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This is Lisa live at the Cape. Colonel John Jameson is coming to the podium to make a statement.
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Six months ago, through use of an advanced warp drive engine, the unmanned-proled Alita projected itself to the far side of the sun.
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There, Alita discovered an exact duplicate of our world, the counter-Earth.
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Then, as you know, Alita sent back this troubling final footage of its own demise.
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Due to Alita's destruction, many have questioned the wisdom of risking a manned mission to the counter-Earth.
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But this act of aggression by the people of counter-Earth demands investigation!
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That's my son. Hear that, Parker? I've always said John was a hero, haven't I?
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You sure have, Jonah. About 50 times in the past hour.
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That boy's presidential timber!
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Spider sense, tingling.
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You say something, Parker? Parker?
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Something funny's going on here. My spider sense is going full blast.
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But what could possibly be...
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Hey, what's up with those guys?
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I know.
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Venom and carnage. Looks like Jameson's going to have a couple of stowaways.
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Unless they get their tickets punched by their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Three, minus five, four, three, two, one. We have ignition.
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That's my boy, John Fuller, the right stuff!
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I don't know what the Blob Brothers are doing on John's spaceship, but he won't stand a chance against them.
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This is the best day of mine. You know, not again. It's always Spider-Man!
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Now that was a bit too close for comfort.
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa!
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Hey, you two could never morph like that before. I just may be outgunned here.
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Sorry, Redhead, but this flight's booked. Nothing's going to stop us from reaching counter-earth and the synoptic.
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The synoptic?
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I'm impressed. Snazzy new powers and a vocabulary to match.
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Too long, sucker!
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Jameson's still up there, alone with Venom and Carnage, because I couldn't save him.
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Activating warframe.
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What's that? Something coming from the cargo bay, bringing it into the cockpit.
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John!
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Someone's falling! What's Spider-Man doing up there?
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It's Spider-Man!
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What was he doing up there? Spider-Man! He did this! He sabotaged the ship! Because of him, John is--
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Hey, wait a second. It isn't my fault. I was only trying to help.
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Hold it, Spider-Man! Surrender!
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Sorry, gentlemen, but I don't do surrender.
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Please get it!
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Great. Just great. As usual, something goes wrong, and look who everybody blames.
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Meanwhile, John Jameson's alone in a spaceship with two of the meanest psychos this side of Vlad the Impaler.
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Okay!
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No! Get away!
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But this time, he's gone too far. My paper is prepared to pay ten million dollars to anyone who can identify Spider-Man or aid in his capture.
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Ten million? For that kind of money, I'm tempted to turn myself in.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Don't thank me. Just remember to support your local web-slinger.
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Hold it right there, murderer. You're not going anyplace. For all we know, this fire is your doing.
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You're blaming me? After all the times, I've risked my life for this stinking city. This is the thanks I get?
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Look out!
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Then he lunged at me, and I don't mind saying I thought my hour was at hand, but the building collapsed on him and saved my life. This is all we've found of him.
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I was so worried, Peter. I've been so worried for so long, and it seemed like it finally happened. Oh, Tiger, I thought I'd lost you.
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Last night brought a seeming end to the troubled career of the controversial masked adventurer known as Spider-Man.
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I hope so.
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Hey, MJ, did you get the number of that building that fell on me?
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Has the controversial life of Spider-Man ended? While many question the value of these masked vigilantes to our society, others remember Spider-Man as a hero, a man willing to lay his life behind his safety.
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What's wrong, Peter?
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I don't know what to do. All these years, I've been two people instead of just one, being Spider-Man, trying to do right. Sometimes I think it was all that defined me.
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There are lots of people who fight the good fight without it turning into a costumed slugfest. Peter Parker could be as important to the world as Spider-Man ever was.
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If you'll let him.
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Reed Richards has scheduled a press conference later today to discuss the wall-crawling...
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Maybe MJ's right. Maybe I have been given a second chance. Maybe Spider-Man did die in that fire last night.
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This just in. After a week of silence, a transmission from astronaut John Jamison has been received.
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Repeat. I am on counter-Earth. The situation is desperate. The creatures are... I can't do it alone. If they're not stopped here, Earth may be next.
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Jamison's still alive. And this time, if Spider-Man can't help him, maybe Peter Parker can.
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Everything checks out. The Solaris-2 Rescue Mission is ready for liftoff. T-minus two hours and counting.
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You know, I've never been sure what that guy does here.
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I've heard old man Jamison pulled some strings and got him in. He's some kind of special photojournalist from the bugle.
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Guess it's time for the world to get acquainted with the all-new, all-improved Spider-Man.
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This year's fully-loaded model features nanotechnology, discreetly borrowed from the lab of Reed Richards.
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This scientific marvel features billions of microscopic robots working in harmony to make one spiffy set of duds complete with optional anti-symbiote devices.
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Hold it right there, Spider-Man. If you really are Spider-Man...
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Don't try to stop me, Fury.
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I said hold it, web-slinger. I promise my next shot won't miss.
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Listen, Fury. Jamison's rescue is my responsibility. I'm the only one who can bring him home. And it's the only way to clear my name.
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Are you sure you know how to drive this thing? And what you're waiting for?
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If anyone can pull this off, it's Spider-Man.
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Everything's running hot, straight and clean. Now just one more minor detail.
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Listen up, world. This is Spider-Man, on my way to counter Earth to save John Jamison and clear my good name.
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Now to cover Peter Parker's tracks. And I'm going with him. Peter Parker.
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After all, what newspaper man could turn down an opportunity like this?
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And if they buy that, I've got some Florida swampland I'd love to sell 'em.
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Now, all I have to do is survive the space-time warp, figure out how to land this baby on counter Earth, and rescue John Jamison from a hostile planet.
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Remember what Uncle Ben said, MJ. With great power comes great responsibility.
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Yes, and that's counter Earth.
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I'm caught in some kind of tractor beam. The ship is out of my control. I can't break free. Not that I know where to go if I could.
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Maybe I can angle the retros and kind of slide out.
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It's working! Come on, just a little more.
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Uh-oh. Six degrees off on approach. I'm toast.
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I'm sorry, MJ. I knew I had to drive.
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Uh-oh. Something tells me that was the frying pan, and this is the fire.
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Surrender by order of Lord Tiger and the High Evolutionary.
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And everything was going so well till now.
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You're gonna have to do better than that to nail your friendly interplanetary Spider-Man.
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Wait! He calls himself.
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A Spider-Man? Perhaps he is a bestial. Leave him to us.
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Now what? The Four Horsemen of the Ridiculous?
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Hey! What amusement park did you guys escape from?
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Just fully to continue this flight, Spider-Man. Know you not that no one escapes us.
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Holy moly! Who... what... are you guys?
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We are the Knights of Wondergor. I am known to all as Lord Tiger. This is the mighty warrior Ursula.
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I get all impatient with all this talking, my lord.
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This beauty among beauties is Lady Vermin.
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We should not do battle, stranger, for you are most fair to Lady Vermin's eyes.
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And you are most rat-like to mine own.
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Flatter her.
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And finally, this proud knight is Sir Ram.
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Know you, Spider-Creature, that we are the Knights of Wondergor.
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Plenipotentia is most present of the High Evolutionary himself.
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Spider-Creature? This from a goat in knight's clothing.
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Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you and the rest of old McDonald's farm.
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But to paraphrase John Paul Jones, I have not yet begun to flee.
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Maybe I can lose him in that fog.
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I'm getting the distinct impression that these beast people are the ones running this planet.
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Man! A planet where apes drive SUVs?
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Let's see. Fish girl? Monkey woman? Giraffe guy? What is this? The Manhattan island of Dr. Moreau?
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Whoa! Ground floor coming up!
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That's what you're doing!
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Sorry to interrupt, but run!
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I couldn't bear to see anything happen to you!
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Looking for another roommate? Guess not!
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Stealth mode on!
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Whew! I thought she'd never leave! This stealth mode really heats up the suit.
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What have we learned today? Beast people are in charge and normal people live in overpopulated slums.
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I have a hunch I know where I'm headed.
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Surrender, Spider-Man! I don't think so.
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Too crowded down here for a battle. Up above, there's more room to move.
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Ursula, an assist.
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Uh-oh. You know, in another context, the idea of a goat man dressed like a doctor might be amusing.
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In truth, he has a sense of humor. I like that Nabestial.
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I would curb my ardor where I you, my Lady Vermin, we know not if this creature is in fact one of us!
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Aye, Seran, but be he human or bestial 'tis certain that he is a valiant warrior.
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Listen to Tony here. He's great!
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Ha! An excellent shape! Truly, you are either most brave or most foolhardy to make sport of Lord Tiger.
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Why not remove his mask?
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Your pardon, Excellency. It is of a technology unknown to me.
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But I should be able to pierce it with this device and obtain a DNA sample.
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Very well. Proceed.
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A DNA sample? Hold it, hold it! I broke my nails. How about a nice piece of fingernail?
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