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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,209 --> 00:00:06,558 male announcer: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,042 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 3 00:00:08,077 --> 00:00:09,802 - THAT LOCK IS IN FOR IT NOW. 4 00:00:09,837 --> 00:00:11,045 announcer: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,357 - THREE. - 400. 6 00:00:12,391 --> 00:00:13,358 - FIVE. - YEAH. 7 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:14,359 - YUP. - YEAH! 8 00:00:14,393 --> 00:00:15,843 - SOLD. 9 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:17,776 announcer: COMING UP... - WHOO! 10 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,088 - YOU WANT TO TURN UP THE HEAT, 11 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:20,261 I JUST TURNED IT UP. 12 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:21,607 - YEP. 13 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:22,608 NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME. 14 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:23,885 I'M GONNA MAKE 'EM PAY FOR IT. 15 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,026 - YOU'RE STANDING HERE LIKE A LITTLE CHILD. 16 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,786 HERE, LET ME GET THE LOCK. 17 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,753 - SO I'M EXCITED TO TAKE A LOOK. 18 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,824 SOMEBODY BOUGHT A BUNCH OF NEWSPAPERS. 19 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:33,171 - WOW. 20 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:34,689 - WHAT IS THIS? A SAFE. 21 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:36,622 THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR. 22 00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:38,107 THIS IS DO OR DIE. 23 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:45,838 - THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR. 24 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:48,358 - I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYERS. 25 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:50,326 - CASH IS KING. WINNER TAKES ALL. 26 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,467 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE BUYING. 27 00:00:56,987 --> 00:01:00,577 - LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 28 00:01:00,612 --> 00:01:04,857 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 29 00:01:04,892 --> 00:01:06,997 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 30 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:09,207 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 31 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:13,556 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 32 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,316 - SOLD. 33 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:23,635 - TODAY WE'RE IN HOMELAND, CALIFORNIA, 34 00:01:23,669 --> 00:01:26,672 A QUIET RETIREMENT COMMUNITY EAST OF LOS ANGELES. 35 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,783 - RETIREES TEND TO HAVE A LOT OF OLDER THINGS, 36 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:35,405 COLLECTIBLES, ANTIQUES, 37 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,821 STUFF THAT I'M INTERESTED IN. 38 00:01:37,856 --> 00:01:39,133 - BRANDI AND I ARE HERE TODAY 39 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:40,962 BECAUSE WE NEED TO FILL OUR SHELVES. 40 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:44,069 WE'RE LOOKING FOR MAINLY HOUSEHOLD ITEMS AND FURNITURE. 41 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,140 - WE'RE HOPING TO FIND MAYBE SOME ANTIQUES 42 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:47,383 OR SOME FAMILY HEIRLOOMS. 43 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:48,901 [alarm chirps] 44 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:50,524 - MY STORE IS FULL RIGHT NOW. 45 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,077 I'VE GOT PLENTY OF FURNITURE. 46 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,253 SO I'M GONNA FOCUS MORE ON LOOKING FOR SOME COLLECTIBLES. 47 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:58,014 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE BUYING A SENIOR CITIZEN'S LOCKER, 48 00:01:58,048 --> 00:02:00,430 YOU CAN FIND A LOT OF COOL OLD WAR SOUVENIRS, 49 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:02,398 JEWELRY, AND ON THE OTHER HAND, 50 00:02:02,432 --> 00:02:03,502 YOU'RE GONNA GET NOTHING 51 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:06,885 BUT A BUNCH OF BABY POWDER AND BENGAY. 52 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:07,955 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS. 53 00:02:07,989 --> 00:02:09,163 WOULD YOU PAY ATTENTION RIGHT HERE? 54 00:02:09,198 --> 00:02:11,303 THE RULES OF THE STORAGE AUCTION ARE AS FOLLOWS. 55 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:12,477 THIS IS GONNA BE A CASH-ONLY SALE. 56 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:13,926 GONNA REMOVE THE LOCKS, OPEN THE DOOR. 57 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:15,721 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK. 58 00:02:15,756 --> 00:02:17,516 YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING, YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES. 59 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,518 ARE YOU READY TO GO? - LET'S GO! 60 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:21,417 - LET'S DO IT. - ALL RIGHT. 61 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:22,901 LET'S DO IT. 62 00:02:26,698 --> 00:02:29,218 - REALLY GLAD TO SEE WHERE WE'RE AT TODAY. 63 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,874 KIND OF HAD THIS SHIRT PRINTED UP. 64 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:33,291 IT'S DAVE HESTER'S THRIFT STORE 65 00:02:33,325 --> 00:02:35,085 AND IT'S JARROD'S THRIFT STORE, 66 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,950 AND IT SAYS "SUCKS," AND IT'S GOT MY EMAIL ON IT, 67 00:02:37,985 --> 00:02:39,849 AND I'M JUST HAVING GOOD, CLEAN FUN. 68 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:42,023 I SHOWED UP TO HOMELAND A LITTLE DIFFERENT TODAY. 69 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:43,370 FOR ALL THESE WEEKS NOW, 70 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:46,131 I'VE HAD DAVE HESTER SHOVING HIS TRUCKS IN MY FACE, 71 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,133 AND JARROD RUNNING HIS COMPANY SHIRTS 72 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,273 ALL OVER HIS BACK AND HIS EMPLOYEES. 73 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:52,102 WELL, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY THE GAME. 74 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:54,519 YOU WANT TO TURN UP THE HEAT, I JUST TURNED IT UP. 75 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,663 - WHOA. 76 00:03:00,697 --> 00:03:04,322 - WHOO! HERE WE GO. 77 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:06,703 I CAN SEE INSTANTLY THAT THIS IS SOME TYPE OF OLD PERSON. 78 00:03:06,738 --> 00:03:08,912 THE SODA CRATES, THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE. 79 00:03:08,947 --> 00:03:12,606 AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I COME TO HOMELAND. 80 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,124 - IT'S MOSTLY FURNITURE. 81 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,954 IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 82 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,956 IT'S PROBABLY GONNA GO FOR ABOUT $1,000. 83 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,269 I THINK I'LL LEAVE THIS FOR THE POOPER SCOOPERS. 84 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:22,961 - THERE'S ALL TYPES OF ANTIQUITIES. 85 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,342 QUARTER-SAWED OAK FURNITURE. 86 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:28,035 QUARTER-SAWN OAK IS WHEN OAK IS SAWED ON THE BIAS, 87 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:31,866 WHICH BRINGS OUT THE TIGER LOOKING STRIPES IN THE GRAIN. 88 00:03:31,901 --> 00:03:35,284 FOR THAT REASON, IT'S ALSO CALLED TIGER OAK. 89 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:37,251 - THESE ARE SOLID PIECES IN HERE. 90 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:38,218 I LIKE THAT. 91 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,874 THE UNIT'S PACKED REALLY WELL. 92 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:41,393 I LIKE THAT TOO. 93 00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:43,326 THIS IS DEFINITELY WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 94 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:44,948 - IT SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF ANTIQUES. 95 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:46,398 I SEE AN OLD DESK. 96 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:48,607 THERE'S QUITE A FEW THINGS THAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN. 97 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:51,265 I THINK WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA BE BIDDING ON THIS UNIT. 98 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,750 - I WANT MY SON BRANDON TO STEP UP AND BID ON THIS ONE. 99 00:03:53,785 --> 00:03:55,442 MAYBE SOMEBODY'S GONNA EASE OFF 100 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:57,892 BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THE YOUNGER BIDDERS. 101 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:05,141 - BRANDON'S GOT A VERY CLEVER SHIRT ON TODAY. 102 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:06,832 NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME. 103 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:08,178 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT. 104 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:10,008 - AND NOW HERE WE GO UP... WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 105 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,320 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? $100. 106 00:04:11,354 --> 00:04:13,080 RIGHT THERE. 107 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:14,081 - YUP. 108 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:15,082 - 500. FIVE RIGHT THERE. 109 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,222 - SIX. - AND 600... 110 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,189 - I'M SURE DARRELL'S COACHING BRANDON RIGHT NOW, 111 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:21,088 BUT I NEED THIS UNIT MORE THAN THEY DO, 112 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,469 SO IT'S ON. 113 00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:24,298 YEP. 114 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,576 - EIGHT THERE. GOT 850 FROM BRANDON. 115 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:29,269 NINE... 900 HERE. 950 THERE. 116 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,271 - BRANDON'S OVER THERE BIDDING VERY CONFIDENTLY. 117 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,824 HE'S RIGHT WHERE HE NEEDS TO BE. 118 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:34,101 HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 119 00:04:34,135 --> 00:04:35,585 - 1,000 GOING ONCE, AND 1,000 GOING TWICE. 120 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,828 LAST AND FINAL CALL. 121 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:38,554 - BRANDON'S NOT GONNA GET THIS ROOM CHEAP. 122 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:40,003 - IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO PAY UP. 123 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:41,004 YEP. 124 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:42,351 - AND 1,000 THERE. 125 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,076 - JUST WHEN I THINK IT'S BETWEEN ME AND BRANDON, 126 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,319 DAVE STEPS IN. - YEP. 127 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:47,666 - I WOULDN'T TAKE THAT. I'D GIVE IT RIGHT BACK. 128 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,012 - YEP. 129 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:51,152 - HALF, 1,150. 1,100 BUCKS. 1,150. 130 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,465 11 AND A HALF, NOW 12... 131 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,466 - YEP! 132 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:55,743 - 12. 12 THERE. 1,250. 133 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:56,882 I GOT 1,200, BID 1,250. 134 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:57,883 YES, NUMBER 13. 135 00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:59,091 I GOT 12... 13... 136 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:00,092 - YEP! 137 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:02,716 - [auctioneering] 138 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,993 1,350. THANK YOU. 139 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:05,097 I'VE GOT 1,300... 14. 140 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:06,202 - I THINK WE'RE DONE. 141 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:07,652 - 1,400. JARROD, WE'RE OUT. 142 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:08,929 I'VE GOT 1,350 GOING ONCE, 143 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:10,275 AND 1,400 GOING TWICE. 144 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,759 AND LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 1,350. 145 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:13,002 1,400 GOING ONCE, TWICE. 146 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,728 1,400, YOU IN? 147 00:05:14,762 --> 00:05:16,661 - YEP! - 14 AND A HALF NOW. 148 00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:19,111 1,400 BUCKS AND 1,450. 149 00:05:19,146 --> 00:05:22,218 - DON'T LOOK AT DADDY. DON'T LOOK AT DADDY. 150 00:05:22,252 --> 00:05:24,013 - 1,450. 1,500 GOING ONCE, 151 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:25,014 1,500 GOING TWICE. 152 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:26,395 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 1,500 BUCKS. 153 00:05:26,429 --> 00:05:28,397 BRANDON, YOU GOT IT FOR 1,450 BIG BUCKS. 154 00:05:28,431 --> 00:05:29,467 [cash register dings] 155 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:31,538 - I DIDN'T LIKE THIS ROOM AFTER 500, 156 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:33,160 BUT SINCE YOU WORE SUCH A NICE SHIRT... 157 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,784 - BRANDON BEATS DAVE. HE BEATS JARROD. 158 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,579 HE WON THE LOCKER. I'M PROUD OF HIM. 159 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:39,891 - I'M OUTBID AGAIN. 160 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:42,169 I WENT HIGHER THAN I NORMALLY DO, 161 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:43,860 AND I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE A PROFIT, 162 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:47,830 BUT I'M CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE THERE. 163 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:50,315 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE MOVING ON, FOLKS. 164 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,390 - WHOA. THIS LOCKER IS FULL OF NEWSPAPERS. 165 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:57,840 - MY CURIOSITY IS UP, 166 00:05:57,874 --> 00:06:01,361 BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS THESE NEWSPAPERS WRAPPED AND BANDED, 167 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,846 SO I'M THINKING IT'S SOME TYPE OF COLLECTIBLE, 168 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,744 SO I'M CURIOUS TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. 169 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:07,712 WORST CASE SCENARIO, IT'S WRAPPING MATERIAL 170 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:10,093 FOR THE GLASSES AT MY STORE. 171 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,139 - ALL I SEE IS NEWSPAPER. 172 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,348 DAVE AND DARRELL MIGHT BE GOING FOR THIS UNIT. 173 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,005 THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE A GAMBLE, 174 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,559 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF DOING THAT. 175 00:06:27,594 --> 00:06:31,114 - IN MY EXPERIENCE, WHEN PEOPLE COLLECT OLD NEWSPAPERS, 176 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:34,083 THERE'S NORMALLY SOME HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE. 177 00:06:34,117 --> 00:06:36,050 THESE COULD BE VERY COLLECTIBLE. 178 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:37,258 I'M GONNA GO FOR THIS. 179 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,053 - BARRY, DO YOU SMELL THIS PAPER IN HERE? 180 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,572 - NO, I DO. - JUST SMELLS OLD, LIKE '70s. 181 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:43,161 - IT SMELLS LIKE IT'S THREE OR FOUR DECADES OLD. 182 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:46,889 - THE '70s SMELLS A LOT FUNKIER THAN THAT. 183 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:48,235 - ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S DO THIS THING 184 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:49,236 AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. HOW MUCH MONEY WHERE? 185 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,721 125. WHY NOT? 150 NOW. 150. 186 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,413 75. 175 RIGHT THERE, NOW TWO. 187 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,655 ARE YOU TWO? - YEP. 188 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:55,760 - NOW TWO AND A QUARTER. 225. 189 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:56,864 I'VE GOT 225. BID 250. 190 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,315 AND 250... THREE, THREE. 191 00:06:59,349 --> 00:07:00,937 400. FOUR AND A HALF. 192 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:02,387 450. I GOT 400 BUCKS. 193 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,802 FOUR AND A HALF. 450 GOING ONCE. 194 00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:04,803 I GOT 400 BUCKS. YOU IN? 195 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:06,149 450. FOUR AND A HALF RIGHT THERE. 196 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:07,496 500. 450. 500 GOING ONCE. 197 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,394 450, 500. 500 GOING TWICE. 198 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,465 LAST AND FINAL CALL. 500. 550. 199 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,742 500? 550? 200 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,848 550. 600 THERE. 600, 600, SIX AND A HALF. 201 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:16,297 HE SAYS "HELL YES." IT'S 600 BUCKS. 202 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:17,298 650 NOW. YOU'RE OUT. 203 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,299 I GOT 600 BUCKS. BID 650. 204 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,853 - YES. - 650 NOW SEVEN. 205 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:22,234 700... 206 00:07:22,269 --> 00:07:25,410 - NEWSPAPERS? 700 BUCKS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 207 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,480 - I GOT SEVEN AND A HALF HERE. 208 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:28,137 800. ARE YOU BIDDING, SIR? 209 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:29,518 800 GOING ONCE. SHAKING HIS HEAD NO. 210 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:30,588 - YEAH, I'M OUT. 211 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:32,141 I MEAN, THE PAPERS WE FOUND IN THERE, 212 00:07:32,175 --> 00:07:34,764 I CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 213 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:35,938 800. 800 GOING TWICE. 214 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:37,318 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 800 BUCKS... 215 00:07:37,353 --> 00:07:39,286 DAVE, YOU GET IT FOR 750 BIG BUCKS, 216 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,150 AND THANK YOU, MYSTERY SHOPPER. 217 00:07:41,184 --> 00:07:43,393 ALL RIGHT? 218 00:07:43,428 --> 00:07:45,223 - NOPE, CAN'T GO IN THERE. 219 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,225 - I'M NOT GOING IN THERE, DAVID. 220 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,675 - THAT CONCLUDES OUR SALE, FOLKS. 221 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,159 - I'M HEADING HOME EMPTY-HANDED, 222 00:07:50,193 --> 00:07:51,678 BUT IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 223 00:07:51,712 --> 00:07:54,750 I HEAR THERE'S A WILD BRIDGE TOURNAMENT DOWN THE STREET. 224 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:55,854 AND YOU KNOW BRIDGE. 225 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:56,993 IT'S A LOT LIKE SEX-- 226 00:07:57,028 --> 00:07:58,754 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GREAT PARTNER, 227 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:00,997 YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD HAND. 228 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,416 - COME ON, YOU GUYS. WE GOT BUSINESS TO DO. 229 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:08,039 - DON'T [bleep] WAVE ME OFF. 230 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,040 - MOVE ALONG. 231 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:10,386 WE GO BACK TO LOOK AT THE LOCKER, 232 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,457 AND WHAT DO I SEE? JARROD STANDING THERE. 233 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,872 IT'S LIKE, "MOVE ON, BROTHER." 234 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:16,219 COME ON. LET ME GET IN MY LOCKER. 235 00:08:16,254 --> 00:08:17,704 - HEY, DARRELL, WE'RE NOT AT YOUR HOUSE, DUDE. 236 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:19,050 YOU AIN'T IN [bleep] CHARGE. 237 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:20,845 - WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME GANGSTER, DUDE? 238 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,018 I'M NOT IN CHARGE? 239 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,675 YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, JARROD? 240 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,505 - I'M GONNA [bleep] TALK TO YOU HOWEVER I WANT. 241 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,403 - I THINK YOU'RE MAKING AN IDIOT OUT OF YOURSELF. 242 00:08:27,437 --> 00:08:29,336 YOU'RE STANDING HERE LIKE A LITTLE CHILD. 243 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,096 - HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK TO HIS SON LIKE THAT, 244 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:32,546 BUT HE AIN'T GONNA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 245 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:33,547 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN. 246 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:34,755 - JARROD'S PISSING ME OFF. 247 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,033 I'M SICK OF THESE WANNA-BE AUCTION BUYERS. 248 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:39,380 I'M A PRO. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 249 00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:42,038 ALL RIGHT HERE, LET ME GET THE LOCK. 250 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:43,799 I KNOW JARROD WANTED THAT LOCKER, 251 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,455 BUT BRANDON GOT THE BID, 252 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,871 AND IF YOU WANT TO LOOK IN OUR LOCKER, 253 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:49,252 YOU'RE GONNA PAY ME OR YOU'RE GONNA OUTBID ME, 254 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:53,015 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING IN MY LOCKER TO LOOK AROUND. 255 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:55,051 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK OUR SHIP HAS SAILED AGAIN. 256 00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:56,984 - I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW. 257 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:58,745 THAT MEANS I NEED TO GET OUT THERE TOMORROW 258 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:00,091 AND I NEED TO GET TO SOME AUCTIONS. 259 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,402 I NEED TO GET A UNIT. 260 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,232 EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 261 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:06,097 WE JUST DIDN'T SEE WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 262 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:10,929 - IT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR WRAPPING PAPER, 263 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:13,794 SO THESE BETTER BE WORTH SOMETHING. 264 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,382 SO I'M EXCITED TO TAKE A LOOK. 265 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:18,419 OBVIOUSLY, UH, SOMEBODY BOUGHT A BUNCH OF NEWSPAPERS, 266 00:09:18,454 --> 00:09:20,042 OR IT WAS A PAPER ROUTE, 267 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:22,596 AND WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE TO ME IS, UM... 268 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:23,563 OH, WOW. 269 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:29,707 - SO I'M EXCITED TO TAKE A LOOK. 270 00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:32,537 OBVIOUSLY, UH, SOMEBODY BOUGHT A BUNCH OF NEWSPAPERS, 271 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,125 OR IT WAS A PAPER ROUTE, 272 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:36,610 AND WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE TO ME IS UM... 273 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,611 OH, WOW. 274 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,337 THIS IS A, UH... 275 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,166 MEMPHIS PRESS. 276 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:42,789 THIS HAD TO BE FROM WHEN, UH, 277 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:45,205 THE DAY AFTER OR THE DAY THAT ELVIS DIED. 278 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,793 THIS IS A SPECIAL EDITION. 279 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,070 THIS COULD BE BIG. 280 00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:50,244 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT'S JUST GONNA ADD UP 281 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:53,247 TO HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS OR THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 282 00:09:53,282 --> 00:09:56,250 OR EVEN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, I THINK. 283 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:58,183 I COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE 284 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:01,497 HOW MANY PAPERS ARE HERE. 285 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,988 - I AM ON MY WAY TO INGLEWOOD 286 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,716 TO AN AUCTION THAT I WOULDN'T NORMALLY GO TO. 287 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:15,131 IT'S AN INDUSTRIAL AREA. 288 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,823 IT'S A LOWER-INCOME AREA. 289 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,583 I DON'T HAVE BRANDI WITH ME TODAY, 290 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,447 SO I'M GONNA BE THE BIG DOG TODAY. 291 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:26,177 I'M REALLY HOPING THAT I DON'T SEE DAVE OR DARRELL HERE. 292 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,557 - EASY ROLL UP ONE. 293 00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,698 GET A GOOD LOOK. 294 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:38,534 - I SEE SOME FURNITURE. I SEE SOME SHOEBOXES. 295 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:39,535 THIS IS A GREAT UNIT. 296 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:40,778 I CAN'T WAIT TO WIN IT 297 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,400 AND GET INSIDE THERE AND SEE WHAT'S IN IT. 298 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,367 THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA FILL THE SHELVES AT THE STORE. 299 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,653 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 300 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,448 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 301 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,760 WHAT? 302 00:10:57,795 --> 00:10:59,797 DID JARROD THINK THAT HE WAS GONNA GO TO AN AUCTION 303 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,557 AND I WASN'T GONNA BE THERE? 304 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:02,903 WHO IS HE KIDDING? 305 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:06,044 I'M EVEN THERE WHEN I'M NOT THERE. 306 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,184 - I WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT THIS UNIT, 307 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,910 BUT NOW THAT DARRELL'S HERE, 308 00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:13,189 I MEAN, HE LOVES TO JUST BID ME UP. 309 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:14,328 - I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:15,985 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY PLAYED SPORTS HERE. 311 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,331 I SEE SOME DECENT LOOKING COUCHES 312 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,886 AND A LOT OF TENNIS SHOE BOXES. 313 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,266 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO... 314 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:23,372 [auctioneering] 315 00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:25,339 GOOD LUCK. AND I GOT 100 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. 316 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:26,996 HUNDRED AND A HALF WHERE? - YEP. 317 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,067 - 150 THERE... TWO. TWO. 318 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:31,691 - YEP. - I GOT 250. 319 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,933 - IS THAT JARROD? 320 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,935 - THREE, THREE, THREE. YES, IT IS. 321 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,972 - THREE. 322 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:39,146 - I'VE GOT 300 BUCKS. BID 350. 323 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,148 I GOT 400 BUCKS. FOUR AND A HALF. 450. 324 00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,219 FIVE NOW. 500. FIVE AND A QUARTER NOW. 325 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,394 525. 550. I GOT FIVE AND A QUARTER. 326 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,258 - YEP. - I GOT 550. 327 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,811 - 575. 600. 600. 600. 328 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:49,950 GOT NEW BLOOD AT 600 BUCKS. 329 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,227 NEW HOUND IN THE RACE. I GOT 600. 330 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,677 - I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND 331 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,920 MORE THAN 600 BUCKS ON THIS UNIT. 332 00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,645 IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD. 333 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,957 - JARROD'S STARTING TO BACK DOWN. 334 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:59,063 GO AHEAD. HIT IT ONE MORE TIME. 335 00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:00,754 DON'T BE STUPID. NO BULL[bleep]. 336 00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:01,928 THIS IS A GOOD LOCKER. 337 00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,861 TODAY I'M GONNA EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH. 338 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,691 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM STEP UP AND WIN THIS LOCKER. 339 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,658 - YEAH. 340 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,661 - I'M SERIOUS. 341 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,491 - YEAH. YEAH, EIGHT. 342 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,010 - 825. JARROD, YOU'RE OUT. 343 00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:16,805 - I'M ALREADY OVER MY LIMIT ON THIS UNIT. 344 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:19,186 I GOT DARRELL IN MY EAR TELLING ME "GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT." 345 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,154 I'M JUST NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS. 346 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,707 - EIGHT AND A QUARTER. EIGHT AND A QUARTER. 347 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,364 - YEAH. - 850. 348 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:25,814 I'VE GOT 850 THERE. 900 WHERE? 349 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:26,815 875. HOW ABOUT THAT? 350 00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,195 - YEP. - 875 RIGHT THERE. 351 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,646 I'VE GOT 875... SHAKING HIS HEAD NO. 352 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,096 875. 900 GOING ONCE. 353 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,580 AND 900 GOING TWICE. 354 00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:35,651 AND LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 900 BUCKS NOW. 355 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,411 CONGRATULATIONS, JARROD. GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 356 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,966 875, AND THAT'S YOU. 875. YOU'RE IN. 875. 357 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,484 - THIS UNIT GOT ME IN THE BUYING MOOD. 358 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:42,658 NOW I'M IN THE ZONE. 359 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,211 NOW I'M READY TO GET SOME UNITS. 360 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:46,144 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 361 00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:49,527 THAT'S A LOT OF STAPLES BOXES. 362 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,081 ONLY TAKES ONE GOOD ITEM TO MAKE IT WORK. 363 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,980 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO... 364 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,705 - 25. - 25 RIGHT THERE. 365 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,467 - 35 NOW. ...FOR 45. 366 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,709 SOLD IT YOUR WAY FOR $45. 367 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,988 JARROD, YOUR WAY. GOT IT FOR 45 BIG BUCKS. 368 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:03,817 THANK YOU. GOOD BUY. 369 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:07,614 - BUT THERE'S A FAIR AMOUNT OF STUFF IN THERE. 370 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:09,167 IF IT GOES FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, 371 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,306 I'LL BE BIDDING ON IT. 372 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,274 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT 50 BUCKS RIGHT HERE. 373 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,378 A BID FOR 100, SIR. ONE RIGHT THERE. 374 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:14,759 125. - YEAH. 375 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,657 - ONE AND A QUARTER? ONE AND A QUARTER THERE. 376 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:18,694 150 BUCKS. GUESS WHAT. YOU BOUGHT IT FOR 125, JARROD. 377 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:21,007 GOOD BUY. 378 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,284 - IN THIS WORLD, 379 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,148 YOU GOT THE BIG FISH AND YOU GOT THE LITTLE FISH. 380 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:25,356 I WAS ALWAYS THINKING 381 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,289 THAT JARROD WAS MAYBE A BOTTOM-FEEDER, 382 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:31,776 BUT TODAY HE SHOWED ME HE'S COME UP IN THE TANK. 383 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,433 [phone rings] - HEY. 384 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,503 - HI. 385 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:35,573 - JUST WHEN I THINK I'M ON TOP, 386 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,574 BRANDI CALLS TO CHECK IN. 387 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:40,026 I BOUGHT, LIKE, THREE UNITS. 388 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:42,442 NO. 389 00:13:42,476 --> 00:13:43,926 BOUGHT A UNIT THAT, UH, 390 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:48,172 IS ONLY ABOUT A THIRD OF THE WAY FULL FOR 875. 391 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,349 WELL, THERE'S SOME SHOE BOXES IN THERE. 392 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:55,593 THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHOES. 393 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,253 YEAH. 394 00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,633 I KNOW BRANDI'S NOT HAPPY 395 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,118 THAT I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY, 396 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,430 BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT I'M COMING HOME WITH A PROFIT. 397 00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:06,846 THERE'S, LIKE, A COUCH IN THERE, 398 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,572 LIKE, A, UH, MICROFIBER COUCH. 399 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:13,542 AND A DRESSER AND A COUPLE OF NIGHTSTANDS. 400 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:19,099 JUST IN CASE, I'M GONNA GO BACK 401 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,274 AND TAKE ONE MORE LOOK IN MY UNIT. 402 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,039 AND, UH, IT'S EMPTY. 403 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,284 MISMATCH. CRAP. 404 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,700 PERSONAL PAPERWORK. 405 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:37,186 [bleep]. 406 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:40,189 CRAP. SEE IF THE SHOES ARE IN HERE. 407 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,950 EMPTY. 408 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:44,538 SPICES, PICTURES. 409 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,161 IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD. 410 00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:48,508 LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE OVERPAID AGAIN. 411 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:52,512 EMPTY, EMPTY. 412 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:53,513 EMPTY. 413 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,447 JUST A BUNCH OF EMPTY BOXES. 414 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,242 UGH. UGH. 415 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:01,038 SMELLS LIKE RAT PISS IN HERE. 416 00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,936 YOU SEE THERE USED TO BE FOOD IN HERE. 417 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:03,937 IT'S ALL TORN UP. 418 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,525 IT'S ALL EATEN. 419 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:06,526 NOW YOU GOT ME SCARED. 420 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,010 THERE MIGHT BE A RAT STILL IN THERE. 421 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:11,117 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST BOUGHT $875 WORTH OF RAT [bleep]. 422 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:15,707 EMPTY. ANOTHER EMPTY BOX. 423 00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:17,157 PAPERWORK. 424 00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:19,366 WHAT IS THIS? 425 00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:20,954 A SAFE. 426 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,576 THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR. 427 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,268 YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA FIND 'EM, 428 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,960 BUT I'M ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN I DO. 429 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:29,618 THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS DO OR DIE. 430 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:37,729 - A SAFE. 431 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,386 THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR. 432 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,216 YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA FIND 'EM, 433 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,734 BUT I'M ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN I DO. 434 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,599 THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS DO OR DIE. 435 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,534 OF COURSE. IT'S EMPTY. 436 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,571 OF COURSE. THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD EXPECT. 437 00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:52,917 ALL THE BOXES HAVE BEEN EMPTY. 438 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,023 OF COURSE THE SAFE'S GONNA BE EMPTY TOO. 439 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:56,472 WHOEVER'S STUFF THIS WAS 440 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,785 TOOK ANYTHING OF VALUE OUT OF HERE ALREADY. 441 00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:00,649 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA FACE BRANDI. 442 00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:02,685 IT'S PRETTY BAD. 443 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,654 - SO I PUSHED JARROD INTO BUYING THIS LOCKER 444 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:07,656 AS A WAY TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH. 445 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,520 I THINK THERE WAS MONEY IN THERE, 446 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:10,831 SO NOW I WANT TO SEE IF I'M RIGHT. 447 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,040 JARROD. 448 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,179 - WHAT'S UP, DARRELL? 449 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:14,594 - HOW'D YOU DO? 450 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,354 - OH, GREAT, NOW DARRELL SHOWS UP TO RUB IT IN. 451 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,735 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. 452 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,254 IT'S A LOT OF EMPTY BOXES SO FAR. 453 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,669 NOTHING REAL EXCITING. 454 00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:23,120 - COME ON, DUDE. COME ON. I HAD THE VIBE ON THIS THING. 455 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,362 - WELL, I'M LOOKING THROUGH IT. 456 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:25,363 I SEE A LOT OF CLOTHES. 457 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,434 THE FURNITURE'S OKAY, I GUESS. 458 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,402 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHY I WAS PUSHING YOU. 459 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:32,543 I--I JUST--I FELT THERE WAS SOMETHING HERE. 460 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:35,201 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 461 00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:37,927 DUDE, DID YOU SEE THIS SAFE? 462 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,826 - THERE'S NOTHING IN IT. IT'S OPEN. 463 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,552 - JARROD, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT 464 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,829 EVEN HAVING ANYTHING IN HERE. 465 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,763 DID YOU SEE THE SAFE? 466 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,971 THIS THING'S THE BOMB. 467 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,698 THIS IS WORTH THREE TIMES YOUR WHOLE LOCKER. 468 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:52,183 PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU NOW. 469 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,978 TWO TO THREE GRAND. 470 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,359 YOU KNOW, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YA, 471 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,533 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO LEARN IN THIS BUSINESS. 472 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,363 THIS IS THE OLD YORK SAFE COMPANY. 473 00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:01,192 THESE THINGS ARE REAL COLLECTIBLE. 474 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,091 AND WHAT MAKES THIS THING SO NICE, 475 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,748 AND IT DOESN'T TAKE A DUMMY TO UNDERSTAND THIS, 476 00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:08,061 IT'S GOT ALL THE ORIGINAL BRASS FITTINGS, 477 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,959 BUT THE PRINTING IS ALL ON IT. 478 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:10,995 - YEAH. 479 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,203 - AND IT'S ALL GOLD-EMBOSSED. 480 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:13,963 THAT WAS HAND-LAID ON THERE AND HAND-PAINTED. 481 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:14,964 - HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IT IS? 482 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:16,138 - UH, TURN OF THE CENTURY. 483 00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:20,073 MAYBE 100--120 YEARS OLD, IF I HAD TO GUESS. 484 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,833 THIS IS A TYPICAL ROOKIE MISTAKE. 485 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,939 IT WAS THE SAFE ITSELF THAT WAS WORTH ALL THE MONEY. 486 00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,734 JARROD WAS LUCKY THAT I WAS HERE 487 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,425 TO KEEP HIM FROM SCRAPPING THAT SAFE. 488 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,496 - I REALLY HATE TO ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW, 489 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,602 BUT, I MEAN, DARRELL SHOWED UP, 490 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,052 AND HE MIGHT HAVE SAVED THE DAY. 491 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,881 - BRO, YOUR MONEY'S HERE. RIGHT HERE. 492 00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:36,227 FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 493 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,849 YOUR MONEY'S RIGHT HERE IN THIS SAFE. 494 00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,368 YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 495 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,508 I'M TELLING YA, WHEN YOU SELL THIS THING, 496 00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:42,820 YOU'RE GONNA BE THANKING ME. 497 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,132 - THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME. 498 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,582 THIS IS GONNA GET US TO NEXT WEEK. 499 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,558 - I PURCHASED A UNIT FOR $750, 500 00:17:56,592 --> 00:18:02,322 AND IT HAD ABOUT 3,000 ELVIS PRESLEY NEWSPAPERS. 501 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:03,910 THEY'RE ALL IDENTICAL. 502 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,739 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN A BUCK OR TWO, 503 00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:09,467 SO I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM TO AN EXPERT TO SEE WHAT HE THINKS. 504 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,468 - HI, I'M JOSEPH CARRETA. 505 00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:12,229 I'M AN AVID ELVIS COLLECTOR, 506 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:14,438 AND I'VE BEEN COLLECTING ELVIS PRESLEY MEMORABILIA 507 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,095 SINCE 1962. 508 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,581 I SPECIALIZE IN THE PERIOD OF THE 1970s. 509 00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:23,102 TAKE A LOOK. 510 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,344 AT THE MEMPHIS PRESS. 511 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,967 THIS IS A REPRINT OF THE FIVE-DAY EVENT 512 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,624 AFTER ELVIS PASSED AWAY. 513 00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:30,868 BUT STILL, NUMBER ONE, IT IS ORIGINAL. 514 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,283 - CORRECT. 515 00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:34,492 - IT'S AN ORIGINAL REPRINT, IF YOU FOLLOW MY THOUGHT THERE. 516 00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:38,565 I BELIEVE THAT THIS ONE IS VALUED 517 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,741 AT $5, MINIMUM, 518 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:45,641 SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT, UH, WHAT, UH, $15,000. 519 00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:46,677 - $15,000. - ON THE LOW END. 520 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,092 - ON A LOW END. 521 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,025 - YEAH, POSSIBLY AS A HIGH END 522 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,752 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT A PIECE OF HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE HERE. 523 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:55,410 I--YEAH, IT'S A GREAT FIND. 524 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,790 - WELL, I DON'T MIND THAT. 525 00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,102 I'LL TAKE THAT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK 526 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,932 FOR SHOWING UP TO A STORAGE AUCTION. 527 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,072 - YOU KNOW, DAVE, 528 00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,798 YOU HAVE TWO DIFFERENT NEWSPAPERS HERE. 529 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,387 YOU HAVE THE PRESS-SCIMITAR, 530 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:09,286 AND THEN YOU HAVE THE COMMERCIAL APPEAL. 531 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,115 - I HAVE TWO PAPERS PER BUNDLE. 532 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,324 IT TURNS OUT INSTEAD OF 3,000 NEWSPAPERS 533 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,188 I HAVE 6,000 NEWSPAPERS. 534 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:16,948 UM... 535 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,122 - DID YOU REALIZE THAT? 536 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,813 - I DID NOT REALIZE THAT. 537 00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:23,196 I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST THE SECOND PART OF IT. 538 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,509 - THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE AN ORIGINAL RELEASE. 539 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:28,477 AND THIS ONE IS OF SOME SIGNIFICANT VALUE. 540 00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:34,621 - I'M... I'M EXCITED, YOU KNOW. 541 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:36,761 - WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCITED. 542 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,107 - I'M GONNA GET A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCITED? 543 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,868 - TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE COMMERCIAL APPEAL. 544 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,181 NOW, MY OPINION ON THE COMMERCIAL APPEAL, 545 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,665 BASED ON THIS CONDITION, 546 00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:47,841 AND I BELIEVE IT'S THE ORIGINAL PAPER THAT WAS RELEASED 547 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:51,638 WEDNESDAY THE 17TH, THE DAY AFTER ELVIS PASSED AWAY. 548 00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:55,124 I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT $10 PER NEWSPAPER. 549 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:56,125 - PER NEWSPAPER. 550 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,230 - YOU GOT 3,000. 551 00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,611 NOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT 30 ON A LOW END. 552 00:19:58,645 --> 00:19:59,612 - 30 ON A LOW END. 553 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,165 - HIGH, 60,000. 554 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,098 - WOW. I MEAN, I'M STARTING TO FEEL 555 00:20:03,132 --> 00:20:05,928 A LITTLE WARM AND FLUSH HERE JUST HEARING THOSE NUMBERS. 556 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,379 UM, THAT'S--THAT'S EXCITING TO ME. 557 00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:11,175 I MEAN, UH... 558 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,935 - DAVE, HOW MUCH, UH... 559 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,179 I'M CURIOUS. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS? 560 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,423 - I PAID $750 FOR THE STORAGE UNIT, 561 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,701 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M PROBABLY GONNA-- 562 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:25,258 I'M IN THE RANGE OF, UH, $45,000 TO $90,000. 563 00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,329 I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. 564 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:28,641 JOSEPH JUST DOUBLED MY PROFIT 565 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,057 BY TELLING ME I NEED TO SEPARATE THESE NEWSPAPERS. 566 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:36,027 I COULD HAVE CHEATED MYSELF OUT OF A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY. 567 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,270 announcer: THE BIG WINNER 568 00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,755 OF THE HOMELAND AUCTION WAS DAVE HESTER, 569 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:44,415 WHOSE NEWSPAPERS WERE VALUED AT $90,000. 570 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:48,730 JARROD SCHULZ SOLD HIS SAFE AND MICROFIBER COUCHES 571 00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,284 FOR 2,100 BUCKS. 572 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:56,496 DARRELL SHEETS MADE $2,000 ON HIS QUARTER-SAWN FURNITURE. 573 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:59,534 AND BARRY WEISS MADE A BIG SPLASH 574 00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:02,088 AT THE BRIDGE TOURNAMENT. 575 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:06,230 WHAT ELSE DID DARRELL FIND IN HIS LOCKER? 576 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,231 - RIGHT THERE. 577 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,819 - IT'S RIGHT THERE AT 53. 578 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,476 - IT'S 56. I BOUGHT THE LOCKER. 579 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,374 - OH. - WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME NOW? 580 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:15,204 THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD FURNITURE IN HERE. 581 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:16,930 YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT TO CHECK IT OUT REAL GOOD 582 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:17,931 AND SEE WHAT WE GOT. 583 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,416 - OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THIS. 584 00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:21,590 BADA-BING, BABY. THERE'S THE WOW FACTOR. 585 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,902 RIGHT OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 586 00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:24,110 - WOW. 587 00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,801 - THAT'S AN ORIGINAL PIECE RIGHT THERE. 588 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:26,802 $500 BILL. 589 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:28,114 - THIS IS REALLY BITCHIN'. 590 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,358 VERY STOKED ON THAT. 591 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,738 - THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT 592 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,292 JARROD AND BRANDI AROUND RIGHT HERE. 593 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,397 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 42631

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