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♪ James Bond-style music
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(Groans)
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(Baroque string ensemble)
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BOTH: Oooh!
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- Exciting, innit?
- Yeah.
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God, l'm glad Dave invited us.
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(Posh accent) Oh, hello!
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Absolutely no idea who that was.
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Jen, love, what l don't get is that
if it was by invitation, why have you got to pay?
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Oh, shut up! lt's for charity.
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Charity! That woman's tiara down there,
that could pay off the Third World debt!
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l know. Posh Spice. Oh, l'm a bit nervous.
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Don't be! Don't be.
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They're no different to us, no better than us.
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They still go to the toilet. They still wipe their...
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Arses, yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on.
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- (Posh) Care to join me, darling?
- (Posh) How kind.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, right. Six o'clock, six o'clock.
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- Wig, wig.
- (Posh) Hello. Good evening.
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Oh, my God.
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- Have l told you how wonderful you look?
- More than once.
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- But don't let that put you off.
- You look a million dollars.
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Did you see the price tag?
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Money well spent!
You can write it off against tax.
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Henry! Good to see you.
We must have a conversation.
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l thought this was a social occasion?
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God, no. Strictly business.
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- l hope Pete and Adam don't embarrass me.
- Why should they?
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They're not the most refined of our friends.
Here's Pete and Jenny... What is he wearing?
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Where are they?
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l was this close to buying this place.
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Don't mind if l do.
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- l won't.
- Oh, you can have a couple of glasses!
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- Best not.
- Why did you insist on bringing the car?
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- l really don't mind.
- What fun are you going to be?
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Adam, you do not have to be pissed
to have a good time.
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Yeah, right!
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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- Hi. Nice do.
- Yeah, lovely.
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- Karen.
- Excuse me. Drinks, everyone?
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Oh, not this again. Have you got any beer?
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There's possibly some at the bar.
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- Shall we?
- Why not?
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- Ladies.
- Ladies.
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- How are you doing?
- l'm fine.
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l'm fine.
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- What's for dessert?
- Summer Pudding.
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- (Posh) With custard?
- Yes.
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Oh, thanks very much.
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Pete Gifford.
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And Adam Williams.
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Hey, er...
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- Er, yeah...
- Julian Ayres.
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BOTH: Pubes!
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How are you doing?
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Good. Great. l tend to be called Julian now.
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Sure. Great. So, what brings you here?
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Susan.
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- She's an accountant.
- Wow! You finally got a date, then?
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We've been married five years. Got three kids.
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- Oh, really?
- How about you?
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Me, too. A little baby boy.
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And don't tell me...divorced.
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Why do you say that?
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Sorry. Married, then.
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No.
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Oh. Well...
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Anyway, great to see you guys.
Maybe catch you later.
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Pubic hairs.
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Twat. Come on.
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- Does that have a hem?
- Oh, double-stitched.
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Nice.
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JENNY: Cheers.
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We'll get some more.
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Waiter! Waiter!
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Hello! That's my husband.
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Oh, l'm terribly sorry, old boy.
My mistake. Bill Lawrence.
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Pleasure.
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- l thought you were going to get a pint.
- You've got to pay for it!
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- l thought, bugger it, l'll drink champagne.
- lf Jenny's left you any.
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Er, right.
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So that's my better half, Pete.
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And this is Rach's boyfriend, Adam.
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Boys, this is Bill's wife, Natalie.
She works for David.
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No, actually, David works for me. l'm his boss.
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- Oh. Sorry.
- lt's all right, honey, you're doing just fine.
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BlLL: Er, look, more champagne?
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- Jenny?
- Yeah.
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BlLL: (Muffled) Does anybody else want any?
- Yeah.
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(Fizzing)
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Right.
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- Come here.
- l'm coming.
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Thanks.
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Why is it married people always look down
on you if you aren't married?
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- Eh?
- Pubes.
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- He treated me like a leper.
- Did he bollocks!
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You would say that. You're married, too.
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You know, it's because...
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married people need to reassure themselves
they haven't made a terrible mistake.
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That's why you want everyone
to join the same happy club.
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You know, Peter,
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not all of us want to.
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- Most people do.
- Well, not me, mate.
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You mean to tell me the thought of marrying
Rachel has never crossed your mind?
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£50?
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l want to hire it, not buy it!
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That is the cost of hire, sir,
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though the cummerbund is extra.
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Yeah, well, it's naff, anyway. Too English.
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Rach, what do you think?
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♪ Maybe tomorrow
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Never.
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l don't know what your problem is.
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lt's the assumption that only married people
can have lasting relationships.
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Just cos you are married
doesn't mean you're happy!
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- Yeah, we've just had a baby!
- Huh! Reason enough!
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l know what your problem is - fear.
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- Fear of failure.
- Bollocks!
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l love it when you're angry.
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Can l ask you a personal question?
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Are you suffering from a urinary infection?
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l've never known anyone piss as much as you,
apart from my grandmother.
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l thought you were going to ask me
if l was pregnant.
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Yeah, right!
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So, are you?
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Pregnant?
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Suffering from a urinary infection.
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No!
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l'm pregnant.
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What?
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Rachel! That is fantastic!
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That's fantastic!
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lsn't it?
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Well, it's not exactly something that we planned.
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Yeah, but you must be delighted!
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Must l? What's Adam going to say?
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Well, haven't you told him yet?
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Well, you know what he's like about children.
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Yeah, he loves children.
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Yeah, well, other people's.
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That's the second problem.
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lt might not be his.
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Where have the girls got to?
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OK, David, so it would be a hostile takeover,
but what the hell! Wyatts are vulnerable.
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ls that the biscuit people?
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NATALlE: Excuse me?
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Er...Wyatts Jammy Mouthfuls.
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Biscuits are part of their manufacturing division,
but they're a multinational conglomerate.
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NATALlE: Anyway...
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last quarter's results were disappointing.
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Sales are down,
their share price is at an all-time low...
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(Oinks) ♪ So yummy
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♪ They fill your...
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BOTH: Bom bom!
JENNY: Tummy.
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- And the significance of this is what?
- lt's cack, innit?
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lt's their new advertising slogan.
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l thought that might explain why sales are down.
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You know, l think it's just
a little more complicated than that.
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Oh, right. Well, sorry for having an opinion,
Miss America.
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Oh, look, why don't you have yet another drink,
and leave us to talk business, OK?
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Have you ever seen that trick
where you set fire to a bit of this paper
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and it floats right up to the ceiling?
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No, l don't think that's a good idea, Pete.
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l just think that if companies listen to consumers,
they might not have such a lot of trouble.
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Oh, and what are you? A housewife
with a Masters in Business Administration?
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Pete, why don't you show us
that trick with the biscuit paper?
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l thought you'd never ask.
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Kris?
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Your ex-husband?
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You saw him to get a divorce, Rachel.
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l know, but...
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Well, negotiations proved
a little more complex than anticipated.
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l'll say.
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When did it happen?
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The first night.
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He had nowhere to stay, so...
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l invited him back.
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We were both really drunk.
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Well, l was particularly drunk.
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ln fact, l threw up all over him.
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And he saw that as a come-on, did he?
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Well...
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it was kind of romantic.
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Anyway, we were...
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We were standing by the bed and...
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Oh, sorry.
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(Thunder)
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KAREN: Hang on a minute.
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- What were you doing in the bedroom?
- Getting one of Adam's shirts for him to wear.
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OK.
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This reminds me of Florence.
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(Laughs) No.
The problem then was a dicky tummy.
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No.
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l mean when we got caught in the thunderstorm.
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And we hid in a bus shelter.
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And we were soaked.
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And l took my shirt off.
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So did l.
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(Thunder rumbles)
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And we made love.
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(Thunderclap)
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ln the bus shelter!
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Well, it was in ltaly! lt was...
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Oh, it was crazy, it was passionate!
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And the last time?
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Oh. lt was crazy.
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And passionate.
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You know, l've never really got over him.
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He got over you, Rach.
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Yes.
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- Where was Adam?
- He was on his way home.
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He almost caught us.
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Rachel.
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Didn't you even take any precautions?
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Well, l locked the front door.
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Not that kind of precautions!
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Oh, no. lt all happened so quickly!
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lt usually does when they're drunk.
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Do you think Kris is the father?
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He could be. lt could be Adam.
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What are you going to do?
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l don't know.
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l mean, it's still really early, so...
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..maybe l just won't go through with it.
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Well, l could have a termination, couldn't l?
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An abortion, Rachel.
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Look, before you make a decision,
go and have a scan.
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lt'll give you a better idea
of when you conceived.
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Kris was a one-off, wasn't he?
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- Yes, of course.
- So, hopefully, it will rule him out.
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OK.
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- (Sighs)
- Thank you.
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- Hey, you silly bollocks, you!
- lt was just supposed to float up to the top...
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l thought the wife was stupid, but the husband
seems to be missing a chromosome.
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(Screams)
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(Cackles)
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l'll have you!
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Oh, yes!
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Come on, then!
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Yeah, get off!
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Come on, Bill. Let's go.
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Look, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie...
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David, l believe we should be going as well.
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- See you!
NATALlE: Shut up!
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Thanks, lads.
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Ah!
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(Laughs)
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ls everyone dancing?
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(Retching)
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(Toilet flushes)
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- Are you OK?
- lt must be something l ate.
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- What?
- Maybe those mussels at the weekend.
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- Well, you should see a doctor, eh?
- Yeah, l've got an appointment for today.
257
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,915
- Don't worry, l'm sure it's nothing.
- OK.
258
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,470
We didn't have mussels at the weekend!
259
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,036
(Phone rings)
260
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,033
Rachel Bradley's office.
261
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,235
Oh.
262
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,754
Hi. Yeah, hi, Brian, it's Adam. ls Rachel there?
263
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,149
- She's still at the hospital.
- Hospital?
264
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:55,153
- l thought she was going to see a doctor?
- That's where you find doctors.
265
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,639
Yeah, thanks, Brian.
266
00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,110
God, it must be more serious than l thought.
Has she gone to casualty?
267
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,111
lt just says Doctor Habibi.
268
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,156
OK, thanks, Brian. Bye.
269
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,956
Excuse me. l'm looking for a Rachel Bradley.
270
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,832
We've got a Robert Bradley.
271
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,831
l'm sure her name is Rachel.
272
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,594
- She's seeing a Doctor Habibi.
- Ah, right. Next block. Third floor.
273
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,874
Thanks.
274
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,949
Sorry.
275
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,917
This is your 1 2-week scan, is it?
276
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,959
More or less. Actually, more or less
would be good if it's by a couple of weeks.
277
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,715
Oh, well, you'll soon know.
ls your partner not with you?
278
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,155
No, he's got a really important meeting, so...
279
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,753
But he is supportive, is he?
280
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,150
Oh, yes, very. He just couldn't make it.
281
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,757
Thank you.
282
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,270
- Er...Dr Habibi?
- Up there on your left.
283
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,679
Thanks.
284
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,309
Oh, hi! l'm looking for Rachel Bradley.
285
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,038
l'm her boyfriend.
286
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,712
Oh! Congratulations!
287
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,597
For being her boyfriend?
288
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,272
She's just down here.
289
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,312
lt all looks perfectly healthy.
290
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,389
Mmm?
291
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,395
l'm going to take some measurements,
then l'll give you your due date.
292
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,754
Oh, thank you.
293
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,109
(Coughs)
294
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,392
- Adam?
- Hi, Rach.
295
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,834
l thought you might like some moral support.
296
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,717
This is my boyfriend.
297
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,677
Oh, well, pull up a chair. Come take a look.
298
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,069
- ls that all right?
- Of course.
299
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,479
Thanks.
300
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,158
DR HABlBl: What do you make of that?
301
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,993
ls it a kidney stone?
302
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,879
Don't they know what it is?
303
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,430
lt's too early to say.
At 20 weeks, we'll be able to tell its sex.
304
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,078
We need to talk.
305
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,239
Oh, dear.
306
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,510
- What are you staring at?
- You. l'm trying to imagine you as a father.
307
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,878
Hah! l've tried that myself.
l looked in the mirror. Did not work.
308
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,349
Well, you've got nine months to think about it.
309
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,829
Less if she's just had a scan.
310
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,794
How did you react when the penny dropped?
311
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,075
How could l react?
l had to pretend l was pleased.
312
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,675
Well! Haaaa! Phwoooh! Mmm!
313
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,234
Och! Give me a break! lt was a surprise.
314
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,952
Yeah, but why didn't she tell you?
315
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,393
Good question.
316
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,232
Why didn't you tell me?
317
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,629
Well, it's a bit complicated.
318
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,472
What? Because of your job?
319
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,915
Yeah.
320
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,319
There you go.
321
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,316
KAREN: So did you tell him?
322
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,589
l...l couldn't!
323
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,148
Not with the gynaecologist there.
324
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,949
And besides, she hadn't worked out
my dates yet, so l didn't know it was an issue.
325
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,393
And is it?
326
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,833
Yes.
327
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,037
Still, it narrows the field down to two, doesn't it?
328
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,433
(Sighs)
329
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,712
- You're still going to have to tell Adam.
- But it might be his!
330
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,756
Yeah, and what if it's not?
331
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,593
lf you want to stare at tit,
why don't you buy Playboy?
332
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,954
Pardon?
333
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,871
Oh, l'm sorry. Sorry.
334
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,911
lt's just l'm expecting a baby.
335
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,549
Well, not me, obviously. My girlfriend.
336
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,758
Oh, right.
337
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,070
- First, is it?
- Yeah.
338
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,271
You're not sure about it.
339
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,316
How do you know that?
340
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,516
lt's a big change.
341
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,112
The biggest.
342
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,916
How did your partner react?
343
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,197
He left me. Now we're fighting for custody.
344
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,114
l'm sorry.
345
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,555
lt's all right. We were having problems before.
346
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,790
l thought a baby might help.
347
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,557
l've heard a lot of couples do that.
348
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,108
lt explains why the divorce rate's so high.
349
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,396
Have you ever held a baby before?
350
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,836
Just my godson. He's named after me.
351
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,873
The best bit's handing him back.
352
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,438
Do you mind if l have a wee hold?
353
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,073
- What's his name?
- Maggie.
354
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,278
lt's an unusual name for a boy.
355
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,671
Hello, Maggie. Hello, darling.
356
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,115
Ha! Oooh! Aah!
357
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,156
You're a natural.
358
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,593
Do you think so?
359
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,431
ls this your new bloke?
360
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,953
Stu!
361
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,510
- You didn't waste any time, did you, you slag?
- There seems to be a mistake.
362
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,556
You, shut it!
363
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,313
- No, mate, you don't understand.
- l warned you! Didn't l?
364
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,716
(Lift door pings)
365
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,828
David.
366
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,828
Natalie!
367
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,790
- Working late?
- l'm glad l caught you.
368
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,836
Oh, l've been in meetings all day.
369
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,309
You know what it's like for senior management.
370
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,799
l'm hoping to one day.
371
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,471
l wanted to apologise for last night.
372
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,393
Oh, David, you don't have to apologise.
373
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,189
- lt's very good of you to say that.
- But your friend should. What was her name?
374
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,078
Jenny. Jenny Gifford.
375
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,799
Jenny Gifford, yes.
376
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,714
Well, of course, there's the damage to the dress,
plus the personal distress.
377
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,669
Ordinarily, l'd sue her ass off,
but then this isn't the States unfortunately.
378
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,877
So l guess l'll have to settle
for a letter of apology.
379
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,151
- l'll dictate one in the morning.
- Not you, David.
380
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,798
Jenny Gifford.
381
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,029
(Ping)
382
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,998
- Yeah. OK, then. Well, l'll see you then.
(Front door opens)
383
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,354
Yeah. Bye!
384
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,398
- Hi.
- Oh, my God! What happened to your eye?
385
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,359
Oh, just some bloke.
He thought l was trying to be a father to his child.
386
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,317
Rach, l've been thinking.
Erm...we should go out to dinner.
387
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,360
Yeah, fine. Well, l'll go and have a bath.
388
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,749
No, no, no, not tonight. Tomorrow.
389
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,315
OK.
390
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,989
OK.
391
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,478
Cheers.
392
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,788
Thank you.
393
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,871
Thanks for coming.
394
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,796
Thanks for inviting us.
395
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,316
- Gosh, aren't we being polite?
- Look, David, erm...
396
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,719
(Clears throat)
397
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,836
l want to apologise.
398
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,754
l had a little bit too much to drink
the other night and erm...
399
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,116
l'm really sorry if l embarrassed you.
400
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,872
Sorry.
401
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,198
Apology accepted.
402
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,279
(Both talk at once)
403
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,158
- Sorry.
- Sorry. No, after you.
404
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,196
No, l was just going to say,
405
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,317
what do you think
of this Adam and Rachel news, then?
406
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,675
- Bit of a surprise.
- lsn't it?
407
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,150
- l think Adam's struggling with it a bit.
- Oh, l dunno, he's coming round.
408
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,719
What do you mean by that?
409
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,838
l can't. l promised l wouldn't.
410
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,478
What?
411
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,032
- Tell you.
- Come on, Pete!
412
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,839
Well, you know they're going out
for dinner tonight?
413
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,589
Adam's going to propose.
414
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,794
Well...
415
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,952
lt was delicious.
416
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,439
lt was good.
417
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,633
- Hey!
- Dessert menu?
418
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,915
- Er, no, we'll just have coffee.
- Yes, please!
419
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,797
l'm terribly sorry.
420
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,474
Your coffees will be with you presently.
421
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,039
- Thanks.
- All right.
422
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,518
Hey, Guido, hey!
423
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,670
l quite fancied some ice cream.
424
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,716
Apparently, it's not very good here.
425
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,677
The ice cream?
426
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,556
Yeah. lt's bizarre, isn't it?
427
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,509
..and the smell of burnt sprouts in the morning!
428
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,715
(Laughter)
429
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,360
You know Natalie, my boss?
430
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,238
Yeah, right. The one with
the sense of humour stuck up her arse.
431
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,279
Precisely. She wants you to write her
a letter of apology.
432
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,396
- No!
- Give over!
433
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,753
And she says she'll take it out on me if you don't.
434
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,068
No!
435
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,071
- Oh, no!
- You're making it up.
436
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,639
Yes!
437
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,635
Yes.
438
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,193
You did ruin her dress.
439
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,991
She called you a moron, you moron.
440
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,311
Yes, and there's the cost of her dress as well.
441
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,234
Look, l'll tell you what. We'll go halves,
442
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,915
if you could just see your way
to scribbling a quick note?
443
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,598
That seems fair, Jenny.
444
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,114
lt did look expensive.
445
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,909
DAVlD: Or l could dictate it for you, if you like?
446
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,718
All you've got to do is sign.
447
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,031
Yeah, right. Very much like a confession.
448
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,073
No, David. No.
449
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,039
Sorry, no. Apologising to you,
yeah, fair enough. But Natalie, no.
450
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,588
We've still got our pride.
451
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,717
Right, we'll pay for the dress ourselves.
How much do you reckon?
452
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,351
- Signorina.
- Thanks.
453
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,874
- E signore.
- Thank you.
454
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,154
You know the one subject
we haven't mentioned tonight?
455
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,114
Yeah. l thought you'd been avoiding it.
456
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,235
No.
457
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,469
l have.
458
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,156
Well, maybe we should discuss it now.
459
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,992
Yeah. Yeah.
460
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,038
- Adam, the thing is...
- No, no, no. Please. Let me.
461
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,392
The last few days, Rach,
l've been doing a lot of thinking.
462
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,232
About you.
463
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,912
About me.
464
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,072
About the three of us.
465
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,913
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ One, two, three, four
- And...
466
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,672
♪ Oh, happy day
- Well...
467
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,955
l've come to a decision.
468
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,359
♪ Oh, happy day
469
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,277
♪ Oh, what a happy day
♪ Oh, happy day
470
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,989
♪ Oh, it's a happy day
♪ Oh, happy day
471
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,832
♪ Oh, happy day
472
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,432
♪ Oh, happy day
♪ Oh, happy day
473
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,431
♪ lt was a happy day
474
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,034
♪ Oh, happy...
475
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,792
(Softly) ♪ ..day
476
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,555
Will you do me the very great honour...
477
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,471
of becoming my wife?
478
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,349
Smile!
479
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,396
- Jesus, Adam!
- Sorry.
480
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,436
l've still got your spare key.
481
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,518
Congratulations?
482
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,072
He told you?
483
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,390
Mmm. He kept it to himself...
484
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,311
for five minutes.
485
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,834
- Where is he?
- We had a row.
486
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,477
Tell me.
487
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,471
ADAM: At first, l thought they were tears ofjoy.
488
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,312
But when cake had been served
to all the other diners...
489
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,518
..and when the Finklesteins had promised
to come from New Jersey for the wedding...
490
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,275
Then...
491
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,796
..when she was still crying...
492
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,716
..l knew there was a problem.
493
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,911
That's when she told you?
494
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,311
- l'm so sorry, Adam.
- (Sobs)
495
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,231
l'm so sorry.
496
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,360
- (Sobs)
- Oh, Rachel!
497
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,076
Karen, have you seen my...?
498
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,195
Karen, l'll never forget the look on his...face.
499
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,713
lt's all right.
500
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,918
lt's all right, it's all right.
501
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,389
l promise. l promise.
502
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,793
lt'll be all right.
503
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,994
All right?
504
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,392
- Sorry!
- Sorry. No, l'm sorry.
505
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,755
- l don't know what came over me.
- No, nor me.
506
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,910
Yeah. Probably best forgotten.
507
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,194
Definitely.
508
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,713
Adam who?
509
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,513
Sorry.
510
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,033
Tea!
511
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,314
Come on.
512
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,436
Er, well...
513
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,794
Er...
514
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,632
teapot, tea.
515
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,195
(Door opens)
516
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,318
- Adam. What are you doing here?
- l'm just going to bed.
517
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,799
Oh, right.
518
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,070
- Tea! Hey?
- Yeah.
519
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,513
Yeah.
520
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,033
Tea.
521
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,593
They expect what?
522
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,514
Hey, you tell them if they want to go
to the Met over this, they picked the right guy.
523
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,796
David, what can l do for you?
524
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,235
Er, Jenny, my friend from the other night?
525
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,311
She's asked me to give you this.
526
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,190
- ls this all?
- lf it's not enough, l'll make up the difference.
527
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,477
No, no, no. lt's not that.
Where's the word ''sorry''?
528
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,835
l was rather hoping you were joking about that.
529
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,229
David, have you ever known me to joke?
530
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,636
l'll talk to her again.
531
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,153
You do that.
532
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,916
Does she still love him?
533
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,718
She says not.
534
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,837
Claims it was all a dreadful mistake.
535
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,070
Well, she did send him packing.
536
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,309
Great.
537
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,278
She was having a rough time,
she was going through a divorce.
538
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,353
Oh, yeah, right. So she sleeps with a guy
she's divorcing, now she's expecting his baby?
539
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,351
Unless it's yours.
540
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,474
They can't tell?
541
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,028
Well, they can't see the family resemblance!
542
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,672
l don't know, Pete.
543
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,999
- Maybe we're just not suited.
- Of course you are!
544
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,756
Well, first of all she does this, and then
my reaction is to snog...someone else.
545
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,989
What?
546
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,229
No! Go on, who?
547
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,915
l was...speaking hypothetically.
548
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,115
Oh.
549
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,759
So what are you going to do?
550
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,354
Drink.
551
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,949
(Phone rings)
552
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,758
(Dog yaps)
553
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,078
JENNY ON ANSWERPHONE:
Hello! lt's us. We're not in.
554
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,869
Obviously, and you've got to leave a message
and we'll have to call you back.
555
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,154
Cheers.
556
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,514
(Beep)
557
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,119
Jenny, it's David.
558
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,193
Look, l really must insist
that you write that letter of apology to Natalie.
559
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,875
And er, well, l don't want to say
that our friendship depends on it but erm...
560
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,756
Oh, just write the damn thing, will you?
561
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,193
(Beep)
562
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,358
Me?
563
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,556
- A dad?
- Possibly.
564
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,075
Wow.
565
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,513
But also...
566
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,636
possibly not.
567
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,869
Yeah.
568
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,359
Yeah, sure.
569
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,396
How did Adam take it?
570
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,396
Not as well as you.
571
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,959
ln fact...
572
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,395
we haven't seen each other since.
573
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,708
We've split up.
574
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,319
Oh, really?
575
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,434
Does that mean you might be
on your own with the kid?
576
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,996
lt's looking like that.
577
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,592
lt needn't.
578
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,235
l er...
579
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,749
OK.
580
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,516
You know l'm crazy about you, don't you?
581
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,676
Always have been. (Laughs)
582
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,432
And er...
583
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,714
That night,
584
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,597
when we slept together,
585
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,592
l...l know we were both drunk.
586
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,876
lt was more than that, though, wasn't it?
587
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,152
Leastways, it may well be.
588
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,312
Look, Rach...
589
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,196
l would love to have a kid with you.
590
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,759
Even Adam's.
591
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,869
Yeah?
592
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,671
Oh, Kris.
593
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,475
That's not what this is about.
594
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,471
l just thought that you had a right to know.
595
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,873
l love Adam. l want the baby to be his.
596
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,988
And if it's mine?
597
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,072
Well, then, you have
as much access as you want.
598
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,119
To the baby.
599
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,951
Hello, come in.
600
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,717
Will you and David come round to ours
at 6:30 tomorrow?
601
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,155
Yeah, sure. Are you all right?
602
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,151
l'll see you tomorrow.
603
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,148
Bye!
604
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,069
''l know you didn't intend your
comments to be taken personally,
605
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,313
and l regret the way in which l overreacted.
606
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,994
l hope you'll accept my apology.
607
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,548
Yours sincerely, Jenny Gifford.''
608
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,309
- Satisfied?
- Well, it's all there.
609
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,630
l think we can call this an end to the matter.
610
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,517
Just one thing.
611
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,477
Why is Jenny's signature on the letter
612
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,949
completely different from
the one on her cheque?
613
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,793
As though they were written
by two different people?
614
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,236
- Wanker!
- (Giggles)
615
00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,915
Oi!
616
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,956
l want a word with you.
617
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,314
Oh, Christ.
618
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,556
l want to say l'm sorry.
619
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,868
Sorry?
620
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,757
For having a go the other day.
621
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,876
lt was bang out of order.
622
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,715
So...
623
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,836
lt looks to be healing up nicely.
624
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,799
(Doorbell)
625
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,437
- So, who else has she invited?
- l don't know.
626
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,670
- What's it for, anyway?
- l don't know!
627
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,592
l don't see why we had to come round.
628
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,319
lt's not as if you two are averse
to using the phone.
629
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,469
David!
630
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,793
(Front door closes)
631
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,836
(Voices and laughter)
632
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,831
- Jenny!
- David!
633
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,709
Look, l'm...
634
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,073
Jenny, l...
635
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,352
l owe you an apology.
636
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,954
l shouldn't have asked you to write to Natalie.
637
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,635
After all, she got what she deserved.
638
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,239
Well...
639
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,274
Cheers, David. Cheers.
640
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,191
l appreciate that.
641
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,955
Please!
642
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,033
PETE: So...
643
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,758
What about Natalie?
644
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,717
Well, l saw her earlier.
645
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,399
You're right.
646
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,789
Jenny didn't write the letter.
647
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,314
Jenny doesn't owe you an apology.
648
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,595
And, in fact, l'm not going to ask her for one.
649
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,240
l'm loyal to my friends, Natalie.
650
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,880
l know that's not something
you respect or recognise.
651
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,155
But for me, it is something to be valued.
652
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,789
Now, l've heard tell that you're in danger
of being shunted off into Research.
653
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,348
That's a bit of a dead-end job.
654
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,800
Now, that's Sir Donald's decision, isn't it?
655
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,791
What's Sir Donald got to do with this?
656
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,077
Nothing. lt'sjust he and l happen to be
members of the same golf club.
657
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,958
l'm drawn against him next week
in the Challenge Cup.
658
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,396
lt might help if you were to talk to him.
659
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,277
For a friend,
660
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,157
l might even lose.
661
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,277
DAVlD: And, of course,
what Natalie doesn't realise
662
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,158
is Sir Donald plays off-scratch
and l'd have lost anyway.
663
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,118
- You're such a bullshitter!
- That's what they pay me for.
664
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,472
- There you go.
- Great.
665
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,199
ls this why you invited us round here?
666
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,474
What?
667
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,109
Well, the whole kiss-and-make-up rubbish?
668
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,952
l didn't know you'd fallen out.
669
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,189
Oh, right.
670
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,191
Why are we here, then?
671
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,077
To say goodbye.
672
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,798
You live here.
673
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,119
No, l don't.
674
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,518
l'm leaving...Manchester.
675
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,075
l've given up my job
and l'm going to live in London with my sister
676
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,832
until the baby's born.
677
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,869
Yeah, so we managed to patch things up.
678
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,992
l'm glad to hear it.
679
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,396
How are things with you?
680
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,351
Not great.
681
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,911
lt turns out my girlfriend might be pregnant
by another bloke.
682
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,951
What are you going to do?
683
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,996
l still haven't decided.
684
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,951
Well, l know what l'd do.
685
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,996
l'd kill him.
686
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,076
Anyone who'd been near my missus.
687
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,957
And then l'd kill her.
688
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,558
Nice thought.
689
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,117
Not really my style, though.
690
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,958
No, l can see that.
691
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,951
Rachel, l realise
there's a certain degree of shame
692
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,316
regarding the baby's parentage,
but...leaving town?
693
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,231
David, it's nothing to do with shame.
694
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,357
l just... l can't be here any more.
695
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,236
l have to go away.
696
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,834
We'll really miss you, Rach.
697
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,996
Not as much as l'll miss you.
698
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,712
Please don't hate me.
699
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,189
Oh, Rach.
700
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,673
When do you go?
701
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,876
My taxi's just outside now, actually.
702
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,679
And my train goes in half an hour, so...
703
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,275
Would one of you
give me a hand down with my bags?
704
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,193
You know, a lady in my condition.
705
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,198
Do you love her?
706
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,713
(Resigned laugh)
707
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,756
Despite her faults?
708
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,308
Believe me, it's the only way.
709
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,231
Then maybe you should swallow your pride,
get back together.
710
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,675
lt doesn't mean to say you can't still hurt him.
711
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,228
After all, the child's going to need his father...
712
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,552
..even if it isn't his own.
713
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,712
Do you think so?
714
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,870
l can't think of a more graphic way.
715
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,916
Yeah, since you've ruled out violence.
716
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,352
l've gotta go.
717
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,555
Thanks.
718
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,551
- See you.
- Ta-da.
719
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,033
Rachel!
720
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,669
Rach?
721
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,358
Rachel!
722
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,312
Come on, come on, come on!
723
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,197
Jen, you were with Rach. Where is she?
724
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,594
She's gone.
725
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,955
- Gone?
- She gave us a letter to give to you.
726
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,077
- Where has she gone?
- London.
727
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,310
To live with her sister.
728
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,358
She's catching the 7:30 train.
729
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,749
- Sorry, Adam.
(Line goes dead)
730
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,068
Adam?
731
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,756
(Piano music swells)
732
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,152
(Train whistle)
733
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,359
Rachel!
734
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,548
Rachel!
735
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,635
Adam!
736
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,113
GUARD: All aboard now, please!
737
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,679
Don't go. Stay.
738
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,035
l don't care whose the baby is. l'll be its father.
739
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,749
- Oh, Adam, do you mean that?
- Yes. Anything so long as we can be together.
740
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,875
Yes.
741
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,794
- Adam!
- Rachel!
742
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,518
l...Adam, l...
743
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,074
Adam!
744
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,991
Rachel!
745
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,833
Adam! Adam!
746
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,673
The train now standing at platform four
is the 1 9.:30 to London Euston.
747
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,350
- Let's see your ticket.
- l haven't got one.
748
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,829
- The office is over there.
- l'm not going anywhere.
749
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,515
- Not without a ticket, you won't.
- No, l just need to see someone on the train!
750
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,160
Only passengers are allowed on the platform.
751
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,559
(Gate closes)
752
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,149
Oi!
753
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,196
(Hiss of coffee machine)
754
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,236
(Train doors slam)
755
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,355
Rachel!
756
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,875
Rachel!
757
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,269
- Adam?
- Rachel, don't go. Stay.
758
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,590
l don't care whose baby it is. l'll be its father.
759
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,911
- l wanted to go without seeing you.
- What? Why?
760
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,672
Well, because l...
761
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,315
Because l hate myself.
762
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,597
l've ruined everything.
lt could never be the same between us again.
763
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,355
- l love you! Enough for both of us.
- Enough for three?
764
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,749
- Yes. Even if it's his.
- You can't say that.
765
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,478
- l can! l did.
- You can't mean it.
766
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,516
- l do!
(Guard's whistle)
767
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,795
Rachel, please, you've got to get off this train.
768
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,030
Adam, it is his.
769
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,229
ls it?
770
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,273
You see?
771
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,155
You want to mean it, but you can't,
until you know for sure.
772
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,756
ls it his?
773
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,679
Oh, l don't know.
774
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,197
That's the whole point, isn't it?
775
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,114
Every day that l'm pregnant, we'll be wondering.
776
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,997
And dreading the moment of truth.
777
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,513
Well...
778
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,352
l can't go through that, Adam,
779
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,396
for the baby's sake.
780
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,470
GUARD: You're going to have
to close that door! Now!
781
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,833
(Guard's whistle)
782
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,992
She's gone.
783
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,316
Come on, mate. Let's go home, yeah?
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