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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Sam, sorry they were out of beer nuts
and pretzels at the store.
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Guess what I got?
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Choco puffs!
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- Hey!
- Alright!
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I haven't had these
since I was a kid.
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Hey, look at this!
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"90% real sugar,
10% animal fat."
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God bless America, huh?
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I always like eating mine
straight from the box.
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They still have prizes
in these things?
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Boy, I hope so.
I remember when I was a kid,
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I got one of those
lick-and-stick tattoo books.
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- Never wore them, though.
- Felt pretty silly, huh?
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No. I'm just waiting
for a special occasion.
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Yup. I got a prize.
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Me too. A dumb BB game.
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Yeah, I got one of those
cheap plastic rings.
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Oh, great. Another tattoo book.
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Let's see what book you got.
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Hey, Cliffie got skunked.
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Mr. Clavin got the whistle!
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How's your throat
doing there, Cliffie?
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Still a little sore, Sam.
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Here's something
we used to do in my family.
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- You did that for sore throats?
- No.
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- Sam!
- What?
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My hatcheck girl is missing
from her post.
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- You haven't perchance seen her?
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Every time something goes wrong
in your restaurant, it's my fault?
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Like I'm the one who's supposed
to keep track of all your employees.
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You know, that really ticks me off.
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Sam, I can't get
the sofa bed to fold back up.
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Miss Kenderson...
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...for the three weeks you have been
my employee as a hatcheck girl,
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you've spent most
of your time downstairs.
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Today, as luck would have it,
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we actually had
a customer with a hat.
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And where were you?
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- Taking a break.
- It wasn't your break time.
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It was mine.
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Miss Kenderson, you are terminated.
Get your things and clear out.
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Fine.
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Sam, in the future,
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I'd appreciate you
keeping your hands
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off my hatcheck girls.
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You know, it's your own stupid fault.
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I mean, I wouldn't touch
your hatcheck girls
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if you'd hire some waitresses.
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Hello, all!
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Happy birthday, Dr. Crane!
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Why, thank you, Woody.
How did you know?
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Well, you left
your wallet here last night.
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So I was looking through it
to find out whose it was.
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Are you really gonna donate
your internal organs
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in case of accident?
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They take them
before you die, you know?
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Yeah, my uncle was just
in a fender bender.
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They chased him
halfway down the block.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that with me on my...
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...special day.
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- So you got some big plans?
- Oh, nothing much.
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I've never been one of those
who tend to make a big brouhaha.
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As my mother always
used to tell me,
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"Don't get excited.
It's just another day of the year."
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You're kidding me.
You never had parties
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when you were a kid?
Friends over? Cakes? Ice cream?
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No.
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Well, once I had a bran muffin
with a pat of oleo.
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Hey, you know something?
I got an idea.
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Let's throw Frasier a party here, huh?
You know, the bash that he never had.
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- What do you say?
- Yeah! Great idea!
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
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Another layer for the winter, Wood.
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Hey, Norm, we're going to have
a big birthday bash for Doc Frase.
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Hey, great.
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It will be exciting, Mr. Peterson.
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We're gonna have cake
and ice cream.
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Yeah, we can go crazy and order
from Pizza-Pizza-Pizza-Pizza.
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Oh, what do they serve there?
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Pizza, you dweeb.
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You don't have
to bite my head off.
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I never been there before.
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I don't know guys, I'm just
not in the mood for a party.
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- I got some bad news.
- What?
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Vera lost her job.
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Her, too, huh?
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Boy, this recession
is hitting everybody.
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Well, they should have
gone for the gold
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and gotten the security
of a government job.
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I could spit on that mail,
and chuck it down a sewer,
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and they couldn't fire me.
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How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?
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I don't.
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How about those Celtics, huh?
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That's too bad man,
about Vera losing her job.
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Yeah. We have
no money coming in at all.
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If something doesn't happen soon,
I may have to find a job.
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You gonna work, Norm?
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I mean for Vera.
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"You gonna work, Norm?"
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- Hi, guys!
- Oh, Rebecca. There you are.
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I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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What are you talking about?
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You're just sitting there
on your barstool.
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I know, this is where I look from.
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- So what do you need, Norm?
- Well, it's Vera.
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She was laid off down
at the travel agency.
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Oh, so you want me
to see if I can use
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my corporate connections
to get her another job?
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No.
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You want me to help her out
with some professional resume?
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Well, no.
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What do you want, Norm?
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Well, you see,
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Vera ripped off a bunch
of these frequent-flyer vouchers.
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And I was wondering if I could
trade them in for free beers?
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What?
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Okay, somebody's got to go
get all this stuff.
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Ice cream, balloons, decorations.
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I nominate Frasier.
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- I second.
- All in favor...
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Aye!
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You guys are the greatest!
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Let the party begin!
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The birthday boy is here,
and I've got the balloons.
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Hey, congratulations, Frasier,
on a job well done.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll be right back, Sam.
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Ah, I love birthdays.
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Hey, isn't that that French guy
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that's trying to steal
Woody's girlfriend?
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Ah yeah, what a slimebag.
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Yeah, the man's got
the morals of a snake.
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I can't believe he'd show
his face in here.
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- Hello, fellows!
- Hey Henri, how you doing?
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Ah, Woody!
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Let's hurry and take your picture.
I have plans.
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Oh yeah, I know.
You want to steal my girlfriend.
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No, I could never
take Kelly away from you.
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Why, just this morning,
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Kelly was telling me
how much she loves you.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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It got so annoying I almost had
to kick her out of the shower.
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Is that a joke?
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Ah, but of course!
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. I just shaved.
How's my face look?
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As smooth as
your girlfriend Kelly's bottom.
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Is that a joke?
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But of course it is!
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You have to shave much closer.
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Where is this American
sense of humor
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I've heard so much about?
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Bring me a soda
and pay for it, Woody.
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Woody...
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You don't even like this man.
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He's been bothering you
ever since he followed
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your girlfriend back from Paris.
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And now you're paying him
to photograph you?
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Well, he just borrows money
from me anyway.
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This way, I don't have to worry
about him paying me back.
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It's good you worked that out, Woody.
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Besides, this is the first
formal picture I've had taken
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since my high school yearbook.
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I hated that one. Darned cowlick.
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Oh yeah, when your hair
all stands up like that?
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Sam, a thought occurs.
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I always have such trouble
trying to figure out
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what to get Frasier
for his birthday.
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Do you think perhaps
he'd like a photograph of me?
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Why?
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I mean...
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Of course he would.
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Why would any man not want
a picture of his wife?
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I agree.
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A picture of you
is what every man wants.
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May I have the honor of taking it?
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Well, perhaps.
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But I must warn you,
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I've had bad luck with photographers.
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It seems they always
overexpose the film
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and I come out looking
white as a ghost.
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I could put roses in your cheeks,
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and then afterward,
maybe I could photograph you.
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Why don't you come this way?
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What do you think
you would like to be wearing...
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An evening gown?
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Black lace teddy?
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My strong male hands?
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I wasn't thinking
of anything like that.
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Oh, come on, Lil. Loosen up.
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Let him snap you
in some lingerie.
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Guys love dirty pictures
of their babes.
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Nick always used
to take them of me
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until one time, I smashed
his camera and broke his nose.
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You got in a fight, huh?
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No. Fell off the monkey bars.
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Thank you, Carla.
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I was thinking more
of a photograph of me
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he could put in his office,
a nice formal portrait.
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Ah! With just a hint
of smoldering sensuality
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dancing behind your eyes.
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Well, that goes without saying.
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Let's just take
a few test shots, eh?
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Just to loosen you up
before we go back to the studio.
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Hey, I thought you were
here to take my picture.
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And I thought I ordered a soda.
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You got a point there.
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Okay, okay.
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Good.
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Serious.
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Happy. Seductive.
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Angry.
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Playful.
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Have you ever
modeled professionally?
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Goodness, no.
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Oh, I know you're lying!
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Come, let's go back to the studio.
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Très bien.
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Comment?
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You said, "Let's go back
to the studio,"
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And I said, "Très bien."
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I'm sorry. I don't understand this.
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Très bien.
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Très bien!
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I see I'm going to have
to teach you the French tongue.
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Hey, Henri! I have your soda.
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Henri?
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Woody, he left.
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Well, alright then,
I'll just drink his soda.
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No, I can't do that.
That would be wrong.
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Hi, guys.
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Rebecca, how did it go with Vera?
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It went great. I just love her.
And guess what?
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I think I landed her
a pretty good job.
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- You're joking?!
- No, no, I still have the touch.
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- I helped her with her resume.
- Where's she working?
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- I got her prepped for the interview.
- Where's she working?
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- I even loaned her my lucky scarf.
- Yeah, but where is she working?
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Norm!
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Vera.
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What are you doing up there?
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Check your hat, mister?
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I'll... I'll be right back.
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Hey, Norm, we need you.
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Pete just hit a bull's-eye
and doubled off.
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You're our last hope.
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Norm?
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Norm?
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She's up there.
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- What?
- Listen. Do you hear that?
254
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,500
- Hear what?
- Vera.
255
00:13:52,294 --> 00:13:54,921
She's crossing over
to the coffee machine.
256
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:57,674
No, wait.
257
00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:59,426
They could be moving the piano.
258
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:04,306
It's her.
259
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,059
I know that walk.
260
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,770
You can't hear her
all the way up there.
261
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,688
I wish I couldn't, Sam, believe me,
262
00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:14,649
but that walk is
burned into my brain.
263
00:14:14,816 --> 00:14:17,361
I've heard it in snow boots,
I've heard it in flip-flops.
264
00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:20,238
I've heard it in bare feet...
Click, click, click, click, click.
265
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,746
Let the birthday fun begin, Sam!
266
00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:29,664
The balloons
have entered the building.
267
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:33,960
- Say, where are the guys?
- They're in the pool room.
268
00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:36,046
Oh, Jesus, I'm missing
all the fun on my own birthday party.
269
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,882
- Hey wait up, guys!
- Hey, be careful back there.
270
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,009
Their dart tournament started.
271
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:53,939
I hate this bar.
272
00:14:58,568 --> 00:14:59,486
Norm.
273
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,322
Vera's doing
a really good job up there.
274
00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:04,157
She is just terrific.
275
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:05,742
And funny.
276
00:15:05,909 --> 00:15:09,496
Listen to this. How many fat guys
does it take to change a light bulb?
277
00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:10,914
I don't know.
278
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,542
You can't get a fat guy
to change a light bulb.
279
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:18,213
You can't even get him
to come home on Christmas Eve!
280
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:28,598
She was telling some real cute
stories about you, too, Norm.
281
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:32,602
Hey, why didn't you ever tell us
that your real first name was Hilary?
282
00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:34,104
Who cares about that?
283
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,817
Hey, guys!
Norm's real first name is Hilary!
284
00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:43,238
Isn't that a girl's name?
285
00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:46,741
Hilary was my grandfather's name
286
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:49,077
and he once killed a man
who laughed at him.
287
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:52,038
He just upped and killed somebody
for laughing at his name?
288
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:54,291
Not exactly. He was a surgeon.
289
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,002
He sort of botched an operation.
290
00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:00,338
Norm, you don't have to be defensive.
291
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:03,258
I think Hilary is
a very masculine name.
292
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:05,552
In fact, I think you ought to have it
monogrammed on your purse.
293
00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:14,936
Let the party begin!
294
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,105
Alright! You got the balloons, huh?
295
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,149
Well, actually no,
they were out of balloons.
296
00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:23,069
Fortunately, a colleague of mine was
kind enough to give me a box
297
00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:24,613
of surgical gloves!
298
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:29,117
If you can't have a good time
299
00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:31,369
with four dozen rubber
inflated hands,
300
00:16:31,536 --> 00:16:32,954
you're just not trying!
301
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,877
Frasier, I've been waiting for you.
302
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,464
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, darling! For me?
303
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:43,548
Now, Frasier...
304
00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,175
You know that in the past,
305
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:48,261
some of my birthday presents
to you have been a little dull.
306
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:49,471
So this year,
307
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:52,098
I decided to try something
a little more adventurous.
308
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,810
I thought to myself,
"What would my husband think
309
00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:59,105
of a provocative photograph
of his demure wife
310
00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:02,817
stretched out languidly
on a bearskin rug?"
311
00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:07,155
- Surely you're joking?
- I am not.
312
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:19,167
Well, you're right.
313
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,711
That certainly is a bearskin rug.
314
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:25,632
And that is definitely you.
315
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,510
Oh, how erotic!
316
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,470
I guess we'll have
to keep the negatives.
317
00:17:30,637 --> 00:17:31,972
We'd hate to have them
falling into the hands
318
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,224
of Fully Dressed Woman's Monthly.
319
00:17:36,101 --> 00:17:38,979
Frasier, you're forgetting
what a cheeky monkey I can be.
320
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,772
It's a gag gift.
321
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:43,608
If you wanted us to gag,
you should have taken a nudie.
322
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:49,447
Well, you're right, darling.
And it's hilarious!
323
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:51,533
I'll be sure to put this
right up in my workshop.
324
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,868
You don't have a workshop.
325
00:17:54,035 --> 00:17:55,495
Well then, I'll put it in the closet.
326
00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:58,832
By the way,
327
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,336
here are the rest
of the photographs from the session.
328
00:18:03,503 --> 00:18:04,963
Why, Lilith, these are...
329
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,174
You're... You're practically...
330
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,844
You're only wearing a...
331
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,389
Oh, baby, baby.
332
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,813
Happy birthday, Frasier.
333
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,607
Would you like to go home
and get a better look at those?
334
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,066
I sure would.
335
00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:33,950
You can come, too.
336
00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:41,499
Well, that's it. I'm out of here.
337
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,545
Out of here? Norm, it's 9.30,
it's not closing time.
338
00:18:45,712 --> 00:18:47,631
I know, I'm still leaving.
339
00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:50,925
Alright, I'll drive you, then, okay?
340
00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:54,429
No, no. I don't need a ride.
I didn't even have any beers.
341
00:18:56,598 --> 00:18:58,308
I hope you're happy, woman.
342
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,189
Look, guys, I can't keep
hanging around here
343
00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:10,654
knowing that she's up there
just spoils the whole thing for me.
344
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,323
I have to find another bar, I guess.
345
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:14,866
I don't believe this!
346
00:19:15,492 --> 00:19:17,118
You're just going to up
and walk out of here?
347
00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:22,290
I'm going to say something
that I thought I'd never say, but...
348
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,292
...dibs on the first stool!
349
00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:29,589
Hey, come on!
350
00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:31,675
Listen, Cheers wouldn't
be Cheers without you!
351
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,301
You're the reason
why people come here.
352
00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,719
Oh, what people?
353
00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,847
Well, delivery men, for one.
354
00:19:45,522 --> 00:19:46,815
She's out there.
355
00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:50,568
She's everywhere.
Is she multiplying?
356
00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:58,410
Vera?
357
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:01,996
- Are you okay?
- Norm.
358
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:13,466
Rebecca, have I thanked you
for sending me the new hatcheck girl?
359
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,386
- No, John. You haven't.
- Well, here's why.
360
00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:19,723
She was worse
than the last one and I fired her.
361
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,767
Hey, you want to tell me
why you fired Vera?
362
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,061
- Who are you?
- I'm her husband, Norm.
363
00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:27,564
Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you
364
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,816
without a bar growing
out of your chest.
365
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:33,445
Well...
366
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:36,281
I fired her because she wasn't
paying attention to her work.
367
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:39,033
What are you talking about?
She's a very conscientious worker.
368
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,202
How would you describe a woman
who spends all her time
369
00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:44,122
on her hands and knees looking
through a knothole in the floor?
370
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,291
I knew it!
371
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,503
Yeah, there it is! There it is!
372
00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,131
My good man,
you have my sympathy.
373
00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:56,134
To be married to her
must be quite an ordeal.
374
00:20:56,301 --> 00:20:58,720
Hey, take that back.
375
00:20:58,887 --> 00:21:00,722
- What?
- Take that back!
376
00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:02,307
You're talking
about the woman I love!
377
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,518
I want you to take that back
before I turn you into a pretzel!
378
00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:08,396
Well, that's a shape
I'm sure you're familiar with.
379
00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,483
I am not kidding!
380
00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,401
Alright, alright. I take it back.
381
00:21:13,568 --> 00:21:16,488
- I apologize.
- Alright.
382
00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:19,032
Now just go on back upstairs
383
00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,826
before I pound you
into a... a beer nut!
384
00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:24,329
Well, thank you,
I'm tiring of the theme.
385
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,669
Norm, that was sweet.
386
00:21:31,836 --> 00:21:33,880
You stood up for your wife.
387
00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:35,924
No, no, no, don't be embarrassed.
388
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,219
Everyone didn't see that, did they?
389
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,388
- We saw it.
- I took a picture.
390
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,351
Norm, so what if they did?
391
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,521
You're right.
392
00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:53,024
Listen, I joke around a lot, but...
393
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,443
...she's all I've got.
394
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,362
I don't know
what I'd do without her.
395
00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:01,658
I love her.
396
00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:05,078
That's sweet.
397
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:10,875
You know, she's still up
in the stairwell crying.
398
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:13,503
Oh, I know,
she'll go away after a while.
399
00:22:20,802 --> 00:22:22,220
Yeah. There she goes.
400
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,556
You got to love her.
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