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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,020 ROY, ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE CHUCKLE? 2 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,520 WATCH THIS. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,530 [people chattering] 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,530 [telephone dinging] 5 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,000 [telephone ringing] 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,330 GOOD AFTERNOON. SANDPIPER AIR. 7 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:18,200 DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN? 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,570 WHO IS THIS? 9 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,570 IT'S LOWELL. 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,640 OH, HELLO, LOWELL. 11 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:30,150 HI, FAY. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,950 UH, HOW'S YOUR DAY? 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:33,880 FINE. 14 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:36,420 HOW'S YOUR WIFE AND KIDS? GREAT. 15 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,020 HOW'S, UH, YOUR COLD? 16 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,520 OH, 17 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,160 MUCH BETTER. THANKS FOR ASKING. 18 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,400 BEFORE I FORGET, UH, YOU BETTER LET HIM OUT. 19 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:48,630 WHO? 20 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:50,970 PRINCE ALBERT. 21 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:54,140 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GET ME EVERY TIME. 22 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,140 I TELL YA, IT'S FOOLPROOF. 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,380 NOT IN THIS CASE. 24 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,380 [seagulls cawing] 25 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,220 HEY, BRIAN, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OVER THE DROP AREA. 26 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,720 OH. MMM! I'VE NEVER STOCKED A LAKE WITH FISH BEFORE. 27 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,220 THIS IS KIND OF EXCITING. 28 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,720 YEAH, IT'S EVERY PILOT'S DREAM, 29 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,720 DROPPING TROUT OUT OF AN AIRPLANE. 30 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,730 IT'S THE PART OF THE LINDBERGH FLIGHT YOU DON'T HEAR MUCH ABOUT. 31 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,800 HEY, IT'S THE OFF-SEASON. IT PAYS THE BILLS. 32 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,500 DON'T THEY USUALLY STOCK THESE LAKES WITH TRUCKS? 33 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,000 I UNDERBID CHARLEY DOWN AT CHARLEY'S BAIT AND TACKLE. 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,200 YES, AND NOW YOU CAN BOAST THAT YOU GOT THE BETTER OF A MAN 35 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,710 WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME DOWN AT THE PETTING ZOO 36 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,710 STUFFING GOAT CHOW DOWN HIS PANTS. 37 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,040 [laughing] 38 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,550 OK, BRIAN, JUST YELL "NOW" WHEN WE'RE OVER THE LAKE. 39 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,550 RIGHTY-O. 40 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,180 HEY, HELEN. YEAH? 41 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,720 WANNA TAKE THE CONTROLS FOR A MINUTE? 42 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,720 WHAT? 43 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,220 WHY, GO AHEAD. NO, BRIAN. 44 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,220 IT'S A RUSH. 45 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:56,730 [whistles] BRIAN, I CAN'T DO THAT. 46 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,730 [stuttering] NO, I REALLY COULDN'T. COULD I, YOU THINK? 47 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:02,230 YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD, TAKE THE YOKE. 48 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,270 [gasping] 49 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,770 OOH. MMM. 50 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,540 BEATS TOSSING FRENCH FRIES INTO DEEP FAT, HUH? 51 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,050 I'LL SAY. HUH. 52 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:19,050 BUT I'M JUST HOLDING ONTO THE WHEEL. I'M NOT REALLY FLYING IT, RIGHT? 53 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,050 [giggling] UH, YOU ARE NOW. 54 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,550 NOW? YES, NOW. 55 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,050 [splashing] THERE THEY GO. 56 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,060 WHAT? 57 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,260 YOU SAID "NOW." I DROPPED THE FISH. 58 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,760 NO, I WASN'T TALKIN' TO YOU. I WAS TALKIN' TO HER. 59 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,770 WONDER HOW LONG TROUT CAN LIVE IN TREES. 60 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,850 THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF MY DOG 61 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:51,850 WHILE I'M IN BOSTON, FAY. 62 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,350 OH, MY PLEASURE, ROY. I LOVE DOGS. 63 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,150 I'M SURE BRUTUS AND I'LL GET ALONG FINE. 64 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,920 ARE THERE ANY SPECIAL LITTLE TREATS THAT HE LIKES? 65 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,420 ANYTHING THAT PUTS UP A FIGHT. 66 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,430 [laughing] 67 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:06,060 OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ROY. HE'S SUCH A SWEET-- 68 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,060 [Brutus growling] 69 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,700 MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 70 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,200 CAN'T YOU PUT HIM IN THE KENNEL? 71 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,210 NOT ANYMORE. THEY BANNED HIM FOR LIFE. 72 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,210 SOME TRUMPED-UP STORY ABOUT A MISSING CHIHUAHUA. 73 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,480 GEE, I DON'T KNOW, ROY-- OH, COME ON, FAY. 74 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,150 NOW, YOU CAN'T BACK OUT ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE. AND YOU PROMISED. 75 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:30,990 WELL-- OOPS, THERE'S MY PLANE. I GOTTA GO. 76 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:32,420 I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 77 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,790 HERE'S HIS MUZZLE, FEEDING GLOVE, AND DISCIPLINE STICK. 78 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,860 OH, AND ONE MORE THING. 79 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,360 IF HE LOWERS HIS EARS AND HIS PUPILS GO COMPLETELY BLACK, 80 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,900 RUN LIKE HELL. HAVE FUN. 81 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,900 [Brutus snarling] 82 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,810 HEY, THERE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 83 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:52,810 JOE, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME TO FLY. 84 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,310 YOU? YES. 85 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,480 YOU WANT TO FLY? YOU? 86 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,480 MISS "I DON'T DATE PILOTS" WANTS TO BE ONE? 87 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,320 [laughing] 88 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,820 JOE, EVER SINCE I HAD THOSE CONTROLS IN MY HANDS THIS MORNING, 89 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,890 IT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF. THAT POWER, THAT FREEDOM. 90 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,390 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT, HUH? YEAH. 91 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,860 I GUESS ALL THOSE TIMES YOU WENT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FLYING, 92 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,530 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING. 93 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:13,360 GEE, IT ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE RIVETED. 94 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:16,170 RIVETED, COMATOSE. IT'S A FINE LINE. 95 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,370 HEY, BRIAN, GET A LOAD OF THIS. 96 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,510 HELEN WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO FLY. 97 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:25,010 YOU? YOU WANT TO FLY? YOU, 98 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:27,010 MISS "I DON'T DATE PILOTS" WANTS TO BE ONE? 99 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,510 [both laughing] 100 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,720 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. JOE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING. 101 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,220 I KNOW. I WAS EAVESDROPPING. 102 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,920 OK, JOE, SO YOU'LL TEACH ME TO FLY? 103 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,320 [exclaiming] YEAH SURE. WHY NOT? HEY, YOU KNOW, 104 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,790 MAYBE I COULD FIND A FEW OTHER STUDENTS AND START A LITTLE FLIGHT SCHOOL. 105 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:45,190 BRIAN, YOU COULD TEACH THE AIR STUFF AND, SINCE I'M GROUNDED, 106 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,500 I COULD TEACH THE GROUND STUFF. 107 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,260 AIR STUFF, GROUND STUFF. I'M LOST. HOW ABOUT YOU, HELEN? 108 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:52,270 YEAH, I--I LIKE THAT IDEA. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN IT STARTS. 109 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,140 GREAT. THANKS. OH. OH, HELEN, BY THE WAY, UH, 110 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,270 DO YOU WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT? 111 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,270 UH, ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT A DATE 112 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,080 OR YOU JUST WANNA GO TO A MOVIE? 113 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,340 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 114 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,350 WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE DURING THE MOVIE. 115 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,950 UH, BRIAN. 116 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,450 ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 117 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,450 THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE PERSONAL. 118 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,960 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER. 119 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,420 NOW WHERE WERE WE? 120 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,830 OH, YES, I WAS TRYING YOUR PATIENCE. 121 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:22,830 UH, YOU KNOW, HELEN, WHEN I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE MOVIES 122 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,230 I WAS REALLY JUST ASKING AS A FRIEND. 123 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,740 OH, GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING THAT YOU MEANT. 124 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,240 YOU KNOW, AFTER THAT FIRST DATE 125 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,670 THIS WHOLE DATING THING DIDN'T SEEM TO GO SO WELL. 126 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,980 YEAH, NO KIDDING, WE NEVER EVEN WENT ON A 2ND DATE. 127 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,380 OH, YOU NOTICED THAT, TOO? 128 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,650 SO, WE'RE NOT DATING. 129 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,080 OBVIOUSLY NOT. 130 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,080 GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES AND ENJOY OURSELVES. 131 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 GREAT. 132 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,090 BOY, US DATING WAS ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS 133 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,890 TO COME DOWN THE PIKE IN A LONG TIME. 134 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,160 WHAT WERE WE THINKING? I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,660 PROBABLY HOPING WE WOULD FALL IN LOVE 136 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,670 AND GET MARRIED AND BE DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 137 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,670 [both snorting] 138 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:06,180 WELL, OK, I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO BEGIN. 139 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,050 UH, LOWELL, LOWELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT UP HERE WITH THE OTHERS? 140 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:10,550 WELL, OK, JOE, 141 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:14,920 I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I WAS KISSING UP TO THE TEACHER. 142 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,290 BUT, LOWELL, BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE CIGARS AND BRANDY. 143 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:20,290 MY PLEASURE, JOE. 144 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,360 HI, I'M JOE HACKETT, 145 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,860 AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE INAUGURAL CLASS 146 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,360 OF THE HACKETT FLIGHT ACADEMY. 147 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,370 WHERE OUR MOTTO IS, "SAFETY FIRST, FUN SECOND." 148 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,370 UH, YES, HELEN? 149 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:33,600 I WANNA GO UP IN A PLANE. WHEN DO WE GET TO FLY? 150 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,100 HELEN, 151 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,610 AN AIRPLANE IS AN INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED PIECE OF MACHINERY 152 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:41,610 WITH DOZENS OF DIALS AND SOPHISTICATED INSTRUMENTS 153 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,110 THAT HAVE TO BE THOROUGHLY UNDERSTOOD 154 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,080 BEFORE YOU TAKE IT THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR. 155 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,080 OH. 156 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,080 SO, LIKE, AFTER LUNCH? 157 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,090 JUST BE PATIENT. YES, LOWELL? 158 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:55,090 UH, JOE, WILL THERE BE A QUESTION ABOUT THE MOTTO ON THE FINAL EXAM? 159 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:55,990 NO. 160 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,000 [sputtering] 161 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,770 OK. ANYWAY, UH... 162 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:05,640 [sputtering] 163 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:06,970 ANYWAY, JUST TO GET ACQUAINTED, 164 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,810 WHY DON'T WE ALL SHARE WHY WE WANT TO FLY? HELEN? 165 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:15,110 BECAUSE FLYING A PLANE IS... 166 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:17,680 ORGASMIC. 167 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:23,250 OK. LOWELL? 168 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,650 HELEN TOOK MY ANSWER. 169 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:33,000 UH, MRS. WINDSOR? 170 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 HELLO, I'M CATHY WINDSOR FROM WAUWINET. 171 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,500 I'VE BEEN A HOUSEWIFE FOR OVER 23 YEARS 172 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,000 AND I'M HERE BECAUSE I WANNA LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DEATH. 173 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,340 OK, JUST REMEMBER, SAFETY FIRST. 174 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:48,340 NOW, IN TODAY'S CLASS WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE BASICS OF FLIGHT. 175 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,610 YES, HELEN? SO YOU'RE SAYING 176 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,910 THAT WE'LL BE FLYING IN LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS? 177 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,150 NOT IN MY PLANE, YOU WON'T. 178 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,550 WE GOT A LOT OF MATERIAL TO GET THROUGH HERE, PEOPLE. 179 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:58,590 ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST START BY TALKING ABOUT THE 4 FORCES 180 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,090 THAT ACT UPON A PLANE IN FLIGHT. 181 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,060 [sharpening pencil] 182 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,490 THOSE FORCES ARE LIFT, 183 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,860 THRUST, DRAG, AND WEIGHT. 184 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,860 [sharpening pencil] NOW LET-- UH-- 185 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:11,000 LET'S START WITH LIFT. 186 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,970 [stuttering] NOW, LIFT--LIFT-- 187 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,510 HEY, LOWELL. LOWELL. 188 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,740 CAN I BORROW THAT PENCIL SHARPENER FOR A SECOND? 189 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,110 UH, SURE, TEACH. 190 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,880 A LIFT CAN BEST BE EXPLAINED BY BERNOULLI'S THEOREM 191 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:30,390 WHICH STATES THE FASTER A FLUID MOVES PAST AN OBJECT... 192 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:35,390 ...IN A NUTSHELL, IS THE THEORY OF LIFT. 193 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,000 ANY QUESTIONS? YES! 194 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 IT'S BEEN 6 FREAKIN' DAYS AND WE'RE STILL ON LIFT! 195 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 6 DAYS! 196 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 6 MIND-NUMBING, 197 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,300 COMA-INDUCING, SUICIDE-PROVOKING DAYS 198 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,570 OF PURE AND UTTER HELL! 199 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,680 DID WE FORGET TO RAISE OUR HAND? 200 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,680 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 201 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,680 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. 202 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,180 UH, YEAH, WHY DON'T WE ALL TAKE A BREAK. 203 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,180 WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL HAVE A QUIZ. 204 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,690 YOU'LL NEED A NUMBER 2 PENCIL. 205 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,690 CAN I BORROW A NUMBER 2 PENCIL? 206 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,900 HEY, HEY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 207 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,400 IT WAS ABOUT QUITTING, JOE, WHICH I JUST DID. 208 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,270 WHY? 209 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:20,770 YOU'RE BORING. YOU'RE BORING! 210 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:23,270 YOU'VE MANAGED TO SUCK EVERY OUNCE OF EXCITEMENT 211 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,180 OUT OF THE MOST EXCITING THING I'VE EVER DONE. 212 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,680 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU DON'T FIND IT AS EXCITING AS MY OTHER STUDENTS DO. 213 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,180 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 214 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,680 LOWELL SPENT THE ENTIRE CLASS YESTERDAY WATCHING AN ANT 215 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,550 PUSH A GRAIN OF SALT ACROSS HIS DESK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 216 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,050 I ENVIED HIM! 217 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,990 YOU'RE A BITTER WOMAN, HELEN. 218 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,890 I'M GONNA GO BACK INTO CLASS. I SUGGEST YOU JOIN ME. 219 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,700 (Brian) PSST. HEY, LITTLE GIRL. 220 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,070 DO YOU WANNA FLY? 221 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,440 I'LL LET YOU FLY. 222 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,050 HI, FAY. 223 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,560 (Fay) HI, ROY. HOW WAS THE TRIP? IT WAS GREAT. 224 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,560 WHERE'S BRUTUS? WHERE'S MY LITTLE MEAT GRINDER? 225 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,390 OH, HERE HE IS. 226 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,660 HE'S OUT OF HIS CAGE! FAY, HE'S... 227 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,700 YOU... 228 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,200 [Fay cooing] 229 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,370 YES. 230 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,570 (Roy) BRUTUS? 231 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,410 FAY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 232 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:32,910 NOTHING. I TREATED HIM VERY WELL. 233 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:36,980 NOW, I GAVE HIM MY YANKEE POT ROAST, I LET HIM SLEEP ON MY BED. 234 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,980 AND I RUBBED HIS TUMMY. 235 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,480 [growling contentedly] 236 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:41,980 [cooing] 237 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,050 FAY, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM? 238 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:47,060 YOU SPOILED HIM. YOU TURNED HIM INTO A SISSY DOG. 239 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,030 HE IS NOT A SISSY DOG. 240 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:52,860 HE JUST GOT IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE. 241 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,430 COME ON. 242 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,440 YOU MAKE ME SICK. 243 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,440 THAT BOW IS COMIN' OFF RIGHT NOW! 244 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,940 [Brutus barking] 245 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,440 [Brutus snarling] 246 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,110 ALTHOUGH IT--IT DOES SET OFF YOUR EYES. 247 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,220 HEY, BRIAN, COME ON, LET'S GO FLY. 248 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,220 NO, WE CAN'T TAKE THE PLANE UNTIL JOE LEAVES AND HE'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW 249 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,820 TRYING TO INJECT SOME HUMOR INTO TOMORROW'S LESSON. 250 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,320 OH, FORGET ABOUT IT. HE'LL BE IN THERE ALL NIGHT. 251 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,860 WE'LL NEVER GET THE PLANE OUT OF HERE. 252 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,360 WELL, THAT MIGHT BE TRUE 253 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360 IF YOU WERE TALKIN' TO SOMEBODY WHO KNEW RIGHT FROM WRONG, 254 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,360 BUT, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, YOU'RE WITH ME. 255 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,370 THE SUCCESSFUL PILOT IS THE OBSERVANT PILOT. 256 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:39,380 YOU'VE GOT TO BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON AROUND YOU. 257 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,880 AND YOU MUST BE RESPONSIVE TO EVERY MOVEMENT OF YOUR AIRCRAFT. 258 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,380 GOOD. 259 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,380 IT'S GOOD. 260 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,390 OK, BRIAN, WHEN DO I GET TO FLY? 261 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,390 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. 262 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:57,890 OR NOT. 263 00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:01,400 PERSONALLY, I FIND FLYING AL FRESCO QUITE LIBERATING. 264 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,900 OK, OK, TAKE THE YOKE. 265 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,070 [exclaiming] 266 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,570 [moaning] 267 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,640 I REMEMBER THIS. 268 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,640 YEAH, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE LEFT RUDDER 269 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,150 'CAUSE YOU'RE STARTING TO YAW A LITTLE BIT. 270 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,650 RUDDER, RUDDER? THAT IS THE PEDAL. OK. RIGHT THERE, OK? 271 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650 RIGHT. 272 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:26,160 YES. TURN, BABY, TURN. 273 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160 TURN FOR MAMA, BABY. 274 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,660 TURN, SLOW AND LONG. 275 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,760 HELEN, PLEASE, STOP DOING THAT. 276 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,430 OH, STOP TURNING? 277 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,940 NO, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE STARTIN' TO GET ME HOT. 278 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,770 I MEAN, YOU ARE DATING MY BROTHER. 279 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,780 WELL, ACTUALLY NOT, WE DECIDED IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 280 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,480 REALLY? YEAH. 281 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,750 JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE RIGHT RUDDER. 282 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,750 [moaning] OH, YES. 283 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,750 GIVE IT RUDDER. 284 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,260 [moaning] OH, YEAH. 285 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,060 MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 286 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,730 [moaning] 287 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,370 [exclaiming] 288 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,340 [moaning] 289 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,400 [metallic rattling] 290 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 WHAT WAS THAT? 291 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,410 SHUT UP AND KEEP TURNING. 292 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:21,910 NO, BRIAN, WHAT WAS THAT? 293 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:25,410 BAH, IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A LOOSE FIRE EXTINGUISHER OR SOMETHING. 294 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,420 HERE, HOLD A STEADY COURSE. I'LL CHECK IT OUT. 295 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 OK. 296 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,420 OH, YEAH-- OH, GOD! 297 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,490 OH, GOD! BRIAN, I'M SO SORRY! 298 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,490 I SWEAR, I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 299 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,490 BRIAN? 300 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,730 BRIAN? 301 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,230 OH, BRIAN, QUIT FOOLING AROUND. 302 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,500 OH, LORD! 303 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000 OH! 304 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,440 [exclaiming] 305 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,340 OK, BRIAN, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME, THIS IS NOT VERY FUNNY. 306 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,640 OH, GOD! OH, GOD! 307 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,980 OH, GOD! OH! OH! 308 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980 OH, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. 309 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,980 OH, GOD! 310 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,620 OK, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, HELEN. 311 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,620 NOW, YOU HAVE HAD 6 DAYS OF GROUND SCHOOL. 312 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,120 YOU KNOW LOTS OF STUFF. 313 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,830 ABOUT LIFT. OH, GOD! 314 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,300 [gasping] OK. OK. 315 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,300 HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? 316 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,800 (man on radio) THIS IS NANTUCKET TOWER. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 317 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 OVER. 318 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,340 UM, UH--UH, YES, THIS IS-- THIS IS HELEN CHAPEL. 319 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,970 YOU KNOW, FROM THE LUNCH COUNTER? 320 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,640 COULD I PLEASE TALK TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO LAND A PLANE? 321 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,780 THE TOWER JUST CALLED. 322 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,780 HELEN'S UP IN THE PLANE. BRIAN IS OUT COLD. 323 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,720 SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING. 324 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,120 ALL RIGHT. NOBODY PANIC. 325 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,620 THE FIRST THING IS... UH--UH, NO, UH... 326 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,960 [stuttering] 327 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,730 FAY, CALL 911. 328 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,230 TELL 'EM TO NOTIFY THE PARAMEDICS WE HAVE A POSSIBLE CRASH LANDING. 329 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,730 THEN CALL THE HOSPITAL, TELL 'EM TO GET THEIR TRAUMA TEAM TOGETHER, 330 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,230 JUST IN CASE. 331 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,100 ROY! 332 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,430 [gasping] WAIT, HELEN IS ABOVE-- 333 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,300 [stuttering] ROY! 334 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,370 SNAP OUT OF IT! 335 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,180 CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. TELL THEM WE HAVE FOAM AND DRY CHEMICALS HERE, 336 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,180 BUT I WANT THEIR 2 NEWEST PUMPER TRUCKS HERE ON THE DOUBLE. 337 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,180 TELL 'EM I KNOW IT TAKES 8 MINUTES TO GET HERE. I WANT 'EM HERE IN 4. 338 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,180 I'M GONNA GET THE FOAM TRUCK OUT ON THE RUNWAY. 339 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,690 NOW LET'S MOVE IT! THIS IS FOR HELEN! 340 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,260 LOWELL, THE RUNWAY IS THIS WAY. 341 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,260 RIGHT! 342 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400 WHAT'S THE SITUATION, WALTER? 343 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,900 HER ALTITUDE'S 3,500, HEADING... 344 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,900 210, CEILING IS 10,000, BROKEN WIND 170, TRUE AT 5 KNOTS. 345 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,910 I'VE MOVED OUT THE TRAFFIC IN THE AREA. SHE'S CLEAR TO LAND. 346 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,340 GOT SOME APPLES OVER HERE, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 347 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,710 [stuttering] NO, THANKS. 348 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,650 I BELONG TO THE FRUIT-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB. 349 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,390 NEXT MONTH: MANGOS. 350 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,090 HELEN, I CAN'T SEE YOU. 351 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,590 SO THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO 352 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,360 IS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FLYING LEVEL. HOW'S YOUR ATTITUDE? 353 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,360 HOW'S MY ATTITUDE? HOW IS MY ATTITUDE? 354 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,360 IT STINKS! THAT'S HOW MY ATTITUDE IS! 355 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,370 I'M FLYIN' IN A GAS TANK WITH WINGS! 356 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,870 HOW WOULD YOUR ATTITUDE BE? 357 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,700 YOU GOTTA HELP ME, JOE. I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! 358 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,840 I MEANT THE PLANE'S ATTITUDE. 359 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,610 OH, UM... 360 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110 UH--UH, WELL, 361 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:13,120 THE--THE WINGIE THINGS ARE LEVEL WITH THE HORIZON THING. 362 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,850 GOOD. OK, NOW, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 363 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,860 LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 364 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,860 [sighing] 365 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,090 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TALK HER DOWN. 366 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,600 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU UP HERE, JOE. 367 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,600 I DON'T GET MUCH COMPANY. 368 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,530 DID YOU SEE THAT BRUINS GAME YESTERDAY? 369 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:34,040 WALTER, CAN WE CHAT LATER? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE CRISIS. 370 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,540 I SAW THIS HAPPEN ONCE BEFORE-- 371 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,540 AND IT TURNED OUT FINE? 372 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,880 I FORGET. 373 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,010 PRETZEL? 374 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,820 HELEN, I'M HAVIN' A LITTLE TROUBLE MAKIN' YOU OUT. 375 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,320 UH, CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR WINGS? 376 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,320 LOOK, I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE MAKIN' YOU OUT. 377 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,820 CAN YOU WIGGLE THE TOWER? 378 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,090 SHE'S A LITTLE SPITFIRE. 379 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,600 OK, I CAN SEE YOU. I CAN SEE YOU. NOW, UH... 380 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,170 YOU'RE TOO HIGH. UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SWING AROUND AND COME IN AGAIN. 381 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,170 YEAH, AND MAYBE I SHOULD GO OUT ON THE WING AND DO A LITTLE FAN DANCE, 382 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,370 BUT I'M NOT GONNA, JOE. I'M GONNA LAND AND I'M GONNA LAND RIGHT NOW. 383 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,870 ALL RIGHT. REDUCE YOUR SPEED BY HALF. 384 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,380 AND YOU'RE LINED UP PERFECTLY WITH THE RUNWAY. 385 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,380 UH, NOW, AFTER I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU SAY "CHECK" 386 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,880 SO I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT, OK? 387 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,380 (Helen) OK. 388 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,350 OK. 389 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,350 SET THE FUEL SELECTOR TO "MAIN TANKS." 390 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,560 THE FUEL SELECTOR ONTO THE MAIN TANKS. UM, CHECK. 391 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560 GOOD. NOW, 392 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,060 UH, MAKE SURE THAT THE AUXILIARY FUEL PUMP IS ON. 393 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,490 YOU REMEMBER WHERE THAT IS? 394 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,500 IS ON... 395 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,660 [screeching] UM, NO! 396 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,170 COME ON, HELEN, COME ON! 397 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,940 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GROWING A MUSTACHE? 398 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,340 SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING SOMETHING? 399 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,240 NOPE. I PRETTY MUCH JUST WATCH THE BLIPS. 400 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,250 HEY. THERE SHE IS. 401 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:55,080 OH, JOE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE AUXILIARY FUEL PUMP IS. 402 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,590 HELEN, WE WENT OVER THIS IN CLASS TODAY. 403 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,890 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS TODAY. 404 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,890 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A LECTURE RIGHT NOW, JOE. 405 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,390 JUST TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN THING IS! 406 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:05,900 OH, I FOUND IT MYSELF. 407 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:11,470 ALL RIGHT. SET THE FUEL MIXTURE TO "FULL RICH." 408 00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,970 FUEL MIXTURE TO FULL RICH. 409 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,470 CHECK. 410 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,770 OK, UH, UH, THROTTLE TO IDLE. 411 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,540 FLAPS TO ONE QUARTER. 412 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,050 CHECK. 413 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:26,050 I--I THINK THAT WAS ONE-QUARTER. 414 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,550 AND I--I HOPE THOSE WERE THE FLAPS. 415 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,890 ALL RIGHT, LOWER YOUR LANDING GEAR 416 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:36,760 AND K-K-KEEP YOUR WINGS STRAIGHT. NO! NO! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! 417 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,960 OK, OK! DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME, JOE. 418 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,660 (Joe) ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE OVER THE RUNWAY. 419 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,200 NOW--NOW EASE THE YOKE BACK. 420 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200 THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 421 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,970 [screaming] YES! YES! 422 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,970 (Helen) OH, GOD! 423 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,210 CUT THE ENGINES, HIT THE BRAKES! 424 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940 OH, GOD! I DID IT! 425 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,940 JOE? 426 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,880 JOE? 427 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,750 JOE? 428 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,590 LOWELL, I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU. 429 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,590 YOU HANDLED THAT CRISIS BEAUTIFULLY. 430 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,930 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THAT IN YOU. 431 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,930 ROY, SOME MEN ARE BORN LEADERS. 432 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,570 OTHERS HAVE LEADERSHIP THRUST UPON THEM. 433 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,070 IT'S INCREDIBLE. GOOD NIGHT, LOWELL. 434 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:25,270 OH, OH, ONE MORE THING. 435 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,580 NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN. 436 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,710 GOTCHA. 437 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,950 NIGHT, ROY. NIGHT, LOWELL. 438 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:39,460 HEY, BRIAN. BRIAN, ARE YOU OK? 439 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:43,360 YEAH, MY HEAD'S STILL SORE. I BANGED IT PRETTY BAD. 440 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,690 WELL, YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 441 00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:47,700 I WANT YOU STRONG AND HEALTHY WHEN I BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT. 442 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:52,070 HELEN, HELEN, PUT THAT GUN DOWN! 443 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,070 I CAN'T DO THAT. 444 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,070 JOE WOULD KILL ME IF I TOOK HIS PLANE. 445 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,510 IT WOULD BE WRONG! 446 00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:00,410 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. WRONG! 447 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,410 HEY, HEY, WAIT--WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE 448 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,580 HELEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT HERE. 449 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,680 OH, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, JOE, I'M SORRY. 450 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,690 PLEASE, JUST DON'T YELL AT ME. DON'T YELL AT ME-- 451 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,530 I GUESS I DESERVED THAT. 452 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,430 HELEN, WHEN YOU WERE UP IN THE PLANE, 453 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,440 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD EVER GET YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE, 454 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,410 I COULD ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THING. 455 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,840 I KNOW. I KNOW, JOE. I COULD ONLY THINK OF ONE THING, TOO. 456 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,250 AND I BET WE WERE THINKIN' ABOUT THE SAME THING. 457 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,610 WE'RE WIMPS. 458 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,950 THAT WASN'T IT. 459 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,450 BUT WE ARE. WE'RE WIMPS. 460 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:46,450 WE'RE SO AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE ON ANYTHING. 461 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,460 SO WHAT IF DATING MIGHT RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP. 462 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:53,460 UH, YOU DYING IN A FIERY CRASH WOULD HAVE DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF THAT, TOO. 463 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,300 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 464 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,800 I'M SAYING LET'S GO FOR IT. 465 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,300 LET'S NOT HOLD ANYTHING BACK. LET'S TAKE THE ULTIMATE STEP. 466 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,570 LET'S... 467 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,440 DATE. 468 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,450 THEN WE WERE THINKIN' ABOUT THE SAME THING. 469 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,590 (Lowell) BOY. 470 00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,590 WHAT SOME PEOPLE WON'T DO FOR A HIGHER GRADE. 32129

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