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Welcome back.
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We're here talking
with all-star
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shooting guard
Charlie Sanders
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about his amazing career.
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Now Charlie,
you grew up
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in a tough neighborhood,
didn't you?
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That's right.
Drugs, violence.
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My whole life,
I had to deal with Adversity.
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And that continued
When you went on to the pros?
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That's right.
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You know, fines,
Injuries, everything.
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No matter
How big a star I am,
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I'm always gonna
Be dealing with Adversity.
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Adversity Johnson,
What's your take on this?
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I don't know, girl.
I just like [bleep] with him.
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- Just like, eh.
- Ah!
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Come on, Adversity.
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Deal with me, dog!
(laughs)
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I said,
"Deal with me!"
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Always.
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Wherever we go, it's--
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Come on, no, don't.
Don't drink my water.
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Don't drink my water.
Adversity, leave me some.
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Leave me a sip.
Leave me a sip.
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Damn, come on, man.
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Aah!
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Deal with me!
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This--he doesn't--
I'm sorry.
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No, he doesn't pick up
social cues.
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What?
Here we--
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- Deal with me!
- Titty twister, titty twister.
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- Come on.
- Are you okay?
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No!
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Aw, yeah.
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Oh.
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Hey!
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Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo!
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Don't start that.
That--that won't stop.
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They will do that
Every time.
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Good evening, everybody.
I'm Keegan-Michael Key.
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- I'm Jordan Peele.
- And we are Key and Peele.
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We do shows
every now and then
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where we travel
a little bit.
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And so, when we were
in the airport--
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- I just wanna get there.
- You get so worked up.
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I just don't want there
to be anything
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to get in the way
of me getting on the flight.
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You get impatient
in the lines.
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I do get impatient
in the lines sometimes, yeah.
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He hates it when dudes
are, like, indecisive
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next to him about where
they are in the line.
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Talking about...
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What are you doing
Right now?
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I'm sorry,
I can't hear what--
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- What are you saying?
- Oh.
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Are you in line?
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Oh, I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
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Yeah, I'm--
I'm definitely in line.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
I'm in line with you.
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No, I'm in line
with you.
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No, sir, you
are perpendicular to the line.
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We goin' that way.
We goin' that way.
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We're definitely
going this way.
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The plane's
gonna be this way.
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So if you face this way,
you're gonna be out of luck.
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Nah, all right,
I crab-walk.
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I crab-walk.
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That's me.
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Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
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We are about
to begin boarding
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South Northern Airlines
Flight 34 to Grand Rapids.
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Oh, okay, I'm--excuse me.
Boarding group one.
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I'm in boarding group one.
Excuse me.
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I'm in boarding group one.
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And we would like
to begin pre-boarding
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with our first-class
passengers.
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First-class passengers
only, please.
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Next, our business-class
passengers may now board.
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Okay, now
we'd like to welcome
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Our Regal Alliance
Elite members.
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Regal Alliance Elite
members.
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Okay, now all passengers
with children.
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Okay.
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Anyone with small children
Mmy board now.
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Okay, we would like
to continue boarding
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with uniformed
military personnel.
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What?
Why can't--
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This is--
Thank you for your service.
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Thank you so much
For your service.
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God bless you.
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Thank you for your service.
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Thank you for your service.
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All right,
people in wheelchairs.
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Any priests, nuns,
rabbis, imams.
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What? Why do they
get special treatment?
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As-salaam-alaikum.
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I've never--
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That's typical.
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Any old people in wheelchairs
with babies?
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Doesn't seem
particularly--
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Any old, religious people
with military babies?
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What's a military--
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Thank you
for your service.
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Jason Schwartzman.
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Anyone with a blue suitcase,
you may now board.
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Finally.
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- Nope, not you, sir.
- Not me?
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This is a blue suitcase.
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That's a blue computer bag.
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So you're not--
you're not gonna let me on then?
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Damn it!
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Damn it, damn it, damn it,
damn it, damn it!
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God damn it!
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Anyone who doesn't
seem cranky.
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Drunk people.
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We will now be boarding
any drunk people.
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Drunk people.
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All right, it's--
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Nope, it's my bag.
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Sir. Just--
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Ooh.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Christian.
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Yeah.
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Totally.
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Well, you have your favorites,
Aad I have my favorites.
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Okay.
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Call you later.
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Ciao, ciao.
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Boarding group one.
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- Jason Schwartzman!
- We've got your hand!
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I got him!
I got Schwartzman here!
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Hey everyone!
Jason Schwartzman's fine!
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We got Jason Schwartzman.
Let's wrap it up, people.
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Boarding group one
over here!
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Got a boarding group one.
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You know, everybody's
had this happen to you,
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where somebody's
telling you a story,
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and halfway through the story,
you realize
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they're telling you
the story
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you told them
three weeks ago?
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It's maddening.
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A dude just come up to you,
talkin' about,
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Hey, man, y'all see,
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I was walking down
the street, right?
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- Uh-huh?
- And this bird...
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- Yeah.
- flew up...
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- Yep?
- hit my shoulder...
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- Yup, yup.
- that [bleep] died on impact.
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Was that bird a sparrow?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Did that happen
on Santa Monica Boulevard?
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- Yes.
- Right off of Las Palmas?
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How you know that, man?
I told you this story?
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No, because I told you
this story
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literally a day ago.
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Did I tell you about
this other thing
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that happened to me,
though?
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I didn't,
but I can't wait to hear it.
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Walking down
the street, man,
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I just felt a drop
on my bald head.
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Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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- Noice!
- Noice!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
'scuse me.
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'scuse me.
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me,
'scuse me.
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'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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What's up, boy?
What's up, boo?
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- Yo, what you doin'?
- I'm just noicin' your Noice!
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Well, don't.
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It's mostly
about the dancers.
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Oh, yeah.
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Besides, you know,
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I'm kind of the guy
that says, "Noice!"
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- Noice!
- Wha--what happened?
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Nothing happened,
I just noiced you
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because you stand up
for yourself
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and your place
in this dance circle.
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No, no.
No "Noice," okay?
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"Noice" is my thing.
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No more "Noice" from you.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me,
'scuse me.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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Aw...
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Aw, noice!
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Noice?
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Noice?
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'scuse me.
Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice! Noice!
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Noice!
Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice.
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You...
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Noice?
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice!
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Noice.
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- Noice.
- Noice.
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Noice!
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Noooice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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This is the fight
everybody's been waiting for,
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But when I get Andre
in the ring, man,
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It's gonna be cruel
and quick,
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'cause it's gonna be, like,
one-two, one-two, boom,
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and you out.
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Man, [bleep] you,
Claudius Lewis.
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I'm gonna [bleep] you
right in the ass.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
bend you over
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and [bleep] you
right in the ass[bleep].
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All right,
you know what?
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Andre, he like to be--
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try to get into
his opponents' heads
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by saying crazy stuff.
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He ain't gonna
Get into my head.
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He ain't gonna get
into my head.
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No, I'm not gonna
get in your head.
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I'm gonna
get in your ass[bleep]
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just like I said,
just right up in there
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in that tiny, little,
minuscule ass[bleep] of yours.
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This is what's gonna happen.
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I'm gonna take you
to a nice,
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high-fancy,
highfalutin restaurant,
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and I'm gonna buy you things,
wine and dine you.
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and we're gonna find some things
that we have in common,
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and they're gonna
become inside jokes to us.
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And then, we're just gonna
laugh about them in the taxi
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all the way
to your house,
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where I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the ass.
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Oh, okay, now, ju--
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just me p-personally,
I've never--
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You know,
I ain't ever seen Andre
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take it that far before,
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but--
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What--whatever.
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Yeah, whatever.
I'll tell you whatever.
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Whatever, I'm gonna finally
gonna feel comfortable
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taking you out
to dinner parties.
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and then, all of our friends
who are also couples,
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they're just
gonna laugh at us
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'cause we're that couple
that holds hands all the time.
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And let me tell you something,
Claudius.
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We love each other
so very much
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that no matter
how tired I am,
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no matter how much bull[bleep]
I've dealt with over the day,
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I'm just gonna
leave it at the door
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when I [bleep] you
in the ass.
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00:12:53,869 --> 00:12:55,102
Okay,
you know what, man?
258
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:57,504
It's time for you to stop
all that nonsense
259
00:12:57,539 --> 00:12:59,706
right now, all right?
260
00:12:59,741 --> 00:13:01,908
Did he just say he was gonna
take me to dinner parties?
261
00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:04,778
He did say
"dinner parties."
262
00:13:04,812 --> 00:13:06,913
We're gonna snuggle
on the couch every night.
263
00:13:06,947 --> 00:13:08,281
I'm gonna let you
pick the movie,
264
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,216
even though you always
pick the movie.
265
00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,585
Then I'm gonna take you out
for a walk on the beach,
266
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,088
and the moonlight's
gonna bounce off of your scalp.
267
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:17,258
And I'm just gonna kiss you
so tenderly
268
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,261
While the waves break, and then
right there, right then,
269
00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:22,663
I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the sandy ass[bleep].
270
00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,465
All right, it's time for you
to shut your fool mouth!
271
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,334
- Is it? Is it time?
- Yes, it is time.
272
00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:27,869
It's time for you
to shut your mouth!
273
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:28,870
We gonna spend
the golden years together.
274
00:13:28,904 --> 00:13:29,871
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
275
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:30,972
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
276
00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:32,206
I'm gonna support you
all the way
277
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,941
through your run
through city council.
278
00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,309
Yeah, that's right,
and you're gonna be tired,
279
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,978
and exhausted,
and overworked,
280
00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:38,279
But we're gonna
still find the energy
281
00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:39,981
- to go antiquing on the weekends.
- Oh, yeah?
282
00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,549
And then, you're gonna
be on your deathbed,
283
00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:42,717
and you're gonna
be sittin' there,
284
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:43,818
and you're gonna be dyin'.
285
00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:44,853
And I'm gonna
be right beside you,
286
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:45,987
and I'm gonna be cryin'.
287
00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:48,423
And right at that moment
when you cross over
288
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:49,924
from this world
into the next,
289
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,393
I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the ass[bleep].
290
00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:54,195
Oh, man,
I wish you'd try.
291
00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:55,396
- Oh, you do?
- I wish that you would try.
292
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,598
Well,
wish [bleep]ing granted.
293
00:13:59,901 --> 00:14:03,137
No, I love the Village
as much as the next guy,
294
00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:04,772
but I'm telling you,
if we continue
295
00:14:04,806 --> 00:14:07,608
to self-segregate ourselves,
The entire gay community's
296
00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:09,810
gonna continue
to be "margarine-ized"
297
00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:11,645
I was just saying this
to Claudius the other night
298
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,146
right after I [bleep] him
in the ass.
299
00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:15,249
Yeah, he did,
he did.
300
00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:18,285
Anyway, enough politics.
Cheers, everyone.
301
00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:24,284
You know when people
pour their--their 40s
302
00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:25,719
for the--the memories
of their fallen homies?
303
00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:27,554
You pour--you pour it out
for your homies a little bit?
304
00:14:27,589 --> 00:14:30,590
Mm-hmm? could you pick
a more disreputable liquid?
305
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,792
Yeah.
306
00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,027
You can urinate on a grave
307
00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:37,097
and be doing a better justice
to your fallen homey
308
00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:38,732
than some Olde English.
309
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,301
Yeah, it seems like
the kind of thing
310
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:43,070
that people in ancient times
would do to--
311
00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:46,173
to a fallen enemy,
not a--not a comrade.
312
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:49,108
Let's get the--
the [bleep]iest ale.
313
00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:52,512
Oy, and--and take
this [bleep] piss water...
314
00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,048
Ah, ah.
315
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,950
and dump it all over
these blasted Saxons.
316
00:14:58,819 --> 00:15:00,220
Why do English people
always squat?
317
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:01,955
I don't know why they do it,
but they do.
318
00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:03,656
- It's a fact, they squat.
- They squat.
319
00:15:03,691 --> 00:15:06,693
Those sons of bitches squat.
320
00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:11,331
Hey, y'all,
for real, though,
321
00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:12,833
- this right here...
- Yeah.
322
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:16,270
This goes out
to all our fallen homies, yo.
323
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:18,138
- Come on.
- Hey, yo, real talk.
324
00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:19,940
All right?
325
00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:29,684
I mean,
326
00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:32,219
it just seems like a waste.
327
00:15:32,254 --> 00:15:35,390
Right?
328
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,327
Does that make me a [bleep]?
329
00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:39,895
Okay, I'm a [bleep].
Okay, I'm a [bleep].
330
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,564
I'm sorry.
I'm a big ol' [bleep].
331
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:44,066
- Let's go.
- I'm s--okay, here--
332
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,869
For our homies.
333
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,746
- Come on, man.
- Pour out your damn beer!
334
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,782
Okay, okay, fine, fine.
335
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,521
Glug, glug, glug.
Glug, glug, glug--
336
00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:06,123
No, come on, man.
337
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,358
Hey, man, you got your thumb
in there, man.
338
00:16:08,392 --> 00:16:10,660
You need to respect
our homies.
339
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,196
Jeez, okay.
Okay, okay.
340
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:14,931
For the homies.
341
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:17,034
- Wha--
- [bleep], a trash beer?
342
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:20,304
What? come on--
Hey, beer is beer!
343
00:16:20,339 --> 00:16:22,773
The--Jeez, I cannot win
On this.
344
00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,442
- What?
- Fine.
345
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:27,745
I'm not on board with this,
but I'll do it.
346
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,949
Hey, man,
what you doin'?
347
00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:35,519
Oh--oh, really?
What, that--that don't count?
348
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:37,488
Aw, hey, put that--
That's not for--
349
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:38,856
Aw, man.
350
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,625
It's more of a symbol
than a gesture.
351
00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:43,527
Somebody back me up on that.
Right?
352
00:16:43,562 --> 00:16:45,897
Hey, man, that's
disrespectful right there.
353
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,665
- You just do it.
- Fine.
354
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,200
Fine!
I'll pour it out!
355
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:52,236
I'll waste
the damn beer then!
356
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,647
You know, i-I'm j--
I'm just not a waster.
357
00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:05,884
You know, I save everything.
Man, Jamal knows.
358
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:08,186
If he eat a piece of pizza
and don't eat the crust,
359
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,287
I eat the crust.
360
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,556
If we do
a drive-by shooting,
361
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,124
I will go back
for the shell cases.
362
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,092
Not to hide
the evidence,
363
00:17:15,127 --> 00:17:17,862
but because you
can recycle those.
364
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,798
They have value, man,
just like this beer.
365
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,900
I can't waste nothin',
y'all.
366
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:26,781
It's physically impossible
for me to waste this.
367
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,617
I can't do it.
368
00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:33,655
Jamal, can you pour it out
for me?
369
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,828
Oh, man.
Come on, man.
370
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:40,829
I mean, it's not
gonna bring 'em back.
371
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:41,997
Stupid.
372
00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:44,032
It's not
gonna bring 'em back.
373
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,690
All right, partner.
374
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,562
Take this scumbag downtown
375
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,451
before the Mexicans find him
and blow his ass away.
376
00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:02,454
We're gonna
keep you alive, Chico.
377
00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,456
ÿComprende?
378
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:04,784
No!
379
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:08,039
No!
380
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,592
What?
Is that a bird?
381
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:19,361
Hey! Hey.
382
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:20,997
Do you know what happened?
383
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:23,299
No.
384
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,491
Oh!
385
00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:31,073
Oh, I get it.
386
00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,575
When I say "No,"
stuff blows up.
387
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,449
Cool.
388
00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:43,385
What'd you think
about that show, man?
389
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,487
What'd I think about that show
that just happened right there?
390
00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:47,289
- That happened right there.
- Man, that jam was noice!
391
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:49,258
Come on.
392
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:52,095
Good night, everybody.
393
00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:54,397
- It was noice!
- Noice!
394
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:55,398
- Noice!
- Noice!
395
00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:56,566
Noice!
396
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,568
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
397
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:01,604
Oh, yeah.
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