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Friends with benefits is not really a
thing.
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After you sleep with a friend, you're in
a new zone.
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A love adjacent zone.
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Do you know you snore in your sleep?
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What? No.
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You didn't know that? No, I don't. It's
like a dead level of snoring.
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And you talk.
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It's a whole symphony of sounds.
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Oh my god. It's so embarrassing.
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I blame London for the snoring.
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Messed with my sinuses, you know? That's
kind of cute.
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You get all the zing of a crush, but the
familiarity of your pal.
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Why did you leave London?
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I kind of had to.
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I went over there with my boyfriend who
I thought was going to propose, but then
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he left me for my best friend.
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And so I sort of vandalised his flat and
I lost my visa.
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I'm sorry you went through that.
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Turns out he looked very nice, you know.
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What about you?
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What was it like being a dad at 20? Did
you, like...
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Miss going out and stuff?
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It's crazy.
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But I didn't really know anything
different.
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I guess while I was changing nappies,
everyone else was at Rhythm and Vines.
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I got hypothermia at Rhythm and Vines.
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Yeah, so trust me, you didn't miss much.
Thank you.
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That makes me feel heaps better.
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I can't believe I'm sleeping with
Harriet Brewer from high school.
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I know, right?
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High school us would be so weirded out.
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No. A high school cell would not be
weirded out. A high school cell was into
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you a lot.
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What? Really? I just figured I wasn't
your type.
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Okay, I had no type. No one was my type.
There were no types. You had a Brad Pitt
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type. Oh my God, Brad Pitt was
everyone's type.
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That's true.
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And besides, Renee was your type way
more than I ever was.
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Yeah, I guess.
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My parents really loved her.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to know what's weird?
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Always.
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I don't feel weird right now at all.
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Yeah, me neither.
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It feels kind of nice.
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So what do we do now?
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Now?
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I'm probably going to pee and brush my
teeth. Big plans.
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No, I mean, with that, what do we do?
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I don't know. It's like... It's like not
overthink it.
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Yeah? Cool.
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Okay.
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Right. I gotta get up. I've got lunch
with my dad.
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Monday, right? Doesn't he live in
Sydney?
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Yeah. We hear from him every couple of
years when he's broken up with his
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latest floozy.
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Does Gail make you say floozy? She
refuses to let us call them girlfriends.
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They're not on great terms.
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Mm.
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All right, well... Thanks for a fun
weekend.
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Thank you.
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Playing at marriage and intimacy is
exciting, but real intimacy requires
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healthy boundaries. Are you right? Which
is a whole other thing.
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I want to settle down.
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I want to settle down.
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Won't you settle down with me? No matter
how fun the weekend was, real life will
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always be waiting.
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Yo. Out like a light.
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Hi. Hi. Yeah. I tried texting you in the
weekend. You didn't text me back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Harry and I were watching Shawshank
Redemption.
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What a movie.
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Hi.
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Um, I need to leave work early today. I
just, um, I have golf.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, you wearing perfume?
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Maybe. Just trying a new thing. You
don't try new things.
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Look at me, Sal.
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Harry and I slept together.
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Don't freak out, though, okay? That's
why you didn't fix me all weekend. You
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were deep in the thick then, huh? She
had a bad day, and then I fought her
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boss, and then she kind of couldn't
resist.
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I mean, who could resist this hot,
hairy, sexy body, huh? I mean, I need to
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warn you, though. You need to be
careful.
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What do you mean?
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She's a bit flaky.
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We're taking it slow.
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What are you doing?
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Don't call Rushdie. I have to. Stop.
Wives kill husbands who keep secrets,
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especially pregnant wives, bro.
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What did you just say? What?
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What did you just say two seconds ago?
Especially prep.
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What?
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Yeah. Are you joking?
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You're bad.
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You're going to be a pro.
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My best friend and my cousin are having
a baby? Yeah, bro. We've got the scan
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this afternoon.
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I knew you weren't going golfing. No.
You can play golf. No, I don't, bro.
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Sal is a relationship kind of guy. He
loves love.
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Congratulations.
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I thought you said he was out. Yeah, I
thought he was. If Harry doesn't hate
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love, she can just feel a little trapped
by it. And no one's getting drunk, and
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we're not getting sucked into Dad's
vortex of bullshit, okay? We haven't
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seen him for like two years, Vanessa.
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30 minutes, honestly.
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He wants something, I tell you.
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Boundaries with the man. If you let him
in, he's going to fuck it all up. I
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mean, he seemed excited to see her. He
always seems what?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Plus, he emerged here pregnant!
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That is such amazing news! Because when
do you care about babies?
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Oh, my God. What are you talking about?
I love babies. I've always cared about
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babies. You literally pat Ruby on the
head like a dog.
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Okay, I don't know. They've just been,
like, trying for ages, and I'm really
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happy for them. It's lovely.
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It's lovely?
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Yeah.
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You slept with Sal.
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Oh, my God. Sorry, what are you talking
about? And you're all happy about it.
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Okay, yes, yes, I did a few times, and
it was just amazing.
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But then, like, this morning, he kind of
wanted to talk about us, and then I
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thought I just kind of left.
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No, no, no, don't do that. Don't break
his heart.
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Oh, God, I'm not. I like him. I just
don't think we need to put a label on it
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yet. You've gotten married. You've
labeled it. That ship has sailed.
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Oh, my God. Don't self-sabotage. Can you
chill out?
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We're two adults in a marriage of
convenience, and now part of that
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convenience includes firking.
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Don't say firking. Is it too thirsty for
you? It's not thirsty at all. I think it
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might be thirsty.
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No, let's get to Overwood before I
change my mind.
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So she's there.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, come on.
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Maybe feel old.
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Call me Stevie.
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Hi, Stevie.
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Right, we do have to drink to get a fuck
around here.
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Not to point fingers, but Harry's issues
with love are definitely this dipshit's
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fault.
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Hey, Bill, my man.
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Good timing, bro.
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Hey, Matt, what are you doing here with
Sheena? Yeah, about that. She
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asked if I could pick her up from school
early today.
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Is everything okay? Yeah, she's fine,
but you should probably have a chat to
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her. Okay.
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Where's Renee?
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Not sure.
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You haven't heard from her, have you?
She hasn't been home in the past couple
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of days.
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We had a little problem.
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I'm sorry, man. I haven't seen her.
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Renee has a habit of disappearing when
things get hard. She did it to Sal, and
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now she's doing it to TV's Matt Gibb.
Anyway, this is a little something for
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you. Oh, wow.
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Yeah. I whipped that butter myself.
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Oh, amazing.
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It'll be totally fine. Yeah.
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No prob.
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It's all good. Yeah. It's all good.
Yeah, I'm sure. And if I see Renee, I'll
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call you straight away, dude.
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah. You're the best, bro. I mean that.
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Life will pummel us with the same issue
until we deal with the root cause.
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It's like acid reflux or gout.
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Hey, Kit Kat.
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You're home from school early.
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Yeah, I just didn't feel like it.
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You know you're gonna have to tell me at
some point. You can't get mad, okay?
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Okay, sure.
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I kind of got suspended.
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Okay.
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I mean, that's not like you.
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Why? I pretended to be this guy's
girlfriend for money. And then the
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school found out and... You did what?
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We didn't do anything. I was just
helping him look cooler in front of his
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friends. I got paid for it. It was
totally transactional. Just like you and
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Harry.
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What do you mean, just like you and
Harry?
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You guys made a deal. Oh, my God,
Sheena. Those two things are completely
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different. How is that different?
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We are adults. We made an adult
decision.
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Also, we did it for stability. We did it
for you. That's the crazy part. Oh, my
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God. I'm so sorry.
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This is not your fault. This is my
fault. I'll talk to Harry, and we'll fix
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it. Dad, stop trying to fix everything.
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It's broken, okay?
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And I like Harry. At least she's around.
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It's not like mum's around. It's not
like mum cares about anyone except for
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herself. Hey, don't say that. That's not
true. Okay, I don't want to talk about
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it anymore. Can you please get out?
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Thanks.
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Dad, now, please. Okay, okay. Being a
good dad can be hard.
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Being a shitty one can be remarkably
easy. I don't even know what you mean.
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No, no.
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How's your mother?
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Whether you call her or not.
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You know what she's like.
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That woman holds a grudge.
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Can't imagine why.
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Could it be that you cheated on her a
million times, let her go to Thailand,
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didn't pay child support?
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Any of those? Did they ring a bell?
Yeah. But the wages in Thailand were
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pretty shitty.
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Oh, the wages.
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Yeah. Um, so how's, um, Indiana?
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Georgia. Shit, yeah, I knew it was one
of the states.
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Yeah, we broke up. Oh, no.
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What a surprise.
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Been a shame. Not really.
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She wanted to go to Glastonbury.
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Camping's the best in my bag.
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Right. Yeah, well, you remember what we
were like at 25.
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Oh, no, you don't, because you weren't
there.
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If you hadn't been such a Debbie Downer,
maybe I would have hung around a little
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bit longer.
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Oh,
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um, sorry.
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Dad, we have to... Oh, bullshit,
bullshit.
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Well, it's not every day your youngest
daughter gets married. We are
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celebrating.
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Anyway, it's the least you can do for
not inviting me to your wedding.
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Um... Yeah, okay.
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One. One more. One more. And then I have
to go, because I told Sal that I'd...
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Sal, is it? The ball and chain?
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I tell you what, I'll come with you.
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I'd like to meet this man that stole
your frosty little heart. No, no, no,
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no. That's not happening. We need to go.
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Sorry, are you not going to meet him?
Don't be such a buzzkill like her. Come
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on. Just because she married the
aggressively average bland cam.
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What? Dad.
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What? That's what you call him.
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Yeah, like in private. I've had about
enough of this.
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And you, you haven't even asked one
question about Ruby. Not one.
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Who the fuck's Ruby? Your granddaughter.
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You're a grandfather and you're too old
to be a sloppy drunk. Get it together.
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Stop dating 20-year-olds.
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You've got a problem, Dad.
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What kind of a name is Ruby?
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What kind of a name is Stevie?
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Honestly,
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I'm going. What? And Cam, not bland. He
had a speech impediment when he was
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younger and he just is an introvert. I
didn't... Fuck off, Harriet.
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I can't believe... Families have a way
of fighting that is painful but deeply
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familiar.
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These patterns keep playing out until we
grow.
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Vanessa, hey, hey, I was... Or die.
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I was joking about Cam, okay? It's not
about Cam, it's about this family. It's
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about the fact that I'm always the
responsible one and you get to do
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whatever the fuck you want. And I'm
supposed to pick up the pieces.
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My God, no one asked you to do that,
Vanessa.
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And I just want you to be happy and Cam
doesn't make you happy, okay? You're
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just stuck together because the morning
after bill didn't work.
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Don't. It's true.
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I'm in an actual marriage. And yeah,
we're not happy all the time, but life
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isn't about being happy all the time.
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Yeah, well, you're living proof of that,
aren't you, mate?
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You're too old to be acting like a
child. And you're too young to be this
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fucking lame.
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Okay? It's depressing.
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What's depressing you?
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Day drinking on a Monday with that
narcissist.
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Okay, thanks, Dr. Phil.
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Cool. Yeah.
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I actually think you're just shitty
because Dad likes me better.
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You don't even deserve a man like Phil.
You don't deserve it.
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We fuck off then. Well.
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Change requires looking at the reasons
you push good people away and let toxic
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ones in. Good girl. But that's hard when
you're still seeking the approval of the
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wrong person.
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Mary of Teck was the queen consort of
which British monarch?
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Henry VIII.
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George V. Correct. Which tennis grand
slam is played on time? AP Classic.
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The French Open. Correct.
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Meanwhile, Sal can't seem to get a hold
of either of his wives.
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This is, in its own way, quite
depressing.
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Vanessa doesn't get it, you know?
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It's like she's jealous or something.
She's followed all the rules, and then
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now what?
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She hates Cam. I think she hates all
men, but she's like a masochist or
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something. I dated a masochist once.
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Talk about possessive.
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Is that the husband?
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Keeps you on a tight leash, doesn't he?
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It's not like that, okay? Shut up. I do
what I want.
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Yeah, but he owes you now, doesn't he?
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Okay.
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Listen, we have an arrangement, okay?
It's not a real marriage, okay? It's not
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like that. We kind of did it for money,
and we're sort of gaming the system.
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Oh, well, this I like.
294
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Only you've got to be careful who you
get into bed with.
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Married men.
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Next thing you know, you'll be talking
about having kids and a dog, and your
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life's really fucked.
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You'll be gassing yourself in the garage
like your great-grandmother.
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Your wife did take after her.
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Can I crash at yours tonight?
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What?
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Yes, but... That was quite good.
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Got to take your shoes off.
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You have to take your shoes off.
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Take them off.
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No!
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Where have you been? I've been out.
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What are you still doing awake?
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I was asleep. You actually woke me up.
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Sorry, Captain.
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Hey,
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this is Stevie.
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He won't like it if you call him.
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This is your dad.
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Fuck me, he's gorgeous.
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Wow. Looks like we've got the same type.
My dad is... Dad made it weird. I don't
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know yet. I'm just kidding. I just guess
Harrison's self.
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This is... Mm-hmm. No. Okay.
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I've rested off.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Yeah. Sheena came home and, um... Hey.
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Is it okay if we date for a couple of
days?
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A night?
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Maybe one to three business days and
then we will stay out of your hair. I
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think you promise Yeah Come on. Come on.
It's like it's like a dad to me.
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Yeah, he's your dad. He is my dad You
get it. See?
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Yeah, she's gonna be a buzzkill be a
cool guy I
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forgot about dinner.
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I'm so sorry.
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I forgot. I forgot.
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I'm so sorry Okay, i'm gonna eat it
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Boy, you are still under that whip. Hey,
you should drink some water.
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00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,020
Hey, guys, can you keep it down, please?
Yeah,
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Stevie, because it's not like that,
okay? Sal and I, cool, we do what we
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00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,760
want. No feelings asked, right?
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Come and drink with us. Have a drink. I
don't want to. Come on, have a drink.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Come on. Maybe you should sleep this
off. Should we go to bed?
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No, don't be boring, man.
340
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I don't want to do that. You're not my
wife. You don't own me, okay? I don't...
341
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You know what?
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I don't want a dog.
343
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,100
And I don't like spreadsheets, Mr.
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00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,060
Manosphere. What are you talking about?
I am talking about staying up because of
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feminism and not being lame like some
people.
346
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,560
Okay. That's all good.
347
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,060
You do what you want. I will do what I
want.
348
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I'll do that. Great.
349
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,010
Awesome. I'm going to bed.
350
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Because I'm an independent woman. Nobody
wants to fuck a spreadsheet.
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00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,030
There
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are
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00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,370
hangovers and there are vulnerability
hangovers.
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00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,890
Both are terrible.
355
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,460
Both make you want to crawl into a hole
and die.
356
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,940
Where's Sal?
357
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:07,700
I think he left at sunrise.
358
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,900
Bloody Mary. My head.
359
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,920
I have a job interview today.
360
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,700
That's pretty fucked, isn't it?
361
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:17,530
Where's the job these days?
362
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,690
It's the gig economy for fuck's sake.
363
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,190
No. Oh, my God.
364
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,910
No, my haunted mug.
365
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,910
I don't want one, Stevie.
366
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,550
I've got the painters in, eh?
367
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,850
Oh, well, more for me.
368
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,250
Harry once gave Stevie a world's best
dad mug.
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00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,030
Wake up, baby.
370
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:58,180
Hi, I just picked Sheena up. She's at my
house. Where have you been?
371
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,900
I know, I just, I needed a minute.
372
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,320
Did you have any idea what she was up
to?
373
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,140
No, I had no idea at all.
374
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,000
Can I make you a tea?
375
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,800
I think we need something stronger.
376
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,500
Oh, okay, yeah.
377
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:17,720
And I see you went to London before
that. Yeah, I moved home just before the
378
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:22,920
pandemic, but I'm so ready for the step
up in my career. I feel like...
379
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,410
I'm so sorry.
380
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:34,350
What was I... Is everything okay?
381
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,610
Yeah. No.
382
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:41,710
It's fine. What I meant was that I'm so
ready for the step up in my career and
383
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:44,410
obviously writing for an international
publication such as yours.
384
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,310
I'm sorry. Do you need to go?
385
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,290
I'm so sorry. I do. Sorry.
386
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,810
One second. I'll be back. I'm so sorry.
387
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,669
Dad, are you okay?
388
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,330
What are you... Oh, my God. You should
see your face.
389
00:18:58,550 --> 00:19:00,510
I am in the middle of a job interview.
390
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,789
Fuck that.
391
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,570
You're not a nine-to-five kind of girl.
Come on. I'm really bored. Let's go
392
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:07,750
somewhere. No. I'm busy. I have a life.
393
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,490
No. I'm busy.
394
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,410
I have a life. I'm pregnant.
395
00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:13,210
God, you sound like your sister.
396
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,590
Kill me now. Okay.
397
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,810
Sleep it off. Yeah? I have to go.
398
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,790
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Just take it
easy. I was going to put it back.
399
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,230
Sell dead.
400
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,630
gave us this money for our wedding.
401
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,930
Yeah, I can see that's why you married
him. Good call.
402
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,410
Is that why you're here?
403
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,430
Because you need money?
404
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,570
No.
405
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:39,010
Well, you could spot me a couple of
grand, couldn't you? You owe me.
406
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,209
From when?
407
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,610
You know, that trip thing you went on in
the bush.
408
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,790
Are you talking about my school camp?
409
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,129
Yeah. Okay.
410
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,130
You never paid me back.
411
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,550
Get out. Get out now.
412
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,830
She's got up your ass. You can't just do
this anymore.
413
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:58,210
You're my dad, not my useless mate. I am
an adult, okay? I have boundaries. This
414
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,209
is my house.
415
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,210
His house, you mean?
416
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,990
You think you've changed, hmm? You think
you're all smart and sorted and rich.
417
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,390
You're playing wifey, but it's just
bullshit.
418
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,630
You're a fuck-up sweetheart.
419
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,570
Like your dad.
420
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,090
You're doomed.
421
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,860
Feed myself out.
422
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,760
God, she's such a smart kid. What was
she thinking?
423
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:55,630
I feel like my only job as a dad is to
make sure that our daughter doesn't
424
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,510
become a hooker. Oh, my God, don't say
that. It is you.
425
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,990
Where did you get the idea of the fake
relationships from? It's insane. I think
426
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:03,990
it's my fault.
427
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,370
It's not your fault.
428
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:09,170
It would have been on TikTok or
something. No, it is me.
429
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:15,090
Listen, Harry and I aren't actually
married.
430
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:17,210
I mean, we are married, but...
431
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,700
We got married because of a pact we made
in high school, not because we're in
432
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,700
love. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm.
433
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120
Okay.
434
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,540
I'm sorry I didn't say something sooner.
435
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,760
Are you okay?
436
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,340
Matt and I are splitting up.
437
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,860
I'm so sorry.
438
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,040
Oh, shit. That's so sad.
439
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,580
You're not sorry.
440
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,680
I'm a little bit sorry, but mostly not
sorry. I'm the human embodiment of
441
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,680
sorry, not sorry. Okay.
442
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,780
He's just so... Nice?
443
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,500
Like all the time. Too nice.
444
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, it's like being married to a
motivational speaker.
445
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,280
Oh, the worst.
446
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,720
I like my dreams to be crushed on a
daily basis. It's too much.
447
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:09,759
Is it?
448
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,200
We're just not the right fit.
449
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,610
I think I made a mistake.
450
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:21,630
You guys will be fine. You'll figure it
out. I meant with you.
451
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:32,190
History has this annoying habit of
repeating, which should make the future
452
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,190
really predictable.
453
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,770
But that's just not how it works.
454
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,870
The past is a bitch.
455
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,310
It can hurt.
456
00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,710
But in the words of Rafiki...
457
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,370
You can either run from it or learn from
it.
458
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:58,070
No, I know, but it took me a long time
to get over you, Renee.
459
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,530
And now what?
460
00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:00,930
What do you want?
461
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:04,330
I just want you to give me a second
chance.
462
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,150
Look, we belong together.
463
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:12,650
We get the chance to do it properly and
grow it up.
464
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,720
Gina deserves that.
465
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,560
You deserve that.
466
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,360
And Harry, she isn't right for you.
467
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:22,860
She's chaos.
468
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,960
Is that really what you want in your
life?
469
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,020
In our daughter's life?
470
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,240
All marriages take work.
471
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,600
But nobody tells you what the work
actually is.
472
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,500
For that part, you're on your own.
473
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:09,440
I'd like to meet him on a corner if I
474
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,440
can.
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