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Sieben, acht, neun,
zehn, elf, zwölf...
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dreizehn...
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Schultz, why don't you take
off your shoes and socks?
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You're running out of fingers.
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Mmm, don't confuse me.
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Hey, Schultz, why don't you
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count our legs
and divide by two?
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Quiet!
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Colonel Hogan, there's
a prisoner missing.
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Impossible.
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Mm. Would I lie to you
about a thing like this?
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Oh, you would lie to
me, but not the other way.
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There he is!
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Where have you been?
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Nothing is more
important than roll call!
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What kept you?
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I was getting a message from
London on our secret radio.
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Well, as long as you
have a good excuse.
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Secret radio...
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in a POW camp...
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Impossible.
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Now he tells me.
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Jolly joker.
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He really does
have a radio, Schultz.
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And you are another one.
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I did get a message
from London, Colonel.
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Urgent? Very.
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They're gonna airdrop a man
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tonight at 2300 hours.
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Code name Hercules.
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What are the orders?
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Pick him up and
bring him into camp.
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He'll tell us what to do.
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Sounds like a big one.
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You and Newkirk go out
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through the emergency
tunnel tonight and get him.
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Right. We'll take care of it.
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Achtung!
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Report!
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Herr Kommandant,
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all present and accounted for.
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Good.
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Now, men, I have
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a very important
announcement to make.
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Hey, they're gonna surrender.
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Smart move!
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Hey, the Krauts
are gonna surrender.
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Who told you?
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I just heard it.
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Yay, the Krauts
are surrendering.
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Colonel Hogan, control your men.
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Oh, I can't, sir.
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The news of your surrender is...
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Who said anything
about a surrender?
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You did, sir. When?
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Just now. You used
the word yourself.
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Only to deny it.
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Well, it had to start somewhere.
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Silence!
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Okay, men, the surrender's off!
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What a shame.
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Now, I've just had word
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that General Stauffen of
the Führer's headquarters
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will personally
inspect Stalag 13.
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I expect every
prisoner in this camp
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to clean up and look neat.
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Can't do it.
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Somebody stole me mascara brush.
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All right, pipe down.
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Undoubtedly the Führer has heard
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of the excellent work
that I'm doing here,
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and General Stauffen's visit
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may result in a
citation for Stalag 13.
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So we will all be on
our best behavior.
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Anyone who does not measure
up will suffer dire consequences.
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Are there any questions?
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Would you like to reconsider
and surrender after all?
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Who said that?
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Schultz, get that man's name
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and put him on report.
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Dismissed.
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How's it look, Colonel?
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The dogs are outside the wire.
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That's lovely, that is.
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Klink isn't taking any
chances on an escape
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before the Kraut
general arrives.
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All right, down periscope.
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LeBeau. Yes.
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Go out with Newkirk and Kinch.
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Keep the dogs busy
until they get away.
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Right, Colonel. Good luck.
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So far so good.
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Forget it.
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Here's old Donder and Blitzen.
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All right. Easy now.
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Quiet down. Sit.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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Problem is we don't smell
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the same way the guards smell.
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What did you say to them?
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I promised to introduce them
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to Lassie after the war.
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All right, you can go now.
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Good luck. Good luck.
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Shh. Hey, shh.
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Shh. Hey, hey.
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Hey...
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There they are.
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Start the signal.
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They got the plane!
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Let's go.
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Hercules?
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Right.
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You chaps Stalag 13?
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We are. Welcome to Kraut Land.
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Easy.
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He's wounded.
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Yeah, it must have been the flak
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when they brought
the plane down.
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Let's get this off.
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Careful.
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Loaded.
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Explosives.
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Can you walk, mate?
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Negative. Sorry.
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How is he?
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He's badly wounded, Colonel.
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Got caught in a
burst of flak, sir.
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The plane went down.
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Carter, get a medic
on the double.
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Put him in my
office. Take it easy.
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Right. Right.
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Easy. Yeah, I will.
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We had to stop and let him rest
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on the way back, sir.
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When he was
conscious, he talked.
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Yeah. Before he passed out,
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he told us this General Stauffen
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is part of a gang
of German brass
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that's getting ready
to assassinate Hitler.
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The general got in touch
with the underground
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and asked for a special
type of bomb, delayed action.
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And this is it.
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False bottom and sides.
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And it's loaded with a
new, lightweight explosive.
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The timer is in the
latch, right here.
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When you use the bottom
slot, the timer is activated.
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30 minutes later,
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up she goes.
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Stauffen has a duplicate
of this briefcase, huh?
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Right.
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Hercules mission
is to get this to us
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so the bags can be switched
when the general gets here.
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And Stauffen's using his
position on the Führer's staff
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to arrange this inspection trip
so he can pick up the bomb.
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That's about the
size of it, Colonel.
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He was most likely dead
when you brought him in.
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He tried to bring
him around, Colonel.
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This lousy war.
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It's a mug's game,
I'll tell you that.
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A filthy, rotten mug's game.
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Nothing could have
saved him, Colonel.
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Never had a chance.
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Okay, Sergeant.
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Wish I could have done more.
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Kinch, get in touch with London.
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Tell them what happened.
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Make sure they understand
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that Hercules
completed his mission.
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Right.
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This plan better work.
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It's already got an
expensive price tag on it.
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Achtung!
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Welcome to Stalag 13,
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General Stauffen.
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This is indeed a great honor.
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On behalf of my command
I wish to say at this...
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Thank you, Colonel.
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My aide, Major Gunther.
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Major, welcome to Stalag 13.
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This is indeed a great honor
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to be your host also.
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At this time, I wish to say...
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That American officer...
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Your opposite number?
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The senior POW officer.
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Now, if you wish
to step this way,
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General, I would like...
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Major, I would like
to talk to that man.
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At once, General.
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General Stauffen's compliments,
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Colonel Hogan.
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Colonel Robert Hogan.
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Colonel.
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United States Army Air Force.
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Colonel Hogan, I mean.
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Not you, General Stauffen.
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Very helpful bit of
information, Klink.
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Perhaps you could
arrange for Colonel Hogan
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to join us later
for a little talk.
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I'm always curious
about the other side.
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Yes, General.
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Hogan, you're invited
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to join General
Stauffen and his aide,
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and you are hereby
ordered to do so.
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Well, Colonel?
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Only a man as strong as Hercules
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could turn down such
a gracious invitation.
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Schultz. Come here.
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Place your bets, gentlemen.
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There's a big winner
each and every time.
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Pick any number you like.
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If you don't see one you
love, we'll make one up for you.
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What's going on here?
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Gambling?!
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No, actually, it's
a prayer meeting,
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and you're just
in time, Schultz.
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Just in time, Schultz.
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Just take a look at...
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Aha! The lucky
winner is one... eins.
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Pays three to...
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Well... ooh, blimey,
you're on a streak.
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Three to one. There you are.
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Tell your friends
where you got it.
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Better luck next time. Newkirk.
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He's a new customer.
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Oh, well, then listen.
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This is your chance to
send money home to friends,
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help beat the wartime inflation.
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So Churchill says
to King George,
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"If I were you, sir, I think
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I'd put Canada in
your wife's name."
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Very good, Colonel Hogan.
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Gentlemen,
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a speedy end to the war.
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Yeah.
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Prosit. Prosit.
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Better luck next time.
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Oh, you think there
will be a next time.
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You started the last three,
why get off a losing streak?
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That's very funny,
Colonel Hogan.
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The general is not
amused, Colonel.
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He is not amused.
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I am not amused either.
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You will confine yourself
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to noncontroversial
remarks, Colonel Hogan.
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Oh, I struck a nerve.
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The wheel of fortune turns
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and round and round she goes
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and where she
stops, nobody knows.
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I know where she stops...
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At somebody else's number.
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It is... 12!
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Number 12! I just wanted
to pick the number 12!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, hi.
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Guten Abend.
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What are you doing
outside your barracks?
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Oh, I-I'm looking for Felix.
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I-I guess he ran away.
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What?
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Felix.
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My pet mouse.
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Everybody knows Felix.
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You know, he-he's
about this big.
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Has a nice little smile.
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Except when cats
are around, of course.
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Get back in the barracks
or I will report you.
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And leave Felix out here alone?
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There are dogs roaming around,
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and they double
as cats in wartime.
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00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:52,274
Into the barracks.
274
00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,586
Are you married?
275
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,576
Yeah, why?
276
00:11:55,612 --> 00:11:56,912
Got any children?
277
00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,579
Two.
278
00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,793
Then you know how I feel.
279
00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:01,961
Come on, be a pal.
280
00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:04,552
Let me use your
flashlight for a minute.
281
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,059
Thanks.
282
00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:15,847
Here, Felix.
283
00:12:15,882 --> 00:12:17,015
Here, boy.
284
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,183
Here, fella.
285
00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:19,350
Here, Felix.
286
00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:21,519
Boy, isn't it just like a mouse?
287
00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:22,720
Here, Felix.
288
00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:24,539
Felix, come here.
289
00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:25,923
Ten! Lucky ten and it pays
290
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,525
three to one and who's on it?
291
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,526
I have number nine.
292
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,506
Just one number
away from the winner.
293
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,207
I should get something for that.
294
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:34,198
Complaint
department's on the roof.
295
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,800
Take the elevator.
296
00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,013
Never gamble!
297
00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:41,205
You know, Schultz, man
cannot live by war alone.
298
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,742
Stop philosophizing
and give me a winner.
299
00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:45,977
Your wish is my command.
300
00:12:46,012 --> 00:12:48,212
Now, come on, you're
all going to get lucky.
301
00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:51,549
Come on, spin away
now, everybody going.
302
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,904
You talk too much, that's what.
303
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,346
And my little girl, Johanna...
304
00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:06,348
She's already seven years old.
305
00:13:06,383 --> 00:13:09,650
Really? That's nice.
306
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,020
I don't know how old Felix is.
307
00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:13,688
Come to think of it,
308
00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:16,091
I don't even know
if Felix is a Felix.
309
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:17,692
Could be a Louise.
310
00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,227
Could be a Mary.
311
00:13:19,262 --> 00:13:21,307
It doesn't really matter.
312
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,731
Except to him, of course.
313
00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:33,524
Watch it.
314
00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:38,897
Ready?
315
00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:46,204
It's a little warm
in here, isn't it?
316
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,184
You Americans apparently have
317
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,785
no capacity for brandy.
318
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,544
I'm a buttermilk man myself.
319
00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:03,738
What's happening?
320
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,709
What... what happened?
321
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,015
Ah!
322
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,516
This is much better, sir.
323
00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:16,517
Yes, indeed.
324
00:14:16,552 --> 00:14:18,030
Any idea what caused it?
325
00:14:18,054 --> 00:14:19,520
General, we hardly ever have
326
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:21,689
any electrical failure
here at Stalag 13.
327
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,035
That's right, General.
328
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,337
And the commandant is on
top of every snafu instantly.
329
00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:27,356
Like a vulture swooping
down on its prey.
330
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,847
Commendable.
331
00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:30,760
He's dying to
investigate the cause
332
00:14:30,784 --> 00:14:32,178
of the blackout right now.
333
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:33,434
I am?
334
00:14:34,404 --> 00:14:36,003
Yes, sir, I am.
335
00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:37,699
Well, in that case, go ahead.
336
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,435
General, General, you
are... you are my guest.
337
00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,702
This gathering is in your honor.
338
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:42,037
Don't be bashful.
339
00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:43,027
Of course not.
340
00:14:43,062 --> 00:14:44,695
No, really, I-I...
341
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,964
I was just about to
excuse myself, sir.
342
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,049
You're excused.
343
00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:49,684
Major,
344
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:52,069
perhaps you can be of
assistance to Colonel Klink.
345
00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:54,639
Jawohl, Herr General.
346
00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,240
Thank you, sir.
347
00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:01,512
Thank you.
348
00:15:03,949 --> 00:15:06,033
You are excused.
349
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,519
We made the switch
during the blackout.
350
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,676
You are very
resourceful, Colonel.
351
00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:18,480
Yeah. This bottom
latch activates the timer.
352
00:15:18,515 --> 00:15:20,693
Once it starts,
you've got exactly
353
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,195
30 minutes to get away.
354
00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:23,684
I understand.
355
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,186
30 minutes is all I will need.
356
00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,066
This little caper of
yours better come off.
357
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,701
We lost a man to give
you what you asked for.
358
00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:30,024
Don't worry.
359
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:34,028
We are determined to
destroy this fool at any cost.
360
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,541
I know who the fool is.
361
00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:37,698
Who's "we"?
362
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,534
The greatest military minds
363
00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:42,009
Germany has ever produced.
364
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:45,373
He dares call himself
Supreme Commander.
365
00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:48,709
But we'll put him out of
business, I promise you.
366
00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:50,545
It's the least you
can do, considering.
367
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,046
Considering what?
368
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,548
You're the same bunch of guys
369
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,583
that put him in business.
370
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,823
And, in consideration
to your devotion
371
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:04,225
to the aims of the Third Reich,
372
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:06,210
your efficient administration,
373
00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:08,112
and because there has never
374
00:16:08,147 --> 00:16:10,264
been an escape from Stalag 13,
375
00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:15,319
I have the honor to
represent our beloved Führer
376
00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:19,990
and award you the
Citation of Merit...
377
00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:21,759
Second Class.
378
00:16:21,795 --> 00:16:24,728
Rah! Rah! Rah!
379
00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:26,864
Bravo.
380
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,336
Schultz, I really think
you're proud of him.
381
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:33,837
Proud?
382
00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,185
Are you a doctor or something?
383
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:38,675
The expression on your face.
384
00:16:38,711 --> 00:16:41,712
I lost 50 bucks last night.
385
00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:51,200
Thank you, General Stauffen.
386
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:54,192
I want to thank you
for this great honor.
387
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:55,626
We here at Stalag 13
388
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,539
will try to be worthy of it
389
00:16:57,563 --> 00:17:00,598
and merit the Führer's
confidence in us.
390
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:03,200
I can assure you,
General Stauffen,
391
00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:06,771
that no one will ever
escape from Stalag 13.
392
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:10,975
Now...
393
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,188
As I look about the
beautiful grounds
394
00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:14,823
of our beloved Stalag, I...
395
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,414
Thank you, Colonel Klink.
396
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:18,316
I am afraid now I must be off.
397
00:17:18,351 --> 00:17:19,495
Oh, I had hoped that the general
398
00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:20,829
would reconsider and
have lunch with us.
399
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:21,997
You know, our chef
400
00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,489
makes a most
wonderful apple strudel.
401
00:17:24,524 --> 00:17:26,056
No, no. The general is expected
402
00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:27,992
at a strategy meeting
with the Führer
403
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,338
and the High Command. Ja, ja.
404
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,006
Of course, then
the general must go.
405
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,174
I understand. Yes.
406
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,009
Well, so glad you
could see it that way.
407
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,000
Yes, sir.
408
00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:37,335
Thank you.
409
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,671
Schultz!
410
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:41,205
Luggage.
411
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,376
Luggage!
412
00:17:56,923 --> 00:17:58,551
Hey, Colonel, did you see that?
413
00:17:58,575 --> 00:17:59,874
What happened?
414
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,453
Schultz... He picked
up the briefcase.
415
00:18:01,477 --> 00:18:02,977
He activated the
timer. You sure?
416
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:04,423
No question about it, Colonel.
417
00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:05,925
One of those generals is missing
418
00:18:05,949 --> 00:18:07,325
and doesn't even know it yet.
419
00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:08,783
Does Stauffen know it happened?
420
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,162
No. I don't think he saw it.
421
00:18:10,186 --> 00:18:12,031
That means we've got
slightly less than 30 minutes.
422
00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:13,821
What do we do?
423
00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:15,823
Carter, LeBeau,
get lost. Disappear.
424
00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:16,991
Where?
425
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,325
Get over to the motor pool.
426
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,823
Wait for me there, and
keep out of sight. Right.
427
00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:22,496
I'll take that one myself.
428
00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:24,851
Jawohl, Herr General.
429
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:35,159
Well, Hogan, another
great day at Stalag 13.
430
00:18:35,194 --> 00:18:36,672
Sir, I have some
bad news for you.
431
00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:38,841
Two of my men are
missing... Obviously an escape.
432
00:18:38,865 --> 00:18:40,665
Well, on a day
like this, we can...
433
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,999
What?
434
00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,813
They slipped out
during the formation.
435
00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:45,798
Nasty of them to take
advantage that way.
436
00:18:45,822 --> 00:18:47,705
Hogan, this is a catastrophe!
437
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,440
Schultz, didn't you count?
438
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:50,741
Herr... Herr Kommandant,
439
00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,010
they were all present
before the ceremony.
440
00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:55,412
You fool. You should have
counted during the ceremony.
441
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,359
Herr Kommandant,
but I... I... I...
442
00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:58,616
Shut up!
443
00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:01,285
Hogan, it's not like you
444
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,438
to report escaped prisoners.
445
00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:05,456
I realize that, sir,
446
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,168
But, after all, this
is your big day.
447
00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:10,261
They would never take
away your medal, would they?
448
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:11,763
Take away my citation?
449
00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:14,648
Just because a couple
of prisoners escaped?
450
00:19:14,684 --> 00:19:16,612
If only General
Stauffen hadn't said
451
00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:18,981
there's never been an
escape from Stalag 13.
452
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,139
What can be done about it?
453
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:22,640
Roadblocks.
454
00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:24,475
Clever.
455
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,977
Schultz, see to it
456
00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:28,946
that guards are notified
at all checkpoints.
457
00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,148
I want roadblocks
458
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,316
in a radius of 20 miles at once!
459
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,651
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
460
00:19:33,686 --> 00:19:34,986
And have my car ready.
461
00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:36,031
I will see to it personally
462
00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:37,166
that everything is in order.
463
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,233
Wrong.
464
00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:39,574
If the commandant
465
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,487
of the toughest POW
camp in all of Germany
466
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:42,888
is see flying around the roads,
467
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,990
word is going to get
back to Berlin, and fast.
468
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,097
You're right, Hogan.
469
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:47,164
I'll send Schultz.
470
00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:48,877
And, with your
permission, I'll go along.
471
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,018
Why? To protect my men.
472
00:19:51,054 --> 00:19:53,048
Schultz is a little
trigger-happy at times.
473
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:54,555
Me?
474
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,685
Only under tension.
475
00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:57,675
You have my word.
476
00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:58,876
I won't try to escape.
477
00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:00,228
All right, Hogan.
478
00:20:00,263 --> 00:20:01,562
Permission granted.
479
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:02,930
Thank you, sir.
480
00:20:26,071 --> 00:20:27,204
All right, look.
481
00:20:27,239 --> 00:20:28,539
We've got exactly 18 minutes
482
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:29,718
before that briefcase blows up.
483
00:20:29,742 --> 00:20:31,219
Can we make it?
An outside chance
484
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,221
if the general hasn't gotten
past the roadblock. Get in.
485
00:20:33,245 --> 00:20:34,723
What are we doing?
486
00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,057
Questions. Always questions.
487
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:37,381
What's the idea?
488
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:40,083
You're escaping,
remember? Lie down.
489
00:20:42,755 --> 00:20:44,065
Colonel Hogan,
are you ready to...?
490
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:45,222
What are you doing?
491
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:46,735
Just checking the
spare tire, Schultz.
492
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:49,119
We've got two of them. Let's go.
493
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:57,246
This is General Stauffen
of the Führer's staff.
494
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,237
I'm sorry, Herr Major,
I have my orders.
495
00:20:59,272 --> 00:21:00,738
Orders from whom?
496
00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:03,507
Colonel Klink,
Kommandant of Stalag 13.
497
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,977
I thought I was
rid of that fool.
498
00:21:22,228 --> 00:21:23,694
General Stauffen, I thought
499
00:21:23,729 --> 00:21:25,707
you were on your
way to Berchtesgaden.
500
00:21:25,731 --> 00:21:27,198
I was.
501
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:30,367
This idiot says he has
some orders to stop all cars.
502
00:21:30,403 --> 00:21:32,581
Herr General, there was
an escape from Stalag 13.
503
00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:34,015
Two of the prisoners walked out
504
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:35,456
on those beautiful ceremonies.
505
00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:38,509
I was tempted myself.
506
00:21:38,544 --> 00:21:40,139
You have carried
out your orders.
507
00:21:40,163 --> 00:21:42,062
Now I order you to
allow us to proceed.
508
00:21:42,097 --> 00:21:43,564
I cannot, Herr Major.
509
00:21:43,599 --> 00:21:45,577
If I were you, I'd let him
search the car, Major.
510
00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:47,067
What? Search a general's car?
511
00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:48,068
It's unheard of.
512
00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:49,069
Fantastic!
513
00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:50,404
Terrible!
514
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,650
What is Klink thinking about?
515
00:21:51,674 --> 00:21:53,185
I'm awfully sorry, Herr General.
516
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,986
But, you know,
Kommandant Klink is...
517
00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:56,010
But he knows that...
518
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,279
Okay, let's go.
519
00:21:59,449 --> 00:22:00,926
Look, you've got
exactly four minutes
520
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,195
before this whole section of
Germany goes up in smoke.
521
00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:05,364
Get up into the woods.
Come around by the barrier.
522
00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:07,188
Get going. Right.
523
00:22:10,143 --> 00:22:12,175
Herr General, I know
nothing! Nothing!
524
00:22:12,211 --> 00:22:14,478
If you do not allow
us to proceed at once,
525
00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:15,846
I will have you arrested!
526
00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,347
You tell him, Major.
527
00:22:17,382 --> 00:22:19,984
I will be late for my
appointment with the Führer.
528
00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,184
Can't have that, can we?
529
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,864
Herr General, a terrible
thing has happened.
530
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:23,854
Hey, Schultz!
531
00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:24,855
LeBEAU: Over here, Schultz!
532
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:26,189
You know, in Stalag 13...
533
00:22:26,225 --> 00:22:27,869
You know, in Stalag 13...
534
00:22:27,893 --> 00:22:29,972
there has never been an escape.
535
00:22:29,996 --> 00:22:32,563
And Kommandant
Klink is always very...
536
00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:33,826
Come on! We give up, Schultz!
537
00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,149
There they are!
538
00:22:35,184 --> 00:22:37,167
The prisoners! Arrest them!
539
00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:45,041
Nothing to it.
540
00:22:45,077 --> 00:22:46,560
15 seconds to spare.
541
00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:48,240
Don't shoot. We're not armed!
542
00:22:48,264 --> 00:22:49,741
We're not armed! We
give up... don't shoot us.
543
00:22:49,765 --> 00:22:51,065
Who is shooting?
544
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,267
Come on! Come!
545
00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:56,431
All right, all right,
into the truck!
546
00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:58,072
All right, all right.
547
00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,107
We were almost in Switzerland.
548
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,509
Jolly jokers!
549
00:23:02,545 --> 00:23:03,856
Everything is clear, General.
550
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,512
I think we may proceed.
551
00:23:05,548 --> 00:23:07,048
Very well.
552
00:23:08,718 --> 00:23:10,200
Hogan,
553
00:23:10,235 --> 00:23:12,870
you saved my
life, and our cause.
554
00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:14,555
How can I thank you?
555
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:15,706
When you see Hitler,
556
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:17,975
make sure the meeting
goes over with a bang.
557
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:34,475
30 days in the
cooler, and that's final!
558
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:36,421
Aw, come on,
Commandant, be reasonable.
559
00:23:36,445 --> 00:23:37,645
But they tried to escape.
560
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,046
And I got them back for you.
561
00:23:39,082 --> 00:23:40,530
You owe me something for that.
562
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,033
30 days I owe you.
563
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:43,578
What do you want?
You got your medal.
564
00:23:43,602 --> 00:23:44,584
Now you're a big man.
565
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,037
Now?
566
00:23:46,072 --> 00:23:47,271
Bigger that you were.
567
00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:48,805
He is a big man, isn't he?
568
00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:50,324
Oh, yes, sir, very big.
569
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,519
Yes, sir. You're the biggest.
570
00:23:53,629 --> 00:23:55,079
All right.
571
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:58,048
I will reduce the
punishment to ten days.
572
00:23:58,084 --> 00:24:00,751
Without Recreation
Hall privileges.
573
00:24:00,786 --> 00:24:02,180
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
574
00:24:02,204 --> 00:24:03,170
If you try once more to...
575
00:24:03,205 --> 00:24:04,516
Herr Kommandant,
excuse me, please.
576
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,174
A dispatch from Berlin.
577
00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:08,875
Ooh, a hot one.
578
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:12,512
Donnerwetter!
579
00:24:12,548 --> 00:24:14,014
An attempt to kill the Führer!
580
00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,298
A time bomb!
581
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:17,784
Terrible! Who would
do a thing like that?
582
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,952
I don't know!
583
00:24:18,988 --> 00:24:20,187
Well, I don't know.
584
00:24:20,223 --> 00:24:22,856
Carter, do you know who
would do a think like that?
585
00:24:22,891 --> 00:24:24,358
No, I don't.
586
00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:26,693
LeBeau, do you know who
would do a thing like that?
587
00:24:26,729 --> 00:24:28,707
No. Who would
do a thing like that?
588
00:24:28,731 --> 00:24:29,763
I have no idea.
589
00:24:29,798 --> 00:24:31,465
Who would do a thing...?
590
00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:33,200
Oh, I asked you already.
591
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:36,537
Once more around,
we'll quit. Carter...
592
00:24:36,572 --> 00:24:38,372
Dismissed!
593
00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:39,906
Jawohl!
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