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They look very pretty.

You know, this is a competition, so I need to start being mean.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth. I think we got the wrong conference.

Or suffer the wrath of the last dead.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Presented by McDonald's.

I start. I guess you start. Yeah, go ahead, start first.

Is my hand shaking? I'm terrified, yeah.

But it's okay. Alright.

We're going to do this together.

Our film obsession has become a pop culture phenomenon thanks to its

unpredictable mix of horror, comedy, and relationship drama.

You must now provide a full synopsis of obsession in 30 seconds.

Miss a single plot point and you eat a death wing.

30 seconds, full synopsis of obsession. Period.

There's four friends, Ian, Bear, Nikki, and Sarah.

And Bear is low-key obsessed with Nikki and really makes a wish that then takes

her autonomy away.

And the other version of her pops out. She's also low-key sneaking off to hook

up with her friend Ian that Bear doesn't realize.

Also, the cat's dead. Then she made the cat into a sandwich and then also kills

Ian, also kills Sarah with a brick and a car.

It's a minivan.

And it's really cool. And then she snaps back at herself because Bear kills

himself with the pills.

My heart's beating out of my chest. Tell me right now. I have too much anxiety.

Tell me right now what it is.

I think she got the main plot points where, you know, Nikki loses her

autonomy. That's what the movie's about.

I would say that's a pass.

We've had a lot of missed handshakes and high fives. Should we just do a really

good handshake? Right now?

Heck yeah.

Together we made Nikki and Bear an instant classic screen couple.

However... Which of my real-life qualities would annoy you the most if we

were actually in a relationship?

Aww. Pick them out. Okay.

Honesty? Let's go. I think sometimes... I think

sometimes... What kind of question is this?

Are you getting this? No, no, no, no, no. Are you getting this?

Sometimes I just get anxious, and you're super silly, so I might be a little bit

like... Be serious.

And I think that you would get a kick out of that. But I will say, though,

when we were in it and doing the thing, we were dialed in. We were like, let's

go. But that's not the question. I'm supposed to say bad things about you.

Talk shit. Yeah, no, I think maybe just like the foods that you sometimes would

eat, I wouldn't be able to eat some of those foods. The foods? Yeah.

Like what? Like the snacks.

Like hot cheetos?

Yeah. Girl!

I would... I'm taking that as a hint of being Mexican. The Mexican community,

are you getting this? Hey, hey, hold up, hold up. Are you getting this?

I'm a quarter Mexican.

Canceled. Really?

Yes. Orale.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, it's not enough to be, like, out there being like... Is it hot in

here? He's just Mexican.

Am I right, ladies?

I'm so scared.

Well, this is your turn to read the card. Oh, I am.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's wild card, motherfucker.

Okay.

It's tough.

It's tough to make it through. This is a hard one? I'm talking now.

It's tough to make it through the grueling experience of shooting a horror

movie with a good sense of humor. The other player must now fill their mouth

with water while you attempt to make them laugh.

Whoever fails at their task must eat a death wing. You're good at serious

faces, though.

You're the one who wins all these competitions.

If you spit it on me, my makeup artist is going to jump across this table and

bite you.

Oh my god, it's the timer going.

I don't know what to say. I don't think I'm a funny person, but I'm going to

try. Okay, should I tell the story that happened this morning? No, that's not

appropriate.

I love things that my friends have said, and so I will write them down.

But Megan didn't know the word for a romance novel, and she called it a jizzy

book.

I thought it was funny. I'm a threat to the cuddle community, which is true.

My friend was bedazzling a helmet and five minutes earlier she had a mental

breakdown and we had smoked weed and then finally we're like, she's

bedazzling. And then she goes, I'm in a really good place mentally. But I

thought it was funny because five minutes earlier she wasn't. But she

smokes a little bit of weed and she bedazzles a helmet. It's fine.

You know what I mean?

That's time.

You almost got me, but I think I'm so scared. I think I'm just so scared that

I'm just scared, but that was unhinged. Okay, this is not, okay, this is, this

is, this is going to happen. Yeah, should we?

I have to. I'm going to keep my jacket on for now because I think that as soon

as I get one of these in my mouth, I'm going to feel really out of control and

it'll be the one thing I can control is taking off my jacket. The only thing

that I can control.

Uno, dos, tres.

Fuck you. Okay. You got this. You got this.

That's a good bite.

How you doing?

It's delicious.

Loading. Loading.

Loading. Can we do that, like, can we do that, like, animated GIF of, like, the

question marks?

You okay?

Yeah.

Oh,

this is the moment that we do that.

So, you good? You good? No! Fucking read the cards. Friendship test.

I'm going to write down my answer and you have to guess my response.

Oh, guess wrong and eat a death wing. Who was my biggest childhood crush?

Oh my god, that's so not fair.

I think we got the wrong cards. How about this? I'll write a guy and a girl.

No. No, no, no, I will. Because there were two.

This seems like a fun thing to do on Thanksgiving.

Where there's, like, mashed potatoes.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll take myself seriously.

Okay.

Do men exist?

There's no men in my brain right now.

You can ask her about the girl, too.

There's a woman.

She's involved.

Is she a superhero?

Kind of.

Oh, okay. Wait.

She's my favorite person ever, and if I screw up the name on the last name,

people do it to me as well, I understand.

Okay, three, two, one.

Holy shit!

You did great!

Josh Hartnett and this is a really weird film to like have a crush on someone for

about 30 days a night.

I just thought he was really cute.

And then I also just like have a huge crush on Jennifer Lawrence. What do you

mean? What do you mean?

Jennifer Lawrence is a good man.

Congratulations. That was fantastic.

Great job.

Yeah, how you doing? How you doing?

I'm doing great. Okay. Oh, friendship test.

I'm going to write down my answer, and you have to guess my response. Guess

wrong, eat it.

My gamer cred is well documented. What is the first video game that made me

fall in love with gaming?

This is quite niche because I actually gave the real answer yesterday in a

podcast. Oh, it's niche, so it's not called gaming. Hold on.

So the real answer is something that I said yesterday, which you wouldn't know.

But the answer that I've said publicly and that we've talked about is still

true. What?

Did that make sense? Say that again? Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Is it a first-person shooter?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You said it's... Give me, like, another... Is it a shooter?

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. What about the handshake? Come on.

I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away.

I'm gonna do two. I'm gonna give you the niche one and the other one.

How old are you? Shit.

I'm old enough.

Oh, man. I don't even know. I'm just gonna write down some stuff.

Oh, I'm so scared. I just felt my bowels drop. Your balls or your bowels?

Genuinely, what did you say?

I think because I know you, I'm assuming you said bowels. Yes, okay.

Because you're not, you wouldn't say bowls.

No. Okay, I would. You wouldn't.

And that's what makes us so perfect together.

I don't know. I'm just going to do it. I don't know.

Golden eye.

Yeah, you know, like the James Bond.

I do love that.

So what, did I get it? You did. You got Call of Duty.

So, so the question is like, do I have to take like a small bite?

Take a little nibble for the potty. All right, it's time. I think that honestly

the, the, the, the, um... I'll do it with you in solidarity.

Oh, that's, okay, now you're gonna make me look like a baby.

Uh-uh. All right.

I'm gonna do the same wing because it's in solidarity.

Ah, shit.

It's not funny. Stop laughing.

Eating the chicken underneath actually helps. Fun fact.

Bad idea.

Don't do that.

Give it a second.

Yeah, no.

That's fine.

Yeah. Just don't inhale at all.

Oh, wow. No, it's good.

That was fine.

Was that a big enough bite?

No.

Show that to camera right now. Don't touch it.

I'll give you a good background to look at. All right, all right, all right.

Fine, all right, fine.

Lick it.

My hands are shaking.

Okay, good.

That was mean of me to do to you. I'm sorry.

Can you do the window sound?

Like, please. You're, like, powering down?

Yeah.

I'm not taking milk for... I know. Doesn't it seem like you're kind of,

like... It's just... It's good.

Do you feel the lip plumper?

Do we look like we did the Kylie Jenner challenge?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. By the end of Obsession, both Bear and Nikki are bruised and

bloodied from a series of traumatic events.

The other player can now draw on your face uninterrupted for 30 seconds.

Oh, shit.

You can prevent this from happening by eating a Deathwing. Oh!

She's drawing on my face.

Okay, okay. What am I drawing on your face? Please don't draw a penis.

Give me a sweetheart. Do it like, do like some red, like make it look bloody.

Okay, will do. You want to be bloody? Yeah.

I'll make you look cool.

You're on my face.

What the fuck, dude?

All right, okay, it's time.

Okay. You want to come around or should we?

Yeah.

Uninterrupted for 30 seconds.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, should I?

Little bloody teary eyes.

How you doing?

Good. How, in life in general, how things going for you? I'm doing really

good. I'll get seen in a minute.

I went to Paris, I went to Europe. I saw.

It was actually really cool. Did you get a croissant? I did get a croissant. How

was it?

It was good.

Can I get your signature?

Yeah. On your forehead.

And then I'll sell it on eBay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. Honestly, you look hot.

Oh, I love it. You actually look sick.

Oh, my God. This is really cool.

Three, two, pose for me.

Yeah. That's going on the wall for sure.

Great.

Whose turn is it?

All right, let's go. Okay.

We've all heard the saying, be careful what you wish for. Tempt fate by making

your own wish on a one-wish willow for all the world to see.

Or eat a wing. Or eat a wing.

Holy shit.

My wish would be to get my parents proud with this challenge.

I feel like I have to. I think you just did.

All right.

I'll, um, I got one. I'll do a, this is just, I'm a, I'm a dork and I just think

this will be cool. Here we go.

I forgot how bad it is.

Oh, nice one.

Michael, what's that over there?

Huh?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna do, um, I'm gonna wish for a, I'm gonna wish for a, like a

bath.

Right now.

I wish, I wish I had a shower.

Whoa, shit.

I wish I had a shower.

What the, what is this made of?

I wish I had a shower!

We'll do like a cool, like an edit, like a swipe. Oh my god. That it just goes

like whoosh.

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Indy, I actually love what you did with my face.

There we go.

You got this.

It's cut.

is gonna be crazy to cut from us before and now you're all pretty and I'm

fucked.

Uh, the reference was to Peanut Butter Baby.

Do you remember that? Ah.

No? Okay. Did my willow work? Ritz-Carlton crackers.

My face is... It did. Oh, sweet. Alright, whose card?

Okay. Dealer's choice. The player who picks this card can ask their opponent

any question they wish. The other player must answer truthfully or eat a death

wing. Okay, be mean. Let's go. That's what this game is about. Be like Kiki

Palmer. Gag him.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

If you... If I... ...could replace me with another actor... Girl.

...but you would get $10 million, would you do it? Oh, no.

Aw, that's so sweet. Genuinely, no. And I mean that with my whole mouth right

now. I think your performance is absolutely phenomenal, and I think that

the way that you played it was beautiful. Thank you. And it's one of my

favorite performances of this year.

That's very sweet.

It's all fucking true.

Because I can't, I can't, I have no capacity to say anything else right now.

You really could ask me the world and I'd answer it. Yeah, it was a horrible

question. I need to eat a wing. Do another one. No, do another one. No, no,

it was bad. I don't know why I asked that. Okay, fine. I'm eating a wing.

Three, two, one, go.

I love the face that you make whenever you eat the wing.

What, what face?

Oh, yeah.

Dude, I can't imagine another, another Freaky Nikki.

Thank you.

When you did the smile, I'm your freaking Nikki.

Remember, I was like, show me what you're going to do. And you were like,

no. You were like, no.

I always try to do the lip pop thing that you do.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so, like, it goes.

Do you want another one?

Does that help?

Yeah, more help.

I'm like Linda.

Ariana, coming for your job.

Actually, no, I'm the fairy godmother in Trek.

You could have been naughty and asked me a fucked question.

My performance as Nikki took me from Twitch streamer to Oscar contender

overnight. Having witnessed this rapid rise, name one way that fame has changed

me.

You're just, you're booked and busy now.

And guess who always answers the phone every time I call?

You always answer me. I do. You have never not answered the phone. I love

this girl. She's real. I'm getting my toast done. I answer Michael.

And she answers the phone. And I would do the same thing. Because I love you.

Is it impressive that I haven't had a sip of milk or should I just have the

milk? You should have milk. Also, you want peanut butter?

Soon. Okay.

Let me stick with the cow drink.

Wow. It really works. That's what I'm saying.

Okay.

It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. You and

your... You and your opponent can add a little extra dab to your final wings.

Now, why would you... Wait, baby, which one do you want? Do you want the last

dab experience?

The last dab Thermageddon?

Or the last dab... Did you say Uma Thurman?

Or Apollo 13?

The last dab X-Men?

We're opening them all.

Oh, well, aren't we just feeling adventurous all of a sudden?

I was gonna put all of them on.

On all of the wings? Yeah, I'm gonna put all three. No, but you're only biting

one.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Michael Johnston! No, no, I'm doing it.

Fuck you. Oh, my stomach just did a thing. So I put Apollo, and I put that

one, and now it's time for X-Men.

You know what? This has been such a fun experience.

I would do this again.

Despite having a production budget of just $700,000...

Obsession has become one of the highest grossing horror films of all time.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck. You're gonna eat this down.

For our final challenge, the two of us will face off in a game of horror

charades. We will have one minute to feed each other silent clues to guess

famous scary movie titles. Whoever gets through the most title wins, and the

loser has to eat the wing. Oh, that's fun. You're gonna eat me boots house

down. Okay, I'm just gonna have you two stand up real quick.

Oh, I love this.

Love, love, love, 10 out of 10. I'm not going to lie to you because we're not

moving. He's way better than me. We actually started, the beginning of

Obsession was Shrides because I was too scared to do shit and Curry was like,

you got to get over that. And he's like, you're all going to come over and play

Shrides. You got to grab it from the bowl and I'm not going to look.

Oh, oh, that's a great one.

Jason Voorhees.

Friday the 13th.

Mask. Freddy Cougar.

Middle. Fuck you. Wedding. The ring!

Us.

Obsession. Phone call.

Scream. Love.

This is fun. We should do this.

Axe. Baseball.

Oh, The Shining!

Cannibal. Hannibal Lecter.

Silence of the Lambs.

Chainsaw. Chainsaw Man.

The Chainsaw Man! That's an anime.

Hold on, let me, let me put some of these back.

I'm sorry. Oh my God. That was so exciting. Well, we can't repeat stuff

now. No, no, no. I know. I didn't let it be messy.

Yeah. How does this look? It looks sick. Okay. Ready?

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

I don't know this movie.

Oh my God.

Oh, okay.

Sleeping.

Bed.

Nightmare on Elm Street?

Yes! Okay.

Okay, okay.

Shoe.

Licking a shoe.

Eating shoes.

Milkman.

Cat.

Snake. It's on a plane. Okay, let's do a different one.

Fuck. It was from dusk till dawn. Quentin Tarantino.

Toes. Don't make me look like an idiot. You know what this is.

That's impressive.

What the hell is she doing?

Oh, it's one of those hooks.

Oh, what's that movie shit?

Hook.

Captain Hook.

I know what you did last summer.

Oh. I feel like that's pretty accurate.

Oh. Fuck you, you won. And it only came because of the fact that you were more

cautious than me. But I'm doing it with her. Of course. No, you don't have to.

But I want to. Okay.

Wait, which one was it? I can't believe you're doing this with me.

Yeah, of course.

Okay, you ready?

Cheers.

I was going to put all of them on.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

This is really bad, Michael.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

It's just not coming out of my nose.

What?

Michael is today's winner.

Give it up for Michael.

Am I king?

No, I should. Thank you. I accept this award. I think we both won.

I think we both did. I accept this award on behalf of both of us.

I think we just trauma bonded in a way that nobody's going to take away from

us. Yeah. This is my dog.

I highly recommend this.

You haven't seen Obsession. It's on Peacock.

I accept the award, but honestly, we did it together.

This is our award.

I'm very proud of myself that I did that.

And I can't wait to be 75 and rewatch this video and be like, you did that.

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?

You know you can catch me every Thursday interviewing celebrities over the wings

of death. But if you're looking for a little more Scoville-laced action, tune

in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's the show where celebrities go head-to

-head. They either tell the truth or suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front-row seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones Versus, Tuesdays on First We Feast. Don't miss

it.