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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,800 Hello, ladies. My name is Stuart. 2 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900 With me, my best mate Wade right there. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,500 - Hi, Wayne. - Wade. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,300 Wade, yeah, as in Roe vs. Wade. 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,800 It's a famous case about a woman's right 6 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,400 - to terminate her fetus. - They know what it is. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,800 There's no need to bring up abortion... until we need to. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,700 My wife just asked for a separation after 11 years. 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,800 Getting a bit... ooh, it's getting a bit gloomy again, straightaway. 10 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,300 Maybe head to the bar? Get some drinks? 11 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,700 - No, no, that's okay. - No, that's not necessary. 12 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,600 Please, ladies, it's our pleasure. Get to the bar, sir. 13 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,300 Off he goes. One of the good guys. 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,900 Unfortunately, he's forgotten how to talk to beautiful women. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,200 Uh, I, however, have not. Good evening. 16 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,600 - Where are you guys from? - From here. 17 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,300 Can't do anything with that. What about yourself? 18 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,100 Seattle. 19 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,100 Seattle, I love Seattle. 20 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,200 You've spent time there? 21 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,500 Never been, never been. 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,900 I just meant from films. 23 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,600 Um, "Sleepless in Seattle." 24 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,300 Uh... 25 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:01,500 I'm thinking something with Denzel Washington? 26 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,300 - I don't know. - I don't know. 27 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,500 It's interesting, isn't it? 'Cause Seattle is actually 28 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,700 the suicide capital of America. 29 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,100 I don't know if you know that. 30 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,800 No, I think you're wrong. 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,600 I think you're wrong, 32 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,400 but let's find out. 33 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,600 Let's settle this once and for all. 34 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,000 Suicide... Seattle. 35 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,400 - We have to get going. - You're gonna go? 36 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,200 Give me your number and I'll text you the answer. 37 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,400 I don't have a phone. 38 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,600 You don't have a phone? 39 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,100 They're leaving? 40 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,500 Yeah, they are leaving, mate, 41 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,000 because, um... 42 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,700 because you brought up abortion 43 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,200 and completely ruined the mood. 44 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,000 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Yeah, well, that's what happens. 45 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,600 You know what? I'm not feeling it. 46 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,700 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 47 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,300 Thanks. 48 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,300 Hello, ladies. 49 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,600 ♪ Just a little boy lost looking for a lamb ♪ 50 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,300 ♪ In the all-night city 51 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,700 ♪ Living in a lonely limousine ♪ 52 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,000 ♪ And though he never has to worry ♪ 53 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:07,300 ♪ He's the only one and only one ♪ 54 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,900 ♪ He's ever gonna need 55 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,100 ♪ Absolutely, he's in definite need ♪ 56 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,400 ♪ Of a woman child 57 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,100 ♪ And some better kind of love ♪ 58 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,200 ♪ When the hot town hurt him ♪ 59 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,900 ♪ But he don't know if he can make it ♪ 60 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,300 ♪ Between the money and another lonely night ♪ 61 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,600 ♪ Now the time has come, got to stay or run... ♪ 62 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:34,500 ♪ Ooh, maybe we've been alone too long ♪ 63 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,700 ♪ You don't want to be lonely ♪ 64 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:41,000 ♪ Maybe we've been alone too long ♪ 65 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,800 ♪ You don't want to be lonely... ♪ 66 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,600 Glenn! Glenn! 67 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,700 Oh, here he is. 68 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,200 All right, what have you been doing, 69 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,700 scrondelling my tenant, you absolute dog? 70 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,800 Put it there, playa. 71 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,700 Is that chicken wings? You mind if I... 72 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,100 Yeah, help yourself. 73 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,500 You must be absolutely famished. 74 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,300 Do you know, I don't think I've ever had sex 75 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,900 and not been hungry afterwards. 76 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Even when I masturbate, I get a bit peckish. 77 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,400 Cool. 78 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,800 So, Jessica told me to shower in here. 79 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,100 Her water pressure's still messed up. 80 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,400 Yeah, yeah. Use everything you need. 81 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,500 There's all the facilities in there. 82 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,300 Got the moisturizers, the lotions. 83 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,300 - Run a bath if you want, mate. - Cool. 84 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,800 - ? Don't want to be lonely - ? Don't wanna be lonely 85 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,300 ♪ Don't want to be lonely 86 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,000 ♪ Don't want to be lonely, lonely ♪ 87 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,000 ♪ You don't want to be lonely ♪ 88 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,600 ♪ Maybe, baby, gonna work it out ... ♪ 89 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,000 Was I too loud earlier? 90 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,300 What, having intercourse with Glenn? 91 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,700 No, earlier. 92 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,000 You didn't hear me on my typewriter? 93 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,300 - Workin' away? - No, I didn't, no. 94 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,700 You know, they have word processers now. 95 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,900 Yeah, it just feels more real. 96 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,200 I completely rewrote my entire web series. 97 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,300 - Wow, really? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 98 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,600 - It's still about globalization... - Good. 99 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,800 but now it's about how it affects us all 100 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,100 on a local level. 101 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,000 Excellent. 102 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,900 - By the way, little bone of contention. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,100 Came in last night. 104 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,000 Front door unlocked. Sliders here open. 105 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,100 Your sliders in your guesthouse open and unlocked. 106 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,700 - What's the story there? - Sorry. 107 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,200 I'm telling you this for your benefit. 108 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,100 I don't want to come home and find you murdered in your bed. 109 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,000 Right, well, thank you for the concern, 110 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,200 but I had to learn jujitsu for a film role once, 111 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,700 so I can defend myself. 112 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,200 Mm, sure. Good luck defending yourself 113 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,900 against some psychopathic murderer built like me... 114 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,700 You're 93 pounds. 115 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,100 If a murderer built like you tried to murder me, 116 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,600 I could destroy you. 117 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,700 You don't think I could murder you? 118 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,800 - No. - Are you mad? 119 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,500 I could fucking murder you, love. 120 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,100 Exactly how would you? What's the plan? 121 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,500 - How would I murder you? - How would you do it? 122 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,300 - You'd like the specifics of that, huh? - Yes, yeah, uh-huh. 123 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,600 I'd rent a place across the street. 124 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,100 I'd be scoping you out for weeks. 125 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,600 I'd sneak in, chloroform over the mouth, 126 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,400 you're straight in the back of my van. 127 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,000 You're dead in a ditch by sunrise, 128 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,500 and I'm home having breakfast with Mother. 129 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,800 She's none the wiser. 130 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,500 So, in this scenario, you live with your mother? 131 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,800 No, she lives with me. 132 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,700 - Oh. - And she locks the doors. 133 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,100 And she plays the bloody rent on time. 134 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,900 - Well... - All right, she's quite a lady. 135 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,200 - Yeah, seems like it. - Like you could learn something from her. 136 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,600 Stop it! Ah! 137 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,900 Call Mother and tell her you won't be home for breakfast. 138 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,600 Oh, come on. That's pathetic. You're a child. 139 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,900 So, I'm gonna head out. 140 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,000 Okay. 141 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,200 We should grab some dinner this week. 142 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,000 Uh, this week's a little crazy for me, 143 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,500 but I'll text you when I come up for air. 144 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,000 Cool. Yeah. 145 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,400 - All right, see ya. - See ya. 146 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,800 What? 147 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,600 I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Seriously. 148 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,400 - I didn't... - Okay. 149 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,200 Do you want to watch some more TV, or... 150 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,400 Yeah, yeah. 151 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,300 It's like I got this knot in my gut. 152 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,700 Yeah. 153 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,400 I just can't get her out of my head. 154 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,300 I keep waking up in the middle of the night 155 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,200 expecting her to be there. 156 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,600 Yeah, yeah. 157 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,500 On my way to work the other day, 158 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,400 I actually... I just started crying. 159 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,000 Sorry, did you give me money for those waters? 160 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,600 I've been thinking about it and I couldn't remember. 161 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,700 No, I didn't. 162 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,500 I thought as much. Yeah. 163 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,100 Sorry, just a couple more 'cause it's Fiji. 164 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,100 It's the good stuff. 165 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,500 That's it, thank you. 166 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,500 Sorry, what were you saying? You were talking about crying or something? 167 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,200 Yeah, yeah. I was just saying I had to pull over and sob my eyes out. 168 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,100 Well, you're single now. Look at this... Los Angeles. 169 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,600 Yeah? World of opportunity. 170 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,500 You could be having sex with movie stars, if you wanted. 171 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,100 Yeah, right. 172 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,200 It's not like I can just go hop in bed with Sigourney Weaver. 173 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,200 - There'll be someone out there. - I don't know. 174 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,500 I mean, the idea of making love to a stranger, 175 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,700 that just seems empty to me. 176 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Look, Daddy. I got you a flower. 177 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,400 Aw, thank you, baby. 178 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,100 And one for you, Stuart. 179 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,300 Right, yeah, cheers. 180 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,700 I don't know if I can make it out here on my own. 181 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,600 - It seems so lonely. - I'm not lonely. 182 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,000 - Really? - No. 183 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,700 You know, I always think about you eating alone 184 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,800 at that Chinese buffet on Christmas Day. 185 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,100 Well, firstly, the food was delicious. 186 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,600 The service was impeccable 'cause there was no one else in there. 187 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,800 What did you do that was so amazing on Christmas? 188 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,300 Hey, Cass, tell Stuart what we did on Christmas. 189 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,500 Mommy cooked the biggest turkey ever, 190 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:13,400 and then we opened presents and played games. 191 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah, before you start giving it this, you weren't listening. 192 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,400 Two Chinese men made my lunch. 193 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,000 Mm-kay. Hey, Cass, will you go pick me some more flowers? 194 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,900 Yeah. 195 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,900 You know how this Friday's our anniversary? 196 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,200 Yeah. 197 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,200 I'm gonna be in my hotel eating pizza on my bed. 198 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,700 No, you're not. 'Cause you know what's gonna happen on Friday? 199 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,200 I'm gonna take you out, yeah? 200 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,800 And you're gonna have a steak dinner, 201 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,200 and there's gonna be fine wines, 202 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,500 bowling, my treat, all right? 203 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,500 The bowling. 204 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,900 Oh, there's bowling? 205 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,100 You love the bowling. 206 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,400 We should go to Super Lanes. 207 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,700 We'll do the Lanes if you wanna do the Lanes. 208 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:47,200 - I'm excited. - Good. 209 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,800 Rory? 210 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,900 - Rory? Rory? - Oh. 211 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,400 I've just got an e-mail from Susan, 212 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,500 and she doesn't want us to use Flash... 213 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,600 so I might need to get you 214 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,200 to work the weekend, I'm afraid. 215 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,700 Hmm. 216 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,000 I think I'm gonna be sick. 217 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,700 You think you're gonna be sick? 218 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,400 - I'm... - Okay, Rory... 219 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,300 - Mm-hmm. - If you just called me and said, "I'm sick," 220 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,800 then I would think you were sick, but because you've said you might be sick, 221 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,500 - Oh. - I can already see that this is a plan 222 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,100 - you've got to get off work. - I'm sick. 223 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,200 - Well, you're not sick, are you? - I... no. 224 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,200 If you're gonna lie to me, just phone and go, "I'm sick," 225 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,700 but don't say, "I'm gonna be sick in about a week's time." 226 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,700 So, I'm not gonna be sick. 227 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,700 Not this weekend. I mean, possibly, but I think it's unlikely. 228 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,200 Right, that sounds better for me. 229 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,600 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 230 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,600 Do you hear that? It's women, it's women. 231 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,000 Oh. 232 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,700 - That was really good. - Okay. 233 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,700 Um, let's try it again, 234 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,600 and this time, I want you to say the line 235 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,700 and have a word in your mind as you say it. 236 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,700 And the word is... 237 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,000 - Friendship? - Betrayal. 238 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,500 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 239 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,000 - I'm busy. - Can you come into my office, please? 240 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,500 Nope, I'm busy. 241 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,000 It's an emergency! 242 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,400 Oh. 243 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,300 Sorry. 244 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,900 - Hi, Rory. - Hi. 245 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 What's wrong? 246 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,600 Uh, has Courtney said anything about me? 247 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,100 Oh, come on. We're in the middle of a rehearsal. 248 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,500 For a web series. Who cares? 249 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,800 Has she asked any questions? 250 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,900 - No, why would she? - Keep your voice down. 251 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,600 Because, basically, when she was here before, 252 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,800 I got talking with her and there was some laughter, 253 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,900 there was a bit of a vibe. 254 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,800 - Ooh. - There was no vibe. 255 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:24,300 She probably thinks there's something going on between you and me, 256 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,600 which is why she hasn't said anything. 257 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,200 - Nobody thinks that. - You'd be surprised. 258 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,400 Yeah, I'd be surprised and ashamed. 259 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,400 Don't laugh at that. 260 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,500 - Sorry. - Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 261 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,500 I'm gonna come out there and when I do, 262 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,200 just casually drop into the conversation, 263 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,300 "Oh, do you know Stuart's working on some coding syntax 264 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,400 that will make HTML look like fucking MS-DOS." 265 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,200 Then her panties are gonna drop. 266 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,100 Silky and smooth like butter. That's my guy. 267 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,300 Yeah, I'm not gonna say that. 268 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,600 Well, not the stuff about the panties, but... 269 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,800 Okay, we're working out there. 270 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,800 It is an emotionally complex scene, 271 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,600 so some privacy would be nice. 272 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,300 All right, well, thanks again for your help, as always. 273 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,000 Yeah, yeah. 274 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,100 I know it's a lot of layers. It's probably hard, 275 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,500 but let's just go for it and see what comes out. 276 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,100 Okay. 277 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,700 Action. 278 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,900 Carol, you may not be my best friend anymore, 279 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,100 but you are still my goddamn vice president. 280 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,200 Wow, I'm hooked. 281 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,300 Courtney, good to see you. 282 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,900 - Hey, how's it going? - Good. 283 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,800 Thanks for letting us use your place. 284 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,900 Oh, please, my pleasure. I love to support the arts. 285 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,400 And Jessica. 286 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,400 That's a nice hat... and scarf. 287 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,700 - Yeah, it is. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,700 - Um... - Well, we're working here. 289 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,200 Don't want to interrupt. 290 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,400 Don't want to stop the creative process. 291 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,900 - Just thought I'd say hi. - Hi. 292 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,300 All right. 293 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,200 Okay, let's just keep going. 294 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:50,400 We might be on the brink of a total economic collapse. 295 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,400 Um, sorry. I just... 296 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,700 sorry, excuse me for one second. 297 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,200 - Yeah. - Do you have a website? 298 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,100 - No. - Ah, that concerns me 299 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,600 because I just think everyone should have a website 300 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,100 if they're an actor or anyone in the creative arts. 301 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,500 Hmm. 302 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,600 I can help you out 'cause that's sort of what I do. 303 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,600 Web design... Pff-hew. 304 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,100 Oh, okay, yeah. 305 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,300 So, if you need a web design job ever, 306 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,600 or you need a website, just let me know 307 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,500 and I can be your Spider-Man, your superhero. 308 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,500 All right. 309 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,900 - Yeah. - No, let her... 310 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,500 - Shh. Shut her up for a second. - Okay. 311 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,100 Well, that would be great, actually. 312 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,200 I mean, my manager's been on me to get one. 313 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,500 Yeah, well, we should get together sometime and have a chat about it. 314 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,100 - Maybe not now, though. - Actually, yeah, cool. 315 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,700 I mean, maybe Thursday morning? 316 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,300 Mornings aren't great for me 'cause I'm normally at the gym. 317 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,800 - Um, but what about... - Really? 318 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:38,600 Yes, you... what about Saturday night? 319 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,900 I'm going out of town Saturday. 320 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,200 Can you do Friday night? 321 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,400 Ugh, I have to go to this opening 322 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,000 of this new club, Saboteur. 323 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,900 Oh, what a shame. 324 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,300 But if you're free, you should come down. 325 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,600 Oh, he can't get into clubs. 326 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,900 You have no evidence of that. Yeah, I might swing by. 327 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,000 Sh-hh-ew. 328 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,800 Spider-Man again. 329 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,100 Yeah, listen, as I said, didn't want to interrupt. 330 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,000 On you go. 331 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,400 - That's a cool drum. - Yep. 332 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,900 Wade Bailey. 333 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,700 Hello, mate. Listen, it's me. 334 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,000 Bit of bad news. I don't think I can come out bowling on Friday. 335 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,800 Oh, no, really? Why not? 336 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,000 My... Aunt Barbara's really sick all of a sudden. 337 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,300 And I just need to hang by the phone, really, 338 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,900 in case she calls or someone calls 339 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,000 from the family with news. 340 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,300 What does she have? 341 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,300 It's different. It's a bunch of different things, mate. 342 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,700 It's... she's basically rotting from the inside 343 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,200 and we don't know what to do. 344 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,400 - Do you want me to come over? - Definitely not. No. 345 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,600 - This is Glenn. - Hey, Glenn, it's Stuart. How's it going, mate? 346 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,900 Who? 347 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,600 Stuart. 348 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,700 Pritchard? The very tall guy with the glasses. 349 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,700 Eh, I'm sorry, man. I meet a lot of people. Where do I know you from? 350 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,100 Well, I'm Jessica's landlord. 351 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,600 - Oh, chicken wings! - Chicken wings, yeah. 352 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,300 - What's going on, buddy? - I was just wondering... 353 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,600 could you get me on the guest list for Saboteur Friday night? 354 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,900 I'll see what I can do. 355 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,200 Thank you, sir. You're a gentleman. 356 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,500 We should grab a beer sometime, just the two... 357 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,700 Oh, he's gone. 358 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,300 - What he said, just not... - Ow, bit of good news. 359 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,900 I'll see you Friday for a little ? do, do, do... 360 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,700 - Good. - Yeah. 361 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,000 Hey, didn't you say you were gonna take 362 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,900 your best friend Wade out on Friday? 363 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,400 His friend's wife just left him after 11 years. 364 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,300 Their anniversary is on Friday. 365 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,800 - So sad, right? - That's so sad. 366 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,700 - Not really. - Don't you think he should hang out 367 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,400 - with his friend on Friday? - Yes, you should be there for your friends. 368 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,500 I mean, if we're not there for our friends, then who are we? 369 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,800 Terrible people. 370 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,600 Yeah, I agree. 371 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,800 That's why I always put my friends first. 372 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I put my friends first... 373 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,200 actually, I put my friends and family first, 374 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,700 yeah, and then I put endangered species of all kinds. 375 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,000 Fish, fauna, everything of the sea. 376 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,000 And then I'm deeply concerned about homosexuals. 377 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,100 And then if I've got time to put anything else in the list, 378 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,500 then I'll put just... you know, just immigrants. 379 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,800 - Oh, okay. - Mm, yeah. 380 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,600 So that's just me. That's just the way I roll. 381 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,500 You know what? You should be with your friend. 382 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,200 Maybe we can hang out when I get back in town. 383 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,400 - When is that? - November. 384 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600 I'll be right back. 385 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,400 Wade Bailey. 386 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,800 Hello, mate, listen. Do you know what? 387 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,400 I've been thinking, I'm not doing my aunt any good 388 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,100 by moping around at home, all right? 389 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,300 Plus, it's your anniversary. 390 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,100 I wanna take you out, take your mind off things. 391 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,600 - Wow. - Yeah. 392 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,300 That really means a lot. Thank you, Stuart. 393 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,000 No, you're welcome. And you know what? 394 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,100 Bowling is for lame-os. You know what we're gonna do? 395 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,400 We're gonna hit a nightclub, 396 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,900 get you back on the horse. 397 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,500 I kind of had my heart set on bowling. 398 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,000 Okay, do you want to hang out or not? 399 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,100 - Yeah. - Right, okay, good. 400 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,100 Good news. Wade's coming to the club. 401 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,500 - She left. - Oh...! 402 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,000 She told me to tell you goodbye 403 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,600 and that maybe she would see you at the club. 404 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,300 Yes, see? I told you there was a vibe, didn't I? 405 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,700 Why were you cock-blocking me? 406 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,900 Mm, because it's funny. 407 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,200 Here he is, looking good, 408 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,700 - ready for the big night. - Guess what? 409 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,700 What? 410 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,400 My sister saw Marion having coffee with some guy. 411 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,200 It's just... could we just have one night 412 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,800 where we don't talk about your failed marriage? 413 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,900 It's not a failed marriage. 414 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,900 Sorry, your failing marriage. 415 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,400 Oh, you're right. 416 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,100 I could use a night off from thinking about her. 417 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,800 There you are. And what a night it's gonna be. 418 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,400 Got two of these groin cloths, 419 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,800 one for each of us. 420 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,200 Stuart, I don't know. 421 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,400 Come on, you never know. You might get lucky, all right? 422 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,600 Always be safe, yeah. 423 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,500 Hey, look at me. You look fantastic. 424 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,300 It's your special night. Enjoy yourself, right? 425 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,900 Just give me a couple of bucks for gas. 426 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,400 - Okay. - Yeah. 427 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,100 Oh, we need to wait for Kives. 428 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,700 Oh, why'd you invite Kives? 429 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,300 You know I hate Kives. What are you doing? 430 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,900 What, he was excited to come to the club. 431 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,200 Well, where is he? 'Cause I'm all set to go. 432 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,700 So if he's not here... 433 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,000 Here he is. 434 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,100 Oh, he's so slow. 435 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,500 - Hey, boys. - See you Monday, Kives. 436 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,900 Have a great weekend, sweetie. 437 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,800 Man, I would so like to come on those tits. 438 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,100 Oh, Kives, you filthy troll. 439 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,400 So, Pritch, what have you been up to? 440 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,100 Dating, mating, or masturbating? 441 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,300 It's one of them and you don't know which. 442 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,600 Well, then, I have my answer. 443 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,700 - You don't have your answer. - Yes, I do. 444 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,000 Why are you laughing? 445 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,100 You gonna help me in the car or you want me to roll behind it? 446 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,900 Why... it's not even a joke. 447 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,100 ♪ When the shit goes down 448 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,500 ♪ Ya better be ready 449 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,000 ♪ When the shit goes down 450 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,000 ♪ When the shit goes down... ♪ 451 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,400 ? Ya better be ready 452 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,900 ? When the shit goes down 453 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,700 ? When the shit goes down 454 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,400 ? Ya better be ready 455 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,200 ? When the shit goes down 456 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,000 ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 457 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,300 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 458 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,500 ♪ Ya better be ready. 459 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,400 Kives, this club is very exclusive, so don't embarrass me, all right? 460 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,900 'Cause everything you do reflects on me. 461 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,200 'Kay, thanks, guys. Been to a club before, okay? 462 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,800 It's also 20 bucks for gas. 463 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,500 Why don't you lick my asshole clean? 464 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,700 It's just nonstop filth. 465 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,800 - They're all so young. - Fresh meat. 466 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,300 - Hello. - Kives, please. 467 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,600 Both of you just play it cool. Come on. 468 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,900 I'm s... what? 469 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,900 What are you... what? 470 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,000 - Just... - It's stuck. 471 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,300 Right, just pull it closed. 472 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,400 All right, okay, well, just get out of the car. Just get out of the car. 473 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,400 Not that side. We've just been through this. 474 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,300 Come this way. 475 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,100 - Just, uh... - Ow. 476 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,700 What are you doing? What are you doing? Just... 477 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,300 - Get the chair. - Okay. 478 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,300 - Can you help me out? - Okay. 479 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,500 All right. 480 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,400 All right. 481 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,000 - All right. - Uh... 482 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,200 Why do you... 483 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,600 Heh. 484 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,500 Would you... sorry, would you just... 485 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,900 there are the keys. Just pick up the keys. 486 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,300 ♪ Your style is out of this world ♪ 487 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,300 ♪ Let me take you to another place ♪ 488 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,400 ♪ You hotter than a meteor 489 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,100 ♪ When you touch down, they know your face ♪ 490 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,900 ♪ Look at them VVS glow 491 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,700 ♪ Shine like the stars in the sky ♪ 492 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,500 ♪ Girl, I think you about to blow ♪ 493 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,000 ♪ Let's go, we can only get high ♪ 494 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,400 ♪ Now I wanna... 495 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,400 Mmm. Smell that? 496 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,400 I love the smell of poontang in the morning. 497 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,700 Hi, girls. Excuse me one second. 498 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,000 Quick question... dating, mating, or masturbating? 499 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,500 A little of everything. 500 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,100 Of course. That's a great answer. 501 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,100 Great answer, right? 502 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,600 ♪ Can't get no hotter... 503 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,400 All right, now, listen. 504 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,500 There's a girl over there that I've got a bit of a vibe with, all right? 505 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,200 So I'm just gonna go over there, weave my magic. 506 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,400 Just give me a little bit of room, yeah? 507 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,600 ♪ Till we're soaring across the sky ♪ 508 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,900 ♪ So take it higher... 509 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,300 Hello, ladies. 510 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,800 ♪ Across the sky... 511 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,500 - Oh, hi. Spider-Man. - Spider-Man! 512 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,600 - How you doing? - Good. 513 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,400 Hi, I'm Stuart. 514 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,900 You guys look great. Who are you wearing? 515 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,800 Um, my friend's a designer. 516 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 She owns a boutique. 517 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,300 - She owns it? - Yeah. 518 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,100 Wow, that's amazing. 519 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,800 You have got to give me the address. 520 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 - Oh, okay. - Please, please. 521 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,100 Pardon me, is this seat taken? 522 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,200 Kidding. I'm Kives. Pleasure to meet me. 523 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,300 This is my friend Wade. He's an animal. 524 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,600 Hey, guys. 525 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,000 So you actually saw Lindsay talking to Shawn? 526 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,000 - Yeah, and Chelsea was there... - Oh, my God. 527 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,300 ... making everything about herself, as usual. 528 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,200 Oh, classic Chelsea... I imagine. 529 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,100 - Hey, guys. Oh. - Hey. 530 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Uh, hey. You guys want another drink? 531 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,200 - Yes. - Ladies, please, no. 532 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,100 I'm buying the drinks tonight, all right? 533 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,800 - What are you drinking? - I'll take a vodka soda. 534 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:55,700 - Yeah. - Vodka soda. 535 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,100 - Two of them. - Make that three. 536 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,200 Three, all right. 537 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,300 Hey, guys. More drinks? He's buying. 538 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,300 Yes! 539 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,300 - Thanks. - Yeah, not a problem. 540 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,300 Whisky rocks? Anyone else? 541 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,500 I'll take a glass of champagne. 542 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,000 Will ya? 543 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,700 I'll take an Absolut Limon with soda. 544 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,700 If not, I'll take a Grey Goose with soda and a lemon. 545 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,400 What beers do you have on tap here? 546 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200 I don't actually work here, mate. 547 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,400 Cam you find out? 548 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,100 Sure. 549 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,400 You know what? I think I'll have a champagne, too. 550 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,400 Ooh, if we're doing champagne, let's just do a bottle. 551 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,600 - No need. - That's a great idea. 552 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,600 Love it. Lovely idea. 553 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,700 You can get me a bourbon neat. 554 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,900 You can fuck off. 555 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,100 Hey, come on. 556 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,200 Ah, don't worry about that. No, he's a friend of mine. 557 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,600 - You weren't to know. - And I think we should all do shots. 558 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,400 - Tequila? - Yeah! 559 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,300 And make it Don Julio, none of that cheap shit. 560 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400 Yeah, you can fuck... you can... good. 561 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,100 All right, thanks for that. I'll make a note. 562 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,100 So, we get back from the cruise, 563 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,000 I thought we had an amazing time, 564 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,800 and then that's when she asks for a separation. 565 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,200 Do you want to see a picture of her? 566 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,400 - Okay. - Yeah? Yeah? 567 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,700 Excuse me, sir? Ma'am? Can I just... 568 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,500 I've got quite a big drinks order here. 569 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,500 Oi, oi, there's a line. People are waiting. 570 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,700 What's the... did you see that? 571 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,300 Did you see that? There's no... 572 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,000 what's the rules... what's the rules in this place? 573 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,400 Sit on my lap. It's not a big deal. 574 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,100 Look. Can't feel anything. Nothing. 575 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,400 Okay. All right. 576 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,000 It's a miracle! I can feel again! 577 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,500 How did you do that? I'm kidding. 578 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,600 I'm kidding. I'm harmless. 579 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,700 Or am I? I am, I am. 580 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,900 18 tequilas, 581 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,400 12 vodka tonics, 582 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,900 and a bottle of your cheapest champagne, 583 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,700 but pour it into an empty bottle 584 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,600 of your most expensive champagne. 585 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,500 Take that, take that. 586 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,700 Drinks here. Look at that. 587 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,400 All right? Drinks there for everyone. 588 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,600 - Did you get any waters? - No, I didn't get any waters, no. 589 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,600 I was too busy spending over $800 on alcohol. 590 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,100 Sorry about that. 591 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,700 Courtney, Courtney. 592 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,700 Your drink's down there with all the others that I just paid for. 593 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,600 - Thank you. - Yeah. 594 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,600 Shall I squeeze in over there, or what shall I do? 595 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,000 Shall I squeeze in over there? 596 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,600 It's a little squished. 597 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,400 I could probably wedge in there. 598 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,600 - It's kinda tight. - All right. 599 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,200 Shall I try, though, at least? 600 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,700 I don't think you'll fit. 601 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,100 All right. 602 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,800 'Cause he could move. 603 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,100 Hey, can I... I'm just gonna sit there. Is that all right? 604 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,800 - No, I'm saving it. - No? Yeah, all right. 605 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,700 Enjoy your free drink. 606 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,300 Excuse me. Coming through. 607 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:32,000 Courtney, what we laughing about? 608 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,900 Just a stupid joke. 609 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:37,300 I love 'em. Love jokes. 610 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,200 Do you... Courtney, what are you doing at the moment? 611 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,900 Are you, uh... are you dating or... 612 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,800 What? 613 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,900 Are you dating, mating, or masturbating? 614 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,100 I can't understand you. 615 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,600 I said are you... dating, mating, or masturbating? 616 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,500 Dating, mating, or what? 617 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,600 Masturbating! 618 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,900 That's fine, that's fine. Absolutely fine. 619 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,800 Don't worry, that's just... 620 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,000 they got people to clean all that. 621 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,300 Don't worry, though. It's fine. 622 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,600 That's... we should... more drinks. 623 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,000 Anyone wanna change their order? 624 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,800 No? Everyone's gonna stick... I got it written down. 625 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,500 Courtney, we should... shots! We should do more shots! 626 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,100 - Is that a condom in his pocket? - Looks like it. 627 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,100 Don't worry about that. Don't concern yourself. 628 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,000 I'm gonna go to the bar and then... all right. 629 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,700 Hey, where's the party at? 630 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,900 It's at Saboteur's on Friday nights! 631 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,300 Yes, it is! 632 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,800 I was there! 633 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,800 Hey, uh, ahem. 634 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,200 Hey, Pritch, Amber doesn't have an elevator in her building. 635 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,500 Then she'd better talk to her landlord. 636 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,500 - What? - It's not my problem. 637 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,800 Come on, help me out. 638 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:50,000 Listen, she's Courtney's best friend, okay? 639 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,700 I will tell her to put in a good word. 640 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,900 - Will you? - Yes, I promise. 641 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,800 - All right. - Eh? Eh? 642 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Thank you, brother. 643 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,500 - Stop it, stop it. - All right, all right. 644 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,600 - Oh, you all right? - I'm fine. 645 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,000 I'm good, I'm good. 646 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,400 Hey, thanks, Pritch. I owe ya. 647 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,700 All right, mate. 648 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:26,500 So you'll put in a good word with Courtney? 649 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,700 Who's Courtney? 650 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,500 Oh, for fuck's sake. 651 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,200 - What a great night. - Yeah. 652 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,700 - Thanks. - Glad you enjoyed it. 653 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,100 Guess what? 654 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,100 I just danced near some beautiful girls. 655 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,000 See you soon, all right? 656 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,700 Okay. 657 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,300 Sleep well, mate. 658 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,500 Glenn. 659 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,900 Glenn, how's it going, mate? 660 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,300 Put it there, player. 661 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,800 Jessica texted me to come by, 662 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,200 but she's not answering the door and her phone's off. 663 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,900 Do you wanna come in and wait? 664 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,100 Put the TV on? 665 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,900 Uh, thanks. I'm gonna head to a party in Silverlake. 666 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,700 Yeah. 667 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,600 - I love parties in Silverlake. - Yeah, they're great. 668 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,600 - See ya. - Yeah, see ya. 669 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Jesus Christ. 670 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,900 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 671 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,800 Really? Not hiding from Glenn? 672 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,500 No. 673 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,900 'Cause you know he's lurking around outside looking for you. 674 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,000 Well, I don't care. 675 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,000 He can't just invite himself over here 676 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,900 whenever he wants to have sex. 677 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Right. He said that you invited him over, though. 678 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,800 I did... 679 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,100 but then I changed my mind. 680 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,400 - Oh, you changed your mind. - Yeah. 681 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,500 - Right, why? - Um, I don't know. 682 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,200 Ever heard of a little thing called self-respect? 683 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,300 Or dignity? 684 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,300 Dignity, of course. 685 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,800 Oh, my God. He's just come back. 686 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,500 Sorry, no, it wasn't him. 687 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,100 It was actually your dignity disappearing into the night. 688 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,300 Ahem. 689 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,700 How'd it go with Courtney? 690 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,700 - Did you talk to her? - No. 691 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,900 Really good, yeah. Excellent, thanks for asking. 692 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,500 Is that after you fell off the barstool and smashed everyone's drinks? 693 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,400 Fuck off. I don't know what the rules are here. 694 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,900 If I ask a question, then you have to answer truthfully. 695 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,800 All right? That's the new rule. 696 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,400 Do you wanna watch some TV or something? 697 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,000 Um... 698 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,400 I would, but I wanna wake up early 699 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,900 and work on my web series. 700 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:15,000 - Good night. - All right. 701 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:45,400 Sync.MWin 52043

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