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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
of imagination.
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Next stop, the twilight zone.
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Edna.
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Huh?
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What about gas and electric?
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What?
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The gas and
electric bill.
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How many months is that?
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Four months.
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That's one you better pay.
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Huh. That's one i can't pay.
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Oh, i wish...
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how are you,
mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, just fine, mr. Castle.
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How have you been?
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Oh, can't complain.
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Been having a lot of rain,
haven't we?
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Quite a bit of rain
for this time of the year.
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Really.
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It's good
for the flowers.
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How's that?
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An heirloom today,
mr. Castle.
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An heirloom, mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, yes,
mr. Castle.
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Been in my family
for years and years.
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It's supposed to
be very valuable.
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Hand-blown glass
is what it is.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Mrs. Gumley, it's just
a plain old wine bottle.
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Do you know
what it's worth?
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Nothing.
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If you could find
the store where it came from,
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that's what they would
give you for it, mrs. Gumley-
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nothing.
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I... i could let it go
for a dollar.
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Mrs. Gumley,
if i could spare a dollar,
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i'd give it to you,
believe me i would, but...
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well, things have
been rough here.
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I'm so in debt myself...
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i wish i could make
it more, i really do.
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Thank you, mr. Castle.
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You're
a wonderful man.
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God bless you.
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Mr. Castle...
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it's not an
heirloom, you know.
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I found it in an ash can.
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Please,
mr. Castle,
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forgive me
for lying.
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Aw, that's all right,
mrs. Gumley.
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Who knows? Maybe it'll turn out
tobean heirloom.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Gorgeous.
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She has to eat,
doesn't she?
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You don't?
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Arthur...
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we're just
around the corner
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from bankruptcy.
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You promised me,
no more handouts.
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Look, edna,
maybe all i've got left
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is to try to find some poor clod
whoicould feel sorry for.
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Maybe a man
can be a failure
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for only so long,
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and then... and then...
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and then it catches up
with him.
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Look at it, edna!
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Look at it!
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The legacy
of a hundred years.
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My grandfather owned it,
and it broke his heart.
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And then, my father-
it killed him, too.
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Look at it. Look at it.
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The meanness of it,
the shabbiness of it,
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the hand-to-mouth of it!
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It isn't just an antique shop
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where you pick up
the pitiful remnants
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of other people's failures.
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It's a shrine to failure itself,
that's what it is!
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It's a mausoleum,
a burial ground for...
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for people's hopes.
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Edna, what happens
to us anyway?
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What happens to us?
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We're not old people,
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and yet this place
is making us old.
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There must be years ahead of us
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that come without
scrimping and counting,
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and picking over
checkbooks and budgets
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and final notices
and old bills.
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Hey...
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hey!
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle-
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gentle and
infinitely patient people
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whose lives have been
a hope chest
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with a rusty lock
and a lost set of keys.
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But, in just a moment,
that hope chest will be opened,
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and an improbable phantom
will try to bedeck the drabness
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of these two people's
failure-laden lives
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with the gold and
precious stones of fulfillment.
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
standing on the outskirts,
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and about to enter,
the twilight zone.
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How do you do?
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Rather than go into any lengthy
generic explanation
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of my existence, suffice it
to say that i am a genie.
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That's quite correct.
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A genie.
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I can offer you four wishes
with a guaranteed performance.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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Mrs. Castle?
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What have you in mind?
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Arthur, what's
happening to us?
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He's a hypnotist
or something.
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Nothing of the sort.
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I grant four wishes
to the owner,
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then go back
inside the bottle
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for a century and a year
until a summons comes
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from the next owner.
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Now, i think the business at
hand is for you and mrs. Castle
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to decide upon the nature
of your four wishes,
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keeping in mind,
of course...
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edna.
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...that each wish
is irrevocable.
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Once made, it is fulfilled.
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And, once fulfilled,
it is a matter of record.
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It can only be altered
by yet another wish.
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Clear, mr. Castle?
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I think we'd better
call the police.
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Wish
for them.
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I can bring you scotland yard,
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the federal bureau
of investigation,
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or every bobby in
the city of london.
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Is it the police
you want?
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No.
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That is not what
we would wish for.
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Arthur, you out
of your mind?
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You believe him?
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Please go on,
mr. Castle.
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You were saying?
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Well, if i had a wish,
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just for the sake
of argument,
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i'd say i wanted
that broken glass
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in that case to be fixed.
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Would you like to make
it official, mr. Castle?
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Well, mr. Castle,
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is that your wish?
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Yes, that is my wish.
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I want that glass
in that display case
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to be repaired.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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You have three
wishes left.
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Three wishes.
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Three wishes,
three wishes.
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Anything we want.
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Well, think, think.
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What do you want?
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Nothing, arthur.
I want nothing.
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A new shop-
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an expensive shop
on fifth avenue.
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We could have that
just for the asking.
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Or money, edna, money!
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$100,000!
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$200,000!
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A million!
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Edna, edna,
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we wouldn't have
to grub anymore.
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We wouldn't to sit her
and waste our lives away.
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Arthur, no.
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There's something
unholy about this.
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Clothes, edna,
expensive clothes.
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Jewels,
a beautiful house!
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Anything we want,
edna!
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No more worries for
the rest of our lives.
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Money.
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Money? The simplest, mr. Castle.
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How much, and in
what denominations?
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How much do we want?
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I don't know.
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I don't know!
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A million dollars,
right here on the floor,
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in five and ten
dollar bills.
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That's what we want!
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A million dollars!
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Ask and you shall
receive, mr. Castle.
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Edna, edna!
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Edna! A million dollars, edna!
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A million dollars!
A million dollars!
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Edna, look!
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A million!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait.
So he says...
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wait. So he says,
"money?"
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So much money for me.
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I thought maybe
she's-a go outta style!
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Here you are, my friend.
Here you are.
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You pay off that mortgage
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and have yourself...
start living again.
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That's it.
Here you are, my dear.
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Here. You take yourself
that vacation,
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and bring back a boyfriend.
Don't forget.
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Mrs. Gumley. Oh, my dear.
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Here. Here. More. More!
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Mrs. Gumley, god bless you.
God bless you.
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Here you are, my dear.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You take that
home with you.
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Here you are, reverend.
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Don't you worry.
This is honest money.
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You take it and get
that church painted.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, and thank you.
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Yes, dolly,
here you are. Come here.
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You tell angelo
to get himself a new truck
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with red wheels.
Remember.
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Here you are, my...
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no need. My card,
mr. Castle.
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Office of internal revenue.
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Yes, that's correct.
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There's a matter of an
income tax, mr. Castle.
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Just send
us the bill
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and we'll
pay it.
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But send us the
bill in a hurry,
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would you please?
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My wife and i will
be taking off
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for europe
very shortly.
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Dependents?
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The whole neighborhood.
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Oh, no.
They don't count.
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What does that
figure there mean?
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A million dollars,
mr. Castle.
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Taxed on the basis
of a husband and wife,
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using the standard deductions,
you owe the government
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approximately
$907,000.
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What?
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Yes, that's correct.
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Then, in addition,
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there's a state income tax
involved which...
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using thumb rule...
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the whole thing comes
to a total of...
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roughly, mind you...
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$942,640.
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Arthur, we've already
given away a lot of money.
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Well, now, if you'll
just fill out this form
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and send it to us
with your check?
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Oh, uh... if you want
to use the installment plan,
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we'll send you a statement after
the form has been analyzed.
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Uh... mr. Castle?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just send us a bill.
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Well, we'll be seeing you,
mr. Castle.
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Good evening,
mrs. Castle.
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Well?
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$910,530.
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$910,535.
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$910,540.
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We gave away almost $60,000.
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And this goes to taxes,
and this...
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and this...
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five dollars?
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Yeah.
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Quite a wish, arthur.
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Quite a wish.
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And we haven't even
paid those bills yet.
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Mr. Castle...
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it was my suggestion
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00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,898
that you reflect
very carefully, mr. Castle.
265
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,276
Very, very carefully.
266
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,153
Now, had you made a wish
267
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:49,281
that took into account
the taxes involved...
268
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,407
oh...
269
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,658
look, you.
270
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,786
Plenty of sweet talk and
promises and the whole thing,
271
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,663
and all the time you're nothing
272
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,582
but a
con artist.
273
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,417
This time,
i want the million dollars,
274
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,668
but i want itafter...
275
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,171
arthur,
no more money.
276
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,715
You got to wish
for something else.
277
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,217
Something else.
278
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,720
How about
ten more wishes?
279
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,971
Or 20?
280
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,848
Don't be in such
a hurry, arthur.
281
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,350
Then you think
of something!
282
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,727
I'm afraid wishing
for more wishes
283
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,604
isn't permitted, mr. Castle.
284
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,230
Frankly, i'd be afraid
to have you try
285
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,107
for fear of the consequences.
286
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,859
What consequences?
287
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,736
Why do you keep
losing your temper?
288
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,864
Well, you're no help
for me. That's for sure!
289
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,741
Here we stand
in this crummy little shop,
290
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,243
with the whole world
out in front of us,
291
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,120
with anything to wish for
that we want,
292
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,997
and you just
stay on my back...!
293
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,916
Arthur!
294
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,418
Edna.
295
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:47,047
What... what's
happening with us?
296
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,175
What's going on?
297
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,303
Oddly enough,
mr. Castle,
298
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,554
this is the normal pattern
299
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,431
that seems
to be generally followed-
300
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,558
great excitement,
great emotionalism.
301
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,310
Strangely enough,
302
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,813
hard to believe
though it may be,
303
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:05,315
only a modicum of happiness.
304
00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:10,821
Well...
you got a couple
305
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,697
of cheap customers
here, mister.
306
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:16,451
People that haven't
known much happiness.
307
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,579
What? What? What
do we wish for?
308
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,831
I wish
i knew, arthur.
309
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,749
I don't know!
310
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,835
What about it, genie?
311
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,086
What can
we wish for now?
312
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,630
What can come to us
without tricks?
313
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,382
Without tricks!
314
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,259
I question the semantics here,
mr. Castle.
315
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,510
There are no tricks involved.
316
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,012
There are simply normal
and understandable outgrowths
317
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:39,766
and conditions
that go with any windfall.
318
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,643
No matter what you wish for,
319
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,397
you must be prepared
for the consequences.
320
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,780
Something without
consequences.
321
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,283
Something dead sure.
322
00:17:56,324 --> 00:18:00,036
Something anchored,
something airtight.
323
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,918
Edna, i think
i got it.
324
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,714
I think i know
what it is.
325
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,591
What, arthur?
326
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:15,093
Power. Power, edna.
327
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,847
To be in charge
of something...
328
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,349
the boss...
to be a leader.
329
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,477
We could wish
for that.
330
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:25,729
Possible.
331
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:26,980
Very possible.
332
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,608
President of a corporation?
333
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:30,859
That sort
of thing?
334
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,361
He could go bankrupt.
335
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,738
Mayor of a city?
336
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,115
You get voted out of office,
then what?
337
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,618
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
338
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,369
I know what.
339
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,497
Head of a country.
340
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:47,667
Ruler of a whole country.
341
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,502
That's it.
342
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:53,423
What about it, genie?
343
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,300
I want to be the
head of a country
344
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,177
who can't be voted
out of office.
345
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:59,304
Do you want to be more specific
than that?
346
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,681
Wait a minute.
347
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,184
Let me give it to you this way.
348
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:07,938
I want to be the head
of a foreign country
349
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:11,066
who can't be voted
out of office,
350
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:14,194
but it must be
a contemporary country.
351
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:15,445
Contemporary?
352
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,696
Within this century.
353
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,448
No problems.
354
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,202
What about consequences?
355
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,997
Consequences, mr. Castle?
356
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,832
I've already told you.
357
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:32,837
You run the risk of consequences
no matter what you wish for.
358
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,258
All right, then.
359
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,890
Go ahead, arthur.
You wish for that.
360
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,521
I want to be the ruler
of a foreign country,
361
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:52,148
just as i've
described it.
362
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,150
Go ahead, genie.
363
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,027
Take over.
364
00:19:56,069 --> 00:20:00,782
As you wish, mr. Castle.
365
00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:19,592
From now on, it's
just a mass suicide.
366
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,095
Well, what about
it, fuhrer?
367
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,223
Head of a country.
368
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,351
Can't be voted out
of office.
369
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,602
I'm hitler.
370
00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:31,479
I'm in a bunker.
371
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,356
It's the end of the war.
372
00:20:38,361 --> 00:20:40,864
Mein fuhrer.
373
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:47,745
What you asked for.
374
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:50,248
Very quick...
375
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,002
and very painless,
mein fuhrer.
376
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:58,423
And we have
the gasoline outside
377
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,551
for you and miss braun
378
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,679
when you finish.
379
00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:52,894
I wish... i wish i were back
where it all started.
380
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:56,648
I wish i were
arthur castle again!
381
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,658
What's the matter,
arthur?
382
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:07,909
You look so funny.
383
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,160
What happened?
384
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:13,581
I had a wish
fulfilled.
385
00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:17,335
Number four.
386
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:21,089
All the wishes ended
the same way-
387
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,217
in fragments,
little pieces.
388
00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:29,222
Funny thing, though.
389
00:22:29,263 --> 00:22:34,227
This place... this... this
place doesn't look half bad.
390
00:22:34,268 --> 00:22:36,104
You all right?
391
00:22:36,145 --> 00:22:37,981
Oh, i'm fine.
392
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:41,109
Well, maybe we'll stop
wishing for a while.
393
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:44,237
And, since we obviously
can't afford
394
00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:45,488
a brand-new life,
395
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,990
suppose we give the
old one a paint job
396
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,867
or something?
397
00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:56,165
I think that's
a very good idea.
398
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,668
What are you
laughing at?
399
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,170
We came out of it
ahead anyway.
400
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,055
Shouldn't be
a total loss.
401
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,503
A word to the wise now
402
00:23:42,503 --> 00:23:44,380
to the garbage collectors
of the world,
403
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,883
to the curio seekers,
to the antique buffs,
404
00:23:47,508 --> 00:23:50,011
to everyone who would try
to coax out a miracle
405
00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:51,888
from unlikely places.
406
00:23:57,768 --> 00:24:00,897
Check that bottle you're taking
back for a two-cent deposit.
407
00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:03,399
The genie you save
might be your own.
408
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:06,527
Case in point,
mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
409
00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,030
fresh from
the briefest of trips
410
00:24:09,071 --> 00:24:10,907
into the twilight zone.
411
00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:18,080
Rod serling,
creator of the twilight zone,
412
00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:20,583
will tell you
about next week's story
413
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:24,462
after this word
from our alternate sponsor.
414
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:27,548
And now, mr. Serling.
415
00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:30,676
Next week, we take you
into this 8x8 hotel room,
416
00:24:30,718 --> 00:24:33,804
and we watch a penny-ante crook
make a decision.
417
00:24:33,846 --> 00:24:35,681
You better ask the room clerk
the number of this room,
418
00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,600
and then come on up.
419
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,354
Mr. Joe mantell is the nervous
man in the four dollar room.
420
00:24:41,395 --> 00:24:43,231
That'sthe twilight zone
next week,
421
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,107
and we'll be waiting for you.
422
00:24:45,149 --> 00:24:46,984
Thank you and good night.
423
00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:33,864
Be sure and see
the colgate-palmolive company's
424
00:25:33,906 --> 00:25:36,367
new comedy show
my sister eileen
425
00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,495
wednesday night
on many of these same stations.
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