1 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:49,342 (narrator) In Italy it's just another ordinary day of illegal developments. 2 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:52,966 The park in Cement Avenue is going to be demolished . 3 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:55,806 Making the way for the Upcoming Beautiful 4 00:00:55,926 --> 00:00:58,341 The very last idea of the most famous person in Italy 5 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:01,461 the businessman of beauty, the manufacturer of taste. 6 00:01:01,485 --> 00:01:02,885 Giancarlo Billboards! 7 00:01:03,765 --> 00:01:07,741 What do you have to say to those who accuse you of demolishing a park 8 00:01:07,765 --> 00:01:10,102 to build an elitarian neighbourhood? 9 00:01:10,126 --> 00:01:11,126 These people 10 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:12,965 VIOLINS PLAYING 11 00:01:15,605 --> 00:01:17,805 Excuse me, it's my live ringtone. 12 00:01:19,565 --> 00:01:21,231 I'll switch to vibration. 13 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,671 IMITATION OF VIBRATION 14 00:01:25,604 --> 00:01:28,021 Darling, these people have no taste. 15 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:31,340 They are so miserable. Do you know what it means to live in the beauty? 16 00:01:31,364 --> 00:01:32,431 Beautiful shops! 17 00:01:33,164 --> 00:01:35,764 Beautiful buildings! Beautiful doormen! 18 00:01:36,323 --> 00:01:39,390 Beautiful parking lots! Beautiful pedestrians! 19 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:40,844 Beautiful ugly women! 20 00:01:41,683 --> 00:01:42,683 More questions? 21 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:48,136 (narrator) A handul of dissenters can't stand all this. 22 00:01:48,163 --> 00:01:49,963 One of them is Giulio Worm. 23 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:53,749 Why is he holding a pink pigeon? 24 00:01:55,843 --> 00:01:57,776 Let's make a movie about him. 25 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:53,946 Everything started from a washing mistake. 26 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:55,439 (Filomena) Oh my God! 27 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:57,892 TV REPORT OF A FOOTBALL MATCH 28 00:03:02,519 --> 00:03:06,519 - Antonio, look what happened! - Shut up, I am watching TV. 29 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:07,599 Look. 30 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,094 - Is it my t'shirt? - It is. 31 00:03:11,118 --> 00:03:12,118 My t-shirt! 32 00:03:12,718 --> 00:03:14,918 You poor stupid rotten miserable! 33 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,478 It's not my fault, I washed it with lemon soap. 34 00:03:19,238 --> 00:03:23,573 Don't you know that lemons are astringent? What the hell were you thinking! 35 00:03:23,597 --> 00:03:26,464 What are we going to do with this t-shirt? 36 00:03:30,237 --> 00:03:32,304 Let's make a bay to fill it up! 37 00:03:34,277 --> 00:03:37,277 Nine months after, the t-shirt is filled up. 38 00:03:38,357 --> 00:03:39,357 Giulio Worm. 39 00:03:39,597 --> 00:03:44,130 You made him too small, the t-shirt is too large. You're so stupid! 40 00:03:44,437 --> 00:03:45,437 FILOMENA CRIES 41 00:03:46,276 --> 00:03:49,743 Together with the baby they also got commercial TV. 42 00:03:50,957 --> 00:03:52,357 Filomena, the colour! 43 00:03:53,676 --> 00:03:55,209 Come here, have a look! 44 00:03:56,956 --> 00:04:00,156 - How nice! - It's not anymore black and white! 45 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:04,862 From that moment Giulio's parents won't turn it off anymore. 46 00:04:05,435 --> 00:04:08,235 - Mum, dad! I shit in my head. - Shut up! 47 00:04:09,795 --> 00:04:13,195 This lack of attentions makes little Giulio suffer 48 00:04:13,235 --> 00:04:16,902 such that he develops a sense of repulsion towards TV. 49 00:04:17,914 --> 00:04:19,448 He rejects TV addiction 50 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,290 and develops an alarming critical thinking. 51 00:04:23,314 --> 00:04:27,370 Daddy, why do you throw away fruit in the same bin as the glass? 52 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:30,210 Why do you throw away paper in the same bin as aluminium? 53 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:32,834 - Why do you eat animals? - GOOD LORD! 54 00:04:34,313 --> 00:04:38,446 Year after year, little Giulio take the side of the weak ones 55 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:41,913 pushed by the ambitious goal of saving the world. 56 00:04:42,954 --> 00:04:43,954 GOOD LORD! 57 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:47,539 I want to be a football player. 58 00:04:47,713 --> 00:04:49,113 I want to be a bimbo. 59 00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:54,689 I want to be the winner of the Big Brother but I don't know what it is. 60 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:56,779 (teacher) What about you, Worm? 61 00:04:57,592 --> 00:04:59,248 What do you want to be as a grown-up? 62 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:03,648 I want to work in the no profit, set up an ecosustainable organization 63 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:05,939 bio-vegan-animalist, zero impact. 64 00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:07,192 GOOD LORD! 65 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:11,928 The Worm realize Giulio has a problem and want to find a solution 66 00:05:11,952 --> 00:05:13,152 but it's too late. 67 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,167 Watch the football match! 68 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:19,847 Daddy, TV is a univocal medium that makes people passive. 69 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:23,271 It lowers the intellectual abilities of our brain. 70 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,567 What the hell is he talking about? 71 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,591 CRYING 72 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,338 Talk the way you TALK! 73 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:34,270 - Would you like brand clothes? - They're too expensive! 74 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:38,817 - Would you like a scooter? - It's polluting. 75 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,150 Would you like a hooker? 76 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:48,086 At the end, exhausted by the ignorance of his parents 77 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,643 Giulio leaves his home. 78 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:51,710 Mummy, daddy, I am leaving. 79 00:05:52,029 --> 00:05:53,763 Wait till the commercials. 80 00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:56,082 (Giulio) I won't! 81 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,949 I want to change the world! 82 00:05:59,148 --> 00:06:01,548 The Worm have never changed anything 83 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:02,843 Only TV channels. 84 00:06:06,748 --> 00:06:07,748 CRYING 85 00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:13,655 And so Giulio moves to the North. 86 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:17,724 He attends with passion the course in Environmental Sciences. 87 00:06:17,748 --> 00:06:21,724 A signature against nuclear power, a signature against airwaves 88 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,881 a signature to save the baboons. 89 00:06:24,987 --> 00:06:25,987 Baboons! 90 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,454 (Franca) Where do I sign? 91 00:06:29,588 --> 00:06:33,588 Finally he meets the only person who shares his own ideals. 92 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:34,787 She. 93 00:06:34,947 --> 00:06:35,947 No, she! 94 00:06:38,186 --> 00:06:40,520 Franca, a student of Architecture. 95 00:06:40,946 --> 00:06:42,746 Their union is inevitable. 96 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:45,187 For the periodical realization 97 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:49,239 of the national inventories of the tropic emissions. 98 00:06:59,026 --> 00:07:02,522 Five years later our Worm gets his degree with highest honours 99 00:07:02,546 --> 00:07:06,121 discussing an innovative dissertation about sul waste recycling. 100 00:07:06,145 --> 00:07:09,881 (Giulio)..in the distribution, in the use and consumption of goods 101 00:07:09,905 --> 00:07:12,305 (President) Highest honours, enough! 102 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:15,265 I still have 28 minutes. 103 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,238 I can't stand it. 104 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:22,065 I will make the difference in this world. 105 00:07:22,504 --> 00:07:23,638 Franca, let's go. 106 00:07:24,984 --> 00:07:26,784 I will make the difference. 107 00:07:31,104 --> 00:07:33,037 (Giulio) The world population 108 00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:37,863 since the beginning of the century till today has increased of 400%. 109 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:40,623 Do you know what do we produce most? 110 00:07:41,183 --> 00:07:42,183 Do you know? 111 00:07:43,783 --> 00:07:44,783 It's waste. 112 00:07:47,222 --> 00:07:49,689 Giulio wanted to make the difference. 113 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:52,863 But he starts working in the recycling. 114 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:54,569 This is a dirty job 115 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,438 but it takes a great responsibility, a great value. Do you get it? 116 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:00,462 As I alway say 117 00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:04,422 one has first to dig into shit in order to find gold. 118 00:08:04,502 --> 00:08:07,798 And therefore let's do make it right. Come on, Pippo! Come on, Aldone! 119 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:10,317 (Pippo) Giulio, I have already my own problems. 120 00:08:10,341 --> 00:08:13,318 I can't spend my day listening to your preaching. 121 00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:15,477 This job is disgusting enough, can't you see! 122 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:18,301 Your problem rise from your indifference. 123 00:08:18,901 --> 00:08:19,901 FART 124 00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:22,542 Aldone, what are you doing? 125 00:08:22,701 --> 00:08:26,167 Farts are one of the main causes of the ozone hole. 126 00:08:26,981 --> 00:08:29,847 I never fart. I hold myself, since always! 127 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:34,541 Then make a petition and I will sign it like this. 128 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:36,461 FART 129 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:42,927 (Giulio) What can I do with you guys. It's our job. 130 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:56,539 COMPLAINS 131 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,832 Gosh, yesterday they banned Kevin from MasterVip! 132 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:04,978 Didn't you see? 133 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:07,834 (girl) how did it happen? 134 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:10,914 They were in the private room and he ordered some white wine. 135 00:09:10,938 --> 00:09:13,634 White wine in the private room? Unbelievable! 136 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:16,725 There is a woman in pain! Didn't you see her? 137 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,484 She's laying down. Madam? 138 00:09:23,058 --> 00:09:24,393 (Giulio) What are you doing! 139 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:25,617 Is there a doctor? 140 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:28,604 Madam, how are you? 141 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,978 One thinks about global emissions 142 00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:35,683 famines genocides in Africa 143 00:09:37,737 --> 00:09:41,937 Tibet oppression by China, poor people in the nuclear Pakistan 144 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,673 to the exploitation of baboons! 145 00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:48,712 And those stupid ones, while a woman is about to die 146 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:51,936 they talk of Kevin being banned from MasterVip! 147 00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:55,016 What? 148 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,363 Kevin has been banned? 149 00:09:58,255 --> 00:09:59,455 I can't believe it 150 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:02,589 He was my favourite. 151 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,616 PSYCHOLOGIST CRIES 152 00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:15,895 You can't understand! 153 00:10:16,094 --> 00:10:18,494 I bet 5.000 euro on Kevin's victory 154 00:10:19,254 --> 00:10:20,431 and what does he do? 155 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:23,630 He orders white wine. Shit, this is not a wine bar! 156 00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:25,110 DISCO MUSIC IN THE CAR 157 00:10:25,134 --> 00:10:26,134 CLACSON 158 00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:31,320 Hey boy, move on! Big car own the streets! 159 00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:36,961 If there are no appropriate biking paths the streets are everybody's. 160 00:10:38,574 --> 00:10:40,040 ENGINE AND WHEEL NOISE 161 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:47,093 (man in the car) GOOD LORD! 162 00:10:54,332 --> 00:10:55,332 How rude! 163 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,265 (Armando) Give me a password. 164 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:08,198 I just need a username and a password, I need to connect. 165 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:10,548 (pedestrian) I just have a username. - I need to look for work. 166 00:11:10,572 --> 00:11:14,838 - I need to chat with my daughter! - Armando, quit that tablet. 167 00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:19,147 To pay the instalments, you went bankrupt. Look what happened to yourself! 168 00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:21,905 I need it to look for a job on Internet. 169 00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:24,597 No, you need it go on social networks 170 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,147 I need to connect to chat with my daughter. 171 00:11:28,171 --> 00:11:29,237 Take this money. 172 00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:30,944 That's all I have 173 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,517 and some change. 174 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,466 With this you can buy a good salad 175 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,023 with kale berries, peanuts, lineseeds 176 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:42,809 ginger and kombu seaweed. - Yes. 177 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,436 - Do not buy passwords. - I won't. Thank you. 178 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,582 - Please, don't do it - Thank you. 179 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:50,889 GOOD LORD. 180 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,025 - Good evening. - Good evening. - Good evening. 181 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,049 You should just walk upstairs. 182 00:11:58,769 --> 00:12:01,903 You do some exercise and use less electricity. 183 00:12:02,249 --> 00:12:05,049 And the flat complex saves money Goodbye. 184 00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:06,835 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 185 00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:10,848 Let's go. 186 00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:16,648 WOMAN GASPING 187 00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:23,807 Worm, did you pay? 188 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,594 Miss Sharon, I don't own a TV. 189 00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:32,020 TV makes me sick. 190 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,686 Why should I pay for the common satellite dish? 191 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:39,273 I already said it during the assembly 192 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,193 Let's put some solar panels. 193 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,502 If I want to get tanned, I'll got to a beauty centre. 194 00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:49,392 I don't buy SOLARIUM panels. 195 00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:52,582 - You don't even know what they are. - You're a cheapskate. 196 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,806 It's just 20 euro. 197 00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:57,486 When people go back home in the evening 198 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,512 They just want to watch MasterVip. 199 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,005 HEART BEATS 200 00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:15,805 You're a loser. 201 00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:18,578 You're such a snobbish. 202 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:20,911 Get out fromMasterVip! 203 00:13:22,644 --> 00:13:26,978 (Giulio) I won't pay a penis! (Sharon) What the hell is a penis? 204 00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:29,151 (Franca) Hi honey. - Hi. 205 00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:32,364 What's up? 206 00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:35,897 They keep asking money for the satellite dish. 207 00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:38,603 Don't get mad it's just 20 euro. 208 00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:42,577 I don't care about the money, it's the principle. 209 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:46,803 These people spend are all day long watching a screen 210 00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:51,098 they do not think. They are lobotomized, they sit there and watch. 211 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,058 How many times have we already discussed about this? 212 00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,549 - 87. - There you go! 213 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,099 It dipends on how you use TV. 214 00:13:58,123 --> 00:14:02,123 There are interesting programs, it's not all that negative. 215 00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:04,138 And what about chemical weapons? 216 00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,058 And what about chlorofluorocarbons? 217 00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:08,137 What about pesticides? And dead animals? 218 00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:11,537 And the bombs? Does it depend the way he used them? 219 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,695 Franca, I am vegan and coherent. 220 00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:16,975 I eat only seeds. 221 00:14:18,281 --> 00:14:20,281 You eat salad with mozzarella. 222 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,374 Do you think cows are born to be squeezed by human beings? 223 00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:28,456 Can I at least choose what I want to eat? 224 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,947 Can I at least be sorry for all those emptied cows! 225 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,294 GIULIO SNAPS HIS TONGUE 226 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,467 Here's Kyoto. He's the only one who understands me Look at him. 227 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,056 He's the only one who understands me. 228 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,576 Would you like some seeds? 229 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 eat, Kyoto. 230 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,656 Kyoto is vegan too, you know that? 231 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,680 He doesn't it cheese. Do you know what it means for a mice? 232 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,225 It's an important coherent choice. 233 00:14:56,838 --> 00:15:01,372 That he made for the good sake of this world but you won't make it. 234 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:15,878 GIULIO GASPS 235 00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:24,757 (record player) Snow Coat says: 'Say your mantra'. 236 00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:27,877 Even though I can't change things 237 00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:31,130 I still love myself. 238 00:15:31,277 --> 00:15:33,411 Snow Coat says: 'Speak softly'. 239 00:15:34,757 --> 00:15:36,957 Even though I can't change things 240 00:15:37,516 --> 00:15:38,783 I still love myself 241 00:15:44,596 --> 00:15:45,663 You're stressed. 242 00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:48,077 I'll relax you. 243 00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:52,489 Franca, I am really getting relaxed 244 00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:55,516 Let me do it. 245 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:59,982 Tomorrow I leave and we won't see each other for 2 weeks. 246 00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:03,532 It's not the right moment. It's not the right moment! 247 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:04,556 Let me do it. 248 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:08,195 Energetic efficacy 249 00:16:11,795 --> 00:16:13,595 reduction of greenhouse gas 250 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,408 Sustainable forest management 251 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:19,968 Afforestantion and re-afforestation 252 00:16:20,954 --> 00:16:21,954 Kyoto Protocol. 253 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,274 I love your Kyoto. 254 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:30,354 Climate change. 255 00:16:31,154 --> 00:16:34,887 (Giulio) Climate changes, oh yes! I love your protocol. 256 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,954 proposals 257 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,739 development, research. 258 00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:42,047 Research on sustainability 259 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,687 What the penis is this? 260 00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:47,686 It's homeopathic, women stuff 261 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,966 You will get pregnant for sure". 262 00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:52,992 It says this. 263 00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:56,285 You wanted to cheat me having babies. 264 00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:01,365 Giulio, I am 36. Don't you get it? 265 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:04,328 Franca, you know what I think on procreation. 266 00:17:04,352 --> 00:17:07,952 We are already 7 billion people polluting this planet 267 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,045 like a virus. They are still making babies. 268 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:14,152 Allow me 269 00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:17,591 the only real thing I can do is not having a baby! 270 00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:20,631 Do you get it? 271 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:22,727 - And do you know what I think? - What? 272 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,967 I think you spend your life doing a hell of nothing. 273 00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:28,191 You do not take action you do nothing concrete. 274 00:17:28,871 --> 00:17:30,004 What should I do? 275 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,244 I am surrounded by morons! 276 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,750 And what do you do concretely? 277 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:39,097 Me? I volunteer for Save the Black 278 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:44,126 Do you know that a cousin thrice removed of the president of Save the Black 279 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,216 has been investigated for stealing a scooter. 280 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,445 - His cousin? - YES! 281 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:51,603 His cousin? Do you realise what you're saying? 282 00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:56,605 If you really want to do something, you do it. If you really want to save the world, you save it. 283 00:17:56,629 --> 00:18:00,829 You can do something in your own small way but you do nothing. 284 00:18:01,069 --> 00:18:03,869 - You're just a dissatisfied loser. - Me? 285 00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,535 Your words are just farts, Giulio! 286 00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,841 When will you be ready to take a dump? 287 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:13,988 Fine. 288 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,481 - What are you doing? - I am leaving. 289 00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:20,643 Don't do this, tomorrow I am leaving 290 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,667 Who cares! 291 00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:24,508 I am sorry. 292 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,134 I am sorry a penis! 293 00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:28,227 Goodbye. 294 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:39,802 (woman) Honey, I am pregnant! We will have five fat twins. 295 00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:43,626 (man) Great news! They will properly pollute the planet. 296 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:47,162 (man 2) Sir, this is not enough money to corrupt me. 297 00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:49,842 (man 2) I want my stupid son as a Prime Minister. 298 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:53,799 (congressman) Not a problem, but you send me some hookers. 299 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,799 (congressman) I want hookers! 300 00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:59,718 people steps on me, they hurt me. 301 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,998 302 00:19:07,665 --> 00:19:09,265 303 00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:12,372 I am bidimensional. 304 00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:15,224 305 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:21,760 306 00:19:21,784 --> 00:19:27,080 everyone against, everyone steps on me! 307 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:28,104 308 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:32,544 309 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:35,903 310 00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:40,543 311 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:43,343 312 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:48,382 313 00:19:50,502 --> 00:19:51,636 314 00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:56,142 315 00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:57,382 GAGGING 316 00:20:06,902 --> 00:20:08,702 You're a dissatisfied loser 317 00:20:09,381 --> 00:20:12,877 You always wanted to change the world but you will never do it. 318 00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,635 You complain all the time. 319 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,581 Come with us. 320 00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:18,861 Us who? 321 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:21,741 VOICES 322 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:29,887 We are the Salmons, an eco-sustainable organization 323 00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,967 vegan-animalist zero impact, bio bio bio bio. 324 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,633 We oppose the progress. 325 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660 VOICES 326 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,793 We are fighting against the demolition of a park. 327 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,300 VOICES 328 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:47,980 He is Ermanno Flakesofplaster, professional conspirator. 329 00:20:48,339 --> 00:20:50,339 Everyone has a microchip here! 330 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:54,566 She is Tutu, former dancer now violent pacifist. 331 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:02,205 Rodolfo Sadly, former soap opera actor. 332 00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:05,699 My friend, sign to save this damned park. 333 00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:10,085 He was well-know for his magnetic look. 334 00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:15,553 - Who is he? (Rita) He's also part of our group. 335 00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:17,711 � Ennio, also called The Worst. 336 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:20,684 (Giulio) The Worst? 337 00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:22,674 Why do you keep him with you? 338 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,631 Because he helps us to make us feel better. 339 00:21:25,697 --> 00:21:26,697 Right. 340 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:33,204 And my name is Rita Takeoffyour Shoes and I finance the group's activities. 341 00:21:33,617 --> 00:21:36,284 Sign, and you will get this awesome pin 342 00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:40,403 designed by Philip Strac, a dear friend of mine. 343 00:21:41,257 --> 00:21:43,057 No, thank you. No big deal. 344 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:46,483 I appreciate it. 345 00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:48,096 VOICES 346 00:21:49,856 --> 00:21:53,911 - Excuse me, what should I sign for? - for the natural park in Cement Street! 347 00:21:53,935 --> 00:21:56,869 Tomorrow works will start to be demolished. 348 00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:59,762 - Cement Street? - YES! That's ridiculous. 349 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:07,311 We're trying all what we can. 350 00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:10,950 We even contacted Roberto Savehim but he never answered. 351 00:22:10,974 --> 00:22:12,708 - Roberto Savehim? - YES. 352 00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:15,242 - And he didn't answer? - He didn't. 353 00:22:16,095 --> 00:22:17,162 I will help you. 354 00:22:22,254 --> 00:22:24,254 Now let's go back to the park 355 00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:27,774 where we left Giulio and his pink pigeon. 356 00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:31,869 (Billboards) This neighbourhood will kick away all ugliness. 357 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:34,560 Therefore we choose a special supporter 358 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:38,520 a big champion, and a dear friend of mine. 359 00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:40,400 Alessandro The Dimwit. 360 00:22:47,052 --> 00:22:49,119 Hi, I am Alessandro The Dimwit. 361 00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:52,000 I like too the Upcoming Beautiful. 362 00:23:00,132 --> 00:23:03,732 We can't stop the future, we can't stop the progress. 363 00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:06,947 And especially, we can't stop the new Beauty. 364 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:10,038 On the contrary, you can and you must stop it. 365 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:14,424 My name is Giulio Worm. This pink pigeon 366 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:18,317 lives in this parc and is a protected specie. 367 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,531 This bird has a right to live. 368 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:26,877 Thatsenough with the SUVs that pollute the air we breath! 369 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:30,506 (together) Thatsenough! - Thatsenough with the illegal developments! 370 00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:31,666 (together) Thatsenough! 371 00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:35,066 With the mobile phones that keep us constantly uselessly connected! 372 00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:36,090 Thatsenough! 373 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:39,025 With the monosodium glutamate, with the lifts, with the dextrose! 374 00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:40,049 Thatsenough! 375 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:44,330 and most of all Thatsenough to talent shows like MasterVip! 376 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:45,689 Thatsss 377 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:47,729 No 378 00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:49,210 No, he's still alive. 379 00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:51,942 Fly, fly in the air! 380 00:23:55,689 --> 00:23:56,689 He's a moron. 381 00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:03,209 WOMAN GASPING 382 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,888 (man) My legs can't make it anymore. 383 00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:28,087 What happened? 384 00:24:30,487 --> 00:24:32,354 Are you still upset with me? 385 00:24:32,647 --> 00:24:37,180 I know you don't like Save the Black but for me they are important. 386 00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:41,182 Is there anything I can do? 387 00:24:41,206 --> 00:24:42,739 Do you want me to stay? 388 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:46,873 For the last time. If you want, I'll stay. 389 00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:51,165 KISS 390 00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,832 I'll call you as soon as I can. 391 00:24:59,486 --> 00:25:00,486 DOOR SLAMMING 392 00:25:01,445 --> 00:25:02,445 BELLRING 393 00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:07,979 I knew you would not... 394 00:25:08,365 --> 00:25:11,965 We know the truth, the church has always lied to you. 395 00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:16,780 At the end of the world billions of people will die and you as well. 396 00:25:16,804 --> 00:25:17,804 Giulio! 397 00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:20,044 How do you know my name? 398 00:25:20,364 --> 00:25:22,830 Giulio Worm, first desk on the right! 399 00:25:23,804 --> 00:25:26,671 - Excuse me, who are you? - I am Alfonzo. 400 00:25:26,804 --> 00:25:30,071 - Alfonzo Scribbles. Do you remember? - I don't. 401 00:25:30,723 --> 00:25:33,923 - The one who wanted to be a usher. - The usher 402 00:25:35,683 --> 00:25:37,083 I want to be a usher. 403 00:25:41,323 --> 00:25:42,323 Yes, yes. 404 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:44,843 How many wasted classes. 405 00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:49,349 What do you want from me? 406 00:25:49,962 --> 00:25:53,458 I am not an usher, because people don't go out anymore. 407 00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:56,216 I am a precarious, working here and there 408 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,508 - What about you? - None of your business! 409 00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:05,401 Fine, come in. But I don't feel talking . 410 00:26:05,882 --> 00:26:07,682 Where was I wrong, Alfonzo? 411 00:26:07,762 --> 00:26:09,938 I've always said the right things. 412 00:26:09,962 --> 00:26:12,362 Maybe sometime I exaggerate, I know. 413 00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:15,348 Do some good, it's just what I want. 414 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:19,708 Everyone is always against me, can you believe that? 415 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,547 First my parents and now my girlfriend. 416 00:26:24,561 --> 00:26:25,561 I live 417 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,293 in the torturous awareness of the shit that surrounds us all. 418 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,736 Nobody listens to me, nobody understands me. 419 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,827 - Nobody listens to me! - Excuse me, what did you say again? 420 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,040 What? 421 00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:43,935 Alfonzo, I've been talking for one hour! 422 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:47,015 I was thinking about something else. Tell me everything. 423 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:50,506 I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore! 424 00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,293 Giulio, don't do this.. 425 00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:55,985 - Maybe I can help you. - How? 426 00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:02,438 You know we use only 20% of our brain, right? 427 00:27:05,878 --> 00:27:06,878 What is this? 428 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,197 What is this? 429 00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:16,118 Shall I try? 430 00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:22,771 I'll try, it can't get worse than this 431 00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:32,383 With this one you will use only 2% of your brain 432 00:27:34,717 --> 00:27:35,717 Two? 433 00:27:36,557 --> 00:27:37,557 Two per cent? 434 00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:42,037 I don't want it, I want to spit it out! 435 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:46,252 - Tell me something disgusting. - Rats! 436 00:27:46,276 --> 00:27:48,476 - Sewer rats! - No, I love rats. 437 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,570 Tell me something else. 438 00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:53,355 VOICES 439 00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:03,168 It's good, isn't it? 440 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:05,715 I wanna fuck! 441 00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:16,621 Wait, I must do something I've been holding for the last 30 years. 442 00:28:17,554 --> 00:28:18,554 FARTS 443 00:28:31,194 --> 00:28:32,194 DOORBELL 444 00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:34,393 Who's that? 445 00:28:36,993 --> 00:28:39,993 - Who's that? - Worm, what's all this noise? 446 00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:45,593 INAUDIBLE VOICE 447 00:28:46,552 --> 00:28:47,552 INAUDIBLE VOICE 448 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:50,312 INAUDIBLE VOUCE 449 00:28:56,112 --> 00:28:59,008 What are you doing? Did you break the drainage? 450 00:28:59,032 --> 00:29:00,007 I didn't. 451 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:02,231 (mumbling) I've been really sick. 452 00:29:02,552 --> 00:29:03,608 I can't understand you 453 00:29:03,632 --> 00:29:05,698 I could not handle Kevin's ban 454 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:08,568 from MasterVip. - Are you taking the mickey of me? 455 00:29:08,592 --> 00:29:10,325 You don't watch MasterVip. 456 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:14,818 He ordered some white wine in the private room! Unbelievable 457 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,965 I know. He's so stupid. Did you see him? 458 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,724 Sure! Did you see Tatiana? 459 00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:25,047 - Her breast implant popped. - Poor girl! 460 00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:27,671 She cried so much when it popped! Bum! 461 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:28,750 Bum! 462 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:32,046 I was talking about that with my girlfriends at the beauty centre. 463 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,137 All those implants popping out! 464 00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:38,910 - Did you see Michael's pack? - Do you think is real? 465 00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:41,925 Down there it's all fake, It's all pumped up! 466 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:42,949 I had no idea. 467 00:29:43,589 --> 00:29:46,656 Worm, I need that money for the satellite dish 468 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,456 Were your parents thiefs? 469 00:29:52,869 --> 00:29:56,002 They stole two stars and put them in your eyes 470 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:06,268 They stole two melons and put them in your boob 471 00:30:08,068 --> 00:30:09,268 You make me blush. 472 00:30:09,788 --> 00:30:12,055 - Did you buy a new bed? - I did. 473 00:30:12,468 --> 00:30:14,734 Can I help you to put it together? 474 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,347 Done? 475 00:30:31,386 --> 00:30:32,520 Can I get a puff? 476 00:31:03,185 --> 00:31:04,185 BURP 477 00:31:05,584 --> 00:31:07,718 Honey, we didn't use protection. 478 00:31:09,505 --> 00:31:11,105 What the fuck do I care! 479 00:31:11,224 --> 00:31:14,757 W're 7 billion people, one more, one less, who cares 480 00:31:17,504 --> 00:31:18,837 Where are you going? 481 00:31:18,904 --> 00:31:20,971 No, that's my favourite fleece! 482 00:31:22,784 --> 00:31:24,317 We are inside the truth 483 00:31:24,744 --> 00:31:26,411 Giulio you live here too? 484 00:31:27,023 --> 00:31:28,223 Alfonzo Scribbles! 485 00:31:28,663 --> 00:31:31,197 You changed my life, let me kiss you! 486 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,544 Feel like grabbing something to eat? 487 00:31:38,223 --> 00:31:39,823 Let's go, take the LIFT! 488 00:31:40,903 --> 00:31:42,036 After you, madam. 489 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,103 (Giulio) What the fuck do I care! 490 00:31:52,422 --> 00:31:55,558 You know the only think of the pig you throw away? 491 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,582 No, which one? 492 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,782 The bread! 493 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,542 VOICES 494 00:32:01,622 --> 00:32:02,955 I'll kill your head! 495 00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:06,688 Speaking about pigs 496 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:08,768 Where can I find sows? 497 00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:11,741 In the pigsty 498 00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:13,221 I mean sluts 499 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:19,554 You go to the Just Caviar, nice place. 500 00:32:19,821 --> 00:32:21,288 It's expensive though. 501 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:33,276 Remember the money I lent you yesterday and all the days before? 502 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,916 Giulio, is it really you? 503 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:38,873 - I do remember, thank you for that. - That was a mistake. 504 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,460 Don't, what are you doing?! 505 00:32:43,979 --> 00:32:45,796 - What are you doing? - What? 506 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:47,620 - Fine - I will punch you! 507 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,299 I am sorry. 508 00:32:49,779 --> 00:32:52,645 - Let's go. - Give me a password at least! 509 00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:54,939 DISCO MUSIC 510 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,234 - How many people? - Two. - Go ahead. 511 00:32:59,258 --> 00:33:00,792 You go in, you go home. 512 00:33:01,498 --> 00:33:02,765 Can't we go in now? 513 00:33:03,698 --> 00:33:06,765 No, you must be in the list or must be famous 514 00:33:07,138 --> 00:33:08,604 like a footballplayer. 515 00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:12,818 Watch TV, Watch the football match! 516 00:33:15,578 --> 00:33:16,578 Excuse me. 517 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,497 I am 518 00:33:19,338 --> 00:33:20,338 Gullit. 519 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:23,804 - I didn't understand. Who are you? - Gullit. 520 00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:25,297 No way! 521 00:33:26,177 --> 00:33:28,443 - You are Ruud Gullit? - Correct. 522 00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:32,043 Sei il mio idol let's make a selfie! 523 00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:35,512 What a cult! Please, have a good time. 524 00:33:35,536 --> 00:33:37,070 - Take this. - Thanks. 525 00:33:39,096 --> 00:33:40,096 He's my friend. 526 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,483 (bouncer) Go Milan! - Suck it! 527 00:33:47,336 --> 00:33:50,536 (girl) Who is he? - � Gullit, Golden Ball 1987! 528 00:33:51,255 --> 00:33:52,589 (girl) great Gullit! 529 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:55,162 - Gullit! - Ol�! I wanna fuck! 530 00:33:58,575 --> 00:34:00,241 (bodyguard) Guys, get up. 531 00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:02,135 This table is booked. 532 00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:04,870 What the fuck are you talking about? I paid 5.000 euro! 533 00:34:04,894 --> 00:34:07,494 You must leave it for last minute VIPs. 534 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,214 Unbelievable! 535 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,415 Guys, he's Gullit! 536 00:34:13,494 --> 00:34:14,494 Correct. 537 00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:15,975 VOICES 538 00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:18,254 Get lost! 539 00:34:19,214 --> 00:34:20,214 go go 540 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:21,933 No, you stay. 541 00:34:26,094 --> 00:34:27,094 Wanna fuck? 542 00:34:28,614 --> 00:34:30,790 - Wanna fuck? - Something to drink? 543 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:33,414 - White wine. - No, that's for losers. 544 00:34:34,253 --> 00:34:36,053 DON PERIGNONE for everyone! 545 00:34:36,613 --> 00:34:37,613 DISCO MUSIC 546 00:34:55,212 --> 00:34:56,212 I'll get fuck! 547 00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:06,198 (girl) You smell like a pig. 548 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:09,798 And who are you? 549 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,211 I am Maradona. 550 00:35:13,971 --> 00:35:16,347 What the fuck are you saying! Do you think I am stupid? 551 00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:17,371 Look at this! 552 00:35:18,091 --> 00:35:20,891 Enough, this is occupation of PUBIC land. 553 00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:22,451 Ruud! Gullit! 554 00:35:23,571 --> 00:35:25,437 Yes, I am Gullit. What's up? 555 00:35:25,651 --> 00:35:28,826 May I introduce you a colleague, Alessandro The Dimwit. 556 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,250 Champion of our days! 557 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:34,036 You are not Ruud Gullit. I recognised you. 558 00:35:36,369 --> 00:35:37,703 You are Giulio Worm. 559 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:39,636 You are a loser. 560 00:35:41,050 --> 00:35:43,250 I am not Gullit? How do you dare? 561 00:35:48,369 --> 00:35:50,369 - Change. - Simulation. Bozo! 562 00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:52,023 - Change. - Ale! 563 00:35:55,769 --> 00:35:57,635 What the fuck are you doing? 564 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:58,888 Get this go guys ! 565 00:36:01,808 --> 00:36:03,541 SMASHED GLASS AND SHOUTING 566 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,208 Come with me 567 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,940 Tonight I am having so much fun! 568 00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:31,622 - Thanks to you, my dear friend. - I am having fun too. 569 00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,046 - I even met Gullit! - I am Gullit. 570 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:39,622 How did you manage to get the bouncer's car? 571 00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:42,979 I got a great idea, I asked him to lend it to me. 572 00:36:43,126 --> 00:36:45,462 - And what did he say? - He agreed. 573 00:36:45,486 --> 00:36:46,486 You're so cool! 574 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,582 (Giulio) I am the king of the sidewalk! 575 00:36:52,606 --> 00:36:55,472 I had never driven an off-road car before. 576 00:36:56,246 --> 00:36:57,979 - an off-road car? - Yes. 577 00:36:58,845 --> 00:37:00,778 Why are you on the road then? 578 00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:06,751 - What the fuck do I care! - Watch out! 579 00:37:07,245 --> 00:37:08,245 CRASH 580 00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:19,217 (Giulio) What the fuck? 581 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:21,204 Car is broken. 582 00:37:23,003 --> 00:37:25,737 They gave me a broken car. It's a wreck. 583 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,550 What shall we do know? 584 00:37:35,883 --> 00:37:36,883 Cool! 585 00:37:41,203 --> 00:37:42,469 I want a bulldozer! 586 00:37:46,442 --> 00:37:47,442 I wanna fuck! 587 00:37:50,322 --> 00:37:53,722 (Giulio) I'll destroy everything! Tear down trees! 588 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:15,134 What the penis is this? 589 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920 What is this? 590 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,160 No No! 591 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,840 No. 592 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,360 My god. 593 00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:42,199 Kyoto. 594 00:38:42,799 --> 00:38:43,799 Kyoto 595 00:38:45,399 --> 00:38:46,999 What did they do to you? 596 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,012 Who did this to you? 597 00:38:50,879 --> 00:38:52,279 Die, you dirty beast! 598 00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:03,011 Rest in peace, rest in peace. 599 00:39:13,837 --> 00:39:14,837 Wake up. 600 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:16,958 Ehi! 601 00:39:17,638 --> 00:39:20,771 - What did he gave to me? - Giulio, my friend! 602 00:39:20,837 --> 00:39:21,904 Friend my penis! 603 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,972 What did he gave to me? Did he drugged me with drug? 604 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:26,996 He drugged me! 605 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,610 Don't do this. We had so much fun. 606 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,117 You are a junk. 607 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,636 He wanted me to become a junk! 608 00:39:35,236 --> 00:39:36,636 Get out of this flat. 609 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,716 Reach the exit immediately. 610 00:39:40,716 --> 00:39:41,716 RINGBELL 611 00:39:42,796 --> 00:39:44,196 And now, who's there? 612 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:50,596 DOORBELL 613 00:39:54,116 --> 00:39:57,412 Hi, I bought a new night table. Would you help me to put me together? 614 00:39:57,436 --> 00:40:00,969 Miss, I am very sorry about what happened yesterday. 615 00:40:02,595 --> 00:40:05,261 I am really embarassed, I wasn't myself. 616 00:40:06,354 --> 00:40:10,210 - Somebody drugged me. - Giulio, don't treat me like this 617 00:40:10,234 --> 00:40:11,234 He drugged me. 618 00:40:12,475 --> 00:40:13,571 (Alfonzo) Let's get together. 619 00:40:13,595 --> 00:40:16,651 Tonight I can't, I'll have to work in Unusual Way 620 00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:19,450 Let's get together? I will kill you, you drugged me! 621 00:40:19,474 --> 00:40:20,474 Get lost! 622 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:25,073 The park! 623 00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:28,594 - Can you help me? - My sciatic nerve is inflamed. 624 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,725 The Gipsies did it for sure. 625 00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:04,365 Stop saying the Gipsies are guilty. 626 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,738 The Gipsies are innocent. 627 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:08,232 It was me. 628 00:41:10,191 --> 00:41:11,524 I'll turn myself in. 629 00:41:13,351 --> 00:41:15,751 - Who was that? - Probably a Gipsy. 630 00:41:18,951 --> 00:41:22,646 Last night some vandals destroyed the park in Cement Street. 631 00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:27,326 On the site there was a car belonging to the bouncer of a well-known disco. 632 00:41:27,350 --> 00:41:29,616 It wasn't me, it's Gullit's fault! 633 00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:34,566 This act of vandalism, however, brought to the light a sad reality. 634 00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,923 The park was meant to be demolished 635 00:41:37,470 --> 00:41:41,803 in place of an eliterian neiighbourhood, the Upcoming Beautiful. 636 00:41:42,829 --> 00:41:45,366 (journalist) Public opinion is rising up. 637 00:41:45,390 --> 00:41:47,856 Many citizens are defending the park. 638 00:41:48,749 --> 00:41:50,165 I had no idea what was going on. 639 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:54,245 Now that the TV is talking about it, I would fight my life for the park. 640 00:41:54,269 --> 00:41:56,669 Before I didn't care about the park. 641 00:41:59,468 --> 00:42:02,935 But now that it has been vadalized I do care a lot! 642 00:42:04,148 --> 00:42:10,481 (journalist) The demolishment has been interrupted and now they are looking for the criminals. 643 00:42:18,588 --> 00:42:21,521 (crowd) We want the park, we want the park! 644 00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:25,520 (crow) No Upcoming Beautiful, no Upcoming Beautiful! 645 00:42:29,107 --> 00:42:32,202 (Flakesofplaster) That's amazing, they managed to get some attention 646 00:42:32,226 --> 00:42:34,360 and awake some social awareness. 647 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,453 (Rita) Probably they're eco-terrorists. Professionals. 648 00:42:41,946 --> 00:42:42,946 I did it. 649 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:53,305 HONKING 650 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,801 - Why are you driving the wrong way? - We are the Salmons. 651 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,625 We always go the wrong way. 652 00:43:03,344 --> 00:43:04,344 HONKING 653 00:43:04,745 --> 00:43:05,878 We'll get killed! 654 00:43:07,505 --> 00:43:11,838 - Where are you bringing me? - To our super secret headquarters. 655 00:43:12,144 --> 00:43:14,078 Where we'll be left in peace. 656 00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:26,384 (Rita) Today 657 00:43:26,903 --> 00:43:27,903 our leader 658 00:43:28,903 --> 00:43:32,236 showed us the light, he taught us a great lesson. 659 00:43:34,623 --> 00:43:35,623 Giulio Worm! 660 00:43:40,062 --> 00:43:41,062 Thanks. What 661 00:43:46,863 --> 00:43:47,996 (together) Where? 662 00:43:49,302 --> 00:43:50,302 I found 663 00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:53,262 the force 664 00:43:54,582 --> 00:43:55,582 within myself. 665 00:43:57,462 --> 00:44:00,262 I realized that in order to save something 666 00:44:01,342 --> 00:44:03,209 one has to destroy it first. 667 00:44:03,301 --> 00:44:04,501 (together) Genius! 668 00:44:04,581 --> 00:44:05,581 SNORING 669 00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:07,741 That what I always said. 670 00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:10,837 One must first to dig shit in order to find gold. 671 00:44:10,861 --> 00:44:12,461 (Salmons, together) YES! 672 00:44:13,461 --> 00:44:14,461 What next? 673 00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:17,541 What next? 674 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:20,033 SILENCED SHOUTING 675 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:25,540 Let's share our cove with a group of wannabe terrorists. 676 00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:28,860 What next? 677 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:34,035 Do you have any water? II kamikaze has forged ahead the fire. 678 00:44:34,059 --> 00:44:37,726 - What do you mean? - He lit himself on fire too early 679 00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:39,393 Water, quick! Somebody 680 00:44:41,099 --> 00:44:42,233 Water, well said! 681 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:45,219 Water will be our next gol. 682 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:50,074 KAMIKAZE LAST BREATH 683 00:44:50,098 --> 00:44:52,498 Nevermind, we don't need it anymore. 684 00:44:53,738 --> 00:44:55,938 Water is the most important good. 685 00:44:57,058 --> 00:44:58,525 We must pollute water. 686 00:44:58,778 --> 00:45:01,112 We must throw waste into the water. 687 00:45:01,538 --> 00:45:03,605 Careful. I hope you're joking. 688 00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:08,794 Giulio, we must destroy things in order to make their real value appreciated 689 00:45:08,818 --> 00:45:09,818 You said it! 690 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:11,457 Yes, Giulio! 691 00:45:11,818 --> 00:45:14,751 Now that you are finally changing the world. 692 00:45:15,778 --> 00:45:18,044 - Isn't that so? - Isn't that so? 693 00:45:18,897 --> 00:45:19,897 Isn't that so? 694 00:45:21,137 --> 00:45:22,537 Yes, actually, it is. 695 00:45:25,297 --> 00:45:26,297 Thatsenough! 696 00:45:26,496 --> 00:45:28,896 (together) Thatsenough, thatsenough! 697 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,709 - Can we take turns? - Sure. 698 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:52,095 Well done! The mirror is the most important tool for a body builder. 699 00:45:58,574 --> 00:46:00,641 Snow Coat, I am at a crossroads 700 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,068 I don't know which way to go. 701 00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:07,094 Giulio, follow your diaphragm. 702 00:46:12,294 --> 00:46:13,560 I saw a dark light. 703 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,174 I don't know if I should follow it or not. 704 00:46:20,133 --> 00:46:21,133 Remember. 705 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:25,213 Easier said than done Evil is in the middle. 706 00:46:31,093 --> 00:46:33,159 (Pippo) Did you watch the news? 707 00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:35,466 Parks are important! 708 00:46:36,053 --> 00:46:38,869 If I should not work, today I would protest. 709 00:46:38,893 --> 00:46:39,893 (Pippo) Me too. 710 00:46:40,893 --> 00:46:44,159 And water pollution? What do you think about it? 711 00:46:44,452 --> 00:46:47,388 We don't care about water. I waste it all day long 712 00:46:47,412 --> 00:46:49,279 There's is PLENTLOT of water 713 00:47:10,091 --> 00:47:13,958 What did you bring to pollute water? I broght my jewelry. 714 00:47:16,571 --> 00:47:18,571 I brought my comics collection 715 00:47:18,650 --> 00:47:20,183 I brought all my awards 716 00:47:21,131 --> 00:47:22,464 I brought my granny! 717 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:24,450 Good evening. 718 00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:34,010 I brought 12 tons of waste. 719 00:47:36,649 --> 00:47:38,516 (together) Worm! Worm! Worm! 720 00:47:42,209 --> 00:47:44,465 Let's change the history of pollution! 721 00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:45,489 (together) YES! 722 00:47:46,889 --> 00:47:49,556 You're just the opposite of my grandson. 723 00:47:49,809 --> 00:47:50,809 CHEERING 724 00:48:09,448 --> 00:48:12,648 Tonight I can't, I have to work, in Unsual Way. 725 00:48:16,247 --> 00:48:17,247 Excuse me. 726 00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:19,567 I'll be back. 727 00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:33,393 Madam, you dropped your wallet. 728 00:48:35,486 --> 00:48:38,063 In Unusual Way, I'll give it back to you. 729 00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:40,687 Thanks thief, I knew you would do that. 730 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:42,779 (thief) I am going to rob! 731 00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,165 Excuse me. 732 00:48:58,405 --> 00:48:59,471 I am looking for 733 00:49:00,285 --> 00:49:01,685 Alfonzo, is that you? 734 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:04,792 Hi sweetie, can't you see I am working? 735 00:49:04,924 --> 00:49:06,191 What are you doing? 736 00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:08,778 We are reading a book in Unusual Way. 737 00:49:11,124 --> 00:49:15,391 First of all I wanted to apologize to kick you out of my house. 738 00:49:15,444 --> 00:49:20,044 Second I wanted to ask you if you could give me more of those pills. 739 00:49:20,763 --> 00:49:21,763 Fine. 740 00:49:22,604 --> 00:49:25,737 Take this sweetie. Now you go, I have to work. 741 00:49:26,124 --> 00:49:28,590 Thanks, Alfonzo. You're so beautiful! 742 00:49:29,243 --> 00:49:30,243 bye, bye. 743 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:39,043 That was quick. 744 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,362 I wanna fuck! 745 00:50:02,921 --> 00:50:06,854 - Follow your breast muscles, Giulio! - Yes! I wanna fuck! 746 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,760 All inside! 747 00:50:15,241 --> 00:50:17,841 Last night I met a slut o on Facebook. 748 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:20,814 I brought her in my SUV and I kicked it in! 749 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,880 A signature to have Keving be back at MasterVip! 750 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,280 Your signature! 751 00:50:28,799 --> 00:50:29,799 VOICES 752 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,253 MasterVip is important! 753 00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:43,175 (Alfonzo) Where did you get the money to buy a car? 754 00:50:43,199 --> 00:50:46,199 What the fuck do I care! At the Lethal Bank. 755 00:50:47,319 --> 00:50:48,319 The veinings! 756 00:51:09,998 --> 00:51:11,331 SIGNAL OF GREEN LINE 757 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,824 Madam, we finished the door. 758 00:51:18,797 --> 00:51:22,453 (voicemail) Here Worm family. right now we can't answer. 759 00:51:22,477 --> 00:51:25,144 We are probably busy saving the planet. 760 00:51:25,277 --> 00:51:28,932 Leave a message after the call of the cerulean warbler. 761 00:51:28,956 --> 00:51:30,823 CALL OF THE CERULEAN WARBLER 762 00:51:31,197 --> 00:51:32,197 Hi Giulio. 763 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:36,290 "Don't feel down about what happened". 764 00:51:37,276 --> 00:51:39,476 "Together we'll find a solution". 765 00:51:42,156 --> 00:51:45,356 And buy a mobile phone, even here they have it! 766 00:51:45,716 --> 00:51:46,716 White wine? No! 767 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:48,916 Call me. 768 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,195 I miss you. 769 00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:12,328 Would you like to fuck me? 770 00:52:14,154 --> 00:52:15,154 Darling! 771 00:52:38,033 --> 00:52:39,166 TV is important . 772 00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:25,030 WEDDING MARCH 773 00:53:34,790 --> 00:53:35,990 (Giulio) Rotation. 774 00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:37,923 I'll split you in 2! 775 00:53:38,429 --> 00:53:39,763 I'll kill your head! 776 00:53:40,709 --> 00:53:42,242 Honey, we look amazing. 777 00:53:43,349 --> 00:53:46,815 What the fuck do I care! There's the final monster. 778 00:53:47,348 --> 00:53:51,245 You promised to look at the pics together. Enough with this playing videos! 779 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,325 You switched to the wrong channel. 780 00:53:53,349 --> 00:53:57,082 (TV) "More and more discomforts due to water pollution. 781 00:53:58,108 --> 00:54:00,724 Today a tramp, while drinking from of a public fontain 782 00:54:00,748 --> 00:54:03,803 has ingested three batteries that came out of the pipes. 783 00:54:03,827 --> 00:54:05,604 The homeless man is now in a coma". 784 00:54:05,628 --> 00:54:08,695 Several cases of poisoning in water pollution 785 00:54:08,748 --> 00:54:10,481 are shocking the all town. 786 00:54:10,828 --> 00:54:15,294 - Alfonzo, do you have more pills? - I'll kill you. I'll kill you. 787 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,043 ..The issue about the park is now being neglected. 788 00:54:19,067 --> 00:54:20,443 INCOMPREHENSIBLE VOICES 789 00:54:20,467 --> 00:54:23,734 I don't care about the park. Water is important! 790 00:54:25,467 --> 00:54:29,122 Despite the disagreement of the renown writer Roberto Savehim 791 00:54:29,146 --> 00:54:31,803 today the park will start to be demolished 792 00:54:31,827 --> 00:54:34,082 for the development of the Upcoming Beautiful. 793 00:54:34,106 --> 00:54:35,306 NON AUDIBLE VOICES 794 00:54:51,905 --> 00:54:55,081 You have a lover, I know that. Who's she? Why we don't talk anymore ? 795 00:54:55,105 --> 00:54:57,240 Why you don't listen to me anymore? Giulio! 796 00:54:57,264 --> 00:54:58,598 That'senough really! 797 00:55:01,745 --> 00:55:03,678 I defeated the final monster! 798 00:55:21,343 --> 00:55:23,720 (together) The first rule of the Thatsenough is 799 00:55:23,744 --> 00:55:25,810 not talk about the Thatsenough. 800 00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:31,223 The second rule of the Thatsenough is: until there is Worse there is Hope. 801 00:55:31,343 --> 00:55:33,743 The third rule of the Thatsenough is 802 00:55:33,943 --> 00:55:35,476 - Our leader! - There! 803 00:55:37,103 --> 00:55:38,103 There! 804 00:55:39,262 --> 00:55:41,329 Good lord, what a nasty person. 805 00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:45,049 Giulio, did they put a microchip in you? 806 00:55:46,262 --> 00:55:48,078 You have been corrupted by the power. 807 00:55:48,102 --> 00:55:49,102 You are low! 808 00:55:50,302 --> 00:55:52,569 Guys, I've been through hard time. 809 00:55:53,742 --> 00:55:56,075 I am back to guide you to the good. 810 00:55:56,741 --> 00:55:59,518 You have grown in number and I am happy about it. 811 00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:01,675 The more we are the more we are. 812 00:56:01,782 --> 00:56:05,648 We are planning the next action of pacifist ecoterrorism. 813 00:56:06,421 --> 00:56:08,021 We will pollute the air! 814 00:56:09,461 --> 00:56:10,461 Even more? 815 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:14,301 Yes! We'll put poisonous phials inside pigeons. 816 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:16,716 (Rita) Right, phials inside pigeons! 817 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,340 (together) Yes, Yes, Yes 818 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:21,074 UNDISTINCT VOICES 819 00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:23,207 Guys, listen to me. 820 00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:28,356 Our action on the water has taken away people's attention on the park. 821 00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:30,076 Now nobody cares about it. 822 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,555 You said we need to dig shit in order to find gold. 823 00:56:33,579 --> 00:56:35,113 Right, but shit stinks! 824 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:36,860 Stay grounded! 825 00:56:40,819 --> 00:56:44,435 Also, the lives of some people are in danger because of what we did. 826 00:56:44,459 --> 00:56:46,875 We must act legally if we want to change things. 827 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:48,766 Legally! We don't like that! 828 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:51,832 INDISTINCT VOICES 829 00:56:54,419 --> 00:56:55,419 Go! 830 00:56:56,098 --> 00:56:59,165 We must find a way to let our voices be heard 831 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,765 to influence once and for all the public opinion 832 00:57:02,898 --> 00:57:06,631 I don't know how I can help, I can't think of anything. 833 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:08,257 We know that, The Worst. 834 00:57:18,257 --> 00:57:20,990 This is the answer from Roberto Savehim. 835 00:57:21,097 --> 00:57:24,030 He wants to meet us, he cares for the park. 836 00:57:24,617 --> 00:57:26,284 When? Is it not too late? 837 00:57:27,896 --> 00:57:28,896 No, it isnt't. 838 00:57:29,896 --> 00:57:34,029 Tomorrow he will be Milan for an interview from 8:45 to 8:47. 839 00:57:36,376 --> 00:57:38,976 He can give us 45 seconds in the lift. 840 00:57:41,495 --> 00:57:44,495 (together) Roberto Savehim, Roberto Savehim! 841 00:58:04,374 --> 00:58:06,041 He's not Roberto Savehim! 842 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,108 Ladies and gentlemen 843 00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:11,440 you're about to assist to an extraordinary show. 844 00:58:12,694 --> 00:58:13,827 What is he doing? 845 00:58:19,694 --> 00:58:20,694 Just using 846 00:58:23,653 --> 00:58:24,720 the HANDSLEEVES. 847 00:58:28,813 --> 00:58:30,480 That's � Roberto Savehim. 848 00:58:31,253 --> 00:58:32,253 Bravo! 849 00:58:40,532 --> 00:58:41,666 Okay, he's clean. 850 00:58:42,532 --> 00:58:44,399 Only one of you can come in. 851 00:58:44,852 --> 00:58:47,519 - Shall I go? - No, The Worst, not you! 852 00:58:47,612 --> 00:58:49,988 Here I am, my name's sono Giulio Worm. 853 00:58:50,012 --> 00:58:51,012 Let's go! 854 00:59:16,571 --> 00:59:19,504 - Fuck is good, right? - yes, fuck is good! 855 00:59:20,130 --> 00:59:21,130 Suck it! 856 00:59:23,890 --> 00:59:27,090 Giulio, what did you do! What did you tell him? 857 00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:30,197 What did you tell him? 858 00:59:31,730 --> 00:59:33,263 I didn't take the pill! 859 00:59:35,370 --> 00:59:37,236 - Giulio Worm? - That's me. 860 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:40,329 You passed yourself for Gullit 861 00:59:40,609 --> 00:59:43,985 you demolished a park and polluted the water of Milan. 862 00:59:44,009 --> 00:59:46,676 Yes, I did it. Arrest me, I deserve it. 863 00:59:47,689 --> 00:59:48,689 Congratulation! 864 00:59:48,808 --> 00:59:52,675 You have been chosen as the new participant in MasterVip. 865 00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:55,569 - MasterVip? - You will replace Kevin. 866 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:56,808 Sign here. 867 01:00:00,168 --> 01:00:01,168 MasterVip? 868 01:00:02,128 --> 01:00:03,195 What the penis.. 869 01:00:05,527 --> 01:00:08,327 What the fuck do I care, I will be in TV! 870 01:00:10,687 --> 01:00:12,354 I can sign 50 more times! 871 01:00:12,607 --> 01:00:13,607 54! 872 01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:25,247 Taxi! 873 01:00:25,846 --> 01:00:26,846 SUSPENCE MUSIC 874 01:00:29,526 --> 01:00:31,259 Where are you going, miss? 875 01:00:32,327 --> 01:00:35,127 - COWARD STREET 31. - I know where it is. 876 01:00:36,206 --> 01:00:40,006 A friend of mine lives there we often go to get hookers. 877 01:00:47,806 --> 01:00:51,472 - Here it is. - This is where my friend Giulio leaves. 878 01:00:52,885 --> 01:00:55,085 I was the best man at his wedding 879 01:00:57,245 --> 01:00:58,245 Giulio who? 880 01:00:58,565 --> 01:00:59,565 Giulio Worm. 881 01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:18,244 SUSPENCE MUSIC 882 01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:13,334 Do you like cassata? 883 01:02:16,081 --> 01:02:17,614 - Sharon? - Any sugar? 884 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,627 (Sharon) Two spoons for you. 885 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,347 Why is your house inside my house? 886 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:27,760 Nice, isn't it? 887 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,040 - Where is Giulio? - You mean my husband? 888 01:02:34,279 --> 01:02:38,855 I don't know, he's always somewhere around. He never tells me where he goes. 889 01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:43,134 What are you doing here? I thought you ran away with a Sherichk? 890 01:02:43,158 --> 01:02:45,025 You hurt Giulio him so much! 891 01:02:47,358 --> 01:02:50,292 - He told you that? - Why, isn't that true? 892 01:02:51,078 --> 01:02:52,094 That's not true. 893 01:02:52,118 --> 01:02:54,385 He's always joking, he's so funny. 894 01:02:56,718 --> 01:02:58,251 He never joked with me. 895 01:02:59,598 --> 01:03:01,665 Since you left he has evolved. 896 01:03:02,638 --> 01:03:04,305 � he's a real phenomenon. 897 01:03:05,518 --> 01:03:07,251 � is this a candid camera? 898 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:10,317 Are we on "Let's Prank with Franca"? 899 01:03:11,677 --> 01:03:13,677 I've been away just two weeks. 900 01:03:14,677 --> 01:03:16,410 What the fuck has happened 901 01:03:16,957 --> 01:03:17,957 My god. 902 01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:22,263 Holy cow, she properly fainted! 903 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:23,917 TV NOISE 904 01:03:30,756 --> 01:03:32,956 Sweetie, fortunately you wake up. 905 01:03:32,996 --> 01:03:36,063 Just in time for the semi-final of MasterVip. 906 01:03:37,636 --> 01:03:40,332 (TV) Two of them are left, but they don't know 907 01:03:40,356 --> 01:03:43,690 that another participant is taking Kevin's place. 908 01:03:45,075 --> 01:03:47,931 Hi. I am Giulio Worm, I am a solarium person. 909 01:03:47,955 --> 01:03:49,412 What the fuck is he doing there? 910 01:03:49,436 --> 01:03:50,702 I like to have fun. 911 01:03:51,115 --> 01:03:53,382 I hate ipocrisy, fur on the groin 912 01:03:54,595 --> 01:03:58,971 and people who tells you one thing in your face and another in your butt. 913 01:03:58,995 --> 01:04:00,395 My values are family, 914 01:04:02,275 --> 01:04:03,275 prostitution, 915 01:04:03,634 --> 01:04:04,634 money and soda. 916 01:04:06,554 --> 01:04:07,554 Soda! 917 01:04:08,194 --> 01:04:11,261 A kiss to my wife Sharon, I love her so much. 918 01:04:11,834 --> 01:04:13,167 Ladies and Gentlemen 919 01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:14,354 Giulio WORM! 920 01:04:15,874 --> 01:04:16,874 APPLAUSES 921 01:04:19,074 --> 01:04:21,474 "Giulio you can compete in MasterVip 922 01:04:22,113 --> 01:04:25,513 and win a permanent position in the showbusiness". 923 01:04:29,713 --> 01:04:33,513 �The judges that will help the Master will be, as usual, 924 01:04:33,552 --> 01:04:41,352 Alessandro The Dimwit, renown football player and Grace Shampoo, editorial director of the gossip magazine Whoever. 925 01:04:43,032 --> 01:04:46,128 Now be ready for the test the nose in the air. 926 01:04:46,152 --> 01:04:49,018 "Let's welcome the most vip man on earth". 927 01:04:49,992 --> 01:04:51,525 "Giancarlo Billboards!" 928 01:05:24,590 --> 01:05:27,526 You are still here because I saw something in each of you. 929 01:05:27,550 --> 01:05:30,883 But until you win, you're still potential losers. 930 01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:35,363 Let's start with the first test. 931 01:05:36,589 --> 01:05:40,124 Inside the private room the participants will have to handle 932 01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:42,482 5 pure grams of Colombian cocoaine. 933 01:05:43,869 --> 01:05:44,869 Jessica 934 01:05:45,788 --> 01:05:49,084 is waiting to share with them the precious white powder". 935 01:05:49,108 --> 01:05:53,308 The will have 20 seconds to cut it cooly and conquer the prey. 936 01:05:58,507 --> 01:05:59,774 What are you doing? 937 01:06:00,267 --> 01:06:03,964 Are you cutting it with a prepaid card? I can't sniff it like that. 938 01:06:03,988 --> 01:06:04,988 Loser! 939 01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:20,107 I am sorry. 940 01:06:20,267 --> 01:06:23,323 Do think I will ever sniff it with a 10 Euro banknote? 941 01:06:23,347 --> 01:06:24,347 What a trump. 942 01:06:45,185 --> 01:06:47,718 Did he sniff it all? What an asshole! 943 01:07:05,024 --> 01:07:06,558 This is not an asshole! 944 01:07:09,743 --> 01:07:10,743 - Slut! - Yes. 945 01:07:17,663 --> 01:07:20,063 - Giulio, come here. - Yes, Master. 946 01:07:21,264 --> 01:07:24,464 Tonight you were the best. You're in the final! 947 01:07:24,663 --> 01:07:25,663 APPLAUSES 948 01:07:30,103 --> 01:07:31,303 Thank you, Master. 949 01:07:32,502 --> 01:07:34,169 By winning the semi-final 950 01:07:34,382 --> 01:07:38,582 you can ask to somebody that can help you in tomorrow's final. 951 01:07:38,983 --> 01:07:40,183 Think of somebody. 952 01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:44,209 Giammaicol, come here. 953 01:07:46,742 --> 01:07:50,009 The temperature at next stop ma is 20 Centigrees 954 01:07:50,702 --> 01:07:52,502 The itinerary looks smooth. 955 01:07:53,981 --> 01:07:57,048 We'll go through obstructions and red lights. 956 01:07:58,501 --> 01:08:02,834 (driver) We'll leave as soon this episode of Mastervip will end. 957 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:07,514 REPEATING ANNOUNCEMENT IN BROKEN ENGLISH 958 01:08:08,941 --> 01:08:10,341 Get out of MasterVip! 959 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:18,460 Giulio, did you decide who will help you? 960 01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:20,180 Yes, it will be Alfonzo. 961 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:23,527 - Alfonzo Scribbles. - That's me! 962 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:26,700 I am Alfonzo! That's me! 963 01:08:27,939 --> 01:08:29,873 You don't know who I will be! 964 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:32,099 Let's take a shot! 965 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:38,115 I have to go, my friend is waiting for me. 966 01:08:38,139 --> 01:08:40,073 (passengers, together) Bravo! 967 01:08:43,339 --> 01:08:44,939 Why didn't he choose me? 968 01:08:45,699 --> 01:08:49,165 I don't understand. � another person, unbelievable. 969 01:08:49,818 --> 01:08:53,085 I asked myself too the first time he was flirting 970 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:56,938 He was acting weird. He told me he was taking a pill. 971 01:08:58,058 --> 01:08:59,725 - A pill? - Yes, a pill. 972 01:09:00,538 --> 01:09:02,753 � drugged, he's with you because he's been drugged. 973 01:09:02,777 --> 01:09:03,844 How do you dare? 974 01:09:04,698 --> 01:09:08,554 - Who gave it to him? - Alfonzo, that stupid friend of his. 975 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:10,473 The one he chose instead of me. 976 01:09:10,497 --> 01:09:12,164 - And who is? - Alfonzo! 977 01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:15,257 He was the best man at our wedding. 978 01:09:15,377 --> 01:09:18,273 - The one with that stupid face. - The taxi driver! 979 01:09:18,297 --> 01:09:19,672 I can't tell if he drives a taxi. 980 01:09:19,696 --> 01:09:20,696 WHINING 981 01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:22,457 Excuse me, I got an SMS. 982 01:09:27,577 --> 01:09:30,110 "Hi! You are invited as special guest 983 01:09:32,215 --> 01:09:34,549 to the final episode of MasterVip". 984 01:09:34,576 --> 01:09:35,843 I can't believe it! 985 01:09:36,936 --> 01:09:39,031 What shall I wear? I ask my girlfriends. 986 01:09:39,055 --> 01:09:41,655 - You must bring me with you - No way. 987 01:09:42,055 --> 01:09:43,055 Sharon. 988 01:09:43,655 --> 01:09:46,722 We must find out who is the real Giulio Worm. 989 01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:47,815 Yours or mine. 990 01:09:53,654 --> 01:09:56,854 (singing) I am in the final, I am in the final! 991 01:10:08,174 --> 01:10:10,108 What the penis are you doing? 992 01:10:10,614 --> 01:10:13,309 The pill is having some effect on you even if you don't take it. 993 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:16,667 You are addicted. You must call a medical doctor. 994 01:10:18,893 --> 01:10:20,093 No way! I am fine. 995 01:10:22,373 --> 01:10:25,507 I am in the final, tomorrow I will be a VIPPO. 996 01:10:26,852 --> 01:10:28,252 Don't break my balls! 997 01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:40,613 This time I'll become famous too, I feel it. 998 01:10:42,052 --> 01:10:43,788 (Sharon) Are you serious? - I am. 999 01:10:43,812 --> 01:10:45,668 (Franca) Are you sure? - I am. 1000 01:10:45,692 --> 01:10:46,825 Can we trust you? 1001 01:10:47,052 --> 01:10:48,052 You can. 1002 01:10:48,892 --> 01:10:50,292 Then it means that... 1003 01:10:53,691 --> 01:10:54,691 Good evening. 1004 01:10:56,251 --> 01:10:59,588 Are you Alfonzo Scribbles, the persone that Worm wants with him? 1005 01:10:59,612 --> 01:11:00,612 That's me. 1006 01:11:00,971 --> 01:11:03,438 The lady should be the special guest. 1007 01:11:03,771 --> 01:11:06,587 - Yes, I am his wife - And I am his fiancee. 1008 01:11:06,611 --> 01:11:08,078 (assistant) A fiancee. 1009 01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:09,997 That's interesting. 1010 01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:14,064 (TV) They were 10, now 2 are left. 1011 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:17,387 "Only one of them will become the real MasterVip". 1012 01:11:17,411 --> 01:11:20,066 "They will compete in the most difficult test". 1013 01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:22,690 "They will have to abandon their past". 1014 01:11:23,489 --> 01:11:24,489 Mirko, come. 1015 01:11:25,249 --> 01:11:26,249 Yes, Master. 1016 01:11:27,009 --> 01:11:29,146 In order to become a real MasterVip 1017 01:11:29,170 --> 01:11:32,346 you will need to deprive yourself of your past as a loser. 1018 01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:35,426 You have to tell to fuck off the person you care mostly, 1019 01:11:35,450 --> 01:11:36,983 in your case, your mum. 1020 01:11:38,369 --> 01:11:39,369 No problem. 1021 01:11:40,769 --> 01:11:41,769 Mirko. 1022 01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:45,182 You are so gorgeous under the lights! 1023 01:11:46,649 --> 01:11:50,049 You never call me. Aunt Maria bought a new donkey. 1024 01:11:50,128 --> 01:11:53,061 Mamma, leave me alone, I am becoming a vip. 1025 01:11:53,248 --> 01:11:56,714 I brought this just for you, you should eat il all. 1026 01:11:56,928 --> 01:11:58,984 It's the parmigiana of fat eggplants. 1027 01:11:59,008 --> 01:12:01,142 I put some bacon, smoked cheese 1028 01:12:02,407 --> 01:12:05,474 mozzarella, egg bites, a few little meatballs 1029 01:12:06,567 --> 01:12:09,834 - I even put some omelets - Mummy, I missed you! 1030 01:12:10,607 --> 01:12:13,073 (Billboards, in english) Good Heaven! 1031 01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:14,940 Well done, honey. 1032 01:12:15,447 --> 01:12:16,447 CONFUSED VOICES 1033 01:12:22,006 --> 01:12:23,206 Giulio, come here. 1034 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:24,807 Yes, Master. 1035 01:12:26,286 --> 01:12:31,619 You too will have to delete your past and tell to fuck off to your best friend, 1036 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,862 the same one you thought would help you. 1037 01:12:34,886 --> 01:12:38,419 It was a trick so you would call a person you loved. 1038 01:12:39,086 --> 01:12:42,219 First you will have to leave your wife Sharon. 1039 01:12:42,245 --> 01:12:44,902 On that table there are the divorce papers. 1040 01:12:44,926 --> 01:12:45,926 Sign them. 1041 01:12:46,566 --> 01:12:47,941 (Sharon) Don't do it! 1042 01:12:47,965 --> 01:12:48,965 Excuse me. 1043 01:12:49,525 --> 01:12:52,591 Darling, don't sign, these people are stupid. 1044 01:12:53,005 --> 01:12:55,138 Forgive me, I am a fan of yours. 1045 01:12:55,245 --> 01:12:57,981 Nice to meet you, Sharon. You are awesome ALIVE! 1046 01:12:58,005 --> 01:12:59,605 I love your accessories. 1047 01:13:00,164 --> 01:13:02,740 You can't leave your wife for a TV show! 1048 01:13:02,764 --> 01:13:03,940 Sharon, I am leaving you. 1049 01:13:03,964 --> 01:13:07,364 I am a SEX SINGLE and I can't live with you. Look! 1050 01:13:08,683 --> 01:13:09,683 Giulio Worm. 1051 01:13:11,244 --> 01:13:13,178 You know what I do with this? 1052 01:13:14,284 --> 01:13:15,750 I am throwing it away! 1053 01:13:16,564 --> 01:13:17,564 APPLAUSES 1054 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,163 What the fuck do I care! 1055 01:13:26,483 --> 01:13:29,099 Giulio, don't leave me, let me stay with you. 1056 01:13:29,123 --> 01:13:30,656 We can be vip together. 1057 01:13:32,163 --> 01:13:33,163 JURIST! 1058 01:13:33,963 --> 01:13:36,763 How could I ever leave my dearest friend? 1059 01:13:37,442 --> 01:13:39,642 If I am here it's because of him. 1060 01:13:40,162 --> 01:13:41,162 I hate him! 1061 01:13:41,682 --> 01:13:44,416 You ruined my life by giving me that pill 1062 01:13:46,082 --> 01:13:47,082 What pill? 1063 01:13:50,002 --> 01:13:51,602 Everyone should know it. 1064 01:13:52,282 --> 01:13:53,549 This man drugged me 1065 01:13:54,801 --> 01:13:58,068 wit a pill that activates only 2% of your brain. 1066 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,601 Alfonzo, you are not my friend. You are just 1067 01:14:02,081 --> 01:14:03,081 my DRUGGER! 1068 01:14:03,601 --> 01:14:06,401 He's just my DRUGGER. Now leave me alone! 1069 01:14:07,321 --> 01:14:10,217 You gave me the chance to participate to this amazing show 1070 01:14:10,241 --> 01:14:11,374 and I am winning! 1071 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:21,854 Bravo, Giulio. You tell to fuck off even to your best friend. 1072 01:14:22,679 --> 01:14:24,279 There is still one test. 1073 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:28,880 Another dear person, your ex-girlfriend Franca. 1074 01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:34,759 You must get rid of her as well in order to become a real MasterVip. 1075 01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:36,359 Hi, Giulio. 1076 01:14:37,399 --> 01:14:39,466 - Do you recognize me? - I do. 1077 01:14:39,718 --> 01:14:40,718 How are you? 1078 01:14:41,119 --> 01:14:45,919 I am very well and I feel even better when I will tell you to fuck off. 1079 01:14:46,678 --> 01:14:49,278 If you want to repudiate me, that's OK. 1080 01:14:49,758 --> 01:14:54,094 Knowing that you are finally happy, even though you are a different person 1081 01:14:54,118 --> 01:14:55,118 Do you like it? 1082 01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:57,158 to me it's a Liberation. 1083 01:14:57,998 --> 01:14:58,998 I love you. 1084 01:14:59,957 --> 01:15:02,094 Evidently I was the one who was blocking you. 1085 01:15:02,118 --> 01:15:03,451 Evidently, evidently 1086 01:15:05,437 --> 01:15:07,571 Franca, I am sick, I am drugged. 1087 01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:09,704 Alfonzo drugged me. 1088 01:15:11,277 --> 01:15:14,532 Call a doctor, we need to know what kind of drug is. 1089 01:15:14,556 --> 01:15:17,013 Giulio, the drug has nothing to do with it. 1090 01:15:17,037 --> 01:15:19,170 Alfonzo explained me everything. 1091 01:15:19,396 --> 01:15:20,996 The pill does not exist. 1092 01:15:22,276 --> 01:15:23,876 It was your imagination. 1093 01:15:25,877 --> 01:15:28,343 What the penis are you talking about? 1094 01:15:28,397 --> 01:15:32,263 When you left, he rang the bell, he was a Jehovah Witness 1095 01:15:32,836 --> 01:15:34,770 He gave me the pill. Alfonzo! 1096 01:15:36,196 --> 01:15:37,596 Alfonzo! Where is he? 1097 01:15:38,516 --> 01:15:41,182 Tell her! Tell her that you drugged me. 1098 01:15:41,556 --> 01:15:42,811 Giulio, that's not true 1099 01:15:42,835 --> 01:15:45,769 You slammed the door, you didn't let me in. 1100 01:15:47,155 --> 01:15:48,155 What... 1101 01:15:48,395 --> 01:15:49,651 And what about that time 1102 01:15:49,675 --> 01:15:51,942 in Unusual Way, where you worked? 1103 01:15:52,395 --> 01:15:55,062 You gave the package, you were a trans. 1104 01:15:56,914 --> 01:15:59,247 I drive the tram, I am not a trans. 1105 01:16:09,994 --> 01:16:13,194 OK, come in. But I don't feel talking that much 1106 01:16:15,194 --> 01:16:17,861 I will try, it can't go worse than this. 1107 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:21,793 I wanna fuck! 1108 01:16:28,073 --> 01:16:29,073 You were quick. 1109 01:16:31,593 --> 01:16:32,593 WHINING 1110 01:16:34,272 --> 01:16:35,872 What's happening to him? 1111 01:16:47,351 --> 01:16:50,218 People who participate to this talent show 1112 01:16:50,632 --> 01:16:53,807 believe they can become important, but that's not true. 1113 01:16:53,831 --> 01:16:54,831 Because 1114 01:16:55,751 --> 01:17:00,127 with all these media bombing nobody knows what the truth is anymore 1115 01:17:00,151 --> 01:17:03,418 Ecology is important as far as TV talks about it 1116 01:17:05,471 --> 01:17:08,271 We watch TV and we want to be part of it. 1117 01:17:08,751 --> 01:17:10,687 Everyone wants to be in the showbusiness. 1118 01:17:10,711 --> 01:17:13,311 But what's left after the showbusiness? 1119 01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:16,710 Do you ever think about it? 1120 01:17:18,350 --> 01:17:19,350 Just garbage! 1121 01:17:20,590 --> 01:17:21,590 Just garbage 1122 01:17:23,189 --> 01:17:24,189 Garbage. 1123 01:17:35,669 --> 01:17:38,002 This act of sincerity was amazing. 1124 01:17:41,269 --> 01:17:43,469 Giulio Worm, you are a MasterVip! 1125 01:17:53,588 --> 01:17:54,588 Bravo, bravo. 1126 01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:06,508 - Mum - Our son is famous. 1127 01:18:09,307 --> 01:18:10,840 - I am touched! - Son! 1128 01:18:14,107 --> 01:18:15,107 Dad, mum! 1129 01:18:15,946 --> 01:18:16,946 I am the TV! 1130 01:18:53,585 --> 01:18:54,585 ALARM CLOCK 1131 01:18:56,224 --> 01:18:57,224 ALARM CLOCK 1132 01:18:59,184 --> 01:19:00,184 ALARM CLOCK 1133 01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:02,824 Stop it! 1134 01:19:04,544 --> 01:19:06,744 Mine always works in the morning. 1135 01:19:07,424 --> 01:19:08,424 BUZZ 1136 01:19:13,703 --> 01:19:15,360 The head physician is here. 1137 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:19,079 - Head physician, how is it going? - A little bit of cough, just a little bit. 1138 01:19:19,103 --> 01:19:20,170 Not you, Giulio! 1139 01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:21,556 Ah, you mean him? 1140 01:19:22,663 --> 01:19:23,729 I have two news. 1141 01:19:26,023 --> 01:19:27,690 A good one and a bad one. 1142 01:19:31,103 --> 01:19:32,836 Tell us the bad one first. 1143 01:19:34,183 --> 01:19:36,383 The bad one is that unfortunately 1144 01:19:38,622 --> 01:19:40,956 we don't know when he will recover. 1145 01:19:42,062 --> 01:19:45,478 It can happen in a second, tac! One second, two seconds, tac! 1146 01:19:45,502 --> 01:19:48,435 It can happen on a month, a year, a century 1147 01:19:49,181 --> 01:19:51,115 We don't know, we don't know. 1148 01:19:54,141 --> 01:19:55,275 And the good one? 1149 01:19:56,701 --> 01:19:57,701 The good one? 1150 01:20:02,341 --> 01:20:05,074 I won 5.000 euro to the Scratch and Win. 1151 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:09,716 - Congratulations, head physician. - Congratulations. 1152 01:20:09,740 --> 01:20:11,156 (head physicians) I must go now. 1153 01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:13,114 I let the psychologist speak. 1154 01:20:13,781 --> 01:20:15,981 He will give you all the details. 1155 01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,180 VOICES 1156 01:20:24,819 --> 01:20:27,819 Right now in his head there's a tough fight. 1157 01:20:29,539 --> 01:20:30,939 (Tough, tough, tough) 1158 01:20:35,059 --> 01:20:36,059 DISCO MUSIC 1159 01:20:47,739 --> 01:20:49,072 LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC 1160 01:21:04,377 --> 01:21:05,777 What happened to him? 1161 01:21:06,417 --> 01:21:09,817 As a child Giulio created his own social awareness 1162 01:21:10,737 --> 01:21:13,032 as an answer to the ignorance of his parents 1163 01:21:13,056 --> 01:21:14,792 who preferred watching TV rather than playing with him. 1164 01:21:14,816 --> 01:21:15,816 Good Lord! 1165 01:21:16,337 --> 01:21:17,603 As the time went by 1166 01:21:17,776 --> 01:21:20,043 he developed a dormant bipolarity. 1167 01:21:20,697 --> 01:21:22,030 Until he met Alfonzo 1168 01:21:23,056 --> 01:21:24,523 I want to be an usher. 1169 01:21:25,856 --> 01:21:27,672 ..Something snapped inside of him. 1170 01:21:27,696 --> 01:21:29,096 He invented that pill 1171 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:34,709 to justify that attitude of the average italian that he wanted so much to take on. 1172 01:21:36,255 --> 01:21:37,255 Done? 1173 01:21:37,736 --> 01:21:41,831 Who better than a stupid old friend that could give him that pill? 1174 01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:46,471 On one side an extreme altruist, on the other somebody who doesn't give a damn, 1175 01:21:46,495 --> 01:21:48,295 a bold man against a hippie 1176 01:21:48,335 --> 01:21:49,335 DISCO MUSIC 1177 01:22:02,574 --> 01:22:03,907 LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC 1178 01:22:17,774 --> 01:22:18,774 Good Lord! 1179 01:22:20,533 --> 01:22:21,866 Giulio! How are you? 1180 01:22:22,893 --> 01:22:25,227 Honey, do you still want a divorce? 1181 01:22:26,253 --> 01:22:28,053 Giulio, did you sleep well? 1182 01:22:30,173 --> 01:22:31,173 I must pee. 1183 01:22:34,252 --> 01:22:36,148 - Can you go with me? - I will. 1184 01:22:36,172 --> 01:22:37,172 VOICES 1185 01:22:47,572 --> 01:22:48,572 ALARM CLOCK 1186 01:22:49,852 --> 01:22:53,185 (journalist) Watch out, the trump is awaking too! 1187 01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:59,878 - We must go to the park. - We can take my taxi. 1188 01:23:00,491 --> 01:23:02,491 - Do you have a taxi? - I do. 1189 01:23:03,251 --> 01:23:06,251 - Let's go. - No, first you have to call me. 1190 01:23:07,090 --> 01:23:08,466 - How? - You have to. 1191 01:23:08,490 --> 01:23:11,090 - Give me your mobile phone. - 3 6 1 4 1192 01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:14,957 No, your mobile phone, give it to me. 1193 01:23:23,009 --> 01:23:24,009 Taxi, tell me. 1194 01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:28,265 Good morning. I need a taxi in front of Saint Loop Hospital 1195 01:23:28,289 --> 01:23:29,489 One moment please. 1196 01:23:30,489 --> 01:23:33,356 - Idiot 81 in four second. - Okay, thanks. 1197 01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:42,849 - Did you call me? - Yes, I did. 1198 01:23:43,568 --> 01:23:46,585 - Are you the winner of MasterVip? - Alfonzo, it's me, Giulio! 1199 01:23:46,609 --> 01:23:47,609 How cool! 1200 01:23:50,689 --> 01:23:51,689 Go. 1201 01:23:51,848 --> 01:23:54,648 - Where to? - The park, Cement Street 81. 1202 01:23:56,048 --> 01:23:57,048 Fine! 1203 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:13,167 To the park! 1204 01:24:22,366 --> 01:24:24,422 Non disappoint yourself, Giulio. 1205 01:24:24,446 --> 01:24:25,580 I am your friend. 1206 01:24:27,246 --> 01:24:28,713 All what is shaved off 1207 01:24:30,006 --> 01:24:31,673 will grow stronger again. 1208 01:24:32,646 --> 01:24:33,646 Who said that? 1209 01:24:34,565 --> 01:24:35,565 My beautician. 1210 01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:37,406 � very good. 1211 01:24:39,245 --> 01:24:40,845 Thanks, Alfonzo! Thanks. 1212 01:24:40,885 --> 01:24:42,885 Thanks! I am your friend too. 1213 01:24:44,165 --> 01:24:46,032 We must talk with Billboards 1214 01:24:51,565 --> 01:24:55,765 We could get in pretending we work for the furnace maintenance 1215 01:24:56,525 --> 01:24:59,500 You, Rodolfo, you could use your acting skills. 1216 01:24:59,524 --> 01:25:02,324 My friend, I have no time to lose, get it? 1217 01:25:02,684 --> 01:25:05,817 We called us for to repair that damned furnace. 1218 01:25:06,524 --> 01:25:08,390 We don't believe you at all. 1219 01:25:09,444 --> 01:25:13,311 They won't believe you but you'll use your magnetic look. 1220 01:25:29,682 --> 01:25:32,579 The Worst, you can mind your fucking business and stay here. 1221 01:25:32,603 --> 01:25:34,936 - Where is The Worst? - Who knows! 1222 01:25:36,003 --> 01:25:37,003 (together) Yes! 1223 01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:46,708 Tutu, you could use your dancing skills. 1224 01:25:46,762 --> 01:25:50,737 You will enchant the surveillance with a fantastic modern fairytale. 1225 01:25:50,761 --> 01:25:51,761 CLASSICAL MUSIC 1226 01:26:08,521 --> 01:26:09,521 Gosh! 1227 01:26:10,641 --> 01:26:13,907 - Holy cow! - What a fantastic modern fairytale. 1228 01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:24,226 That's pure poetry. 1229 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:34,455 Rita, thanks to your current assets you will distract the cleaning woman. 1230 01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:37,679 You can't go through here, I have just cleaned. 1231 01:26:44,599 --> 01:26:47,665 (Giulio) When we will reach Billboard's robot 1232 01:26:47,799 --> 01:26:50,814 then you, Flakesofplaster, you will use your conspirator skills. 1233 01:26:50,838 --> 01:26:53,571 (robot) I will destroy with my laser ray. 1234 01:26:53,957 --> 01:26:58,291 Wait, robot. Don't you realize you have been programmed as well, 1235 01:26:58,398 --> 01:27:00,798 controlled, maneuvered as a puppet? 1236 01:27:01,677 --> 01:27:04,744 You got a microchip too. Listen to me, robot. 1237 01:27:05,278 --> 01:27:06,411 This is not life. 1238 01:27:14,237 --> 01:27:15,504 You opened my eyes. 1239 01:27:20,076 --> 01:27:23,543 (robot) Actually I didn't like it, I felt exploited 1240 01:27:31,876 --> 01:27:34,332 Alfonzo, you can use your usher skills 1241 01:27:34,356 --> 01:27:38,756 to make go out the seven politicians who Billboard is corrupting. 1242 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:47,262 Yes, it can be done 1243 01:27:48,594 --> 01:27:51,994 But we are already here... We have an appointment. 1244 01:27:52,154 --> 01:27:53,154 Hi. 1245 01:27:53,275 --> 01:27:56,650 My name is Giulio Worm, I have an appointment with Billboards. 1246 01:27:56,674 --> 01:27:57,741 Please, come in. 1247 01:28:00,634 --> 01:28:02,501 Giulio, we are all with you! 1248 01:28:02,634 --> 01:28:03,634 RINGTONE 1 1249 01:28:08,393 --> 01:28:09,993 I do not like it at all. 1250 01:28:13,353 --> 01:28:14,353 RINGTONE 2 1251 01:28:15,074 --> 01:28:17,129 This one! This one is really cool. 1252 01:28:17,153 --> 01:28:18,153 Nice one! 1253 01:28:21,313 --> 01:28:24,180 (Giulio) At the end you destroyed the park. 1254 01:28:24,393 --> 01:28:27,993 Shortly we'll set the base for the Upcoming Beautiful. 1255 01:28:32,272 --> 01:28:34,605 The beauty attract a hell of a lot. 1256 01:28:34,952 --> 01:28:39,368 Hyper-luxe penthouses, parking lots, swimming-pools, shopping malls. 1257 01:28:39,392 --> 01:28:42,192 - A money machine. - You got it, finally. 1258 01:28:43,671 --> 01:28:45,738 Yes, but I know more than that. 1259 01:28:46,311 --> 01:28:48,448 Do you know what the beautician of a friend of mine says? 1260 01:28:48,472 --> 01:28:51,339 - What the fuck do I care! - Listen to me. 1261 01:28:51,831 --> 01:28:55,447 All what is shaved off will grow stronger than before. 1262 01:28:55,471 --> 01:28:59,938 - Stronger than your bricks! - What do you say? Speak my language. 1263 01:29:01,950 --> 01:29:04,550 (imitating Billboads) The brick is out. 1264 01:29:05,550 --> 01:29:08,086 You can still make some profit with the bricks 1265 01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:10,510 but real money is earned with dreams 1266 01:29:12,110 --> 01:29:14,846 Do you know what colour is today's dream? 1267 01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:17,136 - It's green. - What do you mean? 1268 01:29:17,390 --> 01:29:19,966 Biological, nature, those kind of bullshit, 1269 01:29:19,990 --> 01:29:23,726 the veganism, the animalism, the ginger, all this is business 1270 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,617 This area has a great value. 1271 01:29:26,070 --> 01:29:29,003 - You know which one? - No. Be clear, Worm. 1272 01:29:29,549 --> 01:29:30,549 It's not green. 1273 01:29:31,349 --> 01:29:34,365 We have the opportunity to make this area alive again 1274 01:29:34,389 --> 01:29:35,722 together, you and I. 1275 01:29:36,149 --> 01:29:38,216 We can do it in the spotlights. 1276 01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,148 - Spotlights? - Yes! 1277 01:29:41,948 --> 01:29:45,415 I propose you to realize the first talent-show ever 1278 01:29:46,628 --> 01:29:48,028 creating real labour. 1279 01:29:49,148 --> 01:29:51,615 A Talent show! Cool, what a genious! 1280 01:30:13,506 --> 01:30:15,640 I left the home keys in the car. 1281 01:30:16,906 --> 01:30:18,706 (man) Opl, opl! - Goodbye. 1282 01:30:21,466 --> 01:30:24,402 I wanted to be a singer, then I wanted to be a vip. 1283 01:30:24,426 --> 01:30:27,026 Now I know where my skills were hiding. 1284 01:30:27,826 --> 01:30:28,826 In this hoe! 1285 01:30:31,826 --> 01:30:34,626 (TV) The hoer, the very first talent show 1286 01:30:34,786 --> 01:30:37,852 to repopulate green areas and creates labour. 1287 01:30:37,905 --> 01:30:39,172 In the next episode 1288 01:30:39,626 --> 01:30:43,281 the wannabe hoers will have to create multicolour flowerbeds, 1289 01:30:43,305 --> 01:30:46,239 plant a tree and dig a lake for the ducks". 1290 01:30:47,105 --> 01:30:51,105 �At the end, only one of them will become a fucking nobody. 1291 01:30:51,544 --> 01:30:54,078 The judges will be, the Itstimetohoe! 1292 01:30:54,465 --> 01:30:55,465 Itstimetohoe! 1293 01:31:00,824 --> 01:31:02,957 Finally you took a dump, Giulio. 1294 01:31:04,984 --> 01:31:06,451 Franca, you were right 1295 01:31:07,263 --> 01:31:09,663 I realized there are no compromises. 1296 01:31:10,184 --> 01:31:12,250 Nothing is absolutely negative. 1297 01:31:12,343 --> 01:31:15,143 For example, I realized you can be a vegan 1298 01:31:16,144 --> 01:31:17,610 and eat a roasted pig. 1299 01:31:18,344 --> 01:31:20,344 You can donate money charities 1300 01:31:20,503 --> 01:31:23,236 at at the same time waste it on hookers. 1301 01:31:25,023 --> 01:31:28,156 You can live healthily and take lots of drugs. 1302 01:31:28,983 --> 01:31:31,983 You can be socially and politically committed 1303 01:31:32,102 --> 01:31:37,236 and at the same time not caring a fucking damn, as far as you live in Italy. 1304 01:31:38,422 --> 01:31:41,637 Above all, I realized you are the only one I love. 1305 01:31:41,661 --> 01:31:42,861 And Sharon as well 1306 01:31:50,941 --> 01:31:51,941 Copulate time. 1307 01:32:10,221 --> 01:32:12,221 What are you doing still here?