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Liquor consumption is
injurious to health.

"I wish I've a different
courtyard."

"With the company of
eager beauties."

"I wish I have a different
courtyard."

"With the company of
eager beauties."

"I have Just a few
desires as such." @bwtorrents.cc

"When I wake up in the morning.."

"I am surrounded by girls."

"When I wake up in the morning.."

"I am surrounded by girls."

When I wake up in the
morning these girls..

"Irresistible beauties should
be close to my heart."

"I'll print dollars
for my damsels."

"Irresistible beauties should
be close to my heart."

"I'll print dollars
for my damsels."

"And I'll have angels
to top it all."

"When I wake up in the morning.
I am surrounded by girls."

"When I wake up in the morning.
I am surrounded by girls."

"When I wake up in the morning.
Then these girls.."

"I do as I please.
I tolerate no nonsense."

"These girls wait for
me in a queue."

"I do as I please.
I tolerate no nonsense."

"These girls wait for
me in a queue."

"Luscious lips and rosy cheeks."

"When I wake up in the morning.
I am surrounded by girls."

"When I wake up in the morning.
I am surrounded by girls."

"When I wake up in the morning.
Then the girls.."

Hey, wake up!

You are exploiting the cattle.
They will stop yielding milk.

The sun is up so soon?

It's so un unpredictable.
It comes up any time.

For God's sake it's 12 o'clock.

My baby is up.

My son, have some milk.
-Drink milk!

No brushing of teeth. No taking
the name of God. No gargling.

Drink Milk. -In Canada..

..the first thing they
do after they..

..get up is have tea or milk.

Know what they call it? -Bed tea.

Yes, He doesn't know anything.

Son, when you get the visa.
Take this lady ailment with you.

Who did you call ailment?

What did you say? I'm an ailment?

What else should I say?
You have spoilt him.

If you'd given birth
to a brick instead..

..it would have at least
help build a wall.

I didn't give birth to my son
to ruin his life like you.

My son will go to Canada and lead
a luxurious life. -Yes, father.

I will go to Canada and find
myself a Canadian girl.

Yes.
-And I'll come riding on a mare.

Mummy, can't I come in a car?

Son, you can come on
a plane if you wish.

Listen dear. -Yes, aunt?

I've to go up to the court.

To the court? -Yes.

I am going to the immigration
Office.

I am already running late.

It's okay dear.

Wait for two minutes. I'll get
someone else give you a lift.

Ten twenty there goes the
bike of this Shanty.

And shorts go down

Hey, this too is gone.

Shampy, looks like the
bike Just got lucky.

Stop the bike, Son.

What happened, Daddy?

Tell me my dear, Shampy.
When will you grow up?

Many times I've told you..

..if someone give never so 'No'..

..and never say 'Yes' if
someone asks something.

That's why we never give a lift.

Why? Why not give a lift?

Such a beautiful girl will
sit on Shampy's bike.

And where will Shampy's
daddy will sit?

On the mud-guard? -No.
No. It will break.

Catch a rickshaw and go home.

You'll give her a lift for free..

..and make your father spend
money on rickshaw?

Listen up.
If you want to give her lift..

..so make sure take at
least Rs.500 from her.

Daddy, listen up.

You are really a greedy dog!

It's nothing about
being greedy dog.

This is the principle of my life.

I have always done this to
take and not this to give.

If she doesn't pay up Rs. 500..

..then at least take Rs. 300.

Excuse me! Will you please stop?

Hello. -Hello.

Will you give a lift
till the court?

You see..

Actually I've to go to the
immigration office.

But if you say, I can drop
you at the court and go.

Thank you?
-Consider Shampy's ride as yours.

Shampy's bike?

Not a bike. A ride.

Shampy's ride. -Okay.

Come on hop on. -Yes, Fine.

Come, Aunt. Come on.

What's happening Shampy? -Sit.

Bless you dear.

Aunt. Bless him and not me.

And also load this bundle on him.

Hold this Goodbye.
Thank you. Brother. -Brother?

Goodbye. Aunt. -Goodbye.

The girl left and the
old woman sat.

Shampy your good luck
has turned bad.

Hey. Hey!

Let's go. Son. -We will, Aunt.

It's not like you are getting
late for your wedding.

Here my good luck
Just turned bad.

Hey. Don't go somewhere else.

"We have done our best.
Now fate shall decide for you."

What happened? -You haven't even
started to fill the form as yet.

It's a limit. Man!

This is very difficult.
Buddy Natha.

Should I get a few boys
to help from outside?

We don't have to hit someone that
you need to call for help.

Well.. -I need to fill the form.

When will we ever get this
English off our backs?

Come on. Man.

Natha. -Yeah. -Look at that
girl filling it so quickly.

I will ask her to
fill it for me.

Just a minute.
What will you tell her?

I don't know English.
Please fill my form.

You'll not only get
insulted yourself..

..but will also get
me insulted along?

I have a solution.

Oh. Mummy. I'm doomed.

Fellow shows off well.

Hello.

Hi!

Do we know each other?

No. Actually I..

..wanted your help in
filling the form.

Oh. It's in English.

The amount you spent on clothes..

..only if you had spent the
same amount of education..

No. You are getting it all wrong.
-My English is very good.

I mean. My hand is injured.

It's difficult to fill the form.
-Oh.

I need your help. -No problem.

Actually what happened was.
I was feeding cattle yesterday.

And the rope went loose.

I got up and tied it back but
the calf.. -Okay. Enough.

That's all. What is your name?

Friends call me bomb and
also bone-wrecker.

And what did the lecturers
call you?

I can't say what he calls me.
-What?

He calls me Fateh Singh.
My name..

Fateh Singh. -Yes. Fateh Singh.

Shampy. This big lift has turned
the morning into afternoon.

You are already late. Now how
will you get the formed filled?

It's strange. Man!
-What's on. Taking so much time?

Brother. -Yes.

Shampy. -Natha.

I needed your help.

What help do you need?

I want to get the form filled.
-Will cost you 500 bucks.

Five hundred!

Settle for 100 bucks. -Nope. 400.

Do one thing.
Let's settle it at Rs. 200.

350!

Here. Take 250.

Hand it to me. Are you shy of me?

Not shy, brother.

Actually,
I have always done this.

And never this. Quietly take it.
-Ok. Then I'll take it.

Okay. Okay.

Form? -Form is there.

Your sister-in-law is filling
some other boy's form.

Go on, brother.

Thank you, brother.

By the way,
you don't look married.

Go on.
You will find what I look like.

Here you go. Your form is filled

Just sign over here.

Thank you very much.
I will do it. -Welcome.

Are you out of your mind?
Can't you see?

Hello. Kiddo. Don't insult me.

Otherwise I will kill
you with my turban.

You are threatening me?
My turban!

I mean with my turban. Like this.

How dare you!
-I got slapped once.

Liar. Your pen can't work but
your hand works to slap!

You hand hurts. Right? -It does.
-But it doesn't when I slap.

Idiot

He slapped me.

Idiot.

Where you going?

First you made me burn
petrol of Rs. 50..

..by making me give a lift
to the old woman.

Now I have paid Rs. 250 advance
to get the form filled.

Whom did you give it to?
-Your husband. The blacky.

Shut up.

She slapped me.

It's okay.
Shampy. Don't feel insulted..

Ultimately she's has given
something not taken anything.

Excuse me. Sister.

What is this?

It must be my photograph.
-He must be thinking..

.. if not the mother herself in
Canada let mother's photo be.

What's this?

Oh. My God.

Hey. Look at this.

Isn’t she the Bachchan's daughter
from Chandigarh?

Wild hair and scantily-clad girl.

No, dear.
She is our Mallika Sherawat.

Our Mallika? Who is she?

The one who comes in movies.

How do you know that?

I Just came to know through going
around in neighbourhood.

We are surrounded by temples..

..and are schools around.

Where do they teach this lesson?

Only God can save
anyone from you.

This is a limit.

You never know with this girl.

What kind of clothes
has she packed?

Mom. What are you doing?

Why are you taking out
my Jeans and skirts?

Papa, look at this.

Will you go out and
wear such clothes?

Everyone wear Jeans in abroad.

Do you expect her to wear
a 'Burka' (veil)?

Good one.

Why are you laughing?

You should wear nice suit and
cover your head with scarf.

You are no longer a kid.

Here you go. Is this fine?

I don't feel like sending
her abroad.

Hardly ten months are
left for her wedding.

Why don't we get her
married sooner?

Momma,
the one I am getting married to..

..he has no problems and you've
made an issue of it?

It's Just a question
of 7 to 8 months

It is a very big thing
to do a diploma..

..from such a good institute.

Tomorrow your daughter will be
a famous fashion designer.

Or else..

..she will sit idle and
trouble her husband.

Daddy! -Do I trouble you?

No. Who says so?

Pooja. Did I say so? -No.

You are laughing again.

Get this straight.

If you go there and say mummy.
The food here isn't good.

My room is not good.
-I will call you back right away.

Come what may. I will return only
after I finish my course.

First of all there won't
be any problem.

Canada is a cultured country.

And only cultured
people go there.

"First deed is to toil hard"

"The other is to down
the bottles"

"Third deed of ours if anyone
dare us to fight"

"We always are fearless"

Move.

It's moving?

Why don't you push hard?
-I am pushing.

Bike is moving?
-What are you doing?

It's moving?

It moving. Should I turn
it in to a Helicopter?

Hey. At least look..
-Even the cycle guy overtook.

Move my queen.
God is your saviour.

Will you turn to right?
Watch out. Watch!

Come now. It's enough.

Okay. -Live long. Go on.

Take care. Brother. Don't
forget me. -I won't

Here you go. Be happy.

May God makes you meet a
beautiful girl. -Yes.

Listen to me for a minute. -Yes?

Here I have brought with me
the special fritter's Manu.

Not the Manu. The recipe.

Hold it. -It is that special
fritter's recipe? -Yes.

And this is aunt Bachchan's
recipe for making green veggies.

Okay. -A lot of Indians stay there.
-And they eat a lot of greens.

And here is..

..Chandu the confectioner's
recipe of 'Jelebis' (Indian sweet)

Enough. I think that's more
than enough for me.

Okay. Listen up. -What?

When you go inside.. -Yeah..

..Keep your eyes open. -Okay.

Often you don't know..

..you might find a girl at the
airport itself. -Really?

Fine.

Daddy.

Don't worry.

Your dear son will go to Canada
and will be well settled.

He will find a resident girl
and get married to her.

As you keep saying..

Your Chawla fish stall here..

..will be known as Chawla
Fish Centre over there.

We will sell our dear
bike for Rs. 2375..

..and will invest Rs. 30.075..

..we'll buy a bigger
ride of Yamaha.

And on the rear we will write
Shampy and daddy's ride.

Daddy.

Bless you. My son. Long live.

Daddy.

Love you. Daddy. -Love you do.

Miss you. Daddy.

Okay Fateh Singh.
Your destiny is about to change.

Two coffees.
Brother -It will be Rs. 200. Sir.

200 bucks? -Yes. Sir.

Hey. In Jagraon it's available
for 20 bucks?

Sir. Then you should have taken
the flight from there.

You keep selling tea
at the airport.

You can't ever go to Canada.
-Okay.

Here. Take this. Give me
the coffee. Hurry up.

Hello.

Hello. How sweet.

Sweet.
How do you know I am sweet?

Nowadays everyone say hello.

After so many years I came
from Canada to Punjab..

..but it is the same situation
like Canada in Punjab as well.

Hello. Hello.

After many years?

Meaning you're settled in Canada?
-Yes. Of course.

Oh. Very good. Nice.

Let's have tea for
celebrate that.

Forget tea. Have coffee.

Hello. -Hello. -Have coffee.

Hello! How come you're here?
-I am off to Canada.

I don't mop the floors at the
airport like you. -Coffee?

Look at this.
Shampy is also off to Canada.

I have got the visa. -If you dare
give coffee to this girl then..

What will you do?

I will call the security.
Security!

Look. I'll drink the coffee..

..and my son can have the tea.

Son? -Yes. Son.

You are married? -Of course.

Then you should have tea.
It is good health.

Tea and Shampy have nothing
to do with married people.

Sister.

They are strange guys!

Sorry. Sir. We cannot
take this tea back.

How can't you take it back?

This tea is as fresh
and untouched as me.

Quietly place Rs.
80 on my hand like this.

Otherwise nobody will
be your worst enemy.

I will call the security.
I will shout.

Sue you.
I am very short-tempered.

You see. The thing is. I bought
the tea for a girl.

She turned out to be married.
It became useless.

I'll see how you go to Canada.

It's of no use to me.

Quietly pay up or the
fight will escalate.

We will have a terrible fight.

Okay. Fateh Singh. Now find
another permanent resident.

Good Morning. -Good morning.

Your passport and boarding card?

Yeah. Passport.

The passport..

I had kept my passport here.
Where's it gone?

Where's the passport.. -Sir. Please
move back. Please stand aside.

Why on the side?

I swear on my bike.
I had a passport.

You cannot go enter without a
passport. -How can't I go inside?

No one can stop Shampy
from going to Canada.

I want to buy a bigger bike.

If you stop me I will hurt
you with my turban.

Move. Move back.

Two slaps to dear son!

Now I get three slaps.

Excuse me!
Can you please carry our bags?

I could have done so by myself
but my hand is injured.

Actually. Yesterday when I
was feeding the cattle..

And the robe came loose.
Etcetera. Etcetera

Now no matter what you say.
We need to stick together.

Because both of us are
going to Canada.

It is a 20 hour Journey. It'll
be easier if we stay together.

By the way. Pay attention when
they make the “enouncecant”.

It's not Enouncecant.
It is Announcement.

Whatever. You'll pay attention.
Won't you? -Go away!

Where are you going?

Forget 20 hours. I cannot sit
with you even for 20 seconds.

Smartass.

Now tell me. You never know
what's in store in life.

That's why I say..

..that without thinking one
shouldn't give any straight-pant.

It's not Straight-pant.
It is Statement.

Whatever it may be.
You shouldn't give it.

If I sit with him.
He will make me crazy.

What? Crazy? -Yes. Ma'am?

Can you change my seat. Please?

Sorry.
Ma'am. All seats are occupied.

Oh. God. I accept whatever
You have in stored for me.

Oh. God. Oh. God. Oh. God.

Look.. I was chatting so that..

I was chatting so that this
long Journey gets easy.

If you don't want to talk
or hear me. Then don't.

I. Too. Am going to remove
my turban and sleep.

It's a very long Journey. Right?

Daddy!

Give me a kiss darling.
-Oh. Sure. Baby.

Hey!

Back off.

How did I come here? -Wasn't I
giving a hug to the Canadian woman?

I know everything. -It is Just an
excuse to take advantage of.

You are sticking on like a leech.

A leech? If I want to do that I
would to a Canadian resident.

I won't leech on to someone
hideous like you.

What? Hideous? -Yes. Hideous.

Have you ever seen your
face in the mirror?

You look like Gurdas Mann's
chorus singer.

Are you a girl or a witch?

Had this safety belt was not on..

..I would have taught
you a lesson.

Oh. Really?
Then unclasp it and go ahead.

That's the problem.
I don't know how to open it.

Passengers are requested to
fasten their seatbelts.

As our flight is about to land at
Vancouver international Airport.

She speaks so well.

We'll be landing shortly
in Canada! -Canada!

Yes. Sir? How may I help you?

We are landing in Canada? -Yes.
Sir.

Then help me tie my turban.
-Sorry. Sir?

Nothing.

See you then.

Didn't even realize when
the Journey ended.

Hours flew like minutes.

This is the longest
Journey of my life.

Great. -Forgot Punjabi as soon
as you landed in Canada.

And you've started
speaking English?

That's enough now.
I am.. -Show me what it is?

From where do I..
-What are you doing?

This is my photo.

If you find a resident Punjabi
or even a Canadian girl..

..then show her my photo. -Give
her a rupee and fix my alliance.

Don't waste time.
Because after all..

..in a foreign country a Punjabi
should come handy to another.

Of course. You are right.

Hence whenever I see a resident
Punjabi girl..

..I will show her your
photo and warn her..

..and tell her not to get
involved with a beast like you.

Idiot. -Monkey.

Oh.
God. Is she a girl or trouble?

Thank God.
I won't have to face her again.

God. What did you get me into?

Thank God I got rid of him.

Jat has reached Canada. My dear.

It is very cold out here.

Hello.

Hello. Yes. Fateh.

So did you get settled there?
-Settled?

This place and its people are so
good. -Such beautiful.. Oh God.

Hey. Watch were you are
going. You idiot.

Same to you.

They are so friendly.

Who is talking in English
in the background?

No one. I wanted a servant
to do odd Jobs at home.

What?

Have you kept a Canadian servant?
-What's so great about it?

Okay. Fine now. Stop talking.
I am in Canada. You idiot.

I wonder how much he has got
me billed in dollars.

Strange. Man!

There are such servants
in Canadian as well?

Why did he keep a Canadian
as his servant..

..and why not someone from
one of his natives?

Hey. I hear..

..even rustic natives
there speak English.

And comes in a cars..

..to plough the ground
and do menial Jobs.

Brother.
Why won't he come in a car?

There are thousands of Biharis.

Post graduate in Arts.
He even has a mobile phone.

I have even heard that..

..the rustic guy there.
Eat more than the guys here.

Apna Chulha (Our Stove).

Apna Chulha.

The address is the same.
But they've put up two boards.

A customer!

Let's find out.

Before the witch comes
and nabs him..

..I should grab him outside.

Hello. Son. -Hello. Sir. Is this
Apna Chulha restaurant?

Not mine. It's all yours.

Of course this Apna Chulha.

It's written right there. -Really?

Come.
Please. Welcome. Come in. -Okay.

Welcome.
-Sir. I have come from Punjab.

People who wear such turbans
usually come from Punjab.

They can't be coming from China.
-What? -Sit. Have a seat.

Bhola. Where are you?

Get milk and buttermilk for him.
Be quick.

Milk and Lassi? -Yes. Sir.

Such affection. Sir?

Son. All one needs is love.

What is money?

Money is Just the dirt of hand.

And by the grace of
God I have a lot.

What?
-I mean it snows a lot in Canada.

So.
We bathe less during Christmas.

Look. It doesn't snow at
all in our Punjab..

..yet I bathe less.

What?

Sir. What will you have? Kidney
beans. Meat balls in cream.

Bro. I am starving.

Having sandwiches in plane
has constipated me.

And they don't even speak properly.
-She asked me what will I eat.

I said get me some nuts
and fried bread.

She said.
You aren't in a procession.

This is nothing. Son.

When I came on a plane for
the first time.. -Yes.

I felt restless. -I rang the
bell. She asked me what I want.

I said I am feel auspicious.

She said why are you
making crying face?

You should be happy.
That means you're pregnant.

Sir. Which airline are
you talking about?

Don't force me to slap you.

Go inside and get Punjabi meal.

Son. Our Punjab meal consists of
all items in small quantity.

And a special kind of
flatbread as well.

I think we should talk
before I eat.

Talk?
It's not like we have to hurry.

Aren't we talking since so long?

Have it.
-Here you go. A Punjabi meal.

Okay.

Have it. Very good.

It's 3 o'clock.

Why hasn't he come as yet?

Did he disappear from
the airport itself?

It was very tasty.
Sir. I enjoyed it a lot.

This is nothing.
This will be followed by sweets.

It's bad.

What did you say is bad?

I did not say your sweets as bad.
Sir.

I was saying that what my
villagers thought was bad.

They say that Punjabis change
once they go abroad.

I say the true Punjabis
live over here.

True.
-You fed me such a good meal.

You were so affectionate to me.

You have made me cry. Sir.

Son. Don't be emotional.

There is a phone call. Sir.

It is yours.

It is not my phone. It is yours.

No. The phone is mine but
the call is yours.

Son. How could be the phone
yours and call is mine?

Are you in your senses?

Bhola.
Did you add a lot of baking soda?

Hello.
-What hello? Where are you?

This is Channo from Apna Chulha.

Ms. Chhanno! -Chhanno.

Hello. I seek your blessings.

I am already sitting
in Apna Chulha.

I am eating. -Where are you?

Bhola. Before that witch comes.
Take 5 dollars from him.

If she comes here we won't
get a single penny.

No. I am telling the truth.
I am in Apna Chulha.

A Sikh gentleman is
standing before me.

A Sikh gentleman!

How did you get trapped
in that thug's trap?

Thug? No. He is a very nice man.

He is an angel. He fed me.

He was so affectionate to me.

I think it got disconnected.

Five dollars.

What for? -For the food hogged.

I thought you are serving
me out of affection.

I won't pay a single penny.
-Why so?

I have come to Canada to make
money. Not to splurge.

Well done.
Boy. You have pleased me.

Don't give him a single penny.

Who is asking for a penny?

I have asked for five
dollars /Five!

Son. If you want to work for
Chhanno then don't pay him.

You will have to pay up.
-Wonderful!

And are you going
to take from me?

Have you seen your face? You look
like a Kashmiri terrorist.

I will slice you up.

If I were to be in Chandigarh..

..what will be left of you?

Think about your youth.

If you lose your body. What will
be left with you? -Move back.

Let's go. My tiger.

Don't indulge with
inconsequential people.

Sir. Wasn't he a bit too much?
-You may get a slap from me.

Bloody pest.

Mr. Garewal was praising
you a lot.

He said call the boy form Punjab.
You're a very good cook.

'Why not he'd praise.
He took a million from me.'

'I spent a million rupees
to become a cook here.'

What? -I mean men like
Mr. Garewal is one in a million.

Yes. Yes. -Yeah that's true. -Okay.
Tell me what all you can cook.

Just order me.
Kidney beans and rice. Grams.

Peas and cottage cheese.
Spinach. Creamy lentils.

You can ask me to cook anything.

I place the flatbread on
clay oven like this.

And I make chutney like this.
Like this.

I wonder why I feel you are
all talk and no show.

Making flatbread etcetera
isn't your forte.

No. You can test me if you want.

Fine.
I will give you the ingredients.

You make curry and dumplings.

Curry? -Yes.

Right away.

Lucky Inn's lentils.

Multani's black gram curry.

Aman Chicken's Tandoori chicken.

Darn. He didn't give me curry
and dumplings' recipe.

I am doomed.

I'll call up mother.

Phone.

Hello? -Mom.
I seek your blessings.

My baby. My child. My son.

Fateh! It's Fateh's phone.

How are you. Son?

I am fine. Mother. You tell me.
Are you alright? -I am fine. Son.

Well. I needed your help
mother. Actually it is..

How does one make curry?

Have you gone to Canada
to make curry?

No. Mother. Not it me
who'll make curry.

The servant I kept.
I wanted to teach him.

Oh! -He's teaching the
servant to make curry.

Hats off to you.
Natha. You have spread the news.

Yes. Mother. I wanted
to teach it to him.

Son. Tell your servant
to ask for the gas.

I knew it. How can anything
that I make taste bad?

It's Just okay.
You need practice.

Not a problem. You will learn
if you become my intern.

Listen up. -Yes.

Keep two things in mind if you
want to work here. -Okay.

Firstly. If a customer comes
outside. He should come in here.

He shouldn't go elsewhere.

It'll be done.
No tension. Okay. -Yes.

Secondly.
Think of such a scheme..

..that Joginder's servant
runs away.

And he is left alone.

I will think of something.
You need not worry. -Yes. -Yes.

Switch off the Punjab's phone.
Okay?

Otherwise your bill will be
more than your pay check.

I will give you a phone tomorrow.
-Thank you very much.

Now you can leave.
Be here on time tomorrow.

Where am I supposed to go?

Oh my. Go home.

I have given you a Job.
Not my daughter..

..that I will keep you here
as live-in son-in-law.

So. I should consider
that as a no. Right?

Come on.
Fateh Singh. Hunt for a house.

So. Ms. Pooja. How do
you like the house?

I like it. -Yeah?

It is even close to my college.

But don't you think the
rent is a little high?

600 dollars a week.
Four months' rent in advance.

Look the market rate of this
house is at least 1000 dollars.

But only 600 dollars for you.

So. I think you must take
it. It's a steal.

Okay. I'll take it.

Do there you go. It's a deal.
-Thank you. -Welcome.

I will withdraw the money and
meet you in some time. -No problem.

Okay.

20. 40. 60. 80.. 100.

200. 240 and..

My money!

Darn!

Only 160 dollars!

God!

If I called home.
Mummy will call me back.

What to do?

Will have to find some
cheap accommodation.

Hi! I am Pooja.

I saw your ad in the paper.

Pooja? -Yeah.

From which part of India you are?

You know Hindi?

I am from Punjab.

Good. Then let's talk in Punjabi.

Great.

By the way. Which part of Punjab
you belong to? -Multan. Pakistan.

I got mistaken because
of your name.

I got married to Roger
a few years back.

And after him..

..I became Rehana to Kathie. -Oh!

He passed away two years ago.

Now it's Just me..

..and his daughter Jennifer
from his earlier marriage.

Sometimes she visits
me on weekends.

Ma'am. I need a place to stay.

You are a little late.

A boy had come today.

I rented my suite to him.

My bad luck.

Wait.

I think there is a solution.

If you wish..

..you can share with him.

No. I& I don't know.

I don't know who he is.
What kind of a boy he is.

In my opinion the boy
is very decent.

Okay. This Job is done.

Mallika. We Just have each other
in this foreign country.

You must be wondering what
kind of a boy I am.

I am here to find a resident girl
but I am flirting with you.

But get this straight.

You are my first love.
And you'll remain so.

After all..

..you are the only mistake
of my youth.

Excuse me.

Yes. Ma'am? -I forgot your name.

My friends call me bomb and my
mom calls me her darling son.

And the teachers say that you
can't even clear 10th standard.

Right? -Hey. You!

Oh. My God!

You both know each other?

That means you guys can
share the apartment.

Share? With this beast?

No way. Never.

I will sleep on the street.
-Nonsense.

I'll return to Punjab. -Go.

But I won't stay at the place
where he stays. -Go.

Idiot.

I don't want her here.

Hey. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Man!

It's dusk. You are alone. This
country is foreign to you.

And it is so cold outside.

No. I cannot let this happen.

I know you take me wrong.

I am not a good guy. I am rustic.

But I am not so stonehearted.

Do one thing.
Keep this blanket with you.

It'll be handy if you
sleep in the park.

Don't thank me for it.

Because one Punjab only helps
another in a foreign country.

Animal.

Hear that. It's no use doing
good for anyone nowadays.

Whose call is it?

Hello? -Daddy! Daddy. Hello!

Pooja. My child? @bwtorrents.cc

How are you. Dear?

I am fine. How about you?

It's the usual for me.

Flatbread and lentils is what
I have as vegetarian.

And her scolding as non-vegetarian.
-You tell me. Dear. -Hey!

Who are you complaining
about me at midnight?

Pooja. Who else? It's her call.

Pooja has called? -Yes.

At this hour? I am sure she must
be in some kind of trouble.

Ask her.
Has she kept her head covered?

Yes. I have the scarf on my head.

I Just called to tell you that..

..I've reached safe and sound.

You shouldn't worry.

Okay.

Bye. Daddy.

Bye.

Now!
You did not let me speak to her.

She disconnected the line.

Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

125th street.

Surrey.

Amrit Puni.

Amrit Puni.

Punjab insurance.

I will need insurance later.
Let me note down that as well.

Insurance.

These four are enough.

I will talk to these four.

Someone will surely give
a positive reply.

Anyway. I am very handsome.

What did you say Ms. Mallika?
Now you. Too. Will say that?

I am not flattering myself..

Excuse me. Fateh. -Yes. Aunt?

I had come to inform you that..

..Pooja is back.
-You are back again?

That's why I am here
to tell you..

..that she'll now stay in
the room next to yours.

But both of you will share
the living room space.

Fine. You are the landlady.
I am Just a tenant.

As you say.

Anyway. A Punjabi comes to aid
of Punjabi in foreign country.

Let it be.
There's no need to act great.

I have few conditions. -Speak.

Condition number one.

Don't ever enter my room
even by mistake.

Hear that.
Don't I have a room of..

..my own that I will enter hers?

What is your second condition?
-Don't come drunk from out.

Why drink outside.
I will drink at home.

But only in your room. Son.

Yes. I will drink in my room.

Condition number three.

I will use the bathroom
first in the morning.

You can use it.
I live like a king.

I bathe when the sun goes down.

Okay. Your highness. -Yeah.

Do you have any conditions
for her?

Yes. I. Too. Have one condition.

Oh. What is that?

You know like it happens
in Hindi films..

..when it rains. There is
lightning and thunderstorm..

..ask her not to hug me.

Because I am saving my body
and soul for true love.

Oh. Hello!

I will embrace a livewire
but not you.

I will take care of myself.
You think about yourself.

She is already fighting with me.
How will she live with us?

You kids need to grow up.

If you want to live in Canada.

Okay?

Sir. I have heard a lot about
Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

Find me a girl who is
resident of Canada.

This is my photo. My file.

All my details are in it.
My bio-data as well.

Just find me a girl who
is resident of Canada.

Yes. I will look into it.

Do one thing. Keep your file
here with others. -Okay.

Hello. Yes. How are you?

What's happening>

Oh so it is this!

I will get you the resident girl.
-They are well settled here.

It's my guarantee.
Why are we here for?

Don't you worry. Sir.

Hi.
-May I have a seat? -Yeah. Sure.

I couldn't help but notice
that you are from Punjab.

My name is Jazzi. -Oh.

You became Jazzi from
Jaspreet or Jasmeet?

From Jaswinder.

I'm Pooja. -Then I had to rent
a house on sharing basis.

But don't you think you should
tell your parents about it?

No.
It will create a lot of problems.

My mom is too orthodox.
She worries a lot.

But all mothers worry like this.

Yeah.
But college fees is already paid.

I Just have to somehow manage
to spend a few days and..

I am sure I'll be okay.

By the way.
What does your roommate does?

My roommate?

He says he is working with
the stock exchange.

But looking at his actions.
I doubt that.

Why? -You know what he does?

What? -Every morning before
having a bath..

..he stands before the mirror
and talks to his biceps.

Really? -I am serious.
He's like..

How are you? How are you?

Wow. My tigers!

Are you serious? -He is crazy.

Oh. My gosh!
-He is driving me insane.

What more do you want?

Salad.

After everything now
you remember..

Salad!
Why are you acting so arrogant?

I have to take five
dollars from you.

Give me salad and I'll
forgo your due.

Forget my money. Buddy.

Think about your Job. Son.

There is no threat to my Job.

If there isn't any then
I will create one.

You work in a restaurant..

..and give your photo to
Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

If your boss comes to know..

..he will kick you out.

You saw my photo there.

Why had you gone there?
Just for a stroll?

You too are looking for a
resident girl. Isn't it?

If Chhanno were to know..

..your Job too will be in peril.

By the way. Bhola. -Yeah.

Which part or Punjab you're form?
-Me?

From Kurali. -Hey. You are from
Kurali? -Yes. Of course.

Oh. Kurali. Wow!

Yeah. There was girl from Kurali
who used to be my classmate.

Yeah? -She. You know. Had
come so close to me.

Whistle.
-My buddy. Stupid fellow!

Natha from Punjab. -I see.

I told him to go and give
a letter to the girl.

Did he go? -Go and give
the letter to the girl.

Do it. -That idiot went and
stood before her house.

He started throwing the
letter from there.

Like this.
Like this. He threw the letter.

Did the girl picked
up the letter?

How'd the girl pick up
the letter? -Why?

Her brothers got it first.

Very bad.
-Moreover. They kidnapped Natha.

Oh! -They thrashed him.

And I..
I never went back to Kurali.

Really? -Now when I want
to go to Chandigarh..

Yes. -Suppose you're
going to Chandigarh.

Yes. -Then I take a detour
and don't go via Kurali.

Buddy!

I have noticed something. -Yes?

A Punjabi sure does help
another Punjabi. -Yes.

But a Punjabi also loves
to ruin another Punjabi.

Hey. Dude. You are so
right. Give a Hi-fi!

I want to shake your hand.

Here is my hand.
You wanted to shake it.

Don't you want to hug?
-So many hugs for me?

Sit. Sit. -Okay.

Where are we drinking?
-We are not drinking.

Okay. Bhola.. -Yes.

The restaurant we work in.

What is its name..

Yours..
Apna Chulha. -Apna Chulha.

Apna Chulha. -Yes.

It is in a bad condition.

It was in a good condition
earlier.. -Oh. Yeah..

..when both were together.

Your boss and my madam
were together?

They were like husband and wife.
And had shared kitchen.

What are you saying? -Yes. -Then
they fought. They got separated.

Then they started hating each
other like anything.

Like a dog hates a brick. -Yes.

True. Like this liquor. Isn't it?
-Yeah.

Like it doesn't get along
with our liver. -Yes.

Save.. save some for me as well.
Oh. No. No! -A little.

No! No. Way.

I will never let my brother's..

..liver get damaged.

I will absorb all this
liquor on my liver.

Because. After all. In a foreign
country.. -I know that. Dude!

One Punjabi helps another. -No.

You are wrong here.

Not Punjabi. My boy. One
drunkard helps another.

It is so true. My buddy.

Get up. -Here you go.

Shake hands.

Careful. My boy. Here you go.
-Let's shake hands.

Shake hands.

Yeah. Extend the hand.

Look at him. We were to shake
hands and he didn't do it.

Fine. I'll finish this.

Hi. -Have you come drunk?

No.

Liar. I am getting the stench.

You've come drunk!

There she goes.

Do you remember my conditions?

I do remember your conditions.
Dear.

But I couldn't resist
imported liquor.

I had little two pegs.
I surely did drink them.

I don't lie.

But I am not drunk.

I feel like throwing you out.

Throw you out.

But you won't because. After all.

A Punjabi comes to aid
of Punjabi abroad.

Get this straight.
Don't create any drama. Okay?

Otherwise.. otherwise. I
will call the police.

No. Don't call the cops.

Last time I was with them.
I had a tough time.

Even than I was not at fault.

Sit. I will explain it to you.

I don't want to hear
any story of yours.

Quietly go to your room and
sleep. -How can I leave like that?

It's a must to clear the matter.

The thing is..

I wanted to relieve myself..
Sorry.

Sorry. -Sorry.

I should have said that softly.

But I darn fellow did not know..

That standing next to a
wall to relieve myself.

They have police stations
at such odd places.

You know how our cops are.

They had my front
and back covered.

I was neither drunk that day.
Nor am I drunk today.

I have no time to listen
to your nonsense.

Why?
-I am going to my room to study.

Don't you dare disturb me!

I am going to study. -Idiot!

Idiot.

"Pooja. How are you?
What were you doing?"

"Pooja. How are you?
What were you doing?"

"Don't disturb me.
I was studying."

"How are you. Pooja?"

"I don't have big cars.
Just a vehicle to get by.''

"I don't have.."

"I don't have big cars.
Just a vehicle to get by.''

"The lanes of my village
are narrow."

"They are full of potholes.''

"Though the lanes are narrow
but my heart is big."

"Pooja. How are you?"

"How are you?
-What were you doing?"

"Don't disturb me."

"I am studying."

"Pooja. How are you?"

"Neither can I write in Hindi
nor can I handle English."

"Neither can I write.."

"Neither can I write in Hindi
nor can I handle English."

"Nor did I ever get admitted
to the English session."

"But I gave my life
to the one who.."

"..spoke to me affectionately."

"Pooja. How are you?
What were you doing?"

"Don't disturb me.
I was studying."

"Pooja. How are you?"

You will find the best authentic
Punjabi food here.

Great. I am bored of having
pizzas and sandwiches.

I know.

The Jat makes dough
in a big vessel.''

Before you.. -Fateh.

Yes. -Two customers are here.

Quickly prepare this.
I will serve.

Girls or boys?

Girls.

Oh. Wow! Girls!

Did you hear that. My boys?

Did you hear that.
Girls are here.

Today. Fateh Singh will prepare
such tasty food..

..that she will agree to
marry you right away.

Wow. The food was very tasty.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I'm telling you.

Whoever gets married to this
cook. Will be happy.

Yes. You are right.

Twenty for the food and
ten for the tip.

That's settled.

Well. Come on. Let's go.

Don't you think you're
tipping a bit more?

No. I didn't have change.

However.
The food was tasty. Right? -Yeah.

But not that tasty too.

I have change.
Here take it. -Keep with you.

Keep to yourself. -You?

What are you doing here.
You animal?

Tying to save my share.
Miss monkey.

Who is he? -My roommate.

Doesn't he work in the
stock exchange?

Today I learnt the
truth about you.

Liar number one!

Work in a restaurant and talks
about stock exchange. -Very good.

What's a big deal?
Can't a person lie by mistake?

As if you are honesty incarnate.
Right?

You were taking my money.
You female thief!

What? -What did you say?
You called me a thief?

Not a thief. A female thief.

Just because you're angry you
can't change your gender.

Oh. My God. I..I cannot
stay with you.

Then go. It's not like I want
you to make sweets for me.

I will stay here.
You go away. I'll stay put here.

Who do you think you are?
-Smartass.

Get lost.

Monkey. -I'll slap..

Excuse me.

Actually I feel both of
you will have to leave.

Look. Both of you gave
me a week's rent each.

And now the third
week is starting.

Aunt.. aunt. I promise I will give
you the rent in six days.

Actually. Seven days.

My request is the same.
Ma'am. In Punjabi.

Look.

Being Punjabi myself..

..I like you guys. But.. -I..

I like you guys but I too
have my own compulsions.

Please give me the rent by
the end of this week.

Otherwise you will have to
leave the house. Okay?

Kathy! Hi!

Hi. My dear. How are you?

By the way.. meet my new tenants.

Hi. -This is Pooja.

And.. this is Fateh. -Hello.

My God. You are a Sikh.

Is that so? I wasn't aware.

I am sorry.
I Just really like Punjabis.

Like?

Like means she likes me.

Punjabis too like fair
skinned women a lot.

I have actually done some
research on Punjabi culture.

I think that you are
great people.

Now it's bit too much.

Even my teacher didn't
know so much English.

She is saying that she researched
Punjabi culture.

And she thinks that
Punjabis are great.

Punjabis love it.

Yes. Balle. Balle. -Balle. Balle.

Balle. Balle. -Balle. Balle.

Four glasses and growl.

She knows everything
about Punjabis.

But I have six glasses
before I growl.

I am Jennifer. By the way.

I am Fateh.

Pa.. Pateh. -Fateh.

Fa.. Fa.. -No. Fateh.

Fa.. -A dot after FA..

..and then TE and say Ha.
-Fateh. -Fateh.

Did you see.
The girl learnt Punjabi.

Okay. Okay. -Fateh.

Enough of introductions.

Let's go. Jenny. And let's eat.

And by the way.
Both or you please..

Pay your rent by this week.

Okay? -Yes. -Okay? Let' go. -Bye.

Jenny.

Jenny. -Want some coffee?

I am asking you.

So. Did you find a resident girl?

I am facing bad luck.

But I haven't lost hope. Dear.

I have given my photo
in a marriage bureau.

Let's see which girl gets lucky.

I know a resident girl.

What did you say?
A resident girl? -Yeah.

Who?

Jenny.

Really? -Yeah.

Even then. Man..

I'm not even good in Punjabi..

..whereas she is an
expert in English.

We won't be compatible. -Oh. Oh!

It's okay if you don't
know English.

But you have other qualities.

Qualities?

In me? -Yeah.

Like?

Like..

You are a Jolly person.

Keep people entertained
with your talks.

Yeah.
That's true. I always stay happy.

And you're good at heart.
You say whatever in your heart.

Yes. That's also true. -I've
always kept two things clean.

My heart and my English book.

There are mote other
good things as well.

Forget about my nature.

Talk about my looks.

What's your opinion
about my looks?

Not.. not bad.

Not bad?

Are you encouraging
or discouraging me?

Tell me properly.

Handsome. -No. Still better.

I told you in better manner.

You look good.

Well. I don't have any
misunderstandings about me.

But if you say so.
I will accept it.

And..

What do you think
about my turban?

Great. -And my brain?

You are very brainy.

Then why are you fooling me?

What do you mean?

I mean I am being puffed up..

..but it's not like
I don't realize..

..when someone is flattering me.
-That's not possible.

Tell me what the reason behind
this. -There isn't any reason.

I am helping you because
we are friends.

Friends?

Me and you?

When did the world
change so much?

Hey. You don't need to
be so surprised. Okay?

It's you who always say that
in a foreign country..

..a Punjabi comes to the
aid of another Punjabi?

Yes. That is right..

..but how are you going to
benefit from it? Tell me that.

How will I benefit from it?

What I am Just doing is so that..

I mean.. -If you and Jenny
get close then..

..I will get a few weeks..

..to arrange for the rent.

Oh!

That's why you are being
so nice to me.

'Arrange for the rent.'

If both of us are benefiting.
Then what's the harm in it?

Yeah. That's true.

Yes? -Yes.

So then..

Friends?

Friends.

Good.

So. My friend..

No need to get so frank.
We're friends. Not a couple.

Oh. Sorry.

I mean I actually
wanted to know..

..that I and Jenny.. how will
the two of us get closer?

You leave that to me.

From tomorrow you do as I say.
Okay?

Okay.
-So should I make preparations?

Go ahead. -Yes?

Jenny and me.

Good.

All right friend. -Yeah?

What you were saying about
my looks. Was that true?

Yes. -You were telling the truth?
-Yes. I was telling the truth.

Then it's all right.

Show off.

Liar.

Good morning.
Jenny. -Good morning.

So you exercise? -Yeah.

So. You exercise every day?

Oh. Yeah..

I spoke in English. Wonder what
will happen by tomorrow?

So. You want to go for a Jog?
-'Jaag'?

Mother curdles the milk
into curd at night.

What? -A moment. I will explain.

She is asking whether you would
like to go for a run with her.

A run? -Yes. -As of now I have
been running after girls.

Now I am getting a chance
to run with her.

That too with a white Canadian
girl! -Yes! Yeah. Yeah.

Hey. Let's go then.

You. Too. Come along. Else she'll
irritate me in English.

Let's go.

Jog. Jog!

You guys carry on.

I am taking a break. Bye!

She is crazy.

I think things will work out.
She is very happy.

Yes. She is very happy.

So should I talk to
her about marriage?

I've heard these girls are
fast in such matters.

They are like that here.

What do you think girls are?

First learn to talk to her in
English. -Don't worry about English.

I will learn English
at Jet speed.

You want to go for a Jog?

Will you come with me for a run?

Jog means run.

Remember. Buddy.

You too don't forget it.

Jog.

Will you run with me?

Yes. -Oh. My Jenny.

Good morning.
Jenny. Good morning. Fateh.

Let's go for a Jog.

Actually.
I am not in a mood for a Jog.

Let's go for a walk.

Walk?

Now I'll have to talk another
lesson for a walk.

What?

Let's go for a walk.

Let's go for a walk.

Walk. -Walk.

Come on. Let's go for a stroll.

Come on. Let's go for a stroll.
-Very good. Repeat it.

Let's go for a walk.

Come on. Let's go for a stroll.
-Disgusting. What are you doing?

God didn't give you
fingers to do that.

Is that so?
If he didn't then tell me..

..why aren't all fingers
of the same size?

Oh. God. Men are animals.
-I am better off as an animal.

Tell me something.

Why do woman always want
to change a man?

Don't they've anything
else to do? -Monkey.

Disgusting.

Let's go for a walk.

Come on. Let's go for a stroll.

Good morning.
Jenny. -Good morning.

Let's go for a balk.

Actually. I think we should Just
sit and enjoy the morning.

Come.

Strange.

She is unpredictable.
She never sticks to one thing.

Hey you. Pooja. Come now.

I cannot handle this.

She isn't talking.

Hello. -Yes? -She is sitting
quiet. She isn't saying anything.

She should talk to me.

Say something that will
make her happy.

She is first Canadian girl.

What could be more
happier than this.

Say something in her praise so
that I may tell her in English.

Okay.

Jenny. -Yes. Fateh.

I like you so much..

..that I feel like circling
around your house day and night.

What?

Are you praising the girl
or the Mall road?

And why will you circle
her house?

Think of something else. -Okay.

Jenny. I like you so much..

..I feel like make you sit
pillion on my Bullet bike..

..and keep hitting on the brake.

What is he saying. Pooja?

One second.

Rustic.
Animal. When will you improve?

She will slap you if
she hears that.

I only said.. -You're stupid.

Well.. He's..

He's saying that..

..your voice is so sweet.

Oh. Come on. -And so are you.

No. Fateh. You are the sweet one.

Oh. God.

Ask her not to call my name
or else I will kidnap her.

You are Just so darling.
He's going to suit you.

Darling!

What did you tell her? -That she's
calling me. 'Darling. Darling'?

I said that Fateh said..

..that your voice is sweet like
honey. And so are you.

And she liked that more than
the Bullet bike thing?

Go ahead. -She called me darling.

Go. -Thank you so much. -Yeah.
Welcome. Welcome.

Jenny.

I wonder where he is since
the last three days.

Neither is he coming nor is
he answering his phone.

Monkey.

People don't keep servants
so that..

..one has to do all work herself.

So you are back?

Insect.
Where have you been. Fateh?

Not Fateh.
Call me Mr. Fateh Singh..

..permanent resident of Canada.
-And show me some respect.

And respectfully pay me my dues..

..because I am leaving
your darn restaurant.

Where did you get a Job?

A petrol pump or a bodyguard
to a white Canadian?

Small people. Small thinking.

That's why you end up working
in a restaurant.

A gem like me isn't meant
to work in a restaurant.

I am born to fly high.
You know. High level.

You know I still haven't
spread my wings.

What have you done? -Sorry.
Sorry. It broke.

How much must it be worth?
An ordinary glass. I am rich.

What price?

Ten dollars. -That's all?

Only $ 10? Okay.

Twenty dollars.

Thirty dollars.

Forty dollars.

What are you doing?

Who will pay for you. You animal?

Not an animal. Mr. Fateh Singh.
Permanent resident of Canada.

Put the bill of these glasses
in my account.

Because few hundred dollars don't
matter to people like me.

And anyways. Very soon..

..I'm going to buy Frencheeas.
Of 20-25 such restaurants.

Frencheea?

It's 'Franchise'.

Whatever it is.
I am buying it. Isn’t it?

Hey. Have you hit a Jackpot?

Not hey. Mr. Fateh Singh.
Permanent resident of Canada.

Permanent. Okay?

I am marrying a white girl
that too in Canada.

No one in your generation must
never have married a Canadian.

I'll order food for
100-150 people.

As is.
I feed beggar. You may also Join.

So. Think about that..

..and call at my number.

Okay.

Oh. One more broke.

Not a problem.
It'll also be paid for. Ask who?

Mr. Fateh Singh.
Permanent resident of Canada.

Bye. Bye.

Don't even mention
love mistakenly

Where have you been.
Bro? -Love is a lie..

I am dying to have a
drink with my buddy.

Mr. Fateh Singh doesn't drink
with ordinary guys.

Have you become a DC?

Stupid. DC doesn't become a
permanent resident of Canada.

I'm going to be permanent
resident.

By getting married to a Canadian.

What are you saying? -Hear that.
Don't you know?

By the way.
I am shopping these days.

But if I have the time I'll
invite you for the wedding.

Does she have a younger sister.
For me?

Have you seen your face?

How can you be Mr. Fateh Singh.

The permanent resident
of Canada's..

..and brother-in-law to me?
With that face of yours.

My boy. It is not so easy
to woe a Canadian.

You have to work hard.

First get rid of your potbelly.
Come on. Get back to work.

Get lost!

I wonder where he is.

Oh my. You are cutting tomatoes.

There are eggs as well.

Where were you? -Why?

Because I told Jenny
that Fateh will..

..cook Punjabi food
for her today.

Not a problem.
You make it. With your hands.

And I will feed with my hands.

After all.
One Punjabi helps another. Right?

Very funny.

Hold these and get to work.

If you want the citizenship.

Yeah? Fine. No problem.

I'll get the citizenship
after all.

She acts smart.

Oh. God.

Hello.

Hello. Hi.

How come MTV is showing
Indian channel today?

What did you say?
-You will kill me.

Come in. We will talk later.

Jenny. I think I will die
of happiness today.

You are talking in Punjabi..

..and you are also wearing
a Punjabi dress.

It's my dress and I
taught her Punjabi.

I thought it is difficult
to teach you English.

So I rather teach her Punjabi.

You did the right thing.

Fateh. I have something I want
to tell you in Punjabi.

About how I feel.

She wants to express her
feelings in Punjabi.

Her feelings? -Yes. -Feelings
always sound good in Punjabi.

Yes. -Fateh. -Yes.

My heart says..

What do you feel. Jenny?

My heart says that..

Hurry up. I cannot control
myself any longer.

I feel I should say darn you.
You an animal.

So very right.

Very good. Jenny.

You taught her that.
Right? -Yes. I did.

Sorry. Friend.

I thought if she is going to
be friendly with a Jat boy..

..then she'd need to know abuses.

Right?

Sorry. Don't be angry.

What I really wanted to say is
that I like you. -Thank you.

Like? Means you likes me?

Tell me the truth.

And I think I am falling for you.

Falling? Falling means to fall.

I too am falling in love
with you. Jenny.

And I feel that I should
keep falling.

Darn you. -Damn you. Too. Jenny.

'"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"I'll take admission in your
heart if I have your permission."

"I'll apply kohl in your eyes."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"Leaving the world behind.
Let's go on a trip."

"There's no restrictions here.
Girl. Let's drink."

"I'll get lost in your tresses."

"I'll get lost in your thoughts."

"I'll spend all my
time with you."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"How do I tell you how
crazy I am about you?"

"You are like a Goddess.
I worship you."

"We will build our mansion
close to the river."

"We will decorate
it with lights."

"We will cover the path
with flowers."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

"Girl. Please don't mind if
I come in your dreams."

He is a nice boy.
You must've seen that.

He is good at heart.
-And he can also handle cattle.

He will keep Jenny happy.
-You are right.

I too feel that Fateh will
be good for Jenny.

Darn you.

Darn you. Too.

Both of them are crazy.

Perfect.

Look. The adjustments that will
be needed to stay with Jenny..

..I don't think a Canadian
can do that.

But I am sure that Fateh
can surely do it.

Yes. All kind of adjustments.

I am ready to do as you say. -If
you say that I should stay with..

..you as your live-in
son-in-law..

..then I am even ready
to do that.

Very good then.

Then we'll fix a date..

..for their wedding before the
20th of the next month.

And after marriage you
can go to Africa.

No.
Why do we need to go to America?

We are fine in Canada.

Not America. Son. Africa.

Afri.. Africa?

Yes.

Jenny is going to Africa on
the 20th of the next month.

Hasn't she told you? -Great.

Great.

But why? -She is passionate about
serving the African people.

That's why about three
days back..

..she too up an UNO's project.

And she has also taken
Nigeria's citizenship.

What?

Daddy!

Give me a kiss. Baby. -No. Baby.

Give me a kiss. Baby. -No.

Give me a kiss.. -No.

No. No. This wedding
cannot take place.

I came from India to be
a Canadian citizen.

I cannot go to Africa to
serve the people there.

I cannot marry her. No. Cancel.

What? -What?

Marriage cancel. -What?

Darn you.
You animal. You scoundrel. Rogue.

Idiot. Scoundrel. Sorry.
Dear. You douche bag!

Get lost.

Beware if you ever showed
your darn face again!

Even if you looked in
this direction..

..I will get you arrested.

Go away from here! Get lost!

Now it's something new.

Fateh.
Fateh. Wait a minute. A minute.

It's going to be dark.

I mean.. -You are alone and
this is a foreign country.

You don't have a place to stay
and it's very cold outside.

It is a little cold. -No.

No.
Fateh. I cannot let this happen.

It's okay if you think
I'm not a good person.

No. -But I am not so
stonehearted too.

Thank you. Pooja.

Here.
Take this. Keep this blanket.

It will come in handy when
you sleep in a park.

All the best. Okay?

Then. You don't need
to thank me. Fateh.

After all..

..in a foreign country. A Punjabi
comes to aid another. Right?

Okay. -Bye. Best of luck.

Hats off to you.

Buddies for goodies and
strangers for slanders.

Why don't you tell
aunt that we're..

..in this together?-Keep quiet.

Don't waste time.
It will soon be night.

Move aside. I.. Aunty! -Fateh.

Aunt.

You are back again?

Get lost from here.

It's okay that you threw me
out but the truth is..

..that Pooja is the one
who instigated me.

I am a simple person.
I cannot even talk in English.

Also I am the guy who
works for his bread.

Don't know what she got me into.

She is the one to tell me
to go for Jogs and walks.

So that she doesn't have to pay
rent to live in your house.

Aunt. I can explain it to you.
He is seeking revenge.

Revenge? What has she done that
I will seek revenge from her?

You keep quiet! -Aunt.
Pooja isn't.. -Aunt. He is lying.

What is wrong with you?

Have you gone mad?

I am not crazy.

I have seen people inviting
trouble a many times.

But this trouble inviting guys.
I've seen first time. -Shut up.

Where are you going?

A lone girl in a foreign country.

And sever cold.

Take this blanket. Okay?

It will come in handy when
you sleep in a park.

No. No. No. Don't think
of thanking me.

In a foreign country.
One Punjabi should help another.

I don't need your sympathy.

I will find a place to
spend a night in.

You think about yourself.
-Don't worry about me.

I can stretch and sleep anywhere.
-I also have my Mallika with me.

Then go. Get lost.

You get lost.
You cannot be trusted.

Who knows you might again follow
me. -What? -Follow you?

I rather die in a car accident
than follow you. -Die. -Smartass.

Monkey. -She Monkey.

Idiot! -Stupid!

Why do you want the blanket now?

Thank you.
God. You saved me from her.

Thank God.
I got rid of this animal.

Thank you God.

Okay. You didn't come for
work for so many days..

..who will pay for the losses
which I incurred due to that?

I will make it good.

Respect. Show some respect.

Who will?

Mr. Fateh Singh from Canada.

Permanent resident? -No.
Non-resident.

Who will pay for the
broken glasses?

Mr. Fateh Singh from Canada
will pay for them too.

Non-resident.

Will you have some Juice?

It broke.

No problem.

Mr. Fateh Singh will pay
for this loss as well.

But I did not break it?

Poor glass and rich guys.

What difference does 100 or
150 dollars make to you?

I'll make good all the money
installments. Ma'am.

You Just give me my Job back.

But I have a condition.

You know that Jogindar guy.
Don't you?

Make his servant flee
away in 2 or 3 days.

Or you flee from here.

Alright.

What? -Shall I apply nailpalsh?

It' not 'Nail plash'.
It's Nail Polish.

Okay. Whatever it is. Shall
I apply it? -Yes.

You couldn't yet paint
even single nail?

You good for nothing.

Get lost. Go and do your work.

Yes. Ma'am.

Hurry up.

Where I'm stuck! Don't know
when I'll be the resident.

So. There you are back
cleaning glasses.

Good morning. -Good morning.

How are you? -Great.

Very well.

Jazzi. Thank you.

I mean in such a difficult time..

..you sheltered me in your house.

Don't worry about it.

Forget the formalities.

Mom and dad have gone
out for four days.

My aunt's flat is close by.

When they return.
We'll shift you there.

Don't even worry about it.
It's all sorted out.

Thank you.

And you know.
Jazzi. I was thinking that..

..I don't have to spend much
time in the college.

I have the whole day with me.

If I get a part time Job.
I'll be able to pay rent and..

Sure. That's not a bad idea.

I'll find out for you.

Apna Chulha. Mr. Bhola Singh
speaking. Can help you?

I am calling from Sodhi
Marriage Bureau.

Son.
Did you leave your photo here?

Yes. I did. -A white Canadian
girl has liked your photograph.

My photo..

..a while girl has liked?

Yes. But don't be so happy.
There is some problem.

I feel the girl must be blind.

No. The girl is not blind.
She is alright.

She is alright and good?
-But she has three conditions.

Three conditions?
-The first condition is..

..that you'll have to live
as a live-in son-in-law.

Only live-in son-in-law?

I am ready to be all kind
of son-in-law. -Okay.

But the second condition
is very tough. Dude.

Is it very difficult?

The second condition is.
The girl is very fond of outings.

So you'll have to take her
to the night clubs.

No problem. I'll take her.

Okay.
But the third condition is..

Please let the third
condition be.

I accept all the conditions.

Okay. So you accept them?
So do one thing..

..pack your bags and reach
Toronto by tonight's train.

She will be waiting for you
there in the morning.

Be there at sharp 10 o'clock.
Don't be late. My son.

At least tell the name
of the girl. -Billo.

Billo?
This sounds like a Punjabi name.

Yes you dumb. She has liked
your photo so much that..

..she has changed her name
from Betty to Billo.

From Betty to Billo!

Here we go.

You dancing and Jumping
like a monkey here.

The lentils you had kept for
cooking has burned up.

Let your lentil burnt.

I have made it.

Don't force me to slap you.

Hey. Talk with respect.

I am not the same person anymore.

Now I am Mr. Bhola Singh
a confirmed Canadian.

To hell with your kitchen.

I'm quitting your Job.

Let me see how you manage your
kitchen without this Bhola.

What's life without Chandigarh?

Where will be of otherwise.

You fool. Think about yourself.

If your pants slip.
What will be left?

I care a darn.

I'll be back in a moment.

Oh. Wow!

Counting dollars your
saliva will dry out.

Don't cast an evil eye. -Here.
You also take five dollars.

Don't you feel the notes are
bit more wet with saliva?

Then give it back to me.
-No. It's okay.

Listen. Fateh. -Yes.

Our game plan was right. -Yes.

You see he will not
be able to find..

..a good cook in entire Canada.
-We won't let him find any.

He will have to shut down his
hotel and go back to Kurali.

Who's in Kurali?

It's my in-law's place. -Alright.

By the way. The people of
Kurali are very nice.

They are very hospitable.
They are very friendly.

My friend Natha. The people of
Kurali were very good to him.

Don't Just chat with me.
Go look after customers.

Okay. -Listen. Listen. Listen.

Not a single customer should go
there. -I will not let them.

I'm Mr. Fateh Singh. How will
they go there. -Very good.

There are a lot of people
at Joginder's restaurant.

I hope he's not dead.

Don't say like that.

It's the crowd of customers.

But why all the customers
going there?

We haven't done a single
business since morning.

Let's catch this customer. Oh..

Madam. Madam. Please wait.
-Please come here..

I'll serve you special creamy
curry of Chhanno's restaurant.

Yes. Rice and curry. Creamy
lentils. Eat whatever you want.

Please come here. Yes. This way.
-Just a minute. Madam.

What kind of special dish do
you have which I don't have?

Madam.
Please come to my restaurant.

I will serve you a special
kind of lentil there.

Madam.
It's a leftover from last Sunday.

So what if it's a leftover
from last Sunday?

I am not like you who serves
reserve lentil to the customers.

What is this reserve lentil?

Half eaten by others.
Food left over by others.

And that pair of tongs
standing over there..

He collects all the
left over lentil..

..and reheats it and serves
it to the customers.

If you call me tongs again..

..then I won't think twice.
I will thrash you.

What's life without Chandigarh..

I'll punch you if you repeat
this cheap dialogue again.

You're so agitated with
the name of Chandigarh?

I have no problem. -But your
cheap dialogue is irrigating me.

It's not irrigation
it's irritation.

Whatever it may be.
But it happens to me.

Mister. He is a young kid.

But you are a matured person.
Such heat isn't.

Heat he'll fell now. Ma'am.

They don't have an AC
in their kitchen.

All the sweat drips in the
lentils and vegetables.

Madam. Just let someone ask her..

..how could one sweat so much
in the month of December?

Talk about yourself too! -Madam.
Day before. In potato petty..

..a strand of hair was found.

The customer started fighting.

Instead of apologizing
to the customer..

..that pair of tongs standing
over there..

..he said so what if
you found a strand..

..of hair in a potato patty.

Do you expect me to
put all my hair..

..in that small potato patty?
-I eat my own food here.

I had warned you.
Now call me a pair of tongs.

Hit him. Hit him more.

Hey. I'm dead! Leave me.

Let me see how you touch him now.

You goon! -You are bullying
a person finding him alone?

They saw that I'm alone and
they both pounced on me.

Now don't you worry. Sir.

I'll fix this beast right away.

You are very stubborn.

I thought you'd have packed and
returned to Punjab by now?

Why?
Why should I go back to Punjab?

The one who doesn't have a place
to live here should go back.

It's not so. I stay alone
in a compartment. -Yes. @bwtorrents.cc

You have been getting
compartments all your life.

You fool. It's not Compartment.
It's called an Apartment.

Stop showing off your English
speaking skills!

After all. I to have some respect.
-Have your meal and get going.

She will not go away from here.

Instead you both will be seen
going away from here. -Why?

For your kind information.
She's my new cook.

Cookie in place of cook?

Hey. Cookie is a biscuit.

We know that very well.
-What do you know?

Let's go in. Sir. I don't
want to argue with him.

Customers are waiting.

Priest sir.
Since I've come here..

..some or the other problems
keep cropping up.

First. I lost all my money.

Now I am not getting
a place to stay.

I don't know what to do.

God has His own ways.

He gives us sorrow as
well as happiness.

Everything will be alright.

Just keep coming here serve
and pray to God. -Okay.

Did you have the offerings?
Just a minute.

Son. -Yes.

Listen to me.

Yes. Priest?

Dear. He was also in the
same condition as yours.

He spent the night
on the streets.

Didn't have a place to stay.

We gave him shelter. -Okay.

Son. Help her and give
her some offerings.

Take her to community kitchen.

Come.

So.
Don't you live in a compartment?

It's not Compartment.
It's Apartment.

I'm trying my best.

Liar.
-Wahe Guru! (A prayer to Lord)

I have the faith in Guru.

O Lord. Please let my photo be
in the list of confirmed boys.

Answer it.
It might be a Canadian girl.

Shall I answer it?

Hello.
I'm Shampy calling from Punjab.

The same Shampy?

I want to marry a Canadian girl.

If you want to marry
a Canadian girl..

..you have to come to Canada.

Sir. I was to come to Canada.
But what shall I tell you.

A rogue boy and a girl..

..they have become the biggest
pain in my life.

The day I went to the airport
to catch my flight..

..I met them.

They ruined my plan of
coming to Canada.

And apart from that.
I was even slapped.

Sir. Please. Help me. Please
do something. Please

Okay. Do one thing. Son.
You reach Kurali.

There is a girl there for
you for sure. -Really?

Yes. She has three brothers.

You go and tell them that Natha
from Ropad has sent me.

Tell them that you want
to marry their sister.

And your Job will be done.

Alright sir. What's your fee?

Don't worry about the fees.
You are getting late.

You reach there on time.
You are already in tension.

I don't want any fees from you.

You aren't charging fee?

If not like this.
You have helped me in this way.

Sir. You are like God in
Shampy's life. God.

The day Shampy comes to Canada..

I'll bring one kg sweets for you.

Son. Disconnect the call. Canada
call charges are high. Ok?

Bye.

Sorry. I am late. -Hello. Sir.

Yes. Please. Sit.

Yes. Tell me.

You didn't recognize me.
Sir. I am Fateh Singh.

Yes. I remember. Nothing has
worked out for you as yet.

Actually there is shortage
of Canadian girls.

Sir. My entire future and
my plans depends on this.

Have faith in Lord.
Everything will be fine.

Hello. -Hello.

Yes. Fateh. How are you?

What are you doing? -Nothing.
I am Just done with my cooking.

Now I am going to cook again.
-What? -I'm going to have dinner.

Yes. I am going out for dinner.

Excuse me. Do you know the
way to the train station?

Yeah.

Which way is it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah? You are great.

What a weirdo!

Have you found her?
-Now? I found her long back.

Okay.
Fine. Don't talk too much now.

The driver has brought the car.
I will speak to you later.

Great.
He has found a white girl there.

Here I am neither getting
a visa nor a girl.

No problem. Fateh. Let me do the
servicing of my aircraft.

I'll soon follow you
in my own plane.

Hey!

How would the young master
trap the white girl?

Stupid.
You know our master. -Yes.

He knows the Animal
Husbandry minister.

He must have bribed him..

..and got the recommendation
letter written.

Only then he could trap a white
girl. How's he otherwise?

It happened few days back
when he had removed..

..the wheel from my cycle.
Just to play with him.

I had beaten him black and blue.

And now look. He may not even
recognize us after returning.

Hey. Where they see they
find you accordingly.

I added turmeric for
yellow color.

Your lips will love it..

Where is the salt?

How did it get over?

Pest.

Yes? What do you need?

I don't need anything.

I Just came tell you that
after all we Punjabis..

..should help each other
in a foreign country.

And now we both are
neighbours as well.

Our fights will continue.
Won't they?

But if you need a scissors
don't hesitate to ask me.

Even if you need anything
like whole wheat flour..

..lentil.
Vegetables. Turmeric. Onions.

Even.. even if you need salt.
Don't feel shy to ask for it.

I don't need anything.

You don't even need salt?

No.

I don't need salt either.

But I needed it.

Monkey.

Don't mention love
even by mistakenly

Love is a lie.

My left one is eighteen and
my right one is seventeen.

How did this one reduce?

Tell me? Love is a lie. Brother.

Yes?

You were right.

That a Punjabi comes
to aid of Punjabi.

I mean if we need anything.

If the whole wheat flour
gets over or..

..the one is unable to lock the
restaurant then.. do tell me.

Oh. Wow!

You girls are very smart.

Why don't you tell me clearly
that you can't put the lock? -Pest.

You could have also asked for
salt straight away? -Darn.

Okay.
So you brought the salt for me?

Here take it.

Well. I think that we should
thank each other.

Yes. Well. Both of us
helped each other.

Yeah. Isn't it?

Okay. Fine.

Listen. Pooja. -Yes?

Well..

I was saying that. I mean..

There is no harm in saying good
night to each other too.

No.

Good night. -Good night.

Good night.

My dear son.
You've made me spend a lot.

350 bucks are spent on
Just this basket.

You should have at least spoken
to the girl's family.

As to who is the girl.
And how is the family?

Daddy. What have we got
to do with the family?

We know only this much that the
girl is going to Canada.

Natha has sent us.
You keep sitting quietly.

Natha did? -Yes.

Everything is fine and
the boy is also good.

Well. Our boy has liked the girl.

How is this possible?

This girl is ours.

Who are you?

Shampy and he is Shampy's daddy.

Out there is Shampy's ride.

Natha has sent us.

Natha? Who Natha?

The one from Ropad.

Okay. Natha from Ropad.

Yes. -Take this auspicious
basket of gifts..

..and fix the wedding date.

I got slapped once.

And two slaps in five minutes!

I got slapped thrice. Daddy.

Dad.. daddy.

Get hold of him!

Daddy!

Wait. Daddy.

Hey. Leave. Darn you..

No. Son. No.
-You're getting me killed?

It's not my age to get bashed up.

So.
Now you take all the beating..

..and I'll go home
and fix you up.

Roaming around like a Romeo!
Come. Come.

Hey! Hey! Move this way.

Just a minute.
Just a minute. Brother.

And now say.. -You are going
to beat me for sure.

But fix the rate before that.
-What rate?

500 bucks for each slap.

Five hundred. One thousand.

One thousand five hundred.
-Get lost.

First pay me.
-Wait. I'll pay you.

Daddy. -Get lost.

I think the bus will
not come today.

What?

Nothing. I'm talking to myself.

Then say it in your mind.

If bus doesn't come
you'll be late.

Stop worrying about me.
Think about yourself.

You too will be late if bus
doesn't come in time.

Yeah. That also is true.

Shall we take a taxi?

Taxi? Share it with you?

Never.

You decide. We both have to
go to the same destination.

We will split the fare.

So. Where do you stay. Ms. Pest?

Don't call me a pest.

I hate it.

Don't get hyper.
I was Just Joking.

I mean.
Where are you staying these days?

I have a friend.
Jazzi. -Jazzy Buffalo?

Jazzi Siddhu. -Oh. I see.

Her aunt's flat was vacant.
I am staying there.

Good.
I think I should meet her aunt.

Okay. Tell me one thing.
It's my helplessness..

..hence I am working in that
down-market restaurant.

Are you out of your mind.
Why have you come there?

If you have some compulsions.
Then so do I.

Am I fond of coming to a strange
country and work as a cook?

Yeah. You are right too.

Okay. Tell me something. -Yes.

Did you ever speak with
Jennifer again?

No. I didn't even enter the
street she lives in.

As it is. You didn't do the
right thing with her.

You must apologize to her.

Okay.
So I should apologize to her?

The entire fault was mine? It
wasn't your fault at all. Right?

Who made the plan? -You should
marry a Canadian girl.

You will get the citizenship.
-You are very handsome.

Great. Wow!
I said and you agreed. Right?

Have you ever seen your face?
Handsome!

Jat boys work in the hot
sun and get tanned.

God didn't bake you properly.
He sent you here unbaked.

Refined flour fried bread.

As though you are coated with
silver. Cashew sweets.

Girls look pretty if they are
fair. Boys should have a tan.

You mean to say. I am not good
looking? -Not at all. -What? -No.

Stop the car. -You take it to the
restaurant. -Stop the car.

I can't bear this girl.
-No. Keep driving. -Don't stop.

Will you shut up? Keep driving.
-I say stop the car. -No.

I cannot tolerate this monkey.
Stop the car.

Keep moving. Stop! Stop! Stop!

Get out of my car.
You'll make me accident.

How many times have I told you?

Ten dollars.

Here. Take five dollars.
-Shell out your share. -I am.

By the way..

To some boys fare complexion
suites well.

What?

I didn't understand
what you Just said.

I said whether or not fair
complexion suits any other boy..

..but it suits you for sure.

Friends?

No. I don't buy that. It's
a matter of ten dollars.

I'm short of one dollar.
You please pay him.

'After all. -Doesn't a Punjabi
comes to aid of a Punjabi abroad?'

You mean to say I don't.

Isn’t that what you want? -Yes.

I'll pay only when you promise
to return it back to me.

Because I don't trust you.

I'll return it back.
I promise. -Don't forget.

I'll remember. -Here. Take
it. Guy. -Here. Take it.

Thank you.

Well. What you said about me
being handsome. Was it true?

Very true. -You mean to say that
I am handsome. Right? -Handsome.

True. Handsome.

Animal.

Liar.

Welcome. Sir. -Please. -Welcome.

Please come here.
Sir. -Welcome. Welcome.

I'm not here to eat. Guys.

Want tea?

I'm looking for Joginder Singh.
-Myself Joginder Singh.

And.. and Chhanno Kaur?

Yes. Yes it's me.

I'm here to inform you
on behalf of my bank..

..that your bank loan
is six months behind.

Now. You folks have thirty days..

..to pay your bank loan.

Or we'll have to cease
your property.

Is that clear to you both?

And I need you to put your
signatures here. Sir.

Want to eat? Right there. -No?

Thank you.

That's your notice.

Notice?

Notice!

Did not he eat and go?

This is a new problem now.

I came to Canada to
become a citizen..

..but this is a new problem
I've to face now.

When they took the loan.
They were together.

This used to be one kitchen.

I wonder what happened that
they keep fighting now.

Now both haven't paid installments
for the last four months.

And if they fail a month more..

..their restaurant
will be shut down.

And we will be thrown
out from our Jobs.

Darn!

But one strange thing..

..wherever we go. We go together.

You are Joking?
I am worried about my Job.

Yes. Of the Job has to be saved..

..then the loan installment
will have to be paid.

But they can't pay it
all individually.

We'll have to bring
them together.

Yeah!

Great idea.

Isn’t it? -Yes.

Very good.

After all a Punjabi
comes to aid of..

..a Punjabi in a foreign country.
-I know.

Shall we go?

Yes. We have to go.

We have to go.
There isn't any option.

Yes.
I wanted to tell you something.

Okay.

That was merely a friendly
shake hand.

I too was thinking the same.

We shouldn't take such minor
things seriously. -Correct.

Because I'm going to settle
down in Canada.

And you will continue to live
in other's houses. -Yes.

Yes?

Come.

I owe you a dollar too.

Yes.
That's what I was forgetting.

I knew I was forgetting
something.

Don't forget to return back my
dollar. -Yes. Not at all.

Okay. Good night.

Good night. -Come.

Good night.

Thank God. You saved me.

Else I'd have been in mess.

Thank God.
The matter was sorted out.

Or else I'd have been in a mess.

So don't you have any better
suggestion for me?

Asking me to compromise with
Chhanno. -Mr. Advisor.

I can't stand that lady.

I agree that she is
not beauty-fool.

Hey. It's not Beauty-fool. It's
Beautiful. -Yes. Whatever.

But isn't she is far better
than the bank notice?

No. The bank notice is
much better than her.

The bank has not sent the
notice only to me.

I am not going to see
that fool's face.

By the way.
Why were you separated?

That scoundrel had strayed
in white woman's lure.

Is it? -Yes.

The lady from whom he used
to go to buy vegetables..

..she smiled at him twice
or thrice in English..

..he Just fell for her.

And he also knew that she talks
to everyone in such manner.

Okay. I am a bit can fused
about one thing.

It's not Can Fused.
It's Confused.

Yes. Whatever. But I
am fused. Isn't it?

I cannot follow your English.

Were you able to follow
that lady's English?

No. Not at all. If I could
understand her English..

..wouldn't I come to know
that she is married?

She used to say in English that I
love my hubby. -I love my hubby.

And how was I to know that
hubby means husband.

I assumed it's for an outsider.

Thanks. -What could I do?

I separated from him.

Ms. Chhanno. Men are animals.

But it's our duty to train them.

Come on. Forgive him. -No!

Come what may.
I will never ever forgive him.

Forgive him! Hold this.

Leaving such pretty woman.
He was after that white woman.

Even my phone number is 36-24-36.

Oh. My God. I am doomed.

What happened. Ms. Chhanno?

My weight has increases by 425
grams. What'd I do now?

I'll tell you. -What?

Look. Whatever you cook.
You've to eat yourself.

Weight is bound to increase.

If you work together then
customers would consume all of it.

And your weight too will
be under control.

Think it over.

You see. I have nothing
to benefit from it.

I'm not going to get anything.

But if you don't compromise
with Ms. Chhanno..

..then your entire business
will get ruined in no time.

And if Chandigarh.. -I'll punch
you hard Mr. Chandigarh.

Okay. Then we'll think about it.

Then come.

Move. Move. Come. -Come on.

Come on. Don’t be shy.

Come now. Compromise.

Come on.

Now at least sorry.

Sorry. -It's okay.

"You are high-fi."

"I am wooed by you."

"You are high-fi.
I am wooed by you."

"You are high-fi."

My name is Jalebibai.
-Oh. I am sorry. -Thank you.

Hello. -Yes.

Hello. -Hello.

Where is the party it the..
of Lakhwinder Singh and Pamela?

Oh. On top.. -Catering kid.

This way. -Alright.

How are you. Mr. Sandhu?

Bhola. You here?
Are you doing magic shows?

I don't. And times have changed.

So. You have become the
son-in-law of a white Canadian?

Then what it is?

Meaning? -I got a call from
Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

Come on now!

They are liars. They have
fooled me a lot of times.

Not that bad at all.

He told me to reach
at Toronto station.

You will meet a girl named Betty.
A white girl.

Though I didn't meet Patty
but Pam met me.

Pam?

But outside it was
written Pammi Lal.

It's not Pammi Lal. It's Pamela.

Whatever.
After all she is a white girl?

Yes.

So your name is Lakhwinder Singh?

It's not Lakhwinder Singh..

..now. I am Mr. Lakhwinder Singh.

A confirmed Canadian resident.

Who?
-A confirmed Canadian resident.

You? What are you doing here?

He is getting married and he is
a permanent Canadian resident.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

She is my friend. Pooja.

Hello. -Hello.

Okay. Now do one thing.
Go and get ready.

You have to entertain us now.

What? We will cook the food
and entertain you as well?

"A girl dancing with her friends
stole the heart."'

"She stole the boy.
S heart with a single glance."

"A girl dancing with her friends
stole the heart."

"She stole the boy.
S heart with a single glance."

"I was awestruck."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"Come on."

"The buttons on your top
are very distracting."

"Boys are eating out
of your hand."

"The buttons on your top
are very distracting."

"Boys are eating out
of your hand."

"They are doomed."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"Youth and beauty attracts
everyone."

"It attracts you like
fuel attracts fire.. ."

"Youth and beauty attracts
everyone."

"It attracts you like
fuel attracts fire..”

"From the time youth has
beckoned me. I’ve changed..”

"Be careful.

Boy. This girl has blossomed
into a pretty lady now."

"Be careful.

Boy. This girl has blossomed
into a pretty lady now."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

"My heart aches.
I had a narrow escape."

Very good

Wonderful!

It's late. Isn't it?

Yes. That's right.

You sing well. Get it recorded.

You too dance very well.

Yes.
I know that I dance very well.

After all I was the captain
of my school.

Oh! -While dancing I held
your hand by mistake.

Me too.

I mean. I wasn't serious
that time. -Okay.

Right?

Good.
I told you and I am relieved.

It's good that matter is cleared.

Or else this is the problem
with Punjabi boys..

..they become serious
if we girls..

..Just smile and talk with them.
-No. I am not one of them.

You know I want to marry a
confirmed Canadian girl.

I pray to God that I get a call
from Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

Though he calls me by mistake.

But I wish he calls me
up at least once.

I still have to repay
a dollar of yours.

Yes. Don't forget. -No. I won't.
-I mean no cheating.

No cheating. I'll give it back.
-Yeah. Isn’t it? Cheating.

Okay.

So.
I am going to change my clothes.

How long can you wear borrowed
clothes? -That's right.

You might also have
to return it back.

Okay. Good night.

Goodnight. -Okay. Good night.

Good night.

Thank God.
The matter was cleared..

..or else I would have
been in trouble.

Thank God.
The matter was cleared..

..or else I would have
been in trouble.

Hey. What happened?

Hey?

Just stand for a moment.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. -Bye. -Bye. Take care.

Pest. -Yes?

You are a girl and in a foreign
country. And it's so cold..

..and on top of that you
have hurt yourself.

Come on. Let me drop you to your
compartment. -No. It's okay.

Don't bring that thank
you feeling in you.

After all a Punjabi
only comes to aid..

..of Punjabi in a
foreign country.

Come on. I will drop you. -No.
Fateh. I am fine. -I will go.

Sure? -Sure.

Okay. Fine. You take care. -Okay.

I told you. I will drop you home.

Okay. -Yeah. Come.

Thank you.

Pooja.

Why?
Isn’t it a pleasant surprise?

Yuvi. You're here?

I had brought a Vancouver flight.
Thought I should meet you.

Why? Have I done right thing?

Yes. Of course.

He is Fateh. My friend.

And he is Yuvi.

My fiancé.

Captain Yuvraj Singh.

I am simply Fateh Singh.

What happened.
Pooja? -I got hurt at work.

Hence Fateh came to drop me.

You have changed. Pooja.

You faced so many problems yet
you didn't tell me anything.

Problems?

Then what?
I'd been to your old address.

There I came to know you're
sharing Apartment with a guy.

No. Actually. The boy she
was staying with was me.

We stayed there as enemies.

Don't worry about that. Bro.

I have nothing to worry about.
Mr. Simple Fateh Singh.

Because I know Pooja
since childhood.

You know her since childhood
yet you're marrying her?

Can't you keep quiet?

Kids shouldn't interrupt when
two adults are talking.

Captain.
I am here to marry a Canadian.

If you wish to marry
a Canadian tell me.

It's not hard to find white
girls.. -You let white girls be..

..you won't even get yellow.
Black or blue girl.

One who hasn't a good face
should at least talk good.

Shut up.
-Just a minute. A minute.

You don't need to find
a girl for me.

And you don't need to fight
with her either.

As it is. Day after tomorrow
we're going to India.

Day after tomorrow?

So soon?

Yes. Her course is over.

And our families have decided
our wedding a month later.

I have been given the
responsibility to take her back.

Marriage? -Accept my
congratulations for the wedding.

Thanks. -Congratulations.

Excuse me for two minutes.
I'll go and freshen up.

Then we will have a cup of coffee
together. -Okay? -Okay.

Congress for the wedding.

It's not Congress. It's Congrats.

Well. I'll make a move. -No.

At least have the coffee.

No. I am getting late.

See you tomorrow.

Are you..
coming to work tomorrow?

Perhaps not.

I have to prepare to
leave as well. No?

Then we'll never meet again?

"O my love..''"

"This separation is
eating me alive.''"

"This separation is
eating me alive.''"

"Great distance has been
created between us."

"Look at the ways of the world.."

"Look at the ways of the world.."

"Don't get arrogant."

Ms. Mallika.
It's not that she has left.

She had to leave.
She didn't come here to stay.

And it's a good in a way.

I did not dream about white
girls all these days.

Now I'll have wonderful dreams.

Only the problem is that..

Actually..

No. Man.

There is no problem.

But I don't understand that I..

Who I will tease now.

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

"I try to stop my tears but
they don't seem to stop."

"They keep coming everywhere."

"I try to stop my tears but
they don't seem to stop."

"They keep coming everywhere."

"Someone else who to give.."

"You might end up belonging
to someone else."

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

"When will you fulfill the
promises you made?"

"My love.
There are so many dreams.."

"..that are still unfulfilled."

"When will you fulfill the
promises you made?"

"My love.
There are so many dreams.."

"..that are still unfulfilled."

"The hurt seeps always.."

"The hurt might end up
lasting a lifetime."

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

"I hope too much distance doesn't
separate us forever."

What is your uncle's son's name?

Dilbag Singh.
-Dilbag Singh. I almost forgot.

Which dress is nice for the
groom's aunt from Patti?

This one or that one?

Ask me about a liquor
brand then ask me.

What do I know about all this?
Ask Pooja.

Pooja. You tell me. Which
dress should we keep?

Whichever you like. Mummy.

What is it. Dear?

Since the time you have returned
you stay very quiet.

Look. It's your wedding.

You aren't participating
in anything.

It's nothing like that. Papa.

Something is there for sure.

I've been shopping for the
wedding since so many days.

Not even once you fought with
me concerning clothes.

What if you don't like them?

Whatever you are buying
must be right. Mummy.

Look dear. Only a few days
are left for your wedding.

If you are happy.
Everyone will be happy.

You leave aside tension
about your in-laws.

Yet one thing. My child.

Don't leave this house with
a burden on your heart.

Okay? -Okay. Papa.

Yeah. That's like a good girl.

Okay. Tell me. Will you wear
traditional skirt..

..or Jeans?

Hello? -Hello.

Hey. Pest. You?

How are you? -I am fine.
Are you all right?

I am good.

I thought..

I thought I should
tell you that..

..I am to be married on 15th.

Don't you think you are marrying
a bit too soon?

You should have waited
for some more time.

Why?

What difference would it have
if I waited a few more days?

That's also true.
What difference it would've made.

One who has found desired
life partner..

..then why should one wait?

Okay.

Tell me. You missed me. Isn't it?

Why will I miss you?

I have Mallika with me.

I dream about fair-skinned
beauties.

Why should I worry?

But you must have surely
missed me. Right?

Miss?

And an animal like you?

Not at all.

Then why did you call me?

I Just remember that..
I still owe you a dollar.

I thought that..

Before marriage. I should settle
all my past accounts.

Okay. So you called me
to settle the account.

Don't worry about it. Okay?

You always..

..keep fighting with
me for no reason.

Today. Please.. please
don't start it again.

I didn't start the fight.
You did.

And I will end it.

Go. I have absolved you
of all the debts.

You will always remember
me for this.

Be happy. Slacks and get married.

Not Slacks.
You stupid. It's Relax.

Whatever it is.

But you are getting married.
Aren't you?

Yes. I am.

You better hand up now.

I have a lots to do.
I will talk to you later.

Bye. -Fateh I am..

All right.

If you aren't concerned.
So I too am not.

Fateh. There was a call for you.

Whose?
-From Sodhi Marriage Bureau.

They have found a resident
girl for your marriage.

That too a white one. -Yeah.

What happened? Aren't you happy?

Why won't I be happy?

I had come to Canada for
the a Canadian girl.

Can't you see how happy I am?

Who are you fooling. Son?

You cannot hide a pregnancy
from a midwife.

When is Pooja getting married?

What do I have to do
with her wedding?

I am not catering
for her wedding.

Fateh.

What your heart feels like..

..why don't you follow that?
-What should I do?

Pierce my ears and be wanderer?

She should also say something.

Instead she calls me and says
she owes me a dollar.

She wants to settle our
account before wedding.

By settling the accounts before
the wedding means..

..she is talking about the
accounts of hearts too.

She could have said
this openly too?

Girls do not say such
things openly.

Come on. Call her.

Speak to her.

Stupid.

Hurry up.

Got it?

Her phone is off.

Son.
I think you will have to go..

..to Punjab to settle
the account.

She is about to be married.

You should hurry.

Chimta. Dear.

Aren't you going to get
angry with me anymore?

Sorry friend. Mallika.

You will get many
Fatehs like me..

..but I won't ever get
a girl like Pooja.

Sorry.

It's great fun to have the
phone on vibration.

Hello. -Hello. Natha? -Yeah.

Can you hear me? -Yes.

Buddy. I am flying from Canada.

For India.

Yes. Come to pick me up at the
airport day after tomorrow.

Have to get your sister-in-law.

Oh. Sister-in-law is also coming?
-Yes.

I will be there. Okay.

It means he will get
married to her.

I heard that foreigners will come
to Darbara's house today

The government may pave
our roads with cements

Now sir needs to build a bathroom

These foreigners throw tantrums..

..while going to bathroom

Oh my God!

Our friend is here. Play it

Wonderful

Come, buddy!

Hey. What's need for this?
-Come. Come.

I've come.

I'm here.

Hello sir.
-Come. Son. -Daddy. My respects.

Hey.
Where is our daughter-in-law?

Uncle. Actually.. I've
to go and bring her.

Hey. Have you left our sis-in-law
there itself?

Stop it. Man!

He is saying he is
going to get her.

Daddy. You come on side.

Fine. Then I will drag this. Give
it to me. -You come. -Come on.

Where is Daddu Majra village?

Go straight. And there will
a crossroad.. -What?

Go straight and there
will be a crossroad.

Take a left then a right
and then straight.

Go straight? -Straight.
Straight. -Let's go. -Straight.

Whose wedding did he
want to go for?

I don't know.
I made him go straight.

They will find their
way on their own.

Stop! Stop! Stop here.

Is wedding over? -No.
They are exchanging the garlands.

Exchanging garlands? Move aside.

Hey. Stop! This wedding can't
happen -Who are you?

The one she is in love with.

The one she should be
getting married to.

And I am the boy with whom
she was in Canada.

Man! Why have you become
eclipse in my life?

She hasn't been to anywhere
with me in Punjab..

..how could she be with
you in Canada?

Hey.
You are getting married to them?

The earlier guy was
better than him.

Shampy. -The earlier one?

It means..

This girl had relations with
two guys at a time?

I was deceived. -What?

Daddy! Your dear son won't
get married to her.

My dear son.
If the girl knows a few boys..

..it means that she is friendly.

The girl has a good nature.

Daddy. You are a greedy dog.

You dear son. Won't marry her.

Useless fellow.

Dear son. Got one slap.
-Why won't you marry?

Dear son is slapped twice.

Why are you hitting me?

Darn you. Lift your feet.

Enough.

I have lost the ground
below my feet..

..and you slapped me because
I stepped on your feet?

Now your dear son won't marry.
Daddy.

However hard you may try.

Dear son will seek revenge
for each slap he got.

I will see it who
gets me married.

The girl's big brother?

Get me married to her!

You are her younger brother.
Right?

Let's how you get me married?
I won't marry her.

Why didn't you tell me
you have two brothers?

And they are so ugly looking.

Why don't you say something?

Why are you pushing me?
Who are you?

Wait a minute. Let me put my
hearing aid. -Now tell me.

You used to be so affectionate
towards me.

You used to feed me sweets.

Who are you? Where is Pooja?

Pooja? I am Rosy. Man.

Rosy? -Yeah.
-What you did was not right.

Wait a minute.
Let me seek revenge.

Shampy! -Yeah. Tell me.

Shampy.

I thought your girl was from
Canada but she isn't the one.

What do you mean?

Sorry.
Buddy. Get continue the wedding.

Sorry for the confusion.
I'm leaving.

Let's go. -He said sorry and
left. We will have to run.

Everyone. I am sorry. Run.

As it is everything is in mess.
-Guys hurry up.

May God start everything.
-Come move.

Let's go

Hey. Kulwant Kaur. I am back.

I say..

..why don't you talk to him?

He neither eats nor sleeps.

It has been so long since
he's stepped out.

I cannot see him in this state.

Father.
If you are here to reason..

..things with me then let it be.

I don't want to hear anything.

When a son steps into
his father's shoes..

..they become buddies.

I am not here to lecture you.

You do as you please.

But don't be quiet like this.
Buddy.

If not for me. At least be
happy for your mother.

Go out of the house.
Go to different places.

Try to be happy.

I am here to rest
Just this to you.

Father.
It's not Rest. It's Request.

Whatever it is. Man.

Just listen to me.

What do you want to say?

Oh! Mr. Simple Fateh Singh.

How come you are here?

Well. I'm back from Canada.

Oh. Okay. -And how are you?

I'm good.

And..

..how's Pooja?

She. Too. Is fine.

She Just seems to be
waiting for someone.

Meaning? I didn't get you.

What friend are you.
Guy? You don't know anything.

Actually. The thing is. 3
days before the wedding..

..I had called Pooja to meet me.

Pooja. We are friends.

Hence any such thing which
affect our lives..

..I am sure you won't
hide from me.

You won't hide. Right?

No.

That's why I don't want
to hide it either.

Meaning?

Our marriage was fixed.

I thought we are such
good friends..

..and if we became life partners.
We may fall in love then.

And I fell in love too.

With Twinkle.

Twinkle? -Yes.

One day our bags got exchanged
at the airport.

And when she came to
take her bag back..

Our hearts too got exchanged.

I know it's wrong to say such
thing 3 days before wedding.

I tried to talk myself out of it.

But what to do?
Love cannot be controlled.

One can fall in love anytime.

Isn’t it?

Yes. -Don't know why.
Whenever I see her..

..my heart leaps..

..as if there is a Jolt of
current passing through your body.

As if it's bright everywhere..

Like..
-Like some switch is put on..

..and thousands bulbs Just
light up at once? -Yes.

But how do you know?

You too experienced the same!

With whom?

With me?

Why? Are you the only handsome
guy in the world?

You mean someone else?

What are you saying?
-Didn't you feel ashamed?

Looking at other guys.
You shameless girl?

Did you feel any shame.
Characterless man?

Yes. After all aren't we
too are characterless?

Aren't we?

But seriously. Pooja.

How will we convince
our families?

That's my tension.

You Just be ready to marry
Twinkle after three days.

Okay? -Thank you.

You know something?

But I had come prepared..

..that if you did not accept
mine and Twinkle's love..

..then I won't also
marry Twinkle.

Because I cannot be happy
after breaking you heart.

Thank you. -Characterless man.

This means you didn't
get married to Pooja?

Hear that. You were the one who
told me not to. Brother.

You're chatting here and there
Shahrukh Khan's scene gone.

Twinkle.
He is Fateh. Pooja's friend.

My wife. Twinkle.

Hi. -Bye.

What is wrong with him?

Is my make-up so bad?

I think he is the..

..the other guy in Pooja's life.

Natha. Where are you?
Why taking so much time?

Stop. Stop.

Hello! Stop. Man. Please. Man.

Hey. You want to die?

Stop. Man. -We're there.

Hey. Stop. Halt. Man. -Watch out.

Shampy.
Give me the lift. It's must.

You? -Dear son will die yet
never give you a lift.

You take 500.

A thousand can settle the issue.

Daddy! No!

Give 1500 and settle.

So. Listen one thing.

We want to give you prize.
-Hey. You move.

We're there. Stop!

Stop here. Stop. Stop.

Hey. You see.

Here. Keep all of it.

Hello. -Yeah?

There's a lifetime left to earn.
-Keep it as a gift from us.

Go meet Juliet.

Thank you. Say we're waiting.

Aunt. Where's Pooja?

What? -Pooja is upstairs.
Who are you?

I am your son-in-law.

What! -What!

"You are high-fi."

"I am wooed by you."

Pooja!

Fateh?!

You get aside.
I'll come. -No. No. Get down.

From there? -Get down.
-Yes. -Okay. -Okay.

Where's Pooja?
-Fateh? Where are you?

How do I come there? -I..

Oh. Fateh. I am here. -Where?

Come that way.

Pooja! -Fateh!

Buddy.
Where are you? -Where are you?

This is strange. These stairways
are so complicated.

Darn you! Oh God! Wait.
I am coming.

Wait there.
I am coming. -Come on.

What was that for?

For fighting with me over the
phone. And for making me cry.

You know how much I've suffered?

You aren't the only one.
Was I in less agony?

Then what did tell me that day?

Go you insect!

Why didn't you tell me you
weren't getting married?

I was unnecessarily sitting alone
and singing side songs.

It's not Side song.
It's Sad song.

You keep correcting my
English all life..

Will not love me even little.

Why? Why'd I love you?
-When did you say. I love you?

So where did you write
letter in blood?

Why didn't say I love you?

Are you going to say it or not?
-You say it.

You say. Say I love you.

Say it.

Fine. After getting thrashed
anyone will say I love you.

Okay. Fine. I love you.

Happy now? -Yes.

Come on. Now you say I love you.

Have you seen your face?

Why. Don't I look handsome!

Not at all.

Liar.

Show off!

Show-off? -Yes.

Okay. Fine.

Pest.

Gurdas Mann's chorus singer.

Gurdas Mann's? -Yeah. -Accepted.

What's going on?
Tell us who he is.

Yes. Tell us what's going on.

Mom.
He is Fateh. I met him in Canada.

My respects. Sir. My respects.

"O Fatto, I will propose to you."

"O Fatto, I will do it everyday."

"O Fatto, I will propose to you."

"O Fatto, I will do it everyday."

"With cars and bikes.."

"..they try to impress you."

"O Fatto!"

"I will propose at the
point of a gun."

"O Fatto, I will propose to you."

"When you get all decked up.."

"..the heart skips a beat."

"O Fatto."

"You like to go for shopping."

"You talk with a smile.
You are enchanting."

"O Fatto!"

"The door of the heart
is open for you."

"For you,
I will go to any extent."

"O Fatto, I will propose to you."

"O Fatto, I will do it everyday."