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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Clean this ball
juice off my floor.
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Fucking asshole, come on.
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Get the fuck out.
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You like that?
Does that feel good?
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Shut up!
You fucking shut up!
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Hi, there.
I'm Ed Halligan
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and thank you for tuning in for another
night of comedy from your friends
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at Funny or Die.
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You know, I was just telling the Loganthorpe
twins here about the good old days,
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when everyone gathered around the old
projector and watched pornography.
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They didn't know that's how we
used to watch it, in groups.
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We'd sit around watching
porn and a bunch of guys...
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Have a bunch of drinks and
then go get some whores.
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Pornography was more
social in the old days.
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Now, you slink off to some secret corner all
by yourself and click around for hours.
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Sinking into every perverse, disgusting
desire you could possibly have.
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Foot fetishes,
grannies, midgets...
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Now they even have porn categories for
the darkest recesses of the mind,
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only fit for monsters
and criminals.
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One click and there
you are, right in hell.
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How did we let this happen?
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The Internet, that's how.
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You can't control the
spread of information.
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Even if it's someone defecating
on someone else's face.
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Gutenberg taught us that.
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But, hey, if you can't control
it, then why not tap into it?
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And that's what
we do over at Funny or Die.
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We think we made a kind
of heaven out of hell,
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with our comedy website
and our TV show.
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Maybe one day we can all
return to the Golden Age,
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when we all liked
the same kind of porn.
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But, until then, this isn't half bad.
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Tonight onFunny or Die Presents...
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The United States
Police Department,
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the movie of the
week, The Terrys,
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starring Tim and Eric
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and Baby Boss.
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Hey, look who's famous again.
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Looks like the baby
fuckers got fucked.
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I'd say.
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But I beat ya to it.
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Well, if it isn't USPD's top
cops, the Lone Ranger and Dyko.
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Watch your mouth, Spaghetti.
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So, you born a rug-muncher or did Ducca
here put you off of the C-O-C, cock?
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That's it...
Easy, Ducca.
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I can handle this.
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Oh, I got something
for you to handle.
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Swallow, swallow.
I just meant my dick.
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Swallow his testicles.
Ew.
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Swallowing testicles now.
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All right, enough.
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Enough!
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Ducca, Phuk, in my office
now. Spaghetti, Panetti,
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get to the nurse's office, and somebody
clean this ball juice off my floor.
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You think that just because there's a
really nice picture of you in the paper
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that you can run wild?
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No. More like a fucking
awesome picture.
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It was not awesome.
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Chief, that's my partner.
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Hey!
Jesus.
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Knock it off.
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Ow.
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Knock it off, Huckey.
Ducca, Phuk. It's fuck.
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Into my office now!
Double-Chief O'Shambley.
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I said now!
God!
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Bullshit.
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I... Oh!
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Hit each other.
I said hit each other!
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Break it up!
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My office is being painted.
Conference Room 2.
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Now!
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Damn it!
God!
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Get your stupid
fucking asses in here!
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Look, Chief, I...
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Damn, she got you good.
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Happy birthday!
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You have no shield
from the pain.
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You bit
my fucking ear!
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No!
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Anything you say can be held
against you in a court of law.
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I love you, Mom!
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Stop! What's wrong
with you animals?
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King of Police!
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That's right. Who the
hell did you think I was?
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Into my office,
now. Now!
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I know I have
an office here, somewhere.
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I was here once. I know I'm not...
Wait a minute.
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Now I remember!
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This hallway is my office!
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I'm the King of Police!
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That's just me.
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And now presenting the world
premiere of the motion picture
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produced especially
for Funny or Die,
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movie of the week.
Tonight's movie,The Terrys.
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The Terrys.
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This isthe Dunnersville Trailer Park,
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just off of Sand Canyon Road.
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It's home to mothers, fathers,children, even grandparents.
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Some are down on their luck.
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Some just choosethe simpler life.
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They're all good people.
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Well, except for the Terrys.
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This is Terry Grut, the most feared
man of the Dunnersville community.
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You, motherfucker! What the fuck,
you little shit? Get the fuck out of here!
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Terry lives off a steady
diet of rage and narcotics.
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Currently, he is chemically addicted
to a street drug called ice.
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A dangerous combination of crack
cocaine and methamphetamines.
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Come on, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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- That's it.
- This is Terry Brovart.
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Yeah, oh. I'm gonna
come in your mouth.
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Yeah.
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She was bornhere in Dunnersville.
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Terry has performed oralsex on over than 6,000 men.
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Mostly ex-convicts from theDunnersville State Prison.
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Damn.
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This is the story of Terry
Grut and Terry Brovart,
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or as they are morecommonly known, The Terrys.
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Hey man,
give me a little toke.
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Fuck you, get the fuck
out of here, boy. Come on.
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I'll give you some of this.
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Oh, yeah. You wanna suck on my little cock?
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
It's gonna fucking cost you.
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You like that shit?
Oh, yeah.
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Is it worth this?
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You like my little fucking,
you asshole? Oh!
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Fuck it, fuck it hard.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
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Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Let's go back to my
fucking trailer, bitch.
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Shit, fuck this, bitch.
Fuck, yeah.
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Oh!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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That was how it all started.
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Although they only dry-humped, the Terrys
conceived a child that very afternoon,
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and the Terrys begantheir life together.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Wash that
house. Fuck yeah.
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What are you doing?
Fuck you, I'm busy.
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Help me out.
Help yourself.
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Fucking prick.
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You fucking come bucket.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Why don't you mind your business?
Fuck, I'm soft now.
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I'm gonna fucking
kill your baby.
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Go ahead. Fucking kill it. It's not
my fucking baby. I don't want that shit.
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I'm gonna kill this fucking baby.
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Fuck you!
Fuck you!
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You know what? Fuck
the shit out of you.
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This is your fucking baby.
So, fuck you...
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Shut up!
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You fucking shut up.
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Fuck this, I'm out of here.
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Where you going?
Fuck you.
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Where the fuck you going?
Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Yeah, put that fucking
down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Fuck you!
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You fucking whore!
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Fuck you.
Mama's getting high.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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But, of course,the Terrys always made up.
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And in a rare demonstrationof logic and forward thinking,
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the woman, Terry, convinced the man,
Terry, to consult with an OBGYN,
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a baby doctor.
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Come on, come on.
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What?
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What the fuck is he saying?
I don't fucking know.
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Get the fuck out of
my pussy. Fuck you.
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Yeah, I don't understand that shit.
I don't speak chicken.
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English, you fuck.
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Yo, what the fuck do you
know anyways, huh?
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Why don't you get your mouth
out of my girl's pussy, huh?
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Get the fuck out of here!
Come on!
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
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Fucking homo.
Yeah, baby.
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You don't have to worry about shit 'cause
I'm gonna take care of that baby myself.
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Home delivery style.
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Let me get a taste. Oh, shit.
Oh, it's fucking dry.
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Oh, it's like fucking
tomato soup.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, it tastes like metal.
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Oh! Yeah!
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And so the man, Terry, found a
used CD-ROM at the second-hand store
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to teach him how todeliver the child at home.
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As the woman, Terry,approached her delivery date,
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the Terrys would fight like cats and
dogs, every day and every night.
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If I wanna get
my fucking dick sucked,
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then I'll go next door and
get my fucking dick sucked!
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Fuck you! I suck this dick!
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No, it's not your fucking dick!
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This became routine for them
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and the ice they smoked onlyacted as fuel to the flame.
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You fucking bitch!
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What the fuck was that?
My water broke.
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Holy shit.
Get the fucking CD-ROM!
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Hurry! Hurry my
baby's coming.
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Where the fuck is it? Where
the fuck is it, you bitch?
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Baby's coming.
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Fucking shit. Why the fuck
didn't I look at this earlier?
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- Okay.
- What's taking so long?
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I don't know. It's the first time I
looked at this shit. Oh, come on!
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What the fuck is loading? Hold on, Terry.
Please fucking hold on.
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Keep it inside! Hold on, Terry.
It's coming.
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All right, my baby's coming.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Hurry, my baby's coming.
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Come on! Come on!
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Step one. Go, go.
Prepare... Fuck!
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My baby's coming!
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It's gonna be hot.
Move your fucking dress.
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Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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Massage...
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Come on, you fucking asshole.
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Come on!
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Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
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I'm pushing!
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Come on, push, you
stupid fucking bitch!
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It's coming!
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What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
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What the fuck is this?
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What the fuck is this?
Get him away from me.
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He isn't a boy.
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It's just some piece of wood.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck is this?
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What the fuck did you do?
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I don't know what
the fuck he is.
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I'm a little hungry.
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Yeah. I'm gonna go
get some chicken.
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Thank you.
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- Fucking shut up!
- It's not his fault.
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No, he's nothing
but a fucking puppet!
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He's a boy. That's a piece of
shit, that's not no fucking boy!
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He's my son.
Don't yell at him!
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I'm gonna throw him the fuck
out in the dumpster. Fuck you.
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You fucking scumbag,
piece of shit!
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It's a fucking
puppet, you dope.
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Fucking limp
dick. Fuck you.
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Oh, you fucking bitch.
Fuck you!
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You're gonna fucking die
tonight, you piece of shit.
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I'm gonna
fucking cut you, bitch...
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Boom! Boom!
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Boom, boom, boom, boom!
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That's how it's gonna go. Bam!
Your head's gonna go back.
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00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,237
Mother and
father, please sit down.
250
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:44,145
You love each other.
Why do you fight?
251
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:51,785
Mother, your body is
a beautiful temple.
252
00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:54,020
Save it for the one you love.
253
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:57,757
Okay, boy. We love you.
254
00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:02,796
Father, the chemicals you put into
your body turn you into someone else.
255
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,265
That is not the man
you were meant to be.
256
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,338
I'll do what you say.
257
00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:13,709
The puppet boy explained to the
Terrys how important their love was.
258
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,311
It was as gentleas a young sprout.
259
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,649
And it needed the full attention
and care of a master gardener.
260
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:25,521
And he promised them one day that sprout
could grow into a beautiful flower.
261
00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:46,710
As time passed, the puppet boy grew
to be all things to the Terrys.
262
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:50,648
Son, caretaker,
263
00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,819
spiritual guide...
264
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,735
And after a long lifeof happiness and love,
265
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:50,273
the Terrys finally lied down next to each
other to breathe their final breaths.
266
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:55,678
Terry, I love you so much.
267
00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,480
I love you, Terry.
268
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,018
Thank you, son.
Thank you.
269
00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:06,590
You're a weird boy, but it was
worth every fucking second.
270
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:10,394
Okay, son. We're ready.
271
00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:14,633
Bye-bye, son. Mommy and poppy are
ready to walk in the desert.
272
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:18,237
You push the button now, son.
273
00:20:18,272 --> 00:20:20,606
Mama's gonna die.
Mama's gonna die.
274
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,374
Go ahead.
275
00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:25,410
Go, let mammy and pappy go walk
in the desert. Go, ahead. Push the button.
276
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:27,745
Goodbye, son.
All the best to you.
277
00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:30,881
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
278
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:34,251
Bye-bye. Have a good boy time.
Goodbye, boy.
279
00:20:34,285 --> 00:20:36,052
I love you.
280
00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:38,721
I'll miss you, son.
Thank you so much, little boy...
281
00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:36,317
And so,the story begins again.
282
00:22:19,328 --> 00:22:22,997
Hey, Mr. Gibbs...
Uh, Ben.
283
00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:26,500
Can I, uh... Can I talk
to you for a second?
284
00:22:26,534 --> 00:22:30,003
Listen, um, I wanted to talk to
you a little bit about Jeannette.
285
00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:31,971
I'm... I'm having... Yeah, Jeanette.
286
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,139
Yeah, you know who
I'm talking about.
287
00:22:33,173 --> 00:22:34,874
I've been having
a big problem with her.
288
00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:38,510
Mmm.
289
00:22:39,912 --> 00:22:42,981
It's 10:30 in the morning.
That's your third sandwich.
290
00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:44,416
She's a problem
for this company.
291
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,451
I think she's a cancer that
needs to be cut out of Kipton.
292
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:48,720
The color part... It's
not printing in color.
293
00:22:48,754 --> 00:22:50,822
Look, if you push
this again, it's...
294
00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:54,192
It doesn't seem to actually connect
with the actual computer system...
295
00:22:54,226 --> 00:22:56,862
Raj, I though your people
were good at fixing stuff.
296
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,465
Jeanette, what does that mean?
297
00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:02,034
He's Indian, and Indians
are good at fixing stuff.
298
00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:06,172
All she does is
talk about herself.
299
00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:08,708
But I never felt it
until that Pap smear,
300
00:23:08,743 --> 00:23:11,645
and then he was, like,
"You have a tilted cervix."
301
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,950
I think I should get my own office,
maybe one of these glass front doors.
302
00:23:15,984 --> 00:23:20,788
The last time we talked about this
two years ago, you ignored me.
303
00:23:20,822 --> 00:23:23,957
Oh, wanna hold hands?
304
00:23:23,992 --> 00:23:26,327
Is that what you're saying?
Do you wanna get a little closer?
305
00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,263
You like that?
306
00:23:30,297 --> 00:23:31,431
That feel good?
307
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,800
I just really want a raise.
308
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:37,503
We could go somewhere.
309
00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,775
Oh, Mr. Gibbs.
310
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:46,246
I can't do this with you,
can I? Even though I want to.
311
00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:49,851
Oh, you like that
when I do that, huh?
312
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,789
Oh!
313
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,534
You have no idea how long
I've wanted to do this.
314
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,440
Gail? Are you kidding me?
315
00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:16,509
I'm going to HR.
316
00:24:23,685 --> 00:24:25,152
This wasn't a mistake, was it?
317
00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:48,311
Oh, I gotta tell you, while we
were sitting here watching porn,
318
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:52,015
we really screwed the pooch on that
one, and I don't mind saying it.
319
00:24:52,049 --> 00:24:54,351
After all, honesty is
the best policy,
320
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,521
unless you're talking
to the cops or your wife.
321
00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,491
Also, your accountant.
That's not a good time to be honest either.
322
00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:04,328
You know, I lie to people about
my name from time to time.
323
00:25:04,362 --> 00:25:07,097
And, of course, during a sales pitch.
You never want to be honest there.
324
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:11,535
Eh, it is the best policy,
generally, keeping it honest.
325
00:25:12,571 --> 00:25:13,804
And I'll see you next time.
326
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:16,974
Perhaps.
327
00:25:17,174 --> 00:25:27,374
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