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She's a unicorn from a magic land.

And he calls his name when we need a hand.

He's the pal who knows our names.

He's the king of fun and games.

It's Buddy, oh Buddy.

He's cuddly, cuddly, our best friend. It's Buddy, oh Buddy.

He's cuddly and a way.

You're just right for me.

mailbox open wide there we go

oh

wow

it's an invitation to a dance party wow i better

go practice my moves bye kids bye mailman i can't wait to dance my song

song hit it strappy you got it

Go away!

your chance to be brave.

like someone else needs to learn to be brave.

You shoot a half ball.

Those magic dancing shoes won't go anywhere unless you're dancing.

I just want to be left alone.

Josh,

we had a deal. I give you the magic dancing shoes and you try one little

dance move.

No, you don't need it. Yes, I do now. But go away, I'm afraid.

Hey, Nurse Nancy.

Are you having a good time?

No, buddy.

I'm having a great time.

Hey, buddy.

We made up a death ring because we love you. Aw, I love you too.

Where's Josh?

That's what I wanted to tell you.

After I taught Josh to dance, he loved it so much, he decided to go on a

dancing tour in Diamond City.

If you ask me, that's something worth dancing about.

Ready, guys?

Come on.

You move your leg like this.

And swing your arms inside.

And turn your head around.

That's right,

Trashy. Well...

Yes, you do.

And I love each one of you.

Thank you.

What's the Josh and Doug's name for me?

Oh, it's Traylor.

Close your door.

Hi, Wade. Hi, Freddie.

What's that you have there, Wade?

Josh's book.

I've been looking for this.

I'll get it to Josh.

Freddie found it in the trash.

It has stains on it.

That's right.

I was painting a goodbye card for Josh, and Betty spilled red paint on his book.

So I got him a new book, and I threw this away.

And now I remember.

Buddy? What is it, Freddie?

Can we send Josh a goodbye card, too?

Of course you can.

But first, it's time to learn about pleading.

Pleading. is important.

It kills germs and it keeps us healthy.

Different jobs need different cleaners. Dishes need detergent.

Windows need window cleaner.

Some cleaners are very poisonous.

Some can catch fire very easily. Always ask a grown-up if we're handling

chemicals under the city.

Now, let's get clean.

I never made Josh a card!

And I certainly never spilled paint!

I have an idea.

Great work, Gabe!

How about a song to really make it sparkle?

I better go see Miss Nancy.

It could get infected.

Safety first. Like you always say, buddy.

Because we split her.

We were just pretending.

Why would you do that?

We wanted to ask you something.

Have you noticed anything weird about Betty lately?

I don't know what you mean.

We found Josh smoking the trash.

It had blood on it.

Betty said that Betty spilled red paint on it.

But Betty said that she didn't.

Well, Betty does get confused.

I'll tell you what.

I'll talk to Buddy.

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this.

Where you going?

I'm gonna hear what Buddy's gonna say to Nurse Nancy.

That's Eve's drop. It won't be such a goody-goody.

What's wrong with being a goody-goody? Better than being a snoop. Zip it,

strappy. Okay.

Everything's fine.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Look how tightly he's hugging her neck.

we have.

i'm so glad you

I'm sorry

guys,

it's true.

We need to go to Diamond City.

We need the park!

But, they even said it's about safe out there without Ibrona!

Wait! Stop talking! Look!

Do you think Aaron's talking? Is he going to come to life? But I didn't do

anything wrong!

We can't keep him away forever.

We need to walk calmly to the train.

Hello, kids!

Hi, Mom and Mom!

See you at the riding ride!

Keep walking.

Oh, Buddy!

Hi, Oliver.

What's wrong?

I'm sorry.

It's really mean to go to Dodge City right now.

But you'll miss Buddy's party.

It's an emergency.

I'm really sick.

Oh, no.

Okay, then. All aboard!

Let's go!

Diamond City!

Hi, guys.

What are you doing?

Clear the track, buddy.

Wade is sick and I've got to get him to Diamond City.

No, Charlie.

I'll take him to the nurse.

She says you need to go to Diamond City. You go to Diamond City?

I need to talk to you.

You lied about me and you hurt my feelings.

Please. Don't worry, friend.

I know Wade was responsible.

Now go and...

We're not supposed to mess with the chemicals under the sheet.

No, Freddy, he is too powerful.

down the knife, Wayne.

What are you doing, Freddy?

I told you to stay in the... A lighter?

Freddy, this isn't like you. This is crazy.

Drop the lighter, Freddy.

Drop the lighter, Freddy.

That's better.

Now go back to the clubhouse.

A lighter is a very dangerous thing.

You have to be careful.

Well, that's all the time we have.

Give me love, buddy. Yes, you do.

And I love you.

It's not working.

Sure, yes.

Well, we can work with a whole variety of budgets to fit any project, yeah?

Yes, absolutely.

Oh, Diana, I'm going to call you right back. Okay. All right. Thank you.

But what if that one falls off?

Well, that's what I use, too.

So they can look out for each other.

Oh my god, okay.

Okay, let's go. I gotta go get your brother. Let's go.

Hi!

I'm so sorry I'm late. Sorry. Thank you.

Good to see you.

Sorry I'm late.

How was the party?

Uh... What is that?

Is that a goldfish?

I don't know.

It's part of the party, I guess.

It's the birthday kit.

We got presents.

Maybe this will be fun.

What was the name of the goldfish you had before?

I've never had a goldfish.

Yes, you did.

Maybe it was a betta fish.

Gosh, you loved that fish. When you said that you wanted a pet, you could

actually pet.

Do you remember that?

Was that a baby or something?

No.

Maybe it was Timothy?

I mean, who does that?

He was a cute fish.

But that was funny.

It's like, who's going to clean it?

I will.

But you didn't clean the room.

I didn't clean the room.

I just did clean my room. Guys, dinner, come on.

Derek, you don't have headphones, honey.

We're literally all here.

Let's do it again.

Ooh, what do you guys got? Nuggets.

Imagine world peace.

Get it?

It sounds like world peace?

I don't get it.

World peace sounds like... World peace.

But what are world peace?

I mean, is that really a food? Is it really?

Yeah, it's peas and a blender or something like mashed potatoes. It's

just a funny bumper sticker or something.

People don't eat that.

It's not food, is it?

I think it's not food. It's not food.

Guys,

puns don't have to be.

Mom? She's fine.

Hey. Hi.

I'm so sorry about that.

No, come on. It's okay.

I'm just walking through it again. You said the chair was cursed?

No. It just, uh...

It was the worst feeling I've

ever felt.

Just an icy cold.

My heart is in it.

It's not in the chair.

Okay, then we won't move the chair. But the important thing is you feel better

now, right?

No, I don't.

Sorry.

I'm going to look for a therapist tomorrow.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, great idea.

Yeah.

Therapist.

Good thinking.

By the way, I don't think there's anything embarrassing

about self-care.

Oh yeah, neither do I.

Exactly.

What are you doing?

Yeah, sorry.

An empty chair could represent a feeling of absence or loss.

Why do you think you might feel that way?

I don't know.

Not doing this shit with your husband?

Fine. It's good.

Do you think that I can get meds?

Well, that's one of the tools we have at our disposal, but...

I'd like to go a little deeper.

Maybe hear how you're feeling.

Well, it's not about the time, but the money and your grades.

We had a deal, remember?

I already promised me and Chris I'm going, though.

Okay, so that's my fault?

Good evening.

I'm Dr. Deborah Berg. You must be Grace. Yes, you're early.

I sensed a greater urgency.

Hi, uh...

Sorry, uh, who's this? Uh, this is Dr. Deborah Byrne. Clairvoyant

parapsychologist.

You hired a psychic?

You must be Ben.

Oh, okay. Did your powers tell you that?

Ben, just, um, uh, please come in.

Show me the rest of the house, please. Okay.

Our intuitions are more perceptive than our conscious minds.

called crazy many times.

Spiritual anomalies often manifest themselves subconsciously as an abiding

sense of wrongness.

Persistent unease.

That's what I've been feeling.

Is this from nobody's office?

As long as we've lived here, it spins.

So sometimes we use it as a guest room.

There's very powerful energy in this room.

something terrible it's me i'm experiencing something terrible can we

wrap it up i'll need the whole family together

in the dining room what

are

we doing here who is she

I'm a doctor.

She's not a real doctor.

So we

may attempt to contact the presence in this house of spirit

who resides here. Make your presence known to us.

Give us a sign. Let us know your name so that we may help you to move on from

this.

Did you hear that?

Well,

tell you my friend, I'm always looking for a new friend.

I know I just met you, but I love you very much.

Oh, there's your ghost.

Someone wants to see me on it.

Okay, I think we're done here.

As you wish.

I take that now.

It's just... It's bad enough you didn't tell me, but... In front of the kids...

I thought you could be at baseball.

Oh, okay, so... Thought it'd be easier to do it behind my back?

Hello?

What are you doing?

The... The show with the orange unicorn when the doctor was summoned.

Like that. She didn't summon anything. I searched everywhere and there's...

There's... No mention of it.

It's just some... Forgotten show from the 90s. Yeah, but there's nothing.

I think I'm gonna make some calls tomorrow.

Calls? Who are you gonna call?

More sightseeks? Maybe more...

Cooks for the house, crazy.

We've always said we wanted three kids.

And the gap between Timothy and Derek is...

Are you kidding?

You're kidding, right?

You're saying you have a kid that you don't remember having?

Okay, this is... Sorry, you're hearing something scary over there. I'm scared,

too. I'm really scared.

No, no, no.

This has to stop, okay? This is...

Crazy. I know. I know that it is crazy.

Please be here with me. I am here. I'm right here, okay?

Where the hell are you?

Conspiracy? Photos on the wall? All the strings?

You saw the show. Did you or did you not see the show? Yes. Okay, so then there's

nothing anywhere.

Explain that.

Okay, let me get this straight.

The imaginary unicorn from TV kidnapped our kid, erased our memories, the

memories of all their teachers and their friends, and then snuck into the social

security office and erased all that information too. Whoa!

It's a busy unicorn.

Please?

Please? Is our real family?

I'll give everything to this family.

I've given everything.

I know.

I just... I need you to

take the time to fix.

Whatever this is.

Okay?

Because if you bring our kids into this again, our real kids, scam psychic into

the house, we're going to have a much bigger problem. I can't be around you

right now, okay? Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, well, the feeling is mutual.

I'm very much in still fight.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Have you ever seen a show with an orange unicorn?

oh my god guys i can hear you

come on it's way past bedtime again

I wish Wade was here.

He'd know what to do.

You could've pulled him over.

You shouldn't have let go, Freddy.

Sorry. I know he's dead.

It sparkles just like diamonds.

It's beautiful.

Hello, buddy.

I'm Nurse Grace.

Of course. Hi, Nurse Grace.

It's been a long day.

Oh, my goodness, buddy.

You don't look so good.

Oh, Nurse Grace.

It was horrible.

They let a monster in from the outside.

The monster told them to burn me, and then they ran away with the monster.

Oh no, are the kids in danger?

Yes. I kept calling for you.

Nurse, nurse, I needed your help, but you never came.

I'm so sorry, I didn't hear you.

Oh, I feel terrible.

I can't end the episode without them.

I hug the kids and sing the song and the words come up. It all resets and I

magically heal.

I've got to go save them.

Let me help you save the kids.

No.

You stay here in case they come back.

But don't believe anything they say, okay?

Their heads are filled with lies.

You got it.

I've been trying to teach them right from wrong.

You are so wonderful.

At least you've realized that.

Hug me, Nurse Grace.

Of course, buddy.

Harder.

Sing to me.

Sing to me that you love me.

I'm so glad you love me too. We're together happily.

Have a great day.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Just go outside.

I don't want you to see my penis.

Nobody wants to see your penis.

Just throw it in the bush.

Have you never went outside before?

I don't know. I don't remember.

Come to think of it, I don't ever remember going to the bathroom before.

What's a penis?

Don't worry about it, Strappy. Oh.

What's shitty?

It's like poopy. What's poopy? You have lots of orange droppings.

We're going to die this city. Our faces are city.

Isn't it a pity?

I

think

I

hate being outside.

One small step will bring you closer to your goal.

It's not as...

Hi there, little flower.

Such nice glasses.

They go with your petals.

Thank you.

Did you see some children walking through here?

Yes. There were children that you were talking a lot about. So I've been sick.

On foot?

That's a couple of days' walk.

Are you sure they're not hiding somewhere?

No, no, no, buddy. I don't know. Did they say anything about me?

We'll bring you closer to your goal It's not as hard as it seems

I had a pet fish when I was little.

I remember wishing I could pet it.

You remember when you were little?

Julie?

How did we get here?

We climbed down the fence.

No, I mean with Buddy.

How did we get to be with Buddy?

I don't know.

I've never thought about it before.

I feel like I've always been with Buddy.

Well, that's weird, because we just met you.

I mean, there had to be something for Buddy, right?

what you did.

We're still friends, right?

We still love each other, right?

Wayne is feeling much better. It would cheer him up to see you guys.

It's going to get dark soon.

It's not safe after dark.

You have to trust me.

Come back.

Guys, I know you must be really sorry.

I'm not mad.

I promise.

I think we all want to get back to how it used to be.

He is Patrick.

Maybe if they're okay.

Then where are they, Oliver?

I'm sorry.

I think he's been lying to us for a long time.

I can't remember it getting dark before.

But it's kinda nice.

We said it's not safe after dark?

Was that a lie too?

Let's go get wood.

I am thirsty.

Here's a juice box.

Some candy.

A fork.

It's part of the imputation.

Would you like that, Mr. Mailbox?

Don't worry, we'll get you to Diamond City, if you think so.

I can't remember the last time I saw a mailbox, especially with a couple of

children in tow.

Who are you?

I'm Willie.

This is George.

Forgive his state of undress.

We don't stand much on formality these days.

Mind if we join you?

Freddy, I don't think this is a good idea.

I see you fellow escapees from Happy Town.

We're going to Diamond City, Oliver.

If you're worried, we're in cahoots with the big citrus-colored fellow we are.

He's as mad at us as he must be at you.

Did you guys used to go from park to?

Is it a park now?

It was an old western town when we were there. If you share your food, we might

tell you our tale.

We had this song at the end, you know, where the words come up. I love Buddy,

yes I do.

I'm so glad he loves me too.

We had that song too.

Larry thought it would be funny to sing the song with mean words.

Like instead of I love you, it was stab your heart and kick your knee.

Buddy, you're my enemy.

When Buddy heard Larry's song, he got very angry, like it was hurting him. He

changed. So Buddy... Hurt Larry.

Hurt him real bad.

We barely got out ourselves.

That's the last we saw of that place.

Exiles, I suppose.

It

tastes

like...

What?

You have a pretty face.

How dare you, George?

I'm homesick for the open spaces, homesick for familiar

faces. I wish I could just have one tiny fix to be in

Poland.

I'm sorry.

You killed me.

I was just so scared.

You killed me. You're weak.

Without me, you're all good.

everything.

We'll each have one a week for three weeks and then share the last one. It's

not right to steal.

Shut up and get it. We'll put you in the swamp.

I forgot how good apple juice tastes like fine wine.

Except George.

Sit. Make it last.

Uh, uh, guys?

What'd I just say? George put him in the swamp.

Oh shit!

Ha! Ha!

Ha! Buddy!

Didn't hear you coming!

Well, that's all the time we have.

You love Buddy, yes you do.

That's all the time we have!

Bye.

Hi there, Tyler.

Oh, what's wrong?

We were playing baseball, but they hurt my feelings by running away when I was

winning. So now I don't want to play with them.

But Tyler, these are our friends.

If they say they're sorry for running away, then it's important to forgive

them.

But it's important to acknowledge that apologies are great.

But they didn't say sorry yet. Kids, do you have something to say?

We're sorry.

Yeah, sorry.

Tyler. Sorry, Tyler.

And what about you, Freddie?

Are you sorry for running away?

and come right back, okay?

Okay.

Hi.

I'm Nurse Grace.

I'm Freddy.

I like that name.

Have a seat, Freddy.

That's a nasty cut.

No. This might sting a little. It's okay.

Did you get this cut from a monster?

You know Buddy's a monster?

Do you think Buddy's a monster?

Justin's just crazy.

I doubt that, Freddie.

Maybe it's the world that's crazy.

Yes, it's just better to pretend everything's okay.

No, Freddie.

That never works.

Do you use two?

So two can look out for each other.

Batter up! You ready, Freddie?

Bye,

Miss Grace.

Bye, friend beans.

Time for a big game!

It makes me want to sing!

Yay! Pray, will you lead us in our favorite song?

Take me out to the ball game!

I hate I hate I hate you

That ain't mom and popes.

You used to love helping creatures, didn't you?

Do you remember your pet fish?

What was his name?

Finn. Finn!

Yes!

I'm gonna die!

It's okay, it's okay. I'm gonna get us out of here. I tried.

I couldn't go.

Hey, if we got here, if we got here, we can get back home.

I know it.

Calm down.

You used to get scared all the time, but you would always do the scary thing

anyway.

We did it together with a little love and a lot of perseverance.

One small step will lead you closer to your goal.

It's not as far as it seems.

You've got to persevere and you've got gear.

Don't worry.

Disclosure.

You had a good run, buddy.

But now, it's time for you to go.

It's okay, guys.

We'll make it out of here.

Okay. I'm ready.

so so

Kiddos.

Walking through the streets.