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They look very pretty.

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You know, this is a competition, so I
need to start being mean.

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This is Hot Ones Versus.

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In front of these contestants is a stack
of deeply personal questions.

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They can either tell the truth. I think
we got the wrong conference.

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Or suffer the wrath of the last dead.

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Whoever eats the most wings loses.

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Presented by McDonald's.

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I start. I guess you start. Yeah, go
ahead, start first.

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Is my hand shaking? I'm terrified, yeah.

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But it's okay. Alright.

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We're going to do this together.

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Our film obsession has become a pop
culture phenomenon thanks to its

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unpredictable mix of horror, comedy, and
relationship drama.

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You must now provide a full synopsis of
obsession in 30 seconds.

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Miss a single plot point and you eat a
death wing.

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30 seconds, full synopsis of obsession.
Period.

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There's four friends, Ian, Bear, Nikki,
and Sarah.

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And Bear is low-key obsessed with Nikki
and really makes a wish that then takes

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her autonomy away.

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And the other version of her pops out.
She's also low-key sneaking off to hook

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up with her friend Ian that Bear doesn't
realize.

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Also, the cat's dead. Then she made the
cat into a sandwich and then also kills

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Ian, also kills Sarah with a brick and a
car.

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It's a minivan.

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And it's really cool. And then she snaps
back at herself because Bear kills

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himself with the pills.

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My heart's beating out of my chest. Tell
me right now. I have too much anxiety.

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Tell me right now what it is.

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I think she got the main plot points
where, you know, Nikki loses her

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autonomy. That's what the movie's about.

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I would say that's a pass.

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We've had a lot of missed handshakes and
high fives. Should we just do a really

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good handshake? Right now?

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Heck yeah.

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Together we made Nikki and Bear an
instant classic screen couple.

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However... Which of my real-life
qualities would annoy you the most if we

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were actually in a relationship?

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Aww. Pick them out. Okay.

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Honesty? Let's go. I think sometimes...
I think

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sometimes... What kind of question is
this?

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Are you getting this? No, no, no, no,
no. Are you getting this?

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Sometimes I just get anxious, and you're
super silly, so I might be a little bit

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like... Be serious.

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And I think that you would get a kick
out of that. But I will say, though,

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when we were in it and doing the thing,
we were dialed in. We were like, let's

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go. But that's not the question. I'm
supposed to say bad things about you.

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Talk shit. Yeah, no, I think maybe just
like the foods that you sometimes would

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eat, I wouldn't be able to eat some of
those foods. The foods? Yeah.

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Like what? Like the snacks.

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Like hot cheetos?

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Yeah. Girl!

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I would... I'm taking that as a hint of
being Mexican. The Mexican community,

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are you getting this? Hey, hey, hold up,
hold up. Are you getting this?

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I'm a quarter Mexican.

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Canceled. Really?

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Yes. Orale.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, I mean, it's not enough to be, like,
out there being like... Is it hot in

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here? He's just Mexican.

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Am I right, ladies?

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I'm so scared.

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Well, this is your turn to read the
card. Oh, I am.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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It's wild card, motherfucker.

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Okay.

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It's tough.

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It's tough to make it through. This is a
hard one? I'm talking now.

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It's tough to make it through the
grueling experience of shooting a horror

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movie with a good sense of humor. The
other player must now fill their mouth

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with water while you attempt to make
them laugh.

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Whoever fails at their task must eat a
death wing. You're good at serious

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faces, though.

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You're the one who wins all these
competitions.

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If you spit it on me, my makeup artist
is going to jump across this table and

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bite you.

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Oh my god, it's the timer going.

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I don't know what to say. I don't think
I'm a funny person, but I'm going to

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try. Okay, should I tell the story that
happened this morning? No, that's not

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appropriate.

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I love things that my friends have said,
and so I will write them down.

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But Megan didn't know the word for a
romance novel, and she called it a jizzy

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book.

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I thought it was funny. I'm a threat to
the cuddle community, which is true.

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My friend was bedazzling a helmet and
five minutes earlier she had a mental

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breakdown and we had smoked weed and
then finally we're like, she's

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bedazzling. And then she goes, I'm in a
really good place mentally. But I

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thought it was funny because five
minutes earlier she wasn't. But she

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smokes a little bit of weed and she
bedazzles a helmet. It's fine.

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You know what I mean?

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That's time.

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You almost got me, but I think I'm so
scared. I think I'm just so scared that

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I'm just scared, but that was unhinged.
Okay, this is not, okay, this is, this

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is, this is going to happen. Yeah,
should we?

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I have to. I'm going to keep my jacket
on for now because I think that as soon

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as I get one of these in my mouth, I'm
going to feel really out of control and

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it'll be the one thing I can control is
taking off my jacket. The only thing

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that I can control.

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Uno, dos, tres.

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Fuck you. Okay. You got this. You got
this.

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That's a good bite.

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How you doing?

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It's delicious.

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Loading. Loading.

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Loading. Can we do that, like, can we do
that, like, animated GIF of, like, the

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question marks?

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You okay?

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Yeah.

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Oh,

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this is the moment that we do that.

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So, you good? You good? No! Fucking read
the cards. Friendship test.

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I'm going to write down my answer and
you have to guess my response.

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Oh, guess wrong and eat a death wing.
Who was my biggest childhood crush?

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Oh my god, that's so not fair.

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I think we got the wrong cards. How
about this? I'll write a guy and a girl.

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No. No, no, no, I will. Because there
were two.

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This seems like a fun thing to do on
Thanksgiving.

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Where there's, like, mashed potatoes.

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Okay, okay, okay. I'll take myself
seriously.

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Okay.

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Do men exist?

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There's no men in my brain right now.

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You can ask her about the girl, too.

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There's a woman.

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She's involved.

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Is she a superhero?

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Kind of.

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Oh, okay. Wait.

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She's my favorite person ever, and if I
screw up the name on the last name,

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people do it to me as well, I
understand.

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Okay, three, two, one.

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Holy shit!

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You did great!

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Josh Hartnett and this is a really weird
film to like have a crush on someone for

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about 30 days a night.

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I just thought he was really cute.

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And then I also just like have a huge
crush on Jennifer Lawrence. What do you

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mean? What do you mean?

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Jennifer Lawrence is a good man.

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Congratulations. That was fantastic.

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Great job.

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Yeah, how you doing? How you doing?

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I'm doing great. Okay. Oh, friendship
test.

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I'm going to write down my answer, and
you have to guess my response. Guess

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wrong, eat it.

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My gamer cred is well documented. What
is the first video game that made me

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fall in love with gaming?

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This is quite niche because I actually
gave the real answer yesterday in a

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podcast. Oh, it's niche, so it's not
called gaming. Hold on.

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So the real answer is something that I
said yesterday, which you wouldn't know.

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But the answer that I've said publicly
and that we've talked about is still

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true. What?

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Did that make sense? Say that again?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Is it a first-person shooter?

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no. You said it's... Give me, like,
another... Is it a shooter?

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Oh, come on.

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Oh, come on. What about the handshake?
Come on.

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I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away.

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I'm gonna do two. I'm gonna give you the
niche one and the other one.

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How old are you? Shit.

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I'm old enough.

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Oh, man. I don't even know. I'm just
gonna write down some stuff.

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Oh, I'm so scared. I just felt my bowels
drop. Your balls or your bowels?

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Genuinely, what did you say?

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I think because I know you, I'm assuming
you said bowels. Yes, okay.

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Because you're not, you wouldn't say
bowls.

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No. Okay, I would. You wouldn't.

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And that's what makes us so perfect
together.

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I don't know. I'm just going to do it. I
don't know.

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Golden eye.

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Yeah, you know, like the James Bond.

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I do love that.

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So what, did I get it? You did. You got
Call of Duty.

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So, so the question is like, do I have
to take like a small bite?

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Take a little nibble for the potty. All
right, it's time. I think that honestly

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the, the, the, the, um... I'll do it
with you in solidarity.

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Oh, that's, okay, now you're gonna make
me look like a baby.

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Uh-uh. All right.

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I'm gonna do the same wing because it's
in solidarity.

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Ah, shit.

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It's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Eating the chicken underneath actually
helps. Fun fact.

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Bad idea.

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Don't do that.

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Give it a second.

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Yeah, no.

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That's fine.

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Yeah. Just don't inhale at all.

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Oh, wow. No, it's good.

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That was fine.

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Was that a big enough bite?

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No.

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Show that to camera right now. Don't
touch it.

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I'll give you a good background to look
at. All right, all right, all right.

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Fine, all right, fine.

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Lick it.

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My hands are shaking.

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Okay, good.

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That was mean of me to do to you. I'm
sorry.

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Can you do the window sound?

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Like, please. You're, like, powering
down?

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Yeah.

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I'm not taking milk for... I know.
Doesn't it seem like you're kind of,

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like... It's just... It's good.

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Do you feel the lip plumper?

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Do we look like we did the Kylie Jenner
challenge?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Okay. By the end of Obsession,
both Bear and Nikki are bruised and

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bloodied from a series of traumatic
events.

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The other player can now draw on your
face uninterrupted for 30 seconds.

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Oh, shit.

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You can prevent this from happening by
eating a Deathwing. Oh!

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She's drawing on my face.

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Okay, okay. What am I drawing on your
face? Please don't draw a penis.

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Give me a sweetheart. Do it like, do
like some red, like make it look bloody.

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Okay, will do. You want to be bloody?
Yeah.

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I'll make you look cool.

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You're on my face.

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What the fuck, dude?

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All right, okay, it's time.

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Okay. You want to come around or should
we?

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Yeah.

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Uninterrupted for 30 seconds.

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Okay. Okay.

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Oh, should I?

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Little bloody teary eyes.

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How you doing?

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Good. How, in life in general, how
things going for you? I'm doing really

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good. I'll get seen in a minute.

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I went to Paris, I went to Europe. I
saw.

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It was actually really cool. Did you get
a croissant? I did get a croissant. How

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was it?

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It was good.

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Can I get your signature?

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Yeah. On your forehead.

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And then I'll sell it on eBay.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Honestly, you look hot.

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Oh, I love it. You actually look sick.

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Oh, my God. This is really cool.

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Three, two, pose for me.

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Yeah. That's going on the wall for sure.

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Great.

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Whose turn is it?

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All right, let's go. Okay.

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We've all heard the saying, be careful
what you wish for. Tempt fate by making

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your own wish on a one-wish willow for
all the world to see.

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Or eat a wing. Or eat a wing.

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Holy shit.

252
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My wish would be to get my parents proud
with this challenge.

253
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I feel like I have to. I think you just
did.

254
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All right.

255
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I'll, um, I got one. I'll do a, this is
just, I'm a, I'm a dork and I just think

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this will be cool. Here we go.

257
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I forgot how bad it is.

258
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Oh, nice one.

259
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Michael, what's that over there?

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Huh?

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I'm gonna, I'm gonna do, um, I'm gonna
wish for a, I'm gonna wish for a, like a

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bath.

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Right now.

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I wish, I wish I had a shower.

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Whoa, shit.

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I wish I had a shower.

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What the, what is this made of?

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I wish I had a shower!

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We'll do like a cool, like an edit, like
a swipe. Oh my god. That it just goes

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like whoosh.

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Yeah, exactly, exactly.

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Indy, I actually love what you did with
my face.

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There we go.

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You got this.

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It's cut.

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is gonna be crazy to cut from us before
and now you're all pretty and I'm

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fucked.

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Uh, the reference was to Peanut Butter
Baby.

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Do you remember that? Ah.

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No? Okay. Did my willow work?
Ritz-Carlton crackers.

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My face is... It did. Oh, sweet.
Alright, whose card?

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Okay. Dealer's choice. The player who
picks this card can ask their opponent

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any question they wish. The other player
must answer truthfully or eat a death

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wing. Okay, be mean. Let's go. That's
what this game is about. Be like Kiki

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Palmer. Gag him.

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Okay.

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Mm-hmm.

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If you... If I... ...could replace me
with another actor... Girl.

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...but you would get $10 million, would
you do it? Oh, no.

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Aw, that's so sweet. Genuinely, no. And
I mean that with my whole mouth right

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now. I think your performance is
absolutely phenomenal, and I think that

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the way that you played it was
beautiful. Thank you. And it's one of my

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favorite performances of this year.

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That's very sweet.

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It's all fucking true.

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Because I can't, I can't, I have no
capacity to say anything else right now.

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You really could ask me the world and
I'd answer it. Yeah, it was a horrible

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question. I need to eat a wing. Do
another one. No, do another one. No, no,

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it was bad. I don't know why I asked
that. Okay, fine. I'm eating a wing.

300
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Three, two, one, go.

301
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I love the face that you make whenever
you eat the wing.

302
00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:31,449
What, what face?

303
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,450
Oh, yeah.

304
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:36,630
Dude, I can't imagine another, another
Freaky Nikki.

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Thank you.

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When you did the smile, I'm your
freaking Nikki.

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Remember, I was like, show me what
you're going to do. And you were like,

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00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,850
no. You were like, no.

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I always try to do the lip pop thing
that you do.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's so, like, it goes.

311
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Do you want another one?

312
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Does that help?

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Yeah, more help.

314
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I'm like Linda.

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Ariana, coming for your job.

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00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,610
Actually, no, I'm the fairy godmother in
Trek.

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You could have been naughty and asked me
a fucked question.

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My performance as Nikki took me from
Twitch streamer to Oscar contender

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overnight. Having witnessed this rapid
rise, name one way that fame has changed

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me.

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00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,230
You're just, you're booked and busy now.

322
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,230
And guess who always answers the phone
every time I call?

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You always answer me. I do. You have
never not answered the phone. I love

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00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,710
this girl. She's real. I'm getting my
toast done. I answer Michael.

325
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,870
And she answers the phone. And I would
do the same thing. Because I love you.

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00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,610
Is it impressive that I haven't had a
sip of milk or should I just have the

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00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:38,930
milk? You should have milk. Also, you
want peanut butter?

328
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,450
Soon. Okay.

329
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:45,750
Let me stick with the cow drink.

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00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,590
Wow. It really works. That's what I'm
saying.

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Okay.

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00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:55,200
It's tradition around here to put a
little extra on the last wing. You and

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your... You and your opponent can add a
little extra dab to your final wings.

334
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:06,900
Now, why would you... Wait, baby, which
one do you want? Do you want the last

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00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,759
dab experience?

336
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,500
The last dab Thermageddon?

337
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,140
Or the last dab... Did you say Uma
Thurman?

338
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,900
Or Apollo 13?

339
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,480
The last dab X-Men?

340
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,020
We're opening them all.

341
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,080
Oh, well, aren't we just feeling
adventurous all of a sudden?

342
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,300
I was gonna put all of them on.

343
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,940
On all of the wings? Yeah, I'm gonna put
all three. No, but you're only biting

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00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,940
one.

345
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Oh, shit.

346
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Okay.

347
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,600
Michael Johnston! No, no, I'm doing it.

348
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,460
Fuck you. Oh, my stomach just did a
thing. So I put Apollo, and I put that

349
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,200
one, and now it's time for X-Men.

350
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,280
You know what? This has been such a fun
experience.

351
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680
I would do this again.

352
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,240
Despite having a production budget of
just $700,000...

353
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,110
Obsession has become one of the highest
grossing horror films of all time.

354
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,210
Fuck yeah.

355
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,250
Fuck. You're gonna eat this down.

356
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:01,610
For our final challenge, the two of us
will face off in a game of horror

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00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:04,910
charades. We will have one minute to
feed each other silent clues to guess

358
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:08,210
famous scary movie titles. Whoever gets
through the most title wins, and the

359
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,609
loser has to eat the wing. Oh, that's
fun. You're gonna eat me boots house

360
00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:12,470
down. Okay, I'm just gonna have you two
stand up real quick.

361
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:15,869
Oh, I love this.

362
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,040
Love, love, love, 10 out of 10. I'm not
going to lie to you because we're not

363
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,220
moving. He's way better than me. We
actually started, the beginning of

364
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,980
Obsession was Shrides because I was too
scared to do shit and Curry was like,

365
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,620
you got to get over that. And he's like,
you're all going to come over and play

366
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,460
Shrides. You got to grab it from the
bowl and I'm not going to look.

367
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,540
Oh, oh, that's a great one.

368
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,360
Jason Voorhees.

369
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,060
Friday the 13th.

370
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,960
Mask. Freddy Cougar.

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00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,250
Middle. Fuck you. Wedding. The ring!

372
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,550
Us.

373
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,190
Obsession. Phone call.

374
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:58,590
Scream. Love.

375
00:17:58,930 --> 00:17:59,990
This is fun. We should do this.

376
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,250
Axe. Baseball.

377
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:05,490
Oh, The Shining!

378
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,290
Cannibal. Hannibal Lecter.

379
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,530
Silence of the Lambs.

380
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,590
Chainsaw. Chainsaw Man.

381
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,310
The Chainsaw Man! That's an anime.

382
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,610
Hold on, let me, let me put some of
these back.

383
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:31,250
I'm sorry. Oh my God. That was so
exciting. Well, we can't repeat stuff

384
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,890
now. No, no, no. I know. I didn't let it
be messy.

385
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:38,470
Yeah. How does this look? It looks sick.
Okay. Ready?

386
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,730
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

387
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,310
I don't know this movie.

388
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,230
Oh my God.

389
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh, okay.

390
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,860
Sleeping.

391
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,020
Bed.

392
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Nightmare on Elm Street?

393
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,180
Yes! Okay.

394
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,760
Okay, okay.

395
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,960
Shoe.

396
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:05,660
Licking a shoe.

397
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,220
Eating shoes.

398
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,060
Milkman.

399
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360
Cat.

400
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,660
Snake. It's on a plane. Okay, let's do a
different one.

401
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,610
Fuck. It was from dusk till dawn.
Quentin Tarantino.

402
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,370
Toes. Don't make me look like an idiot.
You know what this is.

403
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:22,770
That's impressive.

404
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,150
What the hell is she doing?

405
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:31,010
Oh, it's one of those hooks.

406
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,690
Oh, what's that movie shit?

407
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,770
Hook.

408
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,170
Captain Hook.

409
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,090
I know what you did last summer.

410
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,970
Oh. I feel like that's pretty accurate.

411
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,970
Oh. Fuck you, you won. And it only came
because of the fact that you were more

412
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,350
cautious than me. But I'm doing it with
her. Of course. No, you don't have to.

413
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,650
But I want to. Okay.

414
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:52,310
Wait, which one was it? I can't believe
you're doing this with me.

415
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:53,510
Yeah, of course.

416
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,570
Okay, you ready?

417
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:55,770
Cheers.

418
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,570
I was going to put all of them on.

419
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,020
Oh, no.

420
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,860
Oh, no.

421
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,559
Oh, no.

422
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,560
This is really bad, Michael.

423
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920
Oh, no.

424
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,280
Oh, my God.

425
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,620
It's just not coming out of my nose.

426
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,880
What?

427
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,040
Michael is today's winner.

428
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,300
Give it up for Michael.

429
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500
Am I king?

430
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,760
No, I should. Thank you. I accept this
award. I think we both won.

431
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,460
I think we both did. I accept this award
on behalf of both of us.

432
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,480
I think we just trauma bonded in a way
that nobody's going to take away from

433
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,780
us. Yeah. This is my dog.

434
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,480
I highly recommend this.

435
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,720
You haven't seen Obsession. It's on
Peacock.

436
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,360
I accept the award, but honestly, we did
it together.

437
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,940
This is our award.

438
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,920
I'm very proud of myself that I did
that.

439
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:16,400
And I can't wait to be 75 and rewatch
this video and be like, you did that.

440
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,840
Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?

441
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,660
You know you can catch me every Thursday
interviewing celebrities over the wings

442
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:46,680
of death. But if you're looking for a
little more Scoville-laced action, tune

443
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,820
in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's
the show where celebrities go head-to

444
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:54,660
-head. They either tell the truth or
suffer the wrath of the last dab.

445
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:59,220
So tune in Tuesdays for a front-row seat
to the fiery fights and celebrity

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00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:04,580
clashes. That's Hot Ones Versus,
Tuesdays on First We Feast. Don't miss

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00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,580
it.

