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You're either with us or against us, Web Slinger.
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What do you say we track for door number three, a nice cozy rocket ship home?
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That's not an option.
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Look, John-John, there's nothing I'd like better than to see the Beasties take a nosedive,
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but this isn't our fight.
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Then who's is it?
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These people need us.
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So do a lot of folks back home.
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Besides, have you tasted the hot dogs on this rock?
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No, not again.
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Hey, what is it?
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Hey!
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Wow.
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I guess he has tasted the hot dogs on this rock.
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Last time somebody ran away from me like that, she was my date at the junior prom.
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Oh, my kiddie, I didn't have a date at the prom.
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That oughta do it, Doc, clean as a whistle.
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I wish you'd reconsider my offer, Phil.
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There's always room on the sofa.
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And miss out on my stargazing?
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You already do enough for the folks around here.
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I'm afraid it isn't much tonight.
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Grilled cheese, my favorite.
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You're a keeper, Doc.
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Say goodnight to Shane for me.
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All of the planets in the universe, I gotta get stuck in this hunk of junk.
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If Jameson weren't so pigheaded, I'd be spending my nights with Mary Jane, instead of serving
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time in this Twilight Zone.
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It's not like I don't sympathize with these people, but -- Hey, watch it!
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It's not like I don't sympathize with these people, it's not like I don't sympathize with these people.
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It's not like I didn't need an ambulance before it arrived.
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Tiger-san's kicking in.
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Oh, no, you don't, buddy boy.
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Nothing's getting in my way.
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Not this time!
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Hey, you guys, I'm gonna get you some food.
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Excuse me, this is no way to treat a perfectly good grilled cheese.
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Bugger-off, twerp.
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Looks like your friends don't think much of you either.
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My friends?
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I figured they belong to you.
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They aren't fans, that's for sure.
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You may get out of sight, but not out of mind.
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Forget it, bud.
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You're in no condition to travel.
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Those bums have been working this town like a couple of 49ers, only the ore they're mining
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is human, not gold.
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Tonight, I finally got close enough to stop them.
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And then you came along.
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Maybe it's still not too late.
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I don't know what your story is, but do us both a favor and keep your nose clean.
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Wait a minute, who the heck are you?
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I'll tell you this much, unlike some people, I ain't no wannabe.
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Wannabe?
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Who's he calling a...
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Ow.
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I guess Porky's blast got me worse than I thought.
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Oh, hiya, sport.
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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I thought I heard thunder.
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More like a little late night demolition.
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You better get back to...
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You okay, Peter?
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Never been better.
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Mom!
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Peter's hurt!
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Mom!
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Hey, warn the guy why don't you?
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Pupils look good.
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And if the disposition needs improving, how's your shoulder?
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Better.
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Thanks.
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But you didn't have to bother.
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I'm a fast healer, remember?
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Mom says you got that in a fight.
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And how does Mom know that?
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Call it an educated guess.
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As a matter of fact, I got caught by a blaster last night, courtesy of a couple of beasties
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snatching people off the street.
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They grabbed one guy right in the middle of his grilled cheese sandwich.
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Something's happened to Phil?
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Who?
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The man who sweeps up for me.
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Life's already treated him badly enough.
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We've got to do something.
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There's no one I can call who cares what happens to humans.
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What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry, MJ.
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MJ?
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Uh, sorry.
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My mistake.
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I'm gonna check this out, I'll call you as soon as I know anything.
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Hey Mom, if Peter's shoulder got blasted, how come his shirt didn't have any holes in
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it?
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MJ?
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Sheesh.
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How about your Freudian disasters?
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I really gotta get off this rock.
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The signal for my spider tracer's coming in loud and clear.
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Those pranks paramedics are about to get a taste of their own medicine.
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The heat from the engine must have loosened the adhesive.
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So much for my spot on the Mensa roster.
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Time for a little exploratory surgery.
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It's not exactly a friendly little camp out, no wonder there's no marshmallows.
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Still warm.
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They haven't been gone long.
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Probably waited here for a bigger vehicle to pick them all up.
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Beastie old beauty?
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An oxymoron any place in the universe but here.
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Not exactly a name you'd expect for a condiment company.
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Let's see what a string through the yellow pages will find.
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If he's anything like the security guards back on my earth, ten to one, this guy's
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working a crossword puzzle.
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What's a five-letter word for piece of cake?
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Let me spell it for you, Einstein, C-I-N-C-H.
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That was even easier than I thought.
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At this rate, I may have Phil back home before--
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You got an appointment, pal?
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Hey, he's one of them torps from last night.
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Blast him!
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Anybody know the way to the little boy's room?
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All right, Bud, you served your purpose.
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Now go home before I have to pull your bacon out of the fire again.
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I wish I could go home.
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What do you mean I serve my purpose?
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I saw you shoot what could only be a tracer at that ambulance last night, so when I lost
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them, I went back and waited for you to show up and lead the way.
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So which one of us is Slicker, me for finding this place or you for knowing I would?
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Don't push it, buddy boy.
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If you were smart, you'd be happy to be what you are, human, instead of tricking yourself
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out like a wannabe arachnid.
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You think I deliberately set out to be like this?
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No.
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I know how unexpected events change things.
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That's why I can't hurt any more humans.
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I grew up in the upper world, just another privileged brat with the usual privileged
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pals.
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To my friends, humans were like bugs.
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If they got in your way, you stepped on them without a second thought.
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My buddies didn't know about Cliff.
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He was our housekeeper's son.
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We'd been hanging together since we were babies, and he was my best friend.
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One night, the gang decided to have a little fun with humans, and I went along for the
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ride.
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I had no idea what they meant to do, and when I found out, I knew it was wrong, but I didn't
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have the strength of character to resist.
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I never saw Cliff again, but the look on his face changed my life.
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I vowed to do everything I could to stop human suffering, no matter what it took.
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A lot of folks feel strongly about something, but they don't take it to the streets?
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Isn't there some kind of ASPCH you could join?
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I tried that, but the situation needs action, not newsletters.
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Seems to me I've heard something like that before.
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What do you say we get to the bottom of all this?
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We?
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Don't worry, it won't last.
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Working well with others isn't exactly my strong suit.
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You!
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You're next!
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Bestial beauty, cosmetics... this building's a lab, with innocent humans as test subjects.
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Entry authorized.
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Now we in without a retinal implant.
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Leave it to me, Birdman.
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I've got just the ticket.
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Meet you at the side door in two minutes.
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Not bad for a wannabe, huh?
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Entry authorized, please step forward.
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Side door should be right around here.
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I love it when they don't look up.
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Took you long enough.
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Stop right there!
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Don't move!
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Found the alarm!
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Thanks, but I just got a train.
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Guard entry!
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What the heck?
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I knew I should've kept working alone.
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Where do you insects think you're going?
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To fight a kinder, gentler, and prettier bad guy?
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No jokes, buddy boy.
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Let's try a little misdirection.
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Whoa, big guy!
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That's a nasty case of indigestion.
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And then there was one.
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At least we know you can count.
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Hate when that happens.
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Take him to research and development.
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It isn't every day we get the pleasure of experimenting on such interesting specimens.
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I'm gonna enjoy this.
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Just think what it means to us.
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What it means, insect, is that you'll soon regret the moment you ever thought of going
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up against fire, Drake.
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Honestly, I'm pretty clear on that without the demonstration, thank you.
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The master is here.
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Heh.
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The high evolutionary.
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I'd be honored to meet my creator, if I didn't already hate him.
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Why should he get the credit when someone so much more deserving does all the work?
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Ram-head, you're buying all this?
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We do what we must to elevate ourselves, yes?
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It's fire, Drake, I've created a being the high evolutionary can only dream of.
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And as a result of my work here, there will be many more to come.
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Proceed.
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Something tells me we're in for more than a facial.
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I've gotta free the rest of the prisoners.
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And I'll keep Peterbreath busy.
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Get ready to fry, insect!
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And here I think you're a low fat kinda guy.
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Wait a minute.
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I've finally promised to keep fire, Drake, busy.
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Ahh!
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By the high evolutionary!
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No, sir, you were right!
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You deserve all the credit for this!
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Say goodnight, bird.
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There's gotta be something that'll put out that fire.
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Hey, that's the ticket?
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Nothing like a little super-cool liquid nitrogen.
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No, sir, you were right.
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You deserve all the credit for this.
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Ahh!
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Say goodnight, bird.
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There's gotta be something that'll put out that fire.
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Hey, that's the ticket?
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Nothing like a little super-cool liquid nitrogen.
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Say goodnight, bird.
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There's gotta be something that'll put out that fire.
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Hey, that's the ticket?
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Nothing like a little super-cool liquid nitrogen.
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Say goodnight, bird.
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Say goodnight, bird.
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Nothing like a little super-cool liquid nitrogen.
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Hey, fire Drake, cure the breath that offends with Dr. Spiderman's prescription for chronic
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flaming halitosis.
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Huh.
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I wonder if a placebo would have had the same effect.
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There he is, your tormentor.
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Let me at him.
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There he is, your tormentor.
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There he is, your tormentor.
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There he is, your tormentor.
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Wait, you don't want to do this.
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After what he did to them, what better justice is there?
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Listen to me, Vulture.
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Killing Soram will only turn all of you into what he is, a monster.
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Get out of the way.
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There are other ways to win your war, but this battle's already over.
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After what's happened, Bestial Beauty is as good as out of business.
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He's right.
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Revenge may sound sweet, but right now, home sounds a whole lot better.
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You got better than you deserve, Soram.
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Next time, you may not be so lucky.
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Nor you, Sarah.
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Only speech-bud, but in my book, you're still a wannabe.
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Here you go, Phil.
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Welcome back.
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Doc, it's great to be here, and this time, I'm going to finish my grilled cheese.
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I'm going to finish my grilled cheese.
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Okay, I'm going to finish my grilled cheese, and I'm going to finish my grilled cheese.
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Okay, I'm going to finish my grilled cheese, and I'm going to finish my grilled cheese.
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