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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,433 But it'll cut into my trick or treat... Ha, ha, ha. 2 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:07,937 Here we go. 3 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:11,669 But it'll cut into my trick or treat... Ha, ha, ha. I can't do it. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,245 I'm just gonna say my line and go. 5 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,513 But it'll cut into my trick or treat... Ha, ha, ha. 6 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:28,851 - What are you doing? Ha, ha, ha. - I can't get it out. Ha, ha, ha. 7 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,028 Boy, you stupid. That boy's so dumb. 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,169 Cut, cut, cut. 9 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,797 Hey, Dick Clark, what you doing here, man? 10 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,569 - You're doing a blooper show, aren't you? - Well, yeah. 11 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:49,238 Yeah, but you're doing it all wrong. You can't just jump into a blooper show. 12 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,980 - Man, what you know about bloopers? - I think I know a thing or two. 13 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:56,179 Let me, uh... Let me break you off a little something here. 14 00:00:56,423 --> 00:01:00,120 First of all, you gotta have a concept. 15 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:05,255 Okay. Okay. You mean like naked-bikini-model bloopers. 16 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,993 That's a little off topic. 17 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,932 How about something maybe related to the show? 18 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:16,136 That is exactly why you the king, man. Heh, heh, heh. 19 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:42,257 Hey, hey, what's up, y'all? Here we are at The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 20 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,397 And I'm about to take you on a special behind-the-scenes tour. 21 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:48,796 Right now we're at NBC, you know, kind of my home away from home. 22 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,198 Forgot my pass today, but it don't matter none. 23 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,397 I'm like royalty around here, you know what I'm talking about? 24 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,309 Hey, hey, brother. Brother. Brother, come on. 25 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,572 What about the march? What about the march? 26 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:08,844 Yeah. Well, they was... They was just playing, you know? 27 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,354 They do that all the time, you know. 28 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:15,187 But come on, let's go inside. Let's check to see what's going on on the set. 29 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,659 You know, backstage and all that. 30 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,161 Whoo! Ha, ha. 31 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,165 What's up, y'all? Welcome to backstage. 32 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,328 Everybody ain't allowed back here, but I'm hooking y'all up, see? 33 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:30,203 This is where we keep Makeup, Hair, Wardrobe and our dressing rooms and stuff. 34 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,469 You know what? Let's go to James Avery's room. 35 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,011 He plays Uncle Phil on the show. Look, look. See? 36 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,274 "James Avery." 37 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,311 His room number is 1730. 38 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,954 I think that's the year he was born. 39 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:52,321 Look at him. Fronting. He know he can't read. 40 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,557 Yo, James. What's up, brother? What's going on, man? 41 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,033 Hey, say what's up to the people. 42 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,631 - What's up? - Ha, ha, ha. 43 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,332 See? Now, we had all our dressing rooms hooked up... 44 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:07,070 ...to match our personalities, you know? And this here is James' personality. 45 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,978 You know, it's like early-American wino. That kind of thing he's got going. 46 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:15,086 You know, look. Oh, you know, he got his Billie Holiday picture up on the wall. 47 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,019 A little Charlie "Bird" Parker, you know. 48 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,284 Boy, I'm telling you, this man got mad flavor. 49 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,327 And let me tell you, he is a consummate professional. 50 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,555 Ha, ha. That's very kind of you. 51 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:30,260 You know what? I don't ever remember that man missing a line. Ever. 52 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:34,364 What am I about... What I'm about to do... What I'm about... What I'm about... 53 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,974 What am I about... What am I about... What am I about... 54 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,641 Would you just set this mess up? 55 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,871 What is it? I'm sorry. 56 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,950 I'm trying. God knows I'm trying. 57 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,983 Grab the list away from Will. 58 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,519 Almost made it. 59 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,351 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 60 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,720 When... When... When are you gonna come in? 61 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,521 What happened? You missed your place? 62 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,685 Thank you. 63 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,593 When... When... When are you gonna come in? 64 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,667 Boy, boy, boy. 65 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,638 Boy, boy, boy. 66 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:18,348 So, Robert, you know anything about, uh, fixing this line that I'm screwing up? 67 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:22,048 Keeping money that's not yours is wrong. 68 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,550 - Was that right? - That was it! 69 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,261 Boy, I'm telling you right now. Look, see, James' room is fly, right? 70 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:38,564 He got his cabinet here and all this stuff. This is where he keep his shoes and stuff. 71 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,797 Let's see what he got up in here. 72 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,643 Boy, I bet Noah could've used one of these Johns. 73 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,907 You know what I'm talking about? Ha, ha, ha. 74 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,641 Ha, ha, ha. He's really funny. 75 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,218 But you know, Will, ha, ha, ha... 76 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,651 ...I really want you out of my room. 77 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,527 I'll see you before the show, James. 78 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,265 Oh, hey. You know, I know. 79 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,632 Hey, let's go see what Alfonso's doing in Wardrobe. 80 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,406 Here we are. This is Wardrobe. 81 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,636 This is where they keep all our clothes and all that kind of stuff. 82 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:23,748 Oh, see? Right here is a pair of Alfonso's pants. 83 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:28,214 Hey, you know... Hey, I think he's in here. Let's go see. 84 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:31,422 Hey, hey! 85 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,091 Y'all don't wanna see that. 86 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,191 Hey, come here, come here, come here. 87 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,830 See, now, this is where the wardrobe designers... 88 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,432 ...put together all the ideas and stuff like that... 89 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,263 ...that they want Alfonso's character to wear. 90 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:45,904 I think this is his favorite. 91 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,275 What do you want? I've gotta get ready for the show. 92 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,639 No, no. Say what's up to everybody, man. 93 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:54,837 - Hello. - No. 94 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:58,506 See, I got everybody, I'm taking them backstage, I'm showing them stuff. 95 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,619 All the hush-hush undercover stuff they don't really get to see. 96 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,780 We getting prepared for the show. What do you do to get prepared? 97 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:08,449 I like to go... I sit in my dressing room. I take my script, I read it over. 98 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,222 Make sure I got my lines right, you never wanna mess up. 99 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:14,161 - It's really... - Yeah. We only got a half hour, though. 100 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,631 How about you do the Carlton dance real quick? Do the Carlton dance. 101 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,204 Ha, ha, ha. How about I don't and say I did? 102 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,900 Man, that dance is your trademark. So is overacting. 103 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:33,111 Why? No. 104 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,619 God, why'd you take him? 105 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:41,020 You. You did this to him. 106 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,455 Oh, no. 107 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,837 Ah! 108 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,842 Ah! 109 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,536 Ah! 110 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,440 Ah! 111 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,912 No! No! 112 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,522 How could you do this? Oh, God! No! 113 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,625 No. No. 114 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,990 Will, no, please! God, no! 115 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,425 Oh, no. 116 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,523 Oh, God. No. 117 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:26,103 Oh, God. How can he do that? 118 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,001 How can he do that? 119 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,735 Please, no. Oh, my God. 120 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:35,608 Look, I will not be publicly embarrassed by, um, um, a problem... 121 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:38,545 ...of me remembering my damn lines. 122 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,151 It won't happen, damn it. 123 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,617 - It ain't gonna happen. - It's okay. It's okay. 124 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:45,689 - I'm not gonna allow it, all right? - It's okay, hey. It's okay. 125 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,122 - It's over. - It's all right, man. It's all right. 126 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,659 - Let it go, man. - It's over. 127 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,091 - It's okay, man. - All right. 128 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,691 I can feel the power. 129 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,792 Yes! 130 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,034 Yes! 131 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,439 Oh, God! 132 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,011 No, no, no. That's called good show energy. 133 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,087 This is overacting. 134 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,849 I would've expected this from Carlton... 135 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,123 ...but not you. 136 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,417 Ashley, no! 137 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:18,239 Damn, damn, damn, James. 138 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,441 Cut. 139 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,917 That was from Good Times. 140 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,949 Where's my Willy, Carlton? I can't find my Willy. 141 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,559 CARLTON This little light of mine 142 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,428 I'm gonna let it shine 143 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,531 This little light of mine 144 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:52,940 This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine 145 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:59,689 This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine 146 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:11,295 This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine 147 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,641 All right, here we are. This is Makeup and Hair, right? 148 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:31,222 This is where we get our, uh, um, makeup and our hair done. 149 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:35,326 This is Karyn and this is Tatyana. They play Hilary and Ashley. Say what's up, y'all. 150 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:36,552 - Hey. - What's up? 151 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,720 I'm just showing everybody around, you know. 152 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,594 Showing them how we get prepared for the show. 153 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:42,791 Oh, hey, here. 154 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,697 - Let me put some lipstick on you. - No. 155 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,804 - I'm gonna put a little lip... - No. Will. 156 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:50,840 - People are looking. Let me put lipstick... - Will, stop it. Come on. 157 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,001 Here, let me your hair. Let me do your hair. 158 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:56,444 - No. Why don't you go bug Ta? Go ahead. Don't bug Ta. 159 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:59,675 - Let me put some lipstick on. - Will, be careful with that, please. 160 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:03,845 - I just wanna put some lipstick on you. - No, Will, that's a really bright color, okay? 161 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,718 Think they tripping now... 162 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,588 ...you should see them when they be messing their lines up. 163 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,354 I'm Hilary Banks. TV Weather Girl. 164 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,658 When I don't have my head in the clouds, I like to relax with a nice hot cup of... 165 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,292 Hot cup of... 166 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,664 Well, at first, I said... 167 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,066 Ah, shoot. Damn it. 168 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,866 - And then what'd you say? - I forgot. 169 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,636 The next thing I said, when I don't have my... Oh, shoot. 170 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:29,281 - The next thing I said... - Hilary, how many takes did you do? 171 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,439 Only 41. You'd think that would tire me out. 172 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,676 But I'm more awake now than when we started. 173 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,047 What's wrong? 174 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,916 I'm serious, Daddy. 175 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:41,082 I'm not gonna just sit here and watch you eat yourself into an early grave. 176 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:46,197 - Ha, ha. So you're gonna throw a fork at me? - I tried to keep going. 177 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,093 Do you swear to tell the truth so help you God? 178 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,735 Ha, ha, ha. I'm sorry. 179 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:58,701 With an old raggedy halter top that say, "Yeah, boy." 180 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,015 So sorry. 181 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,750 With an old raggedy halter top that say, "Heh!" 182 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,652 The camera's on me. I thought the camera was just on him. 183 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,195 I can't deal with this. 184 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,562 Just for no reason, you'll say, "Dum-dum-dee-day." 185 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,338 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 186 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,480 Geoffrey, guess what. 187 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,481 - Will saw... Heh, heh. I'm sorry. - Good job. Thank you. Good job. 188 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,051 Oh, yeah, see, she messed her line up, though. 189 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,017 Hey, Ta, listen, all right? 190 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,317 - Now, I don't play that crap! No. 191 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,653 No, no! I don't play that! Listen. - No! No! 192 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,922 I'm not playing with you! - You had the same... 193 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:55,032 I have money invested in companies that I've never even... 194 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,759 - Heard of. - Heard of. 195 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,803 Ha, ha. Oh, I'm totally... I'm so sorry. 196 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,133 No, no! 197 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,737 Help me. 198 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,374 Oh, no. This is not happening. Ha, ha, ha. 199 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,149 What are you guys doing? 200 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,823 You completely messed me up. 201 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:23,393 I looked over and you had this vacant look in your eyes. I remember it. 202 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:26,258 I wanted to go home. But don't blame me for you messing up. 203 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,366 - That was the fifth take. - Me, messing up? 204 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,558 - Excuse me. - What? 205 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:33,364 I'm just trying to figure out why I couldn't put some lipstick on somebody. 206 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,803 What is this thing about lipstick you got going on? 207 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,273 All right. We've known each other for six years. 208 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,504 - I should be able to put lipstick on you. - You got a lipstick thing going on. 209 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,740 - You're disrespecting me. - We have known each other for six years. 210 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:48,876 I think it's his turn for lipstick. He's never gotten any. Have a seat. 211 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,651 - Why y'all getting all strong? - His eyebrows need plucking. 212 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,261 - Oh, his eyebrows. Yes. - Don't be tweezing my eyebrows. 213 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,919 Right there. - Get off me. Get off... No, get off me. 214 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,225 Get off me. All right. Now, that's enough. 215 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,062 Y'all play too daggone much. 216 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,667 They be playing too much. 217 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,375 Now, come on, let's go somewhere where we appreciated. 218 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,241 All right, Rusty. - Hey, Joe. What's up, man? 219 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:22,114 Hey, Will. Nice shade. 220 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,280 Oh, no, no. Karyn and Ta, they were just playing. No. 221 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,824 Hey. Oh, everybody. Joe Marcell. He plays Geoffrey the butler. 222 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,222 - Hello. - Yeah. 223 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,627 I was just showing them clips of everybody messing their lines up. 224 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,063 But not you, man. You are refined. 225 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,568 You British. You special, man. State of the art, boy. 226 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:42,172 - Thank you, Will. - Oh, no. I mean, I'm just saying... 227 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,606 ...when you step out on that stage, man, you just get out there and you hit it. Blam! 228 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,143 - Blam. - That's right. 229 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,282 - Thank you, again, Will. - Yeah, right. 230 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:54,146 When she's not looking, break one of her crystal fusiliers. 231 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,415 I'm hawking candy bars. They're only 5 bucks. 232 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,456 Marvelous. 233 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,459 Why is it marvelous? 234 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,861 - Well, I'm off for the weekend. - Where you going, Geoffrey? 235 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,996 - Where am I going? You don't even know where you going. 236 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,332 I've not a clue. 237 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:18,104 And you are left alone standing in the dark. 238 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,278 They've started their women's weekend... 239 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,748 ...of nothing but facials, massages and... 240 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:34,048 I guess all that British stuff went right out the window, huh? Ha, ha. 241 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,753 I'm an actor, not a machine. 242 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:44,163 Yeah, whatever. Just lose the phony accent. 243 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,795 Well... Ooh! 244 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,463 If I had a watch on, I'd know I was late. I gotta go get my face right. 245 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,836 I gotta get my wardrobe and everything together. 246 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,310 For the past six years, we always come together right before the show. 247 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,075 So y'all stay tuned because it's showtime. 248 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,347 Ho! Ho! Ho! 249 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,453 How y'all feeling, fool? Hey, how y'all feeling? 250 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,262 Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 251 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:23,063 Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 252 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:31,682 Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 253 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,184 Apache, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it 254 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,460 A- hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga 255 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,023 I just have to say... 256 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:51,226 ...there's not another group of people I would rather be in this kind of circle with... 257 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,894 ...a hundred and forty-nine some-odd times. 258 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,338 Hey. Yeah. 259 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,136 - Yeah. - Yeah. 260 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,972 Ditto. Oh, ditto. 261 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,546 Even though James takes up most of the circle... 262 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,774 As well I should. 263 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:11,120 Oh, let's go out there and let's just have some fun. Give me some! 264 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:17,753 Have a good show. 265 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,454 You ready, baby? You ready? - Yes. 266 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,566 Are you ready? Come on, let's get this party, right? 267 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,461 Ugh! 268 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,767 I'm sorry, man. You all...? Are you all right? 269 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,407 Okay. You're gonna be all right? 270 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,169 All right, come on, come on. You can... No. 271 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,403 Here we go. Come on, let's go. 272 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,604 Let's go! 273 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,512 All right, guys, make some noise. It's showtime, baby. It's showtime. 274 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,047 Whoo! 275 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:47,818 All right, all right, all right. I'm coming. I'm coming. 276 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,894 Here he is, Joseph Marcell. 277 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:02,671 How about a hand? Playing Ashley, Miss Tatyana M. Ali. 278 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,206 Miss Tatyana M. Ali. 279 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,009 Here she is. There she is. 280 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:13,073 Alfonso Ribeiro. There he is. 281 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,947 Baby. 282 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:20,182 Miss Karyn Parsons. 283 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:25,023 Miss Karyn Parsons. Hilary. 284 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:30,965 Miss Daphne Maxwell Reid. Vivian. 285 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,903 James Avery. Uncle Phil. 286 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,235 Yeah, lose your mind, guys. 287 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,243 Lose your mind. Lose your mind. 288 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:46,840 Here we go, guys. MTV Music Award, Grammy, Soul Train Music... 289 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,455 ...the movie Bad Boys and, of course, guys, catch him in Independence Day. 290 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,284 How about a hand? Mr. Will "Will" Smith! 291 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,654 Mr. Will Smith. 292 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,026 Get up, y'all. Get up, y'all. 293 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,828 Get up! Get up! Get up! 294 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,163 Let me hear you say "yeah." 295 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,362 Yeah. 296 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,030 Now everybody scream. 297 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,779 Oh, yeah. Mix Master Mike, throw something on. 298 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,711 I want y'all to have fun. I'm gonna get ready. 299 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,908 I'll see y'all in about two minutes. Peace. 300 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,213 Yo, now, that was a funny show. I enjoyed seeing them guys mess up. 301 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,912 And trust me, they mess up a lot. 302 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,059 But, Will, we didn't get to see your bloopers. 303 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,457 Uh... Pssh. 304 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,893 - We out of time, though, man. - Wait. 305 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,660 No, no, no. Wait. Will, we got lots of time. 306 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,893 Trust me. Roll them. 307 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,827 Now I'm a happy chicken. 308 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,497 Will, where are you going? We haven't finished shooting the... 309 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,377 H- G, helium L- I, lithium 310 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,573 Z- M... 311 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,774 Wrong line. 312 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,010 Hey, look. Hey, look, man. 313 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,417 Check it out. Check it out, man. 314 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:01,685 If anybody know my line just tell me what it is, right? Heh, heh, heh. 315 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,588 Is this where the party is? 316 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,302 Granny, I really like you. I mean, you and Grandpa... Grand... Um... 317 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,565 That dude that you married. 318 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,739 I mean, she's Ionely and something... 319 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,107 I don't remember my lines. I was gonna babble through that joint now. 320 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,575 I just wanna say that I greatly admire your... 321 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,146 Excuse you. 322 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,551 Oh, God. Thank you. 323 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,355 Thank you so much. 324 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,222 How'd you like the bloopers? 325 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:47,268 Didn't really work for me, you know. I didn't think it was too funny. 326 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,599 Don't you gotta go see Ed McMahon or something? 327 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,266 No, no. Look at this one. I got a real beauty. 328 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,572 I'm sorry, Dick. I'll see you later, all right? Thanks a lot. 26454

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