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Partake of my free snack samples.
Take them.
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I demand it as your ruler,
the King of Demons.
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(GRUNTS)
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Why isn't anyone paying attention to me?
I'm their rightful overlord.
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-Intellectually and such.
-Yeah. Hey.
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-(WHIMPERS)
-(SNIFFS)
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It reeks more of nerd than money today.
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-Guys!
-Whoa!
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You will not believe what's going on.
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It's a book fair!
Where books come to life.
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-BOOK: Hello.
-(SCREAMS)
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A fair without rides?
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Who need rides when this
can take you anywhere?
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Eh!
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-Whoa!
-(CREATURE GROWLING)
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A, ew. B, I'm bored.
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C, I feel like pickpocketing
some dork while they browse.
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No, wait. Will you give it a chance?
I'll let you ride in my hoody.
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(LAUGHS) Ooh!
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This book fair's got everything.
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A zine-making workshop.
Meet and greets.
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And what's that? (GASPS)
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A writing competition?
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I've always wanted to be a writer.
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Writer? What?
I thought you wanted to be a witch.
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Of course I wanna be a witch.
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But where I'm from
that's kinda impossible.
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So my runner-up dream
was to be a writer.
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I've had this "about the author" picture
since I was seven years old.
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I know my good angle.
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I'm gonna enter the competition.
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-(LAUGHS)
-Ugh!
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What are these basement-dwellers
doing out in natural sunlight?
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Um, we're in line for John de Plume,
most famous writer on the Boiling Isles,
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famed author of the Realm Warrior series.
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I'm gonna have him read my story.
And marry me.
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-John, will you sign my child?
-I'll sign anything.
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(LAUGHING)
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Such power.
Such command he holds over his minions.
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I must have the same.
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Luz the human,
I, too, shall enter the competition.
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Really? (GASPS) We could work together.
It'll be perfect.
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We're best friends,
so we'll make the best team.
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Team. Yes.
My name goes first on the cover.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Boring. Boring.
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(GRUNTS)
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Boring. (GASPING)
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Another wrinkle. The curse is quickening.
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You. Blacky.
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Lilith.
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Do you have the item we discussed?
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Oh, yes. Right here.
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This is excellent.
A map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth.
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I think the emperor will be very pleased.
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Ma'am, shouldn't we be searching
for the Owl Lady to join the coven?
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Remember that whole plan?
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(SCOFFS) My sister's curse
has left her frail.
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She'll still be here when we get back.
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(GROANS)
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This comes first.
It's for the emperor, after all.
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Yeah. All hail the emperor.
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-Very good, Steve.
-Shoulder pads for Steve.
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Hey, bub, what'd you
sell my prissy sister?
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Oh, it's a map
to the Bloom of Eternal Youth,
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a rare flower that only
grows once a millennia.
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Like the name says, it gives eternal youth
to whomever holds it.
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Interesting. So Lilith wants to nab
this power for the emperor, huh?
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Well, won't she be surprised when
I get there first and get it for myself?
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Ha! That'll show her who's frail.
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Yes. Well, uh, we'll see, won't we?
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Can't go without a map, of course.
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Now, let's write down some ideas
that we wanna see in the story.
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-I can write anything?
-Yeah. We're brainstorming.
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Every idea is a good idea.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. Done.
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Aw, is that all you wanna see?
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Hmm.
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Romance. Magic.
Heartbreak with shimmer tears.
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And the main character is,
of course... (HUMMING) Luzura.
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I know it's kinda cliché
but what's wrong with cliché?
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(KING GRUNTS)
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And my main character's the King...
The Ruler of Demons.
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With this totally original,
all-star cast, victory will be ours.
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Now, for the easy part.
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"Luzura's tears fell on the frozen prince,
bringing him back to life."
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-Eh, it just feels a little unrealistic.
-I see what you're saying.
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But in your version,
Ruler just destroys everything.
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I think a little romantic tension
could help the scene.
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Hey, there's more to life than shipping.
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Don't you dare insult
shipping in my presence.
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EDA: Apprentice, living room.
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I'll be back. We'll figure this out.
Okay, writing buddy?
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My turn to write.
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Hey. What's up, boss lady?
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I am popping out for a few days
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to an undisclosed place
to do undisclosed things.
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-You're in charge.
-Great.
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-No questions.
-Okay.
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I said no questions.
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Well, King,
it's just you and me for a while.
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(GASPS)
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-Hey, Luz. Great news.
-What have you done?
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I just made a few tiny edits,
and this baby is humming.
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-Luzura dies?
-I know, right? What a twist.
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King, I know you're trying to help
but I think you're crossing a line.
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Yeah, into greatness.
Don't you want us to win?
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If this is how you wanna win,
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then maybe you should submit
the story on your own.
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What?
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-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Bah! What does she know?
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-What the heck, man? Learn to collaborate.
-Hush, you.
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I'll prove to both of you
my story is superior.
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Hey, you scum.
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Which one of you wants
to read my literary masterpiece?
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Anyone brave enough?
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(ALL GROANING)
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Oof!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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LIZARD: I'll read your story.
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-You wrote this?
-Yep, that's me. Only me.
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-Let me get you a fruit punch.
-Ooh, I love punching.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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I'm Piniet of Piniet Publishing House.
And your name is King?
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-It's more of a rank than a name.
-I loved your story.
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So much better than the submissions
we got for the competition.
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I want to buy it and publish it
for everyone to read.
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I'll make you as famous as John de Plume.
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-(FANS SQUEALING)
-(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
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I've always wanted
a people chair. I'm in.
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This'll be the first step
in my reclamation of power.
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Then all you have to do is sign here.
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-You're ominous. And I like it.
-Get ready to be famous, Mr. King.
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(HUFFING)
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(STEAM HISSING)
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Ow.
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Jeez.
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It's the perfect blend of heart
and heartlessness.
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Like two authors mashed into one.
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-(APPLAUSE)
-(NEIGHING)
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(CLAMORING)
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Spend money on my thing I wrote.
Spend money on my thing I wrote.
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-(GASPING)
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
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Whoo-hoo!
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-Yeah.
-Mr. King. Mr. King, I love your writing.
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Please read my story.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, my. Always good to meet minions.
I mean fans.
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You're my inspiration.
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Okay, from the Minitaur,
I head due north.
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And with luck, I'll get to
the Bloom of Eternal Youth before Lilith.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ah, who's frail now, emperor dorks?
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-(TWIG SNAPS)
-(GASPS)
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Someone's following me.
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Spicy toss.
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(SCREAMS)
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-Lily?
-Edalyn?
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(SIGHS) And of course
you would be here just to be a nuisance.
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Why don't you go home and rest?
Wouldn't want you breaking a hip.
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Sorry, sister.
I'm stronger than you think.
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I'm here to save the Bloom
of Eternal Youth from the likes of you.
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-♪ And I'm gonna get there before you ♪
-(GASPS) No, you won't.
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(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
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KING: Hey, Luz.
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Guess who won the writing competition
and became a blockbuster writer superstar?
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You're right. It's me. Me.
Do you wanna touch my scarf?
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A fan crocheted it out
of their own hair. It smells so bad.
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My publisher is throwing
a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach,
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and I, uh... I'd like for you to be there.
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(TYPING CONTINUES)
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All right, fine. Be that way, I guess.
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(SIGHS)
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Girl, you don't need him.
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But I don't want to be mad
at him, either.
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(EXCITED CHATTER)
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FAN: Your fans are dying to know
when Ruler's Reach 2 comes out.
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That's between me and my publisher.
Right, Piniet?
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Yes. Oh, pardon me.
I need a few moments of King's time.
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(FANS SQUEALING)
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Where's John de Plume at?
I wanted to compare sunglasses.
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Oh, he's taking a break
to finish his latest masterpiece.
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Fame can really box you in, you know?
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Speaking of, how's your
second book coming along?
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Coming along or finished?
Bam! (LAUGHS) Ruler's Reach 2.
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-Now with more swears.
-Ah, splendid.
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Oh, you cad. Not only are you a great
writer but a practical joker as well.
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That's true. Wait. What?
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This is truly awful.
Looking forward to the real draft.
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"Truly awful"?
But I'm a best-selling writer. How?
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Luz. I can't write without her.
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Luz, buddy, I'm so glad you could make it.
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Hey, King. I didn't want
to be angry at your success.
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You're my friend. So, congratulations.
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Great to hear. 'Cause I really
need your help with my next book.
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Huh?
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Apparently, I can't write
my daring works of genius
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without rebelling against
your gushy fantasy slop.
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-Excuse me?
-We make a great team.
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So here's a pen. Writey, writey.
Clock's a-ticking.
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(ALL GASPING)
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I'm not writing for you
after you made fun of all my ideas.
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Hey. What the heck?
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Congratulations on all
your hard-earned success.
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What am I gonna do?
I can't write without her.
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Hmm.
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(PANTING)
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Ha! Doesn't this remind you of how
we used to race to the kitchen, Lily?
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Lily?
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-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
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(HISSING)
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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Lily.
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-(EXPLOSION)
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Alley-oop.
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(SIGHS) Thank you, Edalyn.
I wasn't certain that you'd save me.
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Stow it. We might fight
but you're still my sister.
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Besides, if anyone's putting you down,
it's gonna be me.
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-Ha!
-(COUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES, GASPS)
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Is that...
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The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
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All right. Back off. That baby's mine.
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(GRUNTS) Why are you always like this?
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Because, Lilith, you think
I'm just some tired, old biddy.
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Ah, but I'm more than that.
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And with the Bloom
of Eternal Youth's power, I'll show you.
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(FIZZLING)
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What the...
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(GIGGLING)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(SIGHS)
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-They got his good angle.
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Uh, can I help you?
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Perhaps. I hear you're an aspiring writer.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-MAN: We love you, King.
-FANS: (CHANTING) King. King. King.
240
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I can't wait for the sequel.
241
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If it's disappointing in any way, I will
spend every day of my life trashing it.
242
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,715
Oh, boy. Oh, man. Jeez.
243
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(WHIMPERING) Hemming, hawing.
244
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Piniet, I gotta come clean.
We can't announce book two.
245
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-I can't write without... Without...
-PINIET: Without your writing partner?
246
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-(GASPS) King.
-Luz.
247
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That snappily-dressed lizard
trapped me in this shrinking box.
248
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,322
Whoa!
249
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You gotta get me out.
250
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,451
What are you doing with her?
Let her go.
251
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You wrote Ruler's Reach together.
252
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So if you don't want her crushed,
you'll write together again.
253
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,168
Oh, don't give me that look.
254
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,922
Some of the best books were
written in literal crunch time.
255
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(SCREAMS)
256
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That's a toxic mentality that contributes
to burnout and unrealistic expectations.
257
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King, do something.
258
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(GRUNTS) Set her free now.
259
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,355
Not until I get my best-seller.
You'll recall you are under contract.
260
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Whoa. (EXCLAIMS)
261
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-Whoa.
-Oof!
262
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Make your deadline or you'll never
be able to hold a pen again. Just like...
263
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-Help me.
-No!
264
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-Help us.
-Get us out of here.
265
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I'll leave you to it.
266
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Looking forward to your next volume.
267
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(BOTH GASPING)
268
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We're not getting out of here until
we write a book. And that'll take forever.
269
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-We're cube meat.
-Well, I have my story.
270
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But it's all hugging and crying.
I can't put my name on that.
271
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King, that is why we are in here.
272
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Because you can't compromise.
273
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All I wanted was to write
a dumb story with my friend.
274
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Luz, you're living your dream.
You're becoming a witch.
275
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,956
But this celebrity is as close
as I'll ever get to my dream.
276
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It all went to my head,
and I hurt you. I'm sorry.
277
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Hey. Being with you
is one of my favorite parts of this dream.
278
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(WHIMPERS)
279
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I have a plan.
But we need to work together this time.
280
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Just tell me what to do.
281
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VENDOR: I know you must be confused.
282
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The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead?
283
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,939
What if I told you the Bloom
never existed at all?
284
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,983
And now that I have led you to my nest,
285
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:10,572
I'll suck all the life
out of you to satisfy my unending hunger.
286
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,283
He scammed us.
Can you believe he scammed us?
287
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,245
I thought there was
a 50/50 chance going in.
288
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,789
Hard not to admire
the tenacity, though.
289
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,959
Good entrance. But that outfit? Ha!
290
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,128
-Oh, look at his little shoes.
-(LAUGHING) Stop it.
291
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,341
Maybe you've never been
led into a lethal trap before,
292
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but the response should be,
"Ah! No. Spare us."
293
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Ah, sure. Spare us.
294
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-Woe to us, whose fates are sealed.
-(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
295
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That's right. Witches, cower.
296
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(WHIMPERS) Cower.
297
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(GULPS)
298
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-Oh, dang.
-KING: Hey, Piniet. We're done.
299
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-PINIET: Faster than I expected.
-That's the miracle of teamwork.
300
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,797
This is much more gushy
than your last book.
301
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:12,009
Skip to the finale,
because it is quite a payoff.
302
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:22,019
-What is this all about?
-Light spell.
303
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,730
-(FIRE IGNITES)
-(GRUNTS)
304
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I just realized
I should've said "enlightening."
305
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,694
"Skip to the finale.
You'll find it enlightening."
306
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,196
King, the contract.
307
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,157
Pretentious scarf, go.
308
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(YELLS, GRUNTS)
309
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,661
(GROWLING)
310
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,371
(BOTH GRUNTING)
311
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,793
I made you a star
and this is how you repay me?
312
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,504
No. This is.
313
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,005
(ALL YELLING)
314
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,882
How's this for edits?
315
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,634
I'm self-publishing.
316
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,303
(BOTH GRUNT)
317
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,138
(GRUNTS)
318
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,266
You're making this harder
than it needs to be.
319
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,937
And believe me, I am being very patient.
320
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,147
(PANTING, GRUNTS)
321
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,565
But let's...
322
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,195
(GRUNTS) Cut to the finish.
323
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:15,989
ALL: Huh?
324
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,034
King, I am your biggest fan.
325
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,202
(GRUNTS)
326
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,665
And I fought my way back here
for you to read my story.
327
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,460
I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me
not to look at unsolicited work.
328
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,504
-But... But...
-PINIET: Ugh!
329
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,925
If I read this will you go,
so I can annihilate them in peace?
330
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:36,385
Of course.
331
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:37,886
(AXE CLATTERS)
332
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,146
(SNIFFLES) Oh.
333
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:52,651
It's beautiful.
You must let me publish this.
334
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,029
-I can make you a star.
-Really?
335
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,532
Wait a minute. What about King?
336
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,617
-Ugh!
-Whoa!
337
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,997
You're old news.
She, on the other hand, is the future.
338
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,164
Freedom.
339
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,666
-Hey.
-King.
340
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,836
-We're good, then?
-Yes. Quite.
341
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838
(GRUNTS)
342
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,339
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
343
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,341
(GRUNTS)
344
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,385
Well, we wrecked this chump,
345
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,221
but I guess
the Bloom of Eternal Youth isn't real.
346
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,807
-(SIGHS)
-Well, if it makes any difference,
347
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,018
I don't consider you to be
a tired, old biddy.
348
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,269
Really?
349
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,605
If you were,
you'd be much easier to catch.
350
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,817
Oh, great. You're gonna cart me away
to the coven now, are you?
351
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,988
Not now. Because I want
to give you a chance to join on your own.
352
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:43,994
Join me in the Emperor's Coven, Edalyn.
He could even heal your curse.
353
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:51,793
No. I'll heal it on my own terms.
I don't want to owe him anything.
354
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,923
-Catch you later, sis.
-Not if I catch you first.
355
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,762
I'll see you around.
356
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,057
Hmm.
357
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,435
You're welcome for the chance to bond.
358
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,146
(YELLING)
359
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,860
(SNORING)
360
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,028
(MUMBLING)
361
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,863
Hey, kids.
362
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,031
-Woof.
-(BONES CRACKING)
363
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,369
-That was a rough couple days.
-Yeah, I'll say.
364
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:27,955
(EXHALES)
365
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,958
Well, nothing a bit of apple blood
and a good book can't mend.
366
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,503
-Books?
-Nope. I don't know nothing about that.
367
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,465
-We hate books. Wow, look at the time.
-What's a book? Good night.
368
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,427
Huh?
369
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:48,016
-(GASPS) What the...
-Girl, you do not wanna know.
370
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,311
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