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Watch it!
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Mom,
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all the kids say
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you're the coolest mom ever!
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What makes me so cool?
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You never ground me
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or spank me,
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even when my grades
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are a disaster!
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I wouldn't mind an A, y'know.
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Do me a favor
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and ace the next one, OK?
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Next one is future me's problem!
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And when is that?
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Whenever pigs fly and stars turn pink!
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Cheeky little brat!
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I'm gonna get you!
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C'mon,
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first time on the top floor?
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Come on.
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Welcome to
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Hengshi's VIP territory.
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This is Mr. Fu's
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main stomping ground.
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Here,
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take a look.
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This is the lounge,
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caffeine central,
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basically.
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These folks here
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are all part of the CEO squad.
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And here's the big boss' office.
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Ignoring my texts?
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Didn't check.
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Why?
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Got a meeting.
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Sit tight and wait for me.
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Here,
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stay hydrated.
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Mr. Fu,
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room's ready.
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Stay put.
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Dinner's on me after.
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Wait, excuse me?
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He snaps his fingers and I just sit here?
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"Dinner's on me after?"
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What?
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Can't I feed myself?
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And hello...
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are we even
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on dinner terms?
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This definitely isn't
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about work...
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Great, you're back.
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Want a medal?
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[This guy]
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[is putting in work!]
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[You would've been toast]
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[without him, girl.]
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[Yeah!]
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[Total damsel-in-distress rescue!]
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[There is definitely a spark!]
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[Turns out Mr. Clueless]
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[can actually be thoughtful.]
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[Thank you, everyone!]
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Unbelievable.
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Barely off the plane from a getaway
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with another girl,
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and now he's sniffing around me?
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Ms. Ruan, wait!
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Where are you going?
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Home.
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Tell your big boss
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to take himself on a solo date!
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Where'd she go?
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Where is she?
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She said...
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She had an urgent thing...
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What kinda urgent thing?
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Well... she said...
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you can eat all by yourself...
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Greetings, Captain Ruan!
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VIP Gourmet at your service!
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Hey...
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What the...
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Who called an entire restaurant
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to my place?!
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Er...
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Greetings, Captain!
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Lord...
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Mr. Fu booked an exclusive private chef
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experience just for you!
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Alright people,
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let's prep!
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I...
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Hey...
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I mean...
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What the hack?
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Remember?
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We had dinner plans.
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So... gonna invite me inside?
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Hon!
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You in there?
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Working hard?
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Just...
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editing some shots.
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Time to spill the tea.
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What tea?
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Totally slammed here...
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Fine,
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won't bother you then.
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So...
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I'm out.
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OK fine,
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let's talk!
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Spill!
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How was the getaway?
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Seven whole days!
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A full week!
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And the guy couldn't even
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spare twenty minutes to eat with me!
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Like, who is that busy?!
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Bringing me along
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was basically
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just another chore
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on his schedule!
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Maybe work really piled up.
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Your dad runs around
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24/7 too,
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you know how it is.
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I was fuming...
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But hey...
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at least I can now say
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with absolute certainty:
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I am so NOT
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into Fu Mingyu!
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On a scale
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of one to ten?
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It's
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a solid ZERO!
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Put Dad's delusion
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out of its misery already!
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What's with that smirk?
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Then explain why you
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stalked him 24/7
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when you were little.
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I was
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a clueless toddler!
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You and Dad
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brainwashed me
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into thinking
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he was
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Prince Charming!
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This trip totally
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snapped me
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out of it.
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Good for you.
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Living your
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best life?
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Picasso and Da Vinci!
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Still in the zone?
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Art can wait,
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the old man cooked a feast!
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Say no more!
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Dinner is
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my top priority!
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And
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Mom,
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for the record:
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I am thriving
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and stress-free!
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Seriously, what is she on?
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Hey, a happy kid
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is all I need.
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Old man!
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What'd you whip up?
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World-class ribs!
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Move your butt!
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Let's eat!
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Bon Appetit!
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We'll take our leave, sir.
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Appreciate it.
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Anytime!
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Your Highness.
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Ridiculous.
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You might
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own the building,
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but you don't
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own me!
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Not your vibe?
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We can do
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a restaurant next time.
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Missing the point, genius!
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Who said anything about next time?
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You literally just landed
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from a lover's getaway,
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and now you're
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trying your luck here?
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WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!
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She's not my lover.
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Pfft.
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Her dad's
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a business associate.
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She had a shoot there.
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Her flight
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got canceled,
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so she hitched a ride on my jet.
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Please.
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Who tipped you off
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that I live for spicy food?
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You eat ghost peppers
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when you have stomach cramps.
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Pretty easy math.
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Try some.
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You're just gonna stare?
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After you.
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Not bad.
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Aww, big boss can't handle a little spice.
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Hey, so...
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Go ahead.
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Spill it. What's the vibe with her?
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If she hadn't
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interrupted us,
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what was your real question?
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This was the question.
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Nice try dodging it.
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OK,
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official record:
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her dad does business
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with us.
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We have known
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each other
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forever.
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Zero romantic chemistry.
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What kinda girl is she?
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Childhood
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acquaintance,
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then she
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went overseas.
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Past five years?
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Met maybe
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four times tops.
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Barely traded twenty words.
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Got zero idea
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who she is today.
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So,
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we are not a thing!
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Sure.
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Whatever you say.
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I'm so sorry, ma'am!
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My bike literally died!
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I ran ten blocks,
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then your security
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grilled me...
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Please don't give me a one-star!
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Hey, you're fine!
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Really!
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Here, take it.
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Don't sweat it!
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You're an angel!
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Good luck!
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Thanks!
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Delivery?
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Wish you gave me
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that customer service.
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Deliver my food next time,
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then we'll talk.
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Cry about it!
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I stand with the working class.
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Look,
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these are amazing.
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Slow down,
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eat some real food.
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I've got a board meeting.
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Gotta run.
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Hey, girl...
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Rough day?
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00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,280
Just...
279
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running on empty.
280
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,320
On shift these days?
281
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:55,760
Awesome.
282
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,680
Taste-test my new drink:
283
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,320
"Sunset Boulevard."
284
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,320
World premiere just for you.
285
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,240
And?
286
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,120
Tastes like candy!
287
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,760
Don't sleep on it.
288
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,360
It hits harder
289
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,840
than a Long Island.
290
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,600
Boy trouble?
291
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:25,960
Please...
292
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,080
Babe,
293
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,000
menu please!
294
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,080
Alright!
295
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,920
Get some fresh air outside.
296
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:32,720
Be right there.
297
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,120
You finished the whole thing?!
298
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:16,640
Are you alive?
299
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:17,840
I'm great!
300
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,360
Tastes like sweet tea.
301
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680
Be honest with me.
302
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,080
Did your mom show up again?
303
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:33,920
Nah.
304
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:38,520
Alright.
305
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,560
Bottoms up!
306
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,760
[You hungry, baby?]
307
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,000
[Nope.]
308
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,440
[My tummy's growling!]
309
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,000
[Can't wait to see]
310
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,200
[what Daddy made!]
311
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,160
[Watch it! ]
312
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,480
[Look where you're going!]
313
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,520
[Bugs!]
314
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,080
[I'm scared!]
315
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:54,960
[Don't be.]
316
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,120
[Mommy's got you.]
317
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,160
Drinking again?
318
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,920
Bad vibes tonight...
319
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,160
What happened?
320
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,200
I am simply...
321
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,320
a bit blue...
322
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,000
Still holding a grudge?
323
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,920
Is that why you
324
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,240
ghosted my texts?
325
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,240
Just didn't feel like replying...
326
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:51,920
It's on me.
327
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,120
Gone for a whole week
328
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:55,960
and didn't
329
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,880
drop a single message.
330
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,000
Like I even cared, big jerk!
331
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,680
Hate me that much?
332
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:03,920
C'mon, I can't be that terrible.
333
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,480
Not always...
334
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,640
Sometimes you're...
335
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,960
actually kinda sweet...
336
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,600
HOWEVER!
337
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,200
Most of the time...
338
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,360
I wanna punt you
339
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,480
to a galaxy far, far away!
340
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,840
Still fuming
341
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,040
over You'an?
342
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,360
How about this:
343
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,720
no more hanging out
344
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,760
with her alone,
345
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,000
OK?
346
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,600
I'm mad at her on my own terms!
347
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,000
Why are you making it about you?!
348
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,320
You're practically drowning in jealousy.
349
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,560
Who else could it be about?
350
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,680
Wait... you seriously think
351
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,240
I'm jealous
352
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,040
over YOU?!
353
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:56,360
Were you born...
354
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,840
with a giant ego or what?!
355
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,760
Your ego
356
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,280
could block out the sun!
357
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,800
Carry me.
358
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,720
Block out the sun, huh?
359
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,600
Looking for someone?
360
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,120
Where's my girl Sixian?
361
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,240
Already gone.
362
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,600
Aren't you supposed to be
363
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,440
with Lu Ming?
364
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:21,760
He's...
365
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,720
doing bro stuff.
366
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,520
Good,
367
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,720
while she's missing,
368
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,680
let's plot
369
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,080
her birthday surprise!
370
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,040
Doesn't she hate birthdays?
371
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:35,640
That's
372
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,840
total BS.
373
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,400
Her mom crashes it
374
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,880
every year,
375
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,320
and she
376
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,560
pretends she doesn't care...
377
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,240
She's hurting,
378
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,280
plain and simple.
379
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:46,480
Hey,
380
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,920
let's kidnap her for a trip!
381
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,160
If her mom can't find her,
382
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,720
she can actually have a blast!
383
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:52,800
So...
384
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,680
Cake, flowers,
385
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,160
and glamping by the beach?
386
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,680
Lock it in!
387
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,080
OK.
388
00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,720
So...
389
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:00,720
Cake is on me!
390
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:01,880
I got the bouquet!
391
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,280
What's my job?
392
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,400
You?
393
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,040
Out of my sight!
394
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,880
Thumbprint.
395
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,240
Easy.
396
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,880
Having that big of a breakdown?
397
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,320
I'm miserable, yeah.
398
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,320
None of your concern,
399
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,360
crystal clear?!
400
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:19,560
Don't...
401
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,080
flatter yourself...
402
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:31,920
If it's not about me,
403
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,080
why drink yourself under the table?
404
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,520
I drink
405
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,000
when
406
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,560
I want!
407
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,000
Are you my boyfriend?
408
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,680
My sugar daddy?
409
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,680
You wish!
410
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,680
I'm just... so damn
411
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,840
jealous of You'an...
412
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,400
Jealous of?
413
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,720
They share zero DNA,
414
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,400
and they're still a happy family...
415
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,040
What are you talking about?
416
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,120
I'm her flesh and blood...
417
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920
and she dumped me like trash.
418
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,720
Who dumped you?
419
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,440
Mom...
420
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,640
My own mommy didn't want me...
421
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,720
Wait... why are you in my apartment?!
422
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,280
You're completely hammered.
423
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,760
I brought you up.
424
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,240
You unlocked the door yourself.
425
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,800
And you just...
426
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,240
invited yourself in?
427
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,800
Banks are unlocked during the day,
428
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,360
why don't you go commit armed robbery?!
429
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,480
Hey,
430
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,000
can we have one sensible conversation?
431
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,080
Get out right now!
432
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,880
What if I stay?
433
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,640
Then I'll...
434
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,240
throw you
435
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,200
off the balcony
436
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,400
to save you the elevator!
437
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:57,520
Hey, girl!
438
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:57,960
[Hi,]
439
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,280
[it's Fu Mingyu.]
440
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,240
Oh!
441
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,240
Evening, Mr. Fu! Is Sixian around?
442
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,360
She had a bit too much.
443
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,240
I just brought her home.
444
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,000
Awesome,
445
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,120
glad she's in one piece.
446
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,080
Appreciate it!
447
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,440
Tell me...
448
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,000
that isn't Mr. Big!
449
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:23,960
It's totally him!
450
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:25,720
So are they...
451
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,280
She's drunk and defenseless...
452
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,040
And they're...
453
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:29,520
Behind
454
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,200
closed doors at her crib!
455
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:31,960
Stop it!
456
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:32,720
For real?!
457
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,960
Sparks are flying,
458
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:34,600
babe!
459
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,280
I am dying to ring her back!
460
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,120
Do NOT
461
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:37,800
ruin the vibe!
462
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,600
Sixian's dry spell is officially...
463
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,800
OVER!
464
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,560
Lemme go...
465
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,520
Bedtime.
466
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,120
Sofas aren't for sleeping.
467
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,600
I'm her blood...
468
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,760
Why did she leave me...
469
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:53,880
It's 11PM.
470
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,200
Home?
471
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,320
Dig up everything
472
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,480
you can on Mrs. Zheng.
473
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:22,440
Right away.
474
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:33,520
Mom.
475
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,840
My handsome son!
476
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:36,920
Honey,
477
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,920
Mommy is about to explode!
478
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:39,920
What's wrong?
479
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,320
The absolute
480
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
audacity!
481
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,000
The whole town
482
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,440
knew
483
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:47,960
I wanted
484
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,360
that Master Yue painting!
485
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,040
I walked in
486
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,240
with cold hard cash,
487
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,280
and the piece
488
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,800
was magically gone!
489
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,520
Wanna know who stole it?
490
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:58,760
Who?
491
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,960
Dong Xian snuck in before the auction
492
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,680
and bought it off-market!
493
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,200
Backstabber!
494
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,080
Mom,
495
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,640
just find another piece.
496
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,080
Easy for you...
497
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:09,840
Making a call.
498
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,720
Zero sympathy for
499
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,320
your own mother!
500
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,480
Raising a son is completely useless!
501
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,280
I should've just gotten a golden retriever!
502
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,080
[Sir.]
503
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,160
Skip the preamble.
504
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,320
So,
505
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,120
[Mr. Zheng is on his]
506
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:33,880
[second marriage.]
507
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,200
[This is common knowledge.]
508
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,720
[His first wife]
509
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,880
[died of an illness]
510
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,400
[right after giving birth to You'an.]
511
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,640
[His current wife]
512
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080
[was also]
513
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,720
[widowed...]
514
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,320
Get to the punchline.
515
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,120
The punchline is...
516
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,080
[Mrs. Zheng had a kid from that marriage.]
517
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,080
[It's Ruan Sixian.]
518
00:29:59,320 --> 00:29:59,760
Got it...
519
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,360
[I'm really glad you showed up.]
520
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,520
[Spill it. What's the vibe with her?]
521
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:15,720
[If she hadn't]
522
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,640
[interrupted us,]
523
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,640
[what was your real question?]
524
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,240
[This was the question.]
525
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,520
[Nice try dodging it.]
526
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360
[I'm her flesh and blood...]
527
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,320
[and she dumped me like trash.]
528
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,880
Look who had his head up his own a**...
529
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,160
[Easy...]
530
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,560
Who is it?
531
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,000
Breakfast delivery!
532
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,680
[Thanks for breakfast,]
533
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,240
[appreciate it.]
534
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:43,840
[Rise and shine, drunkie!]
535
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,240
[DoorDashed]
536
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,280
[you hangover food.]
537
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,320
[Enjoy!]
538
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200
GOD, IT WASN'T HIM?!
539
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,600
[Not from me.]
540
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,280
[Don't flatter yourself.]
541
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,680
[Sent to the wrong contact, clearly.]
542
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,640
[Sorry not sorry!]
543
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,320
[Woke up to breakfast from the bestie!]
544
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,360
[ILYSM!]
545
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,360
[Forever soulmates!]
546
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,120
Jerk...
547
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,680
[Caught you lurking!]
548
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:54,680
[Face it,]
549
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,040
[you're down bad for me!]
550
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:14,000
Hey,
551
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:15,800
get me
552
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:17,360
a birthday cake for tomorrow.
553
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,040
Sure.
554
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:19,600
Consider it done.
555
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,639
High-end only.
556
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:22,520
Absolutely.
557
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:28,120
[Good morning!]
558
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,600
[You're tuned to FM 93.7.]
559
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,000
[Here's your]
560
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:33,600
[local]
561
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,800
[weather forecast.]
562
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,760
[Expect]
563
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,920
[heavy rainstorms today,]
564
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,960
[Highs of 28 Celsius,]
565
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,760
[lows of 15.]
566
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,679
[Grab your raincoats, folks!]
567
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,639
It is literally 30 degrees
568
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:48,760
with
569
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,040
zero clouds!
570
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,000
Do these meteorologists
571
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,360
just guess?!
572
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:07,920
Hold up,
573
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,960
did the system glitch?
574
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,240
What happened?
575
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,280
Three orders for the exact same cake!
576
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:14,840
Different customers,
577
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,880
though.
578
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,160
Look, different
579
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,920
messages.
580
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,120
Wait...
581
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:20,760
did
582
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,360
this guy submit a whole novel?
583
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,480
Look at the recipients,
584
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,080
it's the same lucky chick.
585
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,200
"Ruan Sixian," "Captain Ruan,"
586
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:30,880
"Sweet Sixian..."
587
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,720
Need to double check.
588
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,840
[Yellow?]
589
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,480
Greetings!
590
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,880
Big Cousin
591
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,040
Bakery!
592
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,200
You ordered
593
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,920
our toddler
594
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,160
plane cake,
595
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:51,800
correct?
596
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Yup!
597
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,320
[This is designed for five-year-olds.]
598
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,520
[You sure about this?]
599
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:56,720
Positive!
600
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,320
Just make the fondant plane
601
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,640
adorable!
602
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,280
Appreciate it!
603
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,000
Double checking:
604
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,120
strictly peach-free?
605
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,120
Zero peaches!
606
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,480
Zero!
607
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,000
She will literally swell up!
608
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,320
Any other fruit is totally cool!
609
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,520
OK, so the icing says:
610
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,200
"Happy Birthday, Ruan Sixian?"
611
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,840
Right?
612
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:14,880
Actually...
613
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
make it "Captain," see?
614
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,320
"Happy Birthday, Captain Mommy?"
615
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,080
Little spicy,
616
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:20,520
but OK!
617
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,720
WHOA, NO! Keep it PG!
618
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,480
[No "Mommy!" Just "Captain Ruan!"]
619
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,120
[Actually...]
620
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,000
[full name feels]
621
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,720
[so corporate.]
622
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,720
[but "captain"]
623
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,800
[has zero romance...]
624
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,120
What about just "Sixian?"
625
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,240
[Sweet, casual, respectful.]
626
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,000
"Sixian!"
627
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,320
Brilliant!
628
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,720
Sweet, intimate, with a whole lot of love
629
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,240
baked in!
630
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,400
See you at pick-up!
631
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,600
DONE! Lord give me strength!
632
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Settled on Sixian?
633
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,840
Yepper.
634
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,440
Enjoy, kiddo!
635
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,680
Hey there!
636
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,480
Hey,
637
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,440
got a pick-up.
638
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,360
Last four digits,
639
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,960
please?
640
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,640
4933.
641
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,840
Custom message:
642
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,280
"Happy Birthday, Sixian."
643
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,200
With "Keep it PG!"
644
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,200
Ha?
645
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:38,760
Nah...
646
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,840
Just "Happy Birthday, Sixian!"
647
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,360
Buddy,
648
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,120
you yelled it
649
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,120
in my ear:
650
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,160
"Happy Birthday, Sixian!"
651
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,680
"Keep it PG!"
652
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,880
Hey!
653
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,920
Are you insane?!
654
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,360
Why would I suggest mature content?!
655
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,760
Don't question the artist!
656
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,480
All three cakes
657
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,760
go to the same chick.
658
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:56,720
And...
659
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,920
Personally
660
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,720
checked each one.
661
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:00,400
Here's
662
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,440
your masterpiece!
663
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:02,840
This monstrosity?
664
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,280
"Happy Birthday, Sixian!
665
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,360
Keep it PG!"
666
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,320
DONE AND DONE.
667
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,600
How long to fix it?
668
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:17,840
30 minutes.
669
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,880
What a psycho!
670
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,920
Hey, weatherman was right
671
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,600
about the rain!
672
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,520
Shut up, dumbass!
673
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,360
Whatever...
674
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,080
it's all ending up in the same stomach.
675
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:44,640
Hey,
676
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,640
get an opaque box
677
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,480
and hide that cursed cake
678
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:46,840
right now!
679
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,600
Before someone sues us!
680
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:48,400
Move your a**!
681
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,920
The whole street is packed!
682
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:16,840
Just
683
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,800
double-park here.
684
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,600
We'll grab the cake and bolt.
685
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,360
Cool.
686
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,280
Let's go.
687
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,160
It blocked us in?!
688
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,240
Are they for real?!
689
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,400
Move, move!
690
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:07,760
NOOOOO!
691
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,360
Someone kill me now!
692
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,160
It's fine!
693
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,840
Nobody panic!
694
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,680
Where the hell are my keys?!
695
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,280
Er...
696
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,080
Seriously?!
697
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:17,320
Yikes...
698
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,280
Help me reach!
699
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:21,920
My fingers are too short!
700
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,240
Think, think!
701
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:23,480
Hey,
702
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,200
that twig!
703
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,760
Poke it through!
704
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,120
OK,
705
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,240
going in!
706
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:27,600
C'mon, babe.
707
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,080
Left, left!
708
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:29,440
OK.
709
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,640
Holy cr*p...
710
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:31,680
Babe...
711
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,080
look up...
712
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,560
WE'RE GETTING TOWED!
713
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,480
Look at this absolute stunner.
714
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,080
Who's taking you out?
715
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,840
Jesus!
716
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,560
Give a warning!
717
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,120
Meeting a buddy!
718
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,120
Guy or gal?
719
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,440
Not your concern!
720
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,200
Just looking out for my staff.
721
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:57,600
A very hot guy.
722
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,520
Making it back tonight?
723
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:05,480
Not a chance.
724
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,000
Let me chauffeur you.
725
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:08,600
Really wanna test me?
726
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,360
Dying to see
727
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,320
which lucky guy
728
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,520
earned a dinner date
729
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,160
with Your Highness tonight.
730
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,320
Go get the car!
731
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:28,840
[Hey, sweetie,]
732
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,240
[just grabbed a ride,]
733
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,000
[en route now!]
734
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,240
Wait,
735
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,080
you left already?
736
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:35,840
Look...
737
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,640
we're in
738
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,760
a bit of a crisis.
739
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,840
[Can you just]
740
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,080
[hang out there solo?]
741
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,640
[Things are... slightly]
742
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,560
[on fire here...]
743
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,920
Did you just stand me up?
744
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,760
In so many words... yes.
745
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,720
We're in
746
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:51,920
parking ticket hell.
747
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,200
I'm the worst...
748
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440
Don't sweat it.
749
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,080
I hate birthdays
750
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,080
anyway.
751
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,880
Go fix your mess.
752
00:41:59,200 --> 00:41:59,880
I'll wander around.
753
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,400
You're the best!
754
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,960
Now what?
755
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,920
Is this cake completely ruined?!
756
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,280
[Route ended.]
757
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,520
[Thank you.]
758
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,040
What?
759
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:20,920
Taking you to my place.
760
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:30,480
Slippers, Madame.
761
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,480
Honestly, it's a tragedy.
762
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,240
You looking this gorgeous,
763
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,640
and nobody gets to stare
764
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,160
but me.
765
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:46,880
We're not ordering food?
766
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:48,680
Homemade tonight.
767
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:51,800
Name your craving.
768
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,440
A full-blown Michelin star dinner?
769
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:57,920
Big cravings, huh?
770
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,240
Bigger attitude!
771
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:05,160
Birthday
772
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:05,800
noodles?
773
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:08,880
How on earth did you know
774
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,760
it's my birthday?
775
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,880
I'm thorough with background checks.
776
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,400
Does
777
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,520
every employee
778
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,560
get this royal treatment?
779
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,080
Nice try playing dumb.
780
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,760
If I whipped up
781
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,320
noodles
782
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,280
for everyone,
783
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,560
my title would be Head Chef,
784
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:25,920
not Head of the Company!
41280