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Works every-
I'm telling you, every time.
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- Do it, try it.
- No. What, right now?
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- Right here.
- All right, all right.
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Kind of. Kind of that.
Gotta work on it, bro.
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- All right, man.
- Seriously.
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All right, bro, I'll work on it.
But just tell me, when do you-?
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Right before the cork pops.
Timing's important, but-
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But you don't do it,
like, in her ear?
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No, you don't do it in her ear.
It's a given you don't do it in her ear.
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- This is, like, scientifically proven.
- Really?
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- Prehistoric stuff. It's like the medulla.
- Ha, ha. Crazy.
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- The wolf brain.
- What?
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- It's primitive stuff.
- Okay, let me try it again.
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- Yeah!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- Yeah? That's the wolf brain!
- Nice.
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Man, this town sucks.
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Sorry, bro, I know it's yours
and everything, but it's not even 2.
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Yeah, it does kind of suck.
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Hey, I know this after-hours place over-
A couple blocks off Cermak.
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- You wanna hit it? Fucking hit it.
- Hells, yeah. Let's do it.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Whoo!
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Okay.
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- Not in her ear, right?
- Right, not in her ear.
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Hey, bro, I never did catch
your name.
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- Saul.
- Saul?
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- "S'all good, man."
- Ha!
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- Get it?
- I do. All right, Saul.
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Hey, hey, brother, whoa.
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Check it out. What is that?
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Holy shit.
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There's gotta be at least
a thousand bucks in here.
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Oh, my God, look at that.
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- Whose is it?
- Mine.
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Hey, possession's like
four-tenths of the what-do-you-call-it, bro.
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- Like, is there an ID or...?
- Yeah.
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- I don't know, some fat guy.
- Huh.
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I'm thinking that one.
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Let's see.
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Jesus.
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Is he, uh...?
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- What?
- Is he, uh...?
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I don't know.
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- Ah!
- Hey. Hey, fella. You all right?
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey, would you answer me?
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Hey, answer this, you butthole.
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- "Butthole"? What the hell?
- Hey, uh-
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Hey, bro, be nice, all right?
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This guy right here,
he's trying to help you.
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Help yourself to some of this,
you butthole.
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- Hey.
- Hey, we're not buttholes.
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- All right? So stop saying that.
- Yeah.
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♪ Butt, butt, butthole ♪
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Hey, man, what's your problem?
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My problem is I'm standing here
talking to a couple buttholes.
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You're not standing, you fat bastard.
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You're laying on your fat ass.
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Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick you
right in your heads. You think I won't?
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I'll come into the McDonald's
where you work...
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I'll buy the whole damn place
and I'll fire you.
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I'll say, "Drop your mops,
you buttholes...
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because you're fired."
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And then I'll roundhouse-kick you
right in your stupid heads.
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And then I'll go
Jean-Claude Van Damme on you, you...
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Butthole.
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- I'm keeping the money.
- Heh, heh.
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Here you go, fatty.
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I got dibs on that watch, man.
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I didn't see that.
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What kind is it?
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I don't know, it's just a watch.
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- We gotta get out of here, man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What kind of watch is it?
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- It's-I don't know, it's-
- Well, then let me look at it.
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- It's a damn Rolex.
- I don't know.
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Not cool to be greedy, bro.
Not cool.
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I didn't know what-
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So how do you wanna split this up?
Tell you what. You keep the cash.
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- I'll just keep the watch.
- It's worth 3 grand.
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- What?
- Three thousand, easy.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now.
Let's figure this out. Gotta get out of here.
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All right, you're right.
You know what?
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I will sweeten the pot.
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You got 5, 20, 40, 60, 80-
Five hundred and eighty bucks.
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Add that to the thousand,
it's more than half.
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What do you know about that thing?
Is it worth more than 3?
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No, I don't know,
but we're good, right?
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Yeah, we good? Okay?
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Well...
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Later, sucker!
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Six left.
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- Can we get more?
- God, I hope so.
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It's like a license to print money.
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Heh. Thing of beauty.
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Hey, what was that crazy stuff
about roundhouse kicks?
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- Where did you get that?
- I don't know.
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Just something in my brain,
you know? It just came out.
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- Too much?
- No, I loved it.
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It was, like, deep or something.
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Wanna talk about brilliant,
I mean...
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You're the man. Me, I'm just...
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I love watching you work.
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It's good for making beer money.
That's about all.
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♪ You can smile ♪
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♪ That's all right, my friend ♪
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Please, no one has to know.
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You could just pretend
you didn't find us.
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We would never tell anyone,
would we, Craig?
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- No, absolutely not.
- No.
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I already called your lawyer.
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Besides, this little family outing of yours
has put an innocent man in jail.
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Cops are investigating this
as a kidnapping.
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They already rounded up
some poor suspect.
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A working-class guy.
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A father, I think.
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But anyway, you two,
you almost ruined someone's life.
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Potentially several someones.
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We had no idea.
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Could this have been
the person in the van?
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What if the man they arrested
is the one we were warned about?
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Yeah, maybe he's not
so innocent. Hm?
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Warned? Warned how?
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We had a phone call.
Someone disguising their voice.
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- They said someone was coming for us.
- And there was a van outside the house...
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as if whoever was inside
was watching us.
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And once that drove off,
we did what we did.
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- For the kids.
- The kids.
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I wouldn't know about
any of that, I just-
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Ahem. I can assure you that
you and your family are safe.
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- The police are all over this thing, so...
- It doesn't matter.
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We can't just go back.
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Our case. They'll crucify Craig.
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Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again?
Tell her you didn't see us after all.
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If they think I ran away,
it'll look like I did something wrong.
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Yeah, and we can't risk
losing everything...
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just because of some teensy mistake.
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Can I ask you something?
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What were you hoping would happen?
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I mean, before I found you,
what were you planning to do?
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Well, we were in the process
of, you know...
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- working that out, when you, um...
- We were working that out, yeah.
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All right, well, you've still got
a little bit of manoeuverability, all right?
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You're outdoorsy, right? So you
went on an impromptu camping trip.
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I don't know, it's something
people do, apparently. Uh...
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You left the house a mess
and you kicked in your own front door...
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because it's a free country.
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Kim Wexler is very good.
She'll make it work.
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What about the money?
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If she knows about it, she'll tell.
Right? I mean, she'll have to tell.
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Well, like they say in Silicon Valley,
"it's not a bug, it's a feature."
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You ever hear of
a bargaining chip?
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What we have right here
is the mother of all bargaining chips.
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As in...
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you expect us to give this back?
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We are not giving this back.
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We are not guilty.
This money belongs to us.
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We-Well, I mean,
Craig earned it.
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- I worked very hard.
- Yeah.
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- Weekends and holidays, all unpaid.
- All unpaid.
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Always. And just because you're salary...
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doesn't mean
you don't deserve overtime.
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- I think that's only fair.
- Really, that's what this is about, right?
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- Fairness.
- Fairness, right.
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I mean, not just what's legal.
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You wanna talk about legal,
slavery, that used to be legal.
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Human slavery. 80...
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Yeah, this is right up there with that.
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Please, just don't tell anyone
about the money.
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I can't take a bribe.
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- Who would know?
- We won't tell.
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- Yeah, take it.
- I can't take it.
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Please, didn't you say
that you wanted to help us?
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Just pretend you never saw
the money. How hard is that?
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Take it.
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Take it.
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I can't-I can't take a bribe.
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But you know what I ca-?
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I can take a retainer.
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- A retainer?
- Yeah, for my services...
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as your lawyer.
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- You're not our lawyer.
- Well, not yet.
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Look, I know that HHM is shiny and
it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers...
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and compared to them I'm like...
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a kiddie lemonade stand
trying to compete with Walmart...
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but here's the thing:
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What are you gonna get from me
that you won't get from those other guys?
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Passion. Commitment.
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Ask yourself this: Who found you?
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I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining
his $300 Gucci loafers out here.
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If you're with me, you're my number one
client. Morning, noon or night...
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you call me, I'm there.
I would be singularly devoted to you.
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Why not?
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I'm sorry.
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You're just...
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Just what?
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You're the kind of lawyer
guilty people hire.
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Did it make the paper?
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- What?
- Did it make the paper?
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Did what make the paper?
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Okay, well, probably missed the deadline,
but check it out tomorrow morning.
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Front page. The Kettlemans,
all four of them, safe and sound.
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- Looks like you called it.
- Yeah.
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Camping, you know?
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Pretty much right in their own backyard.
Well, ahem, five miles above it. Jesus.
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The night I had.
I got pine nuts in my shoes.
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But, I mean, can you believe it?
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I guess you can. It's just, you know...
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you assume that criminals
are gonna be smarter than they are.
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I don't know, it kind of
breaks my heart a little.
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Not the loquacious sort, are you?
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We can't all be as blessed as you.
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- Well, thanks for your help.
- Don't mention it.
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And, uh, if you ever need
any assistance...
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Whoa, whoa,
why is my client in handcuffs?
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This man is innocent.
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He's a victim.
Why on earth would he be cuffed?
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Go ahead, take them off.
There you go.
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Free at last.
Hey, did he tell you the good news?
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Never even kidnapped.
How about that?
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A family can't go on a vacation without
the whole city going on lockdown?
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By the way, where's your partner?
You lose the coin toss?
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Because we expect an apology
from him as well as you.
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You really don't wanna push
your luck with me, scumbag.
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We got eyes on you, asshole.
One little slip.
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- Just one.
- Yeah.
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Well, you're both very pretty, so...
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Well, ahem, I believe I did more
than what you asked of me...
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so that would make us square, yes?
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Great.
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- You need a ride?
- Camping?
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- You expect me to believe that shit?
- Yeah, I know.
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The things people do, huh?
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They decide to go camping
right after I run my little offer by you?
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Could be argued that all of life
is one great coincidence.
237
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,892
Somebody told those people
to, um, go camping.
238
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306
Somebody warned them.
239
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:55,229
Ahem. They're very woodsy.
And between you and me...
240
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,905
they're rash when it comes
to the decision-making.
241
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,529
They're not really
the plan-ahead types.
242
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,361
Yeah, I'd cut the cute attitude
right about now...
243
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:09,292
if I were you. You ratted on me.
There will be consequences.
244
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,125
Hey, if somebody
warned the Kettlemans...
245
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,503
it was probably somebody
who was worried about those kids.
246
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,550
Know how much trouble you caused me?
247
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,757
You didn't need any help getting caught.
248
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,890
Okay? The neighbour ID'd you.
You were sloppy.
249
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,849
Any trouble you might have,
that's on you.
250
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,859
Not to mention the blood in your van.
251
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,233
Here's a thought:
Ajax, Formula 409.
252
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,659
You have no idea the tap dance I had to
give those cops to get you out of here.
253
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,363
You gave them
probable cause out the wazoo.
254
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:51,168
Now, whoever the somebody is
who may have warned the Kettlemans...
255
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,914
got them out of there...
256
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,213
before you did anything
even more stupid.
257
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,756
You should be
thanking this Good Samaritan...
258
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,431
because whoever he is,
he did you a favour.
259
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,484
Okay, I'm thinking hourly here.
260
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,615
There were some
special circumstances...
261
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:15,623
so our elite-tier pricing
would be $950 an hour.
262
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,250
Round off to 20 hours.
263
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,083
Nineteen thousand.
264
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,553
Plus 1000 for travel expenses.
265
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,007
Consulting fees, 1500.
266
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,843
And, uh, research.
267
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,678
Five for filing fees.
268
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,183
I ate on the road.
269
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,271
And storage fees.
270
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,648
Miscellaneous expenses.
271
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,994
Upon this rock, I will build my church.
272
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,127
Double-breasted or single, sir?
273
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,925
Single. And I want you to cut
the arm holes high, okay?
274
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,847
- Of course.
- And trim through the middle. Trim.
275
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,593
- Cloth?
- Uh, oh-
276
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,017
Well, uh, wool.
277
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,594
Yeah, uh...
278
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,688
Super 170 Tasmanian wool.
279
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,144
- Beautiful choice, sir.
- Thanks.
280
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,901
- Uh, navy, all right? Uh...
- Yeah.
281
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,654
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's it, perfect. Pinstripe.
282
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,655
Shall we discuss shirts?
283
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,615
Okay, I'm gonna need your finest
sea-island cotton...
284
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,166
with a white club collar
and French cuffs.
285
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,583
I have the very thing.
286
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,037
And I'm assuming
you want to see some ties.
287
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:45,250
Yeah, I was picturing something
in a light-blue knit.
288
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,881
- Okay.
- Oh, and could you make sure...
289
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,679
those are real mother-of-pearl
buttons on the shirts?
290
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,056
- Okay? None of this fake plastic crap.
- Of course. I'll be right back.
291
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,261
Some coffee, David?
292
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,172
Ah, here we are.
293
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,471
Shall we?
294
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,803
Yeah, let's go.
295
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,053
Mm. Mm-hm. Yeah.
296
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,019
So, um, what do you think?
297
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,816
- Strawberry Fields Forever?
- Mm.
298
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,898
No, are you crazy?
Not even close.
299
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,278
Yes, it is, look.
300
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,203
No, no, it's way more
Sassafras Glow. Way more.
301
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,498
Use your eyes.
Strawberry Fields Forever.
302
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,416
Ladies, back me up. Hey.
303
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,960
- Sassafras Glow, am I right?
- No.
304
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,834
Maybe Rhapsody in Blond,
but...
305
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,961
See, they agree with me.
306
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,133
What happened to
"the customer is always right"?
307
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,884
- Sassafras Glow. Mix it up, all right?
- You're wrong. You see.
308
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,217
Big deal. I'll wash it out
in the morning. No biggie, jeez.
309
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,348
It's bleach.
It doesn't wash out.
310
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,725
What? It's permanent?
311
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,891
We'll Photoshop the colour, okay?
312
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,567
Change of plan, ladies.
313
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,317
I wanna go with a simple
curling iron job, okay?
314
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:34,321
Uh, give me, like, ringlets,
you know, on top.
315
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,573
Like Tony Curtis in Spartacus.
316
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,747
Yeah, like the bath scene
in Spartacus.
317
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,413
Stop talking about it.
Make me beautiful already.
318
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,900
Hello,
you've reached the law offices...
319
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,153
of James M. McGill, Esquire,
a lawyer you can trust.
320
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,701
Kindly leave your information
at the tone...
321
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,826
and Mr. McGill
will phone you promptly.
322
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,407
Hey, uh...
323
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,454
It's me. Hi.
324
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:29,164
Anyway, The Thing is playing
downtown on Saturday.
325
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,500
Thought you might be up
for some Kurt Russell action.
326
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:37,009
I owe you one, so why don't we just
grab some dinner first, my treat?
327
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,052
And...
328
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,640
uh, you know, if not,
can you give me a call anyway?
329
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,971
I really wanna talk to you. Okay, bye.
330
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,398
- Come in.
- Hey.
331
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,601
(Hey. He)'-
332
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,525
- How goes it?
- Uh...
333
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,697
Tricky, for sure.
334
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,651
Craig and Betsy really put us
in a corner with the police...
335
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,281
not to mention the press.
336
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,581
But this camping story of theirs...
337
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,625
they've been keeping it
consistent at least.
338
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:11,123
If it's okay with you, I think I should
talk them into hiring a PR firm.
339
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,378
Certainly for the next couple
of weeks.
340
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,129
Mm-hm.
341
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,846
So okay on the PR firm?
342
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,101
- Do you have a minute?
- Yeah, of course. What's up?
343
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,973
Take a ride with me.
344
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,804
Uh, okay. Uh...
345
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,106
Where are we going?
346
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,337
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
347
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,302
Shit.
348
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,463
Yep...
349
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:06,352
That's-I mean,
that's my suit, right?
350
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,726
- Am I crazy here?
- No, you're not crazy.
351
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,147
Look at the logo.
352
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:15,103
That's our logo.
He's just straight-up copying us.
353
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,690
I mean, what the hell
is he thinking with this?
354
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:24,529
- Really, he's, you know, a free spirit.
- Oh. Yeah.
355
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,034
That's one way to put it.
356
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,660
You two are still friends, right?
357
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871
- I wouldn't exactly-
- You talk, though.
358
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,548
- Not really.
- Still, you're the one he called...
359
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,673
when he found the Kettlemans' camped
halfway up the Sandias.
360
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,759
He was looking out
for his own client, that's all.
361
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:47,264
This isn't the third degree, Kim. I really
don't care one way or the other. I just...
362
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,729
He's really forcing my hand here.
363
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,043
- Hey.
- Hey.
364
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,469
Am I interrupting?
365
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:26,140
Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on.
366
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,644
Sit. Have a massage, free of charge.
367
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,268
- Okay.
- You gotta try the footbath too.
368
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,191
Oh, yeah. Ah.
369
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,565
Give the old dogs a rest.
370
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,908
- Go for the deep-tissue setting-
- Is that the small fist?
371
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,662
- Use the-It's three arrows.
- I did. I pressed it.
372
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,617
Yeah. Now, you feel it?
373
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,546
- Ah. Now, relax, okay?
- Okay.
374
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,044
You deserve a break today.
375
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,257
- It's very nice.
- Told you.
376
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,092
I get this free every night.
377
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,055
- Just one of the perks of salon living.
- The others being?
378
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,483
- Free cucumber water, obviously.
- Obviously.
379
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,356
Free Mani-pedis?
380
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,483
Uh, deep-discount Mani-pedis.
381
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,405
- Oh.
- The ladies still gotta eat, you know?
382
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,609
- Well, it's still a deal.
- Yeah.
383
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,241
- You're living like a king, then.
- Mm-hm.
384
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,342
What's this?
385
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,425
- Is this a cease and desist?
- Yep.
386
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,348
How pissed was he?
387
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,264
His head didn't actually explode,
but pretty damn pissed.
388
00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:01,103
- Like this-won't-end-well-for-you pissed.
- Yeah.
389
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,937
- How about that?
- Jimmy.
390
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,026
This is serious.
391
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,322
- I know.
- Do you?
392
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:10,198
I mean, what the hell
is with that billboard?
393
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,081
I know you have a problem
with Hamlin...
394
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,079
but I just don't get
your angle here.
395
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,832
Aren't you trying to build
your own law practice?
396
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,882
Instead, you're spending God knows
how much money turning yourself...
397
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:27,929
into a little Hamlin clone. I mean,
why are you making this personal?
398
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:31,177
- It's not personal.
- It is so personal.
399
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,850
It is completely
and totally personal.
400
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,305
- No, no, no. It's not. Nope.
- Yes. Yes, it is. Ugh.
401
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,189
Stop trying to pretend.
402
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,814
I can advertise, can't I?
What, do I have to clear everything...
403
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,692
- past the great Howard?
- You can advertise all you want.
404
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,820
That billboard is not advertising.
That is a declaration of war.
405
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,368
- "Declaration of war."
- Right at Hamlin's exit.
406
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,037
- You know he drives by it every day.
- It's business.
407
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,740
I'm building a brand.
408
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,246
You're ripping off a brand.
409
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,711
There is nothing original in that ad.
410
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,959
It certainly doesn't represent
Jimmy McGill.
411
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,791
Hey. All right, now,
he fired the first shot, okay?
412
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:10,379
Trying to keep me from using
my name? My own name, Kim?
413
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,222
I get that.
414
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,557
But this?
415
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,345
- You're better than this.
- I'm better than this?
416
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,681
- Yes, you are.
- I'm better than this? I'm bet-
417
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,936
Well, you're better
than that schmuck Hamlin.
418
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,188
Oh, come on, Jimmy.
419
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,518
You could work anywhere.
420
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,979
You could be somewhere
where they appreciate you.
421
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,814
Where they see
how valuable you are.
422
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,571
Where, I don't know,
maybe they care about you.
423
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,295
Forget it, okay?
424
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,420
If Hamlin wants to come after me,
he knows where I am.
425
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:51,003
I'll be ready. Guns blazing.
426
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,233
The cease and desist
is just the beginning.
427
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,945
The next step is an injunction.
You can't win this fight.
428
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,272
Your Honour,
I'm a humble solo practitioner...
429
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:51,777
merely trying to ply my trade in an
aggressive and evolving marketplace.
430
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,733
As I've argued repeatedly,
this is trademark infringement.
431
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,866
Mr. McGill's new logo
is an absolute copy of ours.
432
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,826
I think it falls firmly under fair use.
433
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:04,376
Fair use? You're clearly profiting,
so fair use doesn't apply.
434
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,670
There are only so many fonts out there.
435
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,998
Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all?
436
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,506
No. But we've been using
this particular font for 12 years now.
437
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,384
And it, in concert with our tri-rectangle
graphic and Hamlindigo blue...
438
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,558
constitutes a trademark-brand identifier.
439
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,978
Whoa, back up. "Hamlindigo blue"?
440
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,640
Yes. That is our trademark name.
441
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:31,437
Holy crap, you seriously named
a colour Hamlindigo? That is...
442
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,238
- Yikes.
- "Yikes."
443
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,736
From the man dressed
exactly like me. Your Honour...
444
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,694
I feel like I'm in the mirror routine
with Groucho Marx.
445
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,200
Like we should be standing
waving our arms.
446
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,248
Really? I don't see it.
447
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,826
In addition, the name McGill
appears in both logos...
448
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,163
which Mr. McGill is hoping
to further confuse potential clients.
449
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,294
So I can't advertise
under my own name now?
450
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,715
I'm to be penalised...
451
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,840
because I happen to share a name
with one of HHM's partners?
452
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,092
You can't take my name
from me.
453
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,675
The name is not the problem here,
Mr. McGill.
454
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,930
Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainly seems
to think so.
455
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,229
I mean, he wants me
to change my name...
456
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,399
because he claims that, what,
it's some kind of threat to his business?
457
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,645
Your Honour-
458
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:10,897
This is restraint of trade.
459
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,320
Okay, whatever happened
to the free market, huh?
460
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,899
- No, Hamlin here wants you to tell-
- Okay, enough, Mr. McGill.
461
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,905
I've heard enough.
462
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:23,243
All right, yes, you are within your rights
to advertise using your own name.
463
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:28,078
However, in my estimation, the billboard
clearly and intentionally...
464
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,129
duplicates elements of
the Hamlin Hamlin McGill logo.
465
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,133
You're actively copying
their established brand for your own gain.
466
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,927
I don't see any other explanation.
467
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,595
- Your Honour-
- Jimmy. Jimmy.
468
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,217
Wise up.
469
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,346
The billboard must come down
within 48 hours.
470
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,430
This is a classic
David-versus-Goliath story.
471
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:52,643
I mean, you got your gigantic law firm
stomping all over the little guy.
472
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,696
But it's investigative journalism
at its best.
473
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,898
It's right up your alley.
474
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,445
Uh-huh.
475
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:05,368
Yeah, okay. Well, let me
give you my cell just in case.
476
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,117
Yeah. Thank you.
477
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,337
Can I get the news desk,
please? I got a hot tip.
478
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,718
Wanna be the station
that brought down big law?
479
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,722
You could be like the reporters
that brought down big tobacco.
480
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,099
Look, I'm talking
Woodward and Bernstein here.
481
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:32,274
Your exposé on predatory ATM fees,
that was-Wow.
482
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,351
Well, it's a miscarriage of justice.
483
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,483
And I think your viewers
would be very, very interested...
484
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:41,487
and grateful to you
for exposing this injustice.
485
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,365
I wouldn't characterise this
as a community health risk...
486
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,196
but it's community interest.
487
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,706
No, yes, HHM is a pillar
of the community. Yes.
488
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,833
No, the war is
an important story as well.
489
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,540
That's why this action
is so egregious.
490
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,920
Sure. Okay.
491
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,469
Well, at least consider
the human-interest angle here.
492
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,757
Are you kidding? "Lawyer pulls
himself up by his bootstraps...
493
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,560
only to be ground under the heel
of the old-money mega-firm"?
494
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,808
That's hearts and minds.
495
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,105
Oh-
496
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,438
Yeah,
I have your number too, so...
497
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,816
Yeah, I see. Okay.
498
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,203
Oh, no, no, no, man.
Can't touch the goods.
499
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,532
I signed the form.
Only I can touch the camera.
500
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,619
Fine. May I suggest you
widen the frame to include-
501
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,170
The billboard is the story, okay?
502
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,498
I'm also the story.
503
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,714
- So gotta get me in there.
- Okay, so get on your mark.
504
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,137
No offence to your minutes
of experience...
505
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,217
but I'd like to see what we got
before we do this, okay? Other guy.
506
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,720
Other guy. Only other guy that's here.
507
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,181
Go stand where I was standing.
508
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,022
Shrink down. Shrink down.
509
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,733
Yeah, scrunch.
510
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:39,981
Yeah.
511
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,405
Okay, widen the frame,
get the billboard.
512
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,824
Okay, now get me.
Me, me, me.
513
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,367
No, not me.
514
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,114
Get him. He's me.
515
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,912
Yeah, like that.
516
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,656
- Got it?
- Yeah.
517
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,203
Good.
518
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,914
Okay.
519
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,962
- Is he in the shot?
- No. Dude, just go.
520
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,416
- How do I look?
- Great.
521
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,921
Well, uh...
522
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,298
No, this is my good side. Heh.
523
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,882
- Is the billboard in?
- Yes. Jesus, just-
524
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,184
You said 100 for one hour,
not fricking three.
525
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:15,558
You have a journalistic impulse.
You're a go-getter. You know that?
526
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,184
Go get this.
527
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,725
All right, count me down.
528
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,396
In five, four, three...
529
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,446
Gravitas.
530
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,280
I'm James McGill. Like most Americans,
I'm a self-made man.
531
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,207
I put myself through law school.
532
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,581
Working in the courts
as a public defender...
533
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,709
I represented those
with nowhere else to turn.
534
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,666
I believe in service.
It's what I built my career on.
535
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:49,004
But I've also had a dream,
a dream that many of us have.
536
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:52,432
A dream to own my own business.
537
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:58,268
Well, I scrimped and I saved and,
finally, I was able to buy one billboard.
538
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,061
A tiny foray...
539
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,361
into advertising
for my fledgling law firm.
540
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,149
I've always been told that America
is the land of opportunity...
541
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:12,827
and I believed it, until today. Heh.
542
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,827
Not 24 hours
after my billboard went up...
543
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,909
a large law firm came after me.
544
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,211
They said
that I was hurting their business.
545
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:25,757
They're rich, they're powerful.
I'm just one man.
546
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,335
So who do you think
the court sided with?
547
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:35,012
So now my little billboard
comes down.
548
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,469
Let me tell you something.
If they want a fight...
549
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,305
they're gonna get a fight
because I'm not giving up-
550
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:44,108
- Aah!
- Holy shit. Dude, the dude!
551
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,856
- Dude, the dude!
- Help!
552
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,108
The worker guy.
553
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,484
Oh, shit.
554
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,861
Please. Get me down!
555
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,488
- Dude.
- Okay. Call 911.
556
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,285
Help me. Aah!
557
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,954
- You got a cell?
- Yeah, yeah.
558
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,374
- Please.
- A guy fell off a billboard...
559
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,679
Unh! Unh! Help me!
560
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,440
I don't think that's very safe!
You need to be licensed for that!
561
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,775
Help me.
Man.
562
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:36,286
Not looking down. One rung at a time.
563
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,325
Not looking down.
564
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,805
Hurry UP!
565
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,681
Come get me.
566
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,475
Help!
567
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,486
Help me.
568
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,326
- Sir, I'm right here.
- Please.
569
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,319
Please.
570
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,911
- Pull me up.
- Here.
571
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,621
- Grab my hand.
- Pull me up.
572
00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,880
Pull me up.
573
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,495
You okay?
574
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,501
Took you long enough.
575
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,847
I was scared, yes. I mean, I'm not really
a big fan of heights, let me tell you...
576
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,352
but, you know,
something inside me said:
577
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,773
"You have to do this."
578
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,319
I'm sure our city's first responders
would have been here momentarily...
579
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,319
Jesus, can you believe this guy?
580
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,742
Whole thing was a publicity stunt.
It's gotta be.
581
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,286
That's all anybody wants
when they're in trouble.
582
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,409
Didn't think life was gonna call on me...
583
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,456
You don't think anyone's gonna buy this?
584
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:49,503
- In an immediate, life-threatening way.
- It's hard to say. People love a hero.
585
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,375
You take it as it comes, right?
586
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:55,880
The universe put me in that spot
at that moment. Who am I to say no?
587
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:59,759
You know, as a lawyer,
well, I help people every day.
588
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,590
Whole thing's a damn stunt.
589
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:05,723
I think my clients know
that when they're in trouble, I'm there.
590
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,804
I'm just a guy
who was in the right-
591
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,636
You have seven new messages.
592
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,270
To listen to your messages, press one.
593
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,226
First message. Received at 5:40...
594
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,056
It's just showmanship, Chuck. Ahem.
595
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,768
Yeah, right.
596
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,310
You're early.
597
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,184
- Did you-?
- Yeah, I grounded myself.
598
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,810
Hey. Big day-
599
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,812
My phone's ringing off the hook.
600
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,439
I have three consults before lunchtime.
601
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,817
- Three.
- That's great, Jimmy.
602
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,443
Yep...
603
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,409
- The worm has turned.
- Oh, ha, ha.
604
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:31,202
That's really great. So to what
do you credit this sudden change?
605
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:34,000
Well, I gotta admit, you were right.
606
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,543
How so?
607
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,963
Well, you told me to keep plugging
and do good work...
608
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,710
and the clients will come.
609
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,010
You know, I'll admit,
I almost lost faith a couple times.
610
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,589
But the worm has turned.
611
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:55,476
So, what, you've been getting
referrals from your PD clients?
612
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,648
Yeah. You know, you work hard...
613
00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,023
show you got half a brain
and people come knocking, like you said.
614
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:04,197
- I just needed to get my face out there.
- Oh.
615
00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,321
So the prosecutors then,
referring clients.
616
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:11,246
Yeah. Yep, exactly.
617
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,493
Was it Bergeron?
618
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,576
When I was starting out,
she sent me a couple of good ones.
619
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:20,380
Yeah, uh, it was someone
on her team, you know.
620
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:24,551
I mean, hey, it just took
some elbow grease and clean living.
621
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,879
People noticed.
622
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,006
I knew you had it in you.
623
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,893
I don't see the Journal here.
624
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:39,896
- Oh. Here you go.
- No, Albuquerque Journal. It's not here.
625
00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,443
Oh, yeah.
626
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,022
- I didn't see it outside.
- It wasn't out there? It's always out there.
627
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,527
I didn't see it. Heh.
628
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,157
Maybe they forgot to deliver it.
Maybe some kids grabbed it.
629
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,159
Because if there's one thing kids love,
it's local print journalism.
630
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,742
Heh. I don't know what to tell you,
you got a ton of reading material.
631
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:58,997
Look, hey.
632
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,500
Financial Times.
633
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,753
You know, I know Albuquerque
is a hub of global intrigue...
634
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,712
- but you think that'll tide you over?
- Fine, but if it's not here tomorrow...
635
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,467
I need you
to call the subscription office.
636
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:11,885
Yeah, will do.
637
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,888
Look, I gotta go.
I don't wanna be late.
638
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,515
- Hey, good luck today.
- Thanks.
639
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,312
Keep it up.
640
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,312
Hard work looks good on you.
50333
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