Original subtitles

(narrator) In Italy it's just another ordinary day of illegal developments.

The park in Cement Avenue is going to be demolished .

Making the way for the Upcoming Beautiful

The very last idea of the most famous person in Italy

the businessman of beauty, the manufacturer of taste.

Giancarlo Billboards!

What do you have to say to those who accuse you of demolishing a park

to build an elitarian neighbourhood?

These people

VIOLINS PLAYING

Excuse me, it's my live ringtone.

I'll switch to vibration.

IMITATION OF VIBRATION

Darling, these people have no taste.

They are so miserable. Do you know what it means to live in the beauty?

Beautiful shops!

Beautiful buildings! Beautiful doormen!

Beautiful parking lots! Beautiful pedestrians!

Beautiful ugly women!

More questions?

(narrator) A handul of dissenters can't stand all this.

One of them is Giulio Worm.

Why is he holding a pink pigeon?

Let's make a movie about him.

Everything started from a washing mistake.

(Filomena) Oh my God!

TV REPORT OF A FOOTBALL MATCH

- Antonio, look what happened! - Shut up, I am watching TV.

Look.

- Is it my t'shirt? - It is.

My t-shirt!

You poor stupid rotten miserable!

It's not my fault, I washed it with lemon soap.

Don't you know that lemons are astringent? What the hell were you thinking!

What are we going to do with this t-shirt?

Let's make a bay to fill it up!

Nine months after, the t-shirt is filled up.

Giulio Worm.

You made him too small, the t-shirt is too large. You're so stupid!

FILOMENA CRIES

Together with the baby they also got commercial TV.

Filomena, the colour!

Come here, have a look!

- How nice! - It's not anymore black and white!

From that moment Giulio's parents won't turn it off anymore.

- Mum, dad! I shit in my head. - Shut up!

This lack of attentions makes little Giulio suffer

such that he develops a sense of repulsion towards TV.

He rejects TV addiction

and develops an alarming critical thinking.

Daddy, why do you throw away fruit in the same bin as the glass?

Why do you throw away paper in the same bin as aluminium?

- Why do you eat animals? - GOOD LORD!

Year after year, little Giulio take the side of the weak ones

pushed by the ambitious goal of saving the world.

GOOD LORD!

I want to be a football player.

I want to be a bimbo.

I want to be the winner of the Big Brother but I don't know what it is.

(teacher) What about you, Worm?

What do you want to be as a grown-up?

I want to work in the no profit, set up an ecosustainable organization

bio-vegan-animalist, zero impact.

GOOD LORD!

The Worm realize Giulio has a problem and want to find a solution

but it's too late.

Watch the football match!

Daddy, TV is a univocal medium that makes people passive.

It lowers the intellectual abilities of our brain.

What the hell is he talking about?

CRYING

Talk the way you TALK!

- Would you like brand clothes? - They're too expensive!

- Would you like a scooter? - It's polluting.

Would you like a hooker?

At the end, exhausted by the ignorance of his parents

Giulio leaves his home.

Mummy, daddy, I am leaving.

Wait till the commercials.

(Giulio) I won't!

I want to change the world!

The Worm have never changed anything

Only TV channels.

CRYING

And so Giulio moves to the North.

He attends with passion the course in Environmental Sciences.

A signature against nuclear power, a signature against airwaves

a signature to save the baboons.

Baboons!

(Franca) Where do I sign?

Finally he meets the only person who shares his own ideals.

She.

No, she!

Franca, a student of Architecture.

Their union is inevitable.

For the periodical realization

of the national inventories of the tropic emissions.

Five years later our Worm gets his degree with highest honours

discussing an innovative dissertation about sul waste recycling.

(Giulio)..in the distribution, in the use and consumption of goods

(President) Highest honours, enough!

I still have 28 minutes.

I can't stand it.

I will make the difference in this world.

Franca, let's go.

I will make the difference.

(Giulio) The world population

since the beginning of the century till today has increased of 400%.

Do you know what do we produce most?

Do you know?

It's waste.

Giulio wanted to make the difference.

But he starts working in the recycling.

This is a dirty job

but it takes a great responsibility, a great value. Do you get it?

As I alway say

one has first to dig into shit in order to find gold.

And therefore let's do make it right. Come on, Pippo! Come on, Aldone!

(Pippo) Giulio, I have already my own problems.

I can't spend my day listening to your preaching.

This job is disgusting enough, can't you see!

Your problem rise from your indifference.

FART

Aldone, what are you doing?

Farts are one of the main causes of the ozone hole.

I never fart. I hold myself, since always!

Then make a petition and I will sign it like this.

FART

(Giulio) What can I do with you guys. It's our job.

COMPLAINS

Gosh, yesterday they banned Kevin from MasterVip!

Didn't you see?

(girl) how did it happen?

They were in the private room and he ordered some white wine.

White wine in the private room? Unbelievable!

There is a woman in pain! Didn't you see her?

She's laying down. Madam?

(Giulio) What are you doing!

Is there a doctor?

Madam, how are you?

One thinks about global emissions

famines genocides in Africa

Tibet oppression by China, poor people in the nuclear Pakistan

to the exploitation of baboons!

And those stupid ones, while a woman is about to die

they talk of Kevin being banned from MasterVip!

What?

Kevin has been banned?

I can't believe it

He was my favourite.

PSYCHOLOGIST CRIES

You can't understand!

I bet 5.000 euro on Kevin's victory

and what does he do?

He orders white wine. Shit, this is not a wine bar!

DISCO MUSIC IN THE CAR

CLACSON

Hey boy, move on! Big car own the streets!

If there are no appropriate biking paths the streets are everybody's.

ENGINE AND WHEEL NOISE

(man in the car) GOOD LORD!

How rude!

(Armando) Give me a password.

I just need a username and a password, I need to connect.

(pedestrian) I just have a username. - I need to look for work.

- I need to chat with my daughter! - Armando, quit that tablet.

To pay the instalments, you went bankrupt. Look what happened to yourself!

I need it to look for a job on Internet.

No, you need it go on social networks

I need to connect to chat with my daughter.

Take this money.

That's all I have

and some change.

With this you can buy a good salad

with kale berries, peanuts, lineseeds

ginger and kombu seaweed. - Yes.

- Do not buy passwords. - I won't. Thank you.

- Please, don't do it - Thank you.

GOOD LORD.

- Good evening. - Good evening. - Good evening.

You should just walk upstairs.

You do some exercise and use less electricity.

And the flat complex saves money Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Let's go.

WOMAN GASPING

Worm, did you pay?

Miss Sharon, I don't own a TV.

TV makes me sick.

Why should I pay for the common satellite dish?

I already said it during the assembly

Let's put some solar panels.

If I want to get tanned, I'll got to a beauty centre.

I don't buy SOLARIUM panels.

- You don't even know what they are. - You're a cheapskate.

It's just 20 euro.

When people go back home in the evening

They just want to watch MasterVip.

HEART BEATS

You're a loser.

You're such a snobbish.

Get out fromMasterVip!

(Giulio) I won't pay a penis! (Sharon) What the hell is a penis?

(Franca) Hi honey. - Hi.

What's up?

They keep asking money for the satellite dish.

Don't get mad it's just 20 euro.

I don't care about the money, it's the principle.

These people spend are all day long watching a screen

they do not think. They are lobotomized, they sit there and watch.

How many times have we already discussed about this?

- 87. - There you go!

It dipends on how you use TV.

There are interesting programs, it's not all that negative.

And what about chemical weapons?

And what about chlorofluorocarbons?

What about pesticides? And dead animals?

And the bombs? Does it depend the way he used them?

Franca, I am vegan and coherent.

I eat only seeds.

You eat salad with mozzarella.

Do you think cows are born to be squeezed by human beings?

Can I at least choose what I want to eat?

Can I at least be sorry for all those emptied cows!

GIULIO SNAPS HIS TONGUE

Here's Kyoto. He's the only one who understands me Look at him.

He's the only one who understands me.

Would you like some seeds?

eat, Kyoto.

Kyoto is vegan too, you know that?

He doesn't it cheese. Do you know what it means for a mice?

It's an important coherent choice.

That he made for the good sake of this world but you won't make it.

GIULIO GASPS

(record player) Snow Coat says: 'Say your mantra'.

Even though I can't change things

I still love myself.

Snow Coat says: 'Speak softly'.

Even though I can't change things

I still love myself

You're stressed.

I'll relax you.

Franca, I am really getting relaxed

Let me do it.

Tomorrow I leave and we won't see each other for 2 weeks.

It's not the right moment. It's not the right moment!

Let me do it.

Energetic efficacy

reduction of greenhouse gas

Sustainable forest management

Afforestantion and re-afforestation

Kyoto Protocol.

I love your Kyoto.

Climate change.

(Giulio) Climate changes, oh yes! I love your protocol.

proposals

development, research.

Research on sustainability

What the penis is this?

It's homeopathic, women stuff

You will get pregnant for sure".

It says this.

You wanted to cheat me having babies.

Giulio, I am 36. Don't you get it?

Franca, you know what I think on procreation.

We are already 7 billion people polluting this planet

like a virus. They are still making babies.

Allow me

the only real thing I can do is not having a baby!

Do you get it?

- And do you know what I think? - What?

I think you spend your life doing a hell of nothing.

You do not take action you do nothing concrete.

What should I do?

I am surrounded by morons!

And what do you do concretely?

Me? I volunteer for Save the Black

Do you know that a cousin thrice removed of the president of Save the Black

has been investigated for stealing a scooter.

- His cousin? - YES!

His cousin? Do you realise what you're saying?

If you really want to do something, you do it. If you really want to save the world, you save it.

You can do something in your own small way but you do nothing.

- You're just a dissatisfied loser. - Me?

Your words are just farts, Giulio!

When will you be ready to take a dump?

Fine.

- What are you doing? - I am leaving.

Don't do this, tomorrow I am leaving

Who cares!

I am sorry.

I am sorry a penis!

Goodbye.

(woman) Honey, I am pregnant! We will have five fat twins.

(man) Great news! They will properly pollute the planet.

(man 2) Sir, this is not enough money to corrupt me.

(man 2) I want my stupid son as a Prime Minister.

(congressman) Not a problem, but you send me some hookers.

(congressman) I want hookers!

people steps on me, they hurt me.

I am bidimensional.

everyone against, everyone steps on me!

GAGGING

You're a dissatisfied loser

You always wanted to change the world but you will never do it.

You complain all the time.

Come with us.

Us who?

VOICES

We are the Salmons, an eco-sustainable organization

vegan-animalist zero impact, bio bio bio bio.

We oppose the progress.

VOICES

We are fighting against the demolition of a park.

VOICES

He is Ermanno Flakesofplaster, professional conspirator.

Everyone has a microchip here!

She is Tutu, former dancer now violent pacifist.

Rodolfo Sadly, former soap opera actor.

My friend, sign to save this damned park.

He was well-know for his magnetic look.

- Who is he? (Rita) He's also part of our group.

� Ennio, also called The Worst.

(Giulio) The Worst?

Why do you keep him with you?

Because he helps us to make us feel better.

Right.

And my name is Rita Takeoffyour Shoes and I finance the group's activities.

Sign, and you will get this awesome pin

designed by Philip Strac, a dear friend of mine.

No, thank you. No big deal.

I appreciate it.

VOICES

- Excuse me, what should I sign for? - for the natural park in Cement Street!

Tomorrow works will start to be demolished.

- Cement Street? - YES! That's ridiculous.

We're trying all what we can.

We even contacted Roberto Savehim but he never answered.

- Roberto Savehim? - YES.

- And he didn't answer? - He didn't.

I will help you.

Now let's go back to the park

where we left Giulio and his pink pigeon.

(Billboards) This neighbourhood will kick away all ugliness.

Therefore we choose a special supporter

a big champion, and a dear friend of mine.

Alessandro The Dimwit.

Hi, I am Alessandro The Dimwit.

I like too the Upcoming Beautiful.

We can't stop the future, we can't stop the progress.

And especially, we can't stop the new Beauty.

On the contrary, you can and you must stop it.

My name is Giulio Worm. This pink pigeon

lives in this parc and is a protected specie.

This bird has a right to live.

Thatsenough with the SUVs that pollute the air we breath!

(together) Thatsenough! - Thatsenough with the illegal developments!

(together) Thatsenough!

With the mobile phones that keep us constantly uselessly connected!

Thatsenough!

With the monosodium glutamate, with the lifts, with the dextrose!

Thatsenough!

and most of all Thatsenough to talent shows like MasterVip!

Thatsss

No

No, he's still alive.

Fly, fly in the air!

He's a moron.

WOMAN GASPING

(man) My legs can't make it anymore.

What happened?

Are you still upset with me?

I know you don't like Save the Black but for me they are important.

Is there anything I can do?

Do you want me to stay?

For the last time. If you want, I'll stay.

KISS

I'll call you as soon as I can.

DOOR SLAMMING

BELLRING

I knew you would not...

We know the truth, the church has always lied to you.

At the end of the world billions of people will die and you as well.

Giulio!

How do you know my name?

Giulio Worm, first desk on the right!

- Excuse me, who are you? - I am Alfonzo.

- Alfonzo Scribbles. Do you remember? - I don't.

- The one who wanted to be a usher. - The usher

I want to be a usher.

Yes, yes.

How many wasted classes.

What do you want from me?

I am not an usher, because people don't go out anymore.

I am a precarious, working here and there

- What about you? - None of your business!

Fine, come in. But I don't feel talking .

Where was I wrong, Alfonzo?

I've always said the right things.

Maybe sometime I exaggerate, I know.

Do some good, it's just what I want.

Everyone is always against me, can you believe that?

First my parents and now my girlfriend.

I live

in the torturous awareness of the shit that surrounds us all.

Nobody listens to me, nobody understands me.

- Nobody listens to me! - Excuse me, what did you say again?

What?

Alfonzo, I've been talking for one hour!

I was thinking about something else. Tell me everything.

I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore!

Giulio, don't do this..

- Maybe I can help you. - How?

You know we use only 20% of our brain, right?

What is this?

What is this?

Shall I try?

I'll try, it can't get worse than this

With this one you will use only 2% of your brain

Two?

Two per cent?

I don't want it, I want to spit it out!

- Tell me something disgusting. - Rats!

- Sewer rats! - No, I love rats.

Tell me something else.

VOICES

It's good, isn't it?

I wanna fuck!

Wait, I must do something I've been holding for the last 30 years.

FARTS

DOORBELL

Who's that?

- Who's that? - Worm, what's all this noise?

INAUDIBLE VOICE

INAUDIBLE VOICE

INAUDIBLE VOUCE

What are you doing? Did you break the drainage?

I didn't.

(mumbling) I've been really sick.

I can't understand you

I could not handle Kevin's ban

from MasterVip. - Are you taking the mickey of me?

You don't watch MasterVip.

He ordered some white wine in the private room! Unbelievable

I know. He's so stupid. Did you see him?

Sure! Did you see Tatiana?

- Her breast implant popped. - Poor girl!

She cried so much when it popped! Bum!

Bum!

I was talking about that with my girlfriends at the beauty centre.

All those implants popping out!

- Did you see Michael's pack? - Do you think is real?

Down there it's all fake, It's all pumped up!

I had no idea.

Worm, I need that money for the satellite dish

Were your parents thiefs?

They stole two stars and put them in your eyes

They stole two melons and put them in your boob

You make me blush.

- Did you buy a new bed? - I did.

Can I help you to put it together?

Done?

Can I get a puff?

BURP

Honey, we didn't use protection.

What the fuck do I care!

W're 7 billion people, one more, one less, who cares

Where are you going?

No, that's my favourite fleece!

We are inside the truth

Giulio you live here too?

Alfonzo Scribbles!

You changed my life, let me kiss you!

Feel like grabbing something to eat?

Let's go, take the LIFT!

After you, madam.

(Giulio) What the fuck do I care!

You know the only think of the pig you throw away?

No, which one?

The bread!

VOICES

I'll kill your head!

Speaking about pigs

Where can I find sows?

In the pigsty

I mean sluts

You go to the Just Caviar, nice place.

It's expensive though.

Remember the money I lent you yesterday and all the days before?

Giulio, is it really you?

- I do remember, thank you for that. - That was a mistake.

Don't, what are you doing?!

- What are you doing? - What?

- Fine - I will punch you!

I am sorry.

- Let's go. - Give me a password at least!

DISCO MUSIC

- How many people? - Two. - Go ahead.

You go in, you go home.

Can't we go in now?

No, you must be in the list or must be famous

like a footballplayer.

Watch TV, Watch the football match!

Excuse me.

I am

Gullit.

- I didn't understand. Who are you? - Gullit.

No way!

- You are Ruud Gullit? - Correct.

Sei il mio idol let's make a selfie!

What a cult! Please, have a good time.

- Take this. - Thanks.

He's my friend.

(bouncer) Go Milan! - Suck it!

(girl) Who is he? - � Gullit, Golden Ball 1987!

(girl) great Gullit!

- Gullit! - Ol�! I wanna fuck!

(bodyguard) Guys, get up.

This table is booked.

What the fuck are you talking about? I paid 5.000 euro!

You must leave it for last minute VIPs.

Unbelievable!

Guys, he's Gullit!

Correct.

VOICES

Get lost!

go go

No, you stay.

Wanna fuck?

- Wanna fuck? - Something to drink?

- White wine. - No, that's for losers.

DON PERIGNONE for everyone!

DISCO MUSIC

I'll get fuck!

(girl) You smell like a pig.

And who are you?

I am Maradona.

What the fuck are you saying! Do you think I am stupid?

Look at this!

Enough, this is occupation of PUBIC land.

Ruud! Gullit!

Yes, I am Gullit. What's up?

May I introduce you a colleague, Alessandro The Dimwit.

Champion of our days!

You are not Ruud Gullit. I recognised you.

You are Giulio Worm.

You are a loser.

I am not Gullit? How do you dare?

- Change. - Simulation. Bozo!

- Change. - Ale!

What the fuck are you doing?

Get this go guys !

SMASHED GLASS AND SHOUTING

Come with me

Tonight I am having so much fun!

- Thanks to you, my dear friend. - I am having fun too.

- I even met Gullit! - I am Gullit.

How did you manage to get the bouncer's car?

I got a great idea, I asked him to lend it to me.

- And what did he say? - He agreed.

You're so cool!

(Giulio) I am the king of the sidewalk!

I had never driven an off-road car before.

- an off-road car? - Yes.

Why are you on the road then?

- What the fuck do I care! - Watch out!

CRASH

(Giulio) What the fuck?

Car is broken.

They gave me a broken car. It's a wreck.

What shall we do know?

Cool!

I want a bulldozer!

I wanna fuck!

(Giulio) I'll destroy everything! Tear down trees!

What the penis is this?

What is this?

No No!

No.

My god.

Kyoto.

Kyoto

What did they do to you?

Who did this to you?

Die, you dirty beast!

Rest in peace, rest in peace.

Wake up.

Ehi!

- What did he gave to me? - Giulio, my friend!

Friend my penis!

What did he gave to me? Did he drugged me with drug?

He drugged me!

Don't do this. We had so much fun.

You are a junk.

He wanted me to become a junk!

Get out of this flat.

Reach the exit immediately.

RINGBELL

And now, who's there?

DOORBELL

Hi, I bought a new night table. Would you help me to put me together?

Miss, I am very sorry about what happened yesterday.

I am really embarassed, I wasn't myself.

- Somebody drugged me. - Giulio, don't treat me like this

He drugged me.

(Alfonzo) Let's get together.

Tonight I can't, I'll have to work in Unusual Way

Let's get together? I will kill you, you drugged me!

Get lost!

The park!

- Can you help me? - My sciatic nerve is inflamed.

The Gipsies did it for sure.

Stop saying the Gipsies are guilty.

The Gipsies are innocent.

It was me.

I'll turn myself in.

- Who was that? - Probably a Gipsy.

Last night some vandals destroyed the park in Cement Street.

On the site there was a car belonging to the bouncer of a well-known disco.

It wasn't me, it's Gullit's fault!

This act of vandalism, however, brought to the light a sad reality.

The park was meant to be demolished

in place of an eliterian neiighbourhood, the Upcoming Beautiful.

(journalist) Public opinion is rising up.

Many citizens are defending the park.

I had no idea what was going on.

Now that the TV is talking about it, I would fight my life for the park.

Before I didn't care about the park.

But now that it has been vadalized I do care a lot!

(journalist) The demolishment has been interrupted and now they are looking for the criminals.

(crowd) We want the park, we want the park!

(crow) No Upcoming Beautiful, no Upcoming Beautiful!

(Flakesofplaster) That's amazing, they managed to get some attention

and awake some social awareness.

(Rita) Probably they're eco-terrorists. Professionals.

I did it.

HONKING

- Why are you driving the wrong way? - We are the Salmons.

We always go the wrong way.

HONKING

We'll get killed!

- Where are you bringing me? - To our super secret headquarters.

Where we'll be left in peace.

(Rita) Today

our leader

showed us the light, he taught us a great lesson.

Giulio Worm!

Thanks. What

(together) Where?

I found

the force

within myself.

I realized that in order to save something

one has to destroy it first.

(together) Genius!

SNORING

That what I always said.

One must first to dig shit in order to find gold.

(Salmons, together) YES!

What next?

What next?

SILENCED SHOUTING

Let's share our cove with a group of wannabe terrorists.

What next?

Do you have any water? II kamikaze has forged ahead the fire.

- What do you mean? - He lit himself on fire too early

Water, quick! Somebody

Water, well said!

Water will be our next gol.

KAMIKAZE LAST BREATH

Nevermind, we don't need it anymore.

Water is the most important good.

We must pollute water.

We must throw waste into the water.

Careful. I hope you're joking.

Giulio, we must destroy things in order to make their real value appreciated

You said it!

Yes, Giulio!

Now that you are finally changing the world.

- Isn't that so? - Isn't that so?

Isn't that so?

Yes, actually, it is.

Thatsenough!

(together) Thatsenough, thatsenough!

- Can we take turns? - Sure.

Well done! The mirror is the most important tool for a body builder.

Snow Coat, I am at a crossroads

I don't know which way to go.

Giulio, follow your diaphragm.

I saw a dark light.

I don't know if I should follow it or not.

Remember.

Easier said than done Evil is in the middle.

(Pippo) Did you watch the news?

Parks are important!

If I should not work, today I would protest.

(Pippo) Me too.

And water pollution? What do you think about it?

We don't care about water. I waste it all day long

There's is PLENTLOT of water

What did you bring to pollute water? I broght my jewelry.

I brought my comics collection

I brought all my awards

I brought my granny!

Good evening.

I brought 12 tons of waste.

(together) Worm! Worm! Worm!

Let's change the history of pollution!

(together) YES!

You're just the opposite of my grandson.

CHEERING

Tonight I can't, I have to work, in Unsual Way.

Excuse me.

I'll be back.

Madam, you dropped your wallet.

In Unusual Way, I'll give it back to you.

Thanks thief, I knew you would do that.

(thief) I am going to rob!

Excuse me.

I am looking for

Alfonzo, is that you?

Hi sweetie, can't you see I am working?

What are you doing?

We are reading a book in Unusual Way.

First of all I wanted to apologize to kick you out of my house.

Second I wanted to ask you if you could give me more of those pills.

Fine.

Take this sweetie. Now you go, I have to work.

Thanks, Alfonzo. You're so beautiful!

bye, bye.

That was quick.

I wanna fuck!

- Follow your breast muscles, Giulio! - Yes! I wanna fuck!

All inside!

Last night I met a slut o on Facebook.

I brought her in my SUV and I kicked it in!

A signature to have Keving be back at MasterVip!

Your signature!

VOICES

MasterVip is important!

(Alfonzo) Where did you get the money to buy a car?

What the fuck do I care! At the Lethal Bank.

The veinings!

SIGNAL OF GREEN LINE

Madam, we finished the door.

(voicemail) Here Worm family. right now we can't answer.

We are probably busy saving the planet.

Leave a message after the call of the cerulean warbler.

CALL OF THE CERULEAN WARBLER

Hi Giulio.

"Don't feel down about what happened".

"Together we'll find a solution".

And buy a mobile phone, even here they have it!

White wine? No!

Call me.

I miss you.

Would you like to fuck me?

Darling!

TV is important .

WEDDING MARCH

(Giulio) Rotation.

I'll split you in 2!

I'll kill your head!

Honey, we look amazing.

What the fuck do I care! There's the final monster.

You promised to look at the pics together. Enough with this playing videos!

You switched to the wrong channel.

(TV) "More and more discomforts due to water pollution.

Today a tramp, while drinking from of a public fontain

has ingested three batteries that came out of the pipes.

The homeless man is now in a coma".

Several cases of poisoning in water pollution

are shocking the all town.

- Alfonzo, do you have more pills? - I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

..The issue about the park is now being neglected.

INCOMPREHENSIBLE VOICES

I don't care about the park. Water is important!

Despite the disagreement of the renown writer Roberto Savehim

today the park will start to be demolished

for the development of the Upcoming Beautiful.

NON AUDIBLE VOICES

You have a lover, I know that. Who's she? Why we don't talk anymore ?

Why you don't listen to me anymore? Giulio!

That'senough really!

I defeated the final monster!

(together) The first rule of the Thatsenough is

not talk about the Thatsenough.

The second rule of the Thatsenough is: until there is Worse there is Hope.

The third rule of the Thatsenough is

- Our leader! - There!

There!

Good lord, what a nasty person.

Giulio, did they put a microchip in you?

You have been corrupted by the power.

You are low!

Guys, I've been through hard time.

I am back to guide you to the good.

You have grown in number and I am happy about it.

The more we are the more we are.

We are planning the next action of pacifist ecoterrorism.

We will pollute the air!

Even more?

Yes! We'll put poisonous phials inside pigeons.

(Rita) Right, phials inside pigeons!

(together) Yes, Yes, Yes

UNDISTINCT VOICES

Guys, listen to me.

Our action on the water has taken away people's attention on the park.

Now nobody cares about it.

You said we need to dig shit in order to find gold.

Right, but shit stinks!

Stay grounded!

Also, the lives of some people are in danger because of what we did.

We must act legally if we want to change things.

Legally! We don't like that!

INDISTINCT VOICES

Go!

We must find a way to let our voices be heard

to influence once and for all the public opinion

I don't know how I can help, I can't think of anything.

We know that, The Worst.

This is the answer from Roberto Savehim.

He wants to meet us, he cares for the park.

When? Is it not too late?

No, it isnt't.

Tomorrow he will be Milan for an interview from 8:45 to 8:47.

He can give us 45 seconds in the lift.

(together) Roberto Savehim, Roberto Savehim!

He's not Roberto Savehim!

Ladies and gentlemen

you're about to assist to an extraordinary show.

What is he doing?

Just using

the HANDSLEEVES.

That's � Roberto Savehim.

Bravo!

Okay, he's clean.

Only one of you can come in.

- Shall I go? - No, The Worst, not you!

Here I am, my name's sono Giulio Worm.

Let's go!

- Fuck is good, right? - yes, fuck is good!

Suck it!

Giulio, what did you do! What did you tell him?

What did you tell him?

I didn't take the pill!

- Giulio Worm? - That's me.

You passed yourself for Gullit

you demolished a park and polluted the water of Milan.

Yes, I did it. Arrest me, I deserve it.

Congratulation!

You have been chosen as the new participant in MasterVip.

- MasterVip? - You will replace Kevin.

Sign here.

MasterVip?

What the penis..

What the fuck do I care, I will be in TV!

I can sign 50 more times!

54!

Taxi!

SUSPENCE MUSIC

Where are you going, miss?

- COWARD STREET 31. - I know where it is.

A friend of mine lives there we often go to get hookers.

- Here it is. - This is where my friend Giulio leaves.

I was the best man at his wedding

Giulio who?

Giulio Worm.

SUSPENCE MUSIC

Do you like cassata?

- Sharon? - Any sugar?

(Sharon) Two spoons for you.

Why is your house inside my house?

Nice, isn't it?

- Where is Giulio? - You mean my husband?

I don't know, he's always somewhere around. He never tells me where he goes.

What are you doing here? I thought you ran away with a Sherichk?

You hurt Giulio him so much!

- He told you that? - Why, isn't that true?

That's not true.

He's always joking, he's so funny.

He never joked with me.

Since you left he has evolved.

� he's a real phenomenon.

� is this a candid camera?

Are we on "Let's Prank with Franca"?

I've been away just two weeks.

What the fuck has happened

My god.

Holy cow, she properly fainted!

TV NOISE

Sweetie, fortunately you wake up.

Just in time for the semi-final of MasterVip.

(TV) Two of them are left, but they don't know

that another participant is taking Kevin's place.

Hi. I am Giulio Worm, I am a solarium person.

What the fuck is he doing there?

I like to have fun.

I hate ipocrisy, fur on the groin

and people who tells you one thing in your face and another in your butt.

My values are family,

prostitution,

money and soda.

Soda!

A kiss to my wife Sharon, I love her so much.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Giulio WORM!

APPLAUSES

"Giulio you can compete in MasterVip

and win a permanent position in the showbusiness".

�The judges that will help the Master will be, as usual,

Alessandro The Dimwit, renown football player and Grace Shampoo, editorial director of the gossip magazine Whoever.

Now be ready for the test the nose in the air.

"Let's welcome the most vip man on earth".

"Giancarlo Billboards!"

You are still here because I saw something in each of you.

But until you win, you're still potential losers.

Let's start with the first test.

Inside the private room the participants will have to handle

5 pure grams of Colombian cocoaine.

Jessica

is waiting to share with them the precious white powder".

The will have 20 seconds to cut it cooly and conquer the prey.

What are you doing?

Are you cutting it with a prepaid card? I can't sniff it like that.

Loser!

I am sorry.

Do think I will ever sniff it with a 10 Euro banknote?

What a trump.

Did he sniff it all? What an asshole!

This is not an asshole!

- Slut! - Yes.

- Giulio, come here. - Yes, Master.

Tonight you were the best. You're in the final!

APPLAUSES

Thank you, Master.

By winning the semi-final

you can ask to somebody that can help you in tomorrow's final.

Think of somebody.

Giammaicol, come here.

The temperature at next stop ma is 20 Centigrees

The itinerary looks smooth.

We'll go through obstructions and red lights.

(driver) We'll leave as soon this episode of Mastervip will end.

REPEATING ANNOUNCEMENT IN BROKEN ENGLISH

Get out of MasterVip!

Giulio, did you decide who will help you?

Yes, it will be Alfonzo.

- Alfonzo Scribbles. - That's me!

I am Alfonzo! That's me!

You don't know who I will be!

Let's take a shot!

I have to go, my friend is waiting for me.

(passengers, together) Bravo!

Why didn't he choose me?

I don't understand. � another person, unbelievable.

I asked myself too the first time he was flirting

He was acting weird. He told me he was taking a pill.

- A pill? - Yes, a pill.

� drugged, he's with you because he's been drugged.

How do you dare?

- Who gave it to him? - Alfonzo, that stupid friend of his.

The one he chose instead of me.

- And who is? - Alfonzo!

He was the best man at our wedding.

- The one with that stupid face. - The taxi driver!

I can't tell if he drives a taxi.

WHINING

Excuse me, I got an SMS.

"Hi! You are invited as special guest

to the final episode of MasterVip".

I can't believe it!

What shall I wear? I ask my girlfriends.

- You must bring me with you - No way.

Sharon.

We must find out who is the real Giulio Worm.

Yours or mine.

(singing) I am in the final, I am in the final!

What the penis are you doing?

The pill is having some effect on you even if you don't take it.

You are addicted. You must call a medical doctor.

No way! I am fine.

I am in the final, tomorrow I will be a VIPPO.

Don't break my balls!

This time I'll become famous too, I feel it.

(Sharon) Are you serious? - I am.

(Franca) Are you sure? - I am.

Can we trust you?

You can.

Then it means that...

Good evening.

Are you Alfonzo Scribbles, the persone that Worm wants with him?

That's me.

The lady should be the special guest.

- Yes, I am his wife - And I am his fiancee.

(assistant) A fiancee.

That's interesting.

(TV) They were 10, now 2 are left.

"Only one of them will become the real MasterVip".

"They will compete in the most difficult test".

"They will have to abandon their past".

Mirko, come.

Yes, Master.

In order to become a real MasterVip

you will need to deprive yourself of your past as a loser.

You have to tell to fuck off the person you care mostly,

in your case, your mum.

No problem.

Mirko.

You are so gorgeous under the lights!

You never call me. Aunt Maria bought a new donkey.

Mamma, leave me alone, I am becoming a vip.

I brought this just for you, you should eat il all.

It's the parmigiana of fat eggplants.

I put some bacon, smoked cheese

mozzarella, egg bites, a few little meatballs

- I even put some omelets - Mummy, I missed you!

(Billboards, in english) Good Heaven!

Well done, honey.

CONFUSED VOICES

Giulio, come here.

Yes, Master.

You too will have to delete your past and tell to fuck off to your best friend,

the same one you thought would help you.

It was a trick so you would call a person you loved.

First you will have to leave your wife Sharon.

On that table there are the divorce papers.

Sign them.

(Sharon) Don't do it!

Excuse me.

Darling, don't sign, these people are stupid.

Forgive me, I am a fan of yours.

Nice to meet you, Sharon. You are awesome ALIVE!

I love your accessories.

You can't leave your wife for a TV show!

Sharon, I am leaving you.

I am a SEX SINGLE and I can't live with you. Look!

Giulio Worm.

You know what I do with this?

I am throwing it away!

APPLAUSES

What the fuck do I care!

Giulio, don't leave me, let me stay with you.

We can be vip together.

JURIST!

How could I ever leave my dearest friend?

If I am here it's because of him.

I hate him!

You ruined my life by giving me that pill

What pill?

Everyone should know it.

This man drugged me

wit a pill that activates only 2% of your brain.

Alfonzo, you are not my friend. You are just

my DRUGGER!

He's just my DRUGGER. Now leave me alone!

You gave me the chance to participate to this amazing show

and I am winning!

Bravo, Giulio. You tell to fuck off even to your best friend.

There is still one test.

Another dear person, your ex-girlfriend Franca.

You must get rid of her as well in order to become a real MasterVip.

Hi, Giulio.

- Do you recognize me? - I do.

How are you?

I am very well and I feel even better when I will tell you to fuck off.

If you want to repudiate me, that's OK.

Knowing that you are finally happy, even though you are a different person

Do you like it?

to me it's a Liberation.

I love you.

Evidently I was the one who was blocking you.

Evidently, evidently

Franca, I am sick, I am drugged.

Alfonzo drugged me.

Call a doctor, we need to know what kind of drug is.

Giulio, the drug has nothing to do with it.

Alfonzo explained me everything.

The pill does not exist.

It was your imagination.

What the penis are you talking about?

When you left, he rang the bell, he was a Jehovah Witness

He gave me the pill. Alfonzo!

Alfonzo! Where is he?

Tell her! Tell her that you drugged me.

Giulio, that's not true

You slammed the door, you didn't let me in.

What...

And what about that time

in Unusual Way, where you worked?

You gave the package, you were a trans.

I drive the tram, I am not a trans.

OK, come in. But I don't feel talking that much

I will try, it can't go worse than this.

I wanna fuck!

You were quick.

WHINING

What's happening to him?

People who participate to this talent show

believe they can become important, but that's not true.

Because

with all these media bombing nobody knows what the truth is anymore

Ecology is important as far as TV talks about it

We watch TV and we want to be part of it.

Everyone wants to be in the showbusiness.

But what's left after the showbusiness?

Do you ever think about it?

Just garbage!

Just garbage

Garbage.

This act of sincerity was amazing.

Giulio Worm, you are a MasterVip!

Bravo, bravo.

- Mum - Our son is famous.

- I am touched! - Son!

Dad, mum!

I am the TV!

ALARM CLOCK

ALARM CLOCK

ALARM CLOCK

Stop it!

Mine always works in the morning.

BUZZ

The head physician is here.

- Head physician, how is it going? - A little bit of cough, just a little bit.

Not you, Giulio!

Ah, you mean him?

I have two news.

A good one and a bad one.

Tell us the bad one first.

The bad one is that unfortunately

we don't know when he will recover.

It can happen in a second, tac! One second, two seconds, tac!

It can happen on a month, a year, a century

We don't know, we don't know.

And the good one?

The good one?

I won 5.000 euro to the Scratch and Win.

- Congratulations, head physician. - Congratulations.

(head physicians) I must go now.

I let the psychologist speak.

He will give you all the details.

VOICES

Right now in his head there's a tough fight.

(Tough, tough, tough)

DISCO MUSIC

LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC

What happened to him?

As a child Giulio created his own social awareness

as an answer to the ignorance of his parents

who preferred watching TV rather than playing with him.

Good Lord!

As the time went by

he developed a dormant bipolarity.

Until he met Alfonzo

I want to be an usher.

..Something snapped inside of him.

He invented that pill

to justify that attitude of the average italian that he wanted so much to take on.

Done?

Who better than a stupid old friend that could give him that pill?

On one side an extreme altruist, on the other somebody who doesn't give a damn,

a bold man against a hippie

DISCO MUSIC

LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC

Good Lord!

Giulio! How are you?

Honey, do you still want a divorce?

Giulio, did you sleep well?

I must pee.

- Can you go with me? - I will.

VOICES

ALARM CLOCK

(journalist) Watch out, the trump is awaking too!

- We must go to the park. - We can take my taxi.

- Do you have a taxi? - I do.

- Let's go. - No, first you have to call me.

- How? - You have to.

- Give me your mobile phone. - 3 6 1 4

No, your mobile phone, give it to me.

Taxi, tell me.

Good morning. I need a taxi in front of Saint Loop Hospital

One moment please.

- Idiot 81 in four second. - Okay, thanks.

- Did you call me? - Yes, I did.

- Are you the winner of MasterVip? - Alfonzo, it's me, Giulio!

How cool!

Go.

- Where to? - The park, Cement Street 81.

Fine!

To the park!

Non disappoint yourself, Giulio.

I am your friend.

All what is shaved off

will grow stronger again.

Who said that?

My beautician.

� very good.

Thanks, Alfonzo! Thanks.

Thanks! I am your friend too.

We must talk with Billboards

We could get in pretending we work for the furnace maintenance

You, Rodolfo, you could use your acting skills.

My friend, I have no time to lose, get it?

We called us for to repair that damned furnace.

We don't believe you at all.

They won't believe you but you'll use your magnetic look.

The Worst, you can mind your fucking business and stay here.

- Where is The Worst? - Who knows!

(together) Yes!

Tutu, you could use your dancing skills.

You will enchant the surveillance with a fantastic modern fairytale.

CLASSICAL MUSIC

Gosh!

- Holy cow! - What a fantastic modern fairytale.

That's pure poetry.

Rita, thanks to your current assets you will distract the cleaning woman.

You can't go through here, I have just cleaned.

(Giulio) When we will reach Billboard's robot

then you, Flakesofplaster, you will use your conspirator skills.

(robot) I will destroy with my laser ray.

Wait, robot. Don't you realize you have been programmed as well,

controlled, maneuvered as a puppet?

You got a microchip too. Listen to me, robot.

This is not life.

You opened my eyes.

(robot) Actually I didn't like it, I felt exploited

Alfonzo, you can use your usher skills

to make go out the seven politicians who Billboard is corrupting.

Yes, it can be done

But we are already here... We have an appointment.

Hi.

My name is Giulio Worm, I have an appointment with Billboards.

Please, come in.

Giulio, we are all with you!

RINGTONE 1

I do not like it at all.

RINGTONE 2

This one! This one is really cool.

Nice one!

(Giulio) At the end you destroyed the park.

Shortly we'll set the base for the Upcoming Beautiful.

The beauty attract a hell of a lot.

Hyper-luxe penthouses, parking lots, swimming-pools, shopping malls.

- A money machine. - You got it, finally.

Yes, but I know more than that.

Do you know what the beautician of a friend of mine says?

- What the fuck do I care! - Listen to me.

All what is shaved off will grow stronger than before.

- Stronger than your bricks! - What do you say? Speak my language.

(imitating Billboads) The brick is out.

You can still make some profit with the bricks

but real money is earned with dreams

Do you know what colour is today's dream?

- It's green. - What do you mean?

Biological, nature, those kind of bullshit,

the veganism, the animalism, the ginger, all this is business

This area has a great value.

- You know which one? - No. Be clear, Worm.

It's not green.

We have the opportunity to make this area alive again

together, you and I.

We can do it in the spotlights.

- Spotlights? - Yes!

I propose you to realize the first talent-show ever

creating real labour.

A Talent show! Cool, what a genious!

I left the home keys in the car.

(man) Opl, opl! - Goodbye.

I wanted to be a singer, then I wanted to be a vip.

Now I know where my skills were hiding.

In this hoe!

(TV) The hoer, the very first talent show

to repopulate green areas and creates labour.

In the next episode

the wannabe hoers will have to create multicolour flowerbeds,

plant a tree and dig a lake for the ducks".

�At the end, only one of them will become a fucking nobody.

The judges will be, the Itstimetohoe!

Itstimetohoe!

Finally you took a dump, Giulio.

Franca, you were right

I realized there are no compromises.

Nothing is absolutely negative.

For example, I realized you can be a vegan

and eat a roasted pig.

You can donate money charities

at at the same time waste it on hookers.

You can live healthily and take lots of drugs.

You can be socially and politically committed

and at the same time not caring a fucking damn, as far as you live in Italy.

Above all, I realized you are the only one I love.

And Sharon as well

Copulate time.

What are you doing still here?