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Still no Connor, huh?
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He hasn't been out of his room all day.
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-Oh, poor guy.
-He'll be down when he's ready.
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Well, you sure he's still up there?
My sister runs away all the time.
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Yeah, I don't think he can run away
from home at twenty-seven.
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I wouldn't know,
all of my children are still here.
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He didn't run away.
I heard him moving around.
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You were listening at his door?
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{\an8}It's called parenting and I'm good at it!
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-I'll check on him after dinner.
-Oh, thank you. That's so sweet.
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Hold on. What are you gonna say?
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{\an8}Don't know. I don't usually think
about stuff before I say it.
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We're working on that.
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{\an8}-Remember, he's in a vulnerable place.
-I know.
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And don't bad-mouth Chloe because if they
get back together you look like a jerk.
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Like this one did with Georgie.
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That was different.
I also said those things to his face.
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We're working on that.
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And don't say nice things about Chloe
either.
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We don't want him trying to get her back.
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Y'all, I've been dumped before,
I know how bad it feels.
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Oh, my God, I married you
and gave you a baby. Move on.
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-Yes?
-It's Georgie. I brought you some food.
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No, thanks.
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Are you sure? It's meatloaf.
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-The end piece?
-All burnt and chewy.
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-Thanks.
-Hold on.
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What?
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I was thinking we could hang out
and talk a bit.
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-I'd rather not.
-Wasn't really asking.
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I just want you to know
I get what you're going through.
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You do?
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When your sister broke up with me,
it hurt like hell.
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I couldn't eat. Couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't even turn on Baywatch.
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And they just added Yasmine Bleeth.
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Well, I feel like...
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Hold on.
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Hi. I was just...
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Okay, talk to me.
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Everything was good, but when she thought
she was pregnant, it all changed.
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Been there.
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She didn't see me as a struggling musician
anymore.
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Suddenly, I was a guy without a job
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who lives with his parents
and can barely take care of himself.
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-You don't know that.
-She said those actual words.
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{\an8}Yeah. And it's not like she has her life
together. Her music's not going anywhere.
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Her family doesn't talk to her.
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You've got every right to be upset.
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I'm gonna call her
and tell her how I feel.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You don't wanna do that.
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{\an8}Why not? I'm hurting, why shouldn't she?
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{\an8}Trust me, there's no version of you
making her feel guilty that goes your way.
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But it'll feel so good.
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Bro, I'm tellin' you,
you've got to ride this one out.
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I don't know if I can.
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{\an8}Whatever you wanna say to her, say to me.
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{\an8}-That's silly.
-Try it, it might make you feel better.
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Fine.
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{\an8}How could you do this?
You said you loved me.
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Keep goin'.
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I trusted you, and you turn around
and break my heart.
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Let it out.
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{\an8}We wrote songs together.
I introduced you to my family.
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We had mind-blowing monkey sex every day
for a month.
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And it's out.
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I hate to see him like this.
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Heartbreak's just a part of growing up.
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{\an8}You know, there was a time we didn't know
if he'd even have friends,
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let alone a girlfriend.
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And look at what she did to him.
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He saw a naked woman, take the win.
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How can you put a positive spin on this?
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{\an8}Well, you know, we thought he might be
alone forever. Instead there was a girl.
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He had a pregnancy scare.
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Or... He had a pregnancy scare!
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Not funny.
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{\an8}This is a good thing, Audrey.
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{\an8}You know, it's-it's kinda like Pinocchio.
He's becoming a real boy.
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So what was he before?
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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-Hey.
-What? What the hell?
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What if I call her?
But I promise to stay calm.
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Dude, we've been over this.
You've got to be strong.
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-I feel like I'm going crazy.
-I'm so sorry.
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-Thank you.
-Now get out.
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-But I'm hurting.
-I know. Get out.
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Why don't we let her sleep and you and me
watch a movie? Get your mind off things.
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-What're you thinking?
-It's hard to be sad watching Jim Carrey.
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I don't know if I'm in the mood
for a comedy.
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Stephen King? Cujo, Shining, Pet Sematary?
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You know, I heard Shawshank Redemption
is Stephen King.
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-You don't say.
-Oh, my God, get out!
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Are you sure I shouldn't see
Rocky One, Two, and Three first?
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Nah. Four's really
when the series finds itself.
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Fine! I don't wanna talk to you anymore
either!
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You were right.
I shouldn't have called her.
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You called?
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Adrian flew to Russia to support Rocky,
and I believed in love again.
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-I told you it would make things worse.
-I couldn't help it.
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-Where's your backbone, man?
-I'm doing my best.
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If you're not gonna listen to me,
leave me out of it.
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-What is going on out here?
-He called her.
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-You called her?
-I called her.
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-Why would you do that?
-I told him not to.
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How many times am I gonna get woken up
over this?
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-He called her.
-Why would you do that?
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Don't be mean to him.
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Okay, CeeCee, it's time to play
"put the toys away."
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Can you help Mommy?
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Sorry, you're busy.
Why don't you get back to me?
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-Hello.
-What's up?
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-Can you help me make a resume?
-Why?
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I need to get my life together.
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Okay. Pick up all this crap
and I'll go get the laptop.
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Sure.
Come on, CeeCee, help Uncle Connor.
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-Have you ever made a resume before?
-I've never seen a resume before.
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Okay. Well, here's mine.
We can use it as a template.
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-You type seventy-five words a minute?
-Do you want my help or not?
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You have so much experience. I have none.
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That's okay.
Let's just start with education.
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-You graduated high school.
-Barely.
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-You went to college.
-I crashed and burned in six weeks.
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Well, that's way more than Georgie
and he runs a business.
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Are you trying to make me feel worse?
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Okay. What about skills?
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-You play like every instrument.
-And look how far it's gotten me.
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I even suck at girls. And that's
the one thing musicians are good at.
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Okay, let's at least put down
your phone number.
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What?
So my mommy can answer when they call?
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All right, new plan. Day drinking.
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That is the time-honored refuge
of the downtrodden.
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Yep, and another thing musicians
are really good at.
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I remember when me and my first boyfriend
broke up.
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-Was that Dan?
-You remember him?
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He used to call me Con-nerd.
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Yeah, he was great.
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-What's going on here?
-I'm drinking my problems away.
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Isn't it a little early?
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What's in your hand?
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Cheers.
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Have you ever dealt with anything
like this?
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A breakup? Sure.
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Really? You and Mom broke up?
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I wasn't only with your mother.
I had a life. I sowed my oats.
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Hey, it wasn't for my oats
you wouldn't be here.
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So who was she?
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It was Pamela Jenkowski.
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She was two years older than me
in all the right places.
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Used to walk her home from school.
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Carried her books
and gave her my class ring to wear.
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Then her dad got transferred
and they moved away.
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Yeah, well, you know, we promised
we'd write,
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but one letter a week turned into
one letter a month,
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and finally I got a box in the mail
with my ring in it
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and a note that said she'd
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met someone else.
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But I'm over it.
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And here's your keys.
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-Thanks.
-Oh, you like Pearl Jam?
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-Yeah.
-Cool.
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I don't mean to be rude,
but do you have a boyfriend?
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-You're asking me out?
-No, no. I'm married.
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But my brother-in-law is single,
and he loves music.
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I saw Pearl Jam a couple years ago.
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-In Denton?
-Yeah.
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-I was at that show.
-So good.
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-What are you doing?
-It's called customer service.
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-You're hitting on her.
-You're hitting on her.
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For Connor. Great guy.
More hair than this one.
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I'm gonna go now.
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Can I at least get your number?
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Or can I?
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Congratulations.
You scared her off.
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-She'll be back.
-How do you know?
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She got a Subaru with a hundred-and-
eighty-thousand miles on it. She needs me.
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Yeah! Drink, sucka.
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Why are you so good at this?
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Six years of college, sucka.
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What is going on?
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Mandy's showing us
what she learned in college.
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That Dad paid for, 'cause he's a what?
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Sucka.
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So, this is your plan? Get him drunk?
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Dad was actually telling me about
the first time he got dumped.
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Pamela Jenkowski.
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You're just jealous
'cause she took my flower.
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How much have you had to drink?
And who's watching CeeCee?
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Oh, relax, Captain Buzzkill. I dropped her
off at Mary's on the beer run.
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-I'm not Captain Buzzkill.
-Great. Here you go.
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-There's a ping-pong ball in this.
-Oops, sorry.
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-So did anyone ever break your heart?
-Actually, I've never been dumped.
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-Lame!
-Boring!
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Hey! Just because I did the breaking up
doesn't mean it was easy.
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It's hard to be that person too.
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-Lame!
-Boring!
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Drink, drink, drink, drink.
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-What's going on?
-Beer pong. You're on my team.
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-Who's watching the baby?
-She's at your mother's, Captain Buzzkill.
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Here you go.
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-Ooh, you know what we should do?
-Order pizza?
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No. Well, yes.
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But also box up everything that Chloe left
in your room
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and set it on fire.
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Yeah. Screw that bitch.
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Hold on. Let's all take a little break.
Nobody's setting anything on fire.
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It's official. You married a dork.
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This is so nice,
getting drunk as a family.
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-Thank you for today.
-Don't thank me. Thank Lone Star.
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-I know what I need to do now.
-You try and call her, I will kill you.
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No, I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.
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-Good for you.
-Oh, are you gonna start a band?
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-Or teach?
-Better.
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I'm gonna write some songs
and send them to Doctor Demento.
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And he is... a psychiatrist?
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He's a DJ. He plays all kinds of
cool underground stuff on his show.
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I'm sorry.
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The plan to turn your life around is
sending a tape to someone named Demento?
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Doctor Demento.
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Didn't mean to diminish
his medical degree.
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I need to get to work.
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He's gonna live here forever.
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Or... He's gonna live here forever!
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Is that the song?
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Sounding good, Bubba.
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No, this is just a little pump-up music
I wrote
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to get myself psyched to write the song.
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-Oh, like Rocky's training music.
-Exactly.
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-I finished my song.
-Play it, play it.
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It's called "Do the Axolotl."
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I'm already confused.
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An axle what?
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An Axolotl. It's a Mexican salamander.
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Do the Axolotl
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Coughing up blood on the side of the road
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I've been run over by a heavy load
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But life's no issue
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When I regenerate my tissue
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Do the axolotl
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More confused.
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It's about the breakup.
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H-How is this about the breakup?
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I-I did some research, and it turns out
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an axolotl is one of the few creatures on
Earth that can regenerate its own heart.
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That's what I'm hoping to do.
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-W-Why didn't you say that in the song?
-I did. Were you even listening?
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Come on, do it
Do the Axolotl
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It's so good, sweetie.
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So you get it?
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Come on dance your pants off
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It's so good, sweetie.
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"Do the Axolotl."
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Do the Axolotl
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Coughing up blood on the side of the road
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I've been run over by a heavy load
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Catchy!
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But life's no issue
When I regenerate my tissue
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Do the Axolotl
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I like it.
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