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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,647 --> 00:00:13,555 What a lovely party, Mother. 2 00:00:13,721 --> 00:00:16,308 I guess my invitation got lost in the mail. 3 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,977 You shouldn't be out of bed, dear. 4 00:00:19,143 --> 00:00:21,410 Dr. Goldstein here said you need your rest. 5 00:00:21,535 --> 00:00:22,898 But I want to join the party. 6 00:00:23,207 --> 00:00:24,918 Or do I embarrass you 7 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,527 in front of all your fancy society friends? 8 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,780 ( stammers ) Why would you embarrass me? 9 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,258 Because of this? 10 00:00:31,383 --> 00:00:33,476 Because of my little accident. 11 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:34,551 ( laughs ) 12 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:35,786 Oh, cut! 13 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,827 Come on, that was my best take. 14 00:00:37,952 --> 00:00:39,414 You can't keep laughing. 15 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,536 - Sorry, but it's funny. - No, it's not funny. 16 00:00:41,661 --> 00:00:43,638 One out of 12 teenage girls tries to kill themselves. 17 00:00:43,763 --> 00:00:44,753 Is that funny to you? 18 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,130 No, but you playing a teenage girl is. 19 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,840 Let's go again. 20 00:00:49,006 --> 00:00:49,937 Oh, can we make this the last take? 21 00:00:50,062 --> 00:00:51,218 Marion's gonna be home soon. 22 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,906 Okay, quick as we can, everyone. 23 00:00:53,031 --> 00:00:54,388 Wade's ex-wife will be home soon. 24 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,181 We're not divorced. We're just separated. 25 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,889 And not for long. Guess what this Casanova's got planned later? 26 00:00:59,014 --> 00:01:01,359 He's taking her out in a bloody limousine. 27 00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:03,357 Am I right? I wish I was his ex-wife. 28 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:04,525 - We're just separated. - Yeah. 29 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:05,927 - I hope it goes well, okay. - It will. 30 00:01:06,052 --> 00:01:07,901 Let's pick this up, okay? Are you still rolling? 31 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,736 ( woman clears throat ) 32 00:01:10,027 --> 00:01:12,476 Action. 33 00:01:12,601 --> 00:01:13,931 Because of my little accident? 34 00:01:14,198 --> 00:01:16,343 ( laughs ) Sorry, sorry. 35 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:18,203 You should think about making this into a comedy. 36 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,540 We're starting over. Get back. Go. 37 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,625 ♪ Just a little boy lost looking for a lamb ♪ 38 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,463 ♪ In the all-night city 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:32,770 ♪ Living in his lonely limousine ♪ 40 00:01:32,895 --> 00:01:36,074 ♪ And though he never has to worry ♪ 41 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:39,652 ♪ He's the only one and only one ♪ 42 00:01:39,777 --> 00:01:41,283 ♪ He's ever gonna need 43 00:01:41,408 --> 00:01:44,651 ♪ Absolutely, he's in definite need ♪ 44 00:01:44,776 --> 00:01:48,496 ♪ Ooh, maybe we've been alone too long ♪ 45 00:01:48,621 --> 00:01:51,533 ♪ You don't want to be lonely ♪ 46 00:01:51,658 --> 00:01:54,268 ♪ Maybe we've been alone too long ♪ 47 00:01:54,393 --> 00:01:58,731 ♪ You don't want to be lonely. ♪ 48 00:01:58,856 --> 00:02:01,872 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 49 00:02:07,805 --> 00:02:09,212 Hello. 50 00:02:09,444 --> 00:02:10,583 Hello, Marion. 51 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:12,257 You look... you look well. 52 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,967 Thank you. Can I talk to you for a second? 53 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,886 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 54 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,194 - Wade, are you coming with us, or... - Yeah, just a second. 55 00:02:18,319 --> 00:02:20,117 Yeah, okay. 56 00:02:23,157 --> 00:02:25,520 I don't want to come off like I'm being difficult, 57 00:02:25,686 --> 00:02:28,104 but you said you'd be gone by 3:00. 58 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:30,442 I mean, you gave us permission to be here, so I thought... 59 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,986 The whole point of being separated is that we give each other space. 60 00:02:33,231 --> 00:02:34,842 Yeah, I know. 61 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:38,103 I just... I don't understand, like, what the problem is. 62 00:02:38,574 --> 00:02:42,245 The problem is that I don't know who I am except your wife. 63 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:43,574 Why is that a problem? 64 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,415 I don't... I'm not my own person. 65 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,723 - Okay, that's it for me... - Ooh, I... we should... 66 00:02:47,848 --> 00:02:49,196 - 'cause we have got to... haven't we? - yeah, we're running late. 67 00:02:49,321 --> 00:02:51,296 - Mm-hmm. - We've gotta hit the streets. 68 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,881 We've gotta beat the bloody traffic, 69 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,537 - so, we're out of your hair. - Yeah, okay. 70 00:02:54,662 --> 00:02:57,196 - Good to see ya. Good to see ya. - Yeah. 71 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,979 Okay, I don't want to talk about this. 72 00:03:02,104 --> 00:03:04,222 Oh, I know you don't, and that's one of the problems, 73 00:03:04,347 --> 00:03:08,317 but I have to talk about how I feel or I'll go crazy. 74 00:03:08,604 --> 00:03:10,398 Just... what do you feel? What do you wanna say? 75 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:15,103 Wade, sometimes I wonder what it would be like... 76 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:16,488 if we'd never met. 77 00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:19,916 Marion, sorry. Your car's blocking me in. 78 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:21,701 Any chance I could move it? 79 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,829 Uh, yeah, fine. 80 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,358 Did you know I bought a sex toy? 81 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:29,096 Keys. Forgot the keys. 82 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:30,957 - Yes, they're... - Have them. I'm off. 83 00:03:31,823 --> 00:03:33,463 We can fix it. 84 00:03:33,629 --> 00:03:36,716 - No, we just... we need a fresh start. - ( car alarm blaring ) 85 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:39,142 - ( sighs ) - That is all we need, okay? 86 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:41,212 - And I was gonna... listen. - No, it's... 87 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:43,013 I was gonna surprise you tonight, all right, 88 00:03:43,138 --> 00:03:44,652 but I'm picking you up for dinner... 89 00:03:44,777 --> 00:03:48,189 Sorry, um, which one is it to switch off the alarm? 90 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:49,824 It's the middle one. 91 00:03:49,949 --> 00:03:51,653 - You have to press it twice. - You gotta press it twice. 92 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:53,604 Middle one. Gotta press it twice. 93 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:54,568 ( car alarm chirps ) 94 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,500 I was gonna surprise you tonight. 95 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:58,202 I'm picking you up, we're going to dinner, 96 00:03:58,327 --> 00:03:59,906 and I rented a stretch limousine. 97 00:04:00,127 --> 00:04:03,160 - It's all planned out. - No, I'm not going on a date with you, Wade. 98 00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:06,411 I've been thinking, and I don't think 99 00:04:06,536 --> 00:04:08,165 we should see each other for a month. 100 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:12,348 Me again. 101 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:15,297 We cannot figure out where the emergency brake is on the car. 102 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:19,634 Is it one of those sort of that's, you know, or is it the kind of... 103 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,391 Oh, pop out yourself. Makes sense. 104 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:30,312 How did that go? 105 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,856 She doesn't want to see or talk to me for a month. 106 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,025 ( sighing ) 107 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,003 Does that mean that limousine's going to waste? 108 00:04:50,818 --> 00:04:52,126 It's supposed to be here by now. 109 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,892 Probably dropping off some big shot. 110 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:55,931 Well, you know what the company's called... Superstar Limos. 111 00:04:56,056 --> 00:04:57,267 - Wade: Really? - Yeah. 112 00:04:57,392 --> 00:04:59,099 I think that's the one that the Hollywood pros use. 113 00:04:59,224 --> 00:05:01,635 I've never seen people so excited about a limo before. 114 00:05:01,857 --> 00:05:03,539 Who doesn't get excited about a limousine? 115 00:05:03,664 --> 00:05:05,904 It's the glamour, isn't it? The sophistication. 116 00:05:06,029 --> 00:05:07,071 Who's behind the darkened windows? 117 00:05:07,196 --> 00:05:08,702 Is it George Clooney? Is it Jennifer Lopez? 118 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:10,942 Is it someone going to a funeral? You don't know. 119 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:13,396 Don't disrespect the limo. 120 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,774 Hey, what's with the French film bollocks? 121 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,067 I never said you could change my art. 122 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,152 I said you could have a few friends over. 123 00:05:19,605 --> 00:05:22,447 Well, I wanted to create a sort of ambiance. 124 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:26,618 - Yeah? - I wanted to host more of a salon. 125 00:05:26,844 --> 00:05:28,078 - A salon? - Yes. 126 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,056 A place where my friends and I 127 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:31,998 can talk about art... 128 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:35,835 - Right. - and culture, philosophy, or politics. 129 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:38,195 So you and the other struggling actresses are gonna be sat around 130 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,341 discussing Wittgenstein and North Korea? 131 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,635 - Yes, that might come up. - ( jazz music playing ) 132 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:44,800 - That could come up? - Yeah. 133 00:05:44,925 --> 00:05:46,304 Okay, wow. 134 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,182 Oh, and the sound track for tonight will be jazz, I noticed. 135 00:05:49,536 --> 00:05:50,709 - Oh, I love jazz. - You love jazz? 136 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:52,686 - Yes. - Name three key jazz musicians. 137 00:05:52,905 --> 00:05:54,187 ( scoffs ) 138 00:05:56,471 --> 00:05:58,583 - Miles Davis. - Number one, yeah. 139 00:05:58,708 --> 00:05:59,776 Lance Armstrong. 140 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:01,246 The trumpet player, Lance Armstrong? 141 00:06:01,371 --> 00:06:03,152 - Yes. - Okay, and number three? 142 00:06:03,277 --> 00:06:06,741 The Loneliest Monk. 143 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:08,576 The Loneliest Monk? 144 00:06:08,742 --> 00:06:10,704 - Yes. Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 145 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,539 'Cause I've heard of the guy called Thelonious Monk. You're not thinking of him? 146 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,201 - Yeah, yeah. That's what I said. - That's what you said. 147 00:06:14,326 --> 00:06:15,600 - Yeah, he's great. - Sure, sure, sure, sure. 148 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:16,626 He's great. 149 00:06:16,861 --> 00:06:18,396 You clearly are a jazz aficionado. 150 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,324 - My apologies. - I am. 151 00:06:21,694 --> 00:06:22,978 - It's here! The limo's here! - Is the limo here? 152 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,426 - Come and see it. - Limo's here! 153 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,713 - ( door opens ) - I've seen a long car before. 154 00:06:26,838 --> 00:06:28,009 - Yeah. - Look at that. 155 00:06:28,134 --> 00:06:29,816 Oh. ( laughs ) 156 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,182 - Dang, look at that. - Look at this. 157 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,518 That's a nice ride right there. 158 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,243 - Cool, isn't it? - It is cool. Look at that. 159 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,487 I know. 160 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,086 - How you feeling? - Feeling great. 161 00:06:37,211 --> 00:06:38,106 - Yeah? - Yeah, why? 162 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,684 Just after that thing with Marion, 163 00:06:39,809 --> 00:06:41,652 I just thought you might be a bit, you know... 164 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,892 - so, ruining it. - Hey, don't worry about me. 165 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:45,428 Yeah, we're spending 30 days apart. 166 00:06:45,553 --> 00:06:46,406 Life's gotta be lived. 167 00:06:46,682 --> 00:06:48,796 Ooh, that's a nice little ride right there. 168 00:06:48,921 --> 00:06:51,161 Look at that. Dang. 169 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,580 What's, like, the most amount of people you could have in here? 170 00:06:53,852 --> 00:06:54,706 Well, the max is 12. 171 00:06:54,988 --> 00:06:56,666 What about the least? 172 00:06:56,988 --> 00:06:58,501 Just me. 173 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:00,462 You got a nickname for the limo? 174 00:07:00,693 --> 00:07:01,713 Nope. 175 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:03,593 I'd probably call it My Best Black Buddy. 176 00:07:03,964 --> 00:07:04,960 Oh. 177 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:07,436 I've never told anyone this before, 178 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,077 but I've actually got a fantasy 179 00:07:09,202 --> 00:07:12,445 of one day driving back to my hometown in a limo 180 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:15,268 with my beautiful wife, who's a model 181 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:19,215 with a PhD in philosophy... smart lady... 182 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,216 and we drive in and everyone I ever went to school with 183 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,050 and all the girls that wouldn't ever go on dates with me, 184 00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:24,954 they come out, they see the limo, they're like, "Who's that?" 185 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:27,447 "It's Stuart Pritchard! Why did we let him slip through our fingers?" 186 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:29,240 - You know what I mean? - Oh. 187 00:07:29,406 --> 00:07:31,495 And I'll tell you who else will be there... Mike Moffat, all right? 188 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,694 And he'll be eating his fucking words, 189 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:33,828 let me tell you that for nothing. 190 00:07:34,116 --> 00:07:35,955 Who is Mike Moffat? 191 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:37,374 Hey, why'd you invite him? 192 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,108 So, yeah, I got my extensions out last week 193 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,961 - and this is all my real hair. - Oh, hello, ladies. 194 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:43,296 - Hi. - Hi. 195 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:44,741 Woman #3: Hi. 196 00:07:44,866 --> 00:07:46,012 Sorry, you must think I'm a terrible show-off. 197 00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:48,635 You've caught me admiring my limousine. 198 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,596 ( laughs ) I need the legroom. 199 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:54,476 No, I'm... I don't normally drive 'round in a limo. 200 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:56,717 I, um... I actually drive a vintage BMW. 201 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:57,982 From 1994. 202 00:07:58,107 --> 00:07:59,951 Hey, I'm Kives. Pleasure. 203 00:08:00,076 --> 00:08:03,775 Yeah, um, ladies, can I just ask you a very quick question? 204 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,902 Hey, guys. I don't know what you've got planned tonight, 205 00:08:06,159 --> 00:08:07,695 but we're just gonna be hitting some clubs, 206 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,906 just maxing, relaxing in the limo, so you're welcome to join if you... 207 00:08:10,131 --> 00:08:12,492 Thank you, but we already have a fun night in store. 208 00:08:12,804 --> 00:08:13,946 - Woman: Okay. Yay, wine. - All right. 209 00:08:14,071 --> 00:08:16,663 - Jessica: Okay, let's go. - ( engine starts ) 210 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:20,083 Stuart: Ladies! 211 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,353 ♪ Get your motor running 212 00:08:23,478 --> 00:08:26,172 ( both ) ♪ Head out on the highway 213 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:29,657 ♪ Looking for adventure 214 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,929 ♪ In whatever comes our way ♪ 215 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:36,629 ♪ Born to be wild 216 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,563 ♪ Born to be wild. 217 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,212 It's gonna take too long. It's gonna take too long. 218 00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:45,118 - It's gonna take too long. - Are you... you're going down? 219 00:08:45,243 --> 00:08:46,776 Stuart: Just come down. 220 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,311 Wade: Ow, you gotta move your leg. 221 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,746 Wade, there's snacks in here, mate. 222 00:08:59,097 --> 00:08:59,956 No, there's not. 223 00:09:00,193 --> 00:09:02,037 - Are the snacks free? - Chauffeur: Uh, no, sir. 224 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:03,418 - What about the booze? - Nope. 225 00:09:03,634 --> 00:09:05,710 - What about the water? - Yeah, water's fine. 226 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:07,679 - Did you hear that? - I'll have one of those later... 227 00:09:07,804 --> 00:09:08,965 if I get thirsty. 228 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,884 - ( window whirrs ) - Look at that. 229 00:09:12,211 --> 00:09:13,454 Bloody hell. 230 00:09:13,579 --> 00:09:15,961 Now that is the sort of lady that's at home in a limousine. 231 00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:16,848 Am I right? 232 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,428 Where do women like that hang out? 233 00:09:18,553 --> 00:09:21,519 Oh, I don't know, Soho House, Ambassador Room, my dick. 234 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,229 Don't cheapen this... 235 00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:25,815 although the Ambassador Room's not a bad idea. 236 00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:27,859 Driver, to the Ambassador Room. 237 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,814 Actually, I don't think you're gonna get in there without a reservation. 238 00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:33,740 ( scoffs ) This is a reservation right here. 239 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,408 What's the ZIP code down there? 240 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,417 - 310, baby. - That's an area code. 241 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,245 Still works. 242 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:42,465 Did you guys know that Gwyneth Paltrow's doctor 243 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,831 banned her from eating eggs, shellfish, deepwater fish, 244 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:47,629 wheat, meat, and coffee for three weeks? 245 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,006 It worked 'cause she looks amazing. 246 00:09:50,562 --> 00:09:52,800 Have you guys tried any of her gluten-free recipes? 247 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:54,802 You know, I haven't, but I want to. 248 00:09:55,069 --> 00:09:56,763 - I want to. - Yeah, I want to, too. 249 00:09:57,005 --> 00:10:00,099 What do people think about North Korea? 250 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:06,118 Well, I'm definitely not an expert, 251 00:10:06,243 --> 00:10:09,150 but I just feel like we should nuke them before they nuke us. 252 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,463 You guys, it's Saturday night. 253 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,947 - Can we not talk about this? It's depressing. - Yeah. 254 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:16,840 Well, I just thought that it might be kinda cool 255 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:19,118 to talk about something a little bit different tonight, 256 00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:22,121 like art or culture, 257 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:25,416 or politics, philosophy. 258 00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:26,918 Why? 259 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,004 Don't you guys feel like we're in a bit of a rut? 260 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,193 - Yeah. - We go out, we party, 261 00:10:32,318 --> 00:10:34,264 see the same people, talk about the same stuff. 262 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:36,177 Aren't you guys bored of that? 263 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:41,057 Do you ever wonder, like, what are we doing here? 264 00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:43,434 To be in TV and movies. 265 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,819 No, I don't mean, like, in L.A. 266 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,145 I mean, like, in the whole... 267 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,189 Hey, can you change the music? 268 00:10:51,314 --> 00:10:52,589 It's kinda weird. 269 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:54,946 Oh, you don't like jazz? 270 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:57,407 It's Saturday night. Maybe something with words? 271 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,026 Oh, yeah. 272 00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:00,910 - Yeah, I can... sure. - Yeah. 273 00:11:01,076 --> 00:11:02,960 Paparazzo: Over here, please. Big smile. 274 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:04,200 Thank you so much. 275 00:11:04,325 --> 00:11:05,569 Right here, right here. 276 00:11:05,694 --> 00:11:08,274 Oh, look at the bloody paparazzi. 277 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,571 Scum, aren't they? 278 00:11:10,696 --> 00:11:13,000 All right, wait here, gentlemen. 279 00:11:16,073 --> 00:11:17,780 Woman: Oh, I'm dying to see him. 280 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,420 Hey. ( kisses ) 281 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:20,988 Woman #2: I can't believe he said that to her. 282 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,388 Hiya, I just want to pop in for a quick drink. 283 00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:25,924 Um, just wondering, where should I have my driver park my limo? 284 00:11:26,049 --> 00:11:28,229 What is the name on the reservation, please? 285 00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:31,482 Um, I'm actually coming in tonight without a reservation. 286 00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:33,276 I can't let you in without a reservation. 287 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,034 - All right. - ( horns honking ) 288 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:36,654 I'm not sure you're following. I just pulled up in a limousine. 289 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,499 - Yes. - Yeah. 290 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,173 - I gotta move the car. - Hang on a minute. 291 00:11:40,298 --> 00:11:41,242 Are you going in? 292 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,952 - Yeah. - No. 293 00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:44,545 - They're not going in? - No. 294 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,706 Why are you talking to her? Ask me if you got a question. 295 00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:48,321 ( horns continue honking ) 296 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,126 - Sorry, what was your name? - Jane. 297 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,420 Jane, I'm gonna need to speak to your manager, I'm afraid. 298 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,589 He is gonna tell you the exact same thing. 299 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,424 - All right, we shall see. - Okay. 300 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,069 Richard to the front entrance, please. 301 00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,301 Richard to the front. 302 00:11:59,426 --> 00:12:01,638 Look, I gotta move here. I can't stay here. 303 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,071 Just hang on. 304 00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:05,035 You have to move. He's blocking everything. 305 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,943 What's he blocking, your view of Kim Kardashian's vagina? 306 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,354 I'm just gonna drive around the block. 307 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,358 No, don't go round the block 'cause I need the manager to see the... just... 308 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:12,982 What? 309 00:12:13,148 --> 00:12:15,693 Pull in here. Come in this alleyway. Just pull in there. 310 00:12:15,859 --> 00:12:17,257 - ( door closes ) - Good evening. 311 00:12:17,382 --> 00:12:18,761 - Hello, you the manager? - I am. 312 00:12:18,886 --> 00:12:19,856 Hi, yeah, I was just talking to... 313 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,297 - Jane. - Jane... 314 00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,465 and she seems to think I can't pop in for a quick drink. 315 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:25,129 Really? Do you have a reservation? 316 00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:26,130 Nope, he just walked up. 317 00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:27,498 I didn't just walk up. 318 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,467 I was actually just chauffeured up in that. 319 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:32,126 - In a town car? - No, that's a limousine, you... 320 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,170 Does anyone in your limousine have a reservation? 321 00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:35,908 Right, um... 322 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,090 didn't want to have to mention this, 323 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,593 but maybe I'm quite well-known in the UK. 324 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,552 Want me to Google him? 325 00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,179 There's no Googling. There's no need to Google. 326 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,014 You're famous in England? 327 00:12:45,712 --> 00:12:47,323 Ahem. Eh. 328 00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,102 Sure, well, we have a number of British employees. 329 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,520 If I were to bring one down, they would know who you are? 330 00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:53,022 Eh. 331 00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:53,981 Neville, please report... 332 00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:55,231 Let's just keep Neville out of it, all right? 333 00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:57,301 Do you know what? I'm not gonna jump through your hoops. 334 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,695 I'd like you to notify your owner 335 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,447 that you just turned away Stuart Pritchard. 336 00:13:01,664 --> 00:13:03,449 - Sorry, Stuart... - Pritchard. 337 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,801 - I'm Googling him. - Why are you getting involved? 338 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,578 It's nothing to do with you. 339 00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:08,985 Just remember that face 340 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,817 'cause you'll be apologizing to it later. 341 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:12,166 Nothing on Google. 342 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,011 It's nothing to do with you, is it? 343 00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:20,896 Pathetic. 344 00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:22,433 You're pathetic, if anyone is. 345 00:13:22,558 --> 00:13:23,928 Just drive the car, please. 346 00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,639 Yeah, I can't see the street. You're gonna have to guide me out. 347 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,434 You're a professional driver. Just reverse. 348 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,145 I can't go into the traffic 'cause I can't see anything. 349 00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,522 Get out of the way. Out of the way. 350 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:38,693 Sir, I told you you can't come in. 351 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,319 I'm not coming back in, am I? 352 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,863 I'm moving the limousine. 353 00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,620 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 354 00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:46,015 - ( horns honking ) - Hang on a minute. 355 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,256 Just hang on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 356 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,497 ( horns continue honking ) 357 00:13:51,717 --> 00:13:53,374 What's the point of honking? 358 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,626 I've got a limousine. There's no point honking. 359 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,547 Why you taking pictures? Who you gonna sell them to? 360 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,216 It's for my private collection. 361 00:14:02,604 --> 00:14:04,969 You can honk all you like. There's a limousine here. 362 00:14:05,307 --> 00:14:06,304 It was a limo. 363 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,599 Remember this face, mate, all right? Remember it. 364 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:14,479 - Open the door! - Oh, my God. 365 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,063 ( honking continues ) 366 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:20,932 It's definitely about hormones, 367 00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:22,805 and they change every seven years in a seven-year cycle, 368 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,822 so I used to have to wash my hair every three days. 369 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:26,438 Now I have to wash it every day. 370 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:29,160 Wow. They say you're only supposed to do it every other day. 371 00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:31,621 Hey, who wants to watch a film? 372 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,984 Oh, my God, you know what I watched the other night and it's still great? 373 00:14:34,109 --> 00:14:35,720 - What? - "10 Things I Hate About You." 374 00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:38,211 - Oh, Heath Ledger. You guys. - I know. 375 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,511 Well, actually, I had a film in mind. 376 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:44,989 "Battleship Potemkin." 377 00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:46,010 Hmm? 378 00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:48,221 Oh, is that the one with Rihanna? 379 00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,807 Oh, no. You're thinking of "Battleship." 380 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,434 Uh, this is "Battleship Potemkin." 381 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:57,647 Apparently, it is "one of the most important films of all time." 382 00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,482 Who's in it? 383 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,117 Uh... 384 00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:03,569 Mikhail Gomorov, 385 00:15:03,844 --> 00:15:06,880 Vladimir Uralsky, 386 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:12,954 and, oh... Aleksanteri Ahola-Valo. 387 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,339 ♪ 'Cause we clubbin' and we buzzin' ♪ 388 00:15:19,464 --> 00:15:22,408 ♪ Yes, we gonna get it here till the nightfall ♪ 389 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,776 ♪ There's nothing else... 390 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,110 Hello, ladies. Where the party at? 391 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,218 Up your ass. 392 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,595 Just... don't talk like that in front of ladies. 393 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,514 What, you want to fucking stop me? 394 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,100 No. 395 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,626 ( laughs ) 396 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,360 This is so much fun. 397 00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:39,147 We should rent a limo every week. 398 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,401 Hey, ladies. Where you heading? 399 00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:45,236 We don't know. We're from St. Louis. 400 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,605 We're here to party. 401 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,409 - ( all cheer ) - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 402 00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,314 This is the best party in L.A. right in here. 403 00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:52,416 Just three dudes having fun. Nothing weird. 404 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,512 We're not getting in there. 405 00:15:53,637 --> 00:15:55,416 Oh, come on. We've got free booze! 406 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,584 Well, no, the booze is not free. 407 00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,751 They're actually charging us for the booze, 408 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,055 but you can still have some. 409 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,351 All right, stop, stop, stop. 410 00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:02,288 Listen, I guarantee you one of you was just complaining 411 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:03,690 about having to walk in those heels, right? 412 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,381 This water's free, though. 413 00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:07,633 Okay, wait, wait. How do we know you're not just gonna attack us? 414 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,032 - Yeah. - Please, definitely not. 415 00:16:09,157 --> 00:16:10,527 We're harmless. We are not going to attack you. 416 00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,198 We're nice guys. I'm disabled... 417 00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:13,670 - Yeah. - and this guy's got no upper body strength. 418 00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:15,766 None whatsoever. I'm pathetic. 419 00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:17,908 I don't know. Come on. 420 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,075 Listen, you're on vacation. 421 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,410 Have an adventure. 422 00:16:20,535 --> 00:16:22,281 Come on, don't make me beg. 423 00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:24,025 ( pants ) 424 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,582 ( laughing ) 425 00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:26,983 - Hold on. - We are disabled. 426 00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:30,281 If you've got any CDs, there's a CD player in here as well. 427 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,356 Okay, one drink. 428 00:16:32,481 --> 00:16:33,743 - Whoo! - Oh, all right. 429 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,656 Come on in. 430 00:16:35,781 --> 00:16:38,623 ♪ It's going down 'cause we clubbin' and we buzzin' ♪ 431 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,665 ♪ Yes, we gonna get it here till the nightfall ♪ 432 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,603 ♪ If nothing else, lose yourself, get outta control ♪ 433 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,906 ♪ A lotta cruisin' with music and alcohol... ♪ 434 00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,332 ( violin music playing ) 435 00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:06,014 I think I'm gonna get some more wine. 436 00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:10,085 Yeah, I need a refill, too. 437 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,122 ( wine pours ) 438 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,965 ( women laughing ) 439 00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:32,843 Hey, should I... should I pause the movie? 440 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,788 We were talking, and, um... 441 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,495 it's Saturday night, and we were thinking 442 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,186 maybe we should just go out. 443 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:44,772 Okay, yeah. I know the movie was kind of heavy. 444 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,509 - No, it was amazing. - I really like the movie. 445 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:47,974 I definitely want to rent it again. 446 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:49,342 I just didn't like it tonight. 447 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,987 Woman #3: Russia looks beautiful. 448 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,346 Oh. ( chuckles ) 449 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,950 So, what do you guys want to do instead? 450 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,035 - Bottoms up? Hey! - Whoa! 451 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,663 - Ah! - Oh. 452 00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,164 You guys. 453 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,709 Hey, let's get a photograph of this happy moment. 454 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,043 - Woman: Oh, just us? - Stuart: Yeah, yeah. 455 00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:08,629 - Oh! - ( shutter clicks ) 456 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,833 Oh, I didn't... that one didn't come out, 457 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,064 so we better do that one again. 458 00:18:12,189 --> 00:18:14,735 No, uh, no. Get another couple of these. 459 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,805 Yeah, you're... she's wise to my little plan. 460 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,439 - The party has begun. - Oh, yeah, more. 461 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,439 Is it true what they say about men with big feet? 462 00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:22,806 Yes, it is. It is. 463 00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,607 We have great trouble finding shoes that fit. 464 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:26,814 - That's not what I meant. - I know exactly what you meant, madam. 465 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,940 Let me try one on. 466 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,552 You are trying to get me undressed, methinks. 467 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,185 Yes, well, you found out my secret. 468 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,817 - ( phone rings ) - ( laughs ) 469 00:18:33,942 --> 00:18:35,856 Hang on a minute. Sorry, excuse me. 470 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,780 Keep it quick. What do you want? 471 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,129 The salon is over. 472 00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:42,729 We had a very stimulating time, 473 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,158 but we were wondering 474 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:48,544 if we could come join you in the limo. 475 00:18:49,091 --> 00:18:50,629 What, you or your friends? 476 00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:51,881 Both. 477 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,838 But definitely your friends. 478 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:54,675 Yes. 479 00:18:55,163 --> 00:18:56,761 Tell the girls I'm on my way. 480 00:18:57,163 --> 00:19:00,708 It's nice, but I'm afraid it could get stuck on there and then drop it. 481 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,601 - Good news. - ( all cheer ) 482 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,317 Ladies, your chariot awaits. 483 00:19:06,442 --> 00:19:07,813 Ooh. 484 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:10,454 Thank you so much. You're so cool. 485 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:12,526 You're so cool. Get in there, you. 486 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,415 Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. 487 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:18,878 ( sighs ) 488 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:22,457 ( all cheering ) 489 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,802 How much fun is this? 490 00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:29,401 How much fun are we having, huh? 491 00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:31,629 Cheers. Cheers. 492 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,801 - Cheers, cheers. - Cheers. 493 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,312 You may have noticed, 494 00:19:36,437 --> 00:19:38,094 I've actually got a hot tub at my place. 495 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,954 We could always pop back later and tub it up. 496 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,584 - Wade, am I wrong? - Wade: No, he's right. 497 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,756 - Yeah, see? - He's right. How much fun are we having tonight? 498 00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:47,489 So, is this, like, a typical Saturday night in Hollywood? 499 00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:48,923 You know, renting a limo? 500 00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:50,724 Or is this a special occasion? 501 00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:53,768 Well, I... actually I hired this for me and my wife, 502 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,903 but, um... but, yeah, she couldn't make it, so... 503 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,134 - Oh. - Yeah. 504 00:19:58,259 --> 00:20:00,199 She lets you party without her, huh? 505 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,803 - Your wife rocks. - Yeah. Yeah, she does. 506 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,077 Kives: I'm gonna make another toast. 507 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:07,014 - Hollywood nights! - Whoo, yeah! 508 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,624 Wade: You know, I, um... 509 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:11,081 I'm... actually, I think I'm gonna go sit up front for a little bit. 510 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:12,984 I'm... I'm feeling carsick. 511 00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:16,517 - Oh. - Yeah, could you pull over just for a second? 512 00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:18,092 - Thanks so much. - Really? 513 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,064 Oh, you can go. 514 00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:28,535 Oh, could you put the divider up? 515 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,425 Oh, sure. 516 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,452 ( sighs ) 517 00:20:39,577 --> 00:20:42,205 ( sobbing ) 518 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,794 Well, that was weird. 519 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,881 ( laughs ) 520 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,631 That's never happened before. 521 00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,663 Mm. 522 00:21:00,788 --> 00:21:03,337 ( groans ) Boy, traffic. 523 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,209 I know. 524 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:06,305 Everybody's out tonight. 525 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,673 - Sure seems like it, right? - It does. 526 00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:08,713 Oh, yes, it's... 527 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,081 Have you... you been to London? 528 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,376 - No. - Never been? 529 00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:13,022 It's great. I've been twice. 530 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,780 - Yeah, it is. - The closest I got 531 00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:17,279 was I spent a summer in Ireland doing this horror movie. 532 00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,320 Oh, wow, really? Where in Ireland? 533 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:20,696 Dublin. 534 00:21:21,153 --> 00:21:22,557 - Whereabouts in Dublin? - Blackrock. 535 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,201 - Blackrock, really? What street? - Leeson Street. 536 00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:27,453 - Leeson Street? - Yeah, do you know it? 537 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:29,065 No, I've never been to Dublin. 538 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,032 But I've always wanted to go. 539 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,537 - I've been to Ireland. - Good for you. 540 00:21:33,662 --> 00:21:36,203 Isn't it weird that you spent all that time in Ireland 541 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,245 and I'm from England and they're sort of neighbors? 542 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:39,965 It's quite a weird coincidence. 543 00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:42,301 My grandmother was born in London. 544 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,651 How's that for a coincidence? 545 00:21:43,776 --> 00:21:45,436 Um... 546 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,182 So, tell me more about this horror movie. 547 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,418 Um, Maxine's at the Prada party at Ambassador Room. 548 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,659 - We should go. - Amazing. 549 00:21:51,784 --> 00:21:53,460 I love the Ambassador Room. I was there earlier. 550 00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:55,966 ( whispers ) I just don't think that we can get everyone in. 551 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:57,663 Listen, why don't the four of us go in 552 00:21:57,788 --> 00:22:00,986 and we'll leave the limo with the tourists and the disabled guy? 553 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,863 Sure. Yeah, that's cool. 554 00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,606 Um, okay. 555 00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:07,008 - Hey, there she is. - It's tight in here. 556 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:09,268 It is tight, it is tight, it is tight. 557 00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:13,182 - Bye. - Bye, guys. 558 00:22:13,307 --> 00:22:14,375 Nice to meet you. 559 00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:16,252 Thank you. 560 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:18,086 Should we come in? 561 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,191 Uh, no, um, unfortunately, it's guest list only, 562 00:22:20,316 --> 00:22:22,855 but, uh... enjoy the rest of your trip. Nice to meet you. 563 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,296 Bye, cheers. 564 00:22:24,421 --> 00:22:25,791 - I'll hold down the fort. Buh-bye. - ( scoffs ) 565 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,471 Oh, you look so cute. Come on in. 566 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,459 - You look skinny. - Jane: You guys look adorable. 567 00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:30,963 Oh, this schmuck again. 568 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,519 Sir, I told you, you can't come in without a reservation. 569 00:22:34,059 --> 00:22:35,503 Uh, no, I don't have a reservation, 570 00:22:35,628 --> 00:22:37,704 but I'm actually with these ladies and they do have a reservation. 571 00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:40,025 - Ladies, I'm with you, right? - Yeah, he's with us. 572 00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:41,674 All right? 573 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,135 Who's the schmuck now? 574 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,414 Hey, why are you ditching the teachers? 575 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:50,719 - 'Cause I really like Nikki. - Yeah. 576 00:22:50,844 --> 00:22:52,223 I know I say this a lot, but I've been talking to her 577 00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:54,053 and I think she's got a real kind of emotional intelligence, 578 00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:55,652 and I felt like we connected on quite a sort of... 579 00:22:55,777 --> 00:22:57,985 I don't know, quite a profound level. You know what I mean? 580 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,154 You know she has a boyfriend, right? 581 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,595 - What about Ashley? - She has a fiancé. 582 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,165 - Lisa? - She wants you to stop staring at her chest. 583 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:08,301 Well, then, she should wear a bra that fits. 584 00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:09,668 Why didn't you give me this intel before? 585 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:12,140 I had a sure thing in the limo. 586 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,876 Oh, for fuck's sake. 587 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,328 Out of the way! 588 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:20,190 Oh, I love this fucking idiot. 589 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:24,207 Wait! Wait, Kives, stop! 590 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,444 Listen. 591 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,734 Hello. ( panting ) 592 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,535 I was at this other party, and I thought, 593 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:53,462 "What am I doing here? This is where the party's at." 594 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,693 So I'm back. 595 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,546 What were you talking about? The time that you guys kissed in college? 596 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:02,812 - Woman: Oh, no, no. - Kives: Do you wanna kiss now? 597 00:24:02,937 --> 00:24:05,513 - No! - We're gonna need some more champagne. 598 00:24:05,638 --> 00:24:07,047 So, how long were you in London for? 599 00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,938 - Fuck off. - Yep. 600 00:24:19,783 --> 00:24:22,753 ( chatter ) 601 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,794 Hey, Wade. You sure you don't want to join us? 602 00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:26,025 No, no, I'm beat. 603 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:27,865 All right. Good night, buddy. I'll call you tomorrow. 604 00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:29,093 Be safe, all right? 605 00:24:29,558 --> 00:24:31,553 - After party! - ( laughing ) 606 00:24:33,130 --> 00:24:35,742 Woman: St. Louis! 607 00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,893 St. Louis! 608 00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:40,729 ( chatter ) 609 00:24:41,169 --> 00:24:44,152 Why do they have to have the party here? It's always so crowded. 610 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:46,426 Yeah, they should've had it at Bootsy Bellows. 611 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,921 ( gasps ) Oh, have you been to Pour Vous? 612 00:24:48,046 --> 00:24:49,360 It's the same guys that do Bootsy's. 613 00:24:49,485 --> 00:24:50,851 No, no, no. You're thinking of Shore Club. 614 00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:53,428 Pour Vous is the same guys as Harvard & Stone. 615 00:24:53,553 --> 00:24:55,356 I haven't been to Harvard & Stone. Should I go? 616 00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:57,062 Yeah, it's good on Wednesdays. 617 00:24:57,187 --> 00:24:58,264 Maybe I'll check it out. 618 00:24:58,389 --> 00:24:59,704 Yeah, you know, actually, it's pretty good. 619 00:24:59,829 --> 00:25:01,583 You might like it, you might not. 620 00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:02,838 Hey, you guys. I think I'm gonna go. 621 00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:04,069 - Oh, why? - Wait, no. 622 00:25:04,194 --> 00:25:05,593 Yeah, I'm tired. 623 00:25:11,604 --> 00:25:13,637 All right, well, see you later, mate. 624 00:25:14,078 --> 00:25:16,487 I can't go 30 days without talking to Marion. 625 00:25:16,612 --> 00:25:17,782 It's gonna be hard. 626 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,189 Well, you made it through today, no problem, didn't ya? 627 00:25:20,314 --> 00:25:22,157 Actually, I had to go up front and cry for a while. 628 00:25:22,282 --> 00:25:23,821 - Did you? Oh. - Yeah. 629 00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:25,821 Well, thanks for doing it up front and not in front of the women. 630 00:25:25,946 --> 00:25:27,724 Well, yeah, I... you know, I thought it might ruin the mood. 631 00:25:27,849 --> 00:25:28,923 - Definitely would've. - Yeah. 632 00:25:29,048 --> 00:25:30,319 I appreciate that, thanks. 633 00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:32,498 But, uh, listen. You know, if you need to talk, 634 00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:34,992 - I'm here for ya. - Thank you. 635 00:25:35,423 --> 00:25:36,866 Unless there's women around, in which case, obviously... 636 00:25:36,991 --> 00:25:37,939 - Of course. - keep quiet. 637 00:25:38,064 --> 00:25:39,337 No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. 638 00:25:39,462 --> 00:25:42,799 - Okay. Come here. - Okay. Oh! There he goes. 639 00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:44,640 - All right. - Okay. 640 00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:46,101 - Come here. - Oh. 641 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,210 - Thank you. - Give him one as well. 642 00:25:48,335 --> 00:25:50,301 - All right. See ya. - I'll see ya. 643 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,748 All right. 644 00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:57,723 Home, Jeeves. 645 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,719 ♪ I heard you caught a falling star ♪ 646 00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:05,662 ♪ Down on Sunset Boulevard ♪ 647 00:26:05,787 --> 00:26:08,817 ♪ What a souvenir 648 00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:13,969 ♪ It only sparkled for the night ♪ 649 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,440 ♪ And when you held it in the light ♪ 650 00:26:16,565 --> 00:26:19,996 ♪ The glitter disappeared 651 00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:26,648 ♪ Look who's lonely now 652 00:26:26,773 --> 00:26:30,422 ♪ Welcome to the other side ♪ 653 00:26:30,845 --> 00:26:32,349 ( phone chimes ) 654 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:37,422 ♪ Look who's lonely now 655 00:26:37,547 --> 00:26:41,725 ♪ You know my arms are open wide ♪ 656 00:26:43,992 --> 00:26:46,369 ♪ There's a lot of fun uptown ♪ 657 00:26:46,494 --> 00:26:49,208 ♪ That sophisticated crowd 658 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:53,304 ♪ Took you for a ride 659 00:26:54,475 --> 00:26:56,949 ♪ When they finally let you down ♪ 660 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,821 ♪ There was no one else around ♪ 661 00:26:59,946 --> 00:27:02,563 ♪ Who could sympathize 662 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:05,176 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 50436

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