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Friends with benefits is not really a
thing.

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After you sleep with a friend, you're in
a new zone.

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A love adjacent zone.

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Do you know you snore in your sleep?

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What? No.

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You didn't know that? No, I don't. It's
like a dead level of snoring.

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And you talk.

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It's a whole symphony of sounds.

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Oh my god. It's so embarrassing.

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I blame London for the snoring.

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Messed with my sinuses, you know? That's
kind of cute.

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You get all the zing of a crush, but the
familiarity of your pal.

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Why did you leave London?

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I kind of had to.

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I went over there with my boyfriend who
I thought was going to propose, but then

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he left me for my best friend.

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And so I sort of vandalised his flat and
I lost my visa.

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I'm sorry you went through that.

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Turns out he looked very nice, you know.

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What about you?

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What was it like being a dad at 20? Did
you, like...

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Miss going out and stuff?

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It's crazy.

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But I didn't really know anything
different.

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I guess while I was changing nappies,
everyone else was at Rhythm and Vines.

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I got hypothermia at Rhythm and Vines.

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Yeah, so trust me, you didn't miss much.
Thank you.

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That makes me feel heaps better.

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I can't believe I'm sleeping with
Harriet Brewer from high school.

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I know, right?

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High school us would be so weirded out.

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No. A high school cell would not be
weirded out. A high school cell was into

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you a lot.

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What? Really? I just figured I wasn't
your type.

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Okay, I had no type. No one was my type.
There were no types. You had a Brad Pitt

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type. Oh my God, Brad Pitt was
everyone's type.

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That's true.

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And besides, Renee was your type way
more than I ever was.

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Yeah, I guess.

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My parents really loved her.

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Yeah.

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Do you want to know what's weird?

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Always.

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I don't feel weird right now at all.

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Yeah, me neither.

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It feels kind of nice.

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So what do we do now?

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Now?

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I'm probably going to pee and brush my
teeth. Big plans.

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No, I mean, with that, what do we do?

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I don't know. It's like... It's like not
overthink it.

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Yeah? Cool.

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Okay.

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Right. I gotta get up. I've got lunch
with my dad.

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Monday, right? Doesn't he live in
Sydney?

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Yeah. We hear from him every couple of
years when he's broken up with his

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latest floozy.

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Does Gail make you say floozy? She
refuses to let us call them girlfriends.

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They're not on great terms.

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Mm.

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All right, well... Thanks for a fun
weekend.

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Thank you.

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Playing at marriage and intimacy is
exciting, but real intimacy requires

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healthy boundaries. Are you right? Which
is a whole other thing.

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I want to settle down.

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I want to settle down.

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Won't you settle down with me? No matter
how fun the weekend was, real life will

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always be waiting.

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Yo. Out like a light.

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Hi. Hi. Yeah. I tried texting you in the
weekend. You didn't text me back.

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Oh, yeah.

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Harry and I were watching Shawshank
Redemption.

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What a movie.

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Hi.

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Um, I need to leave work early today. I
just, um, I have golf.

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, you wearing perfume?

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Maybe. Just trying a new thing. You
don't try new things.

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Look at me, Sal.

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Harry and I slept together.

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Don't freak out, though, okay? That's
why you didn't fix me all weekend. You

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were deep in the thick then, huh? She
had a bad day, and then I fought her

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boss, and then she kind of couldn't
resist.

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I mean, who could resist this hot,
hairy, sexy body, huh? I mean, I need to

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warn you, though. You need to be
careful.

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What do you mean?

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She's a bit flaky.

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We're taking it slow.

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What are you doing?

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Don't call Rushdie. I have to. Stop.
Wives kill husbands who keep secrets,

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especially pregnant wives, bro.

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What did you just say? What?

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What did you just say two seconds ago?
Especially prep.

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What?

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Yeah. Are you joking?

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You're bad.

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You're going to be a pro.

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My best friend and my cousin are having
a baby? Yeah, bro. We've got the scan

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this afternoon.

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I knew you weren't going golfing. No.
You can play golf. No, I don't, bro.

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Sal is a relationship kind of guy. He
loves love.

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Congratulations.

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I thought you said he was out. Yeah, I
thought he was. If Harry doesn't hate

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love, she can just feel a little trapped
by it. And no one's getting drunk, and

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we're not getting sucked into Dad's
vortex of bullshit, okay? We haven't

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seen him for like two years, Vanessa.

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30 minutes, honestly.

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He wants something, I tell you.

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Boundaries with the man. If you let him
in, he's going to fuck it all up. I

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mean, he seemed excited to see her. He
always seems what?

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God, are you okay?

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Plus, he emerged here pregnant!

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That is such amazing news! Because when
do you care about babies?

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Oh, my God. What are you talking about?
I love babies. I've always cared about

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babies. You literally pat Ruby on the
head like a dog.

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Okay, I don't know. They've just been,
like, trying for ages, and I'm really

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happy for them. It's lovely.

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It's lovely?

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Yeah.

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You slept with Sal.

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Oh, my God. Sorry, what are you talking
about? And you're all happy about it.

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Okay, yes, yes, I did a few times, and
it was just amazing.

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But then, like, this morning, he kind of
wanted to talk about us, and then I

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thought I just kind of left.

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No, no, no, don't do that. Don't break
his heart.

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Oh, God, I'm not. I like him. I just
don't think we need to put a label on it

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yet. You've gotten married. You've
labeled it. That ship has sailed.

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Oh, my God. Don't self-sabotage. Can you
chill out?

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We're two adults in a marriage of
convenience, and now part of that

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convenience includes firking.

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Don't say firking. Is it too thirsty for
you? It's not thirsty at all. I think it

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might be thirsty.

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No, let's get to Overwood before I
change my mind.

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So she's there.

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Hi, Dad.

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Oh, come on.

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Maybe feel old.

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Call me Stevie.

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Hi, Stevie.

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Right, we do have to drink to get a fuck
around here.

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Not to point fingers, but Harry's issues
with love are definitely this dipshit's

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fault.

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Hey, Bill, my man.

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Good timing, bro.

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Hey, Matt, what are you doing here with
Sheena? Yeah, about that. She

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asked if I could pick her up from school
early today.

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Is everything okay? Yeah, she's fine,
but you should probably have a chat to

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her. Okay.

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Where's Renee?

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Not sure.

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You haven't heard from her, have you?
She hasn't been home in the past couple

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of days.

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We had a little problem.

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I'm sorry, man. I haven't seen her.

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Renee has a habit of disappearing when
things get hard. She did it to Sal, and

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now she's doing it to TV's Matt Gibb.
Anyway, this is a little something for

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you. Oh, wow.

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Yeah. I whipped that butter myself.

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Oh, amazing.

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It'll be totally fine. Yeah.

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No prob.

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It's all good. Yeah. It's all good.
Yeah, I'm sure. And if I see Renee, I'll

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call you straight away, dude.

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Thanks, man.

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Yeah. You're the best, bro. I mean that.

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Life will pummel us with the same issue
until we deal with the root cause.

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It's like acid reflux or gout.

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Hey, Kit Kat.

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You're home from school early.

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Yeah, I just didn't feel like it.

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You know you're gonna have to tell me at
some point. You can't get mad, okay?

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Okay, sure.

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I kind of got suspended.

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Okay.

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I mean, that's not like you.

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Why? I pretended to be this guy's
girlfriend for money. And then the

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school found out and... You did what?

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We didn't do anything. I was just
helping him look cooler in front of his

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friends. I got paid for it. It was
totally transactional. Just like you and

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Harry.

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What do you mean, just like you and
Harry?

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You guys made a deal. Oh, my God,
Sheena. Those two things are completely

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different. How is that different?

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We are adults. We made an adult
decision.

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Also, we did it for stability. We did it
for you. That's the crazy part. Oh, my

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God. I'm so sorry.

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This is not your fault. This is my
fault. I'll talk to Harry, and we'll fix

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it. Dad, stop trying to fix everything.

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It's broken, okay?

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And I like Harry. At least she's around.

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It's not like mum's around. It's not
like mum cares about anyone except for

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herself. Hey, don't say that. That's not
true. Okay, I don't want to talk about

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it anymore. Can you please get out?

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Thanks.

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Dad, now, please. Okay, okay. Being a
good dad can be hard.

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Being a shitty one can be remarkably
easy. I don't even know what you mean.

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No, no.

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How's your mother?

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Whether you call her or not.

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You know what she's like.

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That woman holds a grudge.

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Can't imagine why.

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Could it be that you cheated on her a
million times, let her go to Thailand,

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didn't pay child support?

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Any of those? Did they ring a bell?
Yeah. But the wages in Thailand were

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pretty shitty.

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Oh, the wages.

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Yeah. Um, so how's, um, Indiana?

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Georgia. Shit, yeah, I knew it was one
of the states.

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Yeah, we broke up. Oh, no.

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What a surprise.

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Been a shame. Not really.

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She wanted to go to Glastonbury.

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Camping's the best in my bag.

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Right. Yeah, well, you remember what we
were like at 25.

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Oh, no, you don't, because you weren't
there.

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If you hadn't been such a Debbie Downer,
maybe I would have hung around a little

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bit longer.

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Oh,

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um, sorry.

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Dad, we have to... Oh, bullshit,
bullshit.

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Well, it's not every day your youngest
daughter gets married. We are

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celebrating.

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Anyway, it's the least you can do for
not inviting me to your wedding.

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Um... Yeah, okay.

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One. One more. One more. And then I have
to go, because I told Sal that I'd...

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Sal, is it? The ball and chain?

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I tell you what, I'll come with you.

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I'd like to meet this man that stole
your frosty little heart. No, no, no,

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no. That's not happening. We need to go.

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Sorry, are you not going to meet him?
Don't be such a buzzkill like her. Come

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on. Just because she married the
aggressively average bland cam.

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What? Dad.

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What? That's what you call him.

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Yeah, like in private. I've had about
enough of this.

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And you, you haven't even asked one
question about Ruby. Not one.

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Who the fuck's Ruby? Your granddaughter.

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You're a grandfather and you're too old
to be a sloppy drunk. Get it together.

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Stop dating 20-year-olds.

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You've got a problem, Dad.

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What kind of a name is Ruby?

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What kind of a name is Stevie?

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Honestly,

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I'm going. What? And Cam, not bland. He
had a speech impediment when he was

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younger and he just is an introvert. I
didn't... Fuck off, Harriet.

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I can't believe... Families have a way
of fighting that is painful but deeply

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familiar.

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These patterns keep playing out until we
grow.

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Vanessa, hey, hey, I was... Or die.

250
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I was joking about Cam, okay? It's not
about Cam, it's about this family. It's

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about the fact that I'm always the
responsible one and you get to do

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whatever the fuck you want. And I'm
supposed to pick up the pieces.

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My God, no one asked you to do that,
Vanessa.

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And I just want you to be happy and Cam
doesn't make you happy, okay? You're

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just stuck together because the morning
after bill didn't work.

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Don't. It's true.

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I'm in an actual marriage. And yeah,
we're not happy all the time, but life

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isn't about being happy all the time.

259
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Yeah, well, you're living proof of that,
aren't you, mate?

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You're too old to be acting like a
child. And you're too young to be this

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fucking lame.

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Okay? It's depressing.

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What's depressing you?

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Day drinking on a Monday with that
narcissist.

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Okay, thanks, Dr. Phil.

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Cool. Yeah.

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I actually think you're just shitty
because Dad likes me better.

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You don't even deserve a man like Phil.
You don't deserve it.

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We fuck off then. Well.

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Change requires looking at the reasons
you push good people away and let toxic

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ones in. Good girl. But that's hard when
you're still seeking the approval of the

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wrong person.

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Mary of Teck was the queen consort of
which British monarch?

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Henry VIII.

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George V. Correct. Which tennis grand
slam is played on time? AP Classic.

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The French Open. Correct.

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Meanwhile, Sal can't seem to get a hold
of either of his wives.

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This is, in its own way, quite
depressing.

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Vanessa doesn't get it, you know?

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It's like she's jealous or something.
She's followed all the rules, and then

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now what?

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She hates Cam. I think she hates all
men, but she's like a masochist or

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something. I dated a masochist once.

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Talk about possessive.

285
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Is that the husband?

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Keeps you on a tight leash, doesn't he?

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It's not like that, okay? Shut up. I do
what I want.

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Yeah, but he owes you now, doesn't he?

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Oldest trick in the book.

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Okay.

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Listen, we have an arrangement, okay?
It's not a real marriage, okay? It's not

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like that. We kind of did it for money,
and we're sort of gaming the system.

293
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Oh, well, this I like.

294
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Only you've got to be careful who you
get into bed with.

295
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Married men.

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Next thing you know, you'll be talking
about having kids and a dog, and your

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life's really fucked.

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You'll be gassing yourself in the garage
like your great-grandmother.

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Your wife did take after her.

300
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Can I crash at yours tonight?

301
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What?

302
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:04,820
Yes, but... That was quite good.

303
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,550
Got to take your shoes off.

304
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You have to take your shoes off.

305
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Take them off.

306
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,130
No!

307
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Where have you been? I've been out.

308
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What are you still doing awake?

309
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,910
I was asleep. You actually woke me up.

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Sorry, Captain.

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Hey,

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this is Stevie.

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He won't like it if you call him.

314
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This is your dad.

315
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Fuck me, he's gorgeous.

316
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:36,280
Wow. Looks like we've got the same type.
My dad is... Dad made it weird. I don't

317
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,620
know yet. I'm just kidding. I just guess
Harrison's self.

318
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This is... Mm-hmm. No. Okay.

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I've rested off.

320
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Can I talk to you for a second?

321
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,500
Yeah. Sheena came home and, um... Hey.

322
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,660
Is it okay if we date for a couple of
days?

323
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A night?

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Maybe one to three business days and
then we will stay out of your hair. I

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00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,520
think you promise Yeah Come on. Come on.
It's like it's like a dad to me.

326
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Yeah, he's your dad. He is my dad You
get it. See?

327
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:15,300
Yeah, she's gonna be a buzzkill be a
cool guy I

328
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,520
forgot about dinner.

329
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,080
I'm so sorry.

330
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,620
I forgot. I forgot.

331
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,860
I'm so sorry Okay, i'm gonna eat it

332
00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:29,560
Boy, you are still under that whip. Hey,
you should drink some water.

333
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,020
Hey, guys, can you keep it down, please?
Yeah,

334
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:38,520
Stevie, because it's not like that,
okay? Sal and I, cool, we do what we

335
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,760
want. No feelings asked, right?

336
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:46,240
Come and drink with us. Have a drink. I
don't want to. Come on, have a drink.

337
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,980
Hey, hey, hey.

338
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,820
Come on. Maybe you should sleep this
off. Should we go to bed?

339
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,980
No, don't be boring, man.

340
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:59,040
I don't want to do that. You're not my
wife. You don't own me, okay? I don't...

341
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,040
You know what?

342
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,640
I don't want a dog.

343
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,100
And I don't like spreadsheets, Mr.

344
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,060
Manosphere. What are you talking about?
I am talking about staying up because of

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00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,980
feminism and not being lame like some
people.

346
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,560
Okay. That's all good.

347
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,060
You do what you want. I will do what I
want.

348
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,620
I'll do that. Great.

349
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,010
Awesome. I'm going to bed.

350
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:23,710
Because I'm an independent woman. Nobody
wants to fuck a spreadsheet.

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00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,030
There

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are

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00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,370
hangovers and there are vulnerability
hangovers.

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Both are terrible.

355
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,460
Both make you want to crawl into a hole
and die.

356
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,940
Where's Sal?

357
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:07,700
I think he left at sunrise.

358
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,900
Bloody Mary. My head.

359
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,920
I have a job interview today.

360
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,700
That's pretty fucked, isn't it?

361
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:17,530
Where's the job these days?

362
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,690
It's the gig economy for fuck's sake.

363
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,190
No. Oh, my God.

364
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,910
No, my haunted mug.

365
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,910
I don't want one, Stevie.

366
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,550
I've got the painters in, eh?

367
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,850
Oh, well, more for me.

368
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,250
Harry once gave Stevie a world's best
dad mug.

369
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,030
Wake up, baby.

370
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:58,180
Hi, I just picked Sheena up. She's at my
house. Where have you been?

371
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,900
I know, I just, I needed a minute.

372
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,320
Did you have any idea what she was up
to?

373
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,140
No, I had no idea at all.

374
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,000
Can I make you a tea?

375
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,800
I think we need something stronger.

376
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,500
Oh, okay, yeah.

377
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:17,720
And I see you went to London before
that. Yeah, I moved home just before the

378
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:22,920
pandemic, but I'm so ready for the step
up in my career. I feel like...

379
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,410
I'm so sorry.

380
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:34,350
What was I... Is everything okay?

381
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,610
Yeah. No.

382
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:41,710
It's fine. What I meant was that I'm so
ready for the step up in my career and

383
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:44,410
obviously writing for an international
publication such as yours.

384
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,310
I'm sorry. Do you need to go?

385
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,290
I'm so sorry. I do. Sorry.

386
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,810
One second. I'll be back. I'm so sorry.

387
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,669
Dad, are you okay?

388
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,330
What are you... Oh, my God. You should
see your face.

389
00:18:58,550 --> 00:19:00,510
I am in the middle of a job interview.

390
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,789
Fuck that.

391
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,570
You're not a nine-to-five kind of girl.
Come on. I'm really bored. Let's go

392
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:07,750
somewhere. No. I'm busy. I have a life.

393
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,490
No. I'm busy.

394
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,410
I have a life. I'm pregnant.

395
00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:13,210
God, you sound like your sister.

396
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,590
Kill me now. Okay.

397
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,810
Sleep it off. Yeah? I have to go.

398
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,790
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Just take it
easy. I was going to put it back.

399
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,230
Sell dead.

400
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,630
gave us this money for our wedding.

401
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,930
Yeah, I can see that's why you married
him. Good call.

402
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,410
Is that why you're here?

403
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,430
Because you need money?

404
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,570
No.

405
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:39,010
Well, you could spot me a couple of
grand, couldn't you? You owe me.

406
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,209
From when?

407
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,610
You know, that trip thing you went on in
the bush.

408
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,790
Are you talking about my school camp?

409
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,129
Yeah. Okay.

410
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,130
You never paid me back.

411
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,550
Get out. Get out now.

412
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,830
She's got up your ass. You can't just do
this anymore.

413
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:58,210
You're my dad, not my useless mate. I am
an adult, okay? I have boundaries. This

414
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,209
is my house.

415
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,210
His house, you mean?

416
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,990
You think you've changed, hmm? You think
you're all smart and sorted and rich.

417
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,390
You're playing wifey, but it's just
bullshit.

418
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,630
You're a fuck-up sweetheart.

419
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,570
Like your dad.

420
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,090
You're doomed.

421
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,860
Feed myself out.

422
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,760
God, she's such a smart kid. What was
she thinking?

423
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:55,630
I feel like my only job as a dad is to
make sure that our daughter doesn't

424
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,510
become a hooker. Oh, my God, don't say
that. It is you.

425
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,990
Where did you get the idea of the fake
relationships from? It's insane. I think

426
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:03,990
it's my fault.

427
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,370
It's not your fault.

428
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:09,170
It would have been on TikTok or
something. No, it is me.

429
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:15,090
Listen, Harry and I aren't actually
married.

430
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:17,210
I mean, we are married, but...

431
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,700
We got married because of a pact we made
in high school, not because we're in

432
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,700
love. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm.

433
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120
Okay.

434
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,540
I'm sorry I didn't say something sooner.

435
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,760
Are you okay?

436
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,340
Matt and I are splitting up.

437
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,860
I'm so sorry.

438
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,040
Oh, shit. That's so sad.

439
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,580
You're not sorry.

440
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,680
I'm a little bit sorry, but mostly not
sorry. I'm the human embodiment of

441
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,680
sorry, not sorry. Okay.

442
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,780
He's just so... Nice?

443
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,500
Like all the time. Too nice.

444
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, it's like being married to a
motivational speaker.

445
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,280
Oh, the worst.

446
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,720
I like my dreams to be crushed on a
daily basis. It's too much.

447
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:09,759
Is it?

448
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,200
We're just not the right fit.

449
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,610
I think I made a mistake.

450
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:21,630
You guys will be fine. You'll figure it
out. I meant with you.

451
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:32,190
History has this annoying habit of
repeating, which should make the future

452
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,190
really predictable.

453
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,770
But that's just not how it works.

454
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,870
The past is a bitch.

455
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,310
It can hurt.

456
00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,710
But in the words of Rafiki...

457
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,370
You can either run from it or learn from
it.

458
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:58,070
No, I know, but it took me a long time
to get over you, Renee.

459
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,530
And now what?

460
00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:00,930
What do you want?

461
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:04,330
I just want you to give me a second
chance.

462
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,150
Look, we belong together.

463
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:12,650
We get the chance to do it properly and
grow it up.

464
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,720
Gina deserves that.

465
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,560
You deserve that.

466
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,360
And Harry, she isn't right for you.

467
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:22,860
She's chaos.

468
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,960
Is that really what you want in your
life?

469
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,020
In our daughter's life?

470
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,240
All marriages take work.

471
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,600
But nobody tells you what the work
actually is.

472
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,500
For that part, you're on your own.

473
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:09,440
I'd like to meet him on a corner if I

474
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,440
can.