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Schultz, out
for a little stroll?
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Lovely evening for it, isn't it?
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I am on guard duty.
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What a shame.
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I'm on guard duty,
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and I saw you
get out of the truck.
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No, no, I just popped me head in
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to see where the driver was.
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I wonder where he got off to?
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Oh, something very
suspicious going on.
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I shall investigate.
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Why did you do that?
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Good luck.
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You'll need it.
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What are you saying?
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A-ha.
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You are trying to stop
me from opening the truck.
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Go ahead. Go ahead. Go on.
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I'm far too clever.
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What will he do... the guard?
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Think it over.
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That will take some time.
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By then, Colonel
Hogan will take over.
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If I have to...
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Please.
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We are fighting
a nonviolent war.
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Schultz, if you want
to look inside the truck,
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you have my personal permission.
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Ha-ha. You can't
fool me, Newkirk.
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This is working all the time.
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Hi, Schultz, what's up?
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Colonel Hogan, I saw
Newkirk get out of the truck.
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I think.
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Now, when I threaten
him to look inside,
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he threatens to let me go ahead.
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Very suspicious, Schultz.
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Mmm, exactly.
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Newkirk, back to the barracks.
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Right, sir.
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Should I not hold him?
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It's a prison camp.
Where's he going to go?
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It's the truck we
have to worry about.
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Uh-huh!
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The truck... what should we do?
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Call out the guard.
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Call out the...
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Why?
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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If I call out the guard,
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what will I tell them?
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You'll think of
something, Schultz.
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Halt!
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Halt! Colonel Hogan!
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Colonel Hogan,
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I saw LeBeau go
into the doghouse!
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I think.
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We can rule out the brain.
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W-w-w-w-what-what-what?!
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You know, they're
doing marvelous things
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with glasses now.
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You'll be able to
see like a hawk.
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I have perfect sight.
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Oh, good, good, good.
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They need sharpshooters
at the Russian front, Schultz.
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I could have been in doubt.
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Halt! Colonel Hogan!
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I saw a woman go in there!
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I'm not mistaken!
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It's all right.
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He's with me.
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She's right in there.
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I saw her. I'm going in and...
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What should I do?
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You sure you saw
her go in, Schultz?
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I... saw... nothing.
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I saw... n-nothing!
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Ah. Your entrance had
everything but a brass band.
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And that was my fault?
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I didn't say it was.
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I just hope this trip is
necessary, that's all.
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Oh, definitely, mon colonel.
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In my opinion, of course, sir.
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Get up and look
out, will you, LeBeau?
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Why? Because he agrees with me?
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Oh, I don't mind going at all.
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No! Stay here.
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This is wonderful.
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Hammelburg is crawling
with hundreds of Gestapo.
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Our whole underground
is threatened,
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and you are angry.
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And who's responsible
for the Gestapo?
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Colonel Hogan, you are.
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Oh, boy!
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She's right, Colonel.
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LeBeau... I'm going.
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Stay.
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All right, how did I do it?
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By your sabotage activities.
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There have been more acts of
sabotage around Hammelburg
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committed by you and your men
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than in any other
place in Germany.
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The Gestapo are
here to interrogate
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every person in the town.
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What can they find out?
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The people of Hammelburg
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weren't involved
in any sabotage.
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No, but some of
us are very much in
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on the authorized
part of the operation,
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which is the processing
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of escaped prisoners
out of Germany.
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And this is what
you have jeopardized
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by playing Boy Scout
and blowing up bridges.
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You could be right.
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Well, of course
I'm right. Ask him.
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I don't want to ask him.
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I respect your decision.
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I'll go.
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Forget it.
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Would you mind telling
me what you intend to do
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besides becoming angry?
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Eh, look, lady, you
caught me on a bad day.
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I just found out an hour ago
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the Wehrmacht's
planning to use this
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as a rest home for officers.
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So, we've all got problems.
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Well, how would they do that?
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Easy. Keep a few prisoners
here so they don't get bombed.
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The rest of us go
to other camps.
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What will you do?
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The colonel will
think of something.
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He's most resourceful.
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Sure. What am I taking on?
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Just the Gestapo
and the Wehrmacht.
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Then I will go back and tell
my people we are on our own.
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You'll stay here.
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I don't want you back there
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till the Gestapo gets through.
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I did not come
here as a refugee.
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I shall go tonight.
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Greta...
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You do not have enough problems?
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Don't worry. I'll
think of something.
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You need any help?
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No.
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Just asking.
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Somebody from the
Wehrmacht in there?
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Ja, General von Kattenhorn.
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Yeah, saw his car outside.
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Anybody coming from the Gestapo?
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Colonel Feldkamp
is due any moment.
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All right, good.
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When he comes, show him in
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and go over to this window.
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Cross your fingers like this.
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Like this?
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Like that.
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That's Plan "X."
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Part of which includes a free
autographed photo of Turhan Bey.
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You are a love.
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I'll see you.
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The decision is made.
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Naturally, General
von Kattenhorn.
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A very wise decision.
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But if Berlin would
only consider my record
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for never having had an
escape from this camp...
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Hogan, what are you
doing here? Get out.
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Oh, certainly, sir.
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Excuse me, but...
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could this be General
von Kattenhorn, sir?
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Oh, I've studied your
battles for years, sir.
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Real textbook stuff.
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Who is this, Klink?
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Colonel Hogan,
senior POW officer.
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Later, Hogan.
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Just want to make a protest
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for the record, sir.
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Your idea of establishing
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a Wehrmacht rest
camp here for officers
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is strictly against the
Geneva Convention.
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But clever, sir, clever.
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Where did this man hear
about my plans, Klink?!
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Certainly not from
me, Herr General.
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How can they afford to
keep you on staff work, sir?
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I'm sure you do a brilliant job,
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but at the front...
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Hogan...
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This'll give you a
chance in the field, sir.
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Great chance for promotion.
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Say what you will
about those Russians,
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they sure create the vacancies.
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Colonel Hogan, will
you get out of here,
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or shall I have you thrown out?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was I intruding?
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I've said what I
came to say, Klink.
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You have your orders.
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But-but-but-but-but-but...
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Yes, Herr General.
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Colonel Feldkamp.
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Heil Hitler.
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Your meeting is
finished, General? Good.
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I have need of your
facilities, Klink, now.
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You, too?
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There is a wave of sabotage
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in this area,
Klink... your area.
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Certainly, sir, you
don't suspect me? I...
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I do not suspect,
Klink... I know.
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It is the loyal German
citizens of Hammelburg.
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Really? Our own people?
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I shall interrogate
them one by one...
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Why are you smiling, Klink?
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Until I get confessions.
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I shall have need of this stalag
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for my headquarters.
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Oh, what a shame.
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General von Kattenhorn
got here before you.
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Who is this man?
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He is correct.
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I am taking over Stalag 13
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as a rest camp for
Wehrmacht officers.
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After I am through.
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The Gestapo has priority
from the Fuhrer in everything.
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Excuse me, Colonel.
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I don't know
whether you're aware
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you're talking to a general
that's a legend in his own time.
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Who is this man?!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
since there is a dispute,
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perhaps the best
way to settle this
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would be just to leave
Stalag 13 as it is, huh?
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Nonsense! Ridiculous!
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Ridiculous.
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I'm sure that the
basic affection and trust
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that exists between the
Wehrmacht and the Gestapo...
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What trust?
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Half our time is spent
ferreting out generals
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who are plotting
against the Fuhrer.
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"Ferreting" is a very good
word for you, Feldkamp.
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We are watching you, General.
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Your dossier is already bulging.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen...
Your kind exists
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only through sufferance.
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The real power of
Germany is the Wehrmacht.
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Treason!
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The power of
Germany is in the Fuhrer
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backed by a loyal Gestapo!
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You're sure you don't need me?
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Gestapo chicken farmers!
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Without my armies, you
would still be in the beer halls!
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The Wehrmacht thinks of nothing
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but rest camps and
plotting against the Fuhrer!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen!
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Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
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Bite your tongues.
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Come on.
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Achtung! General von Kattenhorn
is having a malaria attack!
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Inside!
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Malaria?
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Colonel Feldkamp
gave it to him. Raus!
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Show me these men! "Malaria!"
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They were doctors?!
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No, Herr General,
they were Gestapo.
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Ah, so. Where?!
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They seem to be
gone, Herr General.
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Of course they are gone.
269
00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:19,188
They were never here!
270
00:11:19,223 --> 00:11:21,089
Again with the
schnapps, you two, ja?
271
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,358
Bring me my car.
272
00:11:22,393 --> 00:11:23,425
Yes, Herr General.
273
00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:24,593
Right away, Herr General.
274
00:11:24,629 --> 00:11:26,428
So?
275
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:28,764
So, it-it seems to be
gone, Herr General.
276
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,065
What are you saying?!
277
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,828
I believe they
drove off with it, sir.
278
00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:33,246
Who?! The men from the Gestapo.
279
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,215
But I'm sure Colonel
Feldkamp had a reason.
280
00:11:35,239 --> 00:11:36,538
Reason for what?
281
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,207
For stealing my car, Feldkamp!
282
00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,674
Now you have gone too far!
283
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,243
I have gone too far?!
284
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:44,013
You have gone too
far in accusing me!
285
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,258
In all fairness, sir,
286
00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:47,461
his men did use the
term "commandeer."
287
00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:50,285
If it is not returned to
me at once, Feldkamp,
288
00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:53,255
I will attack at the head
of troops and take it!
289
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:56,203
Your first attack of the war!
290
00:11:56,227 --> 00:11:57,704
Ha! Gentlemen, gentlemen!
291
00:11:57,728 --> 00:11:59,661
Why not take my
car, Herr General?
292
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:02,498
I am taking your
whole camp, Klink, now!
293
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,853
After I am through with it!
294
00:12:14,912 --> 00:12:19,348
How did this terrible situation
come about, Colonel Hogan?
295
00:12:19,383 --> 00:12:21,950
I haven't the foggiest, sir.
296
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,140
Mm-mm-mm-mmm!
297
00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,932
Colonel Hogan, you must tell me
298
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,534
what is going to happen.
299
00:12:38,569 --> 00:12:40,436
Sorry, Schultz, can't help you.
300
00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:42,938
I don't believe you.
301
00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:46,208
Somehow or other...
I don't know how...
302
00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:50,412
This is a matter I do
not want to inquire into.
303
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:53,982
But, somehow, you always know.
304
00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,228
What's it to you, Schultz?
305
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,263
You're a soldier.
306
00:12:56,287 --> 00:12:57,586
If they close down Stalag 13,
307
00:12:57,622 --> 00:12:58,965
you sling your pack
over your shoulder
308
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,023
and go fight Russians.
309
00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:02,558
Colonel Hogan,
310
00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:05,160
I'm a married man
with five children.
311
00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,464
I cannot afford
to fight anybody!
312
00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:09,710
What's your guess
313
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,701
on what's going to
happen, Schultzy?
314
00:13:12,737 --> 00:13:15,771
Well, there is on one hand
315
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:17,105
General von Kattenhorn.
316
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:18,151
He's a general.
317
00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,842
Therefore his opinions
318
00:13:19,877 --> 00:13:21,321
have a lot to be said for them.
319
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:22,589
On the other hand...
320
00:13:22,613 --> 00:13:24,680
Uh, there's Feldkamp,
and he's Gestapo.
321
00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:25,759
Mm-hmm.
322
00:13:25,783 --> 00:13:27,316
There is Feldkamp,
323
00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:28,951
and he is against
324
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:32,821
closing any prison
camp for any reason.
325
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:35,141
He says it is contrary
326
00:13:35,176 --> 00:13:37,187
to the German way
of life, therefore...
327
00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:38,577
Schultz.
328
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,513
What's going on right now?
329
00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:42,559
Well, General von Kattenhorn
330
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,828
is in Commandant Klink's office
331
00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:46,830
going ahead with his plans.
332
00:13:46,854 --> 00:13:49,655
Colonel Feldkamp,
he is in Hammelburg,
333
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:53,125
rounding up all
these loyal citizens.
334
00:13:53,161 --> 00:13:54,738
And just to be thorough,
335
00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:57,463
he's rounding up the whole town.
336
00:13:57,498 --> 00:13:59,131
He started his raids already?
337
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,310
Yes, of course.
338
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,411
All right, we make our move now.
339
00:14:01,435 --> 00:14:02,445
Let's try radio contact.
340
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,102
Right. Go!
341
00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:05,303
Colonel Hogan!
342
00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:06,433
But you still haven't told me
343
00:14:06,457 --> 00:14:07,556
what's going to happen.
344
00:14:07,591 --> 00:14:08,807
Quiet, Schultz!
345
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,843
I see nothing!
346
00:14:10,878 --> 00:14:13,962
Nothing!
347
00:14:35,569 --> 00:14:36,569
It's no use, Colonel.
348
00:14:36,603 --> 00:14:38,270
She's not answering.
349
00:14:38,305 --> 00:14:41,273
Means Feldkamp
and his boys have her.
350
00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:43,486
She will not talk,
Colonel, not Greta.
351
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,988
You think we're
gonna sit around here
352
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:45,978
while they work on her?
353
00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:47,490
Newkirk? Yes, sir.
354
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:48,992
Need Wehrmacht
uniforms for everybody.
355
00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:50,994
How much time do I
have, sir? Three minutes.
356
00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:52,951
I think I can just make it.
357
00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:11,286
You are all most fortunate.
358
00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:13,955
In the entire town
of Hammelburg,
359
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:17,058
we have selected you six
360
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:19,595
for a course in loyalty
361
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:21,930
to the Third Reich.
362
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:23,865
For our first lesson,
363
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,601
since you are so
lovely, my dear,
364
00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:30,405
why do we not
commence with you, huh?
365
00:15:30,441 --> 00:15:33,908
Tell me about the destruction
of the Hammelburg Bridge.
366
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:36,104
Herr Colonel!
367
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:40,209
We found this in the attic.
368
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,299
A-ha.
369
00:15:41,335 --> 00:15:45,070
A shortwave radio, huh?
370
00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:49,441
Perhaps this was up there
to amuse the pigeons, huh?
371
00:15:49,477 --> 00:15:50,709
I know nothing about it.
372
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:52,344
Oh, I am sure.
373
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:55,547
But we have ways of
increasing your knowledge.
374
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,583
You have no idea
what you can learn
375
00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:59,985
in one of our intensive courses.
376
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,297
Now...
377
00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:03,900
Everybody, against the wall.
378
00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:05,385
And fast!
379
00:16:05,409 --> 00:16:06,808
What is the meaning of this?!
380
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:08,055
I'm sorry, you, too, Colonel.
381
00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:09,556
General von Kattenhorn's orders.
382
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,712
His orders?!
383
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,387
I should give orders
to have you all shot.
384
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,016
You see how great
minds work alike.
385
00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,829
Those were the general's orders.
386
00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,720
You would not dare!
387
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:20,722
You would. Move!
388
00:16:20,757 --> 00:16:22,035
Against the wall, fast!
389
00:16:22,059 --> 00:16:23,437
You shall not get
out of this town.
390
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:24,843
My men are everywhere!
391
00:16:24,878 --> 00:16:26,711
Very good security.
392
00:16:26,747 --> 00:16:28,667
That's why we're
taking your car.
393
00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:30,648
But this is all a mistake.
394
00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:32,162
I did not take
the general's car.
395
00:16:32,186 --> 00:16:34,086
I had nothing to do with it.
396
00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:35,521
I believe you.
397
00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:36,488
You do?
398
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,557
If you can't trust
a Gestapo officer,
399
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:40,158
who could you trust?
400
00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:41,905
Exactly. Yes!
401
00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,240
It's a shame I
have to shoot you.
402
00:16:43,264 --> 00:16:44,429
Turn around!
403
00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:45,630
Now!
404
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,777
Look, we are all soldiers
of the Third Reich,
405
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,880
working together
for a glorious victory.
406
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:52,466
Why should we go around
shooting one another, huh?
407
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:55,023
You wouldn't want me to
disobey my orders, would you?
408
00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:56,074
Certainly not!
409
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,242
An order is an order.
410
00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:00,523
But, on the other hand, uh...
411
00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:01,825
capable men like yourselves
412
00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:03,827
are deserving of
much higher rank,
413
00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:05,350
which I would be
414
00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:06,718
happy to recommend,
415
00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:09,805
along with your
transfer to the Gestapo,
416
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,674
where advancement
is most regular,
417
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,911
along with certain
other opportunities,
418
00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:18,514
which come our
way from time to time
419
00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:20,315
in the course of
420
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:21,984
loyal service to the Fuhrer,
421
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:24,620
which, naturally,
is of paramount...
422
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,072
I beg your pardon...
423
00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,474
Importance.
424
00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:30,220
And so it is natural...
425
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:33,128
Enough talk!
426
00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:53,860
After them, Colonel?
427
00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:55,818
After them!
428
00:18:00,891 --> 00:18:03,392
As soon as I'm
sure it's not a trap.
429
00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:07,657
Hey, LeBeau, I'll
have a cup of that.
430
00:18:07,681 --> 00:18:09,681
Yeah, later on.
431
00:18:12,052 --> 00:18:14,752
All right, now,
this is your route.
432
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:17,755
Follow this... oh.
433
00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:19,669
Big doings upstairs, Colonel.
434
00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:21,938
Feldkamp has surrounded
the camp with an SS battalion
435
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,661
to get his car back.
436
00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:25,408
Von Kattenhorn
just finished calling
437
00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:27,232
for an infantry regiment...
438
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:28,500
to fight the SS.
439
00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:30,135
That's beautiful. Beautiful!
440
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,814
You mean they are
going to fight a battle
441
00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,571
among themselves? I'd love it.
442
00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:36,141
Unfortunately, some
of us might get shot.
443
00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:37,209
Carter?
444
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:38,543
Yeah, the car's
all set, Colonel.
445
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:40,578
I really think it's one
of my best efforts.
446
00:18:40,614 --> 00:18:42,658
You're an artist, an artist.
447
00:18:42,682 --> 00:18:44,516
I'd better get upstairs.
448
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,463
I'm sorry you're gonna
miss the fireworks.
449
00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:47,752
Be careful.
450
00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:49,899
Don't worry. It's one of our
more conservative efforts.
451
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:51,634
The rest of you take care
of the processing, huh?
452
00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:54,026
Okay. Right.
453
00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:55,238
How about that coffee, LeBeau?
454
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:56,578
Yeah, yeah, bring your cup.
455
00:18:56,614 --> 00:18:58,781
What do I care where
you have to get the troops?
456
00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:00,783
Pull them off the Russian
front if you have to!
457
00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:03,351
First things come first.
458
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,619
Klink!
459
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:07,389
You will put all your
guards under my command.
460
00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:10,425
We will bide time with lives.
461
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,927
Uh, General von Kattenhorn,
462
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:14,296
I rather thought that I
could be most useful
463
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,331
in this little argument
as a neutral.
464
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,332
Forget it.
465
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,367
You.
466
00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:20,413
Ja-Ja-Jawohl, Herr General.
467
00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:22,637
Are you typical of all
the guards around here?
468
00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:23,750
Herr General, I would say
469
00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:26,775
a little bit, uh, above average.
470
00:19:26,811 --> 00:19:30,612
Oh, no, I cannot surrender.
471
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,858
Colonel Hogan here, Commandant.
472
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,381
Not now.
473
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,095
Commandant, I've just
made the most surprising...
474
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:36,562
I'm sorry. Something going on?
475
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,087
Hogan. What about
arming the prisoners, Klink?
476
00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:41,256
Sir, they have no
more fighting spirit.
477
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:42,424
I have cowed them.
478
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,059
Yes, yes, he's cowed us.
479
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:45,260
We have no more guns.
480
00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:47,145
They can, perhaps, have mine?
481
00:19:48,131 --> 00:19:49,376
Call Berlin again!
482
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,577
Jawohl, Herr General.
483
00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:53,502
Well, nobody wants to hear
about my surprising discovery?
484
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:54,836
No! No!
485
00:19:57,841 --> 00:20:01,276
General, Colonel Feldkamp
under a flag of truce.
486
00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:03,512
I would sacrifice the
lives of every man
487
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,831
rather than to talk to him.
488
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,727
Sir, I agree with
you completely,
489
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:11,453
but, uh, couldn't you
just listen a little bit?
490
00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:15,051
Colonel Feldkamp,
General von Kattenhorn
491
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:17,876
assures me that he
does not have your car.
492
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:21,346
Then he has exactly
five minutes to find it,
493
00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:25,117
or I shall level this camp!
494
00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:26,930
Ask him about my car, Klink.
495
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:28,353
Oh, yes.
496
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:29,799
The general seems
to have some question
497
00:20:29,823 --> 00:20:32,240
about a supposed car.
498
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,958
"Supposed car"?!
499
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,612
Gentlemen, could you be
talking about two staff cars?
500
00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:39,425
'Cause I think I
know where they are.
501
00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:40,432
Where?! Where?!
502
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:41,433
Colonel Hogan, couldn't you have
503
00:20:41,468 --> 00:20:42,479
said something
about that before?
504
00:20:42,503 --> 00:20:43,546
You said you
didn't want to hear.
505
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,450
Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?!
506
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:50,236
Over there in the
prisoner's recreation hall.
507
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,706
Commandant Klink doesn't
let us use it very often.
508
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,073
We discovered them by accident.
509
00:20:54,097 --> 00:20:56,375
Carter, show them where
they are, huh? Oh, sure.
510
00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:57,999
Schmidt! Daimler!
511
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,271
Do you have some explanation...
512
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,939
Have we met before?
513
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,102
Ever been in Milwaukee?
514
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:08,026
Some explanation
for how these cars
515
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,295
got into the prisoners'
recreation hall?
516
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:12,375
No, but I'm sure
Commandant Klink does.
517
00:21:12,399 --> 00:21:14,511
He knows everything
that goes on around here.
518
00:21:14,535 --> 00:21:16,101
Encyclopedic knowledge.
519
00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:17,068
Well, Klink?
520
00:21:17,104 --> 00:21:18,486
Gentlemen, I-I...
521
00:21:18,521 --> 00:21:20,388
Sir, you don't think that...
522
00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:21,790
Colonel, I assure you that...
523
00:21:21,825 --> 00:21:23,324
And I assure you, Klink,
524
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,028
that my investigation
of this matter
525
00:21:27,064 --> 00:21:31,399
shall be complete
and most rigorous.
526
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:32,734
Of course, of course.
527
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:34,936
I am looking forward to it.
528
00:21:34,972 --> 00:21:38,740
This includes the
kidnapping of my prisoners.
529
00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:39,975
General, if I find
530
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:42,911
that you are plotting
with Klink in this...
531
00:21:42,946 --> 00:21:45,291
I believe that you have
been plotting with Klink.
532
00:21:45,315 --> 00:21:48,261
And the Wehrmacht will
crush the both of you like bugs.
533
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:50,351
Gentlemen, your cars are here.
534
00:21:50,387 --> 00:21:51,464
Your cars are here, gentlemen.
535
00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:52,620
Your cars are here.
536
00:21:54,624 --> 00:21:56,791
I shall be back, Klink.
537
00:21:56,827 --> 00:22:01,246
But you will save yourself pain
by having a confession ready.
538
00:22:08,522 --> 00:22:10,300
He does not deceive me, Klink.
539
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,434
He is in league with you.
540
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,259
I shall return.
541
00:22:33,614 --> 00:22:35,013
Schultz.
542
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:36,959
Yesterday, I was only worried
543
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:38,817
about the Russian Front.
544
00:22:38,852 --> 00:22:42,354
Today, it looks like paradise.
545
00:22:42,389 --> 00:22:44,856
Herr Kommandant,
it is not my place
546
00:22:44,891 --> 00:22:46,725
to say anything, but...
547
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,260
Then don't.
548
00:22:48,295 --> 00:22:51,196
It was not a very good
place to hide the cars.
549
00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:52,598
I have to agree with Schultz.
550
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,611
Hogan. Ah, forget I said it.
551
00:22:54,635 --> 00:22:57,168
What am I going to do?
552
00:22:57,204 --> 00:22:58,704
Put your fingers in your ears.
553
00:22:58,739 --> 00:22:59,782
What?
554
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:05,527
What was that?
555
00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:07,595
Sounded like a
staff car blow up.
556
00:23:07,631 --> 00:23:08,808
A staff car?
557
00:23:12,703 --> 00:23:15,737
Coincidence. Another staff car.
558
00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:18,473
Hogan, you knew they
were going to blow up.
559
00:23:18,508 --> 00:23:19,641
Of course.
560
00:23:19,677 --> 00:23:22,844
Von Kattenhorn and Feldkamp
double-crossed each other.
561
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,224
Did you expect
me to believe that?
562
00:23:25,248 --> 00:23:26,481
No, sir.
563
00:23:26,516 --> 00:23:29,284
But it's gonna look a lot
neater on your report to Berlin.
564
00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:31,619
Hmm.
565
00:23:31,655 --> 00:23:32,988
Schultz.
566
00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:34,100
Schultz!
567
00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:37,125
I believe it, Herr
Kommandant. I believe it.
568
00:23:37,161 --> 00:23:39,305
If Berlin knew one tenth
569
00:23:39,329 --> 00:23:40,874
of what I had to put up with,
570
00:23:40,898 --> 00:23:42,664
just one tenth.
571
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,766
Yep, rough war, sir.
572
00:23:44,802 --> 00:23:46,234
Rough war.
573
00:23:58,448 --> 00:23:59,509
Money.
574
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:00,765
All right, check.
575
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,011
Identity papers.
576
00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:03,035
Check.
577
00:24:03,069 --> 00:24:05,115
Informant papers.
Check. He's ready.
578
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,421
Good.
579
00:24:12,095 --> 00:24:14,128
Large gophers.
580
00:24:14,164 --> 00:24:15,613
Good luck, sir.
581
00:24:15,649 --> 00:24:16,848
Have a safe journey now.
582
00:24:16,883 --> 00:24:17,993
Where's Greta?
583
00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:19,517
Oh, she's still being processed.
584
00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:20,596
And Colonel Hogan?
585
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,731
Oh, he's in the office.
586
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:23,488
I'll get him.
587
00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:24,567
LeBEAU: Money.
588
00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:26,135
All right, check.
589
00:24:26,159 --> 00:24:27,270
LeBEAU: Identity papers.
590
00:24:27,294 --> 00:24:28,343
Colonel, I...
591
00:24:28,378 --> 00:24:30,511
Terribly sorry.
592
00:24:30,547 --> 00:24:32,047
He's, uh...
593
00:24:32,082 --> 00:24:34,065
processing.
594
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,467
Very thorough man, the colonel.
595
00:24:36,503 --> 00:24:38,553
Secret of his success.
596
00:24:38,588 --> 00:24:40,288
Without a doubt.
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