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Schnell, Dummkopf!
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Can't you do anything
by yourself?
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Danke.
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What would I do without you?
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It looks
like old blood and guts
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is leaving us, huh?
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We can't be that lucky.
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Hey, maybe he's been
invited away for a weekend.
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Now, who would have him
for a whole weekend?
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We'd better check
with the colonel.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Hey! Help!
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Imbecile, eh?
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I'm sorry.
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I have enjoyed
this little holiday immensely
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since I was shot down.
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Good. We aim to please.
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But I am anxious
to get back to England.
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Well, so am I.
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Ah, yes, but in point
of fact,
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you're stationed here,
aren't you, actually, Corporal?
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Oh, rather.
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Look, Lieutenant, our job
is not just to get you
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back to England, but safely.
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Krauts are still searching
for you.
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Soon as the heat's off,
you'll be on your way.
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We've got some news.
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Our beloved commandant's
leaving camp.
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Leaving?
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Oui, with suitcases,
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like, for a weekend.
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You mean you didn't know
he was going?
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We're close, but he doesn't
tell me everything.
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What do you think
it means, Colonel?
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I don't know.
He's never taken a furlough.
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Klink's a very dedicated Kraut.
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Look here,
if your commandant
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is away from camp,
wouldn't this be
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an ideal opportunity for me
to, uh, scamper off home?
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Escape while he's gone?
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- Why not?
- Leftenant,
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that would
hardly be cricket.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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So the logical
conclusion must be
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that military information
is leaking to the enemy
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from the area
around here.
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Oh, that's impossible,
Herr General!
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In the middle of Germany?
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Don't contradict me.
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Yes, sir.
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I must agree with the
general's conclusions.
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But it's impossible.
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Don't contradict him, either.
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Yes, sir.
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In fact, don't
contradict anybody
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without permission from me.
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You see, Colonel,
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our intelligence people
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have an agent planted
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at military headquarters
in London.
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He reports to us
through, uh, certain channels
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that there is a flow
of information from this point.
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Major, you have your finger
on Stalag 13.
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And I have my finger
on you, Klink.
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We are going to get
to the bottom of this.
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General Burkhalter,
I can assure you
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my men and prisoners
are under constant security.
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Be quiet, Klink.
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Yes, sir.
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With your permission, sir.
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General Burkhalter
has evolved
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what I consider
a simple, brilliant plan.
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So do I.
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You haven't heard it yet.
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Yes, sir,
I haven't heard it yet.
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You will plant military
information at Stalag 13.
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A fake, of course.
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If London acts on it,
we can then be sure
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the leak is somehow coming
from the camp.
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You will very
carefully put out
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the information
we give you.
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No one must suspect
it is fraudulent.
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Do you think
you can do it properly?
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Of course, Herr General.
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Now it is my turn
to contradict you.
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I doubt it.
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And because
of the labor shortage
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in Germany at this time,
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I have been authorized
to offer any prisoner
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who wants to work
a job at civilian wages
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in the town of Hammelburg.
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Oh, come on.
You're joking.
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All right, hold it!
Pipe down!
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Colonel, are you offering
my men work in a war plant?
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It would be called that, yes.
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That's against the Geneva
Prisoner Of War Convention.
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Hogan, I have made my offer.
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That is all I can do.
Dismissed.
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Klink doesn't
realize it,
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but he just gave us
some valuable information.
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How do you figure that,
Colonel?
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A German war plant is
always a good target
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once you know
where it is.
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And how do we find
that out?
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Oh, wait, wait,
wait, don't tell me.
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The answer begins
with an "S"
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and ends with
a "Z", right?
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Right. Put 'em all together,
they spell "Schultz."
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Now, go in and get
what's left over
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from your last
Red Cross packages.
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Oh, we got very
little left...
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Aw, come on, fellas,
dig down deep.
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Do you realize
the folks back home
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are buying war bonds
and they've cut down
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to three meals a day?
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Now go.
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Schultz...
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Colonel Hogan,
I know nothing, nothing!
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You don't know what
I'm going to ask.
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I don't care.
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I know nothing
about everything.
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All I wanted to say was
the guys are reconsidering
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Klink's offer about
working in town.
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They'd like to know where
the factory is located
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and what they're
making, that's all.
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Too much.
Much, too much.
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Okay, Schultz, if
that's how you want it.
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Oh, thanks, Newkirk.
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Eh, let's see
what we got here.
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Chocolate-covered nuts,
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nut-covered
chocolates...
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Oh, some of the guys paid
back some of the candy bars
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they borrowed between
Red Cross deliveries.
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Hey, look at this.
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Licorice. Oh...
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Mm, licorice.
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Mm... Colonel Hogan, please,
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uh, could I make
a little loan from your bank?
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The Board of
Directors, Schultz,
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would like to know what
kind of security you can put up.
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There's a factory
on the outskirts of Hammelburg.
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Uh-huh.
They used to make shoes.
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Uh-huh.
Now they are converted.
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Ah-ah!
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Converted to
what, Schultz?
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Rockets. They're
assembling them there.
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That's interesting,
if true.
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Oh, the big shot Klink
told me.
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Oh, mm... Shh.
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Top secret.
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Then don't
tell anybody.
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Oh, I won't.
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Good.
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Wait a minute.
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I just told you.
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Well, who am I going
to tell it to?
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Goldilocks to Papa Bear.
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New rocket assembly plant,
outskirts Hammelburg.
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Repeat, rocket assembly plant,
outskirts Hammelburg.
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The leak must have occurred
right here in this camp, Klink.
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But that's hard to believe, sir.
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Our agent in
London reports
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the British Bomber
Command ordered
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an air strike based
on information
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received from here.
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Fortunately, the attack was
against an abandoned factory.
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I knew it.
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The whole thing was too easy,
and I fell for it.
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Oh, don't blame
yourself, Colonel.
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We all got careless.
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But who could be sending
this information, Herr General?
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It might be anyone.
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Even you, Klink.
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Me?
I am a loyal officer, sir.
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Loyalty counts for nothing
without efficiency.
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As of now, Colonel,
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you are relieved
of your command.
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Relieved of my...
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I'm a career officer, sir.
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What would become of me?
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You may discuss that with
General Godfried personally.
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General Godfried?
Who's he?
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Another career officer fighting
for his life outside of Moscow.
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Major Kohler will take over as
commandant as soon as possible.
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You, Klink...
You will stay on
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and acquaint him
with camp routine.
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Understood?!
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I assure you,
Herr General...
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Assure me of nothing.
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I have a headache that
big with your name on it.
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Come with
me, Kohler.
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There are a few other
matters I wish to discuss.
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Herr General.
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There seems to be
some unexpected company.
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Heil Hitler.
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Boy, they sure put
one over on us.
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Those dirty snakes.
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There is a war on,
you know.
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Well, that's no excuse
for sneaky behavior.
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What about that agent
they got planted
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in headquarters
in London?
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Notify London
and tell them
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we're going to
stop transmitting
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for a while as
a precaution.
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Right.
I'll take care of it.
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Hey, Colonel,
that R.A.F. leftenant's
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still waiting to escape.
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Well, tell him
to go on waiting.
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If we make a move now, we
could be in bigger trouble...
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if that's possible.
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Kohler, I told you
we are going to get
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to the bottom of this,
and I meant it.
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Yes, sir.
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Tomorrow, an
American officer
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will be brought
here as a prisoner.
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His name is Lieutenant
James Crandal.
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His real name
is Schmidt.
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An intelligence agent?
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One of the best.
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Personally recommended
by Himmler.
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An excellent plan, General.
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Infiltrate the prisoners
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to find out what
we want to know.
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Exactly.
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Schmidt will be able
to discover
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how the information
is sent to London.
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Oh, uh, Klink is not to know
anything about the spy.
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Yes, sir.
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If we work hard, we may
be able to win this war
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even with Klink on our side.
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Uh, sir.
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Yes?
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May I ask, do you
actually suspect
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Colonel Klink
of disloyalty?
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Disloyalty?
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No! Stupidity?
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Yes.
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Come on, Carter.
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That's gin.
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Well, you'd better set another
place for dinner, LeBeau.
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We got a new member
of the country club.
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LeBEAU: I wonder
where they captured him.
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Let's find out.
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Give him the routine
check, Colonel?
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The works.
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Carter, when they take him
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to the delousing station,
check his uniform and boots.
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Make sure they were made
in the U.S.
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Yeah, will do.
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The rest of you start
pumping him.
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Don't tell him a thing
until we clear him.
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Aye, Colonel.
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All right,
let's see what we got.
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"James Crandal, age 28,
Second Lieutenant."
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Home is Enid, Oklahoma.
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He's a Bombardier.
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He was trained at Westhover
Field, Massachusetts
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and assigned
to the 313th wing.
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Shot down
over Dusseldorf.
261
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:46,739
We checked that.
262
00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,199
There was a big raid
on Dusseldorf
263
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,993
about four days ago.
264
00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:52,578
The only survivor of his
crew, kept in transit camp,
265
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,288
questioned by
Luftwaffe intelligence
266
00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:55,790
and then sent here.
267
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,041
Doesn't speak any Italian,
French or German.
268
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,209
Right.
269
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,293
What else we got?
270
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:00,461
Well, his bomb wing
271
00:12:00,461 --> 00:12:02,755
operates out of a field,
uh, Gatwick, in England.
272
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:05,425
He's got the typical
G.I. view of England.
273
00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:08,469
You know, girls, booze and then
back to the girls again.
274
00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:09,637
That's normal.
275
00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:11,973
Yeah. Man like that
has to be legitimate.
276
00:12:12,015 --> 00:12:13,766
His boots and his uniform
are standard issue.
277
00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:15,018
Nothing phony, Colonel.
278
00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,602
No, he sounds straight
to me, Colonel.
279
00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,770
Wait a minute.
280
00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:19,480
Did he ask anybody
about the setup here?
281
00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:20,815
No.
282
00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:21,816
No.
283
00:12:21,858 --> 00:12:22,942
Well, what's the verdict,
Colonel?
284
00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:24,110
I'm not sure.
285
00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:25,570
What, do you
want a blood test?
286
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,697
No questions about
the situation here
287
00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:28,865
at Grand Hotel.
288
00:12:28,906 --> 00:12:30,450
Colonel, we didn't have time.
289
00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:32,326
Oh, come on.
Think back.
290
00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:33,870
What's the first thing
a new prisoner does
291
00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:35,371
when he lands in prison?
292
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:36,831
Try to figure out
how to escape, right?
293
00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,666
It's a natural thing
once you've been captured.
294
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,168
All right, assume
he is a plant.
295
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,419
How do we make sure?
296
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,670
There's one
more little test.
297
00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,046
We'll work it tonight.
298
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,507
You're a suspicious man.
299
00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,009
Look at it this way...
300
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,511
The life I save
might be my own.
301
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:14,786
Lieutenant.
302
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,537
Lieutenant.
303
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,428
Crandal!
304
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,221
Wake up! Fire!
305
00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:35,431
Schnell! Zum Fenster!
Raus!
306
00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,391
Let's get
out of here!
307
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,523
Okay, hold it, hold it!
308
00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:45,733
We got it. It's out.
309
00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:46,776
It's okay.
310
00:13:46,817 --> 00:13:47,902
Come on.
311
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,070
It's out. No sweat.
312
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,446
What happened?
313
00:13:50,488 --> 00:13:51,906
Well, I was smoking.
314
00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:53,574
I guess I fell asleep.
315
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:54,992
Boy, it's lucky
you weren't burned.
316
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,285
Well, I threw
the blanket off.
317
00:13:56,327 --> 00:13:57,912
Let's be a bit more
careful next time,
318
00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,163
shall we, LeBeau?
All right,
319
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,665
the excitement's all over.
Everybody back to bed, huh?
320
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,166
Boy, that
was a close call.
321
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,252
That's dangerous.
322
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,711
LeBEAU:
I love smoking.
323
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,129
So don't do it.
324
00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:09,298
That fake!
325
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,466
What?
326
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:12,176
He understood when Kinch
327
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,595
told him to go out the window
in German.
328
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:15,888
He's a Kraut.
329
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:18,140
The biggest.
330
00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,687
I just saw him coming
out of the Rec Hall, Colonel.
331
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,146
He's heading this way.
All right.
332
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:26,107
This is our chance to use
Crandal for a double play.
333
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,566
You know what to do.
Right, Colonel.
334
00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:29,110
All right, Carter,
you make the goof.
335
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,236
Right.
336
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:32,238
You picked the right man
for the job, Colonel.
337
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,241
Well, it does take
intelligence to be stupid.
338
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,492
Do you mind
339
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,787
if I have a little time
to think that over?
340
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,455
Well, it does take
intelligence to be stupid.
341
00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:42,790
Sure, sure.
342
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,166
Colonel, men.
Hi, Crandal.
343
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,626
Hi, Crandal.
344
00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:48,045
Hey, that Kraut sergeant just
brazed me outside the Rec Hall.
345
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,463
Not supposed
to be in there.
346
00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:50,715
Only certain hours.
347
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,258
You mean Shultz
pushed you around?
348
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,302
Yeah. You told me
he was dein Kraut.
349
00:14:54,343 --> 00:14:56,804
He was, till that
new major took over.
350
00:14:56,846 --> 00:14:58,222
Yeah, he's worse than Klink.
351
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,807
I didn't think
it was possible.
352
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:01,392
Guess you guys
had things organized
353
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,810
pretty much your own way, huh?
354
00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:04,061
We were doing all right.
355
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,480
Can't figure what happened
to upset the Krauts.
356
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,566
I think it must have been
that, uh, bombing raid
357
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,151
on the war plant
in Hammelburg, sir.
358
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,360
Well, let's face it.
359
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,612
They bombed the place right
after Klink offered us the jobs.
360
00:15:13,654 --> 00:15:15,614
So what? Coincidence,
that's all.
361
00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:17,825
Yeah, but if those Krauts
ever get wise that
362
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,535
- Major Kohler tipped us...
- Carter!
363
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,078
Keep your big trap shut.
364
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,329
Yes, sir. Sorry sir.
365
00:15:22,371 --> 00:15:24,081
Yackety-yak all the time.
366
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,333
All right, but I said
I was sorry.
367
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,376
Now he's sorry.
368
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:29,170
Was that something
I wasn't supposed to hear?
369
00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,672
Well, you're new here, Crandal.
We can't take chances.
370
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:34,467
Yeah, I guess the Krauts'd love
to get a plant in here.
371
00:15:34,508 --> 00:15:35,926
They don't trust us at all,
372
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,179
uh, considering how
long we've been here.
373
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,472
You've been cleared, Crandal.
374
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:41,140
You may as well know
everything we know.
375
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:43,017
That's a relief.
376
00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,561
Kohler's working for our side.
377
00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:46,687
Kraut major?
Shh.
378
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:47,813
Keep it quiet.
379
00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:50,191
We didn't know it ourselves
until recently.
380
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,026
That bombing raid on
the rocket plant in Hammelburg
381
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,152
gave us the clue.
382
00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:54,862
We told him
about that factory.
383
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,531
And then he passed the
information on to London.
384
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,408
Secret radio or something.
385
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,659
Who knows?
386
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:04,246
Maybe he just opened a
window and shouted the news.
387
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:08,083
We have no way of getting in
touch with London to check it.
388
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,877
They may even be paying Kohler.
389
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,212
How do you like that?
390
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:12,671
Kraut's going along
unsuspecting,
391
00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:14,590
and here's this fellow
right in the middle of 'em,
392
00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:15,716
selling them out.
393
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,426
Yeah.
That's the way it is.
394
00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:18,427
Yeah.
395
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:20,387
There's always one
in every bunch.
396
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,014
Achtung!
397
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,945
Colonel Hogan, did you
really think you could fool me?
398
00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:38,239
You're always one step
ahead of us, sir.
399
00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:39,657
Newkirk, fix it.
400
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,242
Yes, sir.
401
00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:42,326
Shultz!
402
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:46,622
You must keep an eye
on them every minute.
403
00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:49,500
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
404
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,461
Dummkopf!
405
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:55,881
Keep an eye on them every
minute, did you hear that?
406
00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:59,051
And you have to watch them,
watch them, watch them!
407
00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,928
Does it work?
408
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,229
Like a charm.
409
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,990
Klink was right.
410
00:17:21,031 --> 00:17:24,243
You've got to keep
an eye on us every minute.
411
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:03,490
Colonel.
412
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:07,161
Colonel Hogan.
413
00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:09,330
Crandal just went
into Klink's office.
414
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,290
Good. Takes care of Kohler.
415
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:12,958
Will they
believe Crandal?
416
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,877
Let's make sure
they believe him.
417
00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:16,003
What do we have in
418
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,421
our vast storehouse
of treasures
419
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,173
that would incriminate
a German major?
420
00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:22,676
What about a nice autographed
picture of Winston Churchill...
421
00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:25,929
"To my dear friend
Major Kohler"?
422
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,473
I'd believe that.
423
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:29,475
All right, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
424
00:18:29,516 --> 00:18:31,977
I've got an idea, Kinch.
425
00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:34,146
Send a message to London.
426
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:36,565
Tell them to drop
the name Kohler
427
00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:40,360
to that spy the Germans
planted in headquarters.
428
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,196
Say that Kohler's the informer.
429
00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:43,989
Okay, will do.
430
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:47,576
And he send the name
back to Burkhalter, right?
431
00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,203
You have five
silver dollars.
432
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:50,871
Would you like
to try for ten?
433
00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:52,873
Then Kohler's really framed.
434
00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:55,501
Like something hanging
in the Louvre.
435
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:58,045
We really are a nasty lot,
we are.
436
00:18:58,087 --> 00:19:01,381
Newkirk, I'm so
glad you approve.
437
00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,647
General Burkhalter,
438
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,650
what a pleasure
to see you again.
439
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,946
The next sound you hear
will be Kohler yelling,
440
00:19:23,987 --> 00:19:27,157
"I've been framed."
441
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,952
Lies, General, all lies!
442
00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:33,163
The fact is, Major, that you
have had the opportunity
443
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,165
to obtain classified
information.
444
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,583
You're my aide.
445
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,335
And we have been coming
to this area
446
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,254
ever since
Stalag 13 opened.
447
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,589
You were in a position
to observe everything.
448
00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:43,590
Everything!
449
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,926
Stay out of this, Klink.
450
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,010
Yes, sir.
451
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,345
Till you
need me, sir.
452
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,721
You not only
observe everything,
453
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,223
but pass it along
to England.
454
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,392
But why would I do
such a thing?
455
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,394
We are not concerned
with your motives.
456
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,479
The Gestapo will take that up
with you.
457
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:59,857
General Burkhalter,
you must listen to me, please.
458
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,358
Would it make any sense for me
459
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,151
to pass false information
to London?
460
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:05,737
You knew we were getting
close to the truth,
461
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:07,531
so you found a convenient way
462
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,408
to throw suspicion
on someone else.
463
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,119
Those staff officers,
they are so clever.
464
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,495
Klink!
465
00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:15,205
I am a staff officer.
466
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,748
I didn't mean you, sir.
You're not clever.
467
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:20,002
I... You're clever!
You're clever.
468
00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:21,169
Shut up, Klink.
469
00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:23,880
But General, there is
no proof against me.
470
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,465
Is that so?
471
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:26,592
Just an hour ago,
472
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:29,303
I had an urgent message
from Berlin about you.
473
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,346
It seems that
our agent in England
474
00:20:31,388 --> 00:20:34,725
overheard two British officers
in London using your name.
475
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,643
What?
476
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,020
That's impossible!
477
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:39,479
Don't contradict
the general.
478
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:40,689
Not without permission.
479
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,441
That enough
proof for you?
480
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,818
You can't condemn
me just like that.
481
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,320
I demand a fair trial.
482
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,322
In Germany?
483
00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:50,032
Mr. Kohler,
you are under arrest.
484
00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:51,658
You are under arrest.
Guard!
485
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,494
I am being destroyed
with false evidence.
486
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:56,163
He's to be turned
over to the Gestapo.
487
00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:57,331
Schmidt!
488
00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:58,540
You will return to the barracks
489
00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:00,500
as Lieutenant Crandal
and complete your mission.
490
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,543
Dismissed.
491
00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:02,669
Jawohl, General.
492
00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:10,302
We are gradually getting
to the bottom of this,
493
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:11,511
I am happy to say.
494
00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:14,931
I am very happy,
too, Herr General.
495
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,267
You have no idea how
happy it makes me
496
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,937
that you are happy, Klink.
497
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,606
Why don't you give up?
You never win.
498
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:24,024
We never play
with my cards.
499
00:21:24,024 --> 00:21:25,609
Why don't you play
tiddledlywinks... Crandal,
500
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:26,526
got good
news for you.
501
00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:27,819
Yes, sir.
502
00:21:27,861 --> 00:21:30,280
This is your escape map.
Memorize it and destroy it.
503
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,324
And that's enough food
to get you to the coast.
504
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:34,368
What's this?
505
00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:36,036
You're going out tonight.
To England.
506
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:37,496
LeBEAU:
Boy, is he lucky.
507
00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:40,207
In a few days, you'll be
at the base at Gatwick
508
00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:43,418
in the pub with all the mob,
telling them all about it.
509
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,545
Hey, Lieutenant, would
you mail a letter for me?
510
00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:46,797
Look, Colonel,
511
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,882
I'm anxious to get
out of here, but...
512
00:21:48,882 --> 00:21:50,258
do you think this
is a good time?
513
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,302
I mean, the Krauts are
a little nervous right now.
514
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,345
You said so yourself.
515
00:21:53,386 --> 00:21:54,721
They're always
like that.
516
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:55,931
High-strung.
517
00:21:55,972 --> 00:21:57,974
You'll be all right.
Good luck.
518
00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,684
Look, Colonel, thanks
for the opportunity,
519
00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:01,812
but I don't think I...
You're escaping tonight.
520
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,313
You can't tell
a man to escape
521
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,564
if he doesn't want to.
522
00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:06,483
What did you say, Fritz?
523
00:22:08,235 --> 00:22:09,361
Leftenant.
524
00:22:09,402 --> 00:22:10,904
What do you
mean, Fritz?!
525
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:14,241
Yeah, baby, that's you,
Fritz, like in Kraut.
526
00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:15,575
Here's your man.
527
00:22:15,617 --> 00:22:17,577
You, sir, are my prisoner.
528
00:22:17,619 --> 00:22:18,662
Nice touch.
529
00:22:18,703 --> 00:22:20,038
Makes it official.
530
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,748
This is your
escort officer.
531
00:22:21,748 --> 00:22:23,208
He'll get you
back to England.
532
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,626
Nice fellow.
533
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,837
But you try any crazy
moves, he'll kill you.
534
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:30,215
You can count on me, my boy.
535
00:22:30,257 --> 00:22:31,842
Don't worry,
I won't try anything.
536
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,051
I know when I've had it.
537
00:22:33,093 --> 00:22:35,262
Ah, that's very sensible.
538
00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,934
I say, he is
the nervous type.
539
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:42,435
That's all right.
You can handle it.
540
00:22:42,477 --> 00:22:43,937
Here we go.
541
00:22:43,937 --> 00:22:44,729
Look.
542
00:22:46,189 --> 00:22:47,274
We've called a sub.
543
00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,442
They'll meet you
at the rendezvous point.
544
00:22:49,442 --> 00:22:51,319
Oh, good show.
545
00:22:51,361 --> 00:22:52,612
Thanks awfully
for everything.
546
00:22:52,654 --> 00:22:55,073
Be careful if you
meet any patrols.
547
00:22:55,115 --> 00:22:58,201
He speaks German
like a native, which he is.
548
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:02,080
I believe I
have a solution.
549
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:04,291
Good show, old boy.
550
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,542
Do carry on.
551
00:23:10,714 --> 00:23:12,257
Yes, General Burkhalter.
552
00:23:12,299 --> 00:23:14,259
Sergeant Schultz
just reported to me.
553
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:15,927
Lieutenant Crandal...
I mean, Schmidt...
554
00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:17,429
Escaped sometime
during the night.
555
00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:20,473
Now, I suggest that...
556
00:23:20,473 --> 00:23:22,100
Oh, I do not suggest.
557
00:23:22,142 --> 00:23:23,643
I see.
558
00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:25,478
Disregard it.
559
00:23:25,478 --> 00:23:27,564
I understand.
560
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,150
His means of protecting
his cover story
561
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,027
in case we need him again.
562
00:23:32,068 --> 00:23:34,821
He has just completed
his assignment.
563
00:23:34,863 --> 00:23:37,032
Very good, sir.
564
00:23:37,073 --> 00:23:38,325
Oh.
565
00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:41,745
Heil Hitler.
566
00:23:41,786 --> 00:23:45,832
You mean to say Crandal
was really a Schmidt?
567
00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:48,084
Indeed, he was.
568
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,336
Ooh.
569
00:23:49,336 --> 00:23:51,212
That's not very nice.
570
00:23:51,254 --> 00:23:53,965
Schultz, when I want your
opinion, I will ask for it.
571
00:23:54,007 --> 00:23:56,885
Well, Herr Kommandant,
I think if a man...
572
00:23:56,926 --> 00:23:59,012
I do not want it now.
573
00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:01,181
Yes, Hogan,
what is it?
574
00:24:01,181 --> 00:24:02,515
Sir, I'm terribly sorry
to report
575
00:24:02,515 --> 00:24:04,643
that one of the prisoners
escaped during the night.
576
00:24:04,684 --> 00:24:06,144
I know all about it.
577
00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:07,312
Why are you sorry?
578
00:24:07,354 --> 00:24:09,814
There's never been a successful
escape from Stalag 13.
579
00:24:09,856 --> 00:24:10,815
It ruins your record.
580
00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:12,359
I'm not the least bit concerned.
581
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,278
Well, that's a switch.
582
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,322
What's been going on
around here, Colonel?
583
00:24:17,364 --> 00:24:18,615
Hogan, that's
none of your business.
584
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:21,034
Don't look at me.
585
00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,827
I know nothing.
586
00:24:22,869 --> 00:24:24,079
Nothing!
587
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,413
That's fine.
588
00:24:25,455 --> 00:24:27,957
I'm nice enough to report
an escaped prisoner,
589
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,125
and you brush me off.
590
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,211
The matter is closed.
Dismissed.
591
00:24:31,211 --> 00:24:33,546
Nobody ever tells me
anything around here.
592
00:24:33,588 --> 00:24:35,924
And that is the way
it should be.
593
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:39,094
I know. But it makes
a man feel unloved.
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