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We have a female patient,
unconscious with a head injury.
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Olivia, can you hear me?
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- Olivia, can you hear me?
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- Fuck.
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- Look, it's okay. It's okay. No.
- You're okay.
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- You're in an ambulance.
- No, no. I need to--
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- Let me out.
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Ow! Whoa!
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- It's okay.
- Off. Off.
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- Stop.
- What is-- Let me out!
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- Miss Healy--
- Oh, my boob!
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What? No, I need to get home!
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- Grab her!
- Oh, God! I wanna go home!
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Sorry. My bad.
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- That's too much eye contact.
- Okay.
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- Oh, shit, I'm coming.
- Okay.
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- You need to skedaddle.
- Oh.
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- You don't wanna grab a bite?
- Well, I can't.
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I wanna say, Kevin?
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- Tomorrow?
- No can do.
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I'll be in Australia tomorrow.
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Right.
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No, really. It's my best friend's 40th.
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I'm flying in for the weekend
to surprise her.
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Your life is intense.
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Yeah, well, existence is random,
life is short.
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If you're not making the most
of every moment, what's the fucking point?
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Okay. Ow.
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♪ I've been so good all of my life ♪
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♪ Played by the rules
To make things right ♪
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♪ But now I'm taking my sweet time ♪
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- Hey.
- Yo, Liv.
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My wife loved that bar you recommended.
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Told you the oysters would work.
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Here she is.
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{\an8}Here we go.
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Hi, Valerie.
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I'm not gonna hassle you
about being a judge for the new TV show.
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Although, I do stand by my original pitch.
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"World's top chefs being judged
by Banquet's top food writer."
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Me. I'd watch the shit out of it.
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I know I'm not the obvious choice,
but I think--
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I'd watch the shit out of it too.
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In fact, I think a million people
across 120 territories
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would watch the shit out of it.
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You're my pick.
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Get the fuck out.
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- Your writing's on point.
- Oh, my God.
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You got a palate like no one else.
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All the best chefs respect you,
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and this whole Australian thing,
I can sell it.
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Oh, my God. I can't feel my face.
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Is this really happening?
Is my face being weird?
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One problem.
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Outside the food industry,
Liv Healy means nothing.
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Oh, wow, harsh.
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- It's true, but harsh.
- The show execs see you as a wild card.
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I need to prove to them
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that your voice can reach an audience
outside the food industry.
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Sure.
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How, exactly?
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I need you to write an article.
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Yeah, I need you to write something
that raises your profile globally.
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The execs need to see you
reach a large audience,
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build familiarity, go viral.
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The show launches in four weeks.
Let's talk tomorrow. We'll talk strategy.
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Can we make it Monday?
Gotta go to Australia for the weekend.
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Yeah. Yes. Have your fun.
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Yeah.
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Come Monday, it's on.
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Seriously, this is gonna take you
from Stefani Germanotta
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to Lady fucking Gaga.
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Oh, I fucking love her.
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Oh.
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Okay, I gotta bounce.
My dog needs her epilepsy meds.
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Hmm.
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- I'll talk to you soon.
- Yeah.
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- This is huge.
- Wow.
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- Don't fuck it up.
- Uh-huh.
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I'm celebrating.
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Yum.
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Damn. Yes.
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- Cheers.
- Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we'll
shortly begin our descent into Sydney,
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where it's hot at 38 degrees.
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- Fuck me dead. How's the fucking humidity?
- Welcome to Sydney, mate.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Amy-- ♪
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Amy!
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Holy fuck!
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I know! Here's the best present ever!
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Don't see how this tops
the air fryer we got her.
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What?
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- Hi.
- This is the best present ever.
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Oh, I'm so happy you're here.
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Oh, as if I'd miss it, you maniac.
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- Here.
- Oh. What--
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Here, hold all this.
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I'm gonna make a toast.
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Oh, I'm just gonna grab that. Thank you.
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- Okay.
- I was drinking that.
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Hello, everyone! Hello! Hi!
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Amy Kwan,
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you are a beautiful, flawless person.
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You've been my ride-or-die
since high school and my soul mate.
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- Aw.
- And there is no one in the world that I--
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Oh, shit.
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Holy fuck.
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Let's get the party started!
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♪ You can call me the good-time girl ♪
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- Oh, wake up, boofhead.
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Get out!
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Oh, you stink.
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God!
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Far out. What are you doing here anyway?
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Oh, wedding stuff with Mum.
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- Welcome home.
- Oh, get out.
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Oh, Mum, so the celebrant is confirmed,
but I spoke to the florist.
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Unfortunately, the peonies
will be out of season.
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We'll just have to go with the lilies.
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Oh, that's a shame. You love peonies.
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But the lilies will be just as pretty.
Don't you think, Liv?
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Wonder what your gay ancestors would think
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about you entering
into an antiquated institution
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that's predominantly
about oppression and ownership.
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That I'm making it fabulous.
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Some vitamin C.
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Strawsie?
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- Yes!
- Wow.
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This level of pathetic is hard to watch.
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Says the guy who visits his mum
five times a week, Gaz.
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- It's not that often.
- I love having you both home.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Now, what do you want for dinner?
- Surprise me.
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- Oh! No. Your lamb chops. Delectable.
- Hmm.
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I have some big news.
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Picture this.
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Internationally renowned chefs
compete to be crowned world's best.
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Coming this fall, Banquet Royale,
your newest food obsession.
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It's a TV show, and I'm one of the judges.
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But, wait, aren't you a writer?
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A great writer.
And that's why they want me, my voice,
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so I can share my taste
with, like, a gajillion people.
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Do you know who is a wonderful cook?
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Andrea Seidelman.
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Do you remember her from netball?
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- Oh, her dad was hot.
- Oh, her dad was hot.
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Well, she cooked
the most delicious date slice
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for the surf club fundraiser.
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What's this got to do with anything?
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Well, I was just saying it was very moist.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize it was moist.
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Oh, Olivia.
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- I need some air.
- Hmm.
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Oh, that's--
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Mum, that's a health hazard.
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Your face is a health hazard.
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♪ Put all of my pennies
In a roll of the dice ♪
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♪ 'Cause lately I've been ready
For a lightning bolt to strike ♪
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♪ I'm a fool's paradise ♪
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♪ Oh, I will never slow down ♪
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♪ I will never go round and round, no ♪
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♪ I'm just out here trying every day... ♪
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Forget it. I'll find a whistleblower
willing to go on record.
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Uh, Evie, can you pause TikTok
and go make your bed?
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You can't pause TikTok.
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If you wanna go to Sarah's,
get upstairs now.
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God, you need to chill, Amy.
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That's "Mum" to you.
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Her attitude stinks lately.
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Just like you at that age.
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- Just got the bill from yesterday.
- Mmm.
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Didn't look like a $700 table.
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At least it was a memorable birthday.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool Liv flew
halfway around the world for you.
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But you organized a beautiful lunch.
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In fact,
you're so sweet and understanding,
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you probably wouldn't mind if I took
my best friend to the awards tonight.
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Oh! First I'm down 700 bucks, now this.
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Oh, Liv's heard me bang on
about the AJAs since uni.
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Please?
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Fine. I'll watch a movie in my tux.
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You're the best.
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Oh, you little shit. That's my stuff!
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Come here! Call the authorities!
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Oh, no, they're expensive.
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Oh, God!
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Wait! Oh. Oh, it hurts!
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- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
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- Oh, it's just the kid's got my shit.
- Come with me.
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You're the cops.
Really, that's all you can do?
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My green card is in that bag,
and I cannot be stranded here,
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so can you please let me know
if it shows up?
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Yeah, I know it's slim odds, but...
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Thanks. NWA were right.
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Some alkalized water?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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Your aura is very purple.
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Wow, it just went bright red.
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Here, let me cleanse it for you.
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Okay. Thank you, nice lady, for
the magic water, but I'm gonna head off.
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Wait. Wait.
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I have something for you.
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Hematite.
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It will ground and stabilize you.
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I don't need to be grounded.
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I have a flight tomorrow
and no green card.
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I need to figure out
how to get back into the US.
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Yeah, I don't think we have that crystal.
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Yeah, no shit.
I don't need a crystal, I need a--
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I need a miracle worker.
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You're a miracle worker.
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Thank you. I owe you big time.
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Right, my contact got you an appointment
at the US consulate tomorrow at 10.
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They'll give you a travel document,
and you'll be good to make your flight.
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You are one well-connected goddess.
Thank you.
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I am. And can't smoke in here, okay?
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Trying to teach my preteen drugs are bad.
I can't let her know I'm a hypocrite.
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Ooh, that's good.
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Right, what am I gonna wear?
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Ooh!
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- What do we think of this?
- Ah, serious BVE.
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Huh?
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- Big vag energy.
- Get fucked. I've had two kids.
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Oh, God, it's a compliment.
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- Oh.
- It's like-- Yeah.
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Have you written
your acceptance speech yet?
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- I'm just happy to be nominated.
- That is absolute bullshit, Kwan.
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- I know you wanna win.
- Yeah, of course, but you can't say that.
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Why not? You're the shit.
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Okay, it doesn't mean this Asian woman
will win up against four men called Chris.
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Cool. All right, well,
what about your gracious loser face?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no. Stop it.
You look constipated at best. No.
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Oh, I'm bad at this.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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So I was thinking,
why don't you just come with me tonight?
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What?
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And walk into a room full of people
who have either rejected me or fired me?
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- Yeah.
- That's my idea of hell.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's the reason I moved to New York,
and you know that.
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Oh, but come on,
now you're killing it. Okay?
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What is the best revenge?
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If you say living well,
I will punch you in your perky bosoms.
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No, shoving your success
in the face of those arseholes.
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You're gonna be
a judge on a fancy TV show,
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and I did just call in a massive favor
to get you that consulate appointment.
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Fine, I'll come.
251
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,960
But only if I can wear this.
252
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,960
Oh, I dare you.
253
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,000
Remember when I had sex
with Doug's brother at your wedding?
254
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,720
- What?
- What?
255
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:54,280
Thank you. Yes.
Thanks very much. Appreciate it.
256
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,360
- Hi.
- Oh, hi, darling.
257
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,160
- Hi, Mary.
- Heard about your ordeal with your bag.
258
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,080
- Yeah.
- Want a lollipop?
259
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,000
- Yes. Yes, I do. Oh, thank you.
- This is a nice surprise.
260
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,720
- What are you doing here?
- I just need to see Dr. Price.
261
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,880
Why, what's wrong?
262
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,840
That is between me and the physician.
263
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,960
Also, I have to bail
on dinner tonight. Sorry.
264
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,720
I promised Amy I'd be her date
at the Journalism Awards.
265
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,720
So you choose her over your family.
266
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,160
Amy is family, Mum.
267
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,360
But more importantly, can I please
get a lift to the consulate tomorrow?
268
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,440
- I need to get a new green card.
- Why are you rushing back to New York?
269
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,520
You're here now.
Why not stay till the wedding?
270
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:36,160
Mum, the TV show.
Huge, life-altering opportunity.
271
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,480
Well, I'm taking Gareth and Dalbert
for a suit fitting in the morning.
272
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,400
Oh, perfect. I'll just hitch a ride
with you and Galbert.
273
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,680
Or DalGaz.
274
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,880
How about Gazert?
275
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,680
Yes, Mary. Up top.
276
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,440
I don't normally
prescribe benzodiazepines.
277
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,800
It's just to take the edge off
this shitastic event I've got tonight.
278
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,680
- My New York doctor gives them like candy.
- Well, this isn't New York.
279
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,760
I know.
280
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,000
How have you been generally?
281
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,920
Yeah. I've got the constitution of an ox.
282
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,960
- I still party like I'm 20.
- I know.
283
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,640
I follow you on Instagram.
284
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,960
Oh, good on you
for keeping up with technology.
285
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,960
Ooh, this can't be right.
286
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,400
Uh, 150/90.
287
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,200
That's far too high for someone your age.
288
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,920
Oh, it's probably spiked
because all of my shit was stolen today,
289
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,680
and Mum is on my back
because I can't make dinner tonight.
290
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,400
- Oh, Lorraine. She's a firecracker.
- Yes.
291
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,800
But it must be nice to catch up
with your mum and dad though.
292
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,280
Uh.
293
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,240
Dad's been dead for 24 years,
294
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,600
and as his doctor,
that's either one hell of a misdiagnosis,
295
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,200
or you know something that I don't.
296
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,360
Oh, goodness me.
297
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880
Um, um.
298
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,360
I do apologize.
I don't know what I was thinking.
299
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,280
Yeah.
300
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,640
♪ Hello, beautiful ♪
301
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,960
♪ Hello, beautiful ♪
302
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,320
It's a lot in there, I know.
303
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,640
- The who's who of Aussie journalism.
- More like the who's that.
304
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,280
Amy. Sending
all the good vibrations your way.
305
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,080
Liv Healy, this is Jeremy Jackson,
lifestyle writer for Standard.
306
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,640
- Namaste.
- Namaste.
307
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,720
Okay, let's get a lot of drinks into us.
308
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,360
Ah, ah, ah. No, I need both of these.
This place is a battlefield.
309
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,960
I really wanna show Helen
310
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,520
that out-of-office Amy is cool
while still being professional.
311
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,800
- Are you a bit obsessed with your boss?
- Yeah, she's terrifying.
312
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,640
I love her. Hey, wanna mingle?
313
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,360
Fuck no. I hate everyone here except you.
314
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,960
But you go and do your thing. I love you.
315
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,280
Oh!
316
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,800
Steven Rogers.
317
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,120
Olivia Healy.
318
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,560
Nice to meet you.
319
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,400
I actually interned for you
when you were at the Star.
320
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,120
You used to text me after hours
and complain about your wife.
321
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,840
- You must be thinking of someone else.
- No, definitely you.
322
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,320
You also shut down all my pitches,
said I was a "shallow thinker."
323
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,800
I'm working in New York now.
324
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,400
Mainly for top-tier publications,
doing food and lifestyle stuff.
325
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,840
So you've really moved on
from being a shallow thinker then.
326
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,760
Oh, excuse me, Olive.
327
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,280
I have to prep
for my Lifetime Achievement Award.
328
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,480
♪ I take a pill
To help me through the day ♪
329
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,080
- Oh, fuck off.
330
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,200
♪ I stay inside until I feel okay ♪
331
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,760
Get it together, woman.
332
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,200
Twelve more hours of this shit.
333
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,000
Twenty bucks for a bump?
334
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,760
- A hundred.
- Oh!
335
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,040
Jesus. How much for the rest of the bag?
336
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,880
Two hundred.
337
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,880
Deal, but I would like it noted
338
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,080
the price of narcotics in this country
is fucking outrageous.
339
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,280
- Noted.
340
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,560
Hey, Jez. Welcome to the party, man.
You want in?
341
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,360
Been a while
since I've had the devil's dandruff.
342
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,120
They say, "Carpe that diem," my friend.
343
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,480
♪ I walk alone, I stumble to the beat ♪
344
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,120
♪ My stack of drums are always on repeat ♪
345
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,240
♪ You never win... ♪
346
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,440
Don't you agree, Liv?
347
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,760
Huh?
348
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,240
That Amy's a rare talent.
349
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,840
- She's really forging a legacy.
- Yeah, she's an assassin.
350
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,960
But as you said, babe,
some average white guy's gonna win it
351
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,720
because the system's rigged against you.
352
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,120
That's why
I don't put much stock in these awards.
353
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,360
Good because no one
outside these four walls
354
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,160
gives a shit about any of this. Trust me.
355
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,880
Actually disagree with you there, Liv.
356
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,200
Only this year, one of our stories
357
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,000
broke a human trafficking operation
wide open.
358
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,360
At The Standard, the focus--
359
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,520
But you and I both know
that Amy's too good for The Standard,
360
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:15,400
but in this backward arsehole part
of the planet, it's the best she can do.
361
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
What?
362
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,920
And you need to keep her star
so she doesn't outgrow you.
363
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,200
- I am going to find my seat.
- Okay.
364
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,320
- Dude, what the fuck?
- What?
365
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,440
- You just insulted my boss.
- She's fine-- I said you were amazing.
366
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,480
Okay, you think this is all a joke,
but it's important to me.
367
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,440
Which is why I'm here,
even though it's fucking torture.
368
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,760
Are you high?
369
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,640
- What's wrong with trying to have fun?
- Because you always take things too far.
370
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,400
I'm so sorry I'm an embarrassment.
371
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,760
- You're the one that begged me to come.
- Obviously, it was a bad idea.
372
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,920
Oh, all right, then. Well, if that's
how you feel, I'll just go.
373
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,040
Let's just sit down.
374
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,080
- No. Forget it, I'm going.
- Liv! Liv!
375
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,360
Move.
376
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,760
♪ My type of baggage
Ain’t holding me down ♪
377
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,600
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
378
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,960
and welcome
to the Australian Journalism Awards.
379
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:18,240
♪ I don't hide my issues
Got my issues on my sleeve ♪
380
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,120
♪ I don't hide my issues
All my issues, they're all me ♪
381
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,680
♪ And they do what they do ♪
382
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,960
♪ And they show what they show ♪
383
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,560
♪ Won't pretend that... ♪
384
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,360
- Well, this is exciting, isn't it?
385
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,080
I love journalism!
386
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,160
And the winner is
387
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,920
Chris Whiteman!
388
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,560
♪ My trust is broken, so broken ♪
389
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560
Next time.
390
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,600
♪ My type of baggage
Ain’t holding me down ♪
391
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600
♪ I’m so cool with it
I keep it around, yeah ♪
392
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,760
♪ Keep it open ♪
393
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,800
Look what the police brought by.
394
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,680
Oh, my green card.
395
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,440
How were the awards?
396
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,280
Did Amy win?
397
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,480
It's gone.
398
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,080
They even took my moon cup.
399
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,880
Fuck.
400
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,720
Who would take a green card?
401
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,040
Far out.
402
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:12,960
God!
403
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,320
- Oh, babe.
- Hmm.
404
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,400
There'll be more awards.
405
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,520
Honestly, I don't care about the award.
406
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,920
- Please don't touch my horn.
407
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,520
Sorry, Dal, but I'll be late.
408
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,960
Well, you're not the only one
who's inconvenienced.
409
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,880
Oh, babe, the Vanessas got a babysitter
so they're a yes.
410
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,800
Oh.
411
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,480
That means Liv's the only one
who hasn't RSVP'd for our wedding.
412
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,640
Really?
The sister of the groom needs to RSVP?
413
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,840
If she wants to get fed.
414
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,480
It's like you're holding it hostage
for attention.
415
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,360
- Shut up. Why would I do that?
- Because that's what you do.
416
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,000
You steal the spotlight.
417
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,320
Well, I can't help it
if I'm a natural entertainer.
418
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,800
- Move, dipshit!
419
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,560
- Friendly reminder, horn's for the driver.
- Oh, God.
420
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,880
Remember when you boycotted
Nan's last Christmas?
421
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,160
It was for a good cause.
422
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,640
Stalking a boy from Amnesty International
is not a good cause, Olivia.
423
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,880
And then at my year-12 formal,
you had sex with my date.
424
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,680
I saved you
from a very awkward experience.
425
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,880
And Dad's funeral, you got hammered
and passed out in the garden.
426
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,240
- Right on my petunias.
- Yeah.
427
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,640
I was grieving.
428
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,040
We were all grieving,
429
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,560
but somehow,
the focus always ends up on you.
430
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,720
If I'm so unbearable,
why do you want me around?
431
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,360
Oh, come on.
We're just having a bit of fun, Livvie.
432
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,520
Oh, really?
433
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,080
All right. Well, what's fun about
your family thinking that you're a joke?
434
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,880
Oh, it's not just us.
435
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,080
I'm not coming back for the wedding.
436
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,360
- Olivia.
- Nah. No. No.
437
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,320
It's too close to the show launch anyway.
You know what? Just let me out here.
438
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,840
- No, it's no stopping.
- No, I don't care. Just pull over.
439
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,160
- I'm not getting a ticket.
- Olivia.
440
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,520
Let's just get an ocean between us
so we can all go back to being happy.
441
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,160
Olivia Healy.
442
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,160
- Is there an Olivia Healy?
- Ah. Yes, I'm here. Hello.
443
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,800
Ah.
444
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,040
Hi.
445
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,640
Far out.
446
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,280
Please keep your belongings
on your person, ma'am.
447
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,120
No need to "ma'am" me.
448
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,800
{\an8}Okay, Chad,
I have had a rough couple of days,
449
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,760
{\an8}so I need you to get me out of here.
450
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,520
{\an8}Bet you've seen some real hardship.
451
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,560
Well, I have.
I was actually the victim of a theft,
452
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,880
so if you could please just stamp it,
453
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,880
or whatever it is you do, that'd be great.
454
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,360
{\an8}I take my orders
from the US government, not you.
455
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,680
{\an8}And I need to check each case thoroughly,
456
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,760
{\an8}because one little error
can void an application.
457
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,440
{\an8}- All right, well, it's all in order.
- I'll be the judge of that.
458
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,080
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot.
I'm actually a really lovely person.
459
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,680
You seem like a real delight.
460
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,320
Well, I am.
461
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,720
Just, you've got me on a bad day,
and I apologize.
462
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,160
I just-- I really need to get--
463
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,720
If you can be quiet for five seconds,
I can do my job.
464
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,200
Can you please stop that tapping?
465
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,840
{\an8} Oh, my God,
stop the goddamn tapping, please.
466
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,280
{\an8}- Do not raise your voice at me.
- Sorry.
467
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,560
- Are you all right? You don't look well.
- I'm fine.
468
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,880
{\an8}- You know you can't fly if you're sick.
- No, I'm not sick.
469
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,560
I have reason
to believe you're lying to me,
470
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,280
and if that's the case,
I can't approve you.
471
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,160
Ma'am?
472
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,880
Ma'am? Ma'am?
473
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,040
Fuck. I need to get home!
474
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,320
- I wanna go home!
475
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,280
Don't worry,
you'll be home soon.
476
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,080
Your insides are garbage.
477
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,960
Okay, lady I've never met before.
478
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,320
Can you just sign this form, please?
479
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,880
Horrible cholesterol levels,
insane blood pressure,
480
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,160
and family history of heart disease.
481
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,200
I can't pass you.
482
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,040
- Pass me for what?
- The medical.
483
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,360
- It's the first step to get a green card.
- Oh, no, I have a green card.
484
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,280
Not anymore.
485
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,520
What? Why not?
486
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,160
After your incident,
the consulate deemed that your poor health
487
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,720
could make you a burden to the US.
488
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,800
As one of two
consulate-approved doctors in Sydney,
489
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,200
I'm assigned to assess you.
490
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,120
And I say...
491
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:16,800
you fail.
492
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,400
No!
493
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,520
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
494
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,120
My boss thinks I'm on a plane now
495
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,320
so she can sell me for a TV show.
It's a major deal.
496
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,240
Unfortunate. Also, not my problem.
497
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,080
Wow, your bedside manner sucks.
498
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,800
Your resting heart rate sucks.
499
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,640
Um. Okay. Uh, let me do the medical again.
500
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,640
Just give me enough time to get well.
501
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,120
Okay. See you in a year.
502
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,000
A year-- No, I've gotta be in New York
in four weeks for the show.
503
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,360
Listen, you need
to shift your cholesterol from a 6 to 4.5,
504
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,000
get your blood pressure to 120/80,
505
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,360
and lower your resting heart rate
from 105 to at least 75.
506
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,520
No way you can do that
in less than a month.
507
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,520
- Well, you don't know me.
- I don't, and don't want to.
508
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,600
I'm gonna get so well
that I'm gonna smash that stupid medical,
509
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,000
I'm gonna get back to New York,
510
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,760
and I'm gonna be the best goddamn
TV judge that the world's ever seen.
511
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,040
Seems unlikely.
512
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,640
Yeah, well, watch me.
513
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,200
♪ Oh, nah, yeah ♪
514
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,840
♪ Tell me what you wanna hear ♪
515
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,520
♪ Tell me how you wanna roll
Nah, yeah ♪
516
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,240
- Does this stay open or, I don't know--
- Shut it.
517
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,520
♪ Oh, nah, yeah ♪
518
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,480
♪ Tell me what you wanna hear ♪
519
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,800
♪ Tell me what you wanna do
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
520
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,360
♪ Tell me where you wanna go ♪
521
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,760
♪ Tell me how you wanna roll
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
522
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,200
♪ Tell me what you wanna hear ♪
523
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,640
♪ Tell me what you wanna do
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
524
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,080
♪ Tell me where you wanna go ♪
525
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,480
♪ Tell me how you wanna roll
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
526
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,960
♪ Tell me what you wanna hear ♪
527
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,360
♪ Tell me what you wanna do
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
528
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,840
♪ Tell me where you wanna go ♪
529
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,240
♪ Tell me how you wanna roll
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
530
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,440
♪ I owe no apology ♪
531
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,840
♪ I don't owe no apology
Oh, nah, yeah ♪
532
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,920
♪ Oh, nah, yeah ♪
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