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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,434 (AIR CONDITIONER MOTOR HUMS) 2 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,895 (KITTENS MEOWING) 3 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,903 I'M SO COLD. (BREATHES SHARPLY) 4 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:37,955 OH MY FUCK, RICKY! 5 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,666 THAT FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER'S OUTTA CONTROL, JULIAN. 6 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,626 WE GOT TO SHUT THE FUCKING THING DOWN! 7 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,837 RICKY! RICKY! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 8 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,005 BARB: THAT THING IS AN AIR CONDITIONER. 9 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,631 BUBBLES: OH FUCK, IT EVEN FROZE THE DOG! 10 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,424 YOU GOT TO KNOCK THE DOOR IN, JULIAN. 11 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,926 USE YOUR MUSCLES. 12 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,845 DONNY: FUCK OFF WITH THE COCKSUCKIN' NOISE! 13 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:55,597 DONNY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! 14 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,474 THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS PARK! 15 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,434 (BREAKING DOWN DOOR) 16 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,645 RICKY! GOD! 17 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,814 BARB: OH MY GOD, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE! 18 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:04,857 BUBBLES: MY GOD, HE'S LIKE A FISH STICK! 19 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:05,900 WELL WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA HERE 20 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,275 AND WARM HIM UP! COME ON! 21 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,903 BUBBLES: WE GOT TO THAW HIM! JULIAN: GRAB HIS ARM! 22 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,821 BUBBLES: WE GOT TO THAW HIM, GET THE HEAT! 23 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,489 GO GET THE HAIRDRYER OUT OF THE SHED. 24 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,490 JULIAN: COME ON! 25 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,659 BUBBLES: GET MY HAIRDRYER! 26 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,745 COME ON, GET HIM OUT! 27 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,664 OH MY GOD, HE'S FROZEN. HE'S FROZEN! 28 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,958 (BREATHES HEAVILY) RICKY! 29 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,752 JULIAN: I CAN'T FIND A PULSE, MAN. 30 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,836 BUBBLES: BLAST HIM WITH THAT THING, BARB. 31 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,797 (HAIRDRYER WHIRS) 32 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,842 JULIAN: RICKY, CAN YOU HEAR US? 33 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,678 JUST WAIT, TURN IT OFF FOR A SECOND. 34 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,806 I THINK HE'S BREATHING THROUGH THE JOINT. 35 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,520 COME ON, RICKY, COME ON. 36 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,647 BARB: OH... 37 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,692 BUBBLES: OH, SHIT. 38 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,527 BUBBLES AND BARB: (RELIEVED BREATHS) 39 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,362 HOLY FUCK, THAT'S GOOD HASH. 40 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:58,869 ♪♪ 41 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:13,968 ♪♪ 42 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:28,983 ♪♪ 43 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,867 JULIAN: HEY, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, 44 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,870 HE'S A GODDAMN CAVEMAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKES, BARB. 45 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,748 I THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY THAT YOU GUYS CALL HIM THAT. 46 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,833 I CAME HOME ONE DAY AND ACTUALLY CAUGHT HIM 47 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,084 WITH MY TOLE PAINTS. 48 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,879 HE WAS PAINTING THESE WEIRD LITTLE STICK FIGURES 49 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,881 AND ANIMALS ON THE WALL WITH HIS FINGERS. 50 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,591 SEE, AND YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO HIM 51 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,759 AND LET HIM GET YOU DOWN? 52 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,845 COME ON. 53 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,596 BARB, THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE HERE, OKAY, 54 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,932 YOU JUST CAN'T GIVE UP. 55 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,101 I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY FOR ONE THING, 56 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:08,105 AND FOR ANOTHER THING, I CAN'T ASK JIM LAHEY FOR ANY FAVOURS. 57 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,982 THE SALE OF THIS PLACE IS GONNA GIVE ME A NEST EGG 58 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,900 AND I'LL BE ABLE TO GET A LITTLE TRAILER 59 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,153 DOWN IN FLORIDA AND ESCAPE. 60 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:18,073 LOOK, IF I CAN GET LAHEY ON BOARD WITH THIS ONE PERCENT, 61 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,868 I COULD EASILY RAISE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY SAM OUT. 62 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,244 YOU AND I COULD BE PARTNERS. 63 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,998 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT KIND OF MONEY, JULIAN? 64 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,042 I CAN'T BE PART OF SOMETHING ILLEGAL. 65 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,752 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ILLEGAL STUFF, 66 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,211 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT, 67 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:36,133 BUT I COULD RAISE MOST OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BAR. 68 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,052 BUBS SAID HE'D KICK IN WHATEVER HE MAKES 69 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,846 OFF THE SHED N BREAKFAST ONCE HE OPENS IT UP. 70 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,974 AND, BARB, (SIGHS) 71 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,142 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, 72 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,020 BUT YOU'RE LIKE A MOTHER TO MOST OF US. 73 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,605 YOU JUST CAN'T GIVE UP ON EVERYONE. 74 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,024 THINK ABOUT IT. 75 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,943 YOU AND I TOGETHER, AS PARTNERS, 76 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,905 WE'D BE FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE. 77 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,035 GEORGE: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE HAPPY 78 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,037 KNOWING YOU WERE FIRED AND LOST YOUR FUCKING PENSION 79 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,873 BECAUSE OF THOSE GUYS? 80 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,167 I'M NOT INTERESTED, GEORGE. 81 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,920 EVERY TIME I TRY TO TAKE THOSE GUYS DOWN, 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,089 I LOSE. 83 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:18,175 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING 84 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,011 IS IF WE COULD GET THESE GUYS ON SOMETHING BIG, 85 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,848 I GUARANTEE WE COULD GET OURSELVES REINSTATED 86 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,393 ON THE FORCE. 87 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,645 OR ARE YOU OKAY WITH HAVING "DISHONOURABLY DISCHARGED" 88 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,941 ON YOUR RECORD? 89 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,277 GEORGE... (SLURPS JUICE) 90 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:41,865 I'M FINALLY IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY HERE. 91 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,868 JULIAN NEEDS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE, 92 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,037 AND I'M GOING TO USE IT VERY QUIETLY 93 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,915 TO GET WHAT I WANT. 94 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,210 HOW BAD DOES HE NEED IT? 95 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,921 BAD ENOUGH TO START BREAKING THE LAW TO GET IT? 96 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,882 THE TWO OF US, UNDER COVER IN THIS PARK, 97 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,009 WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE, JIM. 98 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,011 WE COULD TAKE THEM DOWN, 99 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,265 AND THEY'D NEVER EVEN SEE IT COMING. 100 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,894 REINSTATED, HUH? 101 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,479 TRINITY: HERE, DAD. 102 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,731 ME AND JACOB ROLLED THESE FOR YOU FROM THAT HASH YOU GAVE ME. 103 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,899 JACOB? 104 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,234 GET SOME REST. 105 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,194 I'LL COME SEE YOU AFTER WORK, 'KAY? LOVE YOU. 106 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,155 LOVE YOU TOO. YOU LOOK NICE, SWEETHEART. 107 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,865 THE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS HE'S BEEN ELECTROCUTED... 108 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,909 (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) WHOA! 109 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,078 (SPARKS CRACKLE) 110 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,163 RICKY: I'M ON FIRE, BOYS! TRINIY: AND SHOT... 111 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,039 RICKY: (GUNSHOT) AH, FUCK! 112 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,167 FUCK! AH, FUCK! 113 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,085 TRINITY: GOT IN CAR ACCIDENTS... 114 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,004 RICKY: SHIT, JUST KEEP DRIVING, WE'LL LOSE 'EM IN THE TREES. 115 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,797 WE JUST THAWED HIM OUT, GAVE HIM A JOINT, 116 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,381 AND HE'S FINE. 117 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,009 JULIAN: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I GOT A PLAN, 118 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,511 BUT BARB CANNOT KNOW ABOUT THIS. 119 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:48,182 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DIPPING INTO YOUR RETIREMENT FUNDS? 120 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,142 THAT WAY WE CAN BUY OUT SAM AND JUST PAY YOU BACK. 121 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,977 JULIAN: IT'S EASY. RICKY: RIGHT. 122 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,188 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 123 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,939 WE WOULDN'T GET SHIT FOR MY FUCKING WEED RIGHT NOW, 124 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:56,982 THE MARKET'S FLOODED. AND BESIDES, 125 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,608 IT'S ALL FROZEN IN MY TRAILER. 126 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,028 JULIAN: WHAT ABOUT OIL? YOU SAID THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY IN OIL. 127 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,196 RICKY: THERE IS, IT'S GREAT MONEY, 128 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,446 BUT IT'S A PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS TO MAKE, 129 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,158 AND SEBASTIAN BACH ORDERED A MASON JAR FULL 130 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,784 AND THAT'S GONNA TAKE AT LEAST TWO WEEKS 131 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,328 TO MAKE JUST THAT. 132 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,205 BUBBLES: WELL, RICKY, IF IT'S JUST A TIME THING, 133 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,290 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO STREAMLINE THE PROCESS FOR YOU, YOU KNOW. 134 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,958 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THAT KIND OF SHIT. 135 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,501 SURE MAN. 136 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,129 JULIAN: THAT'S A GOOD START, BUT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 137 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,131 JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, 138 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,632 I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SAVE THIS PARK, 139 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,051 AND I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU GUYS WERE BOTH ON BOARD 140 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,054 WITH ME, OKAY? 141 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,472 ALL RIGHT, MISTER FUCKING GROWLY PANTS. 142 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,058 ALL RIGHT, BUBS, CAN YOU PUT ORANGEY OUT FOR A SUNTAN 143 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,893 FOR A BIT? 144 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,394 A SUNTAN? 145 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:37,022 RICKY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT FISH 146 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,857 IN THE DIRECT SUN. 147 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,150 RICKY: YEAH YOU ARE, THAT'S WHAT GIVES THEM THEIR SHINY COAT 148 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,236 AND MAKES THEIR FLIPPERS GROW. 149 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,154 (WHEELS CRUNCH OVER GRAVEL) 150 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,074 (METALLIC CLINK) 151 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,997 (KNOCKING) 152 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,165 LAHEY: JULIAN! 153 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,250 JULIAN: HEY, JIM. 154 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,210 TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE 155 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,088 OF THIS WONDERFUL MUSCULAR MACHINE? 156 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,339 HEY, CAN I GET YOU A RUM DRINKY POO? 157 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,341 NO, I'M ON THE WHISKEY NOW, I'M GOOD THANKS. 158 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,885 OH SORRY, JULIAN, I'VE GOT NO WHISKEY LEFT. 159 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,346 HERE, HAVE A SEAT. 160 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,181 HEY, YOU MUST BE HITTING THE GYM LATELY, 161 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,058 YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY FIT, BUD. 162 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,352 LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE. 163 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,396 WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET YOUR ONE PERCENT? 164 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:21,358 OH, JULIAN, THAT ITSY BITSY ONE PERCENT ISN'T FOR SALE. 165 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,111 I MEAN, WHY WOULD I WANT TO PART WITH THAT? 166 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,281 JIM, YOU KNOW WE NEED IT TO BUY OUT SAM, COME ON. 167 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:31,034 OH, YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 168 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:34,162 THAT ONE PERCENT IS REALLY, REALLY, 169 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,373 REALLY GONNA BE HARD FOR ME TO PART WITH 170 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:40,001 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M PRETTY SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT. 171 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,213 BESIDES, I MEAN, 172 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,090 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING, 173 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,383 I'M, I'M BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 174 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,219 WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH MY RETIREMENT. 175 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:53,223 HEY, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU COULD HELP ME WITH. 176 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,224 YOU KNOW, YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE HAND, 177 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,018 I GIVE YOU A LITTLE HAND. 178 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,728 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BUD? 179 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,105 (SIGHS) 180 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,898 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 181 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,943 WELL... 182 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,069 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 183 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:10,115 WE COULD BE CREATIVE, JULIAN. 184 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,908 CHEERS, BUD. 185 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,119 (GLASSES CLINK) 186 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,080 WANNA BE MY PARTNER? 187 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,082 I WANT YOUR HELP. 188 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,085 WELL, MAYBE YOU HELP ME, 189 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,421 AND I'LL HELP YOU, JULIAN. 190 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,089 JULIAN: LAHEY'S BEEN TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER MY ENTIRE LIFE, 191 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,091 BUT NOW THAT'S HE'S RETIRED, 192 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,550 I'M HOPING THAT, HEY, 193 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,429 HE MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO TRY TO HELP US OUT. 194 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,432 SO, IF THAT MEANS THAT I GOTTA BREAK THE LAW 195 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,226 TO GET HIM THINGS THAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM HAPPY, 196 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,769 THEN I'M GOING TO DO IT. (SOMEONE VOMITS NEARBY) 197 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,979 WOMAN: JULIAN! 198 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,439 YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, MARVIN. 199 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,484 JULIAN, I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT ALWAYS GOES WITH YOU GUYS. 200 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,152 I MEAN, I'M FINE THAT YOU'RE PARTNERS WITH BARB, 201 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,279 BUT I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME 202 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,447 THAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THE RIGHT WAY 203 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,449 AND KEEP THE ILLEGAL SHIT TO A MINIMUM. 204 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,284 BUBS, I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT, 205 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,994 I'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH SHIT ON THE GO RIGHT NOW, MAN. 206 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,245 THANKS, SWEETIE. 207 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,331 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING JAIL. 208 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,124 SO, I MEAN, I DO WANNA BE INVOLVED, 209 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,583 BUT IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS, 210 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,003 I NEED TO BE IN CHARGE TO KEEP THINGS FROM GETTING FUCKY. 211 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,422 THAT'S THE DEAL. 212 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,259 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE COOL WITH THAT. 213 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,302 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 214 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,678 OKAY, BOYS, WELL, 215 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,430 THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD 216 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,265 THAT WAS SUPER TUNED AND SUPER SUCCESSFUL, 217 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,309 AND THAT WAS THE A-TEAM. 218 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,395 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA MODEL THIS AFTER. 219 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,480 WE ARE GONNA BE THE V-TEAM: 220 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,316 RICKY, YOU'RE OVER HERE, JULIAN, YOU'RE OVER HERE. 221 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,443 THERE CAN'T BE ANY DIRECT COMMUNICATION 222 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,154 ABOUT ILLEGAL STUFF, IT HAS TO FLOW THROUGH ME, 223 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,948 DOWN HERE AT THE V. THE V-TEAM. 224 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,283 DO YOU GET IT? 225 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,743 I DON'T KNOW MAN. YEAH, YEAH I GUESS, 226 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,995 BUT THAT'S WHY THE A-TEAM WAS PROBABLY SO GOOD, RIGHT. 227 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,497 BECAUSE IT'S... 228 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,165 YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THIS LITTLE SHORTCUT-Y PATH-Y THING 229 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,333 RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE, 230 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,334 SO INSTEAD OF HAVING TO GO UP HERE, 231 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,336 YOU JUST CUT RIGHT ACROSS HERE. 232 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,462 NO, RICKY, THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING A-TEAM. 233 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,464 I'M JUST USING IT AS AN EXAMPLE. 234 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:52,259 WE ARE GOING TO BE THE V-TEAM, JUST LIKE THAT. 235 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,095 THAT WAY YOU TWO CAN'T DECIDE TO, YOU KNOW, 236 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,847 DO SOMETHING LIKE STEAL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHEDS 237 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,015 WHEN YOU HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY 238 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,350 TO BUY THE FUCKING THINGS. 239 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:04,145 HAS TO FLOW THROUGH ME. ALL RIGHT? 240 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,355 ALL RIGHT, I'M COOL WITH IT. 241 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,275 (SIGHS) YEAH, I GUESS, MAN. 242 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,444 OKAY, BOYS, PUT 'EM IN. THIS IS AWESOME. 243 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,530 LET'S DO THIS AS A TEAM AND BUY THIS PARK! 244 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,032 PUT 'EM IN, RICKY. ONE, TWO, THREE, V-TEAM! 245 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,493 FUCK! 246 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,371 BUBBLES: DID YOU HIT YOURSELF, RICKY? 247 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,499 SOMEBODY DID. 248 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,376 LAHEY: RANDY, I DON'T NEED A GODDAMN DRINKING SCHEDULE. 249 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,463 I'M FINE, BUD. 250 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,214 MR. LAHEY, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR ENTIRE RETIREMENT 251 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,466 DOWN AT JULIAN'S BAR 252 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,134 DRINKING THAT ROC VODKA EVERY DAY. 253 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,552 YEAH. 254 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,512 I THINK LIQUOR'S THE REASON FOR YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM. 255 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,473 COME ON, MR. LAHEY, JUST GIVE IT A TRY. 256 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,558 CHECK THIS OUT. LOOK. 257 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,478 WEEKDAYS YOU CAN HAVE THREE BEER OR WINE COOLERS, 258 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,563 ON FRIDAY YOU CAN HAVE FOUR OR FIVE, 259 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,565 AND ON SATURDAY, IT'S A FREE FOR ALL, 260 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,442 YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 261 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,694 (WITH A LAUGH) RANDY, I CAN HAVE A FREE... 262 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:57,449 GENTLEMEN, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HAVE AN HOUR OFF? 263 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,618 I HAVE THE CHANCE TO WOO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 264 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,496 WITH A SONG I WROTE, AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. 265 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,665 ♪ My eyes capture your soul ♪ 266 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,378 ♪ So then my hands may touch your body ♪ 267 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,671 THE FACT THAT HE WENT AHEAD 268 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,841 AND HIRED AN ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR, 269 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,386 WHILE I'M STILL THE SUPERVISOR, DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME. 270 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,388 WHAT DOES GET ME IS THE FACT THAT HE HIRED 271 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,098 THE FIRST PERSON HE INTERVIEWED. 272 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,475 (DERISIVE CHUCKLE) 273 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,353 THE FACT THAT THE GUY'S GOT CHISELLED FEATURES, 274 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,480 A GREAT BODY, SILKY HAIR, 275 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,482 AND WARM BEAUTIFUL VOICE 276 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,442 IS PROBABLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 277 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,694 ♪ And I am like the wind ♪ 278 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,698 ♪ You can blow me anytime ♪ 279 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:45,664 ♪ Just take me in your mouth and blow me ♪ 280 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,503 (BLOWS INTO HIS PALM) 281 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,421 OH, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, DONALD. 282 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,548 DONALD: THANKS, RANDY. 283 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,132 OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE AN HOUR OFF. 284 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,300 TAKE TWO, BUDDY. 285 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,387 DONALD: AH, FUCKING FANTASTIC. 286 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,931 UH, RA-RANDY, RANDY. 287 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,268 YEAH, MAYBE I COULD GIVE THIS DRINKING SCHEDULE THING A SHOT. 288 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,604 WHY NOT? 289 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,444 (LIQUID SLOSHES) 290 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,654 RICKY: THAT'S IT, BOYS, 291 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,447 KEEP SLOSHING THE WEED AROUND THE ISOPROPYL. 292 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,949 BREAK THAT SHIT UP. COREY: (GRUNTS) OOPS. 293 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,827 RICKY: COREY, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME, YOU STUPID COCKTARD. 294 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,581 BUBBLES: RICKY, BE NICE. WHAT'S NEXT? 295 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,747 WELL, THEN WE RUN THAT MIXTURE THROUGH A CHEESECLOTH, 296 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,791 GET RID OF ALL THE SOLID BULLSHIT. 297 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,419 THEN, WE'VE GOTTA BOIL OFF THE ALCOHOL IN THESE POTS, 298 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,587 AND THAT IS FUCKING DANGEROUS. 299 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,630 GOTTA BE THE EXACT TEMPERATURE. 300 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631 BUBBLES: BUT THAT'S IT? ONCE IT'S BOILED OFF, 301 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,425 WHAT'S LEFT IS HONEY OIL? 302 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,509 YEAH MAN, THE BEST YOU'LL EVER SMOKE. 303 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,469 BUBBLES: OH MY FUCK! 304 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU ASS SPRINKLERS, 305 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,723 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER A LOT NOW. 306 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,683 AND CORY, IF JACOB FUCKS UP, BE REALLY HARD ON HIM. 307 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,560 IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'S GOING TO LEARN. 308 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,894 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS FOUR STRIKES, 309 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,895 AND THANKS TO THAT LITTLE FUCK UP, COREY, 310 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,188 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT THREE LEFT. 311 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,772 JULIAN: GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK, BOYS. 312 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,275 RICKY: BACK TO WORK? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING HONEY OIL 313 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,443 FOR THAT ROCK DICK, MAN. 314 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,445 I'LL BE LUCKY TO FINISH ON TIME AS IT IS. 315 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,613 RICKY, IF THIS IS THE WHOLE PROCESS, 316 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,615 I CAN STREAMLINE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. 317 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,491 COUPLE THINGS FROM THE MALL 318 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,493 AND I COULD HAVE THIS WHOLE THING RUNNING SLICKER 319 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,785 THAN AN OILED UP WHORE AT A FISHING DERBY. 320 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,705 RICKY: GOOD, MAKE IT HAPPEN, THANKS. 321 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,458 JULIAN: WELL, LET'S GO TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW. 322 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,668 PUT YOUR FUCKING PLUNGERS DOWN. 323 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,129 I NEED YOU GUYS TO STEAL ME A VAN, MEET ME AT THE MALL. 324 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,213 COOL. 325 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,633 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 326 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:24,512 CORY: DUDE, WHAT DO YOU NEED A PLUNGER FOR? 327 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,640 I'M IN CHARGE, I WAS PUT IN CHARGE. 328 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,559 I WAS PUT IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 329 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,688 YOU ALSO GOT A STRIKE AGAINST US. 330 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,565 ALL RIGHT, WELL I'M NOT TRYING TO BLAME ANYONE FOR THAT, 331 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,775 OR ANYTHING, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 332 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,943 I WOULDN'T HAVE STUCK THE THING IN THE BUCKET 333 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,404 IF YOU WEREN'T, LIKE... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 334 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,905 (DEFEATED SIGH) 335 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,659 DONALD: I MERELY SAID TO HER, YOUR HAIR IS LIKE GOLD, 336 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,327 YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF TREASURE. 337 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,662 I LIKE YOUR CHEST. 338 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,829 SHE REMINDED ME OF MY TWIN SISTER. 339 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,500 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A TWIN SISTER. 340 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,502 AH YES, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, 341 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,711 KIND SOUL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 342 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,005 (CAR ENGINE ROARS LOUDLY) 343 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,507 RICKY: HOLY FUCK, RANDY, WHERE'D ALL THE SMOKE COME FROM, BUD? 344 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,342 SMOKE? WHAT SMOKE? 345 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,761 (TIRES SQUEAL LOUDLY) 346 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,806 RANDY: FRIG OFF, RICKY! (COUGHING) 347 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,645 RANDY: (COUGHS) MR. LAHEY TOLD ME I SHOULD LEAVE THOSE GUYS ALONE, 348 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,438 BUT IF RICKY KEEPS FRIGGIN' PUSHING ME- 349 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,648 DONALD: SHHH! SHHH! 350 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,608 LET INNER PEACE THROUGH ALL YOUR SOUL. 351 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,820 KARMA WILL DO THE REST. 352 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,701 (TIRES SQUEAL) 353 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,537 CORY: WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 354 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,789 GOT THE VAN. GOT THE VAN. 355 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,666 BUBBLES: WHERE DID YOU GET THE VAN? 356 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,668 JULIAN: THEY RENTED IT. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? 357 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,711 THERE WAS A DOG IN THE BACK OF THE VAN 358 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,462 JACOB: WHEN WE, UH, RENTED IT. 359 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,547 IT ATTACKED ME BIG TIME. 360 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,840 OH YEAH, RENTAL VAN COMPANIES 361 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,634 ALWAYS KEEP FUCKING ATTACK DOGS IN THE BACK. 362 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,386 JAKE, CORY, YOU GUYS REALLY ARE FUCKIN' DUMBER 363 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,637 THAN STUPID, AREN'T YA? 364 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,138 CORY: OH NO, DUDE, THAT DOG WAS BIG. 365 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,683 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? THE WHOLE PACKAGE WAS IN HIS MOUTH. 366 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,975 AND WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING 367 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,853 WHILE THE DOG WAS CHEWING ON HIS TESTICLES? 368 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,980 CORY: I PLAYED DEAD, MAN. WALKED RIGHT PAST ME. 369 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,858 MY BALLS ARE KILLIN' ME GUYS, I THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 370 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,150 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. 371 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,485 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, IT'S JUST A LITTLE SCRATCH. 372 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,820 BUBBLES: JESUS! 373 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,822 RICKY: HERE, CORY, TAKE THE HASH COINS, 374 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,865 GO SEE STEVIE IN THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT 375 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,658 AT THE FUCKING ZELLERS, OKAY? 376 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,826 TELL HIM YOU NEED A RICE COOKER- 377 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,746 TWO RICE COOKERS, TWO RICE COOKERS WE NEED. 378 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,582 TWO RICE COOKERS, A POWER BAR, AND SHOP VAC FILTERS, OKAY? 379 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,000 YEAH. HE'S GONNA TRADE IT FOR HASH. 380 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,420 BUBBLES: CORY, THE COOKERS NEEDS TO BE THE SIXTY-FIVE HUNDRED MODEL 381 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,589 WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE FRONT. 382 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,090 CORY: COOL. 383 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,760 JACOB: IT'S ALL GOOD. RICKY: TRY NOT TO FUCK THAT UP. 384 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,094 BUBBLES: WHAT MODEL NUMBER IS IT, CORY? 385 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,764 CORY: SIXTY-FIVE HUNDRED, I GOT THIS, DUDE. 386 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,223 GOING TO SEE TOMMY RIGHT NOW. 387 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,684 TOMMY'S A GUY, YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 388 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,976 WE USED TO CALL HIM "TOMMY BEAN" 389 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,771 'CAUSE HE USED TO CARRY AROUND A BAG OF BENNY'S, 390 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,355 SO, YOU KNOW, HERE COMES TOMMY BEAN 391 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,899 WITH HIS BAG OF BEANS. 392 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,025 ANYWAY, THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO GET LAHEY 393 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,737 WAS A COUPLE GAMBLING MACHINES 'CAUSE HE LIKES TO GAMBLE. 394 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,530 SO, IF YOU WANNA GET SHIT LIKE THAT, 395 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,823 YOU GO SEE TOMMY BEAN. 396 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,867 NO, BRO, THEY'RE RIGGED UP, RIGHT. 397 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,662 SO THEY PAY OUT 20 PERCENT, I GET 50 PERCENT, 398 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,706 YOU GUYS WALK AWAY WITH 30 399 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,666 FREE AND CLEAR, NICE AND EASY. 400 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,877 FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER, TOMMY. 401 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,003 YEAH, BRO, YOU KNOW I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 402 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,675 RICKY: THERE YOU GO, TOM. 403 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,095 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 404 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,722 RICKY: THAT'S THREE GRAM FOR THE DEPOSIT FOR THE MACHINES, 405 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,890 MINUS THE THREE HUNDRED BUCKS THAT YOU OWE ME 406 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,892 FOR THE MOROCCAN HASH I GOT YOU IN JAIL. 407 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,019 DUMBASSESS, I SAID IT WAS CASH. 408 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,564 WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, FUCKING JACK CARTIER 409 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,023 AND HIS FUR TRADING POST HERE. 410 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,191 RICKY: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 411 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:28,070 TOM: FUCKERS! I TOLD YOU CASH! 412 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,197 RICKY: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHOOT US WITH A SLINGSHOT? 413 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,074 TOM: PUT THIS SLING RIGHT UP YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKER, YOU KNOW IT! 414 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,618 RICKY: THAT'S FUCKING FIVE GRAND WORTH OF HASH, 415 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,911 YOU FUCKING COCK-CHEESE IDIOT! 416 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,538 CALM THE FUCK DOWN, HOME ALONE! 417 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,081 I SEE YOU BACK THERE. 418 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,041 JULIAN: TOMMY, PUT DOWN THE SLINGSHOT. 419 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,085 LISTEN, KEEP THE HASH AS A DEPOSIT, 420 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,589 I'LL HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOU NEXT WEEK, I PROMISE. 421 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,716 JUST PUT IT DOWN, COME ON. 422 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,427 ALL RIGHT. 423 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,596 ONE WEEK. 424 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,806 I'M KEEPING THIS, 425 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:55,890 AND YOU BETTER HAVE MY FUCKING MONEY, 426 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,057 OR I WILL COME TO THAT BAR 427 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,978 AND RIP THOSE MACHINES OUT MYSELF. 428 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,604 RICKY: THANKS, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO. 429 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,105 COCKSUCKER! 430 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,608 CORY: YO, CHECK IT! RICE COOKER RIGHT THERE. 431 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,776 (GROWLS, VICTORIOUS) 432 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,110 JACOB: WHAT MODEL NUMBER WAS IT AGAIN? 433 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,946 FIFTY-SIX HUNDRED, DUDE, YOU GOT TO BE LISTENING. 434 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,781 DON'T BE SCREWING STUFF UP ON ME NOW. 435 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,073 I'M SORRY, CORY, LET'S JUST HURRY. 436 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,493 I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL OR AT LEAST A DOCTOR. 437 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,744 YEAH. OKAY. 438 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,037 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, CHECK IT. 439 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,790 I GOT A GOOD IDEA. IF WE STEAL EVERYTHING WE NEED, 440 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,875 THEN I CAN KEEP THE HASH RICKY GAVE ME, 441 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,042 NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW. 442 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,627 NO WAY, COREY, WE CAN'T FUCK THIS UP. 443 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,753 YOU WERE JUST SAYING THAT. 444 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,880 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, DUDE, 445 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,339 WE'RE NOT GONNA MESS ANYTHING UP. 446 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,885 I USED TO DO THIS TYPE OF THING WITH TREVOR ALL THE TIME. 447 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,761 LOOK, LET'S JUST DO THE TRADE WITH STEVIE AND LEAVE. 448 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,763 (ANNOYED SIGH) 449 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,599 LISTEN, MAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK WITH ME, 450 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,976 YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. 451 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,771 (SIGHS) FUCK OKAY, SHOW ME WHAT TO DO. 452 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,106 UH... YEAH. 453 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,777 IT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, DUDE, 454 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,111 THE REVERSE TROJAN. 455 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,947 IT'S LIKE YOU PILE SHIT IN SOMETHING 456 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,991 AND THE YOU ROLL IT ON OUT. 457 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,117 RICKY: WHO THE FUCK PULLS OUT A SLINGSHOT? 458 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,578 BUBBLES: THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS, RICKY, 459 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,079 I GOT SCARED. 460 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,915 RICKY, THEY ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF. 461 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,084 HOLY FUCK, NICE WORK! 462 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,085 BUBBLES: NICE WORK, BOYS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FUCK THI- 463 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,921 SECURITY GUARD: HEY! FREEZE! 464 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,840 YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR SHOPLIFTING. 465 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,174 RICKY: JACOB, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? 466 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,175 CORY: OH NO, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, MAN, 467 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,011 IT WAS LIKE THE THING IN THE... 468 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,013 SECURITY GUARD: NO TALKING, ASSHOLES! 469 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,098 YOU ARE ALL GOING TO JAIL. 470 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,850 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG, GLORIOUS SUCK 471 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,102 ON MY T-BONE COCKSTICK YOU WANNABE COP PUSSIES. 472 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,854 SECURITY GUARD: DENNIS, UNLOAD! 473 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,023 RICKY: OH YOU MOTHER... FUCK! AHHH! 474 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,983 BUBBLES: (PAINED SCREAMS) 475 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,860 BUBBLES: YOU SON OF A WHORE! 476 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,029 (CACOPHONY OF PAINED SCREAMS AND HOWLS) 477 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,823 (GUNSHOTS POP LOUDLY) 478 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,991 GEORGE: YOU GETTING THIS, JIM? 479 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,952 I'M TELLING YOU, WE SHOULD BE CLOSER. 480 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,037 LAHEY: THAT'S WHAT A DUMB COP WOULD DO, GEORGE. 481 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,206 A SMART COP WOULD KEEP HIS DISTANCE AND BE PATIENT. 482 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,042 I'M RUNNING THIS OPERATION, GEORGE, 483 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,711 BASED PURELY ON SENIORITY. 484 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,129 AND UNTIL THIS- 485 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,672 GEORGE: KEEP FILMING, JIM, INNOCENT BYSTANDERS. 486 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,049 I NEED TO STEP IN. 487 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,718 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! 488 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,929 RICKY, PUT THE GUN DOWN. 489 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,597 SECURITY GUARD: UH, SUPERVISOR GREEN, 490 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:03,142 TWO MEN IN THE BACK THERE, SHOPLIFTED AND ARE RESISTING ARREST. 491 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,019 ROCKY: I GAVE THE TWO DUMBEST FUCK SALAMANDER COCKS 492 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,145 THERE AT THE BACK A PIECE OF HASH TO TRADE 493 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,814 TO STEVIE IN THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT. 494 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,231 WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE STEALING. 495 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,733 YOU'RE LUCKY WE DON'T SUE YOU FOR THIS SHIT. ARGH! 496 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,027 SO WHERE'S THE HASH? 497 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,996 CONSIDER THIS YOUR LUCKY DAY, BOYS. 498 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,081 SECURITY GUARD: SIR... BUBBLES: FUCK OFF, GEORGE. 499 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,001 GEORGE: LISTEN UP, HE'S RIGHT, THEY COULD SUE US. 500 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,003 HOLSTER THE PEPPER SPRAY, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 501 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,089 WE'RE LEAVING, COME ON. 502 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,132 RICKY: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THERE? 503 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,299 WHY IS HE LETTING US GO? 504 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,343 BUBBLES: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BURNING. 505 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,887 RICKY: IT FEELS BAD BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING DICKHEADS 506 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,181 WITH THE FUCKING PEPPER SPRAY! 507 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,059 GET IN, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID ASSHOLES. 508 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,895 CORY: GUYS MY EYE, I CAN'T SEE. LIKE I CAN'T SEE. 509 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,271 RCKY: NO TALKING. 510 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,900 BUBBLES: NO TALKING, BOYS, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 511 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,736 RICKY: FUCK! 512 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,031 HEY, JIMMY. 513 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,073 LOOK WHAT I PICKED UP FOR YOU, BUDDY. 514 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,741 (SLOT MACHINE PLAYS MUSIC) 515 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,202 LAHEY: WHOA-HO! 516 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,873 NOW THAT'S BEING CREATIVE, JULIAN. 517 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,083 I AM VERY IMPRESSED. 518 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,961 WE ARE OFF TO A FLYING START HERE, BUD. 519 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,088 NOW YOU KEEP MAKING ME HAPPY 520 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,965 AND I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY I WOULDN'T WANNA HELP YOU OUT 521 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,257 AND MAKE YOU HAPPY. 522 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,303 SO YOU'RE HAPPY THEN? I'M HAPPY, JULES. 523 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,223 ALL RIGHT, JUST AS LONG AS THIS LITTLE ARRANGEMENT THAT WE HAVE 524 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,934 DOESN'T TURN INTO A ONE-WAY STREET, 525 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,102 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 526 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,354 JULIAN, WE'RE TWO FRIENDS 527 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:34,025 WHO'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT, EH? 528 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,152 WELL, YOU KEEP SCRATCHING MY BACK 529 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,905 AND I'LL BE SURE TO SCRATCH AT LEAST ONE PERCENT OF YOURS. 530 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,074 (SLY CHUCKLE) 531 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,243 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, KEEP PLAYING. 532 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,247 (TOYS CRACK UNDER TIRE) 533 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,085 BUBBLES: JESUS, RICKY, YOU COULD'VE AVOIDED THAT. 534 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,253 JULIAN: WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG? 535 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,006 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES? 536 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,758 CORY AND JACOB, THE FUCKING COCK DONKEY TWINS 537 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,300 FUCKED UP BIG TIME. 538 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,386 BUBBLES: WE HAD TO DROP THEM OFF AT THE HOSPITAL. 539 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,597 WE DID MANAGE TO GET ALL THE SHIT I NEED, THOUGH, JULIAN. 540 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,057 NICE! 541 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,101 AND I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS TOO, BOYS. 542 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,103 LAHEY'S GONNA HELP US OUT. 543 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,021 WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL THIS OFF. 544 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,272 SO UNLOAD THIS SHIT, 545 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,941 AND GET IN HERE AND CELEBRATE WITH ME. 546 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,150 THAT'S FUCKING GREAT NEWS. 547 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,235 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CELEBRATE THOUGH, 548 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:21,114 I WANNA TEST OUT THIS HONEY OIL COOKER. 549 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,323 (CAR HORN HONKS, A MAN SHOUTS ANGRILY) 550 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,868 RICKY: IT'S FUCKING INSANE HOW EASY THIS IS. 551 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,078 NOT BAD, HUH? 552 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,038 BUT THAT'S IT? 553 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,873 PRETTY MUCH. I MEAN, I HAD TO TAKE OUT THE GYRO 554 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,083 THAT CONTROLS THE AUTO SHUT-OFF, 555 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,001 BUT YOU JUST SET HER TO LONG GRAIN, 556 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,836 AND FUCKING GET AT 'ER, RICKY. 557 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,005 THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. 558 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,383 HEY, BOYS, HOW'D YOU MAKE OUT? 559 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,844 JACOB: NOT GOOD. DOCTOR SAID I MIGHT NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS. 560 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,387 OH MY GOD. 561 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,974 RICKY: WELL THAT'S ACTUALLY PROBABLY A GOOD THING, JACOB. 562 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,059 BECAUSE WELL, THE BIG REASON IS 563 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,019 YOU'RE DUMB AND YOU DON'T EVEN SEE IT. 564 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,187 EVEN TREVOR KNEW HOW FUCKING DUMB HE WAS, 565 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,438 BUT THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, 566 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,815 YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE SMART, 567 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,607 WHEN REALLY YOU'RE TWICE AS FUCKING DUMB 568 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:57,691 AS TREVOR EVER WAS. 569 00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,278 BUBBLES: RICKY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 570 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:03,197 BASICALLY HE JUST SACRIFICED HIS TESTICLES FOR US. 571 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,198 CORY: YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE WERE THINKING THAT MAYBE 572 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,699 BECAUSE HE GOT HIS SHIT FUCKED UP, 573 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,077 YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO GIVE US ANOTHER STRIKE 574 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,163 AND CANCEL OUT THE ONE FROM EARLIER, DUDE. 575 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,166 RICKY, IT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO. 576 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,169 AND I'M IN CHARGE NOW. V-TEAM! 577 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,130 RICKY: (SIGHS, RELUCTANT) TWO SMOKES, LET'S GO, JACOB. 578 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,256 YEAH, OF COURSE. 579 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,258 AND YOUR LIGHTER. LET'S GO. 580 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:29,098 RICKY: ALL RIGHT, BOYS, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU BACK A STRIKE. 581 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,266 I FEEL BAD FOR WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH, JACOB. 582 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,434 CORY: SERIOUS! RICKY: USE IT WIDELY, OKAY? 583 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,103 RICKY: NO MORE FUCKUPS. JACOB: THANKS A LOT, RICKY. 584 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,230 CORY: THANKS, DUDE. 585 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,109 BUBBLES: HA! GOTCHA! 586 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,277 THANKS, RICKY. 587 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,112 HE'S STILL NOT AS DUMB AS TREV. 588 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,864 BUBBLES: (MOCK TICKLING SOUNDS) 589 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,241 (MUSIC BEATS LOUDLY) 590 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,413 (HUM OF LIVELY CHATTER) 591 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,501 WOMAN: OH WELL, HELLO THERE, HANDSOME. 592 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,296 YOU MUST BE DONNA. DON'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 593 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:04,008 OH YES, DON, THE SWEETEST BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 594 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,968 YES HE IS. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 595 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,971 DONNA: NICE TO MEET YOU. 596 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,140 MARTINIS! 597 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,433 TRINITY: DRINK? 598 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,479 I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU, MR. LAHEY. 599 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,149 I KNOW IT MUST BE HARD WITH EVERYONE ELSE DRINKING. 600 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,318 NOTHING'S TOO HARD FOR YOU, RANDY. 601 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,031 SUCKING SOUL SON OF A SHITBAG! 602 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,242 PUT IT ON MY TAB, SWEETIE. 603 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,327 YEAH, JUST PUT IT ON HIS THING, TRINITY, THANKS. 604 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,205 (MUSIC PLAYS, PATRONS CHATTER) 605 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,209 JULIAN: HEY, BARB, HOW YOU DOIN'? 606 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,045 HI, HI. HOW DID IT GOT WITH JIM? 607 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,380 GOOD, REALLY GOOD. 608 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,173 I GUESS WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 609 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,342 OH GOOD. LISTEN, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 610 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,302 I, UM... YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN DOING THIS CRYSTAL THERAPY 611 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,221 TO KIND OF GET MY MOJO BACK. 612 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,349 WELL, THIS IS A, THIS IS A CITRINE CRYSTAL 613 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,351 AND IT, UH, IT HELPS YOU MANIFEST YOUR GOALS. 614 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,145 IT ATTRACTS WEALTH AND, AND PERSONAL POWER, 615 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,189 AND PROSPERITY, AND SUCCESS. 616 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,524 NICE. THANK YOU. 617 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,526 I GUESS WE CAN USE ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET, HUH? 618 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,363 (CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE, GUNSHOT POPS, ENGINE REVS) 619 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,156 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 620 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,325 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 621 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,206 JESUS CHRIST. 622 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,249 RICKY: WHAT THE FUCK? 623 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,583 RANDY: FRIG OFF, CYRUS. 624 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,585 AS THE NEW SUPERVISOR OF SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK 625 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,380 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE NOW OR I'M CALLING THE COPS! 626 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,383 WANT A TASTE OF LEAD, YOU FAT WALRUS PIG MAN? 627 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,552 PUT YOUR GUN AWAY. RICKY, PUT THE GUN DOWN. 628 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,222 I'M TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE, GUYS. 629 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,723 I JUST WANTED YOU TWO PISSPOTS 630 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,227 TO MEET THE FUTURE OWNERS OF THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE. 631 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,229 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 632 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,231 ALL'S I GOT TO DO IS SELL A LITTLE BIT 633 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,566 OF THIS HAPPY DUST, WHICH I HAVE A LOT OF, 634 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,278 AND I WILL HAVE THE DOWN PAYMENT TO BUY THIS SHITHOLE, 635 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,238 FLIP IT TO A DEVELOPER, 636 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,365 AND DOUBLE OR TRIPLE MY MONEY. 637 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:53,575 BRILLIANT PLAN, THERE, CYRUS, YOU DICK. 638 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,412 PROBLEM IS, YOU NEED TO BE A MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER 639 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,374 TO BUY OUT BARB, AND YOU AIN'T THAT GUY. 640 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,459 RICKY: THAT'S A BIG FUCKUP, ISN'T IT, DUMMY? 641 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,585 BUBBLES: (COUGHS) DICKHEADS. 642 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,753 WHAT THE FUCK'S HE TALKING ABOUT, SAMMY? 643 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,797 IT'S THE FIRST I HEARD OF IT. FUCK ME. 644 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:10,259 BARB: YEAH. WELL, IF YOU'D LEARN TO READ, SAM, YOU'D KNOW 645 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,594 THAT THERE'S A SHOTGUN CLAUSE IN THE PRE-NUP. 646 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,930 BUBBLES: HA HA HA HA! SAM CAN'T READ, EVERYBODY! 647 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,432 WOO! 648 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,557 IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THAT A LITTLE BIT CLEARER 649 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,643 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT BRIGHT, GUYS? 650 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,438 MR. LAHEY HERE, HE OWNS ONE PERCENT OF THIS TRAILER PARK. 651 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,482 THAT MAKES HIM THE DECIDING FACTOR HERE, 652 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,360 AND HE'S WITH ME AND MY PARTNER HERE. 653 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,610 WHAT THE FUCK, ALREADY? 654 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,613 BARB: YEAH. CYRUS: IS THAT RIGHT, FUCKNUTS? 655 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,157 JULIAN: WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT 656 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,451 BEFORE YOU COME INTO MY PARK TOOTIN' YOUR FRUITY LITTLE HORN 657 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,704 AND SHOOTIN' YOUR LITTLE GUN OFF? 658 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,456 WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS WAYS TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, 659 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,458 ISN'T THERE? RIGHT. 660 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,462 AND IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL THE FAT LADY SINGS. 661 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,297 WHILE SHE'S BLOWIN' ME! 662 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,132 JULIAN: BRILLIANT. 663 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,633 CYRUS: COME ON, SAM! 664 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,636 BUBBLES: HE'S A WEAPONS GRADE DICKHEAD. 665 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,639 ALL RIGHT, SHOW'S OVER. EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BAR. 666 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,475 JACOB, NEXT ROUND'S ON ME FOR EVERYONE, BUD. 667 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,643 (PATRONS CHEER HAPPILY) 668 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,398 THANK YOU, JULIAN. 669 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,606 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON SAM'S FACE 670 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,317 WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE PARTNERS? 671 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,236 YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME. (LAUGHS) 672 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,278 MAYBE THIS HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. 673 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,489 MAYBE. HA! 674 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,324 JULIAN: LET'S GO GET A DRINK. BARB: LET'S. 50988

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