropolis.

The whole world gave them aid to do exactly that.

Instead, they voted in Hamas, a terror organization

funded by the formerly alive fanatics of Iran,

because they don't care about a homeland.

They just wanna kill Jews.

Now you morons are turning my homeland into a borderless,

lawless daycare for a bunch of third-world scumbags

who hate everything about America except our money!

Did you see that?

The Party of violence because you've got no good arguments.

You're lucky I'm late for class.

And how are your keffiyeh scarves

not cultural appropriation?

Have you met with the university president?

Yeah. George Huber has been made fully aware

of our full list of demands.

But really, there's nothing an old, white, hetero, cis-male

could do for us except resign

and make way for a person of color.

The Board of Trustees is deadlocked as to negotiating

with the protest or removing it, so I come to you.

Those students out there are a lot like some of us

during Vietnam.

What do you wanna do?

Turn the fire hose on them?

I respect their right to protest. Of course.

But there comes a point where disruption may--

Their voices must be heard! Mmm, mmm.

Believe me, for three days, I've been trying to hear them.

Well, clean your ears out, George.

They should misbehave!

There needs to be zero expectation

of courtesy, civility,

and politeness anymore. Mm-hmm.

Given the current climate, should a figure as polarizing

as Clay Saunders even be allowed on campus?

Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend

of Chancellor Friedman.

This is a decision I cannot fight.

Can't you?

These young people are putting their academic careers

on the line.

Maybe you should, too?

Dr. James is right.

Embracing the students in solidarity

will give them a platform to deliver real change

in this godforsaken, ill-begotten country!

That's right.

Amen.

I could be a better ally.

This is what I'm hearing now.

Uh, yes?

The location of their camp

is the central mall of this university.

Would you say it's an area all of us have a right

to be in? Of course!

Mm-hmm. Yes, yes, I would.

Yet by protesting there,

they take an area open to all and make it only for them.

You could go down there and explain they've broken

Laughton's rule prohibiting camping on campus.

You could tell them they've been given

a generous 72-hour amnesty,

but now they must clear the grass

to allow their fellow tuition-paying students a right

to reclaim the public space.

You can tell them there will be no further negotiations,

and if they do not comply,

our campus security, in conjunction

with the Harper Police Department,

will forcibly remove them.

You should let them stay to their--

Everyone will get a chance to speak.

Just one at a time, please.

What? Everyone, please--

How do you think it should be handled?

Wow.

Can we please just talk directly to--

I actually used to defend you.

Defend me? From what?

And you're about to be a mother?

No, no.

We know all about the chancellor's vacation schedule.

The chancellor never--

When was this decided?

We'll get back to you.

Laughton can no longer guarantee your safety.

They hamstrung their campus security

in an attempt to pacify a pro-Palestine protest.

Mm-hmm.

You still wanna go through with this?

Now more than ever.

Whew! It's quitting time.

Yes. I'm almost ready.

Floors look really swell.

Nice job, man.

Hey. Us Christians have Sundays.

I think the Jews do Saturday.

What's the Muslim day of rest?

Uh-oh. No. No.

We never rest.

Every day, we work for Allah.

All right. Good on you.

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

Have a good night, man. You, too.

♪ She calls me Goliath ♪ and I wear the David mask ♪

♪ I guess the stones are comin' ♪ too fast for her now ♪

Dev, chill. It's not even nine yet.

Hey, uh, anyone detect notes of juniper?

I get band-aids and possum taint.

Did you hear a word I said?

Yes, but the way that purple-haired ghoul

spoke to you made me mad!

I didn't take it personally. I'm an impartial journalist.

There's no such thing.

It's literally her job.

She doesn't need some man to come and save her.

Wait. Just in case.

Hurry up.

Turn it down.

I beg of you.

To some of us, studying is important.

It's Friday night. There's official quiet hours,

and I don't wanna have to call the--

Are you threatening us, you damn commie?

Go use the 1st floor lounge.

It smells very bad in there!

Rami, why don't you come in and join us?

No. I am here to learn.

Can you have your party without music?

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

You tell him, Dev.

I'll turn it down a bit. Okay?

Thanks, P.J.

Very helpful. Well, yeah, of course.

Well, you gotta be tough with Egyptians.

They see kindness as a weakness to be exploited.

I was jokingly gonna say that's racist,

but I think it's actually racist.

Anyone gonna go listen to Captain Saunders tomorrow?

Who's that now?

Clay Saunders, the retired Delta Force soldier

with a new book out.

His whole shtick is warning America

that Muslims are pursuing a deliberate strategy

of outbreeding us in an attempt

to demographically overwhelm and eventually supplant

our Judeo-Christian way of life.

I mean, he's the polar opposite of those brain dead protesters,

and he's got a point!

This is embarrassing,

but I have no idea what the protest is about

and why I should care.

Thank you. Me neither.

You shouldn't care.

You should maybe care a little just to know where you stand.

I'd like to stand on the grass where the tents are.

You know, I think it's so incredibly lame

that the university moved the fall carnival

to a parking lot.

You have so many opinions.

Yeah, I picked them up on my two tours of duty overseas.

Iraq and Afghanistan will do that to you.

Get back in your sarcophagus, Rami!

Shut the hell up!

Don't you whisper in a speakeasy?

Yeah.

This is Peyton.

Cool. Hi. Yeah. Come in. Come in.

Thank you. This is for you.

Uh, it's clear.

I thought you said it was whiskey.

Uh, it is whiskey.

Uh, it's just not aged,

so the usual amber color comes from oak barrels,

but we skip that step.

What it lacks in flavor,

it makes up for in a searing headache.

Uh--

Ignore him. Okay.

To new friends!

Whoo, goes down like dead smoke.

Bit of juniper, no?

I didn't say a thing.

We were featured on two local television stations,

a radio broadcast,

and in two different print publications!

All the stories skewed positive,

and they actually brought in calls of support

from the general public!

Good press today.

Our word's getting out there.

I was thinking we could splinter in half tomorrow

and send a group to Colvin Hall.

Disrupt the Clay Saunders lecture.

Is it time?

Will you come?

Farrah! It was there, just like you said.

Great. Get everyone pizza.

Awesome.

They've earned it!

I stand ready, Khanjar.

What can we do?

♪ I wish you would step back ♪

♪ From that ledge, my friend ♪

♪ You could cut ties ♪ with all the lies... ♪

You know, the vibe in here is very late 20th century.

What does that mean, like the '90s?

Yeah.

That's Kwan's doing.

His parents each separately immigrated

from South Korea in '95,

fell in love with each other and then with alternative rock.

Wow, I--I love that story.

Now you tell me one.

What do you wanna do with your life?

Wish I were one of those people who've always known.

Ugh. I hate those people.

Yeah. Well, at least you're here with a skill.

Can't open up a running store after graduation.

-What's your major?

Pre-med.

It seemed like a challenge.

What are your interests?

You.

You know we're never gonna get anywhere

if you keep being so nakedly direct.

-But I don't know.

I--I'd like to improve things in some way.

Um, I guess that's why people end up

helping children and animals.

The payoff is so clear.

As long as you're okay with not being rich.

What are you doing tomorrow?

There you go again!

Well, can I take you to the Carnival?

It's the one thing here that feels like home.

It starts at three.

I'm going to hear a speaker.

Saunders?

Yeah. You're familiar with his work?

Uh... not really.

My dad was, a little bit.

What if I met you after the lecture, and we could--

They don't even know which river

or which sea they're chanting about!

At least they're trying to help!

Well, try wearing that skirt in Tehran,

you'll be stoned to death!

I like this skirt.

I'll be outside.

Gee

No, no. Sisters before misters.

He's here on a GI Bill.

He has PTSD! It was nice to meet you all.

We think he was exposed to agent orange at some point.

He's--he was shot in the head, I swear.

Lizzy.

Ow! Gee!

No. I'm not offended.

Just, uh, have a deadline.

And I'm drunk.

I'm blind.

Right in the peepers, man.

That shit stings. Serves you right.

You know, you could've just helped a brother out

and been nice.

I'm the one with brothers who didn't make it home

because of naive beliefs like hers!

Not everything's a battle, P.J.

That's easy for you to say, track star.

Hey, for what it's worth, Dev?

Lizzy seems amazing.

Yeah.

My parents even heard about our protest.

I went no contact with them a while ago,

but, um, my sister texted me

and she said that they're beginning to realize

that we're actually doing something

of, like, value and worth. Mm-hmm.

I think it's killing them

to see me thriving right now.

Fearless leader!

I've been shooing the troops away

from your gluten-free double veggie.

Listen up, everyone!

I know you've had a long day,

but now is not the time for a sleepover party!

We've got eyes on us,

but the university's playing games,

moving the festival and getting on

with their regularly scheduled programming.

By tomorrow morning, we'll be old news...

unless we level up.

You've sacrificed so much already.

You showed up for human rights, for community, for love.

And because of your efforts, we've got the attention

of an elite group of real freedom fighters!

Oh, yeah!

And if we continue to do our part,

they'll join our cause and amplify our message.

Until the entire world is forced to see the truth!

No more complacency from our fellow students.

Tomorrow, we stop them in their tracks,

bring this place to a major halt,

and refuse to be ignored!

Yeah!

After the speedy denial

of his final appeal,

al-Madhi, who will now spend the rest of his life

in a supermax prison,

was seen laughing today in federal court.

Found guilty for his role

as External Operations Leader for ISIS,

al-Madhi insists he is the prophesied twelfth Imam

who, according to the Quran, will appear in the last days

to bring justice and peace to the entire world.

After organizing mass murder events

in multiple countries,

al-Madhi was apprehended seven years ago in Somalia.

His capture led to the death of one American service member.

♪ Tell me all ♪ your thoughts on God ♪

♪ Tell me am I very far? ♪ Those books are for sale.

Sorry?

This is a bookstore, not a library.

Oh, uh, yeah.

'Cause it's not fair to the others

if you are taking notes and not paying.

Yeah?

Cool.

♪ Tell me all ♪ your thoughts on God ♪

♪ 'Cause I am on my way ♪ to see her ♪

Noah, hi.

Come in. I've got your thesis pulled up right here.

I wasn't sure you'd be in today.

Oh, no. I've got a--

I've got a lot of work to cram in the next two weeks. Or less.

This baby's not a patient one. Come.

I--I mean, because of the petition...

It's been going around to faculty and students, too.

They're calling for you to be fired,

but I didn't sign.

What did I allegedly do?

It mostly said racism.

Uh...let--let's talk about art and forget the rest for now.

My daddy lost me.

Well, I'm still looking for mine.

Hop in. Let's see if we can go find him.

My daddy has never done this to me before.

It's okay.

You sure you don't wanna come?

You know zip about foreign affairs.

You're only going for that broad.

Want to join or not?

Sorry I can't hold your hand, Devlin.

I have a war to win.

It's a fake war. You can win tomorrow instead.

My friend, a house built on the sand

will soon wash away.

What?

Pretending to be someone you're not

is not a great way to start a romantic relationship.

I wanna see her. Is that such a crime--

That'll be all.

It is all.

The people, united,

will not be divided.

The people, united-- All right! All right!

We're not-- It's time!

Yeah!

The people, united, will not be divided!

The people, united, will not be divided!

Unfortunately, the fight has been brought

to our front doorstep.

Thanks.

Our only hope is that you--

you and your generation can see what's at stake,

and you know, you guys rise to the occasion.

Asad al-Madhi's final appeal was denied today.

Any thoughts on that, given the large role

you played in his capture?

Okay, somebody did their homework.

What kind of reporter would I be if I didn't?

Uh, like most.

Uh, but no, in--in all seriousness,

um... life,

eternity in prison is not enough

for--for a monster like that.

Do you think that the government

should have sought the death penalty for him?

A good pal of mine... thought so.

Fun party last night.

-Uh, really?

Even with how it ended?

Uh, well, uh, you are in luck

because I don't remember how it ended...

Right.

You should do that for a career, by the way.

Like, make your whiskey and, you know, sell it.

Oh. Yeah.

I, uh--I really want to.

Do you wanna, like, sit a minute?

Yeah. Uh, together?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

So, have you come up with any branding ideas yet?

I love coming up with names for things.

Uh--

Ladies and gentlemen!

You are being seized by the Gaza Liberation Society

and will be held until our demands are met!

Future generations will judge us

for our actions today.

We have people at every door

and window who are more motivated

to keep you in than you are to get out!

Believe me.

Are you annoyed?

Have somewhere to be and wanna get out of here?

Then call and text the administration

and implore them to stop supporting the spilling

of innocent blood!

Stop the blood spilling.

Call the administration!

Can they really do this?

They sure think they can.

Get out your phones! Put in the number!

Don't even think about it.

No!

No peace! No justice!

No peace!

Hey, where is everyone?

Taking over the Student Union.

What? Let's go!

Hey, does anybody look familiar?

No. It's okay. It's okay.

We're gonna find-- Brynn! Brynn, Brynn, Brynn!

Daddy! Thank God!

One minute we were waiting in the face painting line,

and then I turned around for a second--

Hey! That's what we're here for.

Thank you. It's okay.

Thank you! You're welcome.

We're not gonna tell Mommy about this.

Okay? She'll be mad?

Yeah. She'll be very mad.

Hey, dispatch.

What's going on at the top of the tower?

Uh, some company has a work order

to clean the windows.

Clean or replace them?

Clean, I think.

Hey, if all's quiet at the carnival,

feel free to check it out.

We are a coalition of the dispossessed

who refuse to give in to the hierarchies of power!

Join us!

Here for the lecture?

I guess I am, yeah.

The talk's free.

Signed books are $30.

Mmm.

Oh, you're on the VIP list.

Here's your ticket. And the books on the house!

Thanks.

Our students, faculty, staff, and alumni

hold a range of viewpoints.

We will promote safety for all members of our community

while pursuing our educational mission

and considering the full range

of the aforementioned viewpoints.

Now that's a bulletproof statement, right?

You lost me at "aforementioned."

Well-- maybe we just switch back

to online classes.

No. I think legally, you have to--

They've taken over the building.

The protestor, they're downstairs,

and they've blocked the doors!

That's felony kidnapping.

Do we finally call in the police?

Well, I can't.

I mean, perhaps one of you could,

but I certainly can't.

Sue, uh, this is, uh, clearly your jurisdiction,

facilities management. Right?

I mean, I say let's do it.

No, she, she should do it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Laughton University

is proud to welcome Captain Clay Saunders.

Uh, can you hear me okay?

Yeah.

Good.

Are we paying attention?

Yeah.

Here comes the hard part.

There are three ways Islam will conquer the West.

Through immigration, through the wombs of our women,

and by using our own Western freedoms against us.

We must force the hand of this university.

No justice, no peace!

Our tuition is being used to kill children

in an apartheid state!

No justice, no peace!

What makes them so dangerous...

is that their goals are not in this life,

but the next.

The afterlife.

They believe this world...

Our world...

is...

An illusion.

Allahu Akbar!

Allahu Akbar!

Islam is not consistent

with the fundamentals of Western values.

Pretty thick book, huh?

Freedom of speech?

They do not stand for that.

Separation of church and state?

Forget about it. Women's rights?

No.

Um...

they--

they desire death

as ardently as we...

desire life.

Nobody in or out!

You're in my Psych class!

Um...Nikki--Cami! Cami!

Cami, Farrah's gonna wanna get press in there.

Why else would she be taking this step?

To spread the word, right?

We can help with that.

Give me a second.

You're gonna do well in this business, kid.

I know.

They believe it is their right to take from you,

to subjugate you, even to kill you.

Horrific acts done to non-Muslims

is not only allowed,

but encouraged by Allah.

Why?

Because their ultimate goal,

their greatest goal is jihad.

Thanks so much.

The sheriff's department already has a unit close by--

No, I don't want to know any of the details.

But shouldn't you-- Ibrahim?

What on earth--

Get me The United States President.

We cannot run and hide

from what is coming.

We have to fight.

...entire squad.

Holy hell, gents.

Felt that one in my nutsack.

Leapfrog it.

Cover me, Donnie.

Oh!

Do you want me to take your photo?

Yes, please. Yeah. That'd be great.

Sure. Thank you.

They're - they're shooting!

Run!

Move, move!

Oh, no! Uh--

Get down, get down!

Katie! Katie!

Girls, girls, come on!

Come on! Get in the back. Go.

Here I am! Here I am.

It's me you want.

Let these people go!

On your knees.

It's over.

Go! Come on!

Son of a bitch!

None of y'all can get in?

Oh, hell no!

The nerve of these people.

Check the window. All right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Give me that.

Shit.

Hey.

No!

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Stop.

Were you hit? Yeah...

You?

What the--

Good thing for you, I'm long-winded.

Go. Go. Go! Go!

This is a planned assault.

We gotta get out of here.

How?

We run.

As soon as that sniper chooses another target, we run.

and I know you can run. I got friends here.

I can't just leave 'em-- Listen to me!

What? Like my dad did?

You got that all wrong.

Hey. You got me all wrong.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do!

All I'm saying is we get out of here just long enough

to come back with some real firepower.

All right? On me!

I'm staying. On me!

No! One.

I'm staying.

Ah!

Did you just try to knock me out?!

No.

What were you gonna do, drag me away, huh?

Yeah. Yeah! Yeah!

I was! Crazy.

What's the--

what's your plan, Superman?

Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!

You need a doctor. Come on!

Oh my God.

Let's get out of here.

Go. Go. Go!

What about you? I'm right behind you.

What in the hell is going on here?

This ain't just some protest.

This guy's waving at us.

Someone has a gun!

I'll call for backup.

But we still go in!

Ever since Parkland, Uvalde, Vernon Central,

we go in immediately--

No justice, no peace!

Move it, you dirtbag freak!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

Hey. Get this.

It's good stuff.

Lance, what are you doing? Get him!

There's shooting outside.

What? Cops? I don't know.

I thought it was the carnival.

Fucking get off of him!

What are you doing?

We can go live. You ready?

Babe, get the fuck--

Oh my God!

Move! Go, go, move. Move!

Move!

Inshallah!

Come on. Come on. Okay.

You can make it from here alone. I'm staying.

Devlin, give me the gun.

No. No. No. Listen, Devlin!

Your father died

because he got emotional.

When we went in there, he...

he saw a kid.

I reckon it--it made him think of you.

He tried to save him,

just like you're trying to save your buddies now, okay?

And he forgot his training.

You hear me?

Thanks, I never knew that.

It's not even loaded.

It's not even loaded!

Put it down!

No, no. I'm not--I'm not--

It's empty.

What the hell is happening?

A very active shooter!

Not just one. Two more in Colvin.

Get your ass over here!

How did you get a gun? I don't even have a damn gun.

Move.

Move!

Just give me the damn number, Becky.

It is life or death here.

Up!

Up, up!

Move!

It's over!

Yes. Yes. I'm here.

I've, uh, reached the governor of Virginia,

Governor McAllister.

Now tell him to get me the president.

Uh, we're going to need to get the president...

on the line.

I don't know.

Now!

This isn't gonna protect us much longer.

My dorm is right there.

My roommate's an army vet.

All right.

Four things greater than all things are:

women, horses, power, and war.

Anybody know who said that?

Helen Keller? Uh, Hitler?

Isn't that Kipling, Sarge?

Yes, Pete. Rudyard Kipling.

The Ballad of the --

Rami, you filthy camel jockey!

There's no way you can hear my game through my headphones...

Police! Open!

It's okay.

Police! Open!

It's okay.

My name is Ibrahim Asad Melod.

I'm an expatriate of the Islamic State

in Iraq and al-Sham.

We who love and serve Allah fought back

against the Americans and the Zionists

and established the glorious caliphate.

It was a place where Muslims could live with dignity

and find a refuge from the scourge of secularism

and the lands of unbelief.

But, unfortunately, your imperialism would not allow you

to leave us alone in peace, pursuing the ways of Allah.

No.

It was destroyed.

But the miracles of Allah, they never cease.

For here, today inside of your United States,

we establish a new caliphate.

It may be small,

but every soul who truly serves Allah

is a whole world.

And only in a true caliphate can we truly serve Allah.

The Great Satan America will fall.

Insha'Allah, it must fall.

Yes. Yes, yes. Yes, of course.

Of course, I'll put him on right now.

Who is this?

This is Quill, with the FBI.

You are not the president. No.

He is such a coward that he permits a woman

to bargain in his place?

Your country is beneath contempt.

Listen carefully, Deputy Director.

The freedom fighter Asad Al-Mahdi awaits trial

at your Wallens Ridge Prison.

He is to be released and brought here to Laughton.

I'm aware there are diplomatic procedures

and allied nations to inform,

but that is of no consequence to me.

Your concern should be with the safety of the hostages

that we hold, and I permit no bargaining.

If I do not hear back from you every hour

at the top of the hour with assurance

that al-Madhi is well and in transit,

we will begin executions.

Our drone is wired to explosives all over the campus.

If anyone tries to shoot it down,

come near the building, or interfere in any way...

we will kill people until you stop.

Religious freedom is written into your constitution

and we expect for you to honor that.

So, you see...

their fate depends on you, Deputy Quill.

Their blood will be on your hands.

You should have let them martyr him

instead of leaving him like this.

I could help him.

You are a doctor?

Studying to be.

Police.

Yo, Sarge, are you frozen?

We're getting our asses handed to us here!

I should have gone to a trade school.

Ready.

We just lost the live feed.

Damn.

The holy Quran guides us

in the formation of Dar al-Islam,

our house of peace.

And you are all invited to join in this glorious project

after you have been cleansed and purified.

Is that what I think it is?

Yeah.

You see, none of you are People of the Book.

You are infidels.

The bodies of women are not pure,

and the men's souls unclean.

We must separate the Sabaya from the Ghulam

and unburden you accordingly.

George, do something.

You do something!

The women of Laughton pretend to be...

uncontaminated,

but they are whores who prostitute themselves.

And the messenger of God said

that one of the signs of the hour

is that the slave girl gives birth to her master.

Up.

You women shall be part of this prophecy, but...

not like this.

Look here.

The cleave of the breasts,

the bare thighs,

it is all haram, designed to make any man sin.

It's disgusting.

You women will cover yourselves properly

after you have been washed of your whoredoms.

Divide them and line them up.

Up! Now!

Man, there.

Woman here.

Move!

Hello?

Don't you know me?

Khanjar?

We frightened you?

I thought...

the guns, I...

I didn't know you would do this!

Let me--come, let me show you something.

We're just up on the 2nd Floor.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Hi, Dev!

Oh.

Good to see you, man.

Who's this?

Terrence Kirk. Campus security.

Where the hell did you get that thing?

Oh, you know, from the terrorist

I just killed in our room!

We're under attack, and we need intel.

But our comms have been knocked out.

Phones, WiFi, radio.

I reckon they're using a barrage jammer

on everything, except the frequencies

they've carved out.

I'm headed to the first floor lounge.

The shitty computer down there has an ethernet connection,

probably one hardwired to a data center

outside the range of whatever tech

these guys are using.

Where'd you find this crazy ass white boy?

They gave him to me as a roommate.

From up here, you can see the first of our victories.

There will be many more.

"And remember, O Muhammed,

"when those who disbelieved plotted

"against you to kill you or restrain you

"or evict you from Mecca.

"But they plan, and Allah plans.

And Allah is the best of planners."

You both did your part in our conquest,

and for this I am thankful.

Your government kills people all over the world.

They celebrate it.

Do you only care when they look like you?

America destroyed our original, glorious caliphate.

They tortured and imprisoned our caliph,

but they could not kill our spirit.

Our purpose transcends the things of this world.

We just didn't expect so much death.

We have killed the right amount to instill fear.

Many we let run, so they could tell others of our strength,

and the remaining ones are...piano keys.

I expected more resistance, but I should not be surprised.

So many in your country

cannot even be bothered to produce children,

but this is a day that you will tell yours about.

We're not-- we won't have kids.

I like everyone, and Bruce--

I'm gay.

You will corrupt our caliphate.

Khanjar, we want the same thing!

To bring down this imperialist nation together!

I--I created the Muslim Solidarity Union!

I--I-- You waste your air, infidel!

Oh, my God!

No! No, please, God!

God?

Unlock your senses.

Arouse.

Enrapture.

Why does every commercial only have mixed race couples now?

Yeah. I think it's stupid, too,

but I do only date white women.

Rami's right. Smells bad in here.

Oh, he's dead, by the way.

Wait.

So, you see their fate depends on you, Deputy Quill.

Their blood will be on your hands.

What a surprise.

Ultra-radical Muslim jihadists.

These chilling images

were captured minutes ago

by News Channel 5's very own David Fogler.

Holy shit. Kwan and Avery.

And Maya, too.

David, as well as his cameraman,

are now being held hostage

in Laughton University's Student Union.

Isn't that your girlfriend, Dev?

The terror obvious on the stricken faces

of the hostages.

Damn it.

Let's go to a live look now

outside Laughton's main gate.

Nice to see there's so many cops off campus.

There's a staggering number

of unaccounted for students and faculty at this time.

Harper Mayor Gabrielle Flores had this to say.

-This ought to be good.

We have bits and pieces to the puzzle right now,

but we do not have a full and accurate picture.

Those who spread hate, division, and radicalization

have no place in our fair city,

including officials from our federal government.

That's clinically insane.

Police chief Poole says

you're blocking him from sending in a SWAT team.

I have just come from proposing a task force

to tackle the systemic causes of this kind of tragedy.

I am allowing Harper PD and first responders

around the perimeter of the campus,

but I am not comfortable turning up the temperature

-by allowing more police-- You fucking--

What the fuck, P.J.?

Nobody's coming.

Nobody's saving us.

Do you want your girlfriend raped and beheaded?

Stop!

I don't want Avery dead, okay?

I love her.

She has no idea.

So, what do we do?

You're on board with this?

Yes! I took a vow to protect this college

and everybody in it.

What these people want most is to die and go to paradise.

Seventy-two virgins and all that.

All I'm saying is, let's help them get there.

Stop.

How about it, Sue?

You believe The United States

is not all it is cracked up to be.

Do you wish to give yourself to one of my men?

Our caliph has diverse tastes,

and only Allah knows which ones will please him.

Be patient, brothers, and you will be rewarded.

How do I know this?

Because you are faithful and strong.

Bring the women down to the gym.

It has showers where they can be made clean.

Get back. Get back.

Yalla, yalla, yalla.

Okay. Okay.

Yalla!

Gentlemen, listen up while I sand table our plan.

I could've just moved my stuff!

No time.

Say this power strip represents the student union.

This beaker is us in Ballinger.

And, uh, this tissue box is the bell tower.

Make the beaker the tower.

Yeah. Why would you make the tissue box the tower

when the beaker's taller?

Holy shit, you guys we're gonna die.

Okay. We're flanked and outnumbered.

We need a diversion, so they'll miss our assault.

What assault? A night raid.

Terrence and me take out the tower sniper,

while Dev, you get into the student union

and release as many hostages as possible. Okay?

If we do it right,

all the attention will be on the tower.

So you should be able to sneak in,

and Bob's your uncle.

Why can't we go now?

Why are we waiting till tonight?

In war, there is but one favorable moment;

the great art is to seize it.

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Let's do a complete inventory of all the weapons we have.

Stop doing that!

Take off your shirts!

I hear only useless words, Deputy Director,

and I urge you not to test me.

On your knees. Now!

The next time my phone rings,

I expect to hear the voice of our caliph,

Asad al-Madhi himself.

Right where you belong.

Hermann?

Could that be made to broadcast on our signal?

Move!

There's something more.

Another Blessing from Allah.

Another sign that we are pleasing Him.

The daughter of a billionaire.

What a mighty shield for us...

it's like an iron dome for our caliphate.

The amount of shekels that he has stolen and hoarded means

that he will know people in power.

They will want to be reelected and he will offer up his purse

if you remain unharmed.

His blood pressure is too low.

He needs fluid, saline.

The student clinic is close, too.

It's-- No.

Send someone with me.

I give you my word.

I won't try to escape.

Khanjar?

It's time.

What the hell is that?

They've taken over our phones.

Some kind of Trojan program.

Yeah. That's creepy as hell.

I don't like that one bit.

Noah!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Please help me.

Please--please help us.

Sure this will burn?

Of course.

It's basically kerosene.

If I was that guy in the tower...

I'd lock myself up there from the inside.

Eh. A few of these should make him come down,

and we'll be waiting.

Okay! I got the AK-47 with three full mags

off the dude I killed plus his sidearm,

a SIG Sauer with two mags,

and the Glock that Devlin brought in,

so that's a gun for each of us...

Where's the mag?

Aw, shit! I left it on the quad.

Dev... wait. I saw this once on YouTube.

Jesus, P.J.!

You need a course in safe weapons handling.

A Glock will eat a SIG mag as long as you hold the bottom

of it tea-cup-style with your free hand.

What a relief.

Muslims do five calls to prayer a day.

There should be one at night around 9 p.m.

They pray right after it.

That's when we go. The Union, the tower.

How do we get into these places?

Electronic master key card.

Once it's dark, we'll crawl to the base of the tower.

Terrence, you'll open the lobby door for us,

then give Dev the key to open a side door

of the Student Union. All right.

I know the one that leads to the maintenance stairs.

All right.

There is no God but Allah.

There is no God but Allah.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

There is no God but Allah.

There is no God but Allah.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

I seek forgiveness

from Allah the Almighty.

You. You have not joined us.

No. I...

we're press.

You convert or you die.

We're--we're about to go live again.

I--I thought that's what you wanted.

I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

I seek forgiveness

from Allah the Almighty.

Muhammad is the messenger of God!

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

There is no God but Allah.

There is no God but Allah.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

There is no God but Allah.

There is no God but Allah.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

Muhammad is the messenger of God.

I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

Wa alaykum as-salam.

Hello, Caliph.

Father.

There is no God but Allah.

There is no God but Allah.

Get down! I'm good.

Man, get down!

He can't get me from here.

Plus, if you keep making me do all this up and down stuff,

I'd rather die anyway.

Okay. Good. Good. Good.

We're in position.

Not long now.

Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Please! Please!

I renounce the imperialist

United States government

and the evil and decadence it has spread

in the name of capitalism and democracy.

I embrace the true religion, Islam, with all my heart.

The one and only God is Allah.

None of that is halal,

only fruit.

The propa--propaganda of the-- the United States

is naked in its lies.

Get a girl next.

It will twist weak hearts until they bleed.

I can't do it.

I'm a Christian.

God will know you don't mean it.

-Right?

Wait. Let me.

I know you, student reporter.

What is your intention here?

I'm good on camera and I can read these words,

but people are gonna know you're forcing us to.

What you read is the truth.

Your truth. Do not doubt.

We will make sure that everyone soon believes.

Belief can't be forced.

It has to be earned.

You are bold.

If the caliph does not take you for himself, I will.

Then you will see how to earn your belief.

There it is.

Okay, once this garbage stops, we go.

Between you and me,

looks like Dev could use one final pep talk.

All right.

What? Something wrong?

I got a confession to make.

Hey, I know, I'm pretty scared--

I never did any overseas tours.

You were never in the army?

Hell yes, I was!

I was just never deployed.

I managed a vehicle depot.

Well, I worked there.

I believe this is the part where you say,

"P.J., none of that matters

"because you've been such a great friend

and you're clearly gifted in combat."

You valor-stealing piece of shit.

You get this isn't a game, right?

This is our lives, jerk-off.

Our real lives.

How'd that go?

Uh, yeah.

Just had to straighten him up a little bit, you know?

Oh.

Okay.

America is a fat, greedy,

apathetic country.

The system of injustice will be dismantled

and replaced with one representing the Prophet.

Go, go. Sit.

Sit!

Without an IV, he'll maybe last an hour.

Looks like they stalled the elevator out on five.

Shooting people is one thing,

but making us take all these stairs is diabolical.

Just pretend your insulin's up there.

No! Don't!

No!

You coming?

Yeah.

Come on.

Move!

Come on, come on, come on.

Go!

Thank you, Devlin.

Peyton, wait!

I have an idea.

No.

Out! Out!

Drop it!

Terrence, move!

Drop it!

Now! Put it down!

Put it down, man.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait? Are you crazy?

I got an idea.

Hit the button.

Yo, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.

Get in the bathroom!

Go! Go!

Never skip leg day.

Let's go.

What the hell?

Show me your hands! Show me your hands!

Help! Help.

Help. Help! Please help!

Go!

Oh. Hey, retard.

You're next.

What is it?

Khanjar!

Damn! Well done.

More like medium with a warm pink center.

You ain't right, dawg.

Khanjar won't like this.

Allah teaches us women must be disciplined.

Come on. Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Kwan, come on, man!

I can't, bro. They just took Maya.

And Lizzy's at the clinic.

Sometimes monkeys fall from trees.

What?

It means I gotta stay.

It's literally an ancient Korean proverb.

Kwan!

Get that gun workin'!

I'm out of bullets!

Good thing you can run!

I'm out, too!

Drop it! Okay, okay.

Okay, okay! Hey, hey.

Hands behind your head! They're right behind us!

They're coming!

No, he's not one of them! He's--

Shit.

I'm here.

I know.

You were expecting the other guy.

Is he dead?

Yeah.

You could say he's disappointing 72 virgins as we speak.

Are you shot?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I prayed for help.

And here you are.

Just doing my job, ma'am.

Your turn.

Read.

No.

No!

No! No!

I, the daughter of billionaire James Dupree,

have been viciously Islamophobic in the past

and I hereby renounce America.

My father is a puppet for Israel

and I want him to know...

I'd rather die than have you surrender to these people!

Feds go home!

This person was duly elected?

Lord help us.

Look. Look at them.

They're fascists.

The mayor keeps asking to see you.

Tell her to read the constitution.

Feds go home!

Your dad was my friend.

He was my best friend.

I loved him.

I miss him every day.

You're a lot like him...

in your half-cocked,

stubborn ass way.

He'd have been proud of you.

Boss wants to see you.

I have been viciously Islamophobic in the past,

and I hereby renounce America.

I'd rather die than have you surrender to these people!

Holy shit.

Mm-hmm.

You okay, man?

You'll see.

The military industrial complex wins again.

Thank you.

Oh, Devlin Shaw?

Hey. Teresa Quill of the FBI.

I've already nominated you and your friend P.J.

for the Congressional Gold Medal,

our country's highest civilian honor.

Thanks. Um, when are you going in though?

There's still students in there.

While your rescue operation was exceedingly brave,

it did complicate matters.

Ibrahim's demands have changed now

that his caliphate is ruined.

He's requested a helicopter bring him and his father

to a fully-fueled airplane at Dulles Airport.

His father?

Ibrahim is Asad al-Madhi's son.

Confusing, I know.

But he changed his name in order to align with prophecy--

Why don't you just kill these guys?

While I appreciate the sentiment,

but frankly, this is above your head.

Saunders here was Delta Force, the best of the best.

He personally caught Asad in Somalia.

He's been pleading with me

to let him loose on these bastards,

and don't you think I want to?

No.

No?

I don't think you want to turn them loose.

Otherwise, you just would.

This is foreign affairs at the highest level.

It isn't simple.

I think it is.

Get Devlin on the phone with his family.

I'm sure they're worried.

Wow.

It's ringing. Hey, man.

I'm--I'm about to piss my pants.

Excuse me? Bathroom.

Feds go home!

Uh, right back that way. Feds go home!

Whoa, no! No!

Go back.

Feds go home!

You just gonna sit there? Huh?

Feds go home! Feds go home!

We're going back in.

Feds go home! Feds go home!

You're so sexy right now.

You really shouldn't smoke near ammunition.

It's - it's not lit.

I just like the taste.

You boys going rogue?

We can't just do nothing.

You said yourself we'd go back in.

As soon as we had enough firepower.

Slide these under your new outfits.

What do you say

we turn those SOBs into a fine red mist?

Feds go home! Feds go home!

Feds go home!

Uh-huh.

Are things under control there?

Absolutely.

Wait, Senator, let me call you back.

What the hell?

Careful!

You can set them off all at once now.

Remotely. Just type in the code.

Advance while shooting.

Do not burst fire, single shot.

When you take aim, keep both eyes open.

This is not a video game, son.

As we move, one man will cover while the other guys go.

They call that leapfrogging.

Shut your mouth and listen.

Sir, yes, sir!

Everybody up. Now!

And in case, the situation goes fluid,

goes tits up, remember, freedom in defeat

is better than slavery in victory.

Great quote!

Who said that?

I did.

Your dad used to forget that, too.

His dad? How do you know his dad?

Dev? How does he know your dad?

Get ready to bail!

♪ One time a thing ♪ occurred to me ♪

♪ What's real ♪ and what's for sale? ♪

♪ Blew a kiss ♪ and tried to take it home ♪

♪ Isn't you, isn't me ♪ Cover me!

Where are you going?

Gotta keep the pressure on.

Okay. Come on!

♪ Somewhere in the vasoline ♪

♪ Two times ♪ and it has rendered me ♪

♪ Punch drunk ♪ and without bail ♪

♪ Think I'd be safer all alone ♪

Set! ♪ Flies in the vasoline we are ♪

♪ Sometimes it blows my mind ♪ Come on!

♪ Keep getting stuck here ♪ all the time ♪

Come on! ♪ Isn't you, isn't me ♪

♪ Search for things ♪ that you can't see ♪

♪ Going blind out of reach ♪

♪ Somewhere in the vasoline ♪

Can you help me over to the bomb?

Yeah.

Are you firing?

I don't think you're shooting!

Was I not? All right. I will now. Woo!

How do we not kill the girls?

We need to split up.

Try to get a side-shot before they get to that bird.

Up! Up!

Move!

On three.

One, two, rock and roll.

Empty it!

Get down!

♪ Keep gettin' stuck here ♪ all the time ♪

♪ Isn't you, isn't me ♪

♪ Search for things ♪ that you can't see ♪

♪ Going blind, out of reach ♪

♪ Somewhere in the vasoline ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

Give me the closest computer.

Please. Please. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Holy! Holy shit.

P.J.!

To the bird. Go, go, go!

I can't see. I can't see.

Don't you die on me, you crazy bastard!

I think I am. I think I am. I think I am.

I just wanted to let you know that--

that I--I-- that I love you.

I love you.

I've always loved you

ever since I saw you in freshman orientation.

Are--are you wearing a bulletproof vest?

It still really, really hurts.

It still hurts.

I feel a lot better now.

Watch out!

You okay?

I swallowed my gum.

Let's go.

Ow.

How do you know what to do?

I'm Asian.

Devlin!

Captain Clay Saunders!

I got some unfinished business with your prisoner.

You won't win.

The first caliphate on American soil.

It will inspire millions, many of them already here.

You won't survive the storm that is to come.

Just shoot, Dev!

I am to believe that you'll shoot me?

You'll shoot me.

In shackles?!

I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life.

When you die, you are nothing.

When we die, we are martyrs.

Only one way to find out!

This is not the American way.

The American way is your task forces

and--and your trials,

your climate change, and your abortions!

Whoa!

Actually, that's the American way.

Can I take you to the carnival now?

Yeah.

♪ You say ♪

♪ We've got nothing in common ♪

♪ No common ground ♪ to start from ♪

♪ And we're falling apart ♪

♪ You'll say the world ♪ has come between us ♪

♪ Our lives have ♪ come between us ♪

♪ Still, I know you ♪ just don't care ♪

♪ And I said, "What about ♪ Breakfast at Tiffany's?" ♪

♪ She said, "I think ♪ I remember that film and ♪

♪ As I recall, I think ♪ we both kinda liked it" ♪

♪ And I said, "Well, that's ♪ the one thing we've got" ♪

♪ I see you, ♪ the only one who knew me ♪

♪ And now your eyes see ♪ through me ♪

♪ I guess I was wrong ♪

♪ So what now? ♪ It's plain to see we're over ♪

♪ And I hate ♪ when things are over ♪

♪ When so much is left undone ♪

♪ And I said, "What about ♪ Breakfast at Tiffany's?" ♪

♪ She said, "I think I ♪ remember that film and ♪

♪ As I recall, I think ♪ we both kinda liked it" ♪

♪ And I said, "Well, that's ♪ the one thing we've got" ♪

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