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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:06,351 male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:06,385 --> 00:00:08,008 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,595 - THIS IS DO OR DIE. 4 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,356 narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 5 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:12,874 - $400. - $500. 6 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:14,566 - YEAH! - SOLD! 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,912 narrator: COMING UP... 8 00:00:15,946 --> 00:00:18,052 - YOU'VE SOMEHOW FORGED OUT A REPUTATION 9 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:21,055 IN A VERY SHORT TIME. - 25! 10 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:24,369 YOU'RE GONNA GO, "WOW, I JUST GOT SCREWED BY DAVID." 11 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:26,750 - THERE'S A HANDLE ON THIS THING. 12 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:28,787 - ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T LET IT-- HANG ON. WHOA! 13 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,547 - WHAT IS THAT? 14 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:32,480 - I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING IN THIS ONE. 15 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:33,930 WHAT ARE THESE THINGS WORTH? 16 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:35,863 - I THINK YOU'D PROBABLY GET... 17 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:38,624 - SO, DAVE, EAT YOUR HEART OUT. 18 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:41,627 [bluesy rock music] 19 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,836 ♪ 20 00:00:43,871 --> 00:00:45,148 - THIS IS THE "WOW" FACTOR. 21 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:47,944 - I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYERS. 22 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:49,980 - CASH IS KING. WINNER TAKES ALL. 23 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:52,121 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ENCOUNTER. 24 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:56,539 ♪ 25 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:59,852 - [indistinct shouting] 26 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:04,202 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 27 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:06,687 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 28 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:08,585 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ 29 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,898 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 30 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:14,074 - SOLD! 31 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,288 - WE'RE IN LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA, 32 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:22,599 THIS IS A WORKING MAN'S TOWN, 33 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,360 WHERE THERE'S TWO WAYS TO STRIKE IT RICH-- 34 00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:26,914 THE PORT OR OIL. 35 00:01:26,948 --> 00:01:28,329 AND THAT COULD BE SOME INTERESTING FINDS 36 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:29,468 FOR OUR BUYERS. 37 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,091 - WHENEVER WE BUY A STORAGE UNIT, 38 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,403 I GET THE EXCITEMENT OF THE GAMBLE. 39 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:35,129 BRANDI DOESN'T CARE. ALL SHE WANTS TO KNOW IS, 40 00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:37,131 "WHEN ARE WE GONNA SELL IT, AND WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY?" 41 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:40,030 - THE BILLS ARE LITERALLY STACKING UP. 42 00:01:40,065 --> 00:01:42,378 WE REALLY NEED TO MAKE A PROFIT TODAY. 43 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,966 - I JUST DROVE THREE HOURS IN THE TRAFFIC 44 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:46,485 TO GET HERE FROM SAN DIEGO. 45 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,487 I HOPE THIS IS GONNA BE WORTH IT. 46 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:51,249 - I'M HERE TO FIND, IF I CAN, 47 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:52,974 SOME STUFF THAT IS OLD, WHICH-- 48 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:54,459 I'M NOT HERE TO BUY KITCHEN EQUIPMENT. 49 00:01:54,493 --> 00:01:55,632 - I HATE TO LET YOU DOWN, 50 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,394 BUT I'M HERE TO BUY THE SAME STUFF. 51 00:01:58,428 --> 00:02:00,672 - SINCE WHEN DOES DAVE CARE ABOUT COLLECTIBLES? 52 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:03,088 YOU'VE SOMEHOW FORGED OUT A REPUTATION 53 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,434 IN A VERY SHORT TIME. 54 00:02:04,469 --> 00:02:05,884 - WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO REALLY HAVE 55 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,817 A BAD REPUTATION BUT-- - OH, IT'S NOT. 56 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:09,232 YOUR REPUTATION IS SO TARNISHED, 57 00:02:09,267 --> 00:02:11,614 THE STRONGEST ACID'S NOT GONNA CLEAN IT. 58 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:13,133 [laughter] I MEAN... 59 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,686 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE THE UPPER HAND 60 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,102 WHEN IT COMES TO ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES. 61 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,104 - RUN OFF WITH THE AMATEURS, BARRY. 62 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,727 I'VE NEVER MET ANYBODY AS ARROGANT AS BARRY. 63 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:25,075 BE MAY NOT REALIZE THIS YET, BUT I CAN RUN CIRCLES AROUND HIM 64 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:27,181 WHEN IT COMES TO ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES. 65 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:29,632 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE AUCTION TODAY! 66 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,254 WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THERE, WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK, 67 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:32,393 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 68 00:02:32,428 --> 00:02:33,877 FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK. 69 00:02:33,912 --> 00:02:35,534 YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES, YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE. 70 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:38,192 ARE YOU READY? all: YEAH! 71 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:40,298 - THEN LET'S GO! - LET'S DO IT, FOLKS. 72 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:44,164 SIX UNITS HERE. LET'S GO! 73 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:48,029 - CROWD'S HUGE, DAWG. IT'S HUGE! 74 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:51,136 [gasps and excited murmurs] 75 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:55,313 - I SEE AN OLD TV, I SEE A BEAT UP OLD DRESSER, 76 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:56,555 AND I SEE A BUNCH OF CRATES OF CLOTHES. 77 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:59,662 - I THINK IT'S A BACHELOR UNIT. 78 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:01,215 IT WAS AN OLD-ASS TV. - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, 79 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,252 BACHELORS ARE THE ONES WHO COLLECT STUFF 80 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:06,496 BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A WOMAN TO SUPPORT. 81 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:08,084 - HE PROBABLY WORKED AT BURGER KING. 82 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:10,397 - HE GETS TO SPEND ALL HIS MONEY ON HIMSELF, THOUGH. 83 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:12,226 - THERE'S A LOT OF CLOTHES. 84 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:16,230 - I'M GONNA MAKE A PREDICTION. THIS ONE IS NOT FOR ME. 85 00:03:16,265 --> 00:03:18,474 - EVERYBODY'S WALKING AWAY FROM THIS LOCKER LOOKING-- 86 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:22,892 BOY, NOW I SEE WHY. 87 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:26,136 SOMETHING LOOKS PEWTER, AND IT'S ALL--IT'S ENGRAVED. 88 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:29,381 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING 89 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:30,796 IN THE BACK OF THE UNIT. I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT IT IS, 90 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:33,005 IF IT'S A LAMP OR WHAT. 91 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,389 BUT I'M DEFINITELY AFTER IT. 92 00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:38,735 - A BUNCH OF MISCELLANEOUS, 93 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,359 AND AN OLD, BEAT-UP CHEST AND TV. 94 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:43,913 UH, THIS ONE'S NOT FOR ME. 95 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:46,605 THAT WAS UGLY. THAT WAS UGLY! 96 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,193 - I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING FOR IT. 97 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,195 - I THINK WITH YOUR LUCK, 98 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,921 YOU'D PROBABLY FIND SOMETHING GOOD. 99 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:54,164 - YOU GUYS READY TO GO. I'M READY TO GO. HERE WE GO! 100 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:55,373 A LITTLE MYSTERY TRUNK. - 50 BUCKS. 101 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:59,169 - 50 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. [rapid auctioneer patter] 102 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,310 I'VE GOT 100 BUCKS, HUNDRED AND A HALF. 103 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:04,865 [rapid auctioneer patter] 104 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:06,936 - IS THAT BARRY BIDDING? - I CAN'T SAY. 105 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,801 - A BID'S A BID. 106 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:12,355 WHY DOES DAVE CARE IF I'M IN THE COMPETITION? 107 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:17,153 - [rapid auctioneer patter] 108 00:04:17,187 --> 00:04:18,844 - $400 HERE. 109 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:21,399 - $425! - WHY NOT? FOUR AND A HALF. 110 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:24,298 [rapid auctioneer patter] 111 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,300 - FOUR AND A HALF. THANK YOU, BARRY. 112 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:28,854 - YEAH! 113 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:31,788 - [rapid auctioneer patter] - YEAH, YEAH, $500. 114 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:33,342 - YEAH! 115 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:37,553 BARRY, BARRY, SUCH AN EASY TARGET. 116 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:41,073 - YES. - YEAH! 117 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:42,351 - AT $600. - YEAH. 118 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:45,354 - YEAH. - $650, BARRY. 119 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:47,528 [rapid auctioneer patter] $650 GOING ONCE. 120 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:50,220 I'VE GOT $625, $650 GOING TWICE. - YES. 121 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:55,640 - [rapid auctioneer patter] 122 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:58,159 DONE. BARRY, Y GOT IT FOR 650 BIG BUCKS. THANK YOU. 123 00:04:58,194 --> 00:05:00,610 - I'M NOT REALLY PLEASED THAT DAVE BID ME UP, 124 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:04,649 BUT I KNOW I HAVE SOMETHING WITH THAT SILVER BOWL OR LAMP 125 00:05:04,683 --> 00:05:06,375 OR WHATEVER IT IS. 126 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:11,103 - B"WOW, I JUST GOT SCREWEDERE, YOUBY DAVID."GO, 127 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:13,071 - ACT AS A PROFESSIONAL, DAVID. 128 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,797 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT REFERRED TO THIS 129 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,212 AS A PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS. 130 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:20,078 THIS IS AN AUCTION! [laughs] 131 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:27,672 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, GET A GOOD LOOK. 132 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:29,052 THIS IS WHAT WE GOT OUT OF BED FOR. 133 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:33,471 A NICE CLEAN UNIT HERE. 134 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,127 - I'M NOT SEEING MUCH. 135 00:05:35,162 --> 00:05:37,647 I'M AMAZED THAT THAT PLANT IS STILL HEALTHY AEVER. 136 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:41,202 NO SUNLIGHT. LOOK AT IT. 137 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,687 - THIS IS A BRANDI AND JARROD LOCKER. 138 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:44,274 I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT THIS. 139 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:46,242 I SEE AN OLD DRESSER THAT'S SCRATCHED. 140 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:48,486 SEE A CART THAT HE CAN GET IT OUT WITH. 141 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,488 - EVERYDAY ITEMS. 142 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:51,765 IT'S AN INTERESTING UNIT, THOUGH. 143 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:54,630 WE MIGHT BE... I DON'T KNOW, CONSIDERING IT. 144 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:59,393 - WHENEVER YOU SEE A LATE-MODEL COMPUTER MONITOR LIKE THAT, 145 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:02,120 YOU KNOW THAT THE REST OF THE ROOM PROBABLY MATCHES. 146 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,570 OKAY? 147 00:06:03,604 --> 00:06:05,779 - I CAN ALREADY TELL DAVE'S GONNA MAKE ME OVERPAY FOR THIS. 148 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:07,884 GIVE ME A NUMBER. - $300? 149 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:09,990 - YEAH. 150 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:11,129 - ALL RIGHT, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-- HERE WE GO. 151 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:16,583 [rapid auctioneer patter] 152 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:21,173 - YEAH. - 70, 80. 70 BUCKS. 80. 153 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,175 - YOU SEE HOW IT FEELS? YOU SEE HOW IT FEELS! 154 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:26,972 - 100 BUCKS. - [rapid auctioneer patter] 155 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:28,353 I'VE GOT 200 BUCKS, TWO AND A QUARTER. 156 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,045 - YEAH. 157 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,909 - $60. - YEAH. 158 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,635 - $325 GOING ONCE. 159 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:36,844 I'VE GOT 300 BUCKS AND $325--$325 GOING TWICE. 160 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,674 LAST AND FINAL CALL. SOLD. 161 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:42,988 - YEAH! - HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. 162 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:44,921 - WE SET OUR CAP AT 300 BUCKS, 163 00:06:44,956 --> 00:06:47,717 SO RATHER THAN GOING IN 10 AND 25, 164 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:49,443 I WAS JUST 100, 100, 100-- GET TO MY CAP. 165 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:51,134 HOPEFULLY, I STOPPED DAVE. 166 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:54,103 THAT WAS MY MAIN GOAL, AND IT WORKED OUT. 167 00:06:54,137 --> 00:06:57,624 - I JUST CAN'T GET THAT SILVER BOWL OUT OF MY MIND. 168 00:06:57,658 --> 00:06:59,902 YEAH, SOMETHING LOOKS PEWTER, AND IT'S ENGRAVED. 169 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:01,248 I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT IT IS. 170 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:05,563 MY CURIOSITY COST ME $650, 171 00:07:05,597 --> 00:07:07,530 SO I'M HEADING BACK TO MY UNIT TO SEE WHAT IT IS. 172 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:12,501 I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING IN THIS ONE. 173 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:15,814 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. LOOK AT THIS! 174 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,163 - I'M HEADING BACK TO MY UNIT. 175 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:25,479 I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING IN THIS ONE. 176 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:28,586 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. LOOK AT THIS! 177 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,450 [chuckles] 178 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,417 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THESE ARE, 179 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,213 EXCEPT I KNOW ONE THING-- THEY'RE WAY COOL. 180 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:40,183 SOMEBODY TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO ENGRAVE A HARD HAT. 181 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:43,221 WHEN I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER, I HAD NO IDEA 182 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,430 THESE HELMETS WEREHELMETS. 183 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,294 I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOWL. 184 00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:49,676 SOME SORT OF FANCY, HEAVILY ENGRAVED, 185 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:52,023 I MEAN, SERVING BOWL. 186 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:53,369 IT LOOKED SILVER. IT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE 187 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:55,716 IT COULD BE STERLING WITH THE PATINA IT'S GOT ON IT. 188 00:07:55,751 --> 00:08:00,134 IT'S ALL OIL DERRICKS, OIL--HERE'S AN OIL PLATFORM. 189 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:02,516 THERE'S A WHOLE STORY IN THIS HELMET. 190 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,138 I'M GONNA GO GET THE OTHER ONE. 191 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:05,968 ALUMINUM HARD HATS-- 192 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:07,797 NOBODY EVEN USES THESE ANYMORE. 193 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:10,490 I MEAN, THESE ARE WAY COOL. 194 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,181 - AMAZING FIND. I DON'T EVEN-- 195 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:15,978 I DON'T KNOW IF THESE ARE WORTH 30 BUCKS OR $3,000. 196 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:19,775 WHATEVER IT IS, THESE ARE STAYING WITH ME. 197 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:23,295 SO I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT IF THESE HARD HATS ARE ANTIQUES 198 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:25,470 OR COLLECTIBLES OR WHAT. 199 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,990 - LAST CHANCE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN HERE IN LONG BEACH, FOLKS. 200 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:29,301 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. 201 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:30,820 2159, WE'RE READY TO GO. 202 00:08:32,995 --> 00:08:35,515 - LOOK AT THAT. - IT'S KINDA COOL, ACTUALLY. 203 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,138 IT'S AN OLD SCHWINN. LITTLE OLD VINTAGE BIKE 204 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,864 THAT MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE VALUE TO IT. 205 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:43,626 AND I'M ALREADY HERE, SO I MAY JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP. 206 00:08:43,661 --> 00:08:44,662 - NO, YOU NEVER KNOW. 207 00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:45,663 I MEAN, THE TUBES IN THAT TRICYCLE 208 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:48,562 COULD BE FILLED WITH GOLD. 209 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:52,221 - YOU KNOW, THE OLD BEER SIGNS, THE OLD SODA SIGNS, 210 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:54,499 THE OLD BICYCLE-- I BET YOU ANYTHING 211 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,259 THAT THIS THING'S GONNA BRING 250 BUCKS. 212 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,538 - YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 213 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,125 I LIKE THIS BIKE. IT'S A NICE BIKE. 214 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,749 IT'S A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT I LOVE IT. 215 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,233 I WANT SOME MORE OF IT. 216 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:06,891 THIS IS A GROCERY-GETTER ALL DAY. 217 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,651 YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALREADY SPENT OUR MONEY FOR TODAY, 218 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:10,411 BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS BIKE. 219 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:13,104 WE'RE GONNA GO TO OUR MAX, AND THEN, IF WE DON'T GET IT, 220 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,002 WE'RE GONNA WALK AWAY. I MEAN, IT'S-- 221 00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:18,350 THERE'S NO MYSTERY TO THIS UNIT, SO... 222 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:22,389 WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. - I WANT TO THROW THIS AWAY. 223 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:25,219 - I PUT IN A CALL TO THE GUYS IN THE SHOP. 224 00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:26,807 THEY'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS BICYCLE IS WORTH 225 00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:28,533 650 TO 800 BUCKS. 226 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,224 I'M GETTING THIS UNIT. 227 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:33,020 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, WE'RE GONNA SELL THE UNIT. 228 00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,195 THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCHWINN, A TRIKE, 229 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:37,231 AND THE SIGNS. [rapid auctioneer patter] 230 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,923 NICE LITTLE UNIT. [rapid auctioneer patter] 231 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,614 - $2. - $2? 232 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,651 - $25. - WHOO! 233 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,342 $50...$100 IN THE BACK. 234 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,967 - [rapid auctioneer patter] - $125. 235 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:53,282 - [rapid auctioneer patter] 236 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:57,044 $150 RIGHT THERE. - $175. 237 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:58,632 - $200 IN THE BACK. SHE'S $200. 238 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:02,118 - THAT'S A WRAP. $175'S OUR MAX. WE'RE OUT. 239 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,948 GOOD TRY. 240 00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,329 - [rapid auctioneer patter] - THERE YOU GO. 241 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,746 - [rapid auctioneer patter] - YEP. 242 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,575 - WE GOT AN AUCTION, BABY! 243 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,924 - [rapid auctioneer patter] - $325. 244 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:18,618 - YEAH! - OH, GOD. 245 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:22,760 - [rapid auctioneer patter] 246 00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:24,693 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, MA'AM? YOU WANNA JUMP IN AGAIN? 247 00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:26,556 - GOTTA GO. GUESS WHAT, ALL IN. 248 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,662 - I KNOW THAT BIKE'S NOT ALL ORIGINAL. 249 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,906 - $350 GOING ONCE. $375 GOING TWICE. 250 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:34,944 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $375. - YEAH. 251 00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:38,396 - I KNEW IT. - [rapid auctioneer patter] 252 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,708 $400 GOING ONCE. $400 GOING TWICE. 253 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:44,022 FAIR WARNING. [rapid auctioneer patter] 254 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:46,784 - $375, DAVE! 255 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,406 - I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED. 256 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,477 I'M HEADING HOME WITH AN ANTIQUE BIKE. 257 00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,824 - ONE OF THE FIRST THING I STARTED COLLECTING 258 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,446 WAS SCHWINN BICYCLES. 259 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:56,552 DAVE'S GONNA EAT IT ON THIS ONE. 260 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:57,691 - THAT CONCLUDES THE SALE. 261 00:10:57,726 --> 00:11:00,004 PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO PAY THE LADY. 262 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,522 - SO MUCH FOR THIS PLACE. 263 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:04,525 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN UP TO THIS FACILITY, 264 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,320 AND I'M LEAVING EMPTY-HANDED. 265 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:07,597 I DON'T THINK I'M COMING BK HERE. 266 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:09,945 NOW I'VE GOT A THREE-HOUR DRIVE AHEAD OF ME. 267 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:12,672 - YOU READY TO GET DIRTY? 268 00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:20,024 LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A SIGN RIGHT THERE. 269 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,820 WE'RE GONNA FIND SOMETHING IN THIS UNIT. 270 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,545 THEY'VE GOT THE GOSPEL AND ICE CUBE IN THE SAME BOX. 271 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,685 I LOVE IT. 272 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,446 BOOTLEGGED DVDs THAT HAVE NO VALUE. 273 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,241 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THAT DREAM HOUSE 274 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:34,072 FOR A LONG TIME. 275 00:11:34,107 --> 00:11:35,315 BROKEN DREAMS. 276 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,973 OH, BRANDI, YOUR FIRST IRON. 277 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:42,322 ARE THOSE BASEBALL CARDS? 278 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,324 THEY'RE ALL, LIKE, PROBABLY EARLY '90s. 279 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,602 LATE '80s. '88. 280 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:49,847 WAY TOO MANY CARDS PRODUCED AT THAT POINT IN TIME 281 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:51,538 TO BE WORTH ANYTHING. IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD. 282 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,298 THE WASHER AND DRIER, IF IT'S WORKING, 283 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,575 MAYBE A $100 BILL. 284 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,508 TV LOOKS PRETTY BEAT UP. 285 00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:59,097 IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE SKETCHY. 286 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,134 I CAN'T SEE THE FURNITURE IN THE BACK, 287 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,170 BUT I'M SEEING, LIKE, 200 BUCKS. 288 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:05,276 - CAN WE AT LEAST MAKE OUR MONEY BACK? 289 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:08,589 - IT'S, LIKE, TEN BUCKS, TWO BUCKS, FOUR BUCKS. 290 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:11,661 YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS FURNITURE IS TRASH. 291 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:15,217 THE FURNITURE IS TRASH. LET'S SEE... 292 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:18,738 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS. 293 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:22,224 THERE'S A... THERE'S A HANDLE ON THIS THING, 294 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:24,053 LIKE A CRANK. 295 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:26,780 I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT OUT, BUT IT'S JUST 296 00:12:26,815 --> 00:12:28,092 IN SUCH AN AWKWARD POSITION, 297 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,472 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO. 298 00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:33,787 THE ONLY WAY I GET IT DOWN IS IF I HAND IT TO SOMEBODY. 299 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:36,410 - I THINK BARRY'S STILL AROUND TO HELP OUT, 300 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,791 SINCE IRON MAN OVER HERE 301 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,069 NEEDS HELP TO GET THE FURNITURE DOWN. 302 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,899 HEY, BARRY. - BARE! 303 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,107 - HOW'S YOUR BACK? 304 00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:44,556 - THESE HELMETS WERE THE ONLY THING OF VALUE 305 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,524 IN MY LOCKER, SO I FIGURED, EHH... 306 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,801 LET'S GO HELP THE KIDS OUT. 307 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,769 COME ON,'LL HELP. - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 308 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,632 I APPRECIATE IT. 309 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,568 LOOK AT THIS MESS BRANDI MADE. 310 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,674 BARRY, WE ACTUALLY JUST BROUGHT YOU OVER 311 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,262 TO SEE IF YOU COULD CLEAN UP THIS MESS. 312 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:03,610 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 313 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,785 - HOW ARE WE GONNA WORK THIS? - I DON'T KNOW. 314 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,683 - HOW HEAVY IS IT? CLIMB UP THERE, I'LL SPOT YOU. 315 00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,685 - STAY RIGHT THERE. - NO, NO, BE CAREFUL. 316 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,135 - GET THIS CUSHION OUT OF MY WAY. 317 00:13:11,169 --> 00:13:13,758 - LET ME--HANG ON--OH, WOW. LOOK AT ALL THESE ACCOLADES. 318 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,622 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? - I WANT TO HAND IT TO YOU. 319 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:17,279 - THE WHOLE THING? - YOU GRAB HALF, 320 00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,039 AND I'LL HOLD ONTO THE OTHER HALF 321 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,627 WHILE I JUMP DOWN. - COME ON. 322 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,387 - HERE, GET DOWN. - I'M GONNA. 323 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,423 - HERE, REST IT ON THIS. 324 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:24,527 - SOON AS YOU TELL ME YOU GOT IT, 325 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,426 I'M GONNA JUMP DOWN. - YOU GOT IT? 326 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,117 - WE'LL WALK IT OUT. LET'S HOLD IT HIGH. 327 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,223 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 328 00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,328 WAIT A MINUTE, THIS TOP OPENS UP. 329 00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:33,329 - OKAY, PICK IT UP. - ALL RIGHT. 330 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,469 BUT DON'T LET--HANG ON. - WHOA! 331 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:39,853 - THIS IS MORE THAN 40 POUNDS. YOU [bleep] ME. 332 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:42,131 - I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS THING IS. 333 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,238 - YOU FOUND A BIG WOODEN BOX, A CRANK. 334 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,480 NO, THERE'S A CRANK ON IT. 335 00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:47,861 - IT'S A WINE CHEST OR SOMETHING? 336 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,139 - NO. - DOESN'T THAT LOOK LIKE-- 337 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,451 WHAT THE [bleep]? 338 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:52,935 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS. - WHAT IS THAT? 339 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,281 - IT'S A PHONOGRAPH. 340 00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:57,008 - IT'S WOOD, IT'S VINTAGE. IT'S VERY COOL. 341 00:13:57,043 --> 00:14:00,874 - AND HOPEFULLY THE RECORDS... - YEAH... 342 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,324 - A HIT AGAIN. 343 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,706 - WHAT? HOW CUTE. - "WORLD'S GREATEST MUSIC." 344 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,191 CHECK IT OUT. [tinny old-time music] 345 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,779 WAIT A MINUTE, WE GOT MUSIC! 346 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:12,127 - YEAH! - HANG ON. 347 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:14,094 ♪ 348 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:15,233 - THIS IS AMAZING. 349 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,717 - WE MIGHT MAKE SOME MONEY ON THIS UNIT. 350 00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:17,960 - THIS IS AMAZING. - YEAH. 351 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,341 - LOOK AT THAT, AFTER ALL. 352 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,998 THANKS, BARRY, NOW GET OUT OF MY STUFF. 353 00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:22,516 - THIS IS AWESOME. - GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS. 354 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,621 - I'M VERY EXCITED. 355 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,657 - THIS IS A REALLY GREAT FIND. 356 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,315 - WE MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE SOMEBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 357 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,972 BECAUSE THERE'S JUST NO OTHER WAY TO KNOW. 358 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:32,561 - AND IF IT'S NOT WORTH SOME MONEY, I'M KEEPING IT. 359 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,735 IT WOULD LOOK AWESOME IN OUR HOUSE. 360 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,497 I'M VERY EXCITED RIGHT NOW. WAY TO GO, DINGUS. 361 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,602 - YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY GETS LUCKY SOMETIMES. 362 00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,570 EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. 363 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,644 - THERE'S ONE GUY IN THIS TOWN THAT I TRUST 364 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,405 MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE WHEN IT COMES TO GIVING ME 365 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,373 SORT OF THE STRAIGHT SCOOP ON ODDITIES, 366 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:54,755 AND THAT'S DENNIS. 367 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,413 - HEY, BARRY. ALL RIGHT. 368 00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:59,691 OH, MY GOODNESS. WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? 369 00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:02,142 - A STORAGE LOCKER IN LONG BEACH. 370 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:05,490 WHAT IS IT? - THIS IS AN OIL RIG HELMET. 371 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,320 - SO THIS BEGAN LIFE AS JUST AN OLD, 372 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:08,942 BORING ALUMINUM HARD HAT? UNREAL. 373 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:11,600 - TYPICAL HARD HAT FROM THE 1960s AND '70s. 374 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,603 AND THEY GIVE THESE THINGS TO WHAT USED TO BE CALLED A TINKER. 375 00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:17,951 THIS IS, LIKE, A 1,000-YEAR-OLD PROCESS 376 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:19,159 ON A NEW FORM. 377 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:21,541 THIS HAS BEEN DONE ALL BY HAND. 378 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:22,922 - UNBELIEVABLE. - THIS ONE HAS A HELICOPTER. 379 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,373 HAS THE ACTUAL SHIP THAT CARRIES AWAY THE OIL. 380 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,617 - SO, DENNIS, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS WORTH? 381 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:31,965 - REALISTICALLY, I THINK IF YOU PUT THE PAIR TOGETHER, 382 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,557 YOU PROBABLY COULD GET... 383 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,146 - ALL RIGHT. OH, MY GOODNESS. 384 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,356 - WHAT IS IT? - THIS IS AN OIL RIG HELMET. 385 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:46,083 - DENNIS, WHAT IS-- WHAT ARE THESE THINGS WORTH? 386 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:49,362 - REALISTICALLY, I THINK IF YOU PUT THE PAIR TOGETHER, 387 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:51,743 YOU PROBABLY COULD GET... 388 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:55,023 MAYBE $800 TO $1,000. 389 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:56,956 - THAT'S GREAT, ACTUALLY, 390 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,786 BECAUSE I PAID A LOT LESS THAN THAT. 391 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,444 BUT REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU TOLD ME THEY'RE WORTH, 392 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,411 I'M KEEPING 'EM. I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST TOO COOL. 393 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,379 $800 TO $1,000. 394 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,519 THESE THINGS ARE NOT ONLY INTERESTING, 395 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,417 IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE VALUABLE. 396 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:13,489 SO, DAVE, EAT YOUR HEART OUT. 397 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:14,939 YOU'RE THE BEST. - THANK YOU. 398 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,009 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BARRY. 399 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,528 - ADIOS. - BYE, NOW. 400 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,259 - I DON'T KNOW [bleep] ABOUT THESE PHONOGRAPHS, 401 00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:27,365 SO BARRY GAVE ME THE LOWDOWN ON HIS ANTIQUE GUY. 402 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,300 - OH, YEAH. - WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. 403 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:32,819 - SO I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT IT'S WORTH. 404 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:34,165 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, 405 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,546 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FOR YOU, THEN. 406 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,823 IT'S GOT A NICE DESIGN ON IT. 407 00:16:36,857 --> 00:16:39,136 LOOKING LIKE ERA 1920s. 408 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,000 YEAH, THIS IS-- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 409 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,656 KIND OF A DEPARTMENT STORE-- 410 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,142 - IT WAS DISTRIBUTED BY A DEPARTMENT STORE. 411 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,729 SO KIND OF A MASS-MARKET... - AH. 412 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:49,353 - SO THIS WAS YOUR EVERYDAY PHONOGRAPH... 413 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,596 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - THE AVERAGE PERSON WOULD HAVE. 414 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,702 - LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS, THEN, SHALL WE? 415 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:55,324 LET'S SEE, THE HEAD'S ON BACK TO FRONT HERE. 416 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,808 SO WHOEVER'S BEEN USING THIS, 417 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,120 IT COULDN'T HAVE SOUNDED VERY GOOD 418 00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,949 BECAUSE IT'S IN REVERSE. [needle scratches record] 419 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,607 - I'M SORRY, THAT WAS ME. 420 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,851 [old-time music] 421 00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,991 - THAT'S THE REAL 1920s, RIGHT? - THAT'S GOOD. 422 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,925 ♪ 423 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,444 - THAT'S BRILLIANT, MAN. I MEAN, THIS IS BRILLIANT. 424 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:12,928 SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY. 425 00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,999 I GUESS THE MAJOR POINT FOR YOU IS 426 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,897 WHAT'S IT WORTH? - YEAH. 427 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,554 - ARE YOU GONNA SELL IT? - I SELL EVERYTHING. 428 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:20,522 THAT'S WHAT I DO. - THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. 429 00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:21,799 - IF I COLLECTED EVERYTHING, I WOULD BE BROKE. 430 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,113 - THEN YOU MIGHT GET 400 BUCKS. 431 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,322 - I PAID $300 FOR THE UNIT. 432 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:30,083 THAT'S $100, WITH THE ADDITIONAL ITEMS I HAD IN THERE. 433 00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:32,085 I HAD ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLAR'S WORTH OF STUFF. 434 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,156 SO I'M LOOKING AT 600 BUCKS ON A $300 UNIT. 435 00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,709 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR ME. 436 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:37,263 - AND WE'RE HAPPY TO KEEP IT UNTIL WE MAKE THE RIGHT AMOUNT. 437 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,885 - YEAH. EXACTLY. 438 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,405 - IT LOOKS LIKE THIS THING MIGHT BE WORTH 400 BUCKS. 439 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:43,407 I'M JUST HOPING BRANDI DOESN'T WANT TO KEEP IT. 440 00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,823 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T DO ME ANY GOOD TO HANG ONTO THINGS. 441 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,859 I GOTTA MOVE 'EM, I GOTTA GET 'EM OUT OF THE STORE, 442 00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,792 I GOTTA GET 'EM SOLD, AND I GOTTA GET THE MONEY. 443 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,485 - SORRY, JARROD. I'M KEEPING THE PHONOGRAPH. 444 00:17:58,007 --> 00:18:00,320 - YEAH, RIGHT UP THROUGH HERE. 445 00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,011 I FOUND AN ANTIQUE BIKE IN A STORAGE UNIT THAT I BOUGHT. 446 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:05,843 I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW GOOD THIS PAYDAY'S GONNA BE. 447 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,120 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? I'M DAVID, 448 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,294 WITH NEWPORT CONSIGNMENT GALLERY. 449 00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:11,020 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE BIKE 450 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:15,059 I GOT OVER HERE. - OH! 451 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,200 - AND TRYING TO FIND OUT, YOU KNOW, JUST BASICALLY, 452 00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:20,858 IS IT ORIGINAL? IS IT WORTH RESTORING? 453 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,998 JUST TRYING TO GET A PROFESSIONAL OPINION. 454 00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:26,174 - UM, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD CALL A FRANKENBIKE. 455 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,693 - A FRANKENBIKE. OKAY. 456 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,039 A FRANKENBIKE? 457 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,593 WHAT THE [bleep] IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 458 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:34,458 - IT'S PRETTY MUCH JUST THAT-- 459 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,460 PIECED TOGETHER BY ODDS AND ENDS. 460 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:41,706 THE FRAME ITSELF IS MID-'50s, EARLY-'50s. 461 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,398 - MM-HMM. 462 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,883 - AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS KIND OF JUST THROWN ONTO IT. 463 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,160 THE BACK END'S A CONVERSION. 464 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:49,611 SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A FACTORY SCHWINN CONVERSION, 465 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:50,853 BUT IT'S STILL A CONVERSION. 466 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,061 PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE GIRL'S BIKE, 467 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:55,341 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [bike horn honks] 468 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:58,861 YOU GOT THE ORIGINAL SEAT ON THERE--THAT'S A GOOD THING. 469 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:01,312 - SO THIS IS ALMOST LIKE A BICYCLE 470 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:04,729 THAT'S BEEN THROUGH TEN MARRIAGES AND DIVORCES, RIGHT? 471 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,628 A LITTLE ADDING HERE AND ADDING THERE? 472 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,077 - SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. - OKAY. 473 00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,356 - LOST A LITTLE BIT IN ONE, GAINED SOME IN THE OTHER. 474 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:11,702 - I DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M HEARING. 475 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:14,118 I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A MONEYMAKER. 476 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,258 SO HOW MUCH IS THIS BIKE WORTH? 477 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:19,192 - IN CURRENT CONDITION... $200. 478 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,021 $250, IF YOU CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 479 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,817 - NOT WHAT I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING, 480 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,578 BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS. 481 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,408 THIS GUY'S BASICALLY TELLING ME MY BIKE'S A PIECE OF [bleep]. 482 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,928 JOE, THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. - NO PROBLEM. IT WAS A PLEASURE. 483 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,828 - YEAH. AND LET ME WHEEL THIS FINE SPECIMEN OUT OF HERE. 484 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:36,968 I THOUGHT A LOT MORE OF THIS WHEN I BOUGHT IT. 485 00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,385 BUT I BET I STILL DID BETTER THAN BARRY. 486 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,801 narrator: NO. 487 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,217 THE BIG LOSER WAS DAVE HESTER, 488 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:48,221 WHO TOOK A TOTAL HIT OF 125 BUCKS. 489 00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,742 DARRELL SHEETS WALKED AWAY EMPTY-HANDED. 490 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:55,401 JARROD AND BRANDI HAD THEIR ANTIQUE PHONOGRAPH APPRAISED 491 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:58,162 FOR A $300 PROFIT. 492 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,958 AND THE BIG WINNERAS BARRY WEISS, 493 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:06,170 WHOSE HARD HATS COULD FETCH HIM A PROFIT OF 350 BUCKS. 494 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,552 - ON THE WAY BACK TO MY STORAGE LOCKER, 495 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:11,071 I COME ACROSS A GUY WHO'S WORKING ON THIS MINIBIKE. 496 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:14,178 IS THE BIKE FOR SALE? - IS IT FOR SALE? 497 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,662 - YES, SIR. - SURE IT IS, IF YOU WANT IT. 498 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,250 - HOW MUCH YOU ASKING? 499 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,563 - WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE ME FOR IT? 500 00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:24,292 - IN ITS PRESENT STATE... 501 00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:26,673 $50. - OKAY, THAT'LL WORK. 502 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,399 - SERIOUS? - YEAH. 503 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,264 - I'VE JUST ALWAYS HAD A PASSION FOR MOTORCYCLES 504 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,990 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. 505 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,440 SO I WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD. 506 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,614 SEE, WE'RE ALREADY DOING WHEELIES. 507 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,754 - HEY, BARRY. - YEAH? 508 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:42,413 - AND THEN WHO COMES ALONG... TO SPOIL THE MOMENT? 509 00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,277 - IF YOU BOUGHT THAT FOR $50, 510 00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,314 I THINK THAT'S A GOOD $45 LOSS. 511 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:47,763 - THE MOTOR'S IN THE CAR, DAVE. 512 00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:50,352 YOU WOULDN'T PAY $50 FOR THIS WITH A MOTOR? 513 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:52,389 I'LL BE RIDING CIRCLES AROUND YOU IN ABOU- 514 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:53,597 - DID YOU NOT HAVE TOYS WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 515 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,874 - I HAD TOYS. 516 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:57,601 - YOU READY? - ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT. 517 00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:59,637 NOT TOO [bleep] FAST EITHER, PAL. 518 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,674 LOOK AT YOU. 519 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,641 SOMEBODY GET A PICTURE OF DAVID HESTER 520 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:05,885 ACTUALLY HELPING HIS NEIGHBOR. 521 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:10,199 - ALL RIGHT, MAN, HERE WE GO. 522 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,374 BARRY'S MORE OF A COLLECTIBLE THAN THAT BIKE IS. 523 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:14,100 YOU WANNA RACE? - YEAH. 524 00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:16,447 - I GOT THREE FLATS, AND YOU GOT NO MOTOR. 525 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:17,793 - [chuckles] REALLY? 526 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:19,312 THEN IT'LL BE PRETTY EASY. - 20 BUCKS. 527 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,452 - YEAH, I GOT YOU BY TEN YEARS. COME ON, LET'S GO. 528 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,936 ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO-- - PAST THE TRUCK. 529 00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:24,317 PAST THE TRUCK! - HANG ON, MAN. 530 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,250 HANG ON. HANG ON-- YOU [bleep]! 531 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,632 YOU RAN OVER MY [bleep] FOOT! 532 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,876 JESUS! [Bleep]! THAT WASN'T FUNNY! 533 00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:33,878 I'LL SEND A BILL TO RAGS AND RICHES. 40144

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